DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/14/2013    Duedate: 06/27/2013

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-726

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KEISHA
WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
(11-7584) [14-5-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              OPUS
                               FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
                               (11-7667) [4-5-0,31]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO                SMARG DARKBLADE
WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)           THE HERQULOIDS (644)
(11-7515) [19-14-0,78]         (11-7605) [5-15-1,37]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE JOKER'S WILD (599)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)        35
2. THE JOKER'S WILD (599)      26      REALITY TV (646)
3. WRATHMEN II (656)           24      Unchartered Team
4. CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)        22
5. FURRY FURY (611)            20      BLUE STEEL (655)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 REALITY TV (646)           9   1  1 90.0   1/ 1 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)   11  4 0
 2- 2*NICK JR. (627)            21  10  3 67.7   2/ 3 COLORIFIC (511)           9  0 1
 3/ 3 COLORIFIC (511)          679 330 24 67.3   3/ 5 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      9  6 0
 4/ 4 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1445 743 51 66.0   4/ 2 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)      9  6 0
 5/ 5 BULLDOGS (157)           %1369 933 43 59.5   5/ 6 ANIMAL FARM (510)         8  3 0
 6- 6*THE FINAL FIVE (642)       8   6  0 57.1   6/ 7 FURRY FURY (611)          8  6 0
 7/ 7 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)     197 157 10 55.6   7/ 4*FLAGRANT FOWL (649)       7  8 1
 8- 8 ILLMATIC (626)            32  28  1 53.3   8/ 8*BLUE STEEL (655)          7  8 0
 9/10 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)    83  76  1 52.2   9/ 9 BULLDOGS (157)            5  9 0
10/ 9 FURRY FURY (611)          77  73  4 51.3  10-12*THE FINAL FIVE (642)      4  6 0
11-11*CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)       20  20  0 50.0  11-10*NICK JR. (627)            3  1 0
12/14*BLUE STEEL (655)          10  10  0 50.0  12/13 THE HERQULOIDS (644)      3 12 1
13-12 LORDS OF CHAOS (556)     125 128  5 49.4  13/14 REALITY TV (646)          2  1 0
14-15 IMMORTALS (85)           %1036 %1243 82 45.5  14-11*CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)       2  3 0
15/16 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      76  99  4 43.4  15/18*WRATHMEN II (656)         2  5 0
16/17*FLAGRANT FOWL (649)       16  27  1 37.2  16-15 IMMORTALS (85)            2  6 0
17/18 THE HERQULOIDS (644)      42  87  8 32.6  17-16 ILLMATIC (626)            1  2 0
18/ 0 KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (301)   10  22  3 31.3  18-17 LORDS OF CHAOS (556)      1  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/20*WRATHMEN II (656)          2   5  0 28.6  19/ 0 KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (301)   1  4 0
20-19 INQUISITION GC 03 (519)    3   8  0 27.3  20-20*BAYVIEW ESTATE (654)      0  2 0
21-21*BAYVIEW ESTATE (654)       0   2  0  0.0  21-21 INQUISITION GC 03 (519)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 362): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 725): KEISHA of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 725): VORTEX of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 710): BORT of WE BE WAR FLAILS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 712): ARE YOU DONE, YET? Of BASH BROS. BOSS (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 709): ELECTRIC SHEEP of ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 706): IMAGINATION of VCU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 707): GENTLEMAN JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 670): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 667): DIANA of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 658): JOUBERT KLEE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 552): DELILAH of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 263): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 610): KHRISTOPHER of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 362): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 725): THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 725): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 710): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 712): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 709): THE MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 706): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 707): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 670): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 667): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 658): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 552): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 263): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 610): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 725): VORTEX of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 710): BORT of WE BE WAR FLAILS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 712): SERGEANT 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 707): GENTLEMAN JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
                         JACK TRIPER of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): GLOATING GARDENIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Greetings warriors and management of Aruak City.  I am honored to sit upon the
throne of this fine city, the last of the great Andorian arenas of yesteryear.  Thank
you one and all for helping to make this arena what it is is.
     Thank you, Udder Delight, for not avoiding.  Thank you to my stablemate Koochi
for losing to Udder.  Otherwise I'm pretty sure Mad Cow Disease would've been in this
position before me.  Strange how things play out.
     Challenges and avoids will most definitely be used while I attempt to retain
this position.
     Life and luck to you all!

                                          -- Keisha

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail ARUAK CITY!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for 
your deeds.  WRATHMEN II stable has parlayed this turn's 2-1-0 into a 3 space move up 
the rankings.  This brings them up to 15th place.  Good work, guys!  The COLORIFIC 
guild has had a 3-0-1 turn and deserves to be watched in the future.  You never know 
where this kind of thing can lead.  And let's see, FRIDMYNDR fought CLARET CRAWDAD 
and gained 18 points and contributed to WRATHMEN DM 20's 3-2-0.  NOBODY YOU KNOW has 
lost to KONANN CEE, falling 14 points, while helping make CHAOS CARNIVAL a 3-2-0 
turn.  Defending hers title for another turn, KEISHA kept BULLDOGS' warrior, UDDER 
DELIGHT, from claiming the throne.  By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw 
last night, cramped under the table at The Victory Tavern?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  CHAOS CARNIVAL has cause to stand tall, 
as they were ARUAK CITY's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to 
beat.  And guess who avoided CHAOS CARNIVAL stable the most?  Believe it or not, it 
was COLORIFIC.  Anyone surprised?  Well, sports fans, take notice that HILDA from THE 
JOKER'S WILD was ARUAK CITY's most challenged warrior this turn.  In a brave attempt, 
TICKLE ME TIGER from FURRY FURY challenged up 24 points to fight MAD COW DISEASE from 
the BULLDOGS stable.  TICKLE ME TIGER perhaps got hers just desserts, seeing as she 
defeated MAD COW DISEASE and ended up with 110 recognition points.   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  KNIGHTS OF LEGEND has lost RYAN LOGBECK to the arena in the sky, but 
they don't seem to be worried.  What do you expect from 3-7-0?  Is it really true 
that ARUAK CITY has more dishwashers per capita that fighters?  Just thought I'd 
ask...   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your 
swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to 
paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KEISHA 7584                  14   5  0   115       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TINY MEERKAT 7242            13   8  0   115       FURRY FURY (611)
 TICKLE ME TIGER 7391         13   8  1   110       FURRY FURY (611)
 FRIDMYNDR 7512               16  10  0   103       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 KONANN CEE 7609              14  15  2    97       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 UDDER DELIGHT 7537           14   9  0    95       BULLDOGS (157)
-NY STATE OF MIND 7402        12   3  0    95       ILLMATIC (626)
 DARK JESTER 7438             20  15  1    93       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 HILDA 7464                   14  12  1    91       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HONEY BOO BOO 7645            9   1  1    90       REALITY TV (646)
-ELMER FUDD 6401              21  25  1    89       LORDS OF CHAOS (556)
 MAD COW DISEASE 7493         10   3  1    86       BULLDOGS (157)
 ATTABOY 7566                 15   7  1    81       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 PURPLE POODLE 7447           22  14  0    80       BULLDOGS (157)
 CLARET CRAWDAD 7246          20  14  0    80       ANIMAL FARM (510)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515         19  14  0    78       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 NOBODY YOU KNOW 7603         10   9  0    75       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LEO GUARDSMAN 7317           17  15  0    66       IMMORTALS (85)
-COOKIE MONSTER 6490           7   3  0    66       LORDS OF CHAOS (556)
-BLUE'S CLUES 7407             6   1  0    62       NICK JR. (627)
 ROYAL BLUSH 7555             16   6  0    59       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
-NASTY ELEMENTAL 7293         13  19  1    59       IMMORTALS (85)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MCWITTLE 7474                10  10  1    56       IMMORTALS (85)
-ENTRON 7473                   8  12  0    55       IMMORTALS (85)
 GOLD TOOTH 7643               4   1  2    54       COLORIFIC (511)
-FRANKLIN 7409                 5   2  2    52       NICK JR. (627)
-ANDERS 7593                   5   0  0    48       THE FINAL FIVE (642)
 UNCLEAN ONE 7659              7   3  0    44       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 EBONY EYE 7671                5   0  0    44       COLORIFIC (511)
-POTATO HEAD JR 6391           9  12  0    43       LORDS OF CHAOS (556)
-HOT DOG 7601                  7   7  1    42       BULLDOGS (157)
 ACE HIGH 7690                 7   2  0    40       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 D'ENDRRAH 7632                6   6  0    39       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 GREY STREAK 7673              7   1  1    38       COLORIFIC (511)
 CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696           4   1  1    38       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 SMARG DARKBLADE 7605          5  15  1    37       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
-GREEN SNOT 7642               4   2  0    37       COLORIFIC (511)
-BARGAIN BASEMENT 6388         9   7  0    36       LORDS OF CHAOS (556)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FUSCHSIA FROG 7670            8   2  0    33       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-GLADIATORZ 5771               3   6  0    33       INQUISITION GC 03 (519)
 DAMEON 2912                   5   5  2    32       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (301)
 ANNEMEHL 7631                 8   7  0    31       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 SAVAGE WITCH 7607             4  16  1    31       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 OPUS 7667                     4   5  0    31       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 FOGHORN LEGHORN 7668          4   5  0    30       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 FULL HOUSE 7653               5   6  0    29       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
-CASSANDRA 7662                4   4  0    29       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
 KARGHUST 7620                 3  12  2    27       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
-BENJAMIN 7663                 6   2  0    26       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
 ORANGE OTTER 7716             4   1  0    26       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-TUCK 7411                     4   3  1    24       NICK JR. (627)
 FUR B. GONE 7630              3   5  0    24       FURRY FURY (611)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLUE BLOOD 7721               2   1  0    23       COLORIFIC (511)
-WINNY 7408                    4   2  0    21       NICK JR. (627)
 WOOTZ 7729                    2   2  0    21       BLUE STEEL (655)
 BLACKJACK 7715                3   3  0    20       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
-LEMON LAMB 7722               2   1  0    20       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-SAUL 7591                     2   1  0    20       THE FINAL FIVE (642)
-ELLEN 7594                    1   1  0    20       THE FINAL FIVE (642)
 TOUCAN SAM 7718               2   3  0    19       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 MOTHER GOOSE 7669             4   5  0    18       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 EGLIN 7730                    3   1  0    18       BLUE STEEL (655)
 ANNAEL 7732                   2   2  0    18       BLUE STEEL (655)
 MARAG 7731                    1   3  0    18       BLUE STEEL (655)
 WOODSY OWL 7741               2   1  1    17       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
-WAYNE 7661                    4   4  0    16       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
-STACY 7664                    3   5  0    14       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
-GARTH 7660                    3   5  0    14       CRUCIAL TAUNT (648)
-RED PEPPER 6561               2   1  0    13       LORDS OF CHAOS (556)
 SHEA 7738                     1   1  0    13       WRATHMEN II (656)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLISTER 7728                  2   2  0    12       BLUE STEEL (655)
 QUENTIN 7751                  1   0  0    11       WRATHMEN II (656)
 KLANG 7695                    1   7  0    10       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 TWISTY TURTLE 7734            2   2  0     8       FURRY FURY (611)
 SIR EDWARD 3793               1   2  1     6       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (301)
-MELEE 5778                    0   1  0     5       INQUISITION GC 03 (519)
 DOGGY BAG 7740                0   3  0     4       BULLDOGS (157)
 ZORSEA 3802                   0   2  0     2       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (301)
-STALLION 7723                 0   2  0     2       BAYVIEW ESTATE (654)
 VIKTIR 7749                   0   1  0     1       WRATHMEN II (656)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
COW BELL 7587           7  9 0 BULLDOGS 157         FRANKLIN 7409         723   
DA6 7767                0  1 0 CHAOS CARNIVAL 631   WURM KIN              726  NONE
TSATHOGGUA 7588        10  9 0 CHAOS CARNIVAL 631   KONANN CEE 7609       725   
RACOON IN PANTS 7752    1  1 0 FURRY FURY 611       WOODSY OWL 7741       726   
LUKE WARM 7717          1  1 1 IMMORTALS 85         CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696   722  NONE
GOODIE TWOSHOES 7755    0  1 0 KNIGHTS OF LEGEN 301 SHEWISH GIANT         726  NONE
RYAN LOGBECK 2914       3  7 0 KNIGHTS OF LEGEN 301 GOLD TOOTH 7643       726   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Peons -- I took it easy on you last round, only sending out two warriors.  Ho hum.
How easy is this?  I will put my simple 2-0 in my pocket and sit back and enjoy an
ale or two.  Life is sweet. -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Winny -- You slinky little bimbo, you were mine!  And I loved every short second of
it!  We girls just wanna have fun and I had lots with you.  (wink) -- Ebony Eyes,
Proud Colorific

Wootz -- If I were a nice guy, I would try to be helpful to you, but I AM a
Colorific, so... I will merely enjoy the easy victory.  (har, har) -- Blue Blood,
Proud Colorific

Take THAT, Mino, you old pirate has-been!  Did YOU have a perfect record? -- Purple
People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager (subtitle: Mr. Perfect)

Keisha of Wrathmen -- A salute on your exciting Duelmaster victory.  You will make a
stunning champion for The Heart And Soul Of Andoria.  Duelmasters and Duelmistresses
drink free at The Bulldog Inn. -- Kennelworth, Proprietor

That was a great fight, Keisha, and the best warrior won.  A salute to you. -- Udder
Delight

Klang -- So went my head after that stupid challenge!  Oh, well, I shall learn. --
Doggy Bag

Gladiatorz -- What is a sneaky, sandbagging, Inquisitioner doing shopping around in
Aruak City?  Well, I for one, got some value out of your visit.  I RELISHED the win.
-- Hot Dog

Nobody You Know -- That could have gone either way.  I don't want anything to do with
you Chaos types.  Nooooooo Way! -- Mad Cow Disease

Tickle Me Tiger -- Grimmy is not supposed to be paying enough attention to make that
happen!  What gives?! -- Purple Poodle (Having just been clipped)

Health.  Humility.  Honor. -- Kennelworth, Bulldogs

Ahoy, me critters, yon blasted 1-2 and yer Purple Pipsqueak bea crowin!  Love me
critters.  Aye. -- Mino

Elmer Fudd -- Finally, due to you, I have been propelled into the challenger
champions.  Thanks! -- Claret Crawdad

Ace High -- You showed me who is boss.  I challenged and couldn't get it done.  I
salute you. -- Fuschia Frog

Unclean One -- I thought I was ready for that challenge, but apparently I was not
even close.  I salute my better. -- Lemon Lamb

Mino -- We are sorry for those rather poor challenges.  We will do better; we
promise. -- Fuschia Frog and Lemon Lamb

Aye.  Yer bloody good critters, mates. -- Mino

     Accidentally posted in dm 1, be careful when you type in the arena number!

Tsathoggua -- My manger told me the learns were worth the beating.  Easy for him to
say! -- Annemehl

Dark Jester -- Gotta love karma. -- Fridmyndr

Entron -- The mugs are curel at times. -- Koochi

Mad Cow Disease -- Excellent fight!  Well done. -- Keisha

Unclean One -- You definately smell like a Carney! -- Attaboy

Udder Delight -- Your delightful udders had me mesmerized.  That's an unfair
advantage!  Congratulations Duelmaster. -- Koochi

Tiny Meerkat -- If your the tiny one, I sure don't want to run into any of your
siblings. -- Fridmyndr

Tickle Me Tiger -- What an excellent teacher you are.  You get an apple. -- Keisha

Winny -- Sorry Poo.  No honey for you. -- Attaboy

Royal Blush -- Taht was uneventful. -- Annemehl

Blue Steel -- Welcome to Aruak City!  Glad to have you here. -- Kharadmon, mgr
Wrathmen

     Returning to current material--

Opus -- You're almost a "weeble."  You wobbled, but didn't fall down... I did!  (How
embarrassing!!)  However, I don't feel too bad since it was a "vertan vs ameture"
fight and you should have won. -- Blister

     Vertan vs ameture?  And a fine example, too.

Stallion -- You had every advantage until you dropped your weapon!  Next time, maybe
your manager should give you a back-up.  But I'm happy for my "lucky" win. -- Eglin

Ellen -- Good battle!  You are a worthy opponent.  It was very close, but I'm glad I
won.  However, I'm still hurting! -- Marag

Annemehl -- I'm happy to have survived our bout!  With your 11 fight advantage, I'm
wishing you had taught me more. -- Anneal

How did I offend the MUGs (Match-Up Gods) of Aruak City?  Eleven fight difference
seems a little more than "random" to me. - Trim Mgr. of Blue Steel

Ah, Tsathoggua, banished in his prime back to the Nether Planes of Kzzz'garath'naakt.
I think he'll be happier back home, anyway--probably has a lovely, horrific monster
of a wife and tentacled babything waiting for him.  He was a good fighter, and like
another recently killed worthy had his ups and downs.  He will be missed, and the
bell shall ring a little longer. -- Uncle Nurgle, Chaos Carnivalmaster

Lords of Chaos -- Chaos!  Huzzah!  Welcome to you and yours; we hope this arena will
give your admirably seasoned fighters a good run of it! -- Uncle Nurgle

Kharadmon -- Thanks!  Uh, 6 out of 10 ain't bad, right?  Oy. -- Uncle Nurgle

Fridmyndr -- Oh, and it keeps on coming.  Heehee! -- Dark Jester (who never used the
'just following orders' excuse)

Tiny Meerkat -- Wow!  You are something else.  Good win, and a tip of the pot-helmet
to you! -- Dark Jester

Flagrant Fowl - Well, well, well...my little children.  I guess that since you have
gone 6-3 over the past two turns I might raise the gag order and let you interact
with the others again.  Gag order is a good word for it, too, because before these
past two turns you...made me sick... -- Scrooge McDuck

Dark Jester -- The key... I say the key to pronouncicating fancy-like, is loosening
your tongue every morning when you wake up.  I like to use a pliers.  And then spend
some good ol' down home time usin' yer brain and thinking deep thoughts.  About
clouds and some such.  And then you might be able to communicatify in almost the same
ability as moi. -- Foghorn Leghorn

Karghust -- I know, I know.  I just can't help it.  I have four wins, and three of
them are against you.  Getting to challenge you is like getting to kiss the prom
queen.  I may not get to do it much, but I shor do love it! -- Foghorn Leghorn

Scrooge -- You are a fine manager and all, but I am MOTHER FREAKING GOOSE!  My life
is to tell stories and you refuse to let me for a darn tootin' MONTH!!!  Ahem.  Sorry
for that harsh language.  It was in poor taste.  Carry on. -- Mother Goose

Blister -- Normally when I only fight three minutes I lose.  Thanks for wearing
yourself out.  I don't want to fight you again... I think the winner will be
different in the future. -- Opus

Aruak City -- I am here to fight in the arena, sure...but my main reason to be here
is to promote fire safety!  Children, don't play with matches!  Pouring boiling oil
onto your front porch, even if there are marauders approaching, is just inviting a
fire and a bad idea.  And those of you who were trying to burn my feathers with
magnifying glasses...that's just mean. -- Woodsy Owl

McWhittle -- Well...THAT wasn't exactly a fair match-up, now was it?  Hmmm?  And one
would think fighting someone with six times the fights and more than double the
recognition would earn some training, but I guess the arena gods were not smiling on
me that day.  Though we did both go up in recognition at least.  Hoping not to fight
you again for a while. -- Toucan Sam

Hilda -- Totally overwhelming.  Nice piece of work. -- Koochi

NY State of Mind -- I bet you'd kick butt at dodgeball. -- Fridmyndr

Nasty Elemental -- Didn't we just do this? -- Attaboy

Annael -- Experience was on my side.  May your next match be more favorable. --
Annemehl
P.S.  That fight was rather difficult to follow.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA6 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GOODIE TWOSHOES was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
HONEY BOO BOO savagely defeated PURPLE POODLE in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
TINY MEERKAT devastated HILDA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
TICKLE ME TIGER demolished MAD COW DISEASE in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
NOBODY YOU KNOW was vanquished by KONANN CEE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FUR B. GONE was beaten by OPUS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge brawl.
D'ENDRRAH overpowered SAVAGE WITCH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
CHARCOAL CHIMP vanquished TOUCAN SAM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
UNCLEAN ONE luckily beat SMARG DARKBLADE in a action packed 4 minute Challenge duel.
WOOTZ overpowered KLANG in a 1 minute gory uneven Challenge match.
DOGGY BAG was outlasted by EGLIN in a exciting 7 minute Challenge match.
WOODSY OWL delivered the death blow upon RACOON IN PANTS in a 1 minute conflict.
KEISHA subdued UDDER DELIGHT in a 3 minute master's Title match.
CLARET CRAWDAD was overpowered by FRIDMYNDR in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
DARK JESTER narrowly defeated KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO in a 4 minute veteran's duel.
ATTABOY overcame M. CHARDINEE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
EBONY EYE bested KARGHUST in a popular 1 minute brutal brawl.
RYAN LOGBECK was killed by GOLD TOOTH in a 1 minute bout.
ROYAL BLUSH overpowered FOGHORN LEGHORN in a 3 minute one-sided match.
GREY STREAK overcame ANNEMEHL in a crowd pleasing 6 minute competition.
ACE HIGH outlasted THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a crowd boring 19 minute fight.
DAMEON subdued MARAG in a 1 minute bout.
MOTHER GOOSE was handily defeated by FUSCHSIA FROG in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FULL HOUSE devastated BLISTER in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
BLACKJACK defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a exciting 1 minute duel.
ANNAEL savagely defeated TWISTY TURTLE in a 4 minute gory duel.
ZORSEA was overpowered by QUENTIN in a 1 minute uneven match.
SIR EDWARD was overpowered by SHEA in a 3 minute gory uneven duel.
ORANGE OTTER handily defeated VIKTIR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -   4 -  1      73  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     20 -   9 -  1      69  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         TOTAL PARRY       57 -  36 -  2      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         WALL OF STEEL     27 -  26 -  1      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  42 -  1      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         STRIKING ATTACK   38 -  43 -  0      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         SLASHING ATTACK   32 -  42 -  5      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    32 -  45 -  3      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         AIMED BLOW        12 -  24 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  10 -  0      29  |

Turn 726 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        7 -  2     AIMED BLOW         3 -  4         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  4         2  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  5         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    KEISHA 7584                14   5  0  115 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
STRIKING ATTACK  TINY MEERKAT 7242          13   8  0  115 FURRY FURY (611)
AIMED BLOW       TICKLE ME TIGER 7391       13   8  1  110 FURRY FURY (611)
TOTAL PARRY      DARK JESTER 7438           20  15  1   93 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
BASHING ATTACK   HILDA 7464                 14  12  1   91 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
WALL OF STEEL    HONEY BOO BOO 7645          9   1  1   90 REALITY TV (646)
LUNGING ATTACK   ATTABOY 7566               15   7  1   81 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
SLASHING ATTACK  KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515       19  14  0   78 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SMARG DARKBLADE 7605.  The ten other most popular fighters were HONEY BOO 
BOO 7645, KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515, FUR B. GONE 7630, ANNEMEHL 7631, DOGGY BAG 7740, 
UDDER DELIGHT 7537, DARK JESTER 7438, ANNAEL 7732, KEISHA 7584, and ATTABOY 7566.

The least popular fighter this week was ACE HIGH 7690.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GREY STREAK 7673, EGLIN 7730, VIKTIR 7749, SIR EDWARD 3793, ZORSEA 
3802, MOTHER GOOSE 7669, MARAG 7731, ROYAL BLUSH 7555, CLARET CRAWDAD 7246, and KLANG 
7695.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

            R BAGGIO (17-4867) ITALIAN FOOTBALL (407) 
           BEAST CRAG (50-3222) PHILANTHROPISTS (353) 
        LAR'EH WALKER (60-5825) INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348) 
           ZEBRA (82-31553) MY FAVORITE ANIMAL (5199) 
        JOHN MCKINNEY (82-48893) MEDAL OF HONOR D2 (8226) 
          SEBASTIAN (82-15919) THE INQUISITION V (2401)
          GRAVE ROBBER (84-5984) DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes