DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/31/2013    Duedate: 06/13/2013

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-725

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KEISHA
WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
(11-7584) [13-5-0,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MAD COW DISEASE                HONEY BOO BOO
BULLDOGS (157)                 REALITY TV (646)
(11-7493) [10-2-1,114]         (11-7645) [8-1-1,74]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO                BLUE'S CLUES
WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)           NICK JR. (627)
(11-7515) [19-13-0,76]         (11-7407) [6-1-0,62]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE JOKER'S WILD (599)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FURRY FURY (611)            67
2. THE FINAL FIVE (642)        38      COLORIFIC (511)
3. THE HERQULOIDS (644)        30      Unchartered Team
4. COLORIFIC (511)             26
5. FLAGRANT FOWL (649)         25      REALITY TV (646)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*REALITY TV (646)           8   1  1 88.9   1/ 1 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)   11  4 0
 2/ 3*NICK JR. (627)            21  10  3 67.7   2/ 3 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)      9  6 0
 3/ 2 COLORIFIC (511)          676 330 23 67.2   3/ 7 COLORIFIC (511)           8  1 0
 4/ 5 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1442 742 51 66.0   4/ 6*FLAGRANT FOWL (649)       8  6 0
 5/ 6 BULLDOGS (157)           %1369 929 43 59.6   5/ 2 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      8  7 0
 6/ 4*THE FINAL FIVE (642)       8   6  0 57.1   6/ 5 ANIMAL FARM (510)         7  3 0
 7/ 7 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)     194 155 10 55.6   7/10 FURRY FURY (611)          7  7 0
 8/ 8 ILLMATIC (626)            32  28  1 53.3   8/ 9*BLUE STEEL (655)          7  8 0
 9/10 FURRY FURY (611)          75  70  4 51.7   9/ 8 BULLDOGS (157)            6  7 0
10/ 9 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)    79  75  1 51.3  10/13*NICK JR. (627)            5  3 1
11-11*CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)       20  20  0 50.0  11- 4*CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)       5  5 0
12/ 0 LORDS OF CHAOS (556)     125 128  5 49.4  12/14*THE FINAL FIVE (642)      4  6 0
13-13 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)    157 171 12 47.9  13/15 THE HERQULOIDS (644)      3 12 1
14/12*BLUE STEEL (655)           7   8  0 46.7  14/12*REALITY TV (646)          2  1 0
15/14 IMMORTALS (85)           %1036 %1243 82 45.5  15/11 IMMORTALS (85)            2  6 0
16/15 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      73  97  4 42.9  16/17 ILLMATIC (626)            1  2 0
17/16*FLAGRANT FOWL (649)       14  24  0 36.8  17/ 0 LORDS OF CHAOS (556)      1  3 0
18/17 THE HERQULOIDS (644)      41  83  8 33.1  18-16*WRATHMEN II (656)         0  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0 INQUISITION GC 03 (519)    3   8  0 27.3  19-18 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)     0  3 0
20-18*WRATHMEN II (656)          0   4  0  0.0  20/19*BAYVIEW ESTATE (654)      0  2 0
21/19*BAYVIEW ESTATE (654)       0   2  0  0.0  21/ 0 INQUISITION GC 03 (519)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 361): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 724): UDDER DELIGHT of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 724): VORTEX of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 709): BORT of WE BE WAR FLAILS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 711): ARE YOU DONE, YET? Of BASH BROS. BOSS (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 708): SAURON of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 705): MISS CATTY of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 706): BO CARTER of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 669): CASSIE DONNE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 666): RAMBLING ROSE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 657): IRVIN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 551): GYPSY JUNE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 262): KHARAS of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 609): KHRISTOPHER of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 361): STEEL PROPHETS (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 724): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 724): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 709): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 711): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 708): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 705): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 706): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 669): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 666): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 657): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 551): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 262): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 609): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 723): LARGE MARGE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 710): SERGEANT 4 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 665): FDNY of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): GLOATING GARDENIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     It's me AGAIN!  Udder Delight with all my assets is Duelmaster of Aruak City.
AGAIN.  And I whooped NY State Of Mind, a Bulldog nemesis.  Wow!  Life is
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
     I have so little else to say, so Kennelworth allowed me to post this bulldog
birth info.  By the way, he rates us (birth rating) A, B, C, C, C-.
ST   9.10.11.16.17
CN   5,9,11,12,15
SZ   7,9,11,16,16
WT   6,10,17,17,21
WL   7,9,9,19,20
SP   3.5.8.8.14
DF   10,13,13,17,20
     You will never, never, never guess what my stats are!  Never.
                   Udder Delight, DMII

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon ARUAK CITY, 
for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  Those betting on CRUCIAL TAUNT lost their 
shirt, as CRUCIAL TAUNT lost their fighting abilities:  0-0-0.  Nothing works for a 
team like victory (How's that for a perceptive observation?) as COLORIFIC can 
attest...  Say what you will about blind luck and dirty fighting, but NICK JR. will 
tell you 21-10-3 is nothing to laugh at...  Practice pays for HILDA, who pummelled 
KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO, to pocket 23 points.  KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO certainly had a baffled 
expression on his face, after losing to HILDA and losing 17 points in the process!  
The arena was more crowded than usual this time, as KEISHA faced ARUAK CITY's 
Duelmaster.  What can be a greater victory?  KEISHA has taken hers place as the top, 
as ARUAK CITY's new Duelmaster.  So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable 
walls and challenging dead trees?  Someone's got a basic problem...   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Perhaps the warriors of COLORIFIC 
should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  The warriors of 
COLORIFIC found their efforts at combat frustrated as IMMORTALS apparently had more 
important things to do than fight.  If challenges were horses, TINY MEERKAT could 
open up a fast food joint!  PURPLE POODLE found himself challenged by a warrior 23 
below:  TICKLE ME TIGER.  TICKLE ME TIGER of FURRY FURY kept hers wits as she beat 
PURPLE POODLE.   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  The audience 
gave a nice round of rasberries to TSATHOGGUA of CHAOS CARNIVAL, for expiring in such 
an ungraceful fashion.  10-9-0, indeed!  Questions are being raised about the 
disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A certain tavern in ARUAK CITY would I 
avoid!   
     All good things must come to an end.  As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond 
my control, I must take my leave of this place.  ARUAK CITY, I leave you now.  The 
Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Bulldog Inn.  'Til next time-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KEISHA 7584                  13   5  0   107       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAD COW DISEASE 7493         10   2  1   114       BULLDOGS (157)
 TINY MEERKAT 7242            12   8  0   102       FURRY FURY (611)
 HILDA 7464                   14  11  1   101       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 UDDER DELIGHT 7537           14   8  0    96       BULLDOGS (157)
 NY STATE OF MIND 7402        12   3  0    95       ILLMATIC (626)
 CLARET CRAWDAD 7246          20  13  0    92       ANIMAL FARM (510)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TICKLE ME TIGER 7391         12   8  1    90       FURRY FURY (611)
 ELMER FUDD 6401              21  25  1    89       LORDS OF CHAOS (556)
 NOBODY YOU KNOW 7603         10   8  0    89       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 DARK JESTER 7438             19  15  1    87       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 FRIDMYNDR 7512               15  10  0    85       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KONANN CEE 7609              13  15  2    82       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 PURPLE POODLE 7447           22  13  0    79       BULLDOGS (157)
 KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515         19  13  0    76       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 ATTABOY 7566                 14   7  1    75       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 HONEY BOO BOO 7645            8   1  1    74       REALITY TV (646)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEO GUARDSMAN 7317           17  15  0    66       IMMORTALS (85)
 COOKIE MONSTER 6490           7   3  0    66       LORDS OF CHAOS (556)
 BLUE'S CLUES 7407             6   1  0    62       NICK JR. (627)
 NASTY ELEMENTAL 7293         13  19  1    59       IMMORTALS (85)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MCWITTLE 7474                10  10  1    56       IMMORTALS (85)
 ROYAL BLUSH 7555             15   6  0    55       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 ENTRON 7473                   8  12  0    55       IMMORTALS (85)
 FRANKLIN 7409                 5   2  2    52       NICK JR. (627)
 ANDERS 7593                   5   0  0    48       THE FINAL FIVE (642)
 SMARG DARKBLADE 7605          5  14  1    46       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 POTATO HEAD JR 6391           9  12  0    43       LORDS OF CHAOS (556)
 HOT DOG 7601                  7   7  1    42       BULLDOGS (157)
 EBONY EYE 7671                4   0  0    42       COLORIFIC (511)
-GOLD TOOTH 7643               3   1  1    42       COLORIFIC (511)
-HOTBLACK DESIATO 7540         7  10  3    41       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
-GREEN SNOT 7642               4   2  0    37       COLORIFIC (511)
 BARGAIN BASEMENT 6388         9   7  0    36       LORDS OF CHAOS (556)
-GREY STREAK 7673              6   1  1    34       COLORIFIC (511)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GLADIATORZ 5771               3   6  0    33       INQUISITION GC 03 (519)
 FOGHORN LEGHORN 7668          4   4  0    31       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 ANNEMEHL 7631                 8   6  0    30       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 ACE HIGH 7690                 6   2  0    30       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 SAVAGE WITCH 7607             4  15  1    30       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 MOTHER GOOSE 7669             4   4  0    30       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 UNCLEAN ONE 7659              6   3  0    29       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
-CASSANDRA 7662                4   4  0    29       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
-CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696           3   1  1    28       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 TOUCAN SAM 7718               2   2  0    28       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 D'ENDRRAH 7632                5   6  0    27       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 OPUS 7667                     3   5  0    27       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
-BENJAMIN 7663                 6   2  0    26       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
 KARGHUST 7620                 3  11  2    26       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 FUR B. GONE 7630              3   4  0    25       FURRY FURY (611)
 TUCK 7411                     4   3  1    24       NICK JR. (627)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FUSCHSIA FROG 7670            7   2  0    23       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 BLUE BLOOD 7721               2   1  0    23       COLORIFIC (511)
-ORANGE OTTER 7716             3   1  0    22       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 WINNY 7408                    4   2  0    21       NICK JR. (627)
 LEMON LAMB 7722               2   1  0    20       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 SAUL 7591                     2   1  0    20       THE FINAL FIVE (642)
 MARAG 7731                    1   2  0    20       BLUE STEEL (655)
 ELLEN 7594                    1   1  0    20       THE FINAL FIVE (642)
 FULL HOUSE 7653               4   6  0    18       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
-WAYNE 7661                    4   4  0    16       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
 BLISTER 7728                  2   1  0    16       BLUE STEEL (655)
 EGLIN 7730                    2   1  0    15       BLUE STEEL (655)
-GARTH 7660                    3   5  0    14       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
-STACY 7664                    3   5  0    14       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
-RED PEPPER 6561               2   1  0    13       LORDS OF CHAOS (556)
 RACOON IN PANTS 7752          1   0  0    13       FURRY FURY (611)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TWISTY TURTLE 7734            2   1  0    11       FURRY FURY (611)
 KLANG 7695                    1   6  0    11       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 ANNAEL 7732                   1   2  0    11       BLUE STEEL (655)
 BLACKJACK 7715                2   3  0     9       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 WOOTZ 7729                    1   2  0     9       BLUE STEEL (655)
 WOODSY OWL 7741               1   1  0     6       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
-HUMMA KAVULA 7698             0   1  0     5       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
-MELEE 5778                    0   1  0     5       INQUISITION GC 03 (519)
-COLIN 7678                    0   1  0     5       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 DOGGY BAG 7740                0   2  0     2       BULLDOGS (157)
 STALLION 7723                 0   2  0     2       BAYVIEW ESTATE (654)
-SHEA 7738                     0   1  0     1       WRATHMEN II (656)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
COW BELL 7587           7  9 0 BULLDOGS 157         FRANKLIN 7409         723   
TSATHOGGUA 7588        10  9 0 CHAOS CARNIVAL 631   KONANN CEE 7609       725   
GOLDEN GLOW 7697        2  1 0 COLORIFIC 511        HONEY BOO BOO 7645    721  NOT REVENGED
LUKE WARM 7717          1  1 1 IMMORTALS 85         CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696   722   
DA1 7753                0  1 0 THE FINAL FIVE 642   DEVELLAN JARA         725  NONE
DA2 7754                0  1 0 THE FINAL FIVE 642   DARK CHAMPION         725  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

So many dead.  The Dark Arena was way too busy.  We will miss you one and all--
Teresa, Samantha, DA1, Brandi, and Tori.  We hope you are better treated in the
afterlife than you were in this one. -- Kennelworth

Udder Delight -- I salute you.  You have achieved beyond my wildest expectations.
Two Duelmaster Titles!  Hip, hip.  Duelmasters drink free at The Bulldog Inn. --
Kennelworth, Proprietor

Final Five -- Well done, guys!  Very well done!  I was pleased with and thought my
Bulldog 49 point gain was terrific, but then you came along with 58 BIG points and
showed us all who is boss.  Kudos! -- Kennelworth and The Bulldogs

Woodsy Owl -- Next time I will bring my pooper scooper as a weapon, you meanie! --
Doggy Bag

Royal Blush -- I went ten rounds?  What's gotten into me?  Uh, you were better and I
hope you fall asleep at the dinner table and drop your face into a bowl of mustard!
Yes! -- Hot Dog

Hot Dog -- That is a little harsh for a Bulldog, don't you think?  Perhaps you should
have said catsup? -- Kennelworth (in somewhat humorous form)

     Surely not!  Mustard stains are much worse than catsup.

Fridmyndr -- Kennelworth warned me not to make that challenge, but I was pretty
confident.  My instincts pair off.  I hope I didn't make you too sick. -- Mad Cow
Disease

Hilda -- That was fun!  I knew I had you when you stepped in the purple poo and
gasped! -- Purple Poodle (Who is good at making purple puddles.)

NY State Of Mind -- I beat you?!  I am mind boggled! (and delighted!) -- Udder
Delight

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  The Heart And Soul Of Andoria awaits us. -- Kennelworth

Ahoy, me mates.  Yon critters done 4-0!  Take that ye dastardly Purple People Eater.
Ye take that!  Aye. -- Mino

Konan Cee -- I didn't expect that!  I was sure you would out dance and outshout me.
But... -- Claret Crawdad

Elgin -- I think that matchup was a little unfair for you.  The MUGs (Match-Up Gods)
of Aruak City are quite the fickle bunch and seem to enjoy playing tricks on us poor
gladiators. -- Fuschia Frog (happy for the win, regardless)

     It's part of their job description: Encourage gladiators to issue challenges.

Annael -- Thanks for the challenge; I needed the win. -- Lemon Lamb (Doing everything
he can to avoid becoming lamb chops)

Twisty Turtle -- Tsk, tsk.  I guess you thought I would be easy?  You failed to
realize that you are a mere turtle and I AM an otter! -- Orange Otter

Well done, Colorifics!  Finally you have fought up to my expectations!  4-0!  Mino
and his critters can take that in their pipes and smoke it! -- Purple People Eater,
Proud Colorific Manager

Shea was easy, Boss.  After all, she is only a Wrathman. -- Blue Blood, Proud
Colorific

Garth -- Perhaps now you understand never to cross my path? -- Ebony Eye, Proud
Colorific

Foghorn Leghorn -- Well, at least you talk and act funny. -- Grey Streak, Proud
Colorific

Saul -- Your king doesn't scare me.  I left you on the arena floor covered in snot.
Green snot.  Har har har. -- Green Snot

Mother Goose -- Ooch!  Aam still hurtin' frae uir match!  Wish th' story hud ended
differently wi' a win fur me.  But congratulations oan a guid barnie! -- Marag

Fuschsia Frog -- You were challenged with the idea I could learn from you, but
nothing!  It was a long (13 mins!), but very close fight.  I give you credit for
hanging in there.  I guess your extra experience shows.  Maybe I'll beat you next
time. -- Eglin

Klang -- I rang your bell!  Thanks for the learns.  Maybe next time you should try
swinging your weapon. -- Wootz!

Lemon Lamb -- You fight well!  That's two team losses in two turns.  Maybe I'll train
my guys harder before we meet again!  Good fight. -- Trim, Mgr. of Blue Steel

Tsathoggua -- My manger told me the learns were worth the beating.  Easy for him to
say! -- Annemehl

Dark Jester -- Gotta love karma. -- Fridmyndr

Entron -- The mugs are curel at times. -- Koochi

Mad Cow Disease -- Excellent fight!  Well done. -- Keisha

Unclean One -- You definately smell like a Carney! -- Attaboy

Udder Delight -- Your delightful udders had me mesmerized.  That's an unfair
advantage!  Congratulations, Duelmaster. -- Koochi

Tiny Meerkat -- If you're the tiny one, I sure don't want to run into any of your
siblings. -- Fridmyndr

Tickle Me Tiger -- What an excellent teacher you are.  You get an apple. -- Keisha

Winny -- Sorry, Poo.  No honey for you. -- Attaboy

Royal Blush -- That was uneventful. -- Annemehl

Blue Steel -- Welcome to Aruak City!  Glad to have you here. -- Kharadmon, mgr
Wrathmen

Hmmm...  My strategies made it but my personal ads didn't.  Strange since they were
sent in the same envelope.  Hopefully they appear this time. -- Kharadmon

Kennelworth -- Situation has been resolved via diplomatic means.  The Heart and Soul
of Andoria still shines bright. -- Kharadmon

Hey, Nurgle, congrats on the 5-0! -- Kharadmon

Mad Cow Disease -- Well done!  Looks like I let my avoids slip. -- Fridmyndr

Honey Boo Boo -- No more pressure on remaining perfect.  You're welcome. -- Koochi

Nasty Elemental -- I bet you're thinking "Isn't it a little late in the game for that
one?"  Yep.  My thoughts exactly. -- Attaboy

Anders -- Nice recovery. -- Annemehl

Blue Blood -- Keep looking.  As you saw, mine is red. -- Shea

Tickle Me Tiger -- A brave challenge, and a salute to you! -- Dark Jester

Bulldogs -- Condolences from all of the Carnival on the loss of your Cow Bell.  Ask
not for whom the Cow Bell tolls--we'll ring some form of bell for a fallen fighter.
-- Uncle Nurgle

Hmm, how many 5-0 turns is that?  Not nearly enough of course, but very nice job,
carnies! -- Uncle Nurgle

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA2 was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was slaughtered by DEVELLAN JARA in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
HONEY BOO BOO demolished ENTRON in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
KEISHA bested UDDER DELIGHT in a popular 3 minute veteran's Challenge Title contest.
DARK JESTER was savagely defeated by TINY MEERKAT in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
TICKLE ME TIGER overpowered PURPLE POODLE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
TSATHOGGUA was easily killed by KONANN CEE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
EBONY EYE vanquished WINNY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
FUSCHSIA FROG was outwaited by ACE HIGH in a slow 17 minute gory Challenge duel.
FOGHORN LEGHORN beat KARGHUST in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
MOTHER GOOSE savagely defeated SAVAGE WITCH in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
FUR B. GONE demolished BLACKJACK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
OPUS bested BLISTER in a 3 minute veteran vs. amateur Challenge battle.
MARAG luckily beat ELLEN in a 3 minute bloody Challenge conflict.
DOGGY BAG was defeated by KLANG in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
WOODSY OWL was defeated by SAUL in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
BLUE BLOOD vanquished WOOTZ in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
LEMON LAMB was unbelievably bested by UNCLEAN ONE in a 7 minute Challenge brawl.
STALLION was defeated by EGLIN in a 4 minute Challenge bout.
MAD COW DISEASE subdued NOBODY YOU KNOW in a 2 minute veteran's bout.
KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO was overpowered by HILDA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ELMER FUDD was beaten by CLARET CRAWDAD in a exciting 1 minute expert's fight.
FRIDMYNDR was beaten by NY STATE OF MIND in a 2 minute expert's fray.
ATTABOY handily defeated NASTY ELEMENTAL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BLUE'S CLUES savagely defeated BARGAIN BASEMENT in a popular 4 minute gruesome fight.
LEO GUARDSMAN was overpowered by COOKIE MONSTER in a 3 minute gory uneven fight.
FRANKLIN luckily beat POTATO HEAD JR in a action packed 3 minute brutal match.
MCWITTLE slimly won victory over TOUCAN SAM in a 3 minute gory fray.
ROYAL BLUSH overcame SMARG DARKBLADE in a action packed 5 minute master's bout.
ANDERS overpowered D'ENDRRAH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ANNEMEHL viciously subdued ANNAEL in a 2 minute gory fray.
GLADIATORZ was overpowered by HOT DOG in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FULL HOUSE was defeated by TUCK in a 3 minute bout.
TWISTY TURTLE beat MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute beginner's bout.
RACOON IN PANTS demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     14         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -   3 -  1      77  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-RIPOSTE     20 -  10 -  1      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         TOTAL PARRY       52 -  36 -  2      59  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         WALL OF STEEL     26 -  24 -  1      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         STRIKING ATTACK   40 -  41 -  0      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  41 -  1      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         SLASHING ATTACK   30 -  42 -  5      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    33 -  48 -  2      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         AIMED BLOW        12 -  22 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  10 -  0      29  |

Turn 725 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  4         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
AIMED BLOW         4 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  6         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        9 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  6         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    KEISHA 7584                13   5  0  107 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
STRIKING ATTACK  TINY MEERKAT 7242          12   8  0  102 FURRY FURY (611)
BASHING ATTACK   HILDA 7464                 14  11  1  101 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
LUNGING ATTACK   NY STATE OF MIND 7402      12   3  0   95 ILLMATIC (626)
AIMED BLOW       CLARET CRAWDAD 7246        20  13  0   92 ANIMAL FARM (510)
TOTAL PARRY      DARK JESTER 7438           19  15  1   87 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
SLASHING ATTACK  KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515       19  13  0   76 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
WALL OF STEEL    HONEY BOO BOO 7645          8   1  1   74 REALITY TV (646)
PARRY-STRIKE     FRANKLIN 7409               5   2  2   52 NICK JR. (627)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BLUE'S CLUES 7407.  The ten other most popular fighters were POTATO HEAD JR 
6391, SMARG DARKBLADE 7605, UDDER DELIGHT 7537, FRANKLIN 7409, KEISHA 7584, TINY 
MEERKAT 7242, TICKLE ME TIGER 7391, MOTHER GOOSE 7669, COOKIE MONSTER 6490, and 
TOUCAN SAM 7718.

The least popular fighter this week was ACE HIGH 7690.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FUSCHSIA FROG 7670, UNCLEAN ONE 7659, STALLION 7723, GLADIATORZ 5771, 
D'ENDRRAH 7632, NASTY ELEMENTAL 7293, EGLIN 7730, WOOTZ 7729, BLACKJACK 7715, and 
WINNY 7408.