DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/21/2012    Duedate: 10/04/2012

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-707

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BLUE BULLDOG
ANIMAL FARM (510)
(11-7385) [11-2-1,121]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BLUE BULLDOG                   THE GENESIS
ANIMAL FARM (510)              ILLMATIC (626)
(11-7385) [11-2-1,121]         (11-7404) [4-0-1,54]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SLARTIBARTFAST                 TANGERINE TURTLE
THE HITCHHIKERS (619)          ANIMAL FARM (510)
(11-7376) [19-18-0,92]         (11-7398) [12-11-2,49]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

COLORIFIC (511)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)        48
2. CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)        30      COLORIFIC (511)
3. COLORIFIC (511)             28      Unchartered Team
4. OMEGA LEGION (601)          23
5. KNIGHT LIFE (640)           11      ILLMATIC (626)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*VILE ORCS (208)            2   0  0  100   1/ 1 COLORIFIC (511)          10  3 1
 2/ 2 COLORIFIC (511)          633 312 20 67.0   2/ 5 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)     10  5 1
 3/ 3*ILLMATIC (626)            10   5  1 66.7   3/ 4 BULLDOGS (157)            6  6 0
 4/ 4 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1402 725 50 65.9   4/ 2 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)     6  9 0
 5/ 5 BULLDOGS (157)           %1327 897 41 59.7   5/ 9*ILLMATIC (626)            5  1 0
 6/ 7 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)     140 121 10 53.6   6/ 3 ANIMAL FARM (510)         5  5 2
 7- 6*GRANNY'S MENTALCAS (639)   8   7  0 53.3   7/ 6 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      5  9 1
 8/ 8 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)    42  40  1 51.2   8/ 8 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)    4 11 0
 9/ 9 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)    141 142  9 49.8   9/10 RAPSCALLIONS (628)        3  2 0
10/10 RAPSCALLIONS (628)        15  22  3 40.5  10/13*OMEGA LEGION (601)        3  4 0
11-11 KRILL CAVALRY (374)      550 989  9 35.7  11-12*VILE ORCS (208)           2  0 0
12/12 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      30  59  3 33.7  12/14 KNIGHT LIFE (640)         1  3 0
13/13 KNIGHT LIFE (640)         11  24  0 31.4  13- 7*GRANNY'S MENTALCAS (639)  1  4 0
14/14*OMEGA LEGION (601)         3   7  0 30.0  14-11 KRILL CAVALRY (374)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

              Stable War Chronicles [III. Crossroads After A Hangover.]

