DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/14/2012    Duedate: 12/27/2012

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-713

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FENCHURCH
THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
(11-7413) [14-15-3,101]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PINK PORPOISE                  POSITION IS EMPTY
ANIMAL FARM (510)              
(11-7448) [16-4-1,111]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

YELLOW BELLY                   PALE FACE
COLORIFIC (511)                COLORIFIC (511)
(11-7361) [26-17-1,106]        (11-7621) [2-1-0,17]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

COLORIFIC (511)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE JOKER'S WILD (599)      26
2. THE HITCHHIKERS (619)       22      COLORIFIC (511)
3. IMMORTALS (85)              22      Unchartered Team
4. ANIMAL FARM (510)           19
5. WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)        15       (153)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 COLORIFIC (511)          650 321 21 66.9   1/ 1 COLORIFIC (511)          11  4 1
 2/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1415 730 50 66.0   2/ 3 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)      9  5 0
 3/ 3 ILLMATIC (626)            22  14  1 61.1   3/ 2 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      8  4 0
 4/ 4 BULLDOGS (157)           %1339 907 42 59.6   4/ 6 ANIMAL FARM (510)         6  3 0
 5/ 5 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)     156 133 10 54.0   5/ 5 ILLMATIC (626)            5  4 0
 6- 6 FURRY FURY (611)          60  56  4 51.7   6/ 8 IMMORTALS (85)            5  5 0
 7/ 0 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)    48  47  1 50.5   7/ 4 BULLDOGS (157)            5  6 1
 8/ 7 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)    151 155 10 49.3   8/ 7 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)     4  6 0
 9/ 8 SINCE YOU'RE GONE (466)   26  29  0 47.3   9/ 9 THE HERQULOIDS (644)      3 11 1
10/ 9 IMMORTALS (85)           %1021 %1210 81 45.8  10/ 0 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)    2  3 0
11/10 THE HERQULOIDS (644)      28  40  4 41.2  11/11 SINCE YOU'RE GONE (466)   1  1 0
12/11 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      46  70  3 39.7  12-10 FURRY FURY (611)          0  3 0
13-12 KNIGHT LIFE (640)         11  28  0 28.2  13-12 KNIGHT LIFE (640)         0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 355): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 712): GREEN WITH ENVY of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 712): REUNITED of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 697): MEDAN QUIZZAR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 699): SCENARIO of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 697): FLAT TIRE of BAS BROS CAR (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 693): AERYN of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 694): HONORABLE HAFALE of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 657): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (The Muffin Man)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 654): JEHAN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 645): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 303): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 539): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 597): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 355): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 712): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 712): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 697): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 699): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 696): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 693): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 694): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 657): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 654): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 645): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 303): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 539): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 597): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 711): BENJY MOUSE of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 696): HOLM JOUBERT of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 694): HONORABLE HAFALE of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
             (turn 693): MAJOR MILLER of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 645): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 303): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
                            LI KUI of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Of course, I sit here again.  Benjy Mouse, although much more experienced, was
just a passing easy win.  I am used to that.
     I have so little to say.  After all, what can be said when a team such as my own
Colorifics decimates the opposition with a 5-0.  Not much, really, since it was
completely expected.  Ho hum.
     Presumably three of us will graduate soon, (14, 14, 16 PPs) so I will take pity
on you and reveal what a REAL team looks like from birth:
ST-10,10,11,11,11
CN- 5,10,10,12,12
SZ- 11,12,14,14,15
WT- 16,16,16,17,21
WL- 9,10,16,16,16
SP- 3,8,8,10,13
DF- 10,11,11,11,13
     Eat your hearts out, cannon-fodder!
                          Green With Envy, Proud Colorific Duelmaster II

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of ARUAK CITY.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to 
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  Practice pays for 
ROYAL BLUSH, who pummelled LEO GUARDSMAN, to pocket 19 points.  Win some, lose some.  
Speaking of which, MCWITTLE was winsome, after beating FRIDMYNDR and seeing him lose 
12 points.  Now I can't insult FENCHURCH, as she has gloriously dueled to the top.  
Oh great new Duelmaster!!!  (Stop me if I lay it on too thick) So who was the warrior 
seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees?  Someone's got a basic 
problem...   
     So much to report, so little time!  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the 
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of ILLMATIC, alone and unchallenged.  As a woman 
of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of ANIMAL FARM, so did that sorry team shy 
from ILLMATIC If challenges were horses, TSATHOGGUA could open up a fast food joint!  
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Justice was served as TSATHOGGUA fought SAVAGE WITCH in bloodfeud.  Well done, 
CHAOS CARNIVAL!  Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be 
wasting!   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  More important duties call me.  Do not despair!  
I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FENCHURCH 7413               14  15  3   101       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLUE BULLDOG 7385            14   2  1   140       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 PINK PORPOISE 7448           16   4  1   111       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 YELLOW BELLY 7361            26  17  1   106       COLORIFIC (511)
-REPRESENT 7405                6   2  0   103       ILLMATIC (626)
 RED-EYE 7342                 24  20  2   100       COLORIFIC (511)
-TINY MEERKAT 7242             7   6  0    92       FURRY FURY (611)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GREEN WITH ENVY 7435         15   7  1    86       COLORIFIC (511)
 POLYESTER 5107               10   5  0    85       SINCE YOU'RE GONE (466)
 PAIR-O-SEVENS 6992           14   8  0    80       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
-TICKLE ME TIGER 7391          9   4  1    78       FURRY FURY (611)
 AMBER ANTEATER 7477           9   5  0    68       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 CLARET CRAWDAD 7246          18  13  0    67       ANIMAL FARM (510)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATTABOY 7566                  8   1  1    64       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515         11   9  0    60       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 ROYAL BLUSH 7555              9   0  0    59       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 PURPLE POODLE 7447           15   8  0    58       BULLDOGS (157)
-THE GENESIS 7404              7   2  1    58       ILLMATIC (626)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TANGERINE TURTLE 7398        13  12  2    56       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-DARK JESTER 7438             13  11  0    56       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 NY STATE OF MIND 7402         7   2  0    56       ILLMATIC (626)
 NOBODY YOU KNOW 7603          5   2  0    51       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEO GUARDSMAN 7317           14   8  0    50       IMMORTALS (85)
 NASTY ELEMENTAL 7293         10  12  1    50       IMMORTALS (85)
 MCWITTLE 7474                 6   4  1    44       IMMORTALS (85)
 UDDER DELIGHT 7537            7   4  0    43       BULLDOGS (157)
 HOTBLACK DESIATO 7540         4   7  2    41       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
-NURGLING 7475                 9   9  1    40       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 TSATHOGGUA 7588               6   2  0    40       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 KONANN CEE 7609               7   9  0    36       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
-KEN DO 7577                   7   6  0    35       KNIGHT LIFE (640)
 TOBY BLOODSPIKE 7314          7  13  0    34       IMMORTALS (85)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRIDMYNDR 7512                8   5  0    33       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 HILDA 7464                    6   7  1    30       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 PINK CHEEKS 7624              3   0  1    26       COLORIFIC (511)
 SMARG DARKBLADE 7605          2   5  1    24       THE HERQULOIDS (644)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COW BELL 7587                 4   3  0    23       BULLDOGS (157)
 KEISHA 7584                   3   3  0    23       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 ENTRON 7473                   4   6  0    21       IMMORTALS (85)
 MAD COW DISEASE 7493          2   1  0    21       BULLDOGS (157)
 SAVAGE WITCH 7607             3   4  1    20       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
-HOT DOG 7601                  2   3  1    18       BULLDOGS (157)
 DUECE 7585                    2   3  0    18       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 PALE FACE 7621                2   1  0    17       COLORIFIC (511)
 KARGHUST 7620                 1   1  0    13       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
-PAINDA 7415                   1   0  0    12       FURRY FURY (611)
-BARBRA JEAN 7578              2   5  0    11       KNIGHT LIFE (640)
-CLACKERS 6047                 2   1  0    10       SINCE YOU'RE GONE (466)
-TY CHE 7573                   0   3  0     7       KNIGHT LIFE (640)
 ANNEMEHL 7631                 1   1  0     4       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 3 JACKS 7602                  0   2  0     2       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
-KIM POC 7572                  0   1  0     1       KNIGHT LIFE (640)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SHADOW'S EDGE 7618      3  2 0 CHAOS CARNIVAL 631   SAVAGE WITCH 7607     712  JUST REVENGED
PHILBURTUS 7633         0  1 0 THE HERQULOIDS 644   PINK CHEEKS 7624      713   
SHEANA 7509             4  6 0 WRATHMEN DM 20 636   HOTBLACK DESIATO 7540 710  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Green With Envy -- Congratulations on your repeat DM Title.  Duelmasters drink free
at The Bulldog Inn.  Bring that Purple People Eater manager with you.  Perhaps a few
drinks will mellow him out! -- Kennelworth, Proprietor

Whoa!  A rough round for my Bulldogs with all three fights being challenges by
others.  I am proud of the warriors as they pulled out a 2-1 despite this.  Well
done, Bulldogs! -- Kennelworth, Bulldog Manager

Smarg Darkblade -- Thanks for the challenge.  Perhaps that two-in-a-row solves our
status with each other once and for all? -- Cow Bell (excited and ringing like the
dickens)

Hotblack Desato -- Smart challenge and great win.  (sigh)  I must salute my betters.
Your bossman is one smart competitor.  Salute. -- Hot Dog (getting no mustard after
that loss)

     Perhaps that's just as well.  Think how it would be if you couldn't cut the
     mustard!

Nurgling -- Wow!  You were out to whack me, and I thought I was going to a pedicure?
I was lucky Kennelworth prepped me to be alert.  Whew! -- Purple Poodle

Dark Jester -- Teasing?  You can do all the teasing you want.  I think it is cool!  I
enjoy the verbal give-and-take in Aruak City.  I am not sure why you think that I was
"bothered" by it?  I certainly wasn't.  Feel free to do it any time. -- Hugs and
kisses, Purple Poodle

By the way, Dark Jester, I LIKE tussling with you.  Any time you are an upchallenge,
you are likely to hear from me.  There is nothing cheap about out battles.  Indeed, I
think they are endearing. -- Purple Poodle

Koochikoochikoo -- I know what you mean.  I often get mistaken for a 'critter" of
Animal Farm.  It was rumored that Mino wanted me when I applied for the fighting
license. -- Purple Poodle
P.S.  Probably there was a mix-up somewhere.  Possibly in The Commission, but more
probably in the head of the old fogey naming the warriors for Bulldogs and Animal
Farm.

Kell Drakestone -- And a super welcome to you all.  I like to talk and hear my own
mouth running.  Usually the words are a superflous nothing.  So don't let my quips
get you down.  I AM being heartfelt when I say we Bulldogs are glad you are here. --
Hot Dog

Immortals!  You're back!?  Welcome home.  It is always good to see old old friends.
-- Kennelworth

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  The Heart And Soul Of Andoria awaits our actions.  We
Bulldogs want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. -- Kennleworth

Tiny Meercat -- Har, har, har.  I just love putting you little furry things in your
place.  I do take exception to The Commission's saying I "luckily beat you in one."
Why, it was almost a massacre!  Like pulling teeth! -- Yellow Belly, Proud Colorific

Colorifics -- For once I have to say I am proud of you.  Finally you are showing all
the coaching and training and expertise I put into you.  Finally you are acting like
you understand what a Purple People Eater team is supposed to do.  Nice 5-0! --
Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Karghust -- Well, you said you liked to be challenged, but I could only get a random
match with you.  I hope you liked it, cuz I sure did.  The win made my cheeks color
up in delight. -- Pink Cheeks, Proud Colorific

Benjy Mouse -- I guess I have to say "good try" on your Duelmaster challenge.  Yep, a
good, but inadequate, try. -- Green With Envy, Proud Colorific Duelmaster (who is
really thinking to himself - "what an incompetant oaf!")

Keisha -- I would like to brag, but I must admit that was one very tough fight and I
was quite lucky.  Good fight, lady. -- Pale Face, Proud Colorific
P.S.  I think you are one fine looking woman!

Pale Face -- What kind of worthless talk is that!?  You are a Colorific; act like it!
-- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Tickle Me Tiger -- I'll just bet that thumping surprised you and that BOBbie manager
of yours!  I like to throw in a little blood with my tickles. -- Red-Eye, Proud
Colorific

Mino -- You ugly pirate, whaddaya think of that 5-0?  Just shows you how much better
I am than you, Mr. Eyepatch!  Phbttttttttt! -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific
Manager and Animal Farm basher

PPE -- Ye words bea gittin old.  Go take yon dive!  Aye. -- Mino

Fridmyndr -- I think I was just plain lucky.  Whew! -- Anber Anteater

M. Chardinee -- I splash a little water on you and you give up?  Well, shucks; I'll
take it! -- Pink Porpoise

Yo ho ho, merry Christmas ta ye all! -- Mino and The Animal Farm critters

Immortals -- Good to see you back around! -- Uncle Nurgle and the Chaos Carnies

Leo Guardsman -- Nice beatdown!  Sorry about that slug comment, heat of battle and
all, nothing personal.  Heehee! -- Dark Jester

Purple Poodle -- Well defended.  Salute. -- Nurgling

Savage Witch -- *grunt* -- Tsathoggua

Savage Witch -- I think Tsathoggua meant "okay." -- Uncle Nurgle

Illmatic -- To reiterate what Snide Clemens pointed out in the last spy report: we
are avoiding you, *a lot*, without shame.  I'm surprised no one's pointed it out
before. -- Uncle Nurgle

Taken in his prime, Shadow's Edge was a slasher, bonused decise and hosed initiative:
9(+1)-6-13-21(+1)-17-11-9.  We shall miss him greatly; he was too smart for his own
good, and has journeyed to that Arena in the Sky.

Nurgle -- Thanks for the compliment, but in all actuality we are just proof that you
can win even with a manager who is mediocre at best. -- Wrathmen

Amber Anteater -- I've always been told that a double avoid is no better than a
single, but the single sure doesn't seem to work as well as it should.  Well done. --
Fridmyndr

Konann Cee -- Sorry about that stray. -- Koochi

Toby Bloodspike -- Luck was with me this time.  Next time...?  *shrug*  We'll just
have to wait and see. -- Attaboy

Pale Face -- What Attaboy said, only reversed. -- Keisha

Colorifics -- Even though your egos are already overinflated... congrats on winning
EVERY award possible. -- Wrathmen

ALL -- MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL IN ALASTARI!!!
May your year end in peace and the new year hold great things for you and your
families. -- Gentleben (Sunset-21, Morya-28, Arvat-32 and Talahya-100)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TSATHOGGUA devastated SAVAGE WITCH in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
CLARET CRAWDAD lost to POLYESTER in a 2 minute expert's Challenge battle.
NOBODY YOU KNOW was luckily beaten by PURPLE POODLE in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
GREEN WITH ENVY was bested by FENCHURCH in a 1 minute veteran's Title contest.
PINK PORPOISE overpowered PAIR-O-SEVENS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
YELLOW BELLY devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RED-EYE bested M. CHARDINEE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
LEO GUARDSMAN was luckily beaten by ROYAL BLUSH in a action packed 5 minute melee.
AMBER ANTEATER won victory over HOTBLACK DESIATO in a action packed 1 minute duel.
UDDER DELIGHT was overpowered by ATTABOY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
NASTY ELEMENTAL overpowered KONANN CEE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
TANGERINE TURTLE overpowered HILDA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NY STATE OF MIND demolished COW BELL in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO demolished TOBY BLOODSPIKE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FRIDMYNDR was beaten by MCWITTLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
MAD COW DISEASE was narrowly defeated by SMARG DARKBLADE in a 2 minute gory duel.
ENTRON devastated 3 JACKS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KEISHA beat PALE FACE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
DUECE devastated ANNEMEHL in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
KARGHUST beat PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute novice's bout.
PINK CHEEKS assassinated PHILBURTUS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   5 -  0      71  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         TOTAL PARRY       22 -  14 -  0      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         LUNGING ATTACK    41 -  29 -  3      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         STRIKING ATTACK   40 -  34 -  4      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -  23 -  1      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  14 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW         8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    34 -  53 -  3      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   6 -  0       0  |

Turn 713 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  4         4  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  5                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  PINK PORPOISE 7448         16   4  1  111 ANIMAL FARM (510)
LUNGING ATTACK   YELLOW BELLY 7361          26  17  1  106 COLORIFIC (511)
WALL OF STEEL    RED-EYE 7342               24  20  2  100 COLORIFIC (511)
PARRY-LUNGE      POLYESTER 5107             10   5  0   85 SINCE YOU'RE GONE (466)
BASHING ATTACK   PAIR-O-SEVENS 6992         14   8  0   80 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
AIMED BLOW       CLARET CRAWDAD 7246        18  13  0   67 ANIMAL FARM (510)
SLASHING ATTACK  KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515       11   9  0   60 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
TOTAL PARRY      ROYAL BLUSH 7555            9   0  0   59 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MCWITTLE 7474               6   4  1   44 IMMORTALS (85)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is YELLOW BELLY 7361.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PALE FACE 7621.  The ten other most popular fighters were NOBODY YOU KNOW 
7603, LEO GUARDSMAN 7317, CLARET CRAWDAD 7246, RED-EYE 7342, AMBER ANTEATER 7477, 
PINK PORPOISE 7448, ATTABOY 7566, NASTY ELEMENTAL 7293, NY STATE OF MIND 7402, and 
MAD COW DISEASE 7493.

The least popular fighter this week was PHILBURTUS 7633.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were KARGHUST 7620, 3 JACKS 7602, TOBY BLOODSPIKE 7314, HILDA 7464, UDDER 
DELIGHT 7537, HOTBLACK DESIATO 7540, ROYAL BLUSH 7555, PAIR-O-SEVENS 6992, SAVAGE 
WITCH 7607, and ANNEMEHL 7631.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

RED-EYE (11-7342) COLORIFIC (511)

                            A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

          12 political points a'pumpin'
          11 TVs a'workin'
          10 free duels of credit
           9 ABs to challenge
           8 criticals a'connectin'
           7 scums a'dyin'
           6 skills a'maxin'
           5 A.D. invites
           4 lucky warriors
           3 size on replacement
           2 proxied TCs
          And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.

                                   May your days be merry,
                                   And your wins be often.

                                             The Consortium