DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/06/2013    Duedate: 09/19/2013

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-732

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TICKLE ME TIGER
FURRY FURY (611)
(11-7391) [17-10-2,151]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TICKLE ME TIGER                MEDIOCRETAUR
FURRY FURY (611)               THE VULGARIANS (658)
(11-7391) [17-10-2,151]        (11-7760) [4-0-0,41]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SMARG DARKBLADE                DOGGY BAG
THE HERQULOIDS (644)           BULLDOGS (157)
(11-7605) [7-19-1,47]          (11-7740) [5-4-0,49]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE VULGARIANS (658)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BULLDOGS (157)              36
2. CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)        34      REALITY TV (646)
3. FURRY FURY (611)            29      Unchartered Team
4. GENTLE THINGS (660)         25
5. THE JOKER'S WILD (599)      23      THE VULGARIANS (658)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*THE VULGARIANS (658)      15   3  0 83.3   1/ 1*THE VULGARIANS (658)     11  2 0
 2/ 3 REALITY TV (646)          12   4  1 75.0   2/ 3 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)     10  5 1
 3/ 4 COLORIFIC (511)          692 332 24 67.6   3/ 5 COLORIFIC (511)           9  1 0
 4/ 5 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1453 752 51 65.9   4/ 4 BLUE STEEL (655)          8  7 0
 5- 6*WRATHMEN II (656)         12   8  0 60.0   5/ 2 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)      7  6 0
 6/ 7 BULLDOGS (157)           %1385 943 44 59.5   6/ 6 BULLDOGS (157)            6  6 1
 7/ 8 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)     213 169 10 55.8   7/ 9 FURRY FURY (611)          5  4 2
 8- 9*THE FINAL FIVE (642)      11   9  0 55.0   8/ 7 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)    5  8 0
 9/10 BLUE STEEL (655)          27  23  0 54.0   9/10 ANIMAL FARM (510)         4  8 0
10/12 FURRY FURY (611)          89  80  8 52.7  10- 8*WRATHMEN II (656)         3  1 0
11/11 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)    98  89  1 52.4  11/12 THE HERQULOIDS (644)      3 12 0
12/ 0 ILLMATIC (626)            33  31  1 51.6  12/17 REALITY TV (646)          2  1 0
13-13 CRYSTAL SHRINE (213)      52  49  3 51.5  13-11 FLAGRANT FOWL (649)       2  3 0
14/15 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      93 109  5 46.0  14/18*GENTLE THINGS (660)       2  8 2
15-16 FLAGRANT FOWL (649)       21  37  1 36.2  15-16*THE FINAL FIVE (642)      1  2 0
16/17 THE HERQULOIDS (644)      47 112  8 29.6  16/ 0 ILLMATIC (626)            0  2 0
17/20*GENTLE THINGS (660)        2   8  2 20.0  17-19*BORN LOSERS (657)         0  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
18-19*BORN LOSERS (657)          3  14  0 17.6  18-14 CRYSTAL SHRINE (213)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 365): XARGOTH of THE BRETHREN (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 731): TICKLE ME TIGER of FURRY FURY (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 731): MAN MOUNTAIN of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 716): LULU ORLENE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 718): PHIFE of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 715): DMX of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 712): FLEX of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 713): HIGH POINTS of HER BEST ASSETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 676): CHAD GORAM of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 673): RAMBLING ROSE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 664): LEROY of FANIDLS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 312): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 558): JANICE DERBY of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 266): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 616): COYOTE of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (A-Sop, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 365): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 731): THE VULGARIANS (Mordraith, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 731): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 716): MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 718): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 715): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 712): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 713): WRATHMEN Z (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 676): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 673): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 664): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 312): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 558): BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 266): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 616): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 364): URA GONER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
                           IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 731): KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
                   (turn 730): MAD COW DISEASE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               UDDER DELIGHT of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 716): LULU ORLENE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 717): WHAT? of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 711): EGLANTINE NOGS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 713): HIGH POINTS of HER BEST ASSETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 676): CHAD GORAM of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 673): RAMBLING ROSE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 6664: IRVIN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 557): GYPSY ROSE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
                             BROWN EYED SUSAN of NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Hi, all, It is me, the ticklish one, and your mighty Duelmaster.  About damn
time if you ask me, but, hey, this race is a marathon and not a sprint.  So where do
I begin, oh, that is right, I have to talk about my last fight according to Grimm.
Well, I didn't look quite as good as I did the turn before, but that is because my
opponent Udder Delight showed the skill that made him a Lord Protector.  I did kind
of know it was my time to beat him, but you never know on the sands of this mighty
Andorian City.
     Now, as for my future; Grimm and I had a debate and we talked about it.  Sit out
to avoid my invite to the Isle; therefore, giving me the opportunity to bring glory
to our great city this grand tournament, or fighting to defend my throne.  I am a
fighter and I am meant to be on the sands defending the throne I earned; so, I chose
to skip the tournament and charge forward with my quest for immortality on the sands
of our arena.
     This turn I am expecting challenges from the mighty Kharadamon (btw, is that a
spice you get in Chai Lattes?), as I suspect the defensives will not want to see me.
Sooooo, that means Dark Jester and Purple Poodle will get my challenges.  Honey Boo
Boo, I hate your show, not sure kicking your fat can around the arena is something I
feel like doing.

Your DM,
     Tickle Me Tiger

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon ARUAK CITY, 
for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  Those betting on CRYSTAL SHRINE lost their 
shirt, as CRYSTAL SHRINE lost their fighting abilities:  0-0-0.  What's a move up by 
5 you ask?  (alright, maybe you didn't ask)  Cause for celebration, according to 
REALITY TV.  Say what you will about blind luck and dirty fighting, but BULLDOGS will 
tell you 1385-943-44 is nothing to laugh at...  Practice pays for HILDA, who 
pummelled KONANN CEE, to pocket 22 points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, 
HILDA was winsome, after beating KONANN CEE and seeing him lose 22 points.  
Duelmaster TICKLE ME TIGER from FURRY FURY is going for the gold, as she challenged 
BULLDOGS' PURPLE POODLE.  Ooh, the excitement!  PURPLE POODLE found out that ARUAK 
CITY isn't a democracy.  You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here!  Word has it 
one team in ARUAK CITY is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!  
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from 
the lion, so did the "warriors" in ARUAK CITY avoid THE VULGARIANS.  Like a pup with 
its tail between its legs, BLUE STEEL scurried away from THE VULGARIANS.  Oh, the 
shame!  Is it charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  
Whatever it is, DARK JESTER is the most challenged warrior.   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  The warriors at ANIMAL FARM stable were more sober than usual, after ORANGE 
OTTER's demise at the hands of NOBODY YOU KNOW.  NOBODY YOU KNOW, don't make any long 
term plans!  You've heard about BLISTER of BLUE STEEL.  Death plays no favorites, and 
neither do I.  What was a 4-6-0 doing on the fields in the first place?  Ask not for 
whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As the seasons change, and the creatures of the 
wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place.  ARUAK CITY, I leave 
you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Bulldog Inn.  'Til next 
time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TICKLE ME TIGER 7391         17  10  2   151       FURRY FURY (611)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ATTABOY 7566                 20   7  1   117       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 HONEY BOO BOO 7645           12   4  1   114       REALITY TV (646)
-FRIDMYNDR 7512               18  13  0   108       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
-NY STATE OF MIND 7402        13   3  0   102       ILLMATIC (626)
 HILDA 7464                   17  15  1   101       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 NOBODY YOU KNOW 7603         12  12  1    96       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 DARK JESTER 7438             23  17  1    93       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PURPLE POODLE 7447           24  18  0    90       BULLDOGS (157)
 CLARET CRAWDAD 7246          21  18  0    81       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 KONANN CEE 7609              16  19  2    80       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 ACE HIGH 7690                13   2  0    71       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PROPHECY 1977                10   6  0    66       CRYSTAL SHRINE (213)
-ACOLYTE 2128                  5   5  0    65       CRYSTAL SHRINE (213)
-ANDERS 7593                   6   0  0    62       THE FINAL FIVE (642)
 BLUE BLOOD 7721               7   1  0    61       COLORIFIC (511)
 GREEN SNOT 7642               7   3  0    60       COLORIFIC (511)
 ANNAEL 7732                   7   3  0    59       BLUE STEEL (655)
-EBONY EYE 7671                7   0  0    58       COLORIFIC (511)
 GREY STREAK 7673             10   2  1    57       COLORIFIC (511)
 WOOTZ 7729                    7   3  0    57       BLUE STEEL (655)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOT DOG 7601                  8   9  1    54       BULLDOGS (157)
-GOLD TOOTH 7643               4   1  2    54       COLORIFIC (511)
-IDOL 4466                     4   3  1    51       CRYSTAL SHRINE (213)
 FUSCHSIA FROG 7670            9   4  0    49       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 DOGGY BAG 7740                5   4  0    49       BULLDOGS (157)
 HZIULQUOIGMNZHAH 7773         5   0  0    49       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 SMARG DARKBLADE 7605          7  19  1    47       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 D'ENDRRAH 7632                9   9  0    46       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696           5   1  1    46       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-FUR B. GONE 7630              5   6  0    44       FURRY FURY (611)
-TOUCAN SAM 7718               5   3  0    43       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 UNCLEAN ONE 7659             11   5  0    41       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 ANNEMEHL 7631                10  11  0    41       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 MEDIOCRETAUR 7760             4   0  0    41       THE VULGARIANS (658)
 SAVAGE WITCH 7607             4  22  1    37       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
-HALLUCINATION 2134            6   3  0    36       CRYSTAL SHRINE (213)
 EGLIN 7730                    6   4  0    34       BLUE STEEL (655)
 SPRINKLES 7758                3   1  0    34       THE VULGARIANS (658)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VIKTIR 7749                   4   1  0    33       WRATHMEN II (656)
 KARGHUST 7620                 3  18  2    33       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 CAT UNDERWATER 7774           3   0  2    33       FURRY FURY (611)
 BLACK GOLD 7761               3   1  0    33       THE VULGARIANS (658)
 FULL HOUSE 7653               7  10  0    31       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
-FOGHORN LEGHORN 7668          5   7  0    31       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
-SAUL 7591                     4   1  0    31       THE FINAL FIVE (642)
 CAMEL GIRL 7757               3   1  0    30       THE VULGARIANS (658)
-SNOOTS 7759                   2   0  0    29       THE VULGARIANS (658)
-MOTHER GOOSE 7669             5   7  0    28       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
-QUENTIN 7751                  4   2  0    28       WRATHMEN II (656)
-OPUS 7667                     4   8  0    28       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KLANG 7695                    2  12  0    24       THE HERQULOIDS (644)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLACKJACK 7715                5   7  0    22       THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
 LEMON LAMB 7722               4   3  0    20       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 MARAG 7731                    3   7  0    20       BLUE STEEL (655)
-ELLEN 7594                    1   1  0    20       THE FINAL FIVE (642)
-SHEA 7738                     4   2  0    14       WRATHMEN II (656)
-TWISTY TURTLE 7734            3   4  0    13       FURRY FURY (611)
 GERBIL 7792                   1   0  1    12       GENTLE THINGS (660)
-WOODSY OWL 7741               2   4  1    11       FLAGRANT FOWL (649)
 DAWG 7798                     1   0  1    11       BULLDOGS (157)
-MESSY MIKE 7775               1   2  0    10       BORN LOSERS (657)
-CAN'T FIGHT 7745              1   2  0     5       BORN LOSERS (657)
-SHA-KU'RA 7748                0   3  0     3       BORN LOSERS (657)
 CUB 7778                      0   3  0     3       GENTLE THINGS (660)
-LOST CAUSE 7744               0   3  0     3       BORN LOSERS (657)
-GUARDIAN NAGA 4774            0   1  0     1       CRYSTAL SHRINE (213)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ORANGE OTTER 7716       7  2 0 ANIMAL FARM 510      NOBODY YOU KNOW 7603  732   
BLISTER 7728            4  6 0 BLUE STEEL 655       CAT UNDERWATER 7774   732   
FITS OF GOODNESS 7776   0  2 0 BORN LOSERS 657      PARAKEET 7780         730   
LAST CHANCE 7746        1  1 0 BORN LOSERS 657      CAT UNDERWATER 7774   728  NOT REVENGED
MIST 7791               0  1 0 GENTLE THINGS 660    STONE GOLEM           732  NONE
PARAKEET 7780           1  2 1 GENTLE THINGS 660    MOUNTAIN TROLL        732  NONE
MAD CRIMINAL 7674       0  2 0 ILLMATIC 626         GERBIL 7792           732   
OO-WOP 7756             0  1 0 ILLMATIC 626         DAWG 7798             732   
DIAMONDBACK 4204        6  6 0 REPTILIAN REBELS 312 IDOL 4466             729   
ROYAL BLUSH 7555       18  8 0 THE JOKER'S WILD 599 TICKLE ME TIGER 7391  730   
ONESHOT 7790            0  2 0 WRATHMEN DM 20 636   BLACK ORC             732  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

I am soooo good!  I led my Colorifics to 3-0 this round.  I led them to 4-0 last
round.  I led them to 7-0 the last two turns.  Am I a great leader or what!? --
Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Grrrrr.  Don't we ever get any credit? -- Proud Colorifics one and all

D'Endrrah -- That was easy.  Perhaps you need a transfusion?  Try blue. -- Blue
Blood, Proud Colorific

Full House -- Icky, icky you.  How's it feel to be snotted!  Snot beats a royal flush
any day. -- Green Snot, Proud Colorific

Annemehl -- I had such fun having an easy time with you.  Perhaps you should take up
tiddly winks? -- Grey Streak, Proud Colorific

Bow down, sweet little Andorians.  The Purple People Eater is in the house. -- Paid
for by the PPE for President Committee

Congratulations to Tickle Me Tiger and Manager Mr. Grimm!  Duelmaster!!!!
Duelmasters drink free at The Bulldog Inn. -- Kennelworth (Proprietor)
P.S.  Bring that manager of yours, Tickle Me.  I have this special Dental Delight.
(Rum, vodka, and a little rainwater)

Klang, wham, bam.  I smacked all I wanted and put the rest in a bag for a rainy day.
-- Doggy Bag

Koochi -- Thanks for being there at the end.  (wink) -- Mad Cow Disease

Koochikoochikoo -- We Bulldogs salute a great Lord Protector.  Congrats! -- The
Bulldog Clan

Fridmyndr -- Ouchy, ouchy, bow wow!  That hurt!  And you jerked out some of my lovely
fur, too.  Meany! -- Purple Poodle

Tickle Me Tiger -- That did NOT tickle.  Do not pinch my headlights like that again,
you jerk ball! -- Udder Delight, retired

Blue Steel -- Great point gain.  Salute! -- Kennelworth

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Aruak City, The Heart And Soul f Andoria awaits us all.
-- Kennelworth, Bulldogs

Konnan Cee -- I hate it when that happens.  Congrats on your two in a row. (sort of)
-- Claret Crawdad

Ace High -- What was I doing staying in and trying to bluff with that measly queen
high.  I am such a simpleton! -- Fuschia Frog

Eglin -- I had a bad wool day! -- Lemon Lamb

Fur B. Gone -- An otter a day puts your record astray. -- Orange Otter

Blimey, mates.  Nary bea good un.  Naye.  1-3?  Where be me rum bottle? -- Mino

Smarg Darkblade -- Short, but sweet fight (for me). -- Wootz

Parakeet -- Sorry for going "savage" on you.  You bring it out when you kill
"goodness" and call yourself a "Gentle thing."  Just wondering why you didn't swing
at me.  Was it the guilt of your first kill? -- Blister

Camel Girl -- Are you THE Camel Girl?  The one that did so awesome in the F2F
Tourney?  Can you sign my helm? -- Blister (Who receives glares for embaressing his
team...)

Lemon Lamb -- My team thought I could beat you after you defeated them 3 times in the
past.  Guess my fancy footwork dazzled you in the arena!  Ha!  But I am proud of my
last attack! -- Eglin

Quentin -- All I can say is you are good. -- Marag

Unclean One -- Good fight!  It came down to a battle of the wills.  I thought you had
me when I dropped my main weapon in the 11th minute.  We both have one win...  Want
to go for best two out of three?  You're a challenging fighting partner.  Sorry about
the "bath" comment last turn, but soap is really not a bad thing. -- Annael

Wow, my team pulled out a 4-1 record after their dismal last turn (1-4).  And two
free fights...  Yipee!  Kennelworth, your ale (or two weeks without it) seems to be
the motivator my team needed.  In celebration, I'm sending the whole team to The
Bulldog Inn, drinks on me!  And a toast to your two recent graduates!  Also, may your
replacements be full of fire, stamina, and brains!  (triple 17s and +4 bonuses
wouldn't hurt either!) -- Trim Mgr. of Blue Steel

Mad Cow Disease -- Tahnks for not knocking me out of the challenger champs, so I can
finally retire. -- Koochi

Koochikoochikoo is a 13(2)-13-7-17-17-6-13 slasher, m init & att, ae def and ex in
rip & dec.  Sh, h\vl learns def.  Rolled out doing normal damage and after 2 trains
in 4-5 attempts he still does normal damage.  Slasher grad #9 and that's about where
he ranks.  Right next to the parry learn one. -- Kharadmon

Nobody You Know -- I still say you look familiar. -- Attaboy

Marag -- I do thank you for the dance and I hope that doesn't leave too much of a
scar. -- Quentin

Purple Poodle -- You really do bring out the best in me. -- Fridmyndr

Grey Streak -- Seven minutes?  Not bad.  Well, six actually but still... not bad. --
Annemehl

Cat Underwater -- Looks like I blew it. -- Oneshot

Annael -- Apparently you wore your gas mask for that fight!  Nice win, there. --
Uncle Nurgle, on behalf of Unclean One

Attaboy -- Good fight.  Now we're 1-1... -- Nobody You Know

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PARAKEET was barely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
ONESHOT was barely slain by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
MIST was put to death by STONE GOLEM in a popular 2 minute Dark Arena match.
HONEY BOO BOO vanquished DARK JESTER in a 2 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
TICKLE ME TIGER overpowered PURPLE POODLE in a 2 minute Challenge Title match.
GREY STREAK slimly lost to ACE HIGH in a unpopular 30 minute brutal Challenge fight.
HOT DOG devastated CAMEL GIRL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
HZIULQUOIGMNZHAH viciously subdued SMARG DARKBLADE in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
MEDIOCRETAUR vanquished LEMON LAMB in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SPRINKLES viciously subdued BLACKJACK in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
D'ENDRRAH overpowered SAVAGE WITCH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CUB was overcome by MARAG in a 2 minute novice vs. veteran Challenge contest.
KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO devastated CLARET CRAWDAD in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
KONANN CEE was overpowered by HILDA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NOBODY YOU KNOW butchered ORANGE OTTER in a 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
ANNEMEHL was devastated by GREEN SNOT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
UNCLEAN ONE luckily beat KARGHUST in a 2 minute brutal bout.
FUSCHSIA FROG was luckily beaten by ANNAEL in a exciting 5 minute gory bout.
DOGGY BAG viciously subdued EGLIN in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gory competition.
CHARCOAL CHIMP overpowered FULL HOUSE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLUE BLOOD overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
WOOTZ slimly won victory over BLACK GOLD in a 2 minute veteran vs. novice bout.
KLANG defeated CULT MEMBER in a 3 minute duel.
BLISTER was executed by CAT UNDERWATER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MAD CRIMINAL was assassinated by GERBIL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
OO-WOP was slaughtered by DAWG in a 1 minute uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         PARRY-RIPOSTE     20 -   5 -  0      80  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         TOTAL PARRY       57 -  36 -  0      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         STRIKING ATTACK   49 -  39 -  1      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -   8 -  2      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         LUNGING ATTACK    41 -  37 -  3      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         SLASHING ATTACK   47 -  49 -  2      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         WALL OF STEEL     21 -  26 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         AIMED BLOW        25 -  33 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   4 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  47 -  3      28  |

Turn 732 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  4     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  4                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       TICKLE ME TIGER 7391       17  10  2  151 FURRY FURY (611)
WALL OF STEEL    HONEY BOO BOO 7645         12   4  1  114 REALITY TV (646)
BASHING ATTACK   HILDA 7464                 17  15  1  101 THE JOKER'S WILD (599)
TOTAL PARRY      DARK JESTER 7438           23  17  1   93 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
STRIKING ATTACK  BLUE BLOOD 7721             7   1  0   61 COLORIFIC (511)
SLASHING ATTACK  GREEN SNOT 7642             7   3  0   60 COLORIFIC (511)
PARRY-STRIKE     FUSCHSIA FROG 7670          9   4  0   49 ANIMAL FARM (510)
LUNGING ATTACK   SPRINKLES 7758              3   1  0   34 THE VULGARIANS (658)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SMARG DARKBLADE 7605.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DOGGY BAG 7740.  The ten other most popular fighters were MIST 7791, 
SPRINKLES 7758, FUSCHSIA FROG 7670, TICKLE ME TIGER 7391, KARGHUST 7620, KLANG 7695, 
HONEY BOO BOO 7645, HOT DOG 7601, HZIULQUOIGMNZHAH 7773, and D'ENDRRAH 7632.

The least popular fighter this week was GREY STREAK 7673.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ACE HIGH 7690, OO-WOP 7756, MAD CRIMINAL 7674, BLISTER 7728, 
EGLIN 7730, ANNEMEHL 7631, KONANN CEE 7609, CLARET CRAWDAD 7246, LEMON LAMB 7722, and 
SMARG DARKBLADE 7605.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

TICKLE ME TIGER (11-7391) FURRY FURY (611)
DARK JESTER (11-7438) CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO (11-7515) WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)