DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/19/2013    Duedate: 05/02/2013

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-722

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO
WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
(11-7515) [18-11-0,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO                HONEY BOO BOO
WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)           REALITY TV (646)
(11-7515) [18-11-0,111]        (11-7645) [6-0-1,54]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO                ATTABOY
WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)           WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
(11-7515) [18-11-0,111]        (11-7566) [11-7-1,47]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FLAGRANT FOWL (649)         49
2. CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)         43      COLORIFIC (511)
3. BULLDOGS (157)              27      Unchartered Team
4. ILLMATIC (626)              20
5. THE HERQULOIDS (644)        18      REALITY TV (646)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*REALITY TV (646)           6   0  1  100   1/ 1 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)     10  5 0
 2- 2*THE FINAL FIVE (642)       4   0  0  100   2/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510)         8  2 1
 3/ 3 COLORIFIC (511)          668 329 23 67.0   3/ 3 BULLDOGS (157)            8  5 0
 4/ 4 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1435 739 51 66.0   4/ 7 IMMORTALS (85)            7  8 1
 5/ 5 BULLDOGS (157)           %1363 922 43 59.6   5/ 8*CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)       7  8 0
 6/ 7 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)     185 149 10 55.4   6/ 4 COLORIFIC (511)           5  4 1
 7/ 6 ILLMATIC (626)            31  26  1 54.4   7/ 5 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)    5  9 0
 8/ 8 FURRY FURY (611)          68  63  4 51.9   8/12*FLAGRANT FOWL (649)       5  9 0
 9/12*CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)       15  15  0 50.0   9/ 9 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      5 10 1
10/ 9 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)    68  71  1 48.9  10/ 6 THE HERQULOIDS (644)      5 10 1
11/11 IMMORTALS (85)           %1034 %1237 82 45.5  11/11*REALITY TV (646)          3  0 1
12/13 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      65  90  4 41.9  12/14 FURRY FURY (611)          3  3 0
13/14 THE HERQULOIDS (644)      38  71  7 34.9  13-10*THE FINAL FIVE (642)      2  0 0
14/16*FLAGRANT FOWL (649)        6  18  0 25.0  14/15 ILLMATIC (626)            1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 360): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 721): KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 721): VORTEX of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 706): BORT of WE BE WAR FLAILS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 708): WHAT? of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 705): SAURON of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 702): COBRA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 703): GENTLEMAN JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 666): CHAD GORAM of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 663): DODO of BIRDS (JE, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 654): KURT COBAIN of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 307): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 548): GYPSY JUNE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 606): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 360): STEEL PROPHETS (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 721): WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 721): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 706): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 708): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 705): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 702): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 703): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 666): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 663): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 654): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 307): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 548): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 606): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 720): PINK PORPOISE of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 706): MEDAN QUIZZAR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 707): JOBERT DONNER of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 702): COBRA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 702): NEOR FEY of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 662): LAVO VAUGN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 654): KURT COBAIN of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                             WHAT WATER? of BASH BROS. WAITRESS (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 653): UNCLE JUNIOR of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CAUSTIC CROCUS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Oooo, ooo, ooo... check it out!  I got my name all over the front page!  Not bad
considering all I ever hear from my manager is that I'm a 'consistent under-
performer'.  Maybe now he'll get off his butt and contact the commision to inquire 
about my skill learns.  He hasn't been keeping track since all my early fights are
missing.
     I would like to take this time to congratulate Smarg Darkblade of the Herquloids
for his victory over Attaboy.  Well done!
     Looking down at those below me I don't expect to retain this position.  But then
again, I didn't expect to get here in the first place, so I guess anything is
possible.

     Life and luck to you all!
Ko            
             Ochi

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  THE HERQULOIDS after a sorry 1-4-0 might want to consider abandoning 
the sands and taking up singing the 'Can't fight no more' blues!  Nothing works for a 
team like victory (How's that for a perceptive observation?) as FLAGRANT FOWL can 
attest...  Say what you will about blind luck and dirty fighting, but CRUCIAL TAUNT 
will tell you 15-15-0 is nothing to laugh at...  Practice pays for TOUCAN SAM, who 
pummelled EMBEZZLING SCRIBE, to pocket 20 points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of 
which, UDDER DELIGHT was winsome, after beating TICKLE ME TIGER and seeing her lose 
14 points.  ENTRON found out that ARUAK CITY isn't a democracy.  You've gotta be the 
best to be Duelmaster here!  Word has it one team in ARUAK CITY is taking speech 
lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     So much to report, so little time!  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the 
lion, so did the "warriors" in ARUAK CITY avoid IMMORTALS.  The warriors of IMMORTALS 
found their efforts at combat frustrated as BULLDOGS apparently had more important 
things to do than fight.  Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and FRIDMYNDR is it 
right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't WRATHMEN DM 20 proud!  Word has it NOBODY 
YOU KNOW suffered a romantic setback.  Note how she challenged TINY MEERKAT, 28 
points hers senior.  TINY MEERKAT had a quite go of it, putting NOBODY YOU KNOW in 
hers place.   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Justice was 
served as FOGHORN LEGHORN fought KARGHUST in bloodfeud.  Well done, FLAGRANT FOWL!  
Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     All good things must come to an end.  My fingers tire and I fear my incessant 
prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character.  Can anything 
compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for ARUAK CITY?  On that giddy note I 
take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515         18  11  0   111       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TINY MEERKAT 7242            10   7  0   104       FURRY FURY (611)
 FRIDMYNDR 7512               14   8  0    95       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
-NY STATE OF MIND 7402        11   2  0    93       ILLMATIC (626)
 UDDER DELIGHT 7537           12   7  0    92       BULLDOGS (157)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAD COW DISEASE 7493          8   2  1    90       BULLDOGS (157)
 DARK JESTER 7438             17  14  1    82       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 PURPLE POODLE 7447           21  11  0    74       BULLDOGS (157)
 KONANN CEE 7609              12  13  1    74       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 NOBODY YOU KNOW 7603          8   7  0    70       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 TICKLE ME TIGER 7391         11   6  1    69       FURRY FURY (611)
 ENTRON 7473                   8  10  0    68       IMMORTALS (85)
-CLARET CRAWDAD 7246          18  13  0    67       ANIMAL FARM (510)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEO GUARDSMAN 7317           17  13  0    64       IMMORTALS (85)
 HILDA 7464                   12  10  1    64       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KEISHA 7584                  10   5  0    62       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 NASTY ELEMENTAL 7293         13  17  1    57       IMMORTALS (85)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HONEY BOO BOO 7645            6   0  1    54       REALITY TV (646)
 ATTABOY 7566                 11   7  1    47       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 ROYAL BLUSH 7555             12   6  0    46       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 TSATHOGGUA 7588               9   7  0    46       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 MCWITTLE 7474                 8  10  1    46       IMMORTALS (85)
 SMARG DARKBLADE 7605          4  12  1    46       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
-GOLD TOOTH 7643               3   1  1    42       COLORIFIC (511)
 COW BELL 7587                 7   8  0    34       BULLDOGS (157)
 ANNEMEHL 7631                 7   4  0    34       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 D'ENDRRAH 7632                4   4  0    33       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 UNCLEAN ONE 7659              4   2  0    30       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 GREEN SNOT 7642               3   2  0    30       COLORIFIC (511)
 CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696           3   1  1    28       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 SAVAGE WITCH 7607             4  12  1    27       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
-ANDERS 7593                   3   0  0    27       THE FINAL FIVE (642)
-HOT DOG 7601                  6   6  1    26       BULLDOGS (157)
 FUSCHSIA FROG 7670            6   0  0    26       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 GARTH 7660                    3   3  0    26       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GREY STREAK 7673              4   1  1    23       COLORIFIC (511)
 KARGHUST 7620                 3   8  2    23       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 STACY 7664                    3   3  0    23       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
 FOGHORN LEGHORN 7668          2   3  0    22       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 TOUCAN SAM 7718               1   0  0    20       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 BENJAMIN 7663                 4   2  0    18       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
 MOTHER GOOSE 7669             2   3  0    16       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 CASSANDRA 7662                2   4  0    16       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
 FUR B. GONE 7630              2   2  0    15       FURRY FURY (611)
 OPUS 7667                     1   4  0    15       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 FULL HOUSE 7653               3   4  0    13       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 WAYNE 7661                    3   3  0    12       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
 ACE HIGH 7690                 3   2  0    11       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 EBONY EYE 7671                1   0  0    11       COLORIFIC (511)
-SAUL 7591                     1   0  0     9       THE FINAL FIVE (642)
 ORANGE OTTER 7716             1   1  0     4       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 KLANG 7695                    0   4  0     4       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 BLACKJACK 7715                0   2  0     2       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TANGERINE TURTLE 7398  16 14 2 ANIMAL FARM 510      DARK JESTER 7438      720   
GOLDEN GLOW 7697        2  1 0 COLORIFIC 511        HONEY BOO BOO 7645    721   
BIG BIRD 7665           0  3 0 FLAGRANT FOWL 649    KARGHUST 7620         720  JUST REVENGED
ROAD RUNNER 7666        0  5 0 FLAGRANT FOWL 649    DARK CHAMPION         722  NONE
DA1 7719                0  1 0 ILLMATIC 626         SHEWISH GIANT         722  NONE
DA2 7720                0  1 0 ILLMATIC 626         STONE GOLEM           722  NONE
JIM DARTON 7694         0  3 0 IMMORTALS 85         GREY STREAK 7673      720  REVENGED
LUKE WARM 7717          1  1 1 IMMORTALS 85         CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696   722   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Aruak City, The Heart And Soul Of Andoria is the fount of Health, Humility, Honor. --
Kennelworth

All -- Hmmmm.  I am sure we had a Duelmaster last round, but I couldn't find a
Duelmaster Column.  Was our fine DM injured?  Was he unable to impart his words to a
secretarial assistant? That would be such a sad, sad day. -- Kennelworth

Congrats to Koochikoochikoo, Duelmaster of Aruak City.  That fine gladiator of
Wrathmen 20 is sure to write a DM Column.  Duelmasters drink free at The Bulldog Inn.
-- Kennelworth, Proprietor

     Do they drink free even if they don't write a column?

Reality TV 5-0-1
The Final Five 4-0-0
Great starts!  And welcome to some terrific teams and managers. -- Kennelworth and
The Bulldogs
P.S.  But we DO wonder how a Final Five could go 4-0?  Final Five Less One?

Annemehl -- You were like an animal all over me, trying to devour the foot-long
remnants.  I guess you must have liked the mustard.  Well, relish the win, pal.  And
kudos. -- Hot Dog, Bulldogs

Karghust -- Ding dong; ding dong. -- Cow Bell, Bulldogs

RIP Golden Glow of Colorifics.  May she fight well in That Great Arena In The Sky. --
Kennelworth and The Bulldogs

Royal Blush -- I took complete delight in that awesome victory over you.  I suspect
the strategy worked and you were embarrassed and blushing at my burgeoning udders? --
Udder Delight, Bulldogs

Fridmyndr -- What's this?  You beat on little doggies?  Shame, shame. -- Purple
Poodle (dialing the ASPCA)

Hilda -- Some days you get the cow; some days you get the disease. -- Mad Cow Disease

Bulldogs -- A 3-2.  Well done.  I am proud of you, but we must do even better to get
our overall w/l record above 60%.  You can do it! -- Kennelworth (reading a page from
Vince Lombardi's biography)

Yo ho ho.  Yon critters 'o mine bea bloody hot!  Aye!  3-0!  This'n ole pirate bea
showin yer Purple People Glutton yon thang 'er two.  Aye. -- Mino, Animal Farm

Mother Goose -- I hope I didn't hurt you as I have the utmost respect for your works.
-- Orange Otter, Animal Farm

Roadrunner -- I can't say it very well, but after than win, I will try.  "Bleat,
bleat."  Nope, Er, "Rivet, rivet."  Nah.  "Beep, beep!"  Got it! -- Fuschsia Frog

Cassandra -- That'll teach you to be a taunter! -- Charcoal Chimp (offering her a
banana)

Arghhhhh!  Mad!  I am angry and everyone will pay.  My wimpy Colorifics go a measly
2-2!  A dirty rotten Reality TV bimbo kills Golden Glow!  YOU WILL ALL PAY! -- Purple
People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Not me, PPE.  I beat up on D'endrrah.  She was easy.  Or was it an "it." -- Gold
Tooth, Proud Colorific

Same here, PPE.  Savage Witch wasn't so mean after all.  When I was done with her,
she was encased in yellowish-greenish stuff.  Looked kinda pretty. -- Green Snot,
Proud Colorific

Nasty Elemental cheated, Boss.  He was way more experienced and had lotsa FEs and
skills and stuff.  He beat me up bad! -- Grey Streak, Proud Colorific

Shut up, Grey Streak, you loser jerkball! -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific
Manager (checking out who's available in DA)

Golden Glow may have been a worthless wimp of a recruit, but she was MINE!
17-9-7-15-15-10-11 mode ST
Honey, you made a boo boo. -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Koochikoochikoo -- You were fantastically brutal that fight!  I guess you really
really wanted that title; far as I'm concerned it couldn't have happened to a better
guy.  Congrats!  Perhaps we'll meet again soon. -- Dark Jester

Mino et al. -- So, I published this big long Duelmaster's column, and Tangerine
Turtle factored heavily into it!  Apparently the powers that be didn't want my column
in there, but here's a pertinent excerpt for you: "...The win came with a price, and
there's the bad news part of it: I killed Tangerine Turtle.  Mino, I must express my
sincerest regrets for slaying a good warrior so close to graduation.  We at the
Carnival have always thought highly of your stable, and notwithstanding Tan's kill of
our Firmament not long back, there really have been no points of friction between us.
I hope he duels well in the Big Carnival Up There, and that his replacement is as
fine a fighter."  So, that's what I tried to say about it.  A bit of advice though:
try putting armor on people when they're fighting at that level.  And tell them to
try not to kill me, cause it seems I kill back.  See you on the sands! -- Dark Jester

Dark Jester -- I may have to drag that weapon into the arena, but I sure do like it.
-- Koochi

Purple Poodle -- You looked a little shaggy, so I thought I'd help out with a little
grooming.  Now you've got that classic 'poodle bob' thing going on.  Much better.
*chuckle* -- Fridmyndr

Leo Guardsman -- There can be only one! -- Keisha

Smarg Darkblade -- If I keep this up I'll be back down in the initiates before I know
it. -- Attaboy

Hot Dog -- Not today. *shaking her head*  Not today. -- Annemehl

To whom it may concern -- Garbage Pail Kids are mine as well.  Primarily for tourneys
so the will have more FE than what is visible.  I'm not saying they're any good, just
that they have hidden FE.  FYI. -- Kharadmon

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ROAD RUNNER was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 2 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
DA2 was dispatched by STONE GOLEM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory Dark Arena brawl.
FOGHORN LEGHORN defeated KARGHUST in a 1 minute Bloodfeud match.
NOBODY YOU KNOW was overpowered by TINY MEERKAT in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
DARK JESTER was viciously subdued by FRIDMYNDR in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
HONEY BOO BOO slimly won victory over ROYAL BLUSH in a 10 minute Challenge duel.
GREEN SNOT slimly lost to MCWITTLE in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
STACY overpowered ORANGE OTTER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
CASSANDRA beat OPUS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BENJAMIN outlasted ACE HIGH in a unpopular 58 minute Challenge match.
CHARCOAL CHIMP easily killed LUKE WARM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO demolished ENTRON in a 1 minute one-sided Title brawl.
MAD COW DISEASE handily defeated KEISHA in a 4 minute one-sided conflict.
PURPLE POODLE viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a unpopular 11 minute bout.
TICKLE ME TIGER was handily defeated by UDDER DELIGHT in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
NASTY ELEMENTAL was devastated by KONANN CEE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LEO GUARDSMAN savagely defeated SMARG DARKBLADE in a 2 minute brutal match.
HILDA overpowered COW BELL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ATTABOY viciously subdued UNCLEAN ONE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory competition.
TSATHOGGUA defeated ANNEMEHL in a exciting 1 minute duel.
SAVAGE WITCH was overpowered by D'ENDRRAH in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
FULL HOUSE was overpowered by GARTH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
WAYNE was defeated by FUR B. GONE in a 1 minute duel.
FUSCHSIA FROG beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute fight.
MOTHER GOOSE vanquished KLANG in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
BLACKJACK was viciously subdued by EBONY EYE in a 2 minute beginner's bout.
TOUCAN SAM handily defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   1 -  0      86  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  11 -  1      61  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         TOTAL PARRY       34 -  25 -  2      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         WALL OF STEEL     20 -  18 -  1      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         LUNGING ATTACK    34 -  33 -  2      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   37 -  37 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   30 -  36 -  5      45  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         BASHING ATTACK    39 -  50 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW         9 -  19 -  0      32  |

Turn 722 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  5         3  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  3                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515       18  11  0  111 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
STRIKING ATTACK  TINY MEERKAT 7242          10   7  0  104 FURRY FURY (611)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MAD COW DISEASE 7493        8   2  1   90 BULLDOGS (157)
TOTAL PARRY      DARK JESTER 7438           17  14  1   82 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
LUNGING ATTACK   NOBODY YOU KNOW 7603        8   7  0   70 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
AIMED BLOW       TICKLE ME TIGER 7391       11   6  1   69 FURRY FURY (611)
WALL OF STEEL    LEO GUARDSMAN 7317         17  13  0   64 IMMORTALS (85)
BASHING ATTACK   HILDA 7464                 12  10  1   64 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ATTABOY 7566.  The ten other most popular fighters were DA1 7719, DA2 7720, 
FRIDMYNDR 7512, EBONY EYE 7671, TSATHOGGUA 7588, FOGHORN LEGHORN 7668, MCWITTLE 7474, 
CASSANDRA 7662, MAD COW DISEASE 7493, and LEO GUARDSMAN 7317.

The least popular fighter this week was BENJAMIN 7663.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ACE HIGH 7690, PURPLE POODLE 7447, ROYAL BLUSH 7555, BLACKJACK 7715, 
KLANG 7695, WAYNE 7661, FULL HOUSE 7653, ANNEMEHL 7631, UNCLEAN ONE 7659, and COW 
BELL 7587.