DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/01/2012    Duedate: 06/14/2012

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-699

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SLARTIBARTFAST
THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
(11-7376) [15-14-0,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BENJY MOUSE                    POSITION IS EMPTY
THE HITCHHIKERS (619)          
(11-7392) [11-11-1,113]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PARAGON                        WILBERT FRUE
THE ASSEMBLY (338)             KRILL CAVALRY (374)
(11-3380) [13-13-2,94]         (11-7387) [10-15-0,50]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE ASSEMBLY (338)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE JOKER'S WILD (599)      44
2. OLIVA GALVARIUS (635)       19      COLORIFIC (511)
3. KRILL CAVALRY (374)         19      Unchartered Team
4. COLORIFIC (511)             17
5. BULLDOGS (157)              15      RAPSCALLIONS (628)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 COLORIFIC (511)          615 302 18 67.1   1/ 2 THE ASSEMBLY (338)       10  5 1
 2/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1388 716 46 66.0   2/ 1 BULLDOGS (157)            9  4 0
 3/ 3 BULLDOGS (157)           %1310 886 41 59.7   3/ 7 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)    8  3 1
 4/ 5 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)    24  18  1 57.1   4/ 3 COLORIFIC (511)           8  4 0
 5/ 4 THE ASSEMBLY (338)        73  56  5 56.6   5/ 5 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      6  8 1
 6/ 6 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)    124 122  8 50.4   6/ 4 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)     6  9 1
 7- 7*ILLMATIC (626)             4   4  0 50.0   7/ 6 ANIMAL FARM (510)         5  4 0
 8- 8*IDES OF BONO (629)         1   1  0 50.0   8/10 IMMORTALS (85)            4  8 0
 9/ 0 OLIVA GALVARIUS (635)     15  16  1 48.4   9/ 8 KRILL CAVALRY (374)       4 11 0
10/ 9 IMMORTALS (85)           %1016 %1200 81 45.8  10- 9*ILLMATIC (626)            3  1 0
11/10 KRILL CAVALRY (374)      538 975  9 35.6  11/ 0 OLIVA GALVARIUS (635)     3  3 0
12/11 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      16  35  2 31.4  12-11*IDES OF BONO (629)        1  1 0
13/ 0*RAPSCALLIONS (628)         8  18  2 30.8  13-12*NATURAL BLADES (630)      1  2 0
14-12*NATURAL BLADES (630)       1   4  0 20.0  14/ 0*RAPSCALLIONS (628)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 348): PENNY of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 698): PARAGON of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 698): VLAD THE IMPALER of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 683): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 685): RINGWORM of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 682): VOLDEMORT of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 679): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 680): DREAM OF DAY of RANDOM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 643): LINAEA DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 640): CIRCE of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 631): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 525): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 583): COYOTE of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (A-Sop, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 348): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 698): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 698): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 683): ARE YOU ? (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 685): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 682): BASH BROS CAR (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 679): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 680): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 643): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 640): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 631): AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 296): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 525): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 249): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 583): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 698): BERLAM FOOTE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
                   (turn 697): WOOF WOOF of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 685): RINGWORM of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 680): DREAM OF DAY of RANDOM (JE, mgr.)
             (turn 679): GAZELLE HOUND of DOG DAY AFTERNOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 248): DIANGELIQUE of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Back again!  Finally got a challenge through and managed to avoid the Cow.  Can
I last another turn up here at the top?  Or will I lose and drop 50 points and then
have to drown my sorrows at the Bulldog inn?  Or even worse, maybe some bloodthirsty
so and so will try to kill me!  (Please don't, all you bloodthirsty guys out there).
     All these mysteries and more will be solved in the next installment.  Hey,
Kennelworth, let me make a small suggestion on your staff at the inn.  Hiring
Smimatsu's Mom and Wife as serving girls will NOT help your business.  In fact, it
will probably drive most of your business away unless the drinks are REALLY STRONG!
Kitchen staff, maybe, but last time I ate their cooking I went on a 3-4 turn run of
losses.  Could be coincidence but I'm not sure....
     Speaking of Smimatsu, lost to the Bulldogs again.  How pathetic. If you weren't
so close to graduating, I'd tell Froot E. Bowl to kill you off.  Then I wouldn't have
to put up with your sister's advances anymore.  I mean, seriously, tell her a bath a
week is a good idea.  Maybe Silver Hair might be interested.  I think he said he's
into smelly, wart-nosed, loud women.
     That's it for this installment... just remember, if you're a striker who likes
quick fights and little effort, avoid the Cow.  If you're a offensive type who can't
dodge at all, please respectfully remember to double-challenge your Duelmaster!
               Your Duel-master, LL Cool P

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt ARUAK CITY will ever be the same.  It seems the training can make the 
difference, as BULLDOGS is pushed out of top team by THE ASSEMBLY, who came from 2nd 
with a 3-2-1 this turn.  THE JOKER'S WILD stable has parlayed this turn's 5-0-1 into 
a 4 space move up the rankings.  This brings them up to 3rd place.  Good work, guys!  
And let's see, SYRA SHORTER fought TANGERINE TURTLE and gained 18 points and 
contributed to OLIVA GALVARIUS' 1-1-0.  TANGERINE TURTLE has lost to SYRA SHORTER, 
falling 15 points, while helping make ANIMAL FARM a 1-2-0 turn.  Well done, ARUAK 
CITY, the Duelmaster was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Perhaps PARAGON is not 
as thrilled, being challenged 6 times.  SLARTIBARTFAST challenged for the 
Duelmastership this turn, attempting to dethrone THE ASSEMBLY's warrior.  And all 
eyes were on SLARTIBARTFAST this turn as he ascended to the throne of Duelmaster.  
ARUAK CITY has a new victor!  By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last 
night, cramped under the table at The Victory Tavern?   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.  I also notice that the THE ASSEMBLY stable was the most 
avoided team this turn.  Come on ARUAK CITY, what are you afraid of?  And avoiding 
THE ASSEMBLY more than any other team we find COLORIFIC.  ARUAK CITY, are we going to 
accept, or respect this sort of thing?   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  We'd like to remind certain teams 
not to rob the graves of their enemies.  You know who you are; and it's considered 
rude.   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in ARUAK CITY and I've a long road ahead 
of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in ARUAK CITY again, farewell-- Alarond 
the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLARTIBARTFAST 7376          15  14  0   104       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BENJY MOUSE 7392             11  11  1   113       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 COWABUNGA! 7360              24   9  0   109       BULLDOGS (157)
-GRAY AREA 7397               12   1  0   100       COLORIFIC (511)
 A DOG'S LIFE 7395            13   5  2    99       BULLDOGS (157)
 JADOW 3452                   11   8  0    99       THE ASSEMBLY (338)
 PARAGON 3380                 13  13  2    94       THE ASSEMBLY (338)
 SILVER HAIR 7386             15   6  1    92       COLORIFIC (511)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLUE BULLDOG 7385             7   1  0    85       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 PAIR-O-SEVENS 6992           10   1  0    81       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 SMIMATSU 3378                14  12  1    77       THE ASSEMBLY (338)
 RED-EYE 7342                 16  15  2    76       COLORIFIC (511)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLARET CRAWDAD 7246          18  11  0    69       ANIMAL FARM (510)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GREEN WITH ENVY 7435          7   2  1    65       COLORIFIC (511)
 YELLOW BELLY 7361            17  13  0    64       COLORIFIC (511)
-NASTY ELEMENTAL 7293          9  10  1    64       IMMORTALS (85)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GAG HALFRUNT 7416             8   6  0    56       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 PINK PORPOISE 7448            7   2  0    54       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 5 ACES 6990                   6   5  0    53       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 WILBERT FRUE 7387            10  15  0    50       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 PURPLE POODLE 7447            7   2  0    47       BULLDOGS (157)
 LEO GUARDSMAN 7317           13   6  0    46       IMMORTALS (85)
 SYRA SHORTER 7496             4   0  0    46       OLIVA GALVARIUS (635)
 MAYDEE QUICK 7400             8   8  1    43       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 TANGERINE TURTLE 7398         8   7  0    37       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 FENCHURCH 7413                7   8  3    36       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARK JESTER 7438              7   4  0    32       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 NURGLING 7475                 4   2  1    32       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 TOBY BLOODSPIKE 7314          7  10  0    31       IMMORTALS (85)
 MCWITTLE 7474                 4   3  1    27       IMMORTALS (85)
 MILAMBER 7483                 3   0  1    26       THE ASSEMBLY (338)
-AMBER ANTEATER 7477           3   1  0    26       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-REPRESENT 7405                1   0  0    25       ILLMATIC (626)
 BINKLE 7452                   4   5  0    24       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHARRO LAYNE 7455             5   5  0    22       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
-NY STATE OF MIND 7402         2   1  0    21       ILLMATIC (626)
-VILLAN 7420                   2   3  1    20       RAPSCALLIONS (628)
-THE GENESIS 7404              1   0  0    19       ILLMATIC (626)
 OLD HAROLD ANNE 7490          1   1  0    16       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 ARAKASI 7482                  2   2  0    15       THE ASSEMBLY (338)
 NEGROT 7465                   1   1  0    14       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 ENTRON 7473                   3   4  0    13       IMMORTALS (85)
 HILDA 7464                    2   0  1    13       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 XIURHN 7492                   1   0  1    13       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
-CHRUN'CHYN 7418               1   4  0    11       RAPSCALLIONS (628)
-CHEEKY MADCAP 7421            2   3  1    10       RAPSCALLIONS (628)
-U2 BRUTUS 7423                1   0  0    10       IDES OF BONO (629)
-RAVEN 7432                    1   1  0     9       NATURAL BLADES (630)
-FHAI'TUL 7417                 1   4  0     7       RAPSCALLIONS (628)
-SHARP 7431                    0   1  0     7       NATURAL BLADES (630)
 ANIKETOS 7479                 1   3  0     6       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 MISHA OGLONDORA 7498          0   4  0     4       OLIVA GALVARIUS (635)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HOUND DOG 7481          1  3 0 BULLDOGS 157         MILAMBER 7483         699   
ANANKE 7507             0  1 0 CHAOS CARNIVAL 631   HILDA 7464            699   
ARTEMIS 7437            3  7 0 CHAOS CARNIVAL 631   FENCHURCH 7413        698   
GEORGIE BOY 7374        4 26 0 KRILL CAVALRY 374    FENCHURCH 7413        696   
ANNA THEMA 7480         1  1 0 RAPSCALLIONS 628     XIURHN 7492           699   
TAPIK 3381             16  7 0 THE ASSEMBLY 338     BENJY MOUSE 7392      696  REVENGED
CONTENTED 7494          0  1 0 THE HITCHHIKERS 619  WURM KIN              699  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

A salute to Paragon, the mighty Duelmaster of Aruak City, The Heart And Soul Of
Andoria.  Well done, champ.  Duelmasters drink free at The Bulldog Inn. --
Kennelworth, Proprietor
P.S.  LL Cool P, we all enjoyed your DM Column greatly!
P.P.S.  And unlike what you stated, you got a challenge through against those dratted
Colorifics.  Well done!

Congrats to Lord Protector Berlam Foote.  A well deserved graduation. -- All us
Bulldogs

Aniketos -- I was proud to fight you again.  You are getting better and better.  I
suspect the next win is yours again like the first. (So let's don't!) -- Hound Dog

Pair-O-Sevens -- My cards turned bad.  Perhaps I am not as good at this game as I
wanted to be? -- Purple Poodle

Veteran Mercenary -- When one has an ugly life like mine, one is always glad to match
with one like yourself.  Thanks for the good time. -- A Dog's Life

     Just a couple of old dogs together. -- Kag'griss, Veteran Mercenary of Aruak

Slartibartfast -- Somehow The Peanut Gallery cheered me on to that lucky victory.  I
don't think I want to fight you any more.  I was lucky, lucky, lucky. -- Cowabunga!

     Albendranious!

Health.  Humility.  Honor. -- Kennelworth

Berlam Foote, Lord Pertecter!  'N ye, Paragon, yon bloody Duelmaster.  Blimey fine,
mates!  Aye. -- Mino

Gag Halfrunt -- Well, turnabout is fair play, and you surely did that.  I felt like a
fish out of water, albeit, a big mammal-like fish.  Kudos to you. -- Pink Porpoise

Smimatsu -- I fought my very best.  Now I am timed for Philly, so you all will not be
seeing me for a while.  Good luck to you. -- Blue Bulldog

Wilbert Frue -- Finally I am getting a little speed on me.  Must be the sprints Mino
makes me run?! -- Tangerine Turtle

Bloody har, har, Perple People Thang!  Me critters done 2-1, 'n ye barely gotta five
hunderd.  Yo ho ho! -- Mino

You Colorific are embarassing me!  2-2!  A measley 2-2?  Heads are gonna roll! --
Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Toby, Toby, Toby, even with all your skills and ability, you are no match for me.  No
way! -- Green With Envy, Proud Colorific

5 Aces -- Slimly!  I won slimly?!  Why, I tore you to pieces, you loser card shark!
-- Yellow Belly, Proud Colorific

Jadow -- You Cretin!  Either you got mighty lucky or you paid someone off mighty
heavily.  Either way I give you the international middle finger sign of disdain. --
Red-Eye, Proud Colorific

Paragon -- I tried my best to avoid you, but it wasn't in the cards.  You beat me
fair and square.  Salute. -- Silver Hair, Proud Colorific

What!?  What is this?!  You dumb old fighter, Silver Hair!  You don't praise a non-
Colorific.  They are always inferior.  You dunce! -- Purple People Eater, Proud
Colorific Manager

Silver Hair -- I had to get a win somewhere, us Strikers just don't get any respect!
-- Paragon

Cowabunga! -- How can I delicately say this... I think you're a swell guy and all,
but... (Avoid) -- Paragon

Red-Eye -- I'm sure this earned a return challenge at some point. -- Jadow

Dark Jester -- Thought I was going to win this one... good fight.  I'll get a little
more skilled before I try again. -- Arakasi

Blue Bulldog -- Who do I have to pay at the arena to get this matchup given to
someone else?  All I want is a nice defensive guy to run into! -- Smimatsu

Entron -- I may have won, but I think I'm the one with more bruises after this
matchup. -- Milamber

Arakasi -- Helms off to you for the brave challenge!  I do believe you critically hit
my funny bone, haha!  Nevertheless, I was the lucky one at the end! -- Dark Jester

Fenchurch -- Artemis *did* challenge you, and knew the risks.  While you're something
of a quiet menace (that's two of mine you've ended in ten turns), don't expect a
bloodfeud from the Carnival this time. -- Nurgle, Chaos Carnivalmaster

If anyone wonders why Old Harry Anne is starting over, she was input with the wrong
style.  Maybe I should've left her an aimer, but I didn't WANT an aimer, so I got her
swapped around. -- Jorja
P.S.  And I see Berlam is graduating.  Details available on request, I'm not
secretive, I just don't feel like the extra typing today.

Purple Poodle -- This is true. -- Maydee Quick

Green With Envy -- You left me with green-apple colic, if that's what you're asking
about. -- Charro Layne

Jadow -- Well, of course.  I am kindness personified. -- Wilbert Frue

Tangerine Turtle -- Oh!  You're a TURTLE.  I thought you were a tangerine, and I
couldn't figure why you were so hard to peel. -- Wilbert Frue

Benjy Mouse -- Today, I don't care. -- Berlam Foote, contemplating (with pleasure)
his upcoming retirement

Leo Guardsman -- To say that this was a surprise is an understatement.  How could it
have happened? -- Maydee Quick

Nurgling -- At least I didn't get the colic from you.  Unless... maybe "nurgling" is
the sound of the colic still rumbling around down there.... -- Charro Layne

Represent -- That did not go well for me, but at least this time I felt more like
myself. -- Old Harold Anne

Woof Woof -- Try to think about me as... a remover of trash from otherwise pleasant
neighborhoods, eh? -- Dreen Hiss, Assassin Third Class

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CONTENTED was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SLARTIBARTFAST unbelievably bested PARAGON in a 2 minute Challenge Title duel.
A DOG'S LIFE savagely defeated BERLAM FOOTE in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
YELLOW BELLY was overpowered by PAIR-O-SEVENS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SMIMATSU devastated GAG HALFRUNT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
DARK JESTER was savagely defeated by WILBERT FRUE in a 3 minute Challenge struggle.
GREEN WITH ENVY handily defeated MAYDEE QUICK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
ARAKASI was viciously subdued by MCWITTLE in a 3 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
HOUND DOG was dispatched by MILAMBER in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
ANIKETOS was viciously subdued by CHARRO LAYNE in a popular 2 minute Challenge fight.
BENJY MOUSE handily defeated CLARET CRAWDAD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
COWABUNGA! savagely defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 4 minute mismatched match.
JADOW subdued RED-EYE in a popular 1 minute master's match.
SILVER HAIR overcame CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute conflict.
5 ACES vanquished TOBY BLOODSPIKE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
LEO GUARDSMAN won victory over NURGLING in a 2 minute fray.
PURPLE POODLE outlasted THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a unpopular 15 minute brawl.
PINK PORPOISE devastated FENCHURCH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TANGERINE TURTLE was luckily beaten by SYRA SHORTER in a 1 minute bout.
BINKLE devastated ENTRON in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
NEGROT overpowered MISHA OGLONDORA in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ANNA THEMA was put to death by XIURHN in a 1 minute beginner's duel.
HILDA delivered the death blow upon ANANKE in a 1 minute novice's bout.
OLD HAROLD ANNE defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   1 -  1      75  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         TOTAL PARRY       26 -  12 -  1      68  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         WALL OF STEEL     22 -  14 -  2      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         SLASHING ATTACK   37 -  26 -  3      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         BASHING ATTACK    38 -  36 -  2      51  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         STRIKING ATTACK   44 -  45 -  2      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  13 -  1      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  24 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        13 -  27 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   7 -  0      22  |

Turn 699 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  4         4  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  4         2  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  3                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SLARTIBARTFAST 7376        15  14  0  104 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
TOTAL PARRY      COWABUNGA! 7360            24   9  0  109 BULLDOGS (157)
SLASHING ATTACK  A DOG'S LIFE 7395          13   5  2   99 BULLDOGS (157)
WALL OF STEEL    JADOW 3452                 11   8  0   99 THE ASSEMBLY (338)
BASHING ATTACK   PAIR-O-SEVENS 6992         10   1  0   81 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
AIMED BLOW       CLARET CRAWDAD 7246        18  11  0   69 ANIMAL FARM (510)
STRIKING ATTACK  GREEN WITH ENVY 7435        7   2  1   65 COLORIFIC (511)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GAG HALFRUNT 7416           8   6  0   56 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PARAGON 3380.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was WILBERT FRUE 7387.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHARRO LAYNE 7455, 
PARAGON 3380, A DOG'S LIFE 7395, MCWITTLE 7474, NEGROT 7465, SLARTIBARTFAST 7376, 
GREEN WITH ENVY 7435, ARAKASI 7482, BENJY MOUSE 7392, and JADOW 3452.

The least popular fighter this week was PURPLE POODLE 7447.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ANNA THEMA 7480, MISHA OGLONDORA 7498, ENTRON 7473, FENCHURCH 
7413, TOBY BLOODSPIKE 7314, CLARET CRAWDAD 7246, MAYDEE QUICK 7400, GAG HALFRUNT 
7416, CONTENTED 7494, and HILDA 7464.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BERLAM FOOTE (11-7289) KRILL CAVALRY (374)