DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 11/29/2013 Duedate: 12/12/2013 ARUAK CITY ARENA DM-11 TURN-738 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS FRIDMYNDR WRATHMEN DM 20 (636) (11-7512) [19-13-0,114] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader FRIDMYNDR BLUE'S CLUES WRATHMEN DM 20 (636) NICK JR. (627) (11-7512) [19-13-0,114] (11-7407) [6-2-0,69] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite FRIDMYNDR ATTABOY WRATHMEN DM 20 (636) WRATHMEN DM 20 (636) (11-7512) [19-13-0,114] (11-7566) [20-8-1,98] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM BULLDOGS (157) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. NICK JR. (627) 36 2. BULLDOGS (157) 31 COLORIFIC (511) 3. THE HITCHHIKERS (619) 30 Unchartered Team 4. WRATHMEN II (656) 19 5. WRATHMEN DM 20 (636) 17 EASTER FEASTER (653) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1*EASTER FEASTER (653) 3 0 0 100 1/ 1 BULLDOGS (157) 10 1 0 2- 2 REALITY TV (646) 16 5 2 76.2 2/ 2 BLUE STEEL (655) 10 5 1 3/ 0*NICK JR. (627) 26 11 3 70.3 3/ 3 COLORIFIC (511) 8 2 0 4/ 3 COLORIFIC (511) 707 335 24 67.9 4/ 4 ANIMAL FARM (510) 6 7 0 5/ 4 ANIMAL FARM (510) %1462 761 51 65.8 5/ 6 THE HITCHHIKERS (619) 5 2 0 6/ 5 BULLDOGS (157) %1401 947 44 59.7 6/ 0*NICK JR. (627) 4 1 0 7/ 0 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636) 215 171 11 55.7 7/ 9*EASTER FEASTER (653) 2 0 0 8/ 6 BLUE STEEL (655) 44 36 1 55.0 8- 5 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631) 2 1 0 9/ 0*WRATHMEN II (656) 13 11 0 54.2 9/ 0 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636) 2 2 1 10/ 7 THE HITCHHIKERS (619) 165 180 12 47.8 10- 7 REALITY TV (646) 1 1 0 11- 8 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631) 100 115 6 46.5 11/ 0*WRATHMEN II (656) 1 3 0 12/10 THE HERQULOIDS (644) 52 137 9 27.5 12/11 THE HERQULOIDS (644) 1 14 0 13-11*BAYVIEW ESTATE (654) 1 4 0 20.0 13-10*BAYVIEW ESTATE (654) 0 2 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 368): GLOBULIZER of WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.) DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 737): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 14 TOBIR (turn 737): BARIUM ENEMY of PERIODIC STATEMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 722): MAULT LIQUOR of MAULS LOCAL 457 (Nomad, mgr.) DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 724): POGO POLEN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 721): STACI of HAREM (Padre, mgr.) DM 26 CALEAM (turn 718): SHIV of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 30 IAYE (turn 719): KEIRA of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.) DM 40 ZENSU (turn 682): KORVIN ROSS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.) DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 679): SERGEANT 6 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr) DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 670): LEROY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 315): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 564): JANICE DERBY of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 269): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.) ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 622): KHRISTOPHER of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 368): THE BROKEN CLAN (?, mgr.) DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 737): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.) DM 14 TOBIR (turn 737): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.) DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 722): MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 724): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 721): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.) DM 26 CALEAM (turn 718): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 30 IAYE (turn 719): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.) DM 40 ZENSU (turn 682): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.) DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 679): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 670): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 315): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.) DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 564): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 269): PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.) ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 622): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 368): GLOBULIZER of WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.) (turn 367): XARGOTH of THE BRETHREN (Godric Magnesson, mgr.) ELDARRAN of THE BRETHREN (Godric Magnesson, mgr.) DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 736): HONEY BOO BOO of REALITY TV (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 14 TOBIR (turn 736): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 721): KINKY MCKINK of THE SAVAGE KINKS (Floyd, mgr.) DM 26 CALEAM (turn 718): SHIV of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 30 IAYE (turn 719): KEIRA of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.) DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 670): LEROY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.) (turn 669): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 315): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.) (turn 314): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.) DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 563): THOMAS WIGLE of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.) SPY REPORT Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport. I doubt ARUAK CITY will ever be the same. The THE HITCHHIKERS guild has had a 3-0-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future. You never know where this kind of thing can lead. And let's see, HOTBLACK DESIATO fought GOLD TOOTH and gained 16 points and contributed to THE HITCHHIKERS' 3-0-0. GOLD TOOTH has lost to HOTBLACK DESIATO, falling 11 points, while helping make COLORIFIC a 3-1-0 turn. We should ask FRIDMYNDR about the thrill of victory, and what being the new Duelmaster does for a warrior, he's now the one to ask. By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The Bulldog Inn? The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more could a warrior ask of life? Well, besides that. I also notice that the CHAOS CARNIVAL stable was the most avoided team this turn. Come on ARUAK CITY, what are you afraid of? And guess who avoided CHAOS CARNIVAL stable the most? Believe it or not, it was ANIMAL FARM. Anyone surprised? The most challenged warrior this turn was COLORIFIC's warrior BLUE BLOOD. More fighters challenged her than challenged the Duelmaster! A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to be true. Had I not seen it, it would be hard to believe. ANNEMEHL was sent to the Dark Arena and lived to tell about it! Makes you think, no? We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies. You know who you are; and it's considered rude. I like this place, ARUAK CITY, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls. Who could ask for more? Well, I'm burning daylight here in ARUAK CITY and I've a long road ahead of me. Happy Trails. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- Alarond the Scribe DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME FRIDMYNDR 7512 19 13 0 114 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PURPLE POODLE 7447 27 19 0 111 BULLDOGS (157) CLARET CRAWDAD 7246 23 19 0 104 ANIMAL FARM (510) DOGGY BAG 7740 10 5 0 103 BULLDOGS (157) GREEN SNOT 7642 11 3 0 100 COLORIFIC (511) ATTABOY 7566 20 8 1 98 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636) GREY STREAK 7673 15 2 1 97 COLORIFIC (511) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HOT DOG 7601 13 9 1 90 BULLDOGS (157) -NOBODY YOU KNOW 7603 13 13 1 90 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631) BLUE BLOOD 7721 11 3 0 88 COLORIFIC (511) KONANN CEE 7609 17 24 2 83 THE HERQULOIDS (644) HOTBLACK DESIATO 7540 10 11 3 76 THE HITCHHIKERS (619) WOOTZ 7729 9 7 0 69 BLUE STEEL (655) BLUE'S CLUES 7407 6 2 0 69 NICK JR. (627) MARAG 7731 8 8 0 67 BLUE STEEL (655) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -HZIULQUOIGMNZHAH 7773 7 1 0 66 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631) HUMMA KAVULA 7698 4 2 0 66 THE HITCHHIKERS (619) ANNEMEHL 7631 11 11 1 60 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636) SMARG DARKBLADE 7605 9 23 2 58 THE HERQULOIDS (644) -EBONY EYE 7671 7 0 0 58 COLORIFIC (511) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696 7 2 1 55 ANIMAL FARM (510) FRANKLIN 7409 6 2 2 54 NICK JR. (627) -D'ENDRRAH 7632 11 10 0 53 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631) GOLD TOOTH 7643 6 2 2 52 COLORIFIC (511) ANNAEL 7732 10 6 0 49 BLUE STEEL (655) LAMB CHOP STOP 7710 3 0 0 47 EASTER FEASTER (653) -UNCLEAN ONE 7659 12 6 0 45 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631) SAVAGE WITCH 7607 5 27 1 45 THE HERQULOIDS (644) LEMON LAMB 7722 7 5 0 41 ANIMAL FARM (510) QUENTIN 7751 5 2 0 40 WRATHMEN II (656) KARGHUST 7620 3 24 2 39 THE HERQULOIDS (644) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TUCK 7411 5 3 1 35 NICK JR. (627) RADION 7808 3 3 1 35 BLUE STEEL (655) FUSCHSIA FROG 7670 9 7 0 34 ANIMAL FARM (510) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -VIKTIR 7749 4 1 0 33 WRATHMEN II (656) RIN TIN TIN 7812 3 1 0 31 BULLDOGS (157) WINNY 7408 5 2 0 30 NICK JR. (627) KLANG 7695 3 17 0 26 THE HERQULOIDS (644) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME VIOLET VIPER 7807 2 2 0 19 ANIMAL FARM (510) SHEA 7738 4 3 0 15 WRATHMEN II (656) TWIST 7449 1 0 0 14 NICK JR. (627) COLIN 7678 1 2 0 9 THE HITCHHIKERS (619) DILITH 7819 2 1 0 7 BLUE STEEL (655) -BODYGUARD 7726 0 1 0 1 BAYVIEW ESTATE (654) BIG BERTHA 7739 0 1 0 1 WRATHMEN II (656) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? EGLIN 7730 8 5 0 BLUE STEEL 655 SMARG DARKBLADE 7605 735 REVENGED HIGH ELF 0 0 0 DARK ARENA ANNEMEHL 7631 738 NONE KRAAP 7809 0 1 0 WRATHMEN DM 20 636 BANDIT PRINCE 738 NONE BIGDUM 7750 0 1 0 WRATHMEN II 656 HIGH ELF 738 NONE PERSONAL ADS Green Snot Praise -- What? Yes, he deserves it by making it to the 11th round of the Mail-In tourney! Congratulations for Colorific for a Tournament Victor! -- Trim, mgr. of Blue Steel Hot Dog -- You gain the title of "Popularity Leader" over my bruised body! Thanks for the learns. -- Wootz Fuschsia Frog -- Two "random" matches in mah favur! Ye got th' first burst, but Ah got th' lest. -- Marag Violet Viper -- You should be called, "Hyper-Viper"! -- Annael All -- No Duelmaster?! Maybe one of my guys should sit on the throne... I can dream can't I? My team had a good turn (4-1-1) with a stand-in kill (poor Cult Member!). -- Trim, mgr. of Blue Steel What!!!! How did those jerks from Animal Farm and Bulldogs get ahead of my Grey Streak and Green Snot for Duelmaster?! Under my fine direction, my Colorifics are coming after you Poodle, Crawdad, and Bag! Watch out for Green Snot's TV! Har har. -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager Yup, boss, I handled that Nobody You Know with ease. He is truly nobody you know or want to know. -- Grey Streak, Proud Colorific Kharghust was nothing but red when I was done with him. A good taste for my sweet tooth. -- Gold Tooth, Proud Colorific You punk, Blue Blood! Worthless warrior! You ruined our perfect record by losing to an NPC! Couldn't handle measly Khalhums Dwarf? You nitwit! -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager You will not be missed one little bit, you sandbaggin' princess pimp Honey Boo Boo. Not one iota. -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager and The Proud Colorifics Aw shucks, No Duelmaster! Two of our Bulldogs tied with an Animal Farm critter for the top, and none was declared. A salute to Claret Crawdad, Purple Poodle, and Doggy Bag, the top warriors for The Heart And Soul Of Andoria. No free Duelmaster drinks this round at The Bulldog Inn. (sigh) -- Kennelworth, Proprietor Wootz -- I not only look like a hot dog, but I fought like a hot dog. It worked! I feel proud. -- Hot Dog (pass the catsup, please) Mordant Deserter -- Perhaps you shouldn't have? Doesn't that make you a traitor? Besides being a looser? -- Rin Tin Tin M. Chardinee and Veteran Mercenary -- Thanks for being there and giving us a workout. (And nice wins!) -- Purple Poodle and Doggy Bag All, well, I had said Charolais would be fighting for me right after The Mailer, but since he went 5-3, The Consortium Elders have tagged him to fight as an apprentice at The Tempe Face. I guess I will have to wait a short while. -- Kennelworth Trim, Blue Steel -- Keep the faith. It simply takes a while, and it takes some luck. If we can help in any way with advice or encouragement, that is our forte. -- Kennelworth for The Consortium Elders Health. Humility. Honor. -- Kennelworth Yo Ho Ho! Me critters done slippin' yon li'l ter 2-2. They be back. Aye. -- Mino Sorry, Mino. I should have beaten Annael, but I was not at my best. My venom was low. -- Velvet Viper Marag -- I salute you. You are a better warrior than I. -- Fuschia Frog (croaking sadly) Konnan Cee -- I felt at home in that wet, muddy arena, just like I was back home in the crick. -- Claret Crawdad. Savage Witch -- Thanks for the banana. You thought you could buy me, didn't you? Well, I took the banana AND the win! -- Charcoal Chimp LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS ANNEMEHL viciously butchered HIGH ELF in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena fight. KRAAP was killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a exciting 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee. BIGDUM was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl. LAMB CHOP STOP devastated KARGHUST in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. WOOTZ was bested by BLUE BLOOD in a action packed 1 minute gory Challenge brawl. LEMON LAMB was devastated by HUMMA KAVULA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match. PURPLE POODLE defeated ATTABOY in a action packed 3 minute expert's melee. GREEN SNOT vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided duel. GREY STREAK viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute gory duel. CLARET CRAWDAD overpowered KONANN CEE in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee. FRIDMYNDR demolished BLUE'S CLUES in a 1 minute mismatched Title match. DOGGY BAG handily defeated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided contest. HOT DOG savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's brawl. HOTBLACK DESIATO overpowered GOLD TOOTH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. MARAG vanquished FUSCHSIA FROG in a 1 minute bloody one-sided fray. FRANKLIN bested RADION in a 1 minute brawl. SMARG DARKBLADE narrowly defeated RIN TIN TIN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. SAVAGE WITCH was savagely defeated by ANNAEL in a 2 minute gory match. QUENTIN handily defeated VIOLET VIPER in a 1 minute mismatched competition. TUCK overpowered KLANG in a 2 minute uneven fight. SHEA was demolished by WINNY in a 1 minute uneven bout. DILITH lost to TWIST in a 1 minute amateur's fray. COLIN defeated BIG BERTHA in a 2 minute novice's match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 10 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 3 - 0 67 | |SLASHING ATTACK 7 STRIKING ATTACK 44 - 27 - 1 62 | |LUNGING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 30 - 20 - 0 60 | |AIMED BLOW 4 SLASHING ATTACK 53 - 37 - 3 59 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 13 - 2 57 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 24 - 3 47 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 17 - 20 - 1 46 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 7 - 1 42 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 - 1 33 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 38 - 1 22 | Turn 738 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 4 STRIKING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK FRIDMYNDR 7512 19 13 0 114 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636) TOTAL PARRY PURPLE POODLE 7447 27 19 0 111 BULLDOGS (157) AIMED BLOW CLARET CRAWDAD 7246 23 19 0 104 ANIMAL FARM (510) SLASHING ATTACK GREEN SNOT 7642 11 3 0 100 COLORIFIC (511) LUNGING ATTACK ATTABOY 7566 20 8 1 98 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636) PARRY-STRIKE FRANKLIN 7409 6 2 2 54 NICK JR. (627) WALL OF STEEL ANNAEL 7732 10 6 0 49 BLUE STEEL (655) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is FRIDMYNDR 7512. The most popular warrior this turn was ATTABOY 7566. The ten other most popular fighters were ANNEMEHL 7631, HOT DOG 7601, LAMB CHOP STOP 7710, CLARET CRAWDAD 7246, HOTBLACK DESIATO 7540, GOLD TOOTH 7643, SAVAGE WITCH 7607, ANNAEL 7732, KRAAP 7809, and BLUE BLOOD 7721. The least popular fighter this week was KLANG 7695. The other ten least popular fighters were DILITH 7819, SHEA 7738, VIOLET VIPER 7807, RADION 7808, FUSCHSIA FROG 7670, BLUE'S CLUES 7407, KONANN CEE 7609, COLIN 7678, TWIST 7449, and LEMON LAMB 7722. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: FRIDMYNDR (11-7512) WRATHMEN DM 20 (636) MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVI CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME SHOTGUN GANDHI 6760 (44-31-0) 1 4 0 ARMED & GREGARIOUS ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME MICHAEL SCARN 1973 (1-1-0) 14 1 0 THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT OPUS X 5276 (18-17-1) 5 3 0 OLD BOYS CLUB JOHNNY ENGLISH 1618 (2-0-0) 4 3 0 THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT SCREAMING VOMIT 4209 (20-9-1) 4 3 0 WAY TOO MUCH BEER FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME TEDDY RUXPIN 6399 (40-27-1) 3 3 0 LORDS OF CHAOS DARK JESTER 7438 (23-18-1) 0 2 0 CHAOS CARNIVAL TICKLE ME TIGER 7391 (18-13-2) 0 2 0 FURRY FURY CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME NY STATE OF MIND 7402 (13-3-0) 0 2 0 ILLMATIC ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME GREEN SNOT 7642 (10-3-0) 8 3 0 COLORIFIC BLUE'S CLUES 7407 (6-1-0) 6 3 0 NICK JR. UNCLEAN ONE 7659 (12-6-0) 5 3 0 CHAOS CARNIVAL D'ENDRRAH 7632 (10-10-0) 0 2 0 CHAOS CARNIVAL WOOTZ 7729 (9-5-0) 0 2 0 BLUE STEEL INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME MEDIOCRETAUR 7760 (5-0-0) 9 3 0 THE VULGARIANS ANDERS 7593 (6-0-0) 5 3 0 THE FINAL FIVE IDOL 4466 (4-3-1) 4 3 0 CRYSTAL SHRINE CRAZY ALICE 7682 (0-0-0) 1 1 0 DEAD THE TOUGH CROWD HUMMA KAVULA 7698 (3-2-0) 2 3 0 THE HITCHHIKERS HZIULQUOIGMNZHAH 7773 (6-1-0) 2 3 1 CHAOS CARNIVAL CAMEL GIRL 7757 (3-1-0) 0 2 0 THE VULGARIANS ELLEN 7594 (1-1-0) 0 2 0 THE FINAL FIVE APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME LAMB CHOP STOP 7710 (1-0-0) 12 3 0 EASTER FEASTER NOT QUITE 7818 (1-0-1) 3 2 0 DEAD CHAOS CARNIVAL SHASHOU YI 7681 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 THE TOUGH CROWD SNOOTS 7759 (2-0-0) 3 3 0 DEAD THE VULGARIANS RADION 7808 (2-2-0) 2 3 0 BLUE STEEL CRUSH MAHONEY 7684 (0-0-0) 1 3 1 THE TOUGH CROWD BABY SEAL 7683 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 THE TOUGH CROWD STALLION 7723 (1-3-0) 0 1 0 DEAD BAYVIEW ESTATE ZERO POINT ZERO 7680 (0-0-0) 0 1 0 DEAD THE TOUGH CROWD ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME CHAROLAIS 7799 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 BULLDOGS SHINZON 7796 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 RIVER RATS TWIST 7449 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 NICK JR. DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME REPRESENT 7405 (9-2-0) 2 3 0 ILLMATIC DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME AMBER ANTEATER 7477 (11-5-0) 3 3 0 ANIMAL FARM DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME REGAL 3917 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 ERRATA UZIPACKINGAMISH 6761 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 ARMED & GREGARIOUS PALE FACE 7621 (3-2-0) 2 3 0 COLORIFIC DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME PHANTASM 3113 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 CRYSTAL SHRINE DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME OO-WOP 7756 (0-1-0) 5 3 1 ILLMATIC CHIEF 7592 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 THE FINAL FIVE NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA There was a line outside the Gladiatorial Commission's registry office. There often was, but surely not now? Alarond the Scribe, who had drawn office duty today, frowned at them. A stocky, fit, moderately handsome gladiator stepped up to the counter. "I want a name-change," he said. "How can I do my best known as," he shuddered, "'Dangling Eyeball'? My name is Joe, and I want to use it." A small and very shapely woman stepped up beside him. "And I am really tired of being known as 'DA Bait'." She smiled, causing Alarond to sway where he stood. "I'd like to be known as... Aphrodite, I think." The others crowded forward, each advancing a claim, the babble of voice rising to a roar, the crowd beginning to look like a mob--and every member of it armed and dangerous. Alarond raised his hands to quiet them, without much success. He raised his voice, too. "We'll do it! A Name-Change-O-Rama, as soon as we can get the paperwork lined up! Two or three months, maybe--" The gladiators howled in protest at the delay. "No, listen! The files here are HUGE, it will take time to get everything straight. You've got to be patient. It WILL happen!" * * * * * Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of January. If you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI