DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/09/2013    Duedate: 08/22/2013

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-730

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MAD COW DISEASE
BULLDOGS (157)
(11-7493) [14-3-1,146]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MAD COW DISEASE                WOOTZ
BULLDOGS (157)                 BLUE STEEL (655)
(11-7493) [14-3-1,146]         (11-7729) [5-3-0,42]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO                KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO
WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)           WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
(11-7515) [22-15-0,110]        (11-7515) [22-15-0,110]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE VULGARIANS (658)        64
2. FURRY FURY (611)            43      REALITY TV (646)
3. WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)        37      Unchartered Team
4. COLORIFIC (511)             33
5. ANIMAL FARM (510)           28      THE VULGARIANS (658)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*EASTER FEASTER (653)       1   0  0  100   1/ 7 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)     10  3 0
 2/ 2*THE VULGARIANS (658)       9   1  0 90.0   2/ 3 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)     10  5 0
 3/ 3 REALITY TV (646)          10   4  1 71.4   3/10*THE VULGARIANS (658)      9  1 0
 4- 4*NICK JR. (627)            22  10  3 68.8   4/ 1 BULLDOGS (157)            8  6 0
 5/ 5 COLORIFIC (511)          687 331 24 67.5   5/ 2 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)    8  7 0
 6/ 6 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1451 745 51 66.1   6/ 5*WRATHMEN II (656)         7  2 0
 7/ 7 BULLDOGS (157)           %1380 940 43 59.5   7/ 4*BLUE STEEL (655)          7  8 0
 8/ 9*WRATHMEN II (656)         11   8  0 57.9   8/ 9 COLORIFIC (511)           5  1 0
 9/10 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)     210 164 10 56.1   9/ 6 FURRY FURY (611)          5  3 3
10/ 8*THE FINAL FIVE (642)      11   9  0 55.0  10/ 8 ANIMAL FARM (510)         4  1 0
11-13 ILLMATIC (626)            33  29  1 53.2  11/11 FLAGRANT FOWL (649)       3  7 0
12/12 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)    94  85  1 52.5  12/14 THE HERQULOIDS (644)      2 13 0
13/14 FURRY FURY (611)          85  77  7 52.5  13-16*NICK JR. (627)            1  0 0
14/15 CRYSTAL SHRINE (213)      52  49  3 51.5  14-17*EASTER FEASTER (653)      1  0 0
15-16 REPTILIAN REBELS (312)    62  61  4 50.4  15/15 CRYSTAL SHRINE (213)      1  1 1
16/11*BLUE STEEL (655)          20  20  0 50.0  16-20*NATURAL BLADES (630)      1  1 0
17/19 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      87 105  4 45.3  17-19 ILLMATIC (626)            1  1 0
18/20 FLAGRANT FOWL (649)       21  37  1 36.2  18-21 REPTILIAN REBELS (312)    1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/21 THE HERQULOIDS (644)      45 104  8 30.2  19/13*THE FINAL FIVE (642)      1  2 0
20-22*NATURAL BLADES (630)       2   5  0 28.6  20/ 0*GENTLE THINGS (660)       1  3 1
21/ 0*GENTLE THINGS (660)        1   3  1 25.0  21/12*BORN LOSERS (657)         1 11 0
22/24*BORN LOSERS (657)          3  14  0 17.6  22/22 REALITY TV (646)          0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 364): URA GONER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 729): MAD COW DISEASE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 729): SIDEWINDER of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 714): LULU ORLENE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 716): PHIFE of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 713): DMX of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 710): EGLANTINE NOGS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 711): HIGH POINTS of HER BEST ASSETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 647): CHAD GORAM of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 671): RAMBLING ROSE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 662): ARLENE ROSS of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 311): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 556): DELILAH of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 614): LORIS KEY of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 364): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 729): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 729): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 714): ARE YOU ? (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 716): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 713): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 710): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 711): WRATHMEN Z (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 674): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 671): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 662): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 311): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 556): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 614): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 364): URA GONER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
                           IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
               (turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 729): KEISHA of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 729): SIDEWINDER of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 712): JOSH LITTLE of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
                              WYANADA ZOAR of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
                              ELECTRIC SHEEP of ANDROID DUNGEON 10 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 711): PARANOID PETE of WRATHMEN Z (Kharadmon, mgr.)
             (turn 710): LUMBER JAK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 662): CLARA ROSE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
                             BROWN EYED SUSAN of NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Hi all.  It is me, your friendly, but highly dangerous Duelmaster, reporting in
after squeezing out my second Duelmaster Title.  I wish I had better news to bring
you from Orlando as I stunk the place up (But got a few people sick in the process!
Yeah!) with a 1-3.  I lost to Willow (LU), Pepp (AB) the eventual TC, and Equity
Talent (ST) while only defeating Brandon (ST) in Adepts.
     I guess I should salute Aruak City's Ebony Eye of Colorific, who upstaged me, as
the Runner Up in Initiates.  She went 13-3 and then won a grudge match for 14-3.  I
just cannot get into liking those "Proud Colorifics" though, especially with their
loudmouthed manager, Purple People Eater.
     Well, you had better challenge me quickly; I will not be in this arena much
longer unless I abdicate and wait it out for more tournaments.  Shall I?
              Mad Cow Disease, DMII

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in ARUAK CITY!  I still haven't told Mom I'm 
writing Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Like, BULLDOGS had to be 
so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by CHAOS CARNIVAL!  Way to go CHAOS 
CARNIVAL!  Uncool, BORN LOSERS.  I mean 0-2-0 is bad.  Will they will be allowed to 
fight?  I say use 'em for training practice!  The guys at THE VULGARIANS like really 
pulled together to get a 5-0-0 this turn, moving up by 7.  Cut this out and put it in 
your scrapbooks, COLORIFIC!  'Cause they got 4-0-0 and moved up to 8th!  MVP award 
for TICKLE ME TIGER?  FURRY FURY's proud of her after beating ROYAL BLUSH and getting 
38 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  D'ENDRRAH's match with FUSCHSIA FROG cost 
her a loss of 20 points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  MAD COW DISEASE 
stopped HONEY BOO BOO dead in hers tracks!  I hear the top team insists all their 
warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  WRATHMEN DM 20 was ARUAK CITY's most avoided team.  
Is there some award for that?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are BULLDOGS?  WRATHMEN 
DM 20, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an 
invitation!  Can BULLDOGS' PURPLE POODLE be more popular than me?  He was challenged 
the most, but is that really the same?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  TICKLE ME TIGER of FURRY FURY wasn't 
planning on killing ROYAL BLUSH, I bet.  Now she has to worry about being 
Bloodfeuded, and getting put on lists...  Hey you guys, don't you think your families 
would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  I had 
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAD COW DISEASE 7493         14   3  1   146       BULLDOGS (157)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TICKLE ME TIGER 7391         15  10  2   136       FURRY FURY (611)
 ATTABOY 7566                 19   7  1   115       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515         22  15  0   110       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 DARK JESTER 7438             22  16  1   104       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
-NY STATE OF MIND 7402        13   3  0   102       ILLMATIC (626)
 FRIDMYNDR 7512               17  13  0    97       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 PURPLE POODLE 7447           24  16  0    95       BULLDOGS (157)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KONANN CEE 7609              15  18  2    92       THE HERQULOIDS (644)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HONEY BOO BOO 7645           10   4  1    87       REALITY TV (646)
 HILDA 7464                   16  14  1    85       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 CLARET CRAWDAD 7246          21  16  0    79       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 UDDER DELIGHT 7537           16  11  0    74       BULLDOGS (157)
 NOBODY YOU KNOW 7603         11  11  0    70       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
-BLUE'S CLUES 7407             6   1  0    69       NICK JR. (627)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PROPHECY 1977                10   6  0    66       CRYSTAL SHRINE (213)
-ACOLYTE 2128                  5   5  0    65       CRYSTAL SHRINE (213)
-ANDERS 7593                   6   0  0    62       THE FINAL FIVE (642)
 ACE HIGH 7690                11   2  0    61       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 GREY STREAK 7673              9   1  1    58       COLORIFIC (511)
 EBONY EYE 7671                7   0  0    58       COLORIFIC (511)
-FUR B. GONE 7630              5   5  0    58       FURRY FURY (611)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FUSCHSIA FROG 7670            9   2  0    56       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 UNCLEAN ONE 7659             10   4  0    55       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
-GOLD TOOTH 7643               4   1  2    54       COLORIFIC (511)
-FRANKLIN 7409                 5   2  2    52       NICK JR. (627)
 IDOL 4466                     4   3  1    51       CRYSTAL SHRINE (213)
 ORANGE OTTER 7716             6   1  0    47       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 BLUE BLOOD 7721               5   1  0    47       COLORIFIC (511)
 SMARG DARKBLADE 7605          7  17  1    45       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 TOUCAN SAM 7718               5   3  0    43       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 WOOTZ 7729                    5   3  0    42       BLUE STEEL (655)
