DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/26/2013    Duedate: 08/08/2013

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-729

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MAD COW DISEASE
BULLDOGS (157)
(11-7493) [13-3-1,131]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MAD COW DISEASE                ANNAEL
BULLDOGS (157)                 BLUE STEEL (655)
(11-7493) [13-3-1,131]         (11-7732) [5-2-0,31]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO                HOT DOG
WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)           BULLDOGS (157)
(11-7515) [21-15-0,94]         (11-7601) [7-9-1,39]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BULLDOGS (157)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE VULGARIANS (658)        60
2. WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)        35      REALITY TV (646)
3. BORN LOSERS (657)           24      Unchartered Team
4. CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)        20
5. EASTER FEASTER (653)        19      EASTER FEASTER (653)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*EASTER FEASTER (653)       1   0  0  100   1/ 8 BULLDOGS (157)           10  4 0
 2/ 0*THE VULGARIANS (658)       4   1  0 80.0   2/ 1 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)   10  5 0
 3/ 1 REALITY TV (646)          10   3  1 76.9   3/ 4 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)      9  6 0
 4- 2*NICK JR. (627)            22  10  3 68.8   4/ 2*BLUE STEEL (655)          9  6 0
 5- 3 COLORIFIC (511)          683 331 24 67.4   5/ 6*WRATHMEN II (656)         7  2 0
 6- 4 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1449 744 51 66.1   6/ 3 FURRY FURY (611)          7  3 2
 7/ 5 BULLDOGS (157)           %1379 937 43 59.5   7/ 9 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      7  5 0
 8- 6*THE FINAL FIVE (642)      10   7  0 58.8   8- 7 ANIMAL FARM (510)         4  1 0
 9/ 8*WRATHMEN II (656)          9   7  0 56.3   9- 5 COLORIFIC (511)           4  1 0
10/ 7 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)     206 163 10 55.8  10/ 0*THE VULGARIANS (658)      4  1 0
11/ 9*BLUE STEEL (655)          19  16  0 54.3  11/10 FLAGRANT FOWL (649)       3  7 0
12/10 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)    93  81  1 53.4  12/13*BORN LOSERS (657)         3 12 0
13-11 ILLMATIC (626)            33  29  1 53.2  13-11*THE FINAL FIVE (642)      2  1 0
14/12 FURRY FURY (611)          84  76  6 52.5  14/14 THE HERQULOIDS (644)      2 13 0
15/ 0 CRYSTAL SHRINE (213)      52  48  3 52.0  15/ 0 CRYSTAL SHRINE (213)      1  0 1
16/13 REPTILIAN REBELS (312)    62  61  4 50.4  16-15*NICK JR. (627)            1  0 0
17-14 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)    158 172 12 47.9  17/ 0*EASTER FEASTER (653)      1  0 0
18-15 IMMORTALS (85)           %1037 %1246 82 45.4  18-17 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)     1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/16 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      83 104  4 44.4  19-18 ILLMATIC (626)            1  1 0
20/17 FLAGRANT FOWL (649)       19  34  1 35.8  20/ 0*NATURAL BLADES (630)      1  1 0
21/18 THE HERQULOIDS (644)      44 100  8 30.6  21/16 REPTILIAN REBELS (312)    1  1 0
22/ 0*NATURAL BLADES (630)       2   5  0 28.6  22/12 REALITY TV (646)          1  2 0
23-19 KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (301)   10  27  3 27.0  23-19 IMMORTALS (85)            1  3 0
24/20*BORN LOSERS (657)          3  12  0 20.0  24-20 KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (301)   0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 728): MAD COW DISEASE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 728): SIDEWINDER of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 713): LULU ORLENE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 715): WHAT? of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 712): DMX of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 709): EGLANTINE NOGS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 710): JAZMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 673): CHAD GORAM of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 670): HECATE of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 661): CLARA ROSE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 311): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 555): WALKING TROUBLE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 264): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 613): KHRISTOPHER of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 363): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 728): THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 728): WU-TANG FOREVER (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 713): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 715): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 712): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 709): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 710): WRATHMEN Z (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 673): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 670): LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 661): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 311): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 555): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 264): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 613): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 727): TINY MEERKAT of FURRY FURY (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 712): JOSH LITTLE of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
                              WYANADA ZOAR of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
                              ELECTRIC SHEEP of ANDROID DUNGEON 10 (Floyd, mgr.)
                  (turn 711): BEETLEJUICE of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 708): RISELLA PILAF of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 710): LUMBER JAK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 672): CASSIE DONNE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 669): DIANA of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Honey Boo Boo, I am really kinda sorry I had to give you the disease, but I
really, really just don't like your show.  Sorry.  Perhaps if you acquired a new and
better manager?
     Yes, the Mad Cow Disease is Duelmaster.  He is also currently competing in
Adepts at The Orlando Face.  (Notice how I speak third person?)  There is a strong
likelihood that I will die there, and you will have to watch that Honey Boo Boo junk
show again.  I pity you more than me.
     So wish me luck in Orlando.  And here in Aruak City, if I make it back.
Challenge me!  (Be sure to wear protection.)
          Mad Cow Disease, DMI

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in ARUAK CITY a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets 
poor.  So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  It seems the training can 
make the difference, as THE JOKER'S WILD is pushed out of top team by BULLDOGS, who 
came from 8th with a 3-2-0 this turn.  BULLDOGS stable has parlayed this turn's 3-2-0 
into a 7 space move up the rankings.  This brings them up to 1st place.  Good work, 
guys!  The CHAOS CARNIVAL guild has had a 3-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in 
the future.  You never know where this kind of thing can lead.  On their very first 
turn, THE VULGARIANS had a 4-1-0, and with this kind of luck or skill, should do 
well.  Welcome to ARUAK CITY.  And let's see, SNOOTS fought EMBEZZLING SCRIBE and 
gained 20 points and contributed to THE VULGARIANS' 4-1-0.  KONANN CEE has lost to 
ROYAL BLUSH, falling 14 points, while helping make THE HERQULOIDS a 1-4-0 turn.  The 
attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and MAD COW DISEASE remains ARUAK 
CITY's top warrior for another turn.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the 
top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Victory Tavern until they win.  
Maybe?   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  ANIMAL FARM has cause to stand tall, as they 
were ARUAK CITY's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  
And guess who avoided ANIMAL FARM stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was BLUE 
STEEL.  Anyone surprised?  The most challenged warrior this turn was THE JOKER'S 
WILD's warrior HILDA.  More fighters challenged her than challenged the Duelmaster!   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  DIAMONDBACK has departed ARUAK CITY, leaving REPTILIAN REBELS without their 
6-5-0 warrior.  Question, just what was his team doing at the taverns last night?  Is 
it really true that ARUAK CITY has more dishwashers per capita that fighters?  Just 
thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, ARUAK CITY, the taverns have old wine, and young serving 
girls.  Who could ask for more?  Always good to rest in ARUAK CITY, but never good to 
wear out my welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until the sun next rises and my 
pen sets to paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAD COW DISEASE 7493         13   3  1   131       BULLDOGS (157)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATTABOY 7566                 18   7  1   113       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 KEISHA 7584                  16   6  0   107       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 PURPLE POODLE 7447           24  15  0   103       BULLDOGS (157)
-NY STATE OF MIND 7402        13   3  0   102       ILLMATIC (626)
 TICKLE ME TIGER 7391         14  10  1    98       FURRY FURY (611)
 KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515         21  15  0    94       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 HILDA 7464                   16  13  1    93       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 HONEY BOO BOO 7645           10   3  1    92       REALITY TV (646)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARK JESTER 7438             21  16  1    91       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 UDDER DELIGHT 7537           16  10  0    91       BULLDOGS (157)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROYAL BLUSH 7555             18   7  0    89       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
-CLARET CRAWDAD 7246          21  15  0    84       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-NASTY ELEMENTAL 7293         14  19  1    82       IMMORTALS (85)
 FRIDMYNDR 7512               16  13  0    76       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 KONANN CEE 7609              14  18  2    73       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
-BLUE'S CLUES 7407             6   1  0    69       NICK JR. (627)
-LEO GUARDSMAN 7317           17  16  0    67       IMMORTALS (85)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PROPHECY 1977                10   6  0    66       CRYSTAL SHRINE (213)
-ACOLYTE 2128                  5   5  0    65       CRYSTAL SHRINE (213)
-NOBODY YOU KNOW 7603         10  11  0    63       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
-ANDERS 7593                   6   0  0    62       THE FINAL FIVE (642)
-FUR B. GONE 7630              5   5  0    58       FURRY FURY (611)
 ACE HIGH 7690                10   2  0    57       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GREY STREAK 7673              8   1  1    56       COLORIFIC (511)
 D'ENDRRAH 7632                8   7  0    56       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
-GOLD TOOTH 7643               4   1  2    54       COLORIFIC (511)
 UNCLEAN ONE 7659              9   4  0    53       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
-EBONY EYE 7671                6   0  0    53       COLORIFIC (511)
-FRANKLIN 7409                 5   2  2    52       NICK JR. (627)
 IDOL 4466                     4   2  1    49       CRYSTAL SHRINE (213)
-MCWITTLE 7474                10  11  1    48       IMMORTALS (85)
 ANNEMEHL 7631                10   8  0    47       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 FULL HOUSE 7653               7   7  0    46       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 SMARG DARKBLADE 7605          7  16  1    45       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
-HOTBLACK DESIATO 7540         7  10  3    41       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
-LEMON LAMB 7722               4   1  0    41       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 HOT DOG 7601                  7   9  1    39       BULLDOGS (157)
 TOUCAN SAM 7718               4   3  0    39       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
-CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696           4   1  1    38       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-ENTRON 7473                   8  13  0    37       IMMORTALS (85)
-ORANGE OTTER 7716             5   1  0    37       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-HALLUCINATION 2134            6   3  0    36       CRYSTAL SHRINE (213)
 DOGGY BAG 7740                3   3  0    35       BULLDOGS (157)
 SAVAGE WITCH 7607             4  19  1    34       THE HERQULOIDS (644)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FUSCHSIA FROG 7670            8   2  0    33       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-BLUE BLOOD 7721               4   1  0    33       COLORIFIC (511)
 ANNAEL 7732                   5   2  0    31       BLUE STEEL (655)
 MOTHER GOOSE 7669             5   6  0    30       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 KARGHUST 7620                 3  15  2    30       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
-GREEN SNOT 7642               4   3  0    28       COLORIFIC (511)
-SAUL 7591                     3   1  0    28       THE FINAL FIVE (642)
-DAMEON 2912                   5   6  2    27       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (301)
 OPUS 7667                     4   7  0    27       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 EGLIN 7730                    5   2  0    26       BLUE STEEL (655)
 WOOTZ 7729                    4   3  0    26       BLUE STEEL (655)
-TUCK 7411                     4   3  1    24       NICK JR. (627)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VIKTIR 7749                   3   1  0    23       WRATHMEN II (656)
 FOGHORN LEGHORN 7668          4   7  0    22       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 SHEA 7738                     4   1  0    22       WRATHMEN II (656)
 BLACKJACK 7715                4   5  0    21       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
-WINNY 7408                    4   2  0    21       NICK JR. (627)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ELLEN 7594                    1   1  0    20       THE FINAL FIVE (642)
 MESSY MIKE 7775               1   1  0    20       BORN LOSERS (657)
 SNOOTS 7759                   1   0  0    20       THE VULGARIANS (658)
 LAMB CHOP STOP 7710           1   0  0    19       EASTER FEASTER (653)
 HZIULQUOIGMNZHAH 7773         2   0  0    18       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 BLISTER 7728                  3   4  0    17       BLUE STEEL (655)
 SHARP 7431                    1   1  0    16       NATURAL BLADES (630)
 MARAG 7731                    2   5  0    15       BLUE STEEL (655)
-CAT UNDERWATER 7774           1   0  1    15       FURRY FURY (611)
 CAMEL GIRL 7757               1   0  0    15       THE VULGARIANS (658)
 WOODSY OWL 7741               2   3  1    14       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 KLANG 7695                    1  10  0    13       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 MEDIOCRETAUR 7760             1   0  0    13       THE VULGARIANS (658)
-TWISTY TURTLE 7734            3   3  0    12       FURRY FURY (611)
 BLACK GOLD 7761               1   0  0    11       THE VULGARIANS (658)
-HUMMA KAVULA 7698             1   1  0    10       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 QUENTIN 7751                  2   2  0     8       WRATHMEN II (656)
-SIR EDWARD 3793               1   3  1     7       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (301)
-COLIN 7678                    0   2  0     6       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 CAN'T FIGHT 7745              1   2  0     5       BORN LOSERS (657)
 SHA-KU'RA 7748                0   3  0     3       BORN LOSERS (657)
-ZORSEA 3802                   0   3  0     3       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (301)
 LOST CAUSE 7744               0   3  0     3       BORN LOSERS (657)
 FITS OF GOODNESS 7776         0   1  0     2       BORN LOSERS (657)
-MAD CRIMINAL 7674             0   1  0     1       ILLMATIC (626)
-GUARDIAN NAGA 4774            0   1  0     1       CRYSTAL SHRINE (213)
 SPRINKLES 7758                0   1  0     1       THE VULGARIANS (658)
-SLABTAVION 7772               0   1  0     1       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (301)
-BASTION 7771                  0   1  0     1       KNIGHTS OF LEGEND (301)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LAST CHANCE 7746        1  1 0 BORN LOSERS 657      CAT UNDERWATER 7774   728   
TSATHOGGUA 7588        10  9 0 CHAOS CARNIVAL 631   KONANN CEE 7609       725  REVENGED
RACOON IN PANTS 7752    1  1 0 FURRY FURY 611       WOODSY OWL 7741       726  REVENGED
RYAN LOGBECK 2914       3  7 0 KNIGHTS OF LEGEN 301 GOLD TOOTH 7643       726   
DA2 7428                0  1 0 NATURAL BLADES 630   SPYMASTER             729  NONE
DIAMONDBACK 4204        6  6 0 REPTILIAN REBELS 312 IDOL 4466             729   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We are proud of our own Mad Cow Disease who squeezed out Honey Boo Boo for both Most
Watched Reality Show and Aruak City Duelmaster.  Duelmasters drink free at The
Bulldog Inn. -- Kennelworth, Proprietor

Fur B. Gone -- You took my bun and I didn't harm a hair on your head! -- Hot Dog

Tickle Me Tiger -- What a surprise, eh?!  You thought your style and skill gave you
the advantage over dumb ole me, but I was best in show.  Bow wow! -- Purple Poodle

Kohann Cee -- Lucky, lucky me!  Isn't that result utterly delughtful?! -- Udder
Delight

Can't Fight -- Usually that's me.  You know, the one who can't fight his way out of a
paper bag?  Dripping all over the place?  But today, I used plastic and you proved
that perhaps a Born Loser can be worse than a stinky ole doggy bag.  Woof! -- Doggy
Bag

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Aruak City, The Heart And Soul Of Andoria awaits us all.
-- Kennelworth

Notice to all -- Purple People Eater is on vacation.  We are all celebrating. --
Proud Colorifics

Blackjack -- I just wanted to say that DMing is like craps, hence, you were
worthless. -- Blue Blood, Proud Colorific Winner

Yo ho ho!  Jest wantin' ta say this'n ole pirate bea prod 'o ye, Lemon Lamb and
Claret Crawdad.  Aye. -- Mino

Wootz -- Perhaps your idea of leading a lamb to slaughter was a bit premature?
Thanks for letting me easily shear you and the gift of those three attack skills.  No
matter what anyone else keeps saying, I think you are all right! -- Lemon Lamb

Nobody You Know -- Some days you get the crawfish; some days the crawfish gets you.
It was my day! -- Claret Crawfish

F2F was a success for this City!  I was especially proud to watch EBONY EYE do
exceeding well!  I lost my voice in the gallery while rooting for him.  Great job! --
Trim, Manager of Blue Steel

LOST CAUSE -- Brave challenge and good fight.  You lasted longer than I expected.
Keep practicing and we can try it again sometime. -- Annael

OSKSI NOBLE should have beeen rated the least popular fighter, not me!  How can this
be?  I even took a bath last month (or was that two months ago?).  Anyway, I can't
help it if I'm matched against a worthless opponent.  He was NOT Noble if you ask me.
Wow, I win and get boo'ed!  <indistinct mummbling as he walk off...> -- Eglin

LEMON LAMB -- This is my second loss to you.  Please leave me alone!  Your hooves are
too sharp! -- Wootz

DIAMONDBACK -- Havin' scaled armur under yer armur shoods nae be allowed!  An' when
ye bit me, 'at was tay much.  Ah dornt loch snakes! -- Marag

Hilda -- I really preferred the outcome of our prior two engagements much more than I
did this one. -- Fridmyndr

Klang -- Smackin' your sword on your shield, while mildly annoying, is not really all
that distracting.  Time for a new plan. -- Quentin

Twisty Turtle -- Never saw a furry turtle before. -- Viktir

NY State of Mind -- Notice how I just stand there watching as you get back up?  Guess
I was in shock at actually landing a blow. -- Koochi

Blue's Clues -- Too skilled for me. -- Annemehl

Mad Criminal -- I'd be mad, too!  I stole that win from you. -- Shea

All -- From the lightless depths of N'kai somewhere in the Nether Planes of
Kzzz'garath'naakt, I give you Hziulquoigmnzhah!  He says he's Tsathoggua's uncle (and
there's a resemblance, perhaps a few extra tentacles and eyes, and a name even more
difficult to pronounce), and he's here to "consume souls on the field of battle and
bask in the energies of despair."  Hm.  Have fun with him everyone! -- Uncle Nurgle
(Chaos Carnivalmaster for you new teams!)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA2 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PURPLE POODLE outwaited DARK JESTER in a dull 22 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
HONEY BOO BOO was savagely defeated by KEISHA in a 4 minute expert's Challenge fight.
FRIDMYNDR was overpowered by TICKLE ME TIGER in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
UNCLEAN ONE bested FULL HOUSE in a action packed 4 minute Challenge brawl.
ANNAEL defeated FOGHORN LEGHORN in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
TOUCAN SAM overpowered SAVAGE WITCH in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
EGLIN outlasted OPUS in a dull 19 minute Challenge melee.
HZIULQUOIGMNZHAH viciously subdued KLANG in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
WOODSY OWL was vanquished by DOGGY BAG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MAD COW DISEASE overpowered HILDA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
UDDER DELIGHT was devastated by ATTABOY in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
KONANN CEE was demolished by ROYAL BLUSH in a 3 minute mismatched match.
KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO overpowered VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ACE HIGH outlasted HOT DOG in a popular 13 minute bloody duel.
DIAMONDBACK was viciously butchered by IDOL in a 2 minute brutal fray.
SMARG DARKBLADE bested MOTHER GOOSE in a 2 minute brawl.
D'ENDRRAH devastated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ANNEMEHL demolished KARGHUST in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MARAG was beaten by BLACKJACK in a 1 minute fight.
BLISTER was handily defeated by MESSY MIKE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
WOOTZ overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SHARP demolished CAN'T FIGHT in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SHEA won victory over FITS OF GOODNESS in a 2 minute amateur's fray.
LOST CAUSE was overpowered by BLACK GOLD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SHA-KU'RA was overpowered by MEDIOCRETAUR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
VIKTIR defeated SPRINKLES in a 1 minute novice's duel.
QUENTIN was overpowered by LAMB CHOP STOP in a 1 minute uneven match.
CAMEL GIRL overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SNOOTS overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         PARRY-RIPOSTE     23 -   7 -  0      77  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -   6 -  1      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         TOTAL PARRY       56 -  38 -  2      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         STRIKING ATTACK   48 -  36 -  1      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         LUNGING ATTACK    40 -  39 -  2      51  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         WALL OF STEEL     25 -  27 -  1      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   40 -  46 -  4      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         AIMED BLOW        18 -  31 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    24 -  45 -  2      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   7 -  0      22  |

Turn 729 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         3 -  4         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  3     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MAD COW DISEASE 7493       13   3  1  131 BULLDOGS (157)
LUNGING ATTACK   ATTABOY 7566               18   7  1  113 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
TOTAL PARRY      PURPLE POODLE 7447         24  15  0  103 BULLDOGS (157)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       TICKLE ME TIGER 7391       14  10  1   98 FURRY FURY (611)
SLASHING ATTACK  KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515       21  15  0   94 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
BASHING ATTACK   HILDA 7464                 16  13  1   93 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
WALL OF STEEL    HONEY BOO BOO 7645         10   3  1   92 REALITY TV (646)
STRIKING ATTACK  UDDER DELIGHT 7537         16  10  0   91 BULLDOGS (157)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HOT DOG 7601.  The ten other most popular fighters were KEISHA 7584, FULL 
HOUSE 7653, FOGHORN LEGHORN 7668, HZIULQUOIGMNZHAH 7773, FRIDMYNDR 7512, KONANN CEE 
7609, IDOL 4466, SMARG DARKBLADE 7605, HONEY BOO BOO 7645, and TICKLE ME TIGER 7391.

The least popular fighter this week was PURPLE POODLE 7447.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DARK JESTER 7438, OPUS 7667, EGLIN 7730, ACE HIGH 7690, QUENTIN 
7751, SHA-KU'RA 7748, LOST CAUSE 7744, CAN'T FIGHT 7745, BLISTER 7728, and MARAG 
7731.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

KEISHA (11-7584) WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)