DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/06/2012    Duedate: 04/19/2012

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-695

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TAPIK
THE ASSEMBLY (338)
(11-3381) [16-6-0,142]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TAPIK                          PAIR-O-SEVENS
THE ASSEMBLY (338)             THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
(11-3381) [16-6-0,142]         (11-6992) [6-1-0,46]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BERLAM FOOTE                   PARAGON
KRILL CAVALRY (374)            THE ASSEMBLY (338)
(11-7289) [19-36-0,94]         (11-3380) [10-12-2,96]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

COLORIFIC (511)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE ASSEMBLY (338)          31
2. KRILL CAVALRY (374)         24      COLORIFIC (511)
3. COLORIFIC (511)             22      Unchartered Team
4. THE JOKER'S WILD (599)      18
5. THE HITCHHIKERS (619)       16      THE JOKER'S WILD (599)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 COLORIFIC (511)          604 296 18 67.1   1/ 1 COLORIFIC (511)          11  1 0
 2/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1382 711 46 66.0   2/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510)        10  3 0
 3/ 3 BULLDOGS (157)           %1297 881 41 59.6   3/ 3 BULLDOGS (157)            9  6 0
 4/ 4 THE ASSEMBLY (338)        60  49  4 55.0   4/ 4 THE ASSEMBLY (338)        8  6 0
 5/ 5 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)    114 112  5 50.4   5/ 7 IMMORTALS (85)            7  1 1
 6/ 7*THE JOKER'S WILD (599)    14  14  0 50.0   6/ 5*THE JOKER'S WILD (599)    7  4 0
 7/ 6 IMMORTALS (85)           %1012 %1189 81 46.0   7/ 6 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)     6  9 0
 8/ 8 KRILL CAVALRY (374)      531 962  9 35.6   8/10 KRILL CAVALRY (374)       4 11 0
 9/ 9*RAPSCALLIONS (628)         8  17  2 32.0   9/ 9*CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      3 10 1
10/10*CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)       8  24  1 25.0  10/ 8*RAPSCALLIONS (628)        1  9 0
11-11*ILLMATIC (626)             1   3  0 25.0  11-12*ILLMATIC (626)            0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                             Birth of a Prodigal Aimer

     My name is Anna Thena.  Yes, it is a play off the word 'anathema.'  For those
who are not savvy, by definition my name means basically I'm a solemn curse-- a
person accursed or intensely disliked.  What makes me so?  Well, I'm an aimer for
starters; and it doesn't help that out of the 9 other styles, I was the runt of the
skill set [which translates to:  49 total skills, compared to a top end base
potential of 74 total skills].
     Now can you see why I've been titled 'prodigal'.  For those who are not savvy,
by definition this means basically that my designer was being recklessly extravagant
with my numbers or plain wasteful with my potential.  Let me give you a snap shot of
the numbers:

                 skill categories
STYLE          I   R   A   P   F   D       TOTAL
BA            14  14  13   8   7  12        68
SL            16  14  13   6   9  11        69
LU            15  14  15   8  11  11        74
ST            11  14   9   7   9  12        62
AB             7   9   4   8   9  12        49
WS            16  14  13  12   9  10        74
TP            10  14   7  14   9   8        62
PL            12  12  13  10   9  10        68
PS            10  14   9  10   9  10        62
PR            10  18   9  10   7   8        62

     (No offense, but I'll just keep my stats to myself for now.  A girl's got to
retain some sense of mystery, right?)
     So I asked my designer why he didn't make me to be one of the top-end styles--
like any one of the 62+ skill packages-- instead of the seriously disadvantaged
design that I am now.  He looks at me and says, "Take pride in the madness of you
I've wrought.  You're an aimer for no other reason than because I desired it and
willed it so."  Then laughed at me, called me a certified Rapscallion, and told me to
'deal with it'.
     Well, I better go train (a lot) if I'm gonna have a hope to earn my keep.  Wish
me luck.

                  -- Newby Rapcallion
                     managed by Noble Discord

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 346): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 694): COWLICK of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 694): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 679): KYNGRATH MOR of KAOS 2 (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 681): TARANA STONE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 678): WAIT of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 675): BETTEY DECKER of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 676): DREAM OF DAY of RANDOM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 639): COOLIN DUNN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 636): TRIPLE DAWG DARE of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 627): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 294): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 521): LILLY SCOOTER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 246): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 579): DOMINION of ZOMBIE SQUAD III (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 346): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 694): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 694): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 679): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 981): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 678): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 675): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 676): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 639): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 636): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 627): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 294): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 521): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 247): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 579): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 346): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 345): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 694): COWLICK of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 680): OLYMPIC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 675): JACK KNIFE of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     BINGO!  Duelmaster!  Lord Protector!  Gotta love it.  Slick up them hairs,
people, for here comes Cowlick!
     Fruit E., avoid the Cowlick?  Tapik challenge?  Har, har, har.  Old Kennelworth
got some strategy, too.  Oh, yeah!  Good try, Fruit.  Shoulda been a vegetable.
     Since The Isle is calling, I shall tell you about ME
13-18-9-9-19-10-6  hosed -2 Parry Total Parry
Bulked up to 15-21-9-11-21-10-9
Expert Parry (no more) Musta been the 40 fight rule?
Skill learn rate 1.57
0-26-0 with BA/LG/LS/SM/ME/WH
Faves?  Who knows?
     I'm gone.  Good luck to all-- especially if you are a Bull or a Dog.

                   Cowlick, Duelmaster

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out ARUAK CITY to 
see what's new.  What was the name of that team who got 3-0-0 this turn for a total 
14-14-0 you ask?  (Sure)  THE JOKER'S WILD's their name, and fighting's their game!  
MVP award for SMIMATSU?  THE ASSEMBLY's proud of him after beating A DOG'S LIFE and 
getting 18 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  CLARET CRAWDAD got smashed by 
KUNG-FU MASTER, and lost 12 points!  TAPIK thinks his 16-6-0 and studly character is 
good enough to face up to the Duelmaster.  Any bets?  Was that a tear I saw in 
TAPIK's eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't COWLICK fit to be tied!  I 
hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want 
photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  The warriors of THE HITCHHIKERS must be getting 
lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  
Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are BULLDOGS?  THE HITCHHIKERS, an easy team to beat if 
I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  Can IMMORTALS' MCWITTLE be 
more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  For 
sure, I was holding my breath when I found out CHEEKY MADCAP  challenged 5 ACES.  
After all, haven't RAPSCALLIONS and THE JOKER'S WILD had a long standing duel in 
ARUAK CITY?  It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but 5 ACES wants me to write 
about it since he overcame CHEEKY MADCAP.  Satisfied?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys 
can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TAPIK 3381                   16   6  0   142       THE ASSEMBLY (338)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WOOF WOOF 7357               18   8  0   100       BULLDOGS (157)
 SILVER HAIR 7386             12   5  1   100       COLORIFIC (511)
 COWABUNGA! 7360              20   9  0    98       BULLDOGS (157)
 PARAGON 3380                 10  12  2    96       THE ASSEMBLY (338)
 BERLAM FOOTE 7289            19  36  0    94       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 RED-EYE 7342                 14  13  2    92       COLORIFIC (511)
 BENJY MOUSE 7392              8  10  0    92       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMIMATSU 3378                12  10  1    84       THE ASSEMBLY (338)
 CLARET CRAWDAD 7246          18  10  0    72       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 JADOW 3452                    8   7  0    72       THE ASSEMBLY (338)
 GRAY AREA 7397               10   1  0    68       COLORIFIC (511)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLARTIBARTFAST 7376          12  13  0    66       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 BLUE BULLDOG 7385             6   1  0    65       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-NASTY ELEMENTAL 7293          9  10  1    64       IMMORTALS (85)
 A DOG'S LIFE 7395            10   4  2    60       BULLDOGS (157)
-TOBY BLOODSPIKE 7314          7   7  0    60       IMMORTALS (85)
 YELLOW BELLY 7361            16  11  0    59       COLORIFIC (511)
-PINK PORPOISE 7448            5   0  0    57       ANIMAL FARM (510)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAIR-O-SEVENS 6992            6   1  0    46       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 GEORGIE BOY 7374              4  25  0    46       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 LEO GUARDSMAN 7317           11   4  0    45       IMMORTALS (85)
 WILBERT FRUE 7387             8  13  0    37       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 MAYDEE QUICK 7400             6   6  1    36       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 GAG HALFRUNT 7416             6   4  0    36       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 BINKLE 7452                   3   2  0    36       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ENTRON 7473                   3   0  0    33       IMMORTALS (85)
 5 ACES 6990                   3   4  0    31       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 FENCHURCH 7413                5   6  1    27       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 GREEN WITH ENVY 7435          4   1  1    26       COLORIFIC (511)
 TANGERINE TURTLE 7398         6   6  0    25       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 PURPLE POODLE 7447            4   1  0    24       BULLDOGS (157)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AMBER ANTEATER 7477           2   0  0    22       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 CHARRO LAYNE 7455             3   3  0    21       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 ARTEMIS 7437                  3   4  0    21       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 VILLAN 7420                   2   3  1    20       RAPSCALLIONS (628)
 MCWITTLE 7474                 2   1  1    17       IMMORTALS (85)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARK JESTER 7438              4   3  0    15       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 GRUNTHOS THE FLAT 7450        2   4  0    14       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 ANNA THEMA 7480               1   0  0    12       RAPSCALLIONS (628)
 CHRUN'CHYN 7418               1   4  0    11       RAPSCALLIONS (628)
 CHEEKY MADCAP 7421            2   3  1    10       RAPSCALLIONS (628)
-HILDA 7464                    1   0  0     9       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
-NY STATE OF MIND 7402         1   1  0     8       ILLMATIC (626)
 FHAI'TUL 7417                 1   4  0     7       RAPSCALLIONS (628)
 NURGLING 7475                 1   1  1     5       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 YOGASH 7476                   0   3  0     3       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
-NEGROT 7465                   0   1  0     2       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ALABASTER AUK 7384      5  2 1 ANIMAL FARM 510      MAYDEE QUICK 7400     692  JUST REVENGED
LARKSPUR LOUSE 7472     0  1 0 ANIMAL FARM 510      MCWITTLE 7474         693   
FLASHFLIGHT 7389        0  2 0 IMMORTALS 85         TUCK 7411             691  NONE
TUNGSTEN 7419           1  3 0 RAPSCALLIONS 628     NURGLING 7475         694   
JINKLE 7451             0  1 0 THE JOKER'S WILD 599 GREEN WITH ENVY 7435  691  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Congratulations to our own Cowlick, Duelmaster of The Heart And Soul of Andoria.
Duelmasters drink free at The Bulldog Inn. -- Kennelworth
P.S.  I wonder if this portends a new hair style trend for Aruak City?

M. Cardinee?  I lost?  Oh, how low I have sunk.  (sigh) -- A Dod's Life

Berlam Foote -- Thank you for helping me finally hit the political point range.  Only
15 more to go!  I hope. -- Cowabunga!

Chrun'Chyn -- Hey, that was fun!  You look good in a poodle skirt!  (wink) -- Purple
Poodle

Tapik -- You simply have my number.  That weird strategy did not work I salute my
better. -- Woof Woof
P.S.  But I still sneaked in a couple of PP's. I may just make it out of here yet!

Mino and Animal Farm -- What a point gain!  Congrats to your team. -- Kennelworth
(ever the jealous)

Paragon -- You are quite the enduring fellow, but somehow, I eeked out a victory.
Isn't that cool! -- Cowlick

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Aruak City, The Heart And Soul of Andoria awaits. --
Kennelworth

Four-0.  Now, that's what I'm talking about! -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific
Manager

Take THAT, Mino!  Your critters suck! -- PPE, Proud Colorific Manager

Maybee Quick -- Not quick enough, wench.  Not quick enough. -- Gray Area, Proud
Colorific

Fjai'Tul -- It was almost that for you.  You had best be careful. -- Green With Envy

Kung-Fu Master -- You looked mighty fine laying there bleeding on the arena floor
saying "I submit."  Mighty fine. -- Red-Eye, Proud Colorific

Wilbur Frue -- Bwahahahahaha.  I enjoyed making a fool out of frue.  Frue Blood. --
Yellow Belly, Proud Colorific

Luck to all.  I hope all your warriors died in The Mail-In. -- Purple People Eater,
Proud Colorific Manager

Ahoy, ye, Kennelworth.  Gratters on ye Cowlick champeen.  Aye. -- Mino, Animal Farm

Charro Layne -- Thanks for being my first. -- Amber Anteater

The Mailer was fun -- I hope!?  Did I survive? -- Blue Bulldog

Khalhum's Dwarf -- Take that, you oremonger! -- Claret Crawdad

Delarquan Spy -- You shouldn't have been spying on us critters!  One if by land, but
even better, two if by sea. -- Pink Porpoise

Georgie Boy -- It was fun and it was quick.  (Not exactly what one expects from a
turtle.) -- Tangerine Turtle

Avast, ye critters!  I bea thankin' me Animal Farm fer yon 4-0.  Aya! -- Mino

Cheeky Madcap -- Don't let it get to you.  Under these flippers is a ton of whack!
Females rule! -- Pink Porpoise (thinkin' that Cheeky is kinda cute.)

Villan -- An unfair match it was.  Those MUGs (Match Up Gods) are unmerciful.  I
think they are all women!  (wink) -- Tangerine Turtle

Dartor, me boy.  Thankee.  This'n ole pirate ken it were unintentional.  Me critters
bea easy on 'im.  One feud, at most.  Aye. -- Mino.

Benjy Mouse -- For a mouse, you hit pretty hard!  Nice fight, I'll be back again to
try this sometime soon. -- Jadow

Slartibarti -- How you like that, you helped me to two ratings.... -- Smimatsu

Gagged Runt -- Thought I'd try this with a different weapon this time -- Esterbrook

Cowlick -- You are despicable!  You... you... you... mad Cow!  You are exactly who I
did NOT want to match up with.  Congratulations on the Title, now please get the heck
outta here so I have a chance again. -- Paragon

Woof Woof -- Feels a little like Deja Vu.  Whaadya say, want to make it 3 times in a
row? -- Tapik

Colorific -- I try to give Silver Hair a shot at the title, and what do you do?  Sit
her out.  Quite cowardly in my opinion.  Just know that next time one of my fighters
is the duelmaster, I will NOT challenge any of your ilk.  Well, that is unless I
think I have a good shot to beat them.  Then I will reserve my right to challenge as
I want.  Put that in your pipe and smoke it! -- Froot E. Bowl

Bulldogs -- How about a Tapik vs Cowlick sentimental duel on your way outta here? --
F.E. Bowl

Rapscallions -- My little Nurgling assures me he was not aiming for the kill shot.
Many apologies from myself and the Carnival for Tungsten's untimely end. -- Nurgle

All -- Just a short eulogy for Eurymedon; having lost his first four fights, he then
went to the Dark Arena and battled Stone Golem for three long rounds, making the
construct desperate at least twice.  A poor record, but a good last fight!  Hopefully
he does better in the Great Arena in the Sky (or wherever it is). -- Nurgle

Fenchurch -- Nicely fought, ma'am!  I thought I could withstand the onslaught, but
your skill was telling in the end. -- Dark Jester

Green With Envy -- It's always a good day when I live to fight another.  And just for
the record, whatever it was that I had making you green with envy, I hope you got it;
because I can't seem to find the sense you beat outta me. -- Fhai'tul

Purple Poodle -- Purple Poodle... more like a purple panzer!  I'm telling you, all I
needed was... oooo, bad doggie.  But good challenge and victory anyway. -- Chrun'chyn

Pair-O-Sevens -- I may be a villain; I may be a rapscallion; but what I'm not is
suicidal.  Had I known a little epee slash to your belly would've caused you to
berzerker beat me down, I wouldn't bled you elsewhere.  Sevens over villan.
Congrats. -- Villan

Mcwittle -- So you tried to mcwittle ole cheeky into the fashion of one you
Immortals, huh?  'Preciate the skill lesson.  Good fight. -- Cheeky Madcap

Nurgling -- That was an impressive 1st minute killing of our Orc bonecrusher-in-
training, Tungsten.  It was a clean match-up; plus, none of us really liked the guy
anyway.  So you and the Chaos Carnival got nothing to worry about as bloodfeuding
goes.  You've been christened in Rapscallion blood.  Congratulations on your first
fight (and, ehum, kill).  Perhaps we'll match up or challenge later down the road of
you career.  'Til then, good luck. -- Noble Discord and the Rapscallions Stable
P.S.  How's that for honor amongst thieves?
P.S.S.  Plus, you just saved me $7 by forcefully removing Tungsten from the Spring
Tourney I had entered him in.

Sorry no personals this time.  Things should, well, might, be back to normal next
time. -- Jorja

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TAPIK viciously subdued COWLICK in a 2 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
WOOF WOOF slimly won victory over BENJY MOUSE in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge match.
JADOW was viciously subdued by BERLAM FOOTE in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
ARTEMIS devastated GRUNTHOS THE FLAT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
VILLAN was viciously subdued by BINKLE in a 3 minute amateur's Challenge match.
CHEEKY MADCAP was viciously subdued by 5 ACES in a 1 minute gruesome Challenge melee.
PURPLE POODLE outwaited MCWITTLE in a action packed 7 minute novice's Challenge duel.
NURGLING was vanquished by ENTRON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SILVER HAIR overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
PARAGON was luckily beaten by COWABUNGA! in a 13 minute veteran's match.
CLARET CRAWDAD was bested by KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 1 minute battle.
A DOG'S LIFE was devastated by SMIMATSU in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
RED-EYE overpowered VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
YELLOW BELLY was devastated by SLARTIBARTFAST in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BLUE BULLDOG overpowered MAYDEE QUICK in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
GRAY AREA devastated DELARQUAN SPY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PAIR-O-SEVENS demolished FENCHURCH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LEO GUARDSMAN savagely defeated WILBERT FRUE in a 2 minute bloody fight.
GEORGIE BOY devastated TANGERINE TURTLE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
GAG HALFRUNT overpowered DARK JESTER in a 4 minute one-sided duel.
CHRUN'CHYN was overpowered by CHARRO LAYNE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
GREEN WITH ENVY devastated FHAI'TUL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
AMBER ANTEATER overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
YOGASH was overpowered by ANNA THEMA in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         WALL OF STEEL     21 -  12 -  2      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         TOTAL PARRY       25 -  16 -  1      61  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         SLASHING ATTACK   38 -  25 -  4      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   2 -  1      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         BASHING ATTACK    35 -  34 -  0      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  10 -  2      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         AIMED BLOW        20 -  24 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  26 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK   36 -  47 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 695 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  3     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         3  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   TAPIK 3381                 16   6  0  142 THE ASSEMBLY (338)
SLASHING ATTACK  SILVER HAIR 7386           12   5  1  100 COLORIFIC (511)
TOTAL PARRY      COWABUNGA! 7360            20   9  0   98 BULLDOGS (157)
WALL OF STEEL    RED-EYE 7342               14  13  2   92 COLORIFIC (511)
AIMED BLOW       CLARET CRAWDAD 7246        18  10  0   72 ANIMAL FARM (510)
STRIKING ATTACK  BLUE BULLDOG 7385           6   1  0   65 ANIMAL FARM (510)
LUNGING ATTACK   YELLOW BELLY 7361          16  11  0   59 COLORIFIC (511)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GAG HALFRUNT 7416           6   4  0   36 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BERLAM FOOTE 7289.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PARAGON 3380.  The ten other most popular fighters were MCWITTLE 7474, 
BINKLE 7452, TAPIK 3381, BERLAM FOOTE 7289, ANNA THEMA 7480, WOOF WOOF 7357, LEO 
GUARDSMAN 7317, WILBERT FRUE 7387, VILLAN 7420, and SILVER HAIR 7386.

The least popular fighter this week was COWABUNGA! 7360.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PURPLE POODLE 7447, DARK JESTER 7438, YOGASH 7476, FHAI'TUL 7417, 
TANGERINE TURTLE 7398, FENCHURCH 7413, MAYDEE QUICK 7400, YELLOW BELLY 7361, NURGLING 
7475, and CHEEKY MADCAP 7421.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

COWLICK (11-7286) BULLDOGS (157)