DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/03/2013    Duedate: 05/16/2013

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-723

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

UDDER DELIGHT
BULLDOGS (157)
(11-7537) [13-7-0,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

UDDER DELIGHT                  HONEY BOO BOO
BULLDOGS (157)                 REALITY TV (646)
(11-7537) [13-7-0,111]         (11-7645) [7-0-1,59]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO                MOTHER GOOSE
WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)           FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
(11-7515) [18-12-0,88]         (11-7669) [2-4-0,16]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BLUE STEEL (655)            45
2. THE JOKER'S WILD (599)      31      COLORIFIC (511)
3. FLAGRANT FOWL (649)         28      Unchartered Team
4. THE HITCHHIKERS (619)       25
5. WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)        20      REALITY TV (646)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*REALITY TV (646)           7   0  1  100   1/ 1 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)     10  5 0
 2- 2*THE FINAL FIVE (642)       4   0  0  100   2/ 8*FLAGRANT FOWL (649)       8  5 0
 3/ 3 COLORIFIC (511)          670 330 23 67.0   3/ 5*CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)       8  7 0
 4/ 0*NICK JR. (627)            18   9  3 66.7   4/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510)         7  2 1
 5/ 4 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1437 740 51 66.0   5/ 3 BULLDOGS (157)            7  5 0
 6/ 0*BLUE STEEL (655)           3   2  0 60.0   6- 4 IMMORTALS (85)            6  4 1
 7/ 5 BULLDOGS (157)           %1364 924 43 59.6   7/ 7 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)    6  9 0
 8/ 6 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)     188 151 10 55.5   8/ 6 COLORIFIC (511)           5  4 0
 9- 7 ILLMATIC (626)            31  26  1 54.4   9/ 9 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      4 11 0
10/ 9*CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)       18  17  0 51.4  10/10 THE HERQULOIDS (644)      4 11 0
11/ 8 FURRY FURY (611)          69  67  4 50.7  11/11*REALITY TV (646)          3  0 1
12/10 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)    72  72  1 50.0  12/ 0*BLUE STEEL (655)          3  2 0
13/ 0 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)    157 171 12 47.9  13/12 FURRY FURY (611)          3  5 0
14-11 IMMORTALS (85)           %1034 %1237 82 45.5  14/ 0*NICK JR. (627)            2  2 1
15/12 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      67  93  4 41.9  15-13*THE FINAL FIVE (642)      1  0 0
16/13 THE HERQULOIDS (644)      39  75  7 34.2  16/ 0 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)     0  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
17/14*FLAGRANT FOWL (649)        9  19  0 32.1  17-14 ILLMATIC (626)            0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Greetings All,

     I've been asked to say some words about our new Team on this, our first ARUAK
CITY turn.  I'm usually a man of few words, except to provide "incentive" to slacking
gladiators!  So let me briefly say something about our team name and then I'll have
one of my fighters speak.
     Our Team is called "Blue Steel."  It is no coincidence that all our weapons have
a "blue" tint.  There is a process to "toughen up metal," originated by the Dwarves,
I think, called, "Bluing."  This is where the steel is partially protected from rust
using a special chemical process.  The result is the creation of our strong, blue-
black weapons with their protective finish.  It so happens that each of my fighters
must complete a similar "rigorous drilling process" that we call, "Bluing."  It is
conducted by my Primus Apprentice and therefore each fighter can attest to many "blue
badges" received during training.  No warrior of mine is allowed in the arena until
they receive their "Protective Finish" certificate.  You may think this is rather
"childish," but please hold off your judgment until we meet in the arena in the weeks
and months ahead.  I'm confident that this team will prove "tough as steel"!
     As promised, I'd like to introduce our only Female fighter--Marag.  She has a
few words (Psst .. Listen close, her accent takes a little getting used to)...
"Awrite competitors!  We ur excited tae join ye in thes large city.  We hae heard
guid things abit thes place.  They say 'at th' Andorian "spirit" is alife an' weel
haur.  Thes is somethin' we hiner tae experience.  Oan behalf ay th' whole team, Ah
say greetings!"
     Thanks, Marag!  She probably said all that needs saying except that we look
forward to testing your metal on the sands!
-- Trim, Manager of BLUE STEEL

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 360): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 722): KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 722): NORIX of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 707): BORT of WE BE WAR FLAILS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 709): GENERAL 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 706): SAURON of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 703): RISELLA PILAF of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 704): GENTLEMAN JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 667): CHAD GORAM of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 664): DODO of BIRDS (JE, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 655): JOUBERT KLEE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 308): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 549): GYPSY JUNE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 607): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 360): STEEL PROPHETS (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 722): WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 722): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 707): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 709): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 706): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 703): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 704): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 667): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 664): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 655): THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 308): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 549): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 607): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 722): SPIKE of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          HARRY MUTT of THE DOG HOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 706): MEDAN QUIZZAR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 706): CANDYMAN of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 702): COBRA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 704): SPECKLE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 654): KURT COBAIN of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                             WHAT WATER? of BASH BROS. WAITRESS (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Another column needed?  Uh... okay.
     Let's see... how about borrowing a page from the Consortium and giving a glimpse
of what we have here in Aruak:

ST:  7, 9, 11, 13, 13
CN:  4, 10, 11, 13, 13
SZ:  5, 7, 7, 11, 14
WT:  15, 17, 17, 17, 17
WL:  13, 17, 17, 17, 21
SP:  6, 8, 8, 12, 13
DF:  7, 11, 13, 15, 17

Too bad numbers don't tell the whole story, eh?

                                          -- Koochi

P.S.  Still haven't received our turn yet (4/26) so no ads this round.  Probably a
good thing.  It will give my manager time to cool off after receiving a challenge he
had issues with.  Something about downchallenging trash....

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Coming up with 
a solid 3-1-0 outing, FLAGRANT FOWL has advanced 6 places in the rankings.  THE 
JOKER'S WILD is no joke as it posted a 4-1-0 week advancing from 7th place to 7th 
place.  Hey everybody, watch out for KEISHA, who flew up 18 points in the rankings 
after mashing TICKLE ME TIGER like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  And falling 
like a basher in the top ten was UNCLEAN ONE, who dropped 15 points after a 
disappointing (to say the least) bout with WAYNE.  What does the Duelmaster and 
Piltdown Man have in common?  They are both the most challenged apes in human 
history!  Heyheyhey!  UDDER DELIGHT got through to the Duelmaster this turn.  No 
doubt she was more than anxious to kick KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO's tail out of the throne!  
It's a proud day for the BULLDOGS stable, as their warrior, UDDER DELIGHT, ascended 
the Duelmaster's throne.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger 
halberd!   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the ARUAK CITY arena.  Here's 
a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad BULLDOGS?  Big bad BULLDOGS.  Big bad 
BULLDOGS.  ARUAK CITY's afraid of the big bad BULLDOGS.  Tra la la la la!  Okay, so I 
may not be funny, but catch CHAOS CARNIVAL's act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem 
to be fairly deft at running from BULLDOGS.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  For those of you who missed it, 
Death showed up, grabbed COW BELL by the ear and took it away to a place where it 
won't need a coat.  Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time is a 
very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     Well, there's the manager of the ARUAK CITY giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Okay, so I may not be the world's 
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  And remember, you 
can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one 
already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UDDER DELIGHT 7537           13   7  0   111       BULLDOGS (157)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRIDMYNDR 7512               15   8  0   110       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
-NY STATE OF MIND 7402        11   2  0    93       ILLMATIC (626)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MAD COW DISEASE 7493          8   2  1    90       BULLDOGS (157)
 TINY MEERKAT 7242            10   8  0    89       FURRY FURY (611)
 KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515         18  12  0    88       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 DARK JESTER 7438             18  14  1    87       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 NOBODY YOU KNOW 7603          9   7  0    83       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 HILDA 7464                   13  10  1    80       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 KEISHA 7584                  11   5  0    80       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 PURPLE POODLE 7447           21  12  0    75       BULLDOGS (157)
-ENTRON 7473                   8  10  0    68       IMMORTALS (85)
-CLARET CRAWDAD 7246          18  13  0    67       ANIMAL FARM (510)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LEO GUARDSMAN 7317           17  13  0    64       IMMORTALS (85)
 KONANN CEE 7609              12  14  1    63       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 HONEY BOO BOO 7645            7   0  1    59       REALITY TV (646)
 ATTABOY 7566                 12   7  1    58       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 TICKLE ME TIGER 7391         11   7  1    58       FURRY FURY (611)
 BLUE'S CLUES 7407             5   1  0    58       NICK JR. (627)
-NASTY ELEMENTAL 7293         13  17  1    57       IMMORTALS (85)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROYAL BLUSH 7555             13   6  0    49       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 SMARG DARKBLADE 7605          5  12  1    49       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 TSATHOGGUA 7588               9   8  0    46       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
-MCWITTLE 7474                 8  10  1    46       IMMORTALS (85)
 FRANKLIN 7409                 4   2  2    43       NICK JR. (627)
-GOLD TOOTH 7643               3   1  1    42       COLORIFIC (511)
-HOTBLACK DESIATO 7540         7  10  3    41       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANNEMEHL 7631                 7   5  0    33       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 WINNY 7408                    4   1  0    32       NICK JR. (627)
 D'ENDRRAH 7632                4   5  0    31       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
-GREEN SNOT 7642               3   2  0    30       COLORIFIC (511)
 TOUCAN SAM 7718               2   0  0    30       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 FOGHORN LEGHORN 7668          3   3  0    29       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GREY STREAK 7673              5   1  1    28       COLORIFIC (511)
 SAVAGE WITCH 7607             4  13  1    28       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
-CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696           3   1  1    28       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-ANDERS 7593                   3   0  0    27       THE FINAL FIVE (642)
-HOT DOG 7601                  6   6  1    26       BULLDOGS (157)
 WAYNE 7661                    4   3  0    26       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
 OPUS 7667                     2   4  0    26       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 CASSANDRA 7662                3   4  0    25       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
 KARGHUST 7620                 3   9  2    24       THE HERQULOIDS (644)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FUSCHSIA FROG 7670            6   1  0    23       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 BENJAMIN 7663                 5   2  0    22       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
 STACY 7664                    3   4  0    22       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
 EBONY EYE 7671                2   0  0    18       COLORIFIC (511)
 ACE HIGH 7690                 4   2  0    17       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 TUCK 7411                     3   3  1    17       NICK JR. (627)
 GARTH 7660                    3   4  0    16       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
 MOTHER GOOSE 7669             2   4  0    16       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 UNCLEAN ONE 7659              4   3  0    15       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 BLISTER 7728                  1   0  0    15       BLUE STEEL (655)
 FULL HOUSE 7653               3   5  0    14       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 ORANGE OTTER 7716             2   1  0    14       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 EGLIN 7730                    1   0  0    11       BLUE STEEL (655)
 LEMON LAMB 7722               1   0  0    10       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 TWISTY TURTLE 7734            1   0  0    10       FURRY FURY (611)
 FUR B. GONE 7630              2   3  0     9       FURRY FURY (611)
 ANNAEL 7732                   1   0  0     9       BLUE STEEL (655)
-SAUL 7591                     1   0  0     9       THE FINAL FIVE (642)
 BLACKJACK 7715                1   2  0     7       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 HUMMA KAVULA 7698             0   1  0     5       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 COLIN 7678                    0   1  0     5       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 KLANG 7695                    0   5  0     5       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 WOOTZ 7729                    0   1  0     5       BLUE STEEL (655)
 MARAG 7731                    0   1  0     5       BLUE STEEL (655)
 BLUE BLOOD 7721               0   1  0     1       COLORIFIC (511)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TANGERINE TURTLE 7398  16 14 2 ANIMAL FARM 510      DARK JESTER 7438      720   
COW BELL 7587           7  9 0 BULLDOGS 157         FRANKLIN 7409         723   
GOLDEN GLOW 7697        2  1 0 COLORIFIC 511        HONEY BOO BOO 7645    721   
BIG BIRD 7665           0  3 0 FLAGRANT FOWL 649    KARGHUST 7620         720  JUST REVENGED
DAX 7733                0  1 0 FURRY FURY 611       DARK CHAMPION         723  NONE
JIM DARTON 7694         0  3 0 IMMORTALS 85         GREY STREAK 7673      720  REVENGED
LUKE WARM 7717          1  1 1 IMMORTALS 85         CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696   722   
SPACE DUST 7707         0  1 0 THE HITCHHIKERS 619  DEVELLAN JARA         723  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Koochikoochikoo -- It is still plastered!  Well done, Duelmaster.  We salute one fine
repeat DM!  Duelmasters drink free at The Bulldog Inn. -- Kennelworth, Proprietor
P.S.  And a spiffy DM Column to boot!  What a champ!

Spymaster -- Of course Duelmasters get free drinks, even if they don't write a DM
Column.  They also get dissed if they don't.  The good ones do. -- Kennelworth

Kharadmon -- Ahhhh.  Garbage Pails are yours?  Throughout Alastari?  I didn't know
that.  I love the name, partner. -- Kennelworth (and others)

Benjamin and Ace High -- You guys certainly had your moment.  Or should I say
moments?  Lots of moments!  58 minutes?  Fifty-eight?  Hmmmmmmm.  You guys are very,
very enduring.  Kudos. (I guess?) -- Kennelworth

Hilda -- You dang well showed me who the best whapper is!  Ouch!  I salute you. --
Cow Bell (dented with ringer in need of repair)

All -- Hah!  I am alive.  That's what not fighting does for oneself!  I was visiting
a wiener factory. -- Hot Dog

Keisha -- One of us had to get lucky and one had to get "The Rub Of The Green."  It
is always a treat to find another like oneself. -- Mad Cow Disease

Convicted Assassin -- Don't give up your day job. -- Purple Poodle

     This is his day job.

Tickle Me Tiger -- That was a grimm one for you, eh? -- Udder Delight

All -- I hope you had success in The Mailer and brought home glory to The Heart And
Soul Of Andoria. -- Kennelworth (having not seen the results at the time of this
penning)

Health.  Humility.  Honor. -- Kennelworth

Dark Jester -- What a nice note about Tangerine Turtle.  Thanks for sharing that.
Not surprisingly, we Animal Farm critters had you pegged in that fashion.  All
Consortiumites admire and respect your Chaos Carnival team, and no malice has ever
been felt.  Good luck to you. -- The Animal Farm Critters

Aye, Dark Jester.  What me rapscallions say.  Aye. -- Mino

Dartor -- Me matey, yon Charcoal Chimp bea real sad.  Both yon ape 'n this'n ole
pirate apolergize.  Aye. -- Mino (showing true compassion and sorrow)

Luke Warm -- Oh, no!  I didn't want that!  I just wanted to win some bananas.  Not
deadly blood.  I am sooooooo sorry. -- Charcoal Chimp (seemingly depressed and out-
of-it in the corner of his cage)

Roadrunner -- I hope I did not cause any part of your decision to go fight the Dark
Champion.  I liked you and was hoping you would take a chance and kiss me and turn me
back into....  Oh, well, Shucks! -- Fuschsia Frog

Embezzling Scribe -- Take that!  Why couldn't it have been you rather than
Roadrunner? -- Fuschia Frog (sobbing big toady tears)

     Because I have friends in high places. -- E. Scribe

Stacy -- You really spracked me.  I felt like a fish out of water. -- Orange Otter

Crucial Taunt, The Joker's Wild -- What kind of fighters take 58 minutes to win like
a warrior?  What a joke!  Buncha pansy bikini mud wrestlers putting on a T&A show!
Makes me want to puke! -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Colorifics -- Your 1-1 record this round makes me want to puke, too!  Buncha namby-
pambies! -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Blackjack -- When it comes to black, I am the superior, and don't you ever forget
that! -- Ebony Eyes, Proud Colorific

McWhittle -- Wow!  Well done.  I salute your talent, Buddy! -- Green Snot

Green -- You make me want to vomit!  We are Colorifics!  We DO NOT praise the enemy.
You jerk! -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager (Thinking no wonder his
team only went 1-1 while those hated <cut off, probably by hal>

Ahem.  As a proud citizen of Bloom County and a fine specimen of my penguin race I
officially declare that I need to start winning.  Thank you for your attention, you
may now continue to go about your business. -- Opus

Karghust -- I say, it sure was fun to fight ya, boy.  Say, if you ain't so busy as a
caterpillar in a toe counting contest, I may have to challenge you again, you know,
for the sake scientificatin'. -- Foghorn Leghorn

Klang -- My, my, what a silly name.  Once you were out, I read stories to the arena
crowd.  They really didn't appreciate it too much... -- Mother Goose

Ah Aruak City -- Follow your nose, it always knows... the fruity taste of... well...
anyway, um... glad to be making your acquaintance. -- Toucan Sam

Fridmyndr -- Yikes!  I *so* deserved that beating, but you were my only challenge.
Salute! -- Dark Jester

Attaboy -- You really put the hurt on my golem, but he's a tough sucker, isn't he? --
Uncle Nurgle

Kennelworth -- A DM column was sent, but not printed--refer to the Jester's personal
last turn. -- Uncle Nurgle

     hal has a problem with html and other kinds of formatting.  Plain text!  Please.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DAX was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SPACE DUST was butchered by DEVELLAN JARA in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
UDDER DELIGHT handily defeated KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO in a 1 minute Challenge Title match.
PURPLE POODLE slimly lost to DARK JESTER in a slow 24 minute master's Challenge brawl.
NOBODY YOU KNOW overpowered KONANN CEE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
TSATHOGGUA lost to HONEY BOO BOO in a 3 minute bloody Challenge fight.
D'ENDRRAH was narrowly defeated by SMARG DARKBLADE in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
OPUS defeated GARTH in a 4 minute Challenge melee.
FOGHORN LEGHORN won victory over KARGHUST in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
EBONY EYE won victory over FUR B. GONE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
GREY STREAK won victory over STACY in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
ORANGE OTTER overpowered KLANG in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
TOUCAN SAM savagely defeated SAVAGE WITCH in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
FRIDMYNDR handily defeated TINY MEERKAT in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
TICKLE ME TIGER was demolished by KEISHA in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
HILDA handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
WINNY was vanquished by ATTABOY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
BLUE'S CLUES handily defeated FUSCHSIA FROG in a 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
ROYAL BLUSH outwaited ANNEMEHL in a tiresome 8 minute fight.
COW BELL was killed by FRANKLIN in a 2 minute bout.
UNCLEAN ONE was narrowly defeated by WAYNE in a tiring 12 minute bloody match.
FULL HOUSE was devastated by CASSANDRA in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BENJAMIN luckily beat MOTHER GOOSE in a exciting 7 minute duel.
ACE HIGH narrowly defeated TUCK in a crowd boring 16 minute fray.
BLACKJACK overcame MARAG in a 1 minute novice's contest.
HUMMA KAVULA was subdued by EGLIN in a 4 minute novice's fight.
COLIN was viciously subdued by ANNAEL in a 3 minute gruesome novice's match.
BLISTER overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WOOTZ was vanquished by LEMON LAMB in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BLUE BLOOD was handily defeated by TWISTY TURTLE in a 2 minute uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   1 -  1      88  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -  10 -  1      62  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         TOTAL PARRY       40 -  28 -  2      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         WALL OF STEEL     22 -  19 -  1      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         STRIKING ATTACK   39 -  36 -  0      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         LUNGING ATTACK    37 -  35 -  2      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK   29 -  41 -  5      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    35 -  50 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW         8 -  20 -  0      29  |

Turn 723 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  6         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        8 -  3     AIMED BLOW         0 -  3         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  3                                       2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  4                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  UDDER DELIGHT 7537         13   7  0  111 BULLDOGS (157)
SLASHING ATTACK  KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515       18  12  0   88 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
TOTAL PARRY      DARK JESTER 7438           18  14  1   87 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
LUNGING ATTACK   NOBODY YOU KNOW 7603        9   7  0   83 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
BASHING ATTACK   HILDA 7464                 13  10  1   80 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    KEISHA 7584                11   5  0   80 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
WALL OF STEEL    HONEY BOO BOO 7645          7   0  1   59 REALITY TV (646)
AIMED BLOW       TICKLE ME TIGER 7391       11   7  1   58 FURRY FURY (611)
PARRY-STRIKE     FRANKLIN 7409               4   2  2   43 NICK JR. (627)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MOTHER GOOSE 7669.  The ten other most popular fighters were STACY 7664, 
TSATHOGGUA 7588, GARTH 7660, HUMMA KAVULA 7698, NOBODY YOU KNOW 7603, FOGHORN LEGHORN 
7668, COW BELL 7587, UDDER DELIGHT 7537, HONEY BOO BOO 7645, and SMARG DARKBLADE 
7605.

The least popular fighter this week was PURPLE POODLE 7447.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DARK JESTER 7438, ACE HIGH 7690, TUCK 7411, UNCLEAN ONE 7659, 
ROYAL BLUSH 7555, ANNEMEHL 7631, WAYNE 7661, WOOTZ 7729, EGLIN 7730, and MARAG 7731.