     (The last we left off, the Rapscallions' Anna Thema died after her match with
the Chaos Carnival's Xiurhn.  Bloodfeud was invoked, bringing us an exciting fight
between Fhai'tul and an unarmed Xiurhn.  Fhai'tul revenged the Rapscallions' fallen,
and both warriors survived the day.  The Rapscallions invoked bloodfeud again; this
time sending Chrun'chyn at Xiurhn.  Chrun'chyn executed her in the second minute!)
     The night of Chrun'chyn's fatal victory over Xiurhn brought the Rapscallions
stable to a state of mixed morales of high and low.  On the one hand, there was the
double BF victories of Fhai'tul and Chrun'chyn.  On the other hand, those victories
were but the fortunate effects from the unfortunate cause of their fellow
Rapscallions newby, Anna Thema.  Typical of the Rapscallions credo--live daringly and
celebrate life for no other reason than just because (because you can never tell when
your last moment upon Alastari may be)--Noble Discord (mgr.) decided for a serious
morale booster by taking his remaining stable out to party like never before.
     A carriage rounded up the warriors at the evening twilight.  Fhai'tul,
Chrun'chyn, Villan, and Cheeky Madcap found themselves dropped near an alley.  Villan
looked over a signboard hanging that read, "Back Alley Creighton's Cabaret."
Slapping Cheeky Madcap on the back, Villan grinned at his stable-mates, saying, "One
gold to a copper Noble Discord's in there."  They all looked down the alley, seeing a
handful of welcoming wenches soliciting the entrance.  Cheeky Madcap's eyes twinkled
at the prospect.  Licking at his pointer- and pinky tips on one hand, he smoothed his
eyebrows in a single stroke, quipping as he headed down the alley, "Easy now, lads,
this may be a trap.  I'll just go alone to scout for the boss...."  "Yeah, right!"
the rest said as one as they cut each other off, high-stepping toward the cabaret.
     Sure enough, once past the gauntlet of welcoming wenches, Fhai'tul spotted Noble
Discord concluding some sort of meet with what appeared like a fairly big man--though
his features were almost obscured by the deep-coweled hood he wore.  Chrun'chyn's
attention had been more drawn to something else:  that this was a disreputable,
bottom-of-the-barrel establishment.  After the four warriors were seated with Noble
Discord, the drinks came hard and fast.  Once the drinks loosened the guys up, and,
regardless of the cabaret's quality, everyone seemed to begin enjoying themselves,
Noble Discord announced for a toast.
     "You all started this adventure with me from the bottom of the barrel, with
nowhere to go but up or bust.  In a short few months we've lost two gladiators.  When
Tungsten died, we sought no revenge--because, hell, none of us really liked the guy
anyway.  But we liked Anna Thema!  And revenge we did have--not once, but twice!  For
the loss of Tungsten.... (They all drink and refill.)  For the gain, and short time,
we had with Anna Thema....  (They all drink and refill.)  For Fhai'tul's BF victory!
(They all drink and refill.)  For Chrun'chyn's BF victory!  (They all drink and
refill.)  And what the hell, oe for the Chaos Carnival's fallen, Ciurhn.... (They all
hold their drinks up solemnly, then pour them on the floor, laughing.  As Noble
Discord refills their rounds, he continues.)  Finally, here's to the moment of now
and how you choose to meet it.  To the moment of now!"  (They all drink and refill.)
Then, Noble Discord leaned in, saying, "Last one for the road, men.  We've done this
bottom-of-the-barrel.  Time for us to bar-hop to the top... or at least, as far up
the chain of establishments we can manage."  And with that, the night began with a
roar of laughter.
     Unfortunately, they ended up becoming more than was tolerable in the official
eyes of the city.  So, in the dungeon sat this motley crew for what turned out to be
a number of publicly disruptive and lewd acts.  As each of the Rapscallions began
rousing from their stupors, they groaned out questions:  "What happened?" "Where are
we?" "How'd we get here?" "Can anyone remember anything?"  Their manager, a now
sober, albeit very hung-over, Noble Discord laid there, groggily realizing how this
predicament would interfere with the Chaos Carnival's bloodfeud rights against
Chrun'Chyn; but what could be done other than wait for the gates to open....
     And open they did--three weeks later!  To the chagrin of Noble Discord, he
learned of Nurgle (mgr. Chaos Carnival) publicly casting venemous asperations upon
the Rapscallions' name--largely for missing the first calling of the Carnival's
invoked BF.  "So--this 'Nurgle' calls himself declaring war upon me and mine, eh?"
pondered Noble Discord as he began strategizing a war theater.
     The first order was for Chrun'Chyn to avail himself at the next arena event,
with instructions to just come out of this BF alive.  "Of course, win if you can,"
Noble Discord tells Chrun'Chyn, "but heed that your goal over the next few fights is
to scout the Carnival's ranks."  Dismissing him, Noble Discord then prepared an olive
branch missive to Nurgle.  The intent was to reason with this 'Nurgle' before things
get out of hand.  "Should he receive not my olive branch missive well, then war shall
he reap--guerilla style.  For we Rapscallions shall pursue every Chaos Carni beyond
the bloodfeuds, challenging with the sole mission to seek-and-destroy.  He will rue
the day...." As Noble Discord entertained these thoughts, he realized he also needed
to recruit a new gladiator.  "I think it's time I called in Ringo Mars...." (to be
continued)

                                          Rapscallions (628), Noble Discord, mgr.

[Note:  For the interim stable exchanges, refer to DM 11 Newsletters, Turns 702-704,
Personal Ads.]

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 352): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 706): GAG HALFRUNT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 706): TWO BUCK CHUCK of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 691): MEDAN QUIZZAR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 693): JOBERT DONNER of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 690): BLOODFEUD MAN of MASTERS OF SIN (Sin, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 687): COBRA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 688): KAIJHEK of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 651): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 648): JACK DANIELS of I C DRUNK PEOPLE (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 639): THE COOK MESSED UP of BASH BROS. WAITRESS
                                                          (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 300): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 533): OHMYGOD of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 253): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 591): HANGMAN of FACES OF DEATH (Blackhart, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 352): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 706): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 706): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 691): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 693): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 690): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 687): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 688): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 651): RANDOM (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 648): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 639): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 300): DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 533): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 253): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 591): NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 706): SILVER HAIR of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
                   (turn 705): A DOG'S LIFE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 706): DOGGO of THE DOG HOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 705): VISIONZ of WU TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                          LUG NUT of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 687): BETTY FOURS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 688): KAIJHEK of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
                         PROFESSOR PUTT of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 638): LONG BIGGAR of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 300): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for ARUAK CITY.  I don't wanna hurt anybody's 
feelings or anything, but GRANNY'S MENTALCASES really goofed with their 0-0-0.  The 
guys at ILLMATIC like really pulled together to get a 2-1-0 this turn, moving up by 
4.  What was the name of that team who got 5-0-0 this turn for a total 140-121-10 you 
ask?  (Sure)  WRATHMEN DM 20's their name, and fighting's their game!  MVP award for 
KEISHA?  WRATHMEN DM 20's proud of her after beating EMBEZZLING SCRIBE and getting 15 
points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  COW BELL got smashed by PERIOD, and lost 12 
points!  BLUE BULLDOG thinks hers 11-2-1 and studly character is good enough to face 
up to the Duelmaster.  Any bets?  Was that a tear I saw in BLUE BULLDOG's eye, as she 
took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't GAG HALFRUNT fit to be tied!  Is the Duelmaster 
really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  THE JOKER'S WILD was ARUAK CITY's most avoided team.  
Is there some award for that?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are COLORIFIC?  THE 
JOKER'S WILD, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an 
invitation!  Like, is DARK JESTER popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in 
all of ARUAK CITY!  He's got a 11-8-0, is that good?  People were asking me did UDDER 
DELIGHT REALLY challenge THE GENESIS?  (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded 
good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but THE GENESIS wants me to write 
about it since he beat UDDER DELIGHT.  Satisfied?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All ARUAK CITY ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!  SILVER HAIR returns from 
the Dark Arena, maybe a "little upset" at his COLORIFIC teammates...  I hear CHAOS 
CARNIVAL sent ANIKETOS to the Dark Arena.  What, is that like not well-lit, or what?  
DARK JESTER bloodfeuded (is that a word?) TANGERINE TURTLE for revenge over some 
guy's bad fortune.  Was it really worth it?  What if they had a fight and nobody 
showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLUE BULLDOG 7385            11   2  1   121       ANIMAL FARM (510)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RED-EYE 7342                 20  18  2   102       COLORIFIC (511)
 YELLOW BELLY 7361            22  15  1    97       COLORIFIC (511)
 SLARTIBARTFAST 7376          19  18  0    92       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 GAG HALFRUNT 7416            14   8  0    92       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GRAY AREA 7397               12   2  0    90       COLORIFIC (511)
 BENJY MOUSE 7392             13  17  1    89       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 GREEN WITH ENVY 7435         11   5  1    87       COLORIFIC (511)
 PAIR-O-SEVENS 6992           13   6  0    73       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CLARET CRAWDAD 7246          18  12  0    66       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 FENCHURCH 7413               10  13  3    66       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
-MAYDEE QUICK 7400            12   9  1    63       KRILL CAVALRY (374)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARK JESTER 7438             11   8  0    62       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515          8   6  0    62       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE GENESIS 7404              4   0  1    54       ILLMATIC (626)
 PURPLE POODLE 7447           12   5  0    53       BULLDOGS (157)
-PINK PORPOISE 7448           10   4  1    50       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 TANGERINE TURTLE 7398        12  11  2    49       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 AMBER ANTEATER 7477           6   2  0    46       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 FRIDMYNDR 7512                5   2  0    43       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 NY STATE OF MIND 7402         4   1  0    39       ILLMATIC (626)
 REPRESENT 7405                2   1  0    37       ILLMATIC (626)
 KEN DO 7577                   7   4  0    34       KNIGHT LIFE (640)
 VILLAN 7420                   4   4  1    34       RAPSCALLIONS (628)
-KIM O. SABY 7553              3   1  0    34       KRILL CAVALRY (374)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DORRIS THE DROOLER 7562       3   0  0    32       GRANNY'S MENTALCASES (639)
-GROL VARGASH 1878             2   0  0    30       VILE ORCS (208)
 NURGLING 7475                 7   6  1    28       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 ROYAL BLUSH 7555              6   0  0    26       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 COWL 7016                     2   0  0    26       OMEGA LEGION (601)
 HILDA 7464                    5   5  1    25       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UDDER DELIGHT 7537            4   2  0    21       BULLDOGS (157)
 SHEANA 7509                   3   4  0    21       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
-WILHOLMAN DONN 7546           3   2  0    19       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 CHEEKY MADCAP 7421            3   3  1    18       RAPSCALLIONS (628)
 PERIOD 7019                   1   1  0    18       OMEGA LEGION (601)
-CHRUN'CHYN 7418               2   6  1    17       RAPSCALLIONS (628)
-FHAI'TUL 7417                 2   4  0    17       RAPSCALLIONS (628)
 HOTBLACK DESIATO 7540         2   3  1    16       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 RINGO MARS 7565               2   1  0    16       RAPSCALLIONS (628)
 KEISHA 7584                   1   1  0    16       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 ATTABOY 7566                  2   1  1    14       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
-OLD HAROLD ANNE 7490          2   5  0    11       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
-INSANE EDDIE 7561             1   2  0    11       GRANNY'S MENTALCASES (639)
 NOBODY YOU KNOW 7603          1   0  0    11       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 BARBRA JEAN 7578              2   4  0    10       KNIGHT LIFE (640)
-HEAVILY MEDICATED 7560        1   2  0     9       GRANNY'S MENTALCASES (639)
-MAD COW DISEASE 7493          1   0  0     9       BULLDOGS (157)
-PADDED ROOM PATTY 7564        2   1  0     7       GRANNY'S MENTALCASES (639)
 COW BELL 7587                 1   1  0     6       BULLDOGS (157)
 DUECE 7585                    1   1  0     6       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
-TY CHE 7573                   0   2  0     6       KNIGHT LIFE (640)
-BEDPAN BANDIT 7563            1   2  0     5       GRANNY'S MENTALCASES (639)
 TSATHOGGUA 7588               1   1  0     4       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 HOT DOG 7601                  0   1  0     1       BULLDOGS (157)
 3 JACKS 7602                  0   1  0     1       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
-KIM POC 7572                  0   1  0     1       KNIGHT LIFE (640)
-LANE TERRAZA 7570             0   1  0     1       KRILL CAVALRY (374)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ANIKETOS 7479           3  9 0 CHAOS CARNIVAL 631   SPYMASTER             707  NONE
FIRMAMENT 7538          3  4 1 CHAOS CARNIVAL 631   TANGERINE TURTLE 7398 706  JUST REVENGED
YCNAGNNISSSZ 7558       0  3 0 CHAOS CARNIVAL 631   ATTABOY 7566          705   
CY LENT 7574            2  4 0 KNIGHT LIFE 640      DARK CHAMPION         707  NONE
CHINO LAYNE 7554        1  3 0 KRILL CAVALRY 374    HOTBLACK DESIATO 7540 704   
BYE 7600                0  1 0 OMEGA LEGION 601     MOUNTAIN TROLL        707  NONE
BIGGUN 7511             5  5 3 WRATHMEN DM 20 636   PINK PORPOISE 7448    705  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Gag Halfrunt -- I just thought you deserved a title shot.  I love your name.  Your
team works so hard.  I gave you the shot and you proved that you were well-deserving,
as you lambasted me.  You are THE Champ!  Salute. -- A Dog's Life

Congrats to Gag Halfrunt, a deserving Duelmaster.  DMs drink free at The Bulldog Inn.
-- Kennelworth, Proprietor (Bring that Manager for a freebie, too!)

Great point gain, Omega Legion!  Way to go! -- Kennelworth & The Bulldogs

Attaboy -- Boy, was I lucky!  I guess I can say I rung your bell. -- Cow Bell

Dark Jester -- You sure can tell lots of jokes.  I especially liked those cat ones.
I never thought you would run out, but I guess you got a little out of breath after a
while? -- Purple Poodle

Period -- You were my exclamation point; an utter delight. -- Udder Delight

Well done, Bulldogs!  We should be proud of a 3-1 anyday. -- Kennelworth

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  The Heart And Soul Of Andoria awaits. -- Kennelworth,
Consortium Affiliated

What!  What!  A 2-3?!  You bimbos are not worth the jock straps you wear unwashed
week after week!  What a bunch of scumbags, Colorifics!  I don't know why I keep you
around!  Bah! -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Thank goodness for The Hitchhikers.  Although with three easy fights, I am unsure how
you melded that to a 2-1, Colorifics.  Lazy Scuzzballs! -- Purple People Eater, Proud
Colorific Manager

Two losses!  0-2!  To a Commission Flunky?!  Green With Envy and Gray Area, you lost
to piddly Khalhum's Dwarf?  Take off those Nike's and put on those DA boots, you
cannon-fodder! -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager (apparently quite
angered)

Khalhum's Dwarf -- Now see what you have done, you cheater! -- Gray Area and Green
With Envy, Proud Colorifics

Fenchurch -- Thanks for the easy win on your challenge.  You are such a buddy.  Har
har har har! -- Red Eye, Proud Colorific

Benjy Mouse -- Thanks for the graduation sendoff!  I am soooooo glad to get out of
here and out of PPE's fingers!  Yes! -- Sliver Hair, Proud Colorific (11-11-9-17+1-
17-10-11+1, +3 Decise SL)

Slartibartfast -- I would salute you, but I cannot, for I am a Colorific, so I will
say, you lucky ugly cheater! -- Yellow Belly, Proud Colorific

Colorifics -- YOU let those Animal Farm x@#&*!'s beat us out with their 3-1?  You
punks!  I hate that Mino!  Hate him! -- PPE, Proud Colorific Manager (on yet another
management rampage)

Chaos Carnival -- Me critter bea bloody sorrowed fer yon death 'o landlubbin
Firmament.  Tweren't me turtle's idy.  Naye. -- Mino

Animal Farm warriors -- Mino is proud of your 3-1.  It makes that dastardly PPE go
hide his head in the sand. -- Animal Farm Publicist

Firmament -- I did not plan nor want that.  May you fight well in That Great Arena In
The Sky. -- Tangerine Turtle

Koockikoochikoo -- Well challenged and well fought.  You pounded me into submission
and avenged your fallen teammate.  Salute. -- Purple Poodle

Pair-O-Sevens -- Today you saw true bulldog unleashed! -- Blue Bulldog

Ambitious Guard -- You didn't look all that ambitious to me?  I think you just stood
and took it and earned your easy stand-in money. -- Amber Anteater

All -- Hello to all the managers and fighters of "the Heart and Soul of Andoria."  My
name is Uncle D and I coach Team Knight Life.  We just moved here from Noblish Island
to find out if we have what it takes to compete with the best.  I am a rookie, yet do
not let that stop you; we came to fight the best so we can become the best.  I
welcome any and all help. -- Uncle D

All -- "My blade is sharp, my skills are great, I'm here to get my throne." -- Ken Do

Purple Poodle -- Oooh, close one that time!  I do believe you were one broken shield
away from finally letting me win again.  Well won, though. -- Dark Jester
P.S.  There *must* be something anomalous about the number of times we've been
matched up; 78 minutes now, in 4 fights.  Pfft.

Villan -- I have to hand it to you, you pulled that one out nicely from a desperate
place.  Congrats on the underdog victory. -- Nurgling

Rapscallions -- "No comment from the Chaos Carnival"...?  Your spotlight seemed to
leave out the fact that the Chaos Carnival saw the piece at the same time as everyone
else, leaving us confused as to what comment was expected.  Anyway, here's your
reply: an entertaining (and perhaps a little too revealing) rendition of events,
though pointing out that the late, lamented Anna Thema died broken and alone was
curious; a reflection on her teammates, and not the warrior who killed her.  In any
case, we'll keep our rivalry largely confined to the sands, from this end.  Good last
turn against us, we'll need to step it up. -- Uncle Nurgle, Chaos Carnivalmaster

Tangerine Turtle -- And another bites the dust.  I'd thought Firmament was turning a
corner, alas.  Of course, we're going to have to try to get satisfaction (try being
the operative word), but salutations must go out to you for a competent victory. --
Uncle Nurgle, Chaos Carnivalmaster

Nurgling -- The only thing I have to say to you is if there's a next time for us on
the sands.  Max out that KD in Desp so I can put you down for good.  Remember, our
stables are at war; and the stakes are blood, not just victories. -- Villan

Aniketos -- Tell your buddy Dark Jester I'm coming for him. -- Ringo Mars

Pink Porpoise -- Luck was on my side.  One and done.  Live and luck to you. -- Koochi

Royal Blush -- Well that was long and boring, but informative. -- Sheana

Hilda -- Short but rewarding.  Thank you. -- Fridmyndr

Cow Bell -- Too much for me!  Maybe next time. -- Attaboy

Cowl -- Not the debut I was hoping for. -- Keisha

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SILVER HAIR butchered WURM KIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
ANIKETOS was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
CY LENT was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
BYE was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
DARK JESTER overpowered TANGERINE TURTLE in a 5 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
REPRESENT was vanquished by FENCHURCH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BLUE BULLDOG devastated GAG HALFRUNT in a 1 minute Challenge Title competition.
RED-EYE viciously subdued SLARTIBARTFAST in a 3 minute expert's Challenge melee.
UDDER DELIGHT was vanquished by THE GENESIS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
NY STATE OF MIND overpowered NURGLING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TSATHOGGUA was handily defeated by COWL in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
RINGO MARS was outlasted by ROYAL BLUSH in a unpopular 15 minute Challenge match.
YELLOW BELLY handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
GREEN WITH ENVY demolished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BENJY MOUSE overcame PAIR-O-SEVENS in a action packed 1 minute veteran's conflict.
AMBER ANTEATER was luckily beaten by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute struggle.
VILLAN was overpowered by KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO in a 1 minute bloody mismatched brawl.
PURPLE POODLE outlasted THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a tiresome 16 minute bout.
FRIDMYNDR overpowered HILDA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
KEN DO overpowered HOTBLACK DESIATO in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SHEANA devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BARBRA JEAN was viciously subdued by CHEEKY MADCAP in a popular 5 minute match.
ATTABOY won victory over PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute amateur's fray.
PERIOD defeated COW BELL in a 2 minute novice's match.
KEISHA defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute novice's duel.
DUECE luckily beat HOT DOG in a popular 1 minute novice's duel.
3 JACKS was demolished by NOBODY YOU KNOW in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         TOTAL PARRY       28 -  15 -  0      65  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   2 -  1      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  11 -  0      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         STRIKING ATTACK   42 -  35 -  2      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     20 -  18 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         SLASHING ATTACK   33 -  30 -  2      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  28 -  4      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    32 -  42 -  4      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW        11 -  15 -  3      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  12 -  0      20  |

Turn 707 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  6         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  2                                       2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  4                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3                                       1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BLUE BULLDOG 7385          11   2  1  121 ANIMAL FARM (510)
WALL OF STEEL    RED-EYE 7342               20  18  2  102 COLORIFIC (511)
LUNGING ATTACK   YELLOW BELLY 7361          22  15  1   97 COLORIFIC (511)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    GAG HALFRUNT 7416          14   8  0   92 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
BASHING ATTACK   PAIR-O-SEVENS 6992         13   6  0   73 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
TOTAL PARRY      DARK JESTER 7438           11   8  0   62 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
SLASHING ATTACK  KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515        8   6  0   62 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
AIMED BLOW       THE GENESIS 7404            4   0  1   54 ILLMATIC (626)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SLARTIBARTFAST 7376.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was TANGERINE TURTLE 7398.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHEEKY 
MADCAP 7421, AMBER ANTEATER 7477, RED-EYE 7342, FENCHURCH 7413, THE GENESIS 7404, 
ATTABOY 7566, DARK JESTER 7438, SLARTIBARTFAST 7376, BENJY MOUSE 7392, and FRIDMYNDR 
7512.

The least popular fighter this week was RINGO MARS 7565.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ROYAL BLUSH 7555, PURPLE POODLE 7447, BARBRA JEAN 7578, HILDA 7464, 
VILLAN 7420, COWL 7016, NURGLING 7475, GAG HALFRUNT 7416, REPRESENT 7405, and CY LENT 
7574.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SLARTIBARTFAST (11-7376) THE HITCHHIKERS (619)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SILVER HAIR (11-7386) COLORIFIC (511)