Date   : 03/08/2013    Duedate: 03/21/2013


DM-11    TURN-719

This Weeks Top Honors


(11-6992) [18-10-0,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THE JOKER'S WILD (599)         
(11-6992) [18-10-0,117]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ANIMAL FARM (510)              THE FINAL FIVE (642)
(11-7398) [16-13-2,82]         (11-7593) [1-0-0,11]



Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)        35
2. CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)        32      COLORIFIC (511)
3. COLORIFIC (511)             24      Unchartered Team
4. ANIMAL FARM (510)           21
5. THE FINAL FIVE (642)        20      REALITY TV (646)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*REALITY TV (646)           3   0  0  100   1/ 1 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)   11  4 0
 2/ 0*THE FINAL FIVE (642)       2   0  0  100   2/ 5 ANIMAL FARM (510)         8  4 0
 3/ 2 COLORIFIC (511)          663 325 22 67.1   3/ 2 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)      8  7 0
 4/ 3 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1427 737 50 65.9   4/ 9*CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)       8  7 0
 5/ 5 BULLDOGS (157)           %1355 917 43 59.6   5/ 6 COLORIFIC (511)           7  2 0
 6/ 4 ILLMATIC (626)            30  22  1 57.7   6/ 4 BULLDOGS (157)            7  6 1
 7/ 6 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)     175 144 10 54.9   7/ 3 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      4  6 0
 8/ 9*CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)        8   7  0 53.3   8/12 THE HERQULOIDS (644)      4  9 2
 9- 7 FURRY FURY (611)          65  60  4 52.0   9/10 IMMORTALS (85)            4 11 0
10/ 8 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)    63  62  1 50.4  10/13*REALITY TV (646)          3  0 0
11/10 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)    157 168 12 48.3  11/11 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)     3  4 1
12/11 IMMORTALS (85)           %1027 %1229 81 45.5  12/ 0*THE FINAL FIVE (642)      2  0 0
13/12 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      60  80  3 42.9  13- 8 FURRY FURY (611)          2  2 0
14/13 THE HERQULOIDS (644)      33  61  6 35.1  14/ 7 ILLMATIC (626)            2  4 0
15/15*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (634)    2   5  0 28.6  15/15*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (634)   2  5 0
16/14*FLAGRANT FOWL (649)        1   9  0 10.0  16/14*FLAGRANT FOWL (649)       1  9 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     The sun shone down on the ancient, grey slated roofed houses of Aruak City.  The
cobbled stoned streets that wind throughout the city were alive with activity;
merchants selling baked breads, fresh fruit, and butter and milk could be heard
shouting their wares.  Here and there children ran about playing.  Their mothers not
far away gossiping or sharing recipes.  Longshot loved Aruak.  Not nearly as much as
his adopted home of Seam, but it was nice.  As the big man made his way down the
street his mind went back to his early years.  A lot of the old establishments were
long gone and new ones took their place.  There used to be a pub called the Howling
Griffin that brewed some of the best ales he had ever tasted in Alastari and a
distiller that made some fine single malt.  There was also Arman the vender.  Arman
could take a chuck of beef, chicken, or pork and make the best skewers he had ever
had.  For years longshot tried to figure out if it was a rub or marinade that made
the meat taste so good.  But alas, Arman has retired as well.  There are so many
people and things he will never see again.  That is what happens when you shut
yourself up in your house and choose books over people.  But his days of being a
recluse are over.  Longshot is back to making new friendships and mending old ones.
     Two girls walked past carrying baskets of clean laundry.  They both wore pale
blue and white dresses.  Perhaps they wore the uniform of the house they worked for.
One had red hair and freckles lightly dotting the cheeks of her cute face.  Her nose
had a slight upturn that gave her a pixyish look.  It could be that she had elf blood
from a distant relative.  The other looked as if she was Rirorni.  She wore her black
hair in a long pony tail thrown over her right shoulder.  The two were too engrossed
in their conversation to notice that they were about to collide with the big man.
     "Good day, ladies." Longshot said and yielded to let the pair pass by.  They
both smile and picked up the pace of their walk.  The girls had the kind of smiles
that probably had most of the boys in this city eating out of the palm of their
hands.  As they walked by, Longshot stole a peek of them from the rear.  There are
several reasons why Aruak is the pride of the Andorian League.  That was two of them.
     Longshot continued the walk down the cobbled street until he came to his
destination.  He double checked the slip of paper in his pocket.  It was the right
address.  Longshot took the short flight of stairs up to the door.  He grabbed the
huge door knocker in his hand and banged it against the door three times.
     As he waited for the door to open, Longshot fixed the collar of his black trench
coat and adjusted his backpack.  The door opened and an elderly man stood in the
doorway.  He wore a black uniform with a red shirt underneath.  The man's grey
streaked hair was long and well kept.  He had a pencil thin mustache.
     "What may I do for you, sir?"
     "I am expected." was Longshot's only explanation.
     "Who's knocking upon me door?" a voice shouted from inside the house.
     "Someone who thinks that only a madman would love the sea as much as you!"
Longshot shouted past the man at the door.
     There was a low, rumbling laugh coming from inside the house.
     "Let him in, Eric.  He's fine."
     Eric stepped to the side and let the large man in.  After shutting the door, he
led Longshot through the house.  Despite looking like one of the many houses in the
city, the insides reminded Longshot of a ship.  It looked like the carpenters brought
a ship on land and built a house around it.  Soon, the pair arrived at a huge oak
door.  It was shut, so Eric lightly knocked.
     "Enter." A voice on the other side of the doors said.  The door was opened and
rushes of warm air flowed out and washed across Longshot's face.  The room was dimly
lit by candles and a few oil lamps around.  Longshot thank Eric and stepped in.  the
door shut behind him.
     The room was a study and was crammed with all things nautical.  There was a
ship's steering wheel on one of the walls.  Along the right side were books about
nautical techniques, ships, and journals from ship captains that had retired and
wanted to tell their tales.  To the right was a huge globe of Alastari.  It sat next
to a big desk that looked as black as night.  The pitched massaged into the aged wood
to prevent water damage.  On top of the desk were quills, ink wells and pieces of
parchment.  An old brass compass sat on the stack of unused parchment acting as a
paper weight.  Directly across from the entrance was a fireplace with two huge high
backed chairs and a bench was placed between the two chairs.
     "Don just stan there wit ya jaw hangin' open.  Have a seat ya old land lubba."
     Longshot walk closer to the fire and sat in one of the high backed chairs.  He'd
chosen the one to the left of the bench.  He placed his backpack next to his seat.
He thought the house owner was sitting near the fire.  But the other chair was empty.
Longshot looked around trying to figure out what happened.  That is when he heard the
clopping sound against the wooden floor.  A huge hand with tufts of course black hair
on back placed a glass ash tray next to him on the bench.  It was done so deftly,
that there was barely an audible click of glass against wood.
     "I heard ya picked up some new habits." The voice said.
     There was more clopping and then he came into sight.  He was older.  It's hard
to tell his race's age by simply looking.  But there were streaks of silver in his
long black pony tail.  He wore a white shirt and black pants.  That was something
that he always insisted on.  He walked amounts men, it was not right to walk about
with everything out.  He never wore boots.  It was impossible to do so.  Who would
wear boots over cloven hooves?
     "You haven't aged a day." Longshot said.
     "Ya 'ave always been terrible at lying, lad.  It's been twenty years.  We all
look older."
     Then, as an afterthought, "And some of us 'ave gotten pudgier."
     Longshot laughed and patted his gut.  "In that case, I had better take these
Longshot had reached over and pulled out a bottle of rum.  The dark liquid sloshed
inside the bottle as he waved it back and forth.
     "Ya do an' ya won't leave this house in one piece." They both laughed.  There
was more movement and soon the owner of the house was back with two crystal tumblers.
He finally sat down and Longshot removed the cork from the bottle.  The tumblers were
filled and a toast was made.
     "So, how are things, Mino?" Longshot asked.
     "The same, lad.  I hear ya are in Morya these days."
     Longshot had taken out a leather case that held three thick cigars.  He cut the
end of one and lit it with a taper from the fire place.  Soon the room was filled
with the sweet smell of the tobacco.
     "Yeah.  I bounce between there and Arkers."
     "Arkers?!?! Is that place still going?"
     "Just barely.  I transferred the Chosen over there.  Porta hates it.  It is to
be expected; he is a Seam boy through and through." The two laugh again.  They began
to reminisce about the old days.  Mino invited him to set up in Aruak City but
Longshot declines.  He doesn't feel he is up to that level yet.  There is a lull and
Longshot decides that this is the perfect time to ask.
     "So, I have other reasons for being here besides drinking rum with you.  There
is a new guy in my stable.  Big stocky guy.  He has a broad smile and a square shaped
face.  His hair is thick, black, and oily.  Never talks.  He just smiles.  Rumor
claims that he came from here."
     After a moment, "Aye.  That is the Kid.  So that is where he went.  He was a
fixture here in Aruak City for almost a year.  Then he just disappeared.  That was
about six months ago.  But he isn't from around here."
     "So, I have hit a dead end?"
     " 'fraid so Lad."
     Longshot took a puff from his cigar and blew the smoke out slowly.  "I just
wanted to find Mongo's family.  To make sure they know he is okay.  One of my senior
fighters entered him into the games No one can hurt him, it seems.  But if his family
wanted him home, I would send him to them."
     Mino drained the rum in his tumbler and refilled it.  "Don't know about any
family.  The Kid just showed up with a traveling circus.  He wasn't one of the acts.
He was infatuated with one of the performers.  She was an acrobat.  He would follow
her around like he was her shadow.  He was insanely protective of her."
     Mino takes another drink of rum.  The dark fluid warms the back of his throat
when he swallows it.
     "One of the guys in the city decided that he liked the acrobat.  He liked her so
much that he was going to make her 'like' him no matter what.  People say that you
could hear her screaming for help from her tent over the sounds of the performance
going on and the cheers of the crowd.  Since the kid was never too far away from the
girl, he arrived first.  He pummeled the attacker within an inch of his life."
     "Good on Mongo...er...the kid." Longshot said and took a big puff from his
     "He be in ya stable now.  I guess ya can call him what ya want.  I doubt he'd
complain.  Besides, Mongo sounds better."
     Longshot nodded and look into the fire.  "I wonder why he didn't follow the
     "The circus left.  We assumed he was gone too.  But days later he was seen
walkin' around the city.  He was always walkin'.  It didn't matter if it was rain or
shine, midnight or noon.  It was like he never slept.  Maybe he walked to Morya."
Mino chuckled at the thought.
     Longshot was about to tell Mino that Mongo arrived in Morya with the circus but
stayed behind.  But for whatever reason, he changed his mind.  Mongo was becoming
more and more of an enigma with every turn.  Longshot took one more puff of his cigar
and thumped the end into the fireplace.  The flames quickly consumed the last bit of
     "Thanks for your hospitality, Mino.  I need to get back to the inn and get some
rest.  I have to get back to Arkers.  Then it's to the tourney.  I take it I will see
you there."
     Mino smiled, "The only things certain in life are death and taxes...and that I
will be at the tourney."
     Longshot smiled and showed himself the door.  He didn't bother to tell Mino how
close he came to an old earth quote.  As soon as the door shut, Mino looked over at
the bench.  Longshot had left the bottle of rum.  It was half full too.  Perhaps
he'll sit by the fire a bit longer.  He felt a chill coming.  What better way to
chase it away than with some fine rum.

