DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/29/2013    Duedate: 12/12/2013

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-738

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FRIDMYNDR
WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
(11-7512) [19-13-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FRIDMYNDR                      BLUE'S CLUES
WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)           NICK JR. (627)
(11-7512) [19-13-0,114]        (11-7407) [6-2-0,69]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FRIDMYNDR                      ATTABOY
WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)           WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
(11-7512) [19-13-0,114]        (11-7566) [20-8-1,98]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BULLDOGS (157)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NICK JR. (627)              36
2. BULLDOGS (157)              31      COLORIFIC (511)
3. THE HITCHHIKERS (619)       30      Unchartered Team
4. WRATHMEN II (656)           19
5. WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)        17      EASTER FEASTER (653)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*EASTER FEASTER (653)       3   0  0  100   1/ 1 BULLDOGS (157)           10  1 0
 2- 2 REALITY TV (646)          16   5  2 76.2   2/ 2 BLUE STEEL (655)         10  5 1
 3/ 0*NICK JR. (627)            26  11  3 70.3   3/ 3 COLORIFIC (511)           8  2 0
 4/ 3 COLORIFIC (511)          707 335 24 67.9   4/ 4 ANIMAL FARM (510)         6  7 0
 5/ 4 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1462 761 51 65.8   5/ 6 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)     5  2 0
 6/ 5 BULLDOGS (157)           %1401 947 44 59.7   6/ 0*NICK JR. (627)            4  1 0
 7/ 0 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)     215 171 11 55.7   7/ 9*EASTER FEASTER (653)      2  0 0
 8/ 6 BLUE STEEL (655)          44  36  1 55.0   8- 5 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      2  1 0
 9/ 0*WRATHMEN II (656)         13  11  0 54.2   9/ 0 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)      2  2 1
10/ 7 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)    165 180 12 47.8  10- 7 REALITY TV (646)          1  1 0
11- 8 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)     100 115  6 46.5  11/ 0*WRATHMEN II (656)         1  3 0
12/10 THE HERQULOIDS (644)      52 137  9 27.5  12/11 THE HERQULOIDS (644)      1 14 0
13-11*BAYVIEW ESTATE (654)       1   4  0 20.0  13-10*BAYVIEW ESTATE (654)      0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 368): GLOBULIZER of WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 737): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 737): BARIUM ENEMY of PERIODIC STATEMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 722): MAULT LIQUOR of MAULS LOCAL 457 (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 724): POGO POLEN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 721): STACI of HAREM (Padre, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 718): SHIV of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 719): KEIRA of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 682): KORVIN ROSS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 679): SERGEANT 6 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 670): LEROY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 315): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 564): JANICE DERBY of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 269): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 622): KHRISTOPHER of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 368): THE BROKEN CLAN (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 737): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 737): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 722): MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 724): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 721): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 718): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 719): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 682): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 679): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 670): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 315): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 564): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 269): PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 622): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 368): GLOBULIZER of WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
               (turn 367): XARGOTH of THE BRETHREN (Godric Magnesson, mgr.)
                           ELDARRAN of THE BRETHREN (Godric Magnesson, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 736): HONEY BOO BOO of REALITY TV (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 736): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 721): KINKY MCKINK of THE SAVAGE KINKS (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 718): SHIV of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 719): KEIRA of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 670): LEROY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
                 (turn 669): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 315): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
                (turn 314): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 563): THOMAS WIGLE of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt ARUAK CITY will ever be the same.  The THE HITCHHIKERS guild has had a 3-0-0 
turn and deserves to be watched in the future.  You never know where this kind of 
thing can lead.  And let's see, HOTBLACK DESIATO fought GOLD TOOTH and gained 16 
points and contributed to THE HITCHHIKERS' 3-0-0.  GOLD TOOTH has lost to HOTBLACK 
DESIATO, falling 11 points, while helping make COLORIFIC a 3-1-0 turn.  We should ask 
FRIDMYNDR about the thrill of victory, and what being the new Duelmaster does for a 
warrior, he's now the one to ask.  By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw 
last night, cramped under the table at The Bulldog Inn?   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  I also notice that the CHAOS 
CARNIVAL stable was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on ARUAK CITY, what are 
you afraid of?  And guess who avoided CHAOS CARNIVAL stable the most?  Believe it or 
not, it was ANIMAL FARM.  Anyone surprised?  The most challenged warrior this turn 
was COLORIFIC's warrior BLUE BLOOD.  More fighters challenged her than challenged the 
Duelmaster!   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  Had I not seen it, it would be hard to believe.  ANNEMEHL was sent to the 
Dark Arena and lived to tell about it!  Makes you think, no?  We'd like to remind 
certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.  You know who you are; and it's 
considered rude.   
     I like this place, ARUAK CITY, the taverns have old wine, and young serving 
girls.  Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in ARUAK CITY and 
I've a long road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen 
sets to paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRIDMYNDR 7512               19  13  0   114       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PURPLE POODLE 7447           27  19  0   111       BULLDOGS (157)
 CLARET CRAWDAD 7246          23  19  0   104       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 DOGGY BAG 7740               10   5  0   103       BULLDOGS (157)
 GREEN SNOT 7642              11   3  0   100       COLORIFIC (511)
 ATTABOY 7566                 20   8  1    98       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 GREY STREAK 7673             15   2  1    97       COLORIFIC (511)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOT DOG 7601                 13   9  1    90       BULLDOGS (157)
-NOBODY YOU KNOW 7603         13  13  1    90       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 BLUE BLOOD 7721              11   3  0    88       COLORIFIC (511)
 KONANN CEE 7609              17  24  2    83       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 HOTBLACK DESIATO 7540        10  11  3    76       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 WOOTZ 7729                    9   7  0    69       BLUE STEEL (655)
 BLUE'S CLUES 7407             6   2  0    69       NICK JR. (627)
 MARAG 7731                    8   8  0    67       BLUE STEEL (655)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HZIULQUOIGMNZHAH 7773         7   1  0    66       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 HUMMA KAVULA 7698             4   2  0    66       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 ANNEMEHL 7631                11  11  1    60       WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
 SMARG DARKBLADE 7605          9  23  2    58       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
-EBONY EYE 7671                7   0  0    58       COLORIFIC (511)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696           7   2  1    55       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 FRANKLIN 7409                 6   2  2    54       NICK JR. (627)
-D'ENDRRAH 7632               11  10  0    53       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 GOLD TOOTH 7643               6   2  2    52       COLORIFIC (511)
 ANNAEL 7732                  10   6  0    49       BLUE STEEL (655)
 LAMB CHOP STOP 7710           3   0  0    47       EASTER FEASTER (653)
-UNCLEAN ONE 7659             12   6  0    45       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 SAVAGE WITCH 7607             5  27  1    45       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 LEMON LAMB 7722               7   5  0    41       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 QUENTIN 7751                  5   2  0    40       WRATHMEN II (656)
 KARGHUST 7620                 3  24  2    39       THE HERQULOIDS (644)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TUCK 7411                     5   3  1    35       NICK JR. (627)
 RADION 7808                   3   3  1    35       BLUE STEEL (655)
 FUSCHSIA FROG 7670            9   7  0    34       ANIMAL FARM (510)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VIKTIR 7749                   4   1  0    33       WRATHMEN II (656)
 RIN TIN TIN 7812              3   1  0    31       BULLDOGS (157)
 WINNY 7408                    5   2  0    30       NICK JR. (627)
 KLANG 7695                    3  17  0    26       THE HERQULOIDS (644)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VIOLET VIPER 7807             2   2  0    19       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 SHEA 7738                     4   3  0    15       WRATHMEN II (656)
 TWIST 7449                    1   0  0    14       NICK JR. (627)
 COLIN 7678                    1   2  0     9       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 DILITH 7819                   2   1  0     7       BLUE STEEL (655)
-BODYGUARD 7726                0   1  0     1       BAYVIEW ESTATE (654)
 BIG BERTHA 7739               0   1  0     1       WRATHMEN II (656)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EGLIN 7730              8  5 0 BLUE STEEL 655       SMARG DARKBLADE 7605  735  REVENGED
HIGH ELF                0  0 0 DARK ARENA           ANNEMEHL 7631         738  NONE
KRAAP 7809              0  1 0 WRATHMEN DM 20 636   BANDIT PRINCE         738  NONE
BIGDUM 7750             0  1 0 WRATHMEN II 656      HIGH ELF              738  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Green Snot Praise -- What?  Yes, he deserves it by making it to the 11th round of the
Mail-In tourney!  Congratulations for Colorific for a Tournament Victor! -- Trim,
mgr. of Blue Steel

Hot Dog -- You gain the title of "Popularity Leader" over my bruised body!  Thanks
for the learns. -- Wootz

Fuschsia Frog -- Two "random" matches in mah favur!  Ye got th' first burst, but Ah
got th' lest. -- Marag

Violet Viper -- You should be called, "Hyper-Viper"! -- Annael

All -- No Duelmaster?!  Maybe one of my guys should sit on the throne... I can dream
can't I?  My team had a good turn (4-1-1) with a stand-in kill (poor Cult Member!).
-- Trim, mgr. of Blue Steel

What!!!! How did those jerks from Animal Farm and Bulldogs get ahead of my Grey
Streak and Green Snot for Duelmaster?!  Under my fine direction, my Colorifics are
coming after you Poodle, Crawdad, and Bag!  Watch out for Green Snot's TV!  Har har.
-- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Yup, boss, I handled that Nobody You Know with ease.  He is truly nobody you know or
want to know. -- Grey Streak, Proud Colorific

Kharghust was nothing but red when I was done with him.  A good taste for my sweet
tooth. -- Gold Tooth, Proud Colorific

You punk, Blue Blood!  Worthless warrior!  You ruined our perfect record by losing to
an NPC!  Couldn't handle measly Khalhums Dwarf?  You nitwit! -- Purple People Eater,
Proud Colorific Manager

You will not be missed one little bit, you sandbaggin' princess pimp Honey Boo Boo.
Not one iota. -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager and The Proud
Colorifics

Aw shucks, No Duelmaster!  Two of our Bulldogs tied with an Animal Farm critter for
the top, and none was declared.  A salute to Claret Crawdad, Purple Poodle, and Doggy
Bag, the top warriors for The Heart And Soul Of Andoria.  No free Duelmaster drinks
this round at The Bulldog Inn. (sigh) -- Kennelworth, Proprietor

Wootz -- I not only look like a hot dog, but I fought like a hot dog.  It worked!  I
feel proud. -- Hot Dog (pass the catsup, please)

Mordant Deserter -- Perhaps you shouldn't have?  Doesn't that make you a traitor?
Besides being a looser? -- Rin Tin Tin

M. Chardinee and Veteran Mercenary -- Thanks for being there and giving us a workout.
(And nice wins!) -- Purple Poodle and Doggy Bag

All, well, I had said Charolais would be fighting for me right after The Mailer, but
since he went 5-3, The Consortium Elders have tagged him to fight as an apprentice at
The Tempe Face.  I guess I will have to wait a short while. -- Kennelworth

Trim, Blue Steel -- Keep the faith.  It simply takes a while, and it takes some luck.
If we can help in any way with advice or encouragement, that is our forte. --
Kennelworth for The Consortium Elders

Health.  Humility.  Honor. -- Kennelworth

Yo Ho Ho!  Me critters done slippin' yon li'l ter 2-2.  They be back.  Aye. -- Mino

Sorry, Mino.  I should have beaten Annael, but I was not at my best.  My venom was
low. -- Velvet Viper

Marag -- I salute you.  You are a better warrior than I. -- Fuschia Frog (croaking
sadly)

Konnan Cee -- I felt at home in that wet, muddy arena, just like I was back home in
the crick. -- Claret Crawdad.

Savage Witch -- Thanks for the banana.  You thought you could buy me, didn't you?
Well, I took the banana AND the win! -- Charcoal Chimp

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ANNEMEHL viciously butchered HIGH ELF in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
KRAAP was killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a exciting 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
BIGDUM was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
LAMB CHOP STOP devastated KARGHUST in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
WOOTZ was bested by BLUE BLOOD in a action packed 1 minute gory Challenge brawl.
LEMON LAMB was devastated by HUMMA KAVULA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
PURPLE POODLE defeated ATTABOY in a action packed 3 minute expert's melee.
GREEN SNOT vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GREY STREAK viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute gory duel.
CLARET CRAWDAD overpowered KONANN CEE in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
FRIDMYNDR demolished BLUE'S CLUES in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
DOGGY BAG handily defeated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
HOT DOG savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's brawl.
HOTBLACK DESIATO overpowered GOLD TOOTH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
MARAG vanquished FUSCHSIA FROG in a 1 minute bloody one-sided fray.
FRANKLIN bested RADION in a 1 minute brawl.
SMARG DARKBLADE narrowly defeated RIN TIN TIN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
SAVAGE WITCH was savagely defeated by ANNAEL in a 2 minute gory match.
QUENTIN handily defeated VIOLET VIPER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
TUCK overpowered KLANG in a 2 minute uneven fight.
SHEA was demolished by WINNY in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DILITH lost to TWIST in a 1 minute amateur's fray.
COLIN defeated BIG BERTHA in a 2 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         STRIKING ATTACK   44 -  27 -  1      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY       30 -  20 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         SLASHING ATTACK   53 -  37 -  3      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  13 -  2      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  24 -  3      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        17 -  20 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   7 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   2 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK    11 -  38 -  1      22  |

Turn 738 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  4         4  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  FRIDMYNDR 7512             19  13  0  114 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
TOTAL PARRY      PURPLE POODLE 7447         27  19  0  111 BULLDOGS (157)
AIMED BLOW       CLARET CRAWDAD 7246        23  19  0  104 ANIMAL FARM (510)
SLASHING ATTACK  GREEN SNOT 7642            11   3  0  100 COLORIFIC (511)
LUNGING ATTACK   ATTABOY 7566               20   8  1   98 WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)
PARRY-STRIKE     FRANKLIN 7409               6   2  2   54 NICK JR. (627)
WALL OF STEEL    ANNAEL 7732                10   6  0   49 BLUE STEEL (655)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FRIDMYNDR 7512.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ATTABOY 7566.  The ten other most popular fighters were ANNEMEHL 7631, HOT DOG 
7601, LAMB CHOP STOP 7710, CLARET CRAWDAD 7246, HOTBLACK DESIATO 7540, GOLD TOOTH 
7643, SAVAGE WITCH 7607, ANNAEL 7732, KRAAP 7809, and BLUE BLOOD 7721.

The least popular fighter this week was KLANG 7695.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DILITH 7819, SHEA 7738, VIOLET VIPER 7807, RADION 7808, FUSCHSIA FROG 
7670, BLUE'S CLUES 7407, KONANN CEE 7609, COLIN 7678, TWIST 7449, and LEMON LAMB 
7722.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

FRIDMYNDR (11-7512) WRATHMEN DM 20 (636)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVI

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SHOTGUN GANDHI 6760 (44-31-0)          1  4  0         ARMED & GREGARIOUS   

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MICHAEL SCARN 1973 (1-1-0)            14  1  0         THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT
OPUS X 5276 (18-17-1)                  5  3  0         OLD BOYS CLUB        
JOHNNY ENGLISH 1618 (2-0-0)            4  3  0         THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT
SCREAMING VOMIT 4209 (20-9-1)          4  3  0         WAY TOO MUCH BEER    

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TEDDY RUXPIN 6399 (40-27-1)            3  3  0         LORDS OF CHAOS       
DARK JESTER 7438 (23-18-1)             0  2  0         CHAOS CARNIVAL       
TICKLE ME TIGER 7391 (18-13-2)         0  2  0         FURRY FURY           

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NY STATE OF MIND 7402 (13-3-0)         0  2  0         ILLMATIC             

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GREEN SNOT 7642 (10-3-0)               8  3  0         COLORIFIC            
BLUE'S CLUES 7407 (6-1-0)              6  3  0         NICK JR.             
UNCLEAN ONE 7659 (12-6-0)              5  3  0         CHAOS CARNIVAL       
D'ENDRRAH 7632 (10-10-0)               0  2  0         CHAOS CARNIVAL       
WOOTZ 7729 (9-5-0)                     0  2  0         BLUE STEEL           

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MEDIOCRETAUR 7760 (5-0-0)              9  3  0         THE VULGARIANS       
ANDERS 7593 (6-0-0)                    5  3  0         THE FINAL FIVE       
IDOL 4466 (4-3-1)                      4  3  0         CRYSTAL SHRINE       
CRAZY ALICE 7682 (0-0-0)               1  1  0  DEAD   THE TOUGH CROWD      
HUMMA KAVULA 7698 (3-2-0)              2  3  0         THE HITCHHIKERS      
HZIULQUOIGMNZHAH 7773 (6-1-0)          2  3  1         CHAOS CARNIVAL       
CAMEL GIRL 7757 (3-1-0)                0  2  0         THE VULGARIANS       
ELLEN 7594 (1-1-0)                     0  2  0         THE FINAL FIVE       

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LAMB CHOP STOP 7710 (1-0-0)           12  3  0         EASTER FEASTER       
NOT QUITE 7818 (1-0-1)                 3  2  0  DEAD   CHAOS CARNIVAL       
SHASHOU YI 7681 (0-0-0)                3  3  0         THE TOUGH CROWD      
SNOOTS 7759 (2-0-0)                    3  3  0  DEAD   THE VULGARIANS       
RADION 7808 (2-2-0)                    2  3  0         BLUE STEEL           
CRUSH MAHONEY 7684 (0-0-0)             1  3  1         THE TOUGH CROWD      
BABY SEAL 7683 (0-0-0)                 0  2  0         THE TOUGH CROWD      
STALLION 7723 (1-3-0)                  0  1  0  DEAD   BAYVIEW ESTATE       
ZERO POINT ZERO 7680 (0-0-0)           0  1  0  DEAD   THE TOUGH CROWD      

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CHAROLAIS 7799 (0-0-0)                 5  3  0         BULLDOGS             
SHINZON 7796 (0-0-0)                   3  3  0         RIVER RATS           
TWIST 7449 (0-0-0)                     1  3  0         NICK JR.             

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REPRESENT 7405 (9-2-0)                 2  3  0         ILLMATIC             

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AMBER ANTEATER 7477 (11-5-0)           3  3  0         ANIMAL FARM          

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REGAL 3917 (0-0-0)                     3  3  0         ERRATA               
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PALE FACE 7621 (3-2-0)                 2  3  0         COLORIFIC            

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CHIEF 7592 (0-0-0)                     0  2  0         THE FINAL FIVE       

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

    There was a line outside the Gladiatorial Commission's registry office.  There 
often was, but surely not now?  Alarond the Scribe, who had drawn office duty today, 
frowned at them.
    A stocky, fit, moderately handsome gladiator stepped up to the counter.  "I want a 
name-change," he said.  "How can I do my best known as," he shuddered, "'Dangling 
Eyeball'?  My name is Joe, and I want to use it."
    A small and very shapely woman stepped up beside him.  "And I am really tired of 
being known as 'DA Bait'."  She smiled, causing Alarond to sway where he stood.  "I'd 
like to be known as... Aphrodite, I think."
    The others crowded forward, each advancing a claim, the babble of voice rising to 
a roar, the crowd beginning to look like a mob--and every member of it armed and 
dangerous.
    Alarond raised his hands to quiet them, without much success.  He raised his 
voice, too.  "We'll do it!  A Name-Change-O-Rama, as soon as we can get the paperwork 
lined up!  Two or three months, maybe--"
    The gladiators howled in protest at the delay.
    "No, listen!  The files here are HUGE, it will take time to get everything 
straight.  You've got to be patient.  It WILL happen!"

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     Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of January.  If 
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI