DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/28/2013    Duedate: 07/11/2013

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-727

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HONEY BOO BOO
REALITY TV (646)
(11-7645) [10-1-1,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TINY MEERKAT                   ANDERS
FURRY FURY (611)               THE FINAL FIVE (642)
(11-7242) [14-8-0,117]         (11-7593) [6-0-0,62]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO                MCWITTLE
WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)           IMMORTALS (85)
(11-7515) [20-14-0,86]         (11-7474) [10-11-1,48]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FURRY FURY (611)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BULLDOGS (157)              44
2. COLORIFIC (511)             29      REALITY TV (646)
3. BLUE STEEL (655)            29      Unchartered Team
4. THE JOKER'S WILD (599)      28
5. THE FINAL FIVE (642)        23      THE FINAL FIVE (642)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 REALITY TV (646)          10   1  1 90.9   1/ 6 FURRY FURY (611)         10  4 0
 2- 2*NICK JR. (627)            21  10  3 67.7   2/ 1 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)   10  5 0
 3/ 3 COLORIFIC (511)          682 330 24 67.4   3/ 4 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)      9  6 0
 4/ 4 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1447 744 51 66.0   4/ 2 COLORIFIC (511)           8  0 1
 5/ 5 BULLDOGS (157)           %1372 934 43 59.5   5/ 8*BLUE STEEL (655)          8  7 0
 6/ 6*THE FINAL FIVE (642)      10   7  0 58.8   6/ 7 FLAGRANT FOWL (649)       7  8 1
 7/ 7 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)     200 159 10 55.7   7/ 5 ANIMAL FARM (510)         6  4 0
 8- 8 ILLMATIC (626)            32  28  1 53.3   8/ 9 BULLDOGS (157)            5  8 0
 9/ 9 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)    86  78  1 52.4   9/ 3 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      5  9 0
10/12*BLUE STEEL (655)          13  12  0 52.0  10/15*WRATHMEN II (656)         4  2 0
11/10 FURRY FURY (611)          80  74  4 51.9  11/10*THE FINAL FIVE (642)      4  4 0
12-13 LORDS OF CHAOS (556)     125 128  5 49.4  12/12 THE HERQULOIDS (644)      4 11 1
13/ 0 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)    158 172 12 47.9  13/13 REALITY TV (646)          3  0 0
14/14 IMMORTALS (85)           %1037 %1246 82 45.4  14-11*NICK JR. (627)            3  1 0
15/15 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      77 102  4 43.0  15/ 0*BORN LOSERS (657)         2  3 0
16/19*WRATHMEN II (656)          4   6  0 40.0  16/16 IMMORTALS (85)            2  6 0
17/ 0*BORN LOSERS (657)          2   3  0 40.0  17-17 ILLMATIC (626)            1  0 0
18/16 FLAGRANT FOWL (649)       18  30  1 37.5  18/ 0 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)     1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/17 THE HERQULOIDS (644)      43  91  8 32.1  19-18 LORDS OF CHAOS (556)      1  3 0
20-20 INQUISITION GC 03 (519)    3   8  0 27.3  20/19 KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (301)   1  9 0
21/18 KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (301)   10  27  3 27.0  21-21 INQUISITION GC 03 (519)   0  1 0
22-21*BAYVIEW ESTATE (654)       0   2  0  0.0  22-20*BAYVIEW ESTATE (654)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 362): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 726): KEISHA of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 726): ANEGATIVE of BLOOD BANK INC. (?, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 711): IN THE BUSHES of B. B. NEWSBOY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 713): ARE YOU DONE, YET? Of BASH BROS. BOSS (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 710): WYANADA ZOAR of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 707): RISELLA PILAF of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 708): PARANOID PETE of WRATHMEN Z (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 671): CHAD GORAM of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 668): DIANA of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 659): JOUBERT KLEE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 310): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 553): WALKING TROUBLE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 263): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 611): KHRISTOPHER of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 362): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 726): THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 726): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 711): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 713): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 710): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 707): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 708): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 671): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 668): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 659): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 310): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 553): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 263): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 611): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 725): VORTEX of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 710): BORT of WE BE WAR FLAILS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 712): SERGEANT 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 707): GENTLEMAN JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
                         JACK TRIPER of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 659): JOUBERT KLEE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): GLOATING GARDENIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Another good match.  Thank you, Udder Delight.  And a random match-up at that.
I guess my avoids are working better than my challenges.  I don't think I have enough
avoids to go around this time...

                        Keisha

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon ARUAK CITY, 
for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  Nothing is certain in ARUAK CITY, with 
changing loyalties, changing Duelmasters.  Write this down:  new top team--FURRY 
FURY.  Those betting on CHAOS CARNIVAL lost their shirt, as CHAOS CARNIVAL lost their 
fighting abilities:  1-3-0.  Nothing works for a team like victory (How's that for a 
perceptive observation?) as FURRY FURY can attest...  BULLDOGS posted a nice gain, to 
come in 8th.  Everybody loves a winner...  Practice pays for FUR B. GONE, who 
pummelled ENTRON, to pocket 26 points.  A certain someone should cut down on the 
drinking and practice more, after losing 18 points to FUR B. GONE.  (Discrete enough, 
ENTRON?) What can be a greater victory?  HONEY BOO BOO has taken hers place as the 
top, as ARUAK CITY's new Duelmaster.  So who was the warrior seen charging into 
immovable walls and challenging dead trees?  Someone's got a basic problem...   
     So much to report, so little time!  Perhaps the warriors of CHAOS CARNIVAL 
should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  As a woman of good 
breeding scorns the "warriors" of COLORIFIC, so did that sorry team shy from CHAOS 
CARNIVAL Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and TICKLE ME TIGER is it right now. 
Most challenged warrior.  Isn't FURRY FURY proud!   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Charity is unknown in 
ARUAK CITY, and rightly so.  CHAOS CARNIVAL exacted their revenge against THE 
HERQULOIDS.  Justice was served as TINY MEERKAT fought WOODSY OWL in bloodfeud.  Well 
done, FURRY FURY!  Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body 
parts in the arena.  A certain tavern in ARUAK CITY would I avoid!   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  
Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for ARUAK CITY?  On that 
giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HONEY BOO BOO 7645           10   1  1   106       REALITY TV (646)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TINY MEERKAT 7242            14   8  0   117       FURRY FURY (611)
 UDDER DELIGHT 7537           15   9  0   109       BULLDOGS (157)
 MAD COW DISEASE 7493         11   3  1   102       BULLDOGS (157)
 DARK JESTER 7438             21  15  1   101       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 HILDA 7464                   15  12  1    99       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 ATTABOY 7566                 16   7  1    95       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 TICKLE ME TIGER 7391         13   9  1    95       FURRY FURY (611)
-NY STATE OF MIND 7402        12   3  0    95       ILLMATIC (626)
 KONANN CEE 7609              14  16  2    93       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 KEISHA 7584                  14   6  0    93       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 FRIDMYNDR 7512               16  11  0    91       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ELMER FUDD 6401              21  25  1    89       LORDS OF CHAOS (556)
 KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515         20  14  0    86       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 NASTY ELEMENTAL 7293         14  19  1    82       IMMORTALS (85)
 PURPLE POODLE 7447           22  15  0    81       BULLDOGS (157)
 CLARET CRAWDAD 7246          20  15  0    75       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 NOBODY YOU KNOW 7603         10  10  0    70       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEO GUARDSMAN 7317           17  16  0    67       IMMORTALS (85)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-COOKIE MONSTER 6490           7   3  0    66       LORDS OF CHAOS (556)
 ANDERS 7593                   6   0  0    62       THE FINAL FIVE (642)
-BLUE'S CLUES 7407             6   1  0    62       NICK JR. (627)
 ROYAL BLUSH 7555             16   7  0    59       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GREY STREAK 7673              8   1  1    56       COLORIFIC (511)
-GOLD TOOTH 7643               4   1  2    54       COLORIFIC (511)
 ACE HIGH 7690                 8   2  0    53       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 EBONY EYE 7671                6   0  0    53       COLORIFIC (511)
-FRANKLIN 7409                 5   2  2    52       NICK JR. (627)
 FUR B. GONE 7630              4   5  0    50       FURRY FURY (611)
 MCWITTLE 7474                10  11  1    48       IMMORTALS (85)
-POTATO HEAD JR 6391           9  12  0    43       LORDS OF CHAOS (556)
 ANNEMEHL 7631                 9   7  0    42       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
-HOT DOG 7601                  7   7  1    42       BULLDOGS (157)
-HOTBLACK DESIATO 7540         7  10  3    41       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 SMARG DARKBLADE 7605          6  15  1    41       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 FULL HOUSE 7653               6   6  0    40       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
-CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696           4   1  1    38       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 ENTRON 7473                   8  13  0    37       IMMORTALS (85)
 UNCLEAN ONE 7659              7   4  0    37       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 ORANGE OTTER 7716             5   1  0    37       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-GREEN SNOT 7642               4   2  0    37       COLORIFIC (511)
-BARGAIN BASEMENT 6388         9   7  0    36       LORDS OF CHAOS (556)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FUSCHSIA FROG 7670            8   2  0    33       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 MOTHER GOOSE 7669             5   5  0    33       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 WOOTZ 7729                    3   2  0    33       BLUE STEEL (655)
-GLADIATORZ 5771               3   6  0    33       INQUISITION GC 03 (519)
 SAVAGE WITCH 7607             4  17  1    32       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 D'ENDRRAH 7632                6   7  0    29       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 MARAG 7731                    2   3  0    29       BLUE STEEL (655)
 KARGHUST 7620                 3  13  2    28       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 SAUL 7591                     3   1  0    28       THE FINAL FIVE (642)
 DAMEON 2912                   5   6  2    27       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (301)
 FOGHORN LEGHORN 7668          4   6  0    27       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 OPUS 7667                     4   6  0    26       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 LEMON LAMB 7722               3   1  0    26       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 TOUCAN SAM 7718               3   3  0    25       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 BLUE BLOOD 7721               3   1  0    25       COLORIFIC (511)
-TUCK 7411                     4   3  1    24       NICK JR. (627)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WOODSY OWL 7741               2   2  1    23       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 ANNAEL 7732                   3   2  0    22       BLUE STEEL (655)
-WINNY 7408                    4   2  0    21       NICK JR. (627)
-ELLEN 7594                    1   1  0    20       THE FINAL FIVE (642)
 EGLIN 7730                    3   2  0    19       BLUE STEEL (655)
 SHEA 7738                     2   1  0    18       WRATHMEN II (656)
 DOGGY BAG 7740                1   3  0    17       BULLDOGS (157)
 BLACKJACK 7715                3   4  0    16       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 TWISTY TURTLE 7734            3   2  0    16       FURRY FURY (611)
 BLISTER 7728                  2   3  0    13       BLUE STEEL (655)
-RED PEPPER 6561               2   1  0    13       LORDS OF CHAOS (556)
 KLANG 7695                    1   8  0    11       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 VIKTIR 7749                   1   1  0    11       WRATHMEN II (656)
 HUMMA KAVULA 7698             1   1  0    10       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 QUENTIN 7751                  1   1  0     9       WRATHMEN II (656)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIR EDWARD 3793               1   3  1     7       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (301)
 CAN'T FIGHT 7745              1   0  0     7       BORN LOSERS (657)
 COLIN 7678                    0   2  0     6       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 LAST CHANCE 7746              1   0  0     5       BORN LOSERS (657)
-MELEE 5778                    0   1  0     5       INQUISITION GC 03 (519)
 ZORSEA 3802                   0   3  0     3       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (301)
-STALLION 7723                 0   2  0     2       BAYVIEW ESTATE (654)
 SHA-KU'RA 7748                0   1  0     1       BORN LOSERS (657)
 BASTION 7771                  0   1  0     1       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (301)
 SLABTAVION 7772               0   1  0     1       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (301)
 LOST CAUSE 7744               0   1  0     1       BORN LOSERS (657)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BURN OUT 7747           0  1 0 BORN LOSERS 657      EMBEZZLING SCRIB      727  NONE
COW BELL 7587           7  9 0 BULLDOGS 157         FRANKLIN 7409         723  NOT REVENGED
TSATHOGGUA 7588        10  9 0 CHAOS CARNIVAL 631   KONANN CEE 7609       725  JUST REVENGED
RACOON IN PANTS 7752    1  1 0 FURRY FURY 611       WOODSY OWL 7741       726  JUST REVENGED
RYAN LOGBECK 2914       3  7 0 KNIGHTS OF LEGEN 301 GOLD TOOTH 7643       726   
DA1 7769                0  1 0 THE FINAL FIVE 642   MOUNTAIN TROLL        727  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Full House -- You should thank me for your learns!  Gratz! -- Blister

Klang -- Your armor does have a distinct sound when hit! -- Wootz

Doggy Bag -- You are a true "Bulldog" fighter!  You put many dents in my armor!  Good
fight -- Eglin

Dameon -- Aw Ah can say is that you fight like a Demon!  At leest yoo're a guid
teacher. -- Marag

Twisty Turtle -- I'm confused... Are you a Turtle or a Cat? -- Annael

     A tortoise shell cat, maybe?

This is a tough arena!  I'm happy with my 3-2 record this turn.  Appreciate the
competition. -- Trim, Manager of Blue Steel

Yo, ho, ho 'n me bloody ayuh ta all.  Proud 'o me critters 3-1.  Aye. -- Mino

Toucan Sam -- I do believe that chimpanzees are far more valued than big-beaked
birdies.  Oh, yeah. -- Charcoal Chimp

Fridmyndor -- I bow to your superiority.  Well done.  I salute my better.  The creek
is yours. -- Claret Crawdad

Mother Goose -- It is always a pleasure to listen to your stories.  Especially while
winning.  (wink)  I like the one about the princess kissing a frog best.  Was that
yours? -- Fuschsia Frog

Viktir -- It was a good day for me.  I do believe the MUGs dealt you a deficit hand.
Your good times will come. -- Orange Otter

A salute to the Duelmistress Keisha, a fine warrior and writer.  Duelmasters drink
free at The Bulldog Inn.  Health.  Humility.  Honor. -- Kennelworth, Proprietor

All -- You guys are tough!  That opher (0-4) hurt!  I have aged beyond my quite-aged
years! -- Kennelworth

Elgin -- Perhaps I was not so ready for that challenge as I thought.  Well fought! --
Doggy Bag (smelling defeated)

Hah!  I didn't loose cuz I didn't fight!  Smart me! -- Hot Dog

Tickle Me Tiger -- I hate Grimm and that silver drill he rode in on!  And, you, next
time I shall bite, not tickle.  Humpf! -- Mad Cow Disease

What!?  Honey Boo Boo?  And I thought we were friends, you little bimbo! -- Purple
Poodle

Keisha -- I salute and admire your talent.  Just because you keep smacking me does
not mean I will quit trying!  No way! -- Udder Delight

Aruak City, The Heart And Soul Of Andoria is calling.  Treat her with love and
affection. -- Kennelworth

Haw haw!  Another perfect round for the perfect manager!  Yes!  2-0!  I say, way to
go, me! -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Annemehl -- Ho hum.  Ho, ho, hum. -- Grey Streak, proud Colorific

Karghust -- Surely you didn't think you had a chance against someone as wonderful as
me? -- Ebony Eye, Proud Colorific

Purple People Eater -- We demand some acknowledgement.  WE won! -- Grey Streak and
Ebony Eye

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you two.  You did good for a change.  Kinda. -- Purple People
Eater, Proud Colorific Manager (thinking: I am soooo good.)

All -- I cannot believe it!  That dumb Purple People Eater didn't even know, or care,
that I fought!  And I killed!  I got me and HIM a kill and he didn't even mention me!
I demand a new manager! -- Gold Tooth, Proud Colorific

And, unlike most of the Colorifics, and unlike the way we are demanded to act, I DID
NOT enjoy NOR mean to kill Ryan Logbeck.  I apologize to the Knights Of Legend.  May
Ryan Logbeck fight well in That Great Arena In The Sky. -- Gold Tooth, Proud
Colorific

Hmmmm.  Did I just misread the above two ads?  Hmmm; welcome to The Heart And Soul Of
Andoria. -- Kennelworth

Claret Crawdad -- Sorry, ma'am.  I didn't mean to disrespect my elders. -- Fridmyndr

Dark Jester -- I couldn't get it done this time.  At least you teach well. -- Koochi

Grey Streak -- I'd say Brown is more your color. -- Annemehl

Zorsea -- Welcome back. -- Quentin

Sir Edward -- I think you forgot something. -- Shea

Orange Otter -- Not bad considering you could almost pole vault with that weapon. --
Viktir

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DARK JESTER won victory over KONANN CEE in a 2 minute expert's Bloodfeud battle.
TINY MEERKAT savagely defeated WOODSY OWL in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
UDDER DELIGHT narrowly defeated TICKLE ME TIGER in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
MAD COW DISEASE won victory over FRIDMYNDR in a 2 minute master's Challenge fight.
NOBODY YOU KNOW was overpowered by HILDA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
UNCLEAN ONE was handily defeated by ANDERS in a 3 minute uneven Challenge melee.
ORANGE OTTER overpowered KARGHUST in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
WOOTZ savagely defeated OPUS in a exciting 4 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
BLISTER was beaten by SHEA in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
MOTHER GOOSE narrowly defeated DAMEON in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge match.
DOGGY BAG handily defeated KLANG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
LEMON LAMB subdued BLACKJACK in a popular 1 minute Challenge brawl.
QUENTIN slimly lost to ANNAEL in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
KEISHA was defeated by HONEY BOO BOO in a 4 minute veteran's Title duel.
ATTABOY devastated CLARET CRAWDAD in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PURPLE POODLE was savagely defeated by NASTY ELEMENTAL in a 3 minute master's brawl.
KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO overpowered LEO GUARDSMAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ROYAL BLUSH was outlasted by GREY STREAK in a tiring 21 minute match.
EBONY EYE handily defeated DELARQUAN SPY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
ENTRON was overpowered by FUR B. GONE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ACE HIGH luckily beat MCWITTLE in a action packed 8 minute gruesome bout.
SMARG DARKBLADE overcame FOGHORN LEGHORN in a 2 minute contest.
D'ENDRRAH was savagely defeated by FULL HOUSE in a popular 1 minute gory match.
ANNEMEHL vanquished SAVAGE WITCH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
SAUL savagely defeated EGLIN in a exciting 5 minute gruesome bout.
MARAG overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TOUCAN SAM overpowered COLIN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BLUE BLOOD overcame SIR EDWARD in a 1 minute gory novice's duel.
HUMMA KAVULA defeated SHA-KU'RA in a popular 1 minute beginner's duel.
ZORSEA was beaten by CAN'T FIGHT in a 2 minute novice's match.
TWISTY TURTLE overpowered LOST CAUSE in a 3 minute one-sided bout.
VIKTIR overpowered BASTION in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BURN OUT was butchered by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LAST CHANCE subdued SLABTAVION in a 2 minute novice's struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -   5 -  1      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-RIPOSTE     20 -  10 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         TOTAL PARRY       57 -  39 -  2      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         STRIKING ATTACK   46 -  36 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         WALL OF STEEL     28 -  27 -  1      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         LUNGING ATTACK    38 -  42 -  1      48  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         SLASHING ATTACK   34 -  44 -  3      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         BASHING ATTACK    29 -  45 -  3      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW        12 -  27 -  0      31  |

Turn 727 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        5 -  6         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  4         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  3     AIMED BLOW         2 -  6         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  6         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    HONEY BOO BOO 7645         10   1  1  106 REALITY TV (646)
STRIKING ATTACK  TINY MEERKAT 7242          14   8  0  117 FURRY FURY (611)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MAD COW DISEASE 7493       11   3  1  102 BULLDOGS (157)
TOTAL PARRY      DARK JESTER 7438           21  15  1  101 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
BASHING ATTACK   HILDA 7464                 15  12  1   99 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
LUNGING ATTACK   ATTABOY 7566               16   7  1   95 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
AIMED BLOW       TICKLE ME TIGER 7391       13   9  1   95 FURRY FURY (611)
SLASHING ATTACK  KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515       20  14  0   86 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MCWITTLE 7474.  The ten other most popular fighters were SAUL 7591, ANDERS 
7593, MOTHER GOOSE 7669, UDDER DELIGHT 7537, WOOTZ 7729, NASTY ELEMENTAL 7293, DAMEON 
2912, TICKLE ME TIGER 7391, KEISHA 7584, and KONANN CEE 7609.

The least popular fighter this week was GREY STREAK 7673.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ROYAL BLUSH 7555, LOST CAUSE 7744, SLABTAVION 7772, BASTION 
7771, SIR EDWARD 3793, COLIN 7678, D'ENDRRAH 7632, ACE HIGH 7690, ENTRON 7473, and 
LEO GUARDSMAN 7317.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

TINY MEERKAT (11-7242) FURRY FURY (611)

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission. 

                        WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!

Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 17-19, 2014.  It will be 
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444), the same hotel as 
last year by popular request.  Room rates are $145.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which 
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception, free airport 
shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet.  There's a fitness center, 
jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--code RSI--please make your reservation by 
December 15 before the block is released!  (This is prime season for Phoenix, and 
people have been unable to book rooms because they waited too long.)  Look for the 
tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in December.  We hope you're all 
looking forward to it and that we will see you there!