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 358): PENNY of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 718): FENCHURCH of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 718): LARGE MARGE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 703): HARD LUCK WOMAN of KISS ME (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 705): KHEDRYN of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 702): COMIC BOOK GUY of ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 699): SCALES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 700): PANAMA JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 663): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 660): DANCING SHADOW of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 651): BLACK BILE of AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 545): GYPSY JUNE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 259): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 603): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 358): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 718): WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 703): KISS ME (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 705): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 702): ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 699): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 700): DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 663): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 660): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 651): AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 545): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 259): PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 603): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 718): FENCHURCH of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
                   (turn 717): BLUE BULLDOG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 718): LASSO of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 705): KHEDRYN of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 699): SCALES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 660): DANCING SHADOW of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 651): BLACK BILE of AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
                 (turn 650): ANTI-LEAP YEAR of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CAUSTIC CROCUS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of ARUAK CITY!  Once again I've been called out of 
retirement for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  Phhbltt!  Too much 
drinking and too little dodging gave ILLMATIC a 0-2-0!  I got a good laugh out of it! 
Ya gotta be quick on yer feet!  Keep your elbow off the table!  Thrust!  Block out 
the pain!  CRUCIAL TAUNT is now ranked 4th with a 3-2-0 turn.  Some people say I 
ramble too much, I don't say anything relevant.  I repeat myself.  I ramble.  Well 
BULLDOGS moved up 2, to 6th.  What's with ATTABOY?  He actually beat IMMORTALS' NASTY 
ELEMENTAL, and walked away with 18 more points from the fight.  Major screwup at 
FLAGRANT FOWL.  MOTHER GOOSE lost 8 points to HONEY BOO BOO.  Some new strategies, 
perhaps?  Maybe MOTHER GOOSE will provide more easy wins...  I can barely restrain my 
enthusiam for THE JOKER'S WILD's outstanding member, Duelmaster PAIR-O-SEVENS.  I 
suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your fellow fighters?  
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  ARUAK 
CITY thinks THE JOKER'S WILD and their 63-62-1 is too much!  If at first you don't 
succeed, give up...  The bums at BULLDOGS couldn't face the challenges from THE 
JOKER'S WILD!  No excuse for that!  How well I know the feeling of being the most 
challenged warrior, KARGHUST!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt 
you.  MAD COW DISEASE didn't quite know what to make of a challenge he received from 
perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he lost to MAD COW DISEASE and ended up with 
41 recognition points.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Here's some advice:  study your opponent, master 
many skills, fight dirty.   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  The end 
of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  I don't want to 
overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAIR-O-SEVENS 6992           18  10  0   117       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-REPRESENT 7405                9   2  0   140       ILLMATIC (626)
-TINY MEERKAT 7242             8   7  0    93       FURRY FURY (611)
-TICKLE ME TIGER 7391         11   4  1    91       FURRY FURY (611)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PINK PORPOISE 7448           20   6  1    88       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-NY STATE OF MIND 7402        10   2  0    86       ILLMATIC (626)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TANGERINE TURTLE 7398        16  13  2    82       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515         15  11  0    81       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 DARK JESTER 7438             16  12  0    79       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 MAD COW DISEASE 7493          6   1  1    71       BULLDOGS (157)
 FRIDMYNDR 7512               12   7  0    68       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 PURPLE POODLE 7447           19  10  0    67       BULLDOGS (157)
-CLARET CRAWDAD 7246          18  13  0    67       ANIMAL FARM (510)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEO GUARDSMAN 7317           16  11  0    66       IMMORTALS (85)
-UDDER DELIGHT 7537           10   6  0    63       BULLDOGS (157)
 NOBODY YOU KNOW 7603          7   5  0    59       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 HILDA 7464                   10   9  1    58       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 ATTABOY 7566                 10   5  1    58       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 ENTRON 7473                   7   8  0    57       IMMORTALS (85)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROYAL BLUSH 7555             12   3  0    53       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 KONANN CEE 7609               9  13  1    53       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 TSATHOGGUA 7588               8   5  0    52       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 KEISHA 7584                   8   4  0    52       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 NASTY ELEMENTAL 7293         11  16  1    50       IMMORTALS (85)
 HOTBLACK DESIATO 7540         7  10  3    41       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 D'ENDRRAH 7632                3   2  0    33       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 HONEY BOO BOO 7645            3   0  0    33       REALITY TV (646)
 WILLIE WIPE-OUT 7487          2   1  0    33       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (634)
 MCWITTLE 7474                 6   9  1    31       IMMORTALS (85)
 ANNEMEHL 7631                 5   3  0    29       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 GREEN SNOT 7642               2   1  0    28       COLORIFIC (511)
 HOT DOG 7601                  6   5  1    27       BULLDOGS (157)
-GOLD TOOTH 7643               2   0  1    27       COLORIFIC (511)
 SMARG DARKBLADE 7605          3  10  1    26       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 UNCLEAN ONE 7659              3   0  0    25       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 SAVAGE WITCH 7607             4   9  1    24       THE HERQULOIDS (644)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COW BELL 7587                 5   7  0    22       BULLDOGS (157)
 STACY 7664                    2   1  0    19       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
 FUSCHSIA FROG 7670            3   0  0    18       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 GREY STREAK 7673              3   0  0    18       COLORIFIC (511)
 KARGHUST 7620                 2   6  1    17       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 GOLDEN GLOW 7697              1   0  0    17       COLORIFIC (511)
 MOTHER GOOSE 7669             1   1  0    12       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 FULL HOUSE 7653               2   2  0    11       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 WAYNE 7661                    2   1  0    11       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
 ANDERS 7593                   1   0  0    11       THE FINAL FIVE (642)
 SAUL 7591                     1   0  0     9       THE FINAL FIVE (642)
 BENJAMIN 7663                 2   1  0     7       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
-FUR B. GONE 7630              1   1  0     6       FURRY FURY (611)
 GARTH 7660                    1   2  0     6       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
 CASSANDRA 7662                1   2  0     5       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
 ACE HIGH 7690                 1   1  0     4       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 JIM DARTON 7694               0   2  0     4       IMMORTALS (85)
 ROAD RUNNER 7666              0   2  0     2       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 BIG BIRD 7665                 0   2  0     2       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 FOGHORN LEGHORN 7668          0   2  0     2       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 OPUS 7667                     0   2  0     2       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
-MEAN GENE 7484                0   1  0     1       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (634)
 CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696           0   1  0     1       ANIMAL FARM (510)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KLANG 7695                    0   1  0     1       THE HERQULOIDS (644)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CAPTURED ORC            0  0 0                      KONANN CEE 7609       719  NONE
PAINDA 7415             2  1 0 FURRY FURY 611       MAD COW DISEASE 7493  717   
DA1 7699                0  1 0 ILLMATIC 626         BANDIT PRINCE         719  NONE
DA2 7700                0  1 0 ILLMATIC 626         DARK CHAMPION         719  NONE
3 JACKS 7602            1  4 0 THE JOKER'S WILD 599 GOLD TOOTH 7643       716   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Flagrant Fowls -- A hearty welcome to The Heart And Soul Of Andoria.  Glad to have
you here in our fine city.  If this were golf, I would be wishing you a lot of
birdies!  Instead, I invite your whole team to The Bulldog Inn for "drinks on me." --
Kennelworth, Proprietor
P.S.  Scrooge McDuck, one of my all-time favorites!  Watch out for those foul Beagle

Congrats to our old friend Lord Protector Fenchurch, Duelmaster of Aruak City.  Good
luck in The Big Time.  Duelmasters drink free at The Bulldog Inn, you know. --
Kennelworth, Proprietor

Great point gain, Joker's Wild!  Kudos!  Time to polish off my "avoids." --
Kennelworth, Bulldogs

BTW, Sir Jesse, that was sly.  I didn't know you cared so much. -- Kennelworth
(straightening out his briefs and adjusting everything just like a baseball player

Willie Wipe-Out -- When the going gets tough, the tough gets going.  You were tough.
I wasn't.  Rather, I was simply long, juicy, slightly burnt, and covered in sweet
pickle relish.  Yummy, but simply not tough. -- Hot Dog

Leo Guardsman -- Don't worry, you are an Immortal; so you won't catch it.  It is okay
for you to get mad, though.  After all, you DID lose. -- Mad Cow Disease

Fridmynder -- Whoa!  That ruffled my purple fur.  It also hurt.  Am I bleeding?
Quick.  Wipe it off; I have a show to attend. -- Purple Poodle

Hotback Desatio -- I have enjoyed every one of our meetings. (wink) -- Udder Delight

Yo, ho, ho.  Ahoy, Fowls.  Ye need sum critters, ye bea borryin' from this'n ole
pirate.  Aye. -- Mino, Animal Farm

Foghorn Leghorn -- It was my honor to fight you.  I grew up watching you go after
that chicken hawk and thought you were such a big, handsome fellow.  And now,
somehow, I luckily beat you.  What a date! -- Fuchsia Frog

Pair-O-Sevens -- You just had to knock me back down in the ranks, didn't you?  I was
so so so so so so close to graduation.  Do you mind if I call you a filthy scoundrel?
Well, you are! -- Pink Porpoise

Nasty Elemental -- Some days you get the turtle; some days the turtle gets you. --
Tangerine Turtle

What!!!!!!!!!!!  Somebody has to pay!  How did Red Nose, my undefeated warrior get to
The Dark Arena.  Who did this?!  I am angry!  Really angry!  I cannot afford a loss
like that on my record. -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Red Nose, aka Rudolph, was a 13(+1)-10-9-14-16-16-7 hosed damage basher (Norm/Norm --
even after the bump.)  Apparently Christmastime (and lifetime) is over. -- The
Colorific Publicist

Karghust -- You looked so slick down there on the arena mud and blood with my snot
dripping all over you!  Don't feel so bad about losing, Loser; for I am, indeed, a
godling. -- Green Snot, Proud Colorific

Stacy -- You were so cute that I really didn't want to beat you.  But I did.  Har har
har. -- Grey Streak, Proud Colorific

A solid round, Colorifics.  Good job.  2-0 plus that completely uncalled for DA.
Somebody has to pay! -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Purple Poodle -- Ah yes, another excellent challenge--considering that I'm one of the
few warriors you can beat with your... tactics. Such is your interpretation of 
Andorian honor, apparently. -- Dark Jester

Hot Dog -- Always enjoyed hangin' out at the local Dog N Suds. -- Willie Wipe-Out

Smarg Darkblade -- Well fought!  And thank you! -- Anemehl

Royal Blush -- Was curious to see how long I could go with that strategy.  Thanks for
being there. - Keisha

Fenchurch -- Looks like I'm one of the three out of four that lives after loosing to
you. -- cool. -- Koochi

Purple Poodle -- That's why they call it the funny bone.  It's fun to watch when you
smack 'em there. -- Fridmyndr

Entron -- A sad performance and no learns.  That's bad. -- Attaboy

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA2 was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
HOTBLACK DESIATO was handily defeated by MAD COW DISEASE in a 3 minute match.
COW BELL was bested by WILLIE WIPE-OUT in a popular 4 minute Challenge contest.
MOTHER GOOSE was overpowered by HONEY BOO BOO in a 2 minute Challenge match.
FOGHORN LEGHORN was bested by FULL HOUSE in a 1 minute bloody novice's Challenge duel.
UNCLEAN ONE overpowered KARGHUST in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BIG BIRD was savagely defeated by WAYNE in a 2 minute beginner's Challenge melee.
ROAD RUNNER was vanquished by GREEN SNOT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
FENCHURCH was vanquished by PAIR-O-SEVENS in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Title fight.
FRIDMYNDR was overcome by DARK JESTER in a popular 2 minute bout.
TANGERINE TURTLE demolished ENTRON in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PINK PORPOISE handily defeated NOBODY YOU KNOW in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO demolished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PURPLE POODLE unbelievably bested TSATHOGGUA in a action packed 3 minute gory fight.
ROYAL BLUSH was viciously subdued by LEO GUARDSMAN in a action packed 3 minute duel.
NASTY ELEMENTAL was devastated by ATTABOY in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HILDA defeated MCWITTLE in a 2 minute bout.
KONANN CEE murdered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
KEISHA savagely defeated D'ENDRRAH in a 3 minute gory master vs. amateur conflict.
SMARG DARKBLADE was defeated by ANNEMEHL in a exciting 3 minute duel.
SAVAGE WITCH beat OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute fray.
HOT DOG viciously subdued BENJAMIN in a exciting 3 minute gory master vs. novice fray.
GARTH defeated CHARCOAL CHIMP in a popular 1 minute gruesome novice's duel.
CASSANDRA was overpowered by GOLDEN GLOW in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
STACY vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven bout.
OPUS was viciously subdued by SAUL in a tiresome 13 minute bloody beginner's bout.
FUSCHSIA FROG viciously subdued KLANG in a popular 2 minute gruesome novice's bout.
GREY STREAK outwaited JIM DARTON in a exciting 7 minute novice's fight.
ACE HIGH was savagely defeated by ANDERS in a exciting 10 minute gory novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         TOTAL PARRY       27 -  17 -  0      61  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  12 -  0      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         LUNGING ATTACK    37 -  29 -  2      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  12 -  1      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         STRIKING ATTACK   41 -  38 -  2      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -  31 -  3      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         BASHING ATTACK    37 -  52 -  2      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW         9 -  18 -  0      33  |

Turn 719 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  6         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  4                                       2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  3                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  3                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  4                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   PAIR-O-SEVENS 6992         18  10  0  117 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
STRIKING ATTACK  PINK PORPOISE 7448         20   6  1   88 ANIMAL FARM (510)
SLASHING ATTACK  KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515       15  11  0   81 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
TOTAL PARRY      DARK JESTER 7438           16  12  0   79 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MAD COW DISEASE 7493        6   1  1   71 BULLDOGS (157)
WALL OF STEEL    LEO GUARDSMAN 7317         16  11  0   66 IMMORTALS (85)
LUNGING ATTACK   NOBODY YOU KNOW 7603        7   5  0   59 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TANGERINE TURTLE 7398.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was ANDERS 7593.  The ten other most popular fighters were COW BELL 7587, 

The least popular fighter this week was OPUS 7667.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ACE HIGH 7690, SAUL 7591, GREY STREAK 7673, KLANG 7695, CASSANDRA 7662, 
YOU KNOW 7603.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:


The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: