DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/29/2012    Duedate: 07/12/2012

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-701

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SLARTIBARTFAST
THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
(11-7376) [16-15-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SLARTIBARTFAST                 CHRUN'CHYN
THE HITCHHIKERS (619)          RAPSCALLIONS (628)
(11-7376) [16-15-0,109]        (11-7418) [2-4-1,22]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SLARTIBARTFAST                 A DOG'S LIFE
THE HITCHHIKERS (619)          BULLDOGS (157)
(11-7376) [16-15-0,109]        (11-7395) [14-6-2,83]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE JOKER'S WILD (599)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE JOKER'S WILD (599)      40
2. WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)        36      ANIMAL FARM (510)
3. KRILL CAVALRY (374)         26      Unchartered Team
4. FURRY FURY (611)            25
5. OLIVA GALVARIUS (635)       24      RAPSCALLIONS (628)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*NATURE'S REVENGE (637)     4   1  0 80.0   1/ 3 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)   11  4 1
 2- 2 COLORIFIC (511)          618 302 18 67.2   2/ 2 THE ASSEMBLY (338)        9  6 1
 3/ 3 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1391 718 47 66.0   3/ 1 BULLDOGS (157)            8  3 0
 4/ 4 BULLDOGS (157)           %1315 888 41 59.7   4/ 6 KRILL CAVALRY (374)       8  7 0
 5/ 7 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)    30  22  1 57.7   5- 4 COLORIFIC (511)           5  2 0
 6/ 5 THE ASSEMBLY (338)        79  60  5 56.8   6/ 5 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)     5  8 0
 7- 6*ILLMATIC (626)             5   4  1 55.6   7- 9*NATURE'S REVENGE (637)    4  1 0
 8/ 0 FURRY FURY (611)          59  52  4 53.2   8/ 7 ANIMAL FARM (510)         4  4 1
 9/ 0 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)     125 111  9 53.0   9/ 8 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      4 11 1
10/ 8 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)    127 127  8 50.0  10/13*RAPSCALLIONS (628)        2  1 1
11-11 IMMORTALS (85)           %1016 %1205 81 45.7  11/ 0 FURRY FURY (611)          2  2 1
12/10 OLIVA GALVARIUS (635)     16  22  1 42.1  12/ 0 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)      2  3 0
13/13*RAPSCALLIONS (628)        10  18  3 35.7  13-12 IMMORTALS (85)            2  7 0
14/12 KRILL CAVALRY (374)      543 980  9 35.7  14/11 OLIVA GALVARIUS (635)     2  7 0
15/14 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      19  42  2 31.1  15-10*ILLMATIC (626)            1  0 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 349): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 700): COWABUNGA! Of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 700): VLAD THE IMPALER of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 685): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 687): WWC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 684): RAGDOLL of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 681): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 682): PROFESSOR PUTT of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 645): LINAEA DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 642): JACK DANIELS of I C DRUNK PEOPLE (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 633): THE COOK MESSED UP of BASH BROS. WAITRESS
                                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 527): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): POSITION IS EMPTY
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 585): BIKINI LINE of SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 649): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 700): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 700): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 685): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 687): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 684): ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 681): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 682): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 645): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 642): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 633): THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 527): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 585): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 700): COWABUNGA! Of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               PARAGON of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 700): VLAD THE IMPALER of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 685): GILLY MANDERSON of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 686): TARANA STONE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 683): WAIT of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 681): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 681): EMERICA of RESCUE RANGERS II (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 645): LINAEA DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 644): LORIS DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
                 (turn 249): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     All I can say is COWABUNGA!  I am Duelmaster.  I am a Lord Protector!  Buffalo
Bob and The Peanut Gallery helped me all the way.  Thanks, guys!  You are all
cowabungeriffic!
               Cowabunga, Retirement Bound

P.S.  Will post stats next round when Kennelworth returns from vacation.

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
ARUAK CITY brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, BULLDOGS, since THE 
JOKER'S WILD took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  If this keeps 
up, ILLMATIC, you'll have to shine swords instead of use them.  A drop of 5 in the 
rankings?  RAPSCALLIONS turned their 1-0-1 turn into a 10th place rank in the 
listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists.  Now let's 
all watch THE JOKER'S WILD's heads swell from their 4-1-0 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  
Big shots, big talk, big deal.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see BIGGUN 
win a fight and gain 24 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, BIGGUN beat PURPLE POODLE and 
PURPLE POODLE lost 20 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the spice 
of life, ARUAK CITY may be getting bland, as COWABUNGA! stays top dog in the city.  
The Bulldog Inn, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get 
this stuff?  From ARUAK CITY's trash dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  What's 
the big D?  IMMORTALS was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... grumble... 
mumble... curse...  And it looks like ANIMAL FARM avoided them the most this turn.  
What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, I'm frightfully 
impressed, SLARTIBARTFAST was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that ego 
swell, sports fans.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  And what a stunning loss we have here, boys and 
girls, 5 ACES of THE JOKER'S WILD has added the final loss to his 6-6-0.  Tee hee!  
We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you 
sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need 
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLARTIBARTFAST 7376          16  15  0   109       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAIR-O-SEVENS 6992           12   1  0   105       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
-GRAY AREA 7397               12   1  0   100       COLORIFIC (511)
 JADOW 3452                   12   9  0    98       THE ASSEMBLY (338)
 SEVEN WIT 7528               26  10  1    95       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
-SILVER HAIR 7386             15   6  1    92       COLORIFIC (511)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RED-EYE 7342                 17  15  2    89       COLORIFIC (511)
 SMIMATSU 3378                15  13  1    86       THE ASSEMBLY (338)
-BLUE BULLDOG 7385             7   1  0    85       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 A DOG'S LIFE 7395            14   6  2    83       BULLDOGS (157)
 BENJY MOUSE 7392             11  13  1    83       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
-TINY MEERKAT 7242             6   5  0    78       FURRY FURY (611)
 GAG HALFRUNT 7416            10   6  0    77       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 TICKLE ME TIGER 7391          9   2  1    77       FURRY FURY (611)
-GREEN WITH ENVY 7435          8   2  1    75       COLORIFIC (511)
-YELLOW BELLY 7361            18  13  0    67       COLORIFIC (511)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLARET CRAWDAD 7246          18  12  0    66       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 TANGERINE TURTLE 7398        10   7  1    60       ANIMAL FARM (510)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SYRA SHORTER 7496             5   1  0    59       OLIVA GALVARIUS (635)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIGGUN 7511                   4   3  3    53       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 PINK PORPOISE 7448            8   3  0    52       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 MAYDEE QUICK 7400            10   8  1    51       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
-LEO GUARDSMAN 7317           13   7  0    46       IMMORTALS (85)
-NASTY ELEMENTAL 7293          9  11  1    46       IMMORTALS (85)
 BINKLE 7452                   6   5  0    40       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 ARAKASI 7482                  4   2  0    40       THE ASSEMBLY (338)
 FENCHURCH 7413                7  10  3    38       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 MILAMBER 7483                 4   1  1    35       THE ASSEMBLY (338)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TOBY BLOODSPIKE 7314          7  11  0    32       IMMORTALS (85)
 HILDA 7464                    3   1  1    31       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
-THE GENESIS 7404              2   0  1    31       ILLMATIC (626)
 PURPLE POODLE 7447            8   3  0    29       BULLDOGS (157)
 DARK JESTER 7438              7   6  0    27       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515          5   4  0    27       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
-AMBER ANTEATER 7477           3   1  0    26       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-REPRESENT 7405                1   0  0    25       ILLMATIC (626)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MCWITTLE 7474                 4   4  1    22       IMMORTALS (85)
 CHRUN'CHYN 7418               2   4  1    22       RAPSCALLIONS (628)
-NY STATE OF MIND 7402         2   1  0    21       ILLMATIC (626)
 NURGLING 7475                 5   3  1    20       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
-VILLAN 7420                   2   3  1    20       RAPSCALLIONS (628)
 NEGROT 7465                   2   2  0    18       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
-FHAI'TUL 7417                 2   4  0    17       RAPSCALLIONS (628)
 OLD HAROLD ANNE 7490          2   2  0    16       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
-ENTRON 7473                   3   5  0    14       IMMORTALS (85)
 FRIDMYNDR 7512                1   1  0    14       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
-COBRA FANG 7543               1   0  0    13       NATURE'S REVENGE (637)
-SHADOW WOLF 7541              1   0  0    13       NATURE'S REVENGE (637)
-BOAR TUSK 7545                1   0  0    13       NATURE'S REVENGE (637)
 PAINDA 7415                   1   0  0    12       FURRY FURY (611)
 CHINO LAYNE 7554              1   0  0    11       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 FIRMAMENT 7538                1   1  0    11       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
-CHEEKY MADCAP 7421            2   3  1    10       RAPSCALLIONS (628)
 ANIKETOS 7479                 2   4  0    10       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
-UDDER DELIGHT 7537            1   0  0     8       BULLDOGS (157)
-MORNING HAWK 7544             1   0  0     7       NATURE'S REVENGE (637)
 WILHOLMAN DONN 7546           1   1  0     4       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 SHEANA 7509                   0   2  0     2       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
-BEAR CLAW 7542                0   1  0     1       NATURE'S REVENGE (637)
 KIM O. SABY 7553              0   1  0     1       KRILL CAVALRY (374)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HOUND DOG 7481          1  3 0 BULLDOGS 157         MILAMBER 7483         699   
ANANKE 7507             0  1 0 CHAOS CARNIVAL 631   HILDA 7464            699  REVENGED
ARTEMIS 7437            3  7 0 CHAOS CARNIVAL 631   FENCHURCH 7413        698   
XIURHN 7492             1  2 1 CHAOS CARNIVAL 631   CHRUN'CHYN 7418       701   
DAA 7462                1  1 1 FURRY FURY 611       BANDIT PRINCE         701  NONE
JUNK Y 7552             0  1 0 FURRY FURY 611       MOUNTAIN TROLL        701  NONE
CHARRO LAYNE 7455       5  6 0 KRILL CAVALRY 374    THE GENESIS 7404      700   
WILBERT FRUE 7387      10 16 0 KRILL CAVALRY 374    TANGERINE TURTLE 7398 700   
DA 1 7500               0  1 0 OLIVA GALVARIUS 635  BLACK ORC             701  NONE
KYLOH JOHNSON 7499      0  1 0 OLIVA GALVARIUS 635  MOUNTAIN TROLL        701  NONE
MISHA OGLONDORA 7498    0  6 0 OLIVA GALVARIUS 635  DEVELLAN JARA         701  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ULVRIA MIGORN 7497      0  1 0 OLIVA GALVARIUS 635  WURM KIN              701  NONE
ANNA THEMA 7480         1  1 0 RAPSCALLIONS 628     XIURHN 7492           699  JUST REVENGED
5 ACES 6990             6  7 0 THE JOKER'S WILD 599 TICKLE ME TIGER 7391  701   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Nature's Revenge -- Great point gain!  Congrats!  And welcome to Aruak City.  You
will be a wonderful addition. -- Kennelworth and The Bulldogs

Off I go, into the wild blue wonder.  Flying high!  The Peanut Gallery is so excited!
-- Lord Protector Cowabunga

And congratulations to Paragon from all The Bulldogs. -- Kennelworth

Kudos to our own Cowabunga-- Duelmaster.  Duelmasters drink free at The Bulldog Inn.
-- Kennelworth, Proprietor

Off on vacation.  Going blind this round.  May be fewer Consortium warriors fighting
than usual.  We WILL be back in force pre-Philly. -- Kennelworth

Bear Claw -- You keep your claws off my, well, you know what!  That'll show you.
More losses will come your way, Buster, if you do not learn. -- Udder Delight

Smimatsu -- I guess there are some good days in a poor old doggy's life.  I am so
lucky. -- A Dog's Life

Dark Jester -- I am a little sad about putting that blemish on your record, but I
have a beautiful reputation to protect.  You know? -- Purple Poodle

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Aruak City, The Heart And Soul Of Andoria awaits. --
Kennelworth

Milamber -- While I miss the Hound Dog, I thank you for your kind words.  Luck to
you. -- Kennelworth

Yo ho ho!  Yon Cowerbunger be champeen!  Gratters ta that old landlubber Kennelworth!
-- Mino

Toby Bloodspike -- That was a splashin' fine fight for me! -- Pink Porpoise

Wilbert Frue -- Oh my!  I just wanted a win.  Heck, I needed a win.  But the kill,
oh, gosh.  I am so, so sorry.  Please forgive me Krill Cavalry guys. -- Tangerine
Turtle (feelin' low despite the win)

Leo Guardsman -- Messin' with Colorifics will only get you in trouble.  Har har har.
-- Green With Envy, Proud Colorific

Dangerous Criminal -- Poo!  Dangerous?  You fought like a baby, dirtbag! -- Yellow
Belly, Proud Colorific

Khalhums Dwarf -- My eyes may be red, but all the red I could see was the blood
spurting from you on the arena floor.  It felt soooooooooooooooooooooo good! -- Red-
Eye, Proud Colorific

     You any relation to Pandora of the Pretty Legs?

Jadow -- Three in a row?  Fight you?  You are beneath my talent, you lucky dog! --
Red-Eye, Proud Colorific

Hah!  Take THAT, Mino.  My fine Colorifics had a neat 3-0 under my terrific
management.  Beats the heck out of your 2-0, you ugly pirate!  Your animals stink! --
Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Xiurhn -- I don't know about the rest of the Rapscallions, but I've done my duty (and
you yours).  It's out of my hands now. -- Fhai'Tul

Xiurhn -- Guess all werecats do not always land on their feet.  Here kitty, kitty,
kitty. -- The Rapscallions; Cheeky, villan, and Chrun'chyn

Benjy Mouse -- I know, Bloodfeuded to get a challenge in.  But I really needed a 14th
win.  Now I'm off to be a Lord Protector or some such. -- Paragon

Aruak City -- I guess I have to tell you about my exceptionally average Striker guy,
Paragon.  He was not the best, but he was lots of fun and survived the time I sent
him to the Dark Arena, so in that he earned his chance to stick around.  He's
14-11-5-15-11-17-11.... did pretty well with a Battle Axe, but what's his favorite?
HALBARD!  Just wait till he's on the Isle, the pint sized striker carrying a halbard. 
No Tactics, likes high / low, and learned Decise (suprise!). -- Froot E. Bowl

Cowabunga! -- How about one more time for the road? -- Paragon

McWittle -- Fun fight, thought you were going to hang on there until the very last
hit. -- Milamber

Old Harold Anne -- Well, it was an up-challenge. -- Arakasi

A Dog's Life -- Why does this keep happening to me?  Where are those TPs that I love
sooooo much? -- Smimatsu

Pair-O-Sevens -- Froot E. Bowl tells me we fought last turn.  I'm not sure I believe
him, the whole time is a little fuzzy. -- Jadow

Our congratulations to Cowabunga and Paragon. -- Jorja and those of Krill Cavalry
still on their feet

Green with Envy -- Say what you must, as I know your inferiority will always make you
boastful. -- Maydee Quick

Dark Jester -- Alas, it was my last win. -- Ghost of Wilbert Frue

Tangerine Turtle -- Okay, there apparently IS a point to having fast wind.  But I
don't like it, since you put that point right in amongst me. -- Ghost of Wilbert Frue

Fenchurch -- Proof, if it were needed, that I *am* quick enough to get the job done.
Thanks. -- Maydee Quick

The Genesis -- Two dead on challenges received!  It begins to feel Delarquan here. --
Ghost of Charro Layne

Arakasi -- Drat. -- Old Harold Anne

Firmament -- This is a good beginning for me, and I hope it establishes a trend.  For
you, well, at least there's nowhere to go but up? -- Wilholman Donn

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DAA was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MISHA OGLONDORA was butchered by DEVELLAN JARA in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
JUNK Y was killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
ULVRIA MIGORN was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
DA 1 was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
KYLOH JOHNSON was savagely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute competition.
NURGLING was defeated by HILDA in a 1 minute Bloodfeud struggle.
CHRUN'CHYN executed XIURHN in a 2 minute mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
SLARTIBARTFAST overpowered PARAGON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title melee.
BENJY MOUSE was vanquished by PAIR-O-SEVENS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MILAMBER was savagely defeated by MAYDEE QUICK in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
ARAKASI overpowered DARK JESTER in a slow 6 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
COWABUNGA! narrowly defeated SEVEN WIT in a unpopular 25 minute bloody master's match.
A DOG'S LIFE was narrowly defeated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute match.
CLARET CRAWDAD was overpowered by JADOW in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SMIMATSU overpowered SYRA SHORTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PINK PORPOISE was devastated by GAG HALFRUNT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TICKLE ME TIGER executed 5 ACES in a 1 minute bloody mismatched brawl.
TANGERINE TURTLE overpowered KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO in a 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
FENCHURCH was savagely defeated by BINKLE in a popular 1 minute bloody match.
PURPLE POODLE was devastated by BIGGUN in a 1 minute gory one-sided contest.
ANIKETOS was viciously subdued by FRIDMYNDR in a 4 minute gory match.
OLD HAROLD ANNE handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 2 minute uneven duel.
NEGROT devastated WILHOLMAN DONN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SHEANA was overpowered by PAINDA in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
FIRMAMENT vanquished KIM O. SABY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHINO LAYNE subdued PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute novice's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   1 -  1      80  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         TOTAL PARRY       26 -  14 -  0      65  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         WALL OF STEEL     22 -  15 -  1      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         BASHING ATTACK    39 -  33 -  3      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         STRIKING ATTACK   45 -  41 -  0      52  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   34 -  32 -  2      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  22 -  2      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  17 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         AIMED BLOW        15 -  27 -  3      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   8 -  0      27  |

Turn 701 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  4         4  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  6         2  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  4                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SLARTIBARTFAST 7376        16  15  0  109 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
BASHING ATTACK   PAIR-O-SEVENS 6992         12   1  0  105 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
WALL OF STEEL    JADOW 3452                 12   9  0   98 THE ASSEMBLY (338)
TOTAL PARRY      SEVEN WIT 7528             26  10  1   95 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
SLASHING ATTACK  SMIMATSU 3378              15  13  1   86 THE ASSEMBLY (338)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GAG HALFRUNT 7416          10   6  0   77 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
AIMED BLOW       TICKLE ME TIGER 7391        9   2  1   77 FURRY FURY (611)
STRIKING ATTACK  BIGGUN 7511                 4   3  3   53 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
PARRY-LUNGE      MILAMBER 7483               4   1  1   35 THE ASSEMBLY (338)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SLARTIBARTFAST 7376.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was KYLOH JOHNSON 7499.  The ten other most popular fighters were A DOG'S LIFE 
7395, BINKLE 7452, FRIDMYNDR 7512, PAINDA 7415, SLARTIBARTFAST 7376, MAYDEE QUICK 
7400, JADOW 3452, SMIMATSU 3378, BIGGUN 7511, and OLD HAROLD ANNE 7490.

The least popular fighter this week was SEVEN WIT 7528.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DARK JESTER 7438, KIM O. SABY 7553, SHEANA 7509, WILHOLMAN DONN 7546, 
ANIKETOS 7479, PURPLE POODLE 7447, FENCHURCH 7413, 5 ACES 6990, SYRA SHORTER 7496, 
and CLARET CRAWDAD 7246.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PARAGON (11-3380) THE ASSEMBLY (338)
COWABUNGA! (11-7360) BULLDOGS (157)