DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/10/2014    Duedate: 01/23/2014

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-741

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GREEN SNOT
COLORIFIC (511)
(11-7642) [13-3-0,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GREEN SNOT                     LAMB CHOP STOP
COLORIFIC (511)                EASTER FEASTER (653)
(11-7642) [13-3-0,110]         (11-7710) [6-0-0,95]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CLARET CRAWDAD                 GREEN SNOT
ANIMAL FARM (510)              COLORIFIC (511)
(11-7246) [24-21-0,93]         (11-7642) [13-3-0,110]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

COLORIFIC (511)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BULLDOGS (157)              33
2. EASTER FEASTER (653)        26      COLORIFIC (511)
3. COLORIFIC (511)             17      Unchartered Team
4. ANIMAL FARM (510)           10
5. CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)         0      EASTER FEASTER (653)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*EASTER FEASTER (653)       6   0  0  100   1/ 1 COLORIFIC (511)           9  1 0
 2- 2 NICK JR. (627)            29  13  3 69.0   2/ 2 BULLDOGS (157)            8  2 0
 3/ 3 COLORIFIC (511)          716 336 24 68.1   3/ 6 ANIMAL FARM (510)         5  5 1
 4/ 4 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1467 766 52 65.7   4- 5 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      4  6 0
 5/ 5 BULLDOGS (157)           %1409 949 44 59.8   5/ 8*EASTER FEASTER (653)      3  0 0
 6- 8 BLUE STEEL (655)          45  42  1 51.7   6- 3 NICK JR. (627)            3  2 0
 7- 9 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)    166 181 12 47.8   7- 7 THE HERQULOIDS (644)      3  7 1
 8-10 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)     104 121  6 46.2   8- 4 THE HITCHHIKERS (619)     1  1 0
 9-11 THE HERQULOIDS (644)      55 144 10 27.6   9- 9 BLUE STEEL (655)          1  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 369): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 740): KONANN CEE of THE HERCULOIDS (Kell Drakestone, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 740): BARIUM ENEMY of PERIODIC STATEMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 725): SSG4 of MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 727): CHILI CON CARNAGE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Arned Bandit)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 724): STACI of HAREM (Padre, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 721): APPELONIA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 722): JACK INTHE PULPIT of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 685): KORVIN ROSS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 682): FLYING PIG of HELL FROZEN OVER (The Dark One, mgr)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 673): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 567): POOR THING of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 270): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 625): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 369): THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 740): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 740): WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 725): MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 727): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 724): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 721): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 722): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 685): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 682): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 673): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 317): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 567): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 270): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 625): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 368): GLOBULIZER of WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 739): PURPLE POODLE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 726): POGO POLEN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 722): JACK INTHE PULPIT of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                            SALINA REES of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 316): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome ARUAK CITY.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights 
have I fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  Hmmmph!  I always 
thought THE HITCHHIKERS was an over-rated team and they proved it with a 0-0-0!  Up 
'n down.  Up 'n down.  Rankings always change.  Up 'n down.  I think I'm gonna be...  
Well, ANIