DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/05/2013    Duedate: 04/18/2013

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-721

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO
WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
(11-7515) [17-11-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO                HONEY BOO BOO
WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)           REALITY TV (646)
(11-7515) [17-11-0,109]        (11-7645) [5-0-1,45]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO                NASTY ELEMENTAL
WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)           IMMORTALS (85)
(11-7515) [17-11-0,109]        (11-7293) [13-16-1,68]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)        37
2. BULLDOGS (157)              33      COLORIFIC (511)
3. IMMORTALS (85)              32      Unchartered Team
4. THE HERQULOIDS (644)        23
5. COLORIFIC (511)             21      REALITY TV (646)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*REALITY TV (646)           5   0  1  100   1/ 3 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)     11  4 0
 2/ 2*THE FINAL FIVE (642)       4   0  0  100   2/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510)         9  2 0
 3/ 3 COLORIFIC (511)          667 328 23 67.0   3/ 6 BULLDOGS (157)            8  5 0
 4/ 4 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1433 738 50 66.0   4/ 5 COLORIFIC (511)           7  3 1
 5/ 5 BULLDOGS (157)           %1360 921 43 59.6   5/ 1 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)    7  7 0
 6- 6 ILLMATIC (626)            31  24  1 56.4   6/ 8 THE HERQULOIDS (644)      6  9 2
 7/ 7 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)     182 147 10 55.3   7/11 IMMORTALS (85)            6  9 1
 8- 8 FURRY FURY (611)          66  62  4 51.6   8/ 4*CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)       6  9 0
 9/ 9 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)    67  67  1 50.0   9/ 7 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      5 10 1
10-11 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)    157 168 12 48.3  10/ 9*THE FINAL FIVE (642)      4  0 0
11/12 IMMORTALS (85)           %1032 %1234 82 45.5  11/10*REALITY TV (646)          3  0 1
12/10*CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)       11  14  0 44.0  12/16*FLAGRANT FOWL (649)       2 12 0
13/13 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      63  87  4 42.0  13-12*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (634)   1  0 0
14/14 THE HERQULOIDS (644)      37  67  7 35.6  14-13 FURRY FURY (611)          1  2 0
15-15*GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (634)    2   5  0 28.6  15-15 ILLMATIC (626)            1  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
16/16*FLAGRANT FOWL (649)        3  16  0 15.8  16-14 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)     0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 359): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 720): DARK JESTER of CHAOS CARNIVAL (Nurgle, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 720): VORTEX of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 705): BORT of WE BE WAR FLAILS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 707): SERGEANT 4 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 704): SAURON of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 701): COBRA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 702): NEOR FEY of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 665): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 662): LAVO VAUGN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 653): UNCLE JUNIOR of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 307): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 547): GYPSY JUNE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 260): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 605): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 359): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 720): THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 720): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 705): KISS ME (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 707): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 704): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 701): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 702): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 665): CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 662): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 653): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 307): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 547): BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 260): WRATHMENT XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 605): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 720): PINK PORPOISE of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
                   (turn 719): PAIR-O-SEVENS of THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 719): MARIA of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 707): JOBERT DONNER of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 703): DEEZ of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 702): NEOR FEY of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
        IAYE (turn 701): PANAMA JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 662): LAVO VAUGN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 653): UNCLE JUNIOR of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CAUSTIC CROCUS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly ARUAK CITY games.  Former top team THE JOKER'S WILD 
was unseated this week as WRATHMEN DM 20 moved up from 3rd ranking to take the top 
spot with a 4-1-0 record for the round.  There were bitter words at THE JOKER'S 
WILD's guildhouse after a 1-4-0 showing this week which dropped the stable into 5th.  
Dark Arena anyone?  Warriors--remember that glory waits always around the corner!  
Witness how this week IMMORTALS went 4-1-1 to move up 4 in the rankings.  My praise 
to ANIMAL FARM for their 3-0-0 week this time out.  Indeed, it was a skillfully 
fought round deserving of notice!  SMARG DARKBLADE caught the eye of many in the 
gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested ATTABOY and was awarded 19 points in 
recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, SMARG DARKBLADE put down 
ATTABOY, causing him to lose 11 points of recognition in the process.  This time 
victory fell to the grasp of the usurper.  All hail KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO, Duelmaster of 
ARUAK CITY!  Heed this!  A seer has warned that if exactly 6 die in duels this week, 
the whole city shall perish!  Just remember...5 or 7!   
     Many and various are the arts of battle.  In ARUAK CITY "art" is a word that has 
long since passed from the language!  ARUAK CITY, city of gladiators!  Mighty among 
the names of thy guilds is BULLDOGS, a guild shunned and avoided by many in the 