-LEMON LAMB 7722               4   1  0    41       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 FULL HOUSE 7653               7   8  0    40       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 GREEN SNOT 7642               5   3  0    40       COLORIFIC (511)
 ANNEMEHL 7631                10   9  0    39       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
-HOT DOG 7601                  7   9  1    39       BULLDOGS (157)
-CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696           4   1  1    38       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 D'ENDRRAH 7632                8   8  0    36       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
-HALLUCINATION 2134            6   3  0    36       CRYSTAL SHRINE (213)
 SAVAGE WITCH 7607             4  20  1    35       THE HERQULOIDS (644)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VIKTIR 7749                   4   1  0    33       WRATHMEN II (656)
 DOGGY BAG 7740                3   4  0    32       BULLDOGS (157)
 FOGHORN LEGHORN 7668          5   7  0    31       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 ANNAEL 7732                   5   3  0    31       BLUE STEEL (655)
 SAUL 7591                     4   1  0    31       THE FINAL FIVE (642)
 KARGHUST 7620                 3  16  2    31       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 HZIULQUOIGMNZHAH 7773         3   0  0    29       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 SNOOTS 7759                   2   0  0    29       THE VULGARIANS (658)
 MOTHER GOOSE 7669             5   7  0    28       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 OPUS 7667                     4   8  0    28       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 CAMEL GIRL 7757               2   0  0    28       THE VULGARIANS (658)
 EGLIN 7730                    5   3  0    26       BLUE STEEL (655)
-TUCK 7411                     4   3  1    24       NICK JR. (627)
 MEDIOCRETAUR 7760             2   0  0    24       THE VULGARIANS (658)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLACK GOLD 7761               2   0  0    23       THE VULGARIANS (658)
-WINNY 7408                    4   2  0    21       NICK JR. (627)
-ELLEN 7594                    1   1  0    20       THE FINAL FIVE (642)
 SPRINKLES 7758                1   1  0    20       THE VULGARIANS (658)
-LAMB CHOP STOP 7710           1   0  0    19       EASTER FEASTER (653)
 BLACKJACK 7715                4   6  0    18       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLISTER 7728                  3   5  0    18       BLUE STEEL (655)
 QUENTIN 7751                  3   2  0    17       WRATHMEN II (656)
 MARAG 7731                    2   6  0    16       BLUE STEEL (655)
-SHARP 7431                    1   1  0    16       NATURAL BLADES (630)
-CAT UNDERWATER 7774           1   0  1    15       FURRY FURY (611)
 SHEA 7738                     4   2  0    14       WRATHMEN II (656)
 KLANG 7695                    1  11  0    14       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
-TWISTY TURTLE 7734            3   3  0    12       FURRY FURY (611)
 WOODSY OWL 7741               2   4  1    11       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 MESSY MIKE 7775               1   2  0    10       BORN LOSERS (657)
 PARAKEET 7780                 1   0  1     7       GENTLE THINGS (660)
-CAN'T FIGHT 7745              1   2  0     5       BORN LOSERS (657)
-SHA-KU'RA 7748                0   3  0     3       BORN LOSERS (657)
-LOST CAUSE 7744               0   3  0     3       BORN LOSERS (657)
-MAD CRIMINAL 7674             0   1  0     1       ILLMATIC (626)
-GUARDIAN NAGA 4774            0   1  0     1       CRYSTAL SHRINE (213)
 CUB 7778                      0   1  0     1       GENTLE THINGS (660)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FITS OF GOODNESS 7776   0  2 0 BORN LOSERS 657      PARAKEET 7780         730   
LAST CHANCE 7746        1  1 0 BORN LOSERS 657      CAT UNDERWATER 7774   728   
DOOMED FUR 7788         0  1 0 FURRY FURY 611       BLACK ORC             730  NONE
RACOON IN PANTS 7752    1  1 0 FURRY FURY 611       WOODSY OWL 7741       726  REVENGED
GERBIL 7781             0  1 0 GENTLE THINGS 660    BANDIT PRINCE         730  NONE
HAMSTER 7777            0  1 0 GENTLE THINGS 660    SHEWISH GIANT         730  NONE
RYAN LOGBECK 2914       3  7 0 KNIGHTS OF LEGEN 301 GOLD TOOTH 7643       726  NONE
DIAMONDBACK 4204        6  6 0 REPTILIAN REBELS 312 IDOL 4466             729   
CHIEF 7770              0  1 0 THE FINAL FIVE 642   HIGH ELF              730  NONE
DA 7782                 0  1 0 THE FINAL FIVE 642   STONE GOLEM           730  NONE
ROYAL BLUSH 7555       18  8 0 THE JOKER'S WILD 599 TICKLE ME TIGER 7391  730   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

A salute to Lord Protector Keisha.  What a woman! -- Kennelworth and The Bulldogs

Our own Mad Cow Disease adds another DM Crown and I am so proud of him.  Duelmasters
drink free at The Bulldog Inn. -- Kennelworth

Dark Jester -- I am howling with relief and delight at that vistory.  Arf arf. --
Purple Poodle

Woodsy Owl -- Thanks for the challenge, I suppose you don't give a hoot that you
lost? -- Doggy Bag

Ace High -- You were just too much for this hot dog.  Well done. -- Hot Dog

Attaboy -- Was that any way to treat a stacked lady?  You curr! -- Udder Delight

Hilda -- Perhaps it was something you ate?  Or...? -- Mad Cow Disease

I think my old friend, Mino, got lost on the way home from Orlando.  What a pirate,
eh?  I think he and his Animal Farm critters will be back next round. -- Kennelworth

A shout out and welcome to the newer teams arriving in Aruak City.  Welcome to The
Vulgarians (That name looks quite interesting!), Easter Feaster (Looks like a one-man
tourney team?) and Natural Blades.  Y'all stop in at The Bulldog Inn and have a drink
on the house.  (Yes, your whole team.) -- Kennelworth, Proprietor

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Aruak City, The Heart And Soul Of Andoria awaits. --
Kennelworth

Trim -- It is good to see that you are a follower of the REAL warriors.  Ebony Eye
almost pulled it off with a TC.  He was probably cheated by a monster with a name
starting with T.  I will spank her when she returns for allowing that to happen and
depriving me of the TC which was rightfully mine. -- Purple People Eater, Proud
Colorific Manager
P.S.  Sitting in the final seats and losing SUCKS!

OPUS -- Nobody appreciates the finesse of our style... don't listen to them.  This
was a close and exciting match!  You almost had me there in minute 15 & 16.  I'm glad
we both learned well... thanks and hope we meet again.  Just curious how you ended up
with more points than me even though I won?  Never seen that before... you must some
pull with the commission. -- Eglin

MESSY MIKE -- Brutally atempting to slay me?!  What did I ever do to you? -- Blister

BLACKJACK -- Ow!  Mbbble bmmmble grrg... (indistinct mumbling due to the bandage over
her jaw) -- Marag

FOGHORN LEGHORN -- My staff is nicked and my armor's dented from your many swings.
Good fight!  I'm glad we both learned well and wish you better luck next time.  My
manager appreciates the free fight you granted for next turn. -- Annael

Congrats to KEISHA for the invite to the Island.  Also to MAD COW DISEASE for holding
the throne.  Very pleased with my crew again with their 3-2 turn.  Our training with
my Primus friend must be paying off! -- Trim, mgr. of Blue Steel

Diamondback (ghost of....) -- Why did you have to go and do that?!  I LOVE that
scimitar!  Intricately carved ivory hilt depicting souls swirling towards Ahringol,
represented by the blood colored ruby setting, inlaid with platinum.  The blade
pristine and sharpened to a razor edge.  You had the gall to make me drop my
beautiful scimitar to that filthy arena floor and make me use that nasty, rusty
hatchet my manager insisted I take out with me.  Well if you ask me, you got your
just desserts for that one you cold hearted viper!  Who knew I'd be that much faster
with that crummy old thing, or that much deadlier?  One more battle for me and I go
back to my lofty perch in the Shrine and the adoration of all my worshipers.  Perhaps
I'll try that silly little hatchet once more.  I'd hate to take the chance that my
lovely scimitar get dirty again! -- Idol

Reptilian Rebels -- Looks like you won't get a chance to bloodfeud Idol as you have
no one else listed with the commission and she's only fighting one more turn.  Sorry
about that. -- DD

Greetings, scumbags, 'tis I Mordraith proud proprietor of The Vulgarians, your one
stop shop for brutal beatings. -- Mordraith, mgr The Vulgarians

Lost Cause -- Aptly named... -- Black Gold

Sha-Ku'Ra -- Another born loser?!  Why spoil a Mediocre Time... -- The Mediocretaur

Viktir -- A man of wrath indeed.  Maybe this whole arena isn't inbred window lickers
after all... -- Sprinkles

Honey Boo Boo -- Seemed as if your armor had you pretty well protected.  Except for
that big butt of yours hangin' out.  Heehee. -- Keisha

For anyone interested:  Keisha is a 9(2)-11-7-17-17-8-17 PR.  Master in riposte (+2),
AdEx in attack, Master in parry, and an AdEx in defense (+2).  Is naturally adept
with the SC, VL/VL rhythm, and tends to focus on parry skills.  Never ran that
rhythm.  She performed quite well running LO/MO and later on opening with LO/H.
Getting a Ripper out alive was at the top of my DM Bucket List.  So now it's time to
work on an AB. -- Kharadmon

Tickle Me Tiger -- If you would just hold still for one moment... -- Fridmyndr

Udder Delight -- I found watching you dance to be utterly delightful. -- Attaboy

Karghust -- I think you dropped something. -- Annemehl

Fits of Goodness -- I hope you are facing someone else when you have one of those. --
Shea

Sprinkles -- You don't seem all that vulgar. -- Viktir

Lamb Chop Stop -- That was really rather pathetic on my part... unless of course
you're really THAT good? -- Quentin

Purple Poodle -- Oooh, I see what you did there!  I'll have to adjust to your
adjustment, assuming you don't adjust to my adjustment to your adjustment.  Haha!
Wait...hmm. I'm going to have to go back to the thinking place awhile. -- Dark Jester

Sorry for the thin trickle of personals lately, folks, the Carnival is undergoing a
time of change!  Huzzah, Chaos!  Also, welcome to the new, and old, teams that are
popping up all over!  Good to see you in Aruak City. -- Uncle Nurgle,
Ccgrandmastahflash

     A change to... plain txt?

Full House -- You are quite an enduring talent!  A blanket apology for Unclean
One's... fragrance, and the effects thereof. -- Uncle Nurgle, speaking for his
construct

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DOOMED FUR was butchered by BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
CHIEF was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
GERBIL was dealt death by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
HAMSTER was narrowly killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
DARK JESTER devastated HILDA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO savagely defeated PURPLE POODLE in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
IDOL was unbelievably bested by ACE HIGH in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
DOGGY BAG was defeated by TOUCAN SAM in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
EGLIN was viciously subdued by SAUL in a slow 16 minute brutal Challenge fight.
GREEN SNOT handily defeated KARGHUST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
BLISTER was demolished by SNOOTS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MEDIOCRETAUR handily defeated WOODSY OWL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
HZIULQUOIGMNZHAH demolished MESSY MIKE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
VIKTIR handily defeated OPUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
BLACK GOLD vanquished KLANG in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
MAD COW DISEASE overpowered HONEY BOO BOO in a 4 minute mismatched Title brawl.
KEISHA overpowered VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
ATTABOY beat VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's fight.
UDDER DELIGHT was devastated by FRIDMYNDR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TICKLE ME TIGER slaughtered ROYAL BLUSH in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
CLARET CRAWDAD was vanquished by KONANN CEE in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
NOBODY YOU KNOW overpowered FULL HOUSE in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
SAVAGE WITCH was overpowered by ORANGE OTTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ANNEMEHL was defeated by BLUE BLOOD in a exciting 1 minute bout.
D'ENDRRAH was vanquished by FUSCHSIA FROG in a 1 minute uneven bout.
UNCLEAN ONE viciously subdued ANNAEL in a dull 12 minute brutal bout.
SMARG DARKBLADE was viciously subdued by WOOTZ in a 1 minute brutal duel.
EBONY EYE overpowered MOTHER GOOSE in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
GREY STREAK defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 3 minute match.
SHEA was subdued by SPRINKLES in a 2 minute fight.
MARAG was overpowered by FOGHORN LEGHORN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BLACKJACK was overpowered by CAMEL GIRL in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
QUENTIN devastated CUB in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FITS OF GOODNESS was viciously butchered by PARAKEET in a 1 minute novice's battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         PARRY-RIPOSTE     24 -   6 -  0      80  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -   6 -  1      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         TOTAL PARRY       55 -  40 -  0      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         STRIKING ATTACK   48 -  36 -  1      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         LUNGING ATTACK    42 -  38 -  2      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         SLASHING ATTACK   43 -  49 -  3      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         WALL OF STEEL     23 -  28 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         AIMED BLOW        21 -  33 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    22 -  44 -  2      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   6 -  1      25  |

Turn 730 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  6         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1                                       2  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  3                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  4                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         4 -  4                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  6                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  4                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MAD COW DISEASE 7493       14   3  1  146 BULLDOGS (157)
AIMED BLOW       TICKLE ME TIGER 7391       15  10  2  136 FURRY FURY (611)
LUNGING ATTACK   ATTABOY 7566               19   7  1  115 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
SLASHING ATTACK  KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515       22  15  0  110 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
TOTAL PARRY      DARK JESTER 7438           22  16  1  104 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
STRIKING ATTACK  FRIDMYNDR 7512             17  13  0   97 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
WALL OF STEEL    HONEY BOO BOO 7645         10   4  1   87 REALITY TV (646)
BASHING ATTACK   HILDA 7464                 16  14  1   85 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
PARRY-STRIKE     FUSCHSIA FROG 7670          9   2  0   56 ANIMAL FARM (510)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 7515.  The ten other most popular fighters were IDOL 4466, 
MAD COW DISEASE 7493, NOBODY YOU KNOW 7603, ATTABOY 7566, TICKLE ME TIGER 7391, 
SPRINKLES 7758, HILDA 7464, PURPLE POODLE 7447, GREEN SNOT 7642, and BLACK GOLD 7761.

The least popular fighter this week was EGLIN 7730.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were UNCLEAN ONE 7659, SAUL 7591, ANNAEL 7732, CUB 7778, BLACKJACK 7715, 
MARAG 7731, SHEA 7738, GREY STREAK 7673, MOTHER GOOSE 7669, and SMARG DARKBLADE 7605.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MAD COW DISEASE (11-7493) BULLDOGS (157)
UDDER DELIGHT (11-7537) BULLDOGS (157)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

KEISHA (11-7584) WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)