weekly duels.  Apparently the stalwarts of WRATHMEN DM 20 are catching the bulk of 
jests down at the challenging board for their large share of the avoids.  Loose talk 
at the arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters 
are after HILDA.  Watch your back!   
     Vendettas.  Bloodied blades and broken spears.  Indeed the city has seen more 
than its fair share of red in recent times.  My sources at COLORIFIC stable claim 
they've never seen the guild bitterer.  This as a result of the untimely demise of 
GOLDEN GLOW.  Beware HONEY BOO BOO!  Walk proud, warriors of IMMORTALS!  By striking 
down GREY STREAK you have avenged the honor of your dead.  Your virtue is known to 
all in ARUAK CITY.  Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears arms.  One thing 
is sure, better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  Ahh, but I can hear the spires of a far off 
city calling to me.  I must away!  Till we meet again, remember:  a turtle walks 
slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no one; a lion runs to slay its prey.-- 
Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515         17  11  0   109       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-REPRESENT 7405                9   2  0   140       ILLMATIC (626)
-TINY MEERKAT 7242             9   7  0   100       FURRY FURY (611)
-NY STATE OF MIND 7402        11   2  0    93       ILLMATIC (626)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARK JESTER 7438             17  13  1    87       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 FRIDMYNDR 7512               13   8  0    83       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
-TICKLE ME TIGER 7391         11   5  1    83       FURRY FURY (611)
 MAD COW DISEASE 7493          7   2  1    80       BULLDOGS (157)
 UDDER DELIGHT 7537           11   7  0    74       BULLDOGS (157)
 NOBODY YOU KNOW 7603          8   6  0    72       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 PURPLE POODLE 7447           20  11  0    71       BULLDOGS (157)
 NASTY ELEMENTAL 7293         13  16  1    68       IMMORTALS (85)
 ENTRON 7473                   8   9  0    68       IMMORTALS (85)
-CLARET CRAWDAD 7246          18  13  0    67       ANIMAL FARM (510)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KEISHA 7584                  10   4  0    66       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 LEO GUARDSMAN 7317           16  13  0    61       IMMORTALS (85)
 HILDA 7464                   11  10  1    59       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KONANN CEE 7609              11  13  1    59       THE HERQULOIDS (644)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMARG DARKBLADE 7605          4  11  1    46       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 ROYAL BLUSH 7555             12   5  0    45       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 HONEY BOO BOO 7645            5   0  1    45       REALITY TV (646)
 GOLD TOOTH 7643               3   1  1    42       COLORIFIC (511)
-HOTBLACK DESIATO 7540         7  10  3    41       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 MCWITTLE 7474                 7  10  1    41       IMMORTALS (85)
 TSATHOGGUA 7588               8   7  0    39       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 ATTABOY 7566                 10   7  1    38       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 COW BELL 7587                 7   7  0    38       BULLDOGS (157)
 ANNEMEHL 7631                 7   3  0    37       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UNCLEAN ONE 7659              4   1  0    33       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 GREEN SNOT 7642               3   1  0    33       COLORIFIC (511)
-WILLIE WIPE-OUT 7487          2   1  0    33       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (634)
 ANDERS 7593                   3   0  0    27       THE FINAL FIVE (642)
 HOT DOG 7601                  6   6  1    26       BULLDOGS (157)
 SAVAGE WITCH 7607             4  11  1    26       THE HERQULOIDS (644)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GREY STREAK 7673              4   1  1    23       COLORIFIC (511)
 FUSCHSIA FROG 7670            5   0  0    22       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 KARGHUST 7620                 3   7  2    22       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 D'ENDRRAH 7632                3   4  0    22       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 FULL HOUSE 7653               3   3  0    18       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 ACE HIGH 7690                 3   1  0    18       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696           2   1  0    14       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 LUKE WARM 7717                1   0  1    14       IMMORTALS (85)
 ORANGE OTTER 7716             1   0  0    14       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 GARTH 7660                    2   3  0    13       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
 BENJAMIN 7663                 3   2  0    12       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
 OPUS 7667                     1   3  0    12       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 WAYNE 7661                    3   2  0    11       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
 FOGHORN LEGHORN 7668          1   3  0    10       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 STACY 7664                    2   3  0     9       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
-SAUL 7591                     1   0  0     9       THE FINAL FIVE (642)
 CASSANDRA 7662                1   4  0     7       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
 MOTHER GOOSE 7669             1   3  0     6       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
-FUR B. GONE 7630              1   2  0     5       FURRY FURY (611)
 ROAD RUNNER 7666              0   4  0     4       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 KLANG 7695                    0   3  0     3       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
-MEAN GENE 7484                0   1  0     1       GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (634)
 BLACKJACK 7715                0   1  0     1       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER        0  0 0                      LUKE WARM 7717        721  NONE
TANGERINE TURTLE 7398  16 14 2 ANIMAL FARM 510      DARK JESTER 7438      720   
GOLDEN GLOW 7697        2  1 0 COLORIFIC 511        HONEY BOO BOO 7645    721   
BIG BIRD 7665           0  3 0 FLAGRANT FOWL 649    KARGHUST 7620         720   
PAINDA 7415             2  1 0 FURRY FURY 611       MAD COW DISEASE 7493  717  REVENGED
JIM DARTON 7694         0  3 0 IMMORTALS 85         GREY STREAK 7673      720  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Congratulations to Dark Jester of Chaos Carnival, Duelmaster of all Aruak City.  DMs
drink free at the Bulldog Inn. -- Kennelworth, Proprietor

Pair-O-Sevens and Jesse Jest -- Nice numbers, nice record, great prognostication.
(wink) -- Kennelworth

Bulldogs -- I guess we can live with the 2-2, THIS time, but we need to get on a
winning streak to complete the 60.0%W/L.  Let's do it! -- Kennelworth

Tiny Meerkat, Mr. Canadian Grimm -- Do I have to do your blood feuds for you now?
Without me challenging you, Tiny, you would not have avenged your fallen mate.  Just
send money.  (Don't want any "in-kind" free dental work.  No way!) -- Mad Cow
Disease, Bulldogs

Entron -- I was at my purple best.  I can do nothing with the best of them! -- Purple
Poodle, Bulldogs

Mother Goose -- Thank you, thank you.  How kind of you to challenge and make things
simple.  I really, really, really needed the win.  Thanks for the gift. (wink) -- Cow
Bell, Bulldogs

N.Y. State Of Mind -- Phbttttttttttttt!!!!!!! -- Udder Delight, Bulldogs (considering
breast reduction surgery)

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  All hail Aruak City, The Heart And Soul Of Andoria. --
Kennelworth

A 2-1, Colorifics.  Not bad, but the loser Gold Tooth has to go to the dentist as
punishment.  AND, I am sending him to Grimm! -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific
Manager

But, but, Konann Cee cheated!  He did.  I should have won, but, he, he, he cheated!
Yeah. -- Gold Tooth, Proud Colorific

Road Runner -- How nice of you to exemplify my glow by challenging me.  I shine so
much better with that very, very easy win. -- Golden Glow, Proud Colorific

Jim Darton -- That's what you get for messing with a Colorific.  Dead is dead. --
Grey Streak, Proud Colorific
P.S.  And you thought I didn't have a punch?

Dead, Dartor.  Just plain dead.  Jim Darton needs a nice casket.  Bwahahahahah. --
Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Ahoy, Dartor.  Me critters bea sad ye lost yon J.D.  Aye.  Hopin ye gits yer god
'cruiy.  Aye. -- Mino, Animal Farm

Garth -- It was a pleasure fighting you, even on your terms.  Let it be known that I
truly liked the bananas you had to give me in defeat.  Yes! -- Charcoal Chimp

Opus -- You were expecting something easy?  You were thinking you could win an
endurance battle?  You were figuring my style was the pits?  You were, weren't you?
Well, I leapfrogged all over your assumptions, didn't I?  Go find a princess who will
kiss YOU! -- Fuschia Frog

Tickle Me Tiger -- I did.  You were all wet. -- Pink Porpoise

An ode to a Pink Porpoise:
   11-9-16-15-17-5-11 mode ST
   normal endu, great damage
   skill learn rate = 1.88
   seemed to like DA/SS/LO 13-70-7-1K

   Adex decise, expert attack
   Lord Protector at 21-6-1
     The Animal Farm Free Press

Dark Jester -- Why?  Was he moving too slow?  Did he put his shell on wrong?  Did he
look a little crusty?  Why?  Tangerine Turtle had a rough time.  In 30 fights (16-14-
2) he couldn't acquire one single political point.  He was a long way from
graduation.  Now he is gone.  The Dark Jester striketh!  The Animal Farm 15-9-9-17-
10-13-11 hosed damage, hosed attack, hosed initiative BAsher has gone on to That
Great Arena In The Sky.  A salute to him and a phbttt to Dark Jester. -- Animal Farm
Critters World Wide (AFCWW)

Green Snot -- Meep Meep. -- Roadrunner

(Translation, provided by Scrooge McDuck.  "Why was an 0-1 challenging a mediocre 1-1
a bad challenge?  It seemed pretty good to me." or something like that.)

I sit on this grassy hill and contemplate my life.  A win would be nice, I guess.
Phllllbt. -- Opus

Wayne -- I say, I say boy, I never, ever, ever saw someone use THAT weapon with THAT
style, but since you made me look sillier than a big hound dog on a short chain, I
won't question it. -- Foghorn Leghorn

Flagrant Fowl -- Now, Children, just because we are 1 and 14 as a team, you shouldn't
be too down on yourselves.  You are all wonderful friends and you are trying your
best. -- Mother Goose
P.S.  This reminds me of a story...

NO TIME FOR THAT!  Start winning or I will personally pluck you and serve you for
dinner to one of the other teams! -- Scrooge McDuck

Nobody You Know -- Bad challenge or wrong strategy (which I guess would make it a bad
challenge) either way, well done. -- Attaboy

Taken down by a stand-bye?  That's humbling. -- Fridmyndr

Leo Guardsman -- If I would've been after Leo I bet the outcome would'be been
different. -- Koochi

Mc@ittle -- Best fight of the cycle.  Good read, good learns and of course the win
was nice.  Thanks. -- Keisha

Savae Witch -- I admire your determination, especially with your weapon selection.
Who knows, maybe you'll be able to make that weaon work for you where hundreds of
others couldn't.  Good luck. -- annemehl

Flagrant Fowl -- Wecome to Aruak City!  Hope you enjoy your stay. -- Kharadmon, mgr
Wrathmen

And in case I've failed to do so... wecome to Crucial Taunt, Final Five, and Reality
TV.  Hope you all enjoy your stay as well! -- Kharadmon

To the new teams: Garbage Pail Kids, Reality TV, The Final Five, Crucial Taunt
(simply adore the name, by the way), Flagrant Fowl (also a fantastic team name), we
at the Chaos Carnival bid you welcome!  Though this arena's a bit on the small side,
it's lively, and we carnival freaks do what we can to make it interesting.  I bid you
all the best of luck! -- Uncle Nurgle, Chaos Carnivalmaster

Purple Poodle -- It is said Tsathoggua (the 'ts' is pronounced like 'tsar' or
'tsunami'--it's really not too difficult) comes to us from some other plane, the
lightless depths of a place called N'kai deep beneath the earth.  There, I imagine
his name is roughly the equivalent of 'Jon' or 'Bob'.  I didn't name him, nor have I
anyone on the team; they come to me already named and with all their baggage,
history, and tentacles in tow, and frankly I don't care if they're from the lightless
depths of the privy down the road.  As long as the ones I enter into the arena lists
can fight, they could be named anything, really.  D'endrrah is, I believe, from some
similar plane as Tsathoggua, as is her companion The Unclean One (a quiet chap of a
flesh golem, though he reeks to high heaven).  When I asked Nobody You Know's name,
what do you think she said?  "Nobody *you* know."  So clever.  So yes, strange names,
none of my doing, and what's it matter in the end long as they can fight? -- Nurgle

Hilda -- *grunt* You fight good. -- Tsathoggua

Honey Boo Boo -- Well fought, I thought I had you. Perhaps us girls should get a
drink, and get really wild some night.

Purple People Eater -- Mino is an old softy.  How dare you slander his good name.  I
wrote that spotlight because I was inspired by his good nature and sweet disposition.
Not to mention... He promised to bring back some high end cigars when he goes on his
next raid...er...voyage. -- Longshot

Thanks for the compliments, everyone.  I'll have to start a team in this arena one
day. -- Longshot

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NASTY ELEMENTAL viciously subdued GREY STREAK in a 6 minute Bloodfeud fight.
MAD COW DISEASE handily defeated HILDA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
TSATHOGGUA was devastated by ENTRON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
BENJAMIN was savagely defeated by ANDERS in a 7 minute amateur's Challenge match.
DARK JESTER was overpowered by KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO in a 2 minute one-sided Title struggle.
PURPLE POODLE was viciously subdued by FRIDMYNDR in a 2 minute veteran's competition.
NOBODY YOU KNOW lost to KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute duel.
LEO GUARDSMAN was vanquished by KEISHA in a 3 minute uneven fight.
UDDER DELIGHT vanquished ROYAL BLUSH in a exciting 3 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
ATTABOY was beaten by SMARG DARKBLADE in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
HONEY BOO BOO delivered the death blow upon GOLDEN GLOW in a 2 minute conflict.
KONANN CEE viciously subdued UNCLEAN ONE in a 3 minute one-sided battle.
MCWITTLE handily defeated FULL HOUSE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
COW BELL vanquished KARGHUST in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
HOT DOG lost to ANNEMEHL in a 3 minute fray.
GREEN SNOT savagely defeated SAVAGE WITCH in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
GOLD TOOTH devastated D'ENDRRAH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GARTH savagely defeated KLANG in a exciting 4 minute gory novice's bout.
WAYNE was viciously subdued by OPUS in a tiring 13 minute gory amateur's competition.
CASSANDRA lost to CHARCOAL CHIMP in a 2 minute novice's match.
STACY was handily defeated by ACE HIGH in a 2 minute uneven duel.
ROAD RUNNER was bested by FUSCHSIA FROG in a 2 minute novice's bout.
FOGHORN LEGHORN savagely defeated BLACKJACK in a exciting 4 minute beginner's fight.
MOTHER GOOSE was vanquished by ORANGE OTTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LUKE WARM murdered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         TOTAL PARRY       33 -  21 -  2      61  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -  12 -  1      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         LUNGING ATTACK    35 -  31 -  2      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  17 -  1      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         STRIKING ATTACK   38 -  40 -  1      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   28 -  33 -  4      46  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         BASHING ATTACK    39 -  52 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW         9 -  20 -  0      31  |

Turn 721 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  6         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515       17  11  0  109 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
TOTAL PARRY      DARK JESTER 7438           17  13  1   87 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
STRIKING ATTACK  FRIDMYNDR 7512             13   8  0   83 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MAD COW DISEASE 7493        7   2  1   80 BULLDOGS (157)
LUNGING ATTACK   NOBODY YOU KNOW 7603        8   6  0   72 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
WALL OF STEEL    LEO GUARDSMAN 7317         16  13  0   61 IMMORTALS (85)
BASHING ATTACK   HILDA 7464                 11  10  1   59 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was NASTY ELEMENTAL 7293.  The ten other most popular fighters were ANDERS 7593, 
GARTH 7660, UDDER DELIGHT 7537, FOGHORN LEGHORN 7668, KONANN CEE 7609, FRIDMYNDR 
7512, ATTABOY 7566, KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515, NOBODY YOU KNOW 7603, and SMARG DARKBLADE 
7605.

The least popular fighter this week was OPUS 7667.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WAYNE 7661, BENJAMIN 7663, MOTHER GOOSE 7669, CASSANDRA 7662, D'ENDRRAH 
7632, SAVAGE WITCH 7607, KARGHUST 7620, FULL HOUSE 7653, TSATHOGGUA 7588, and GREY 
STREAK 7673.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PINK PORPOISE (11-7448) ANIMAL FARM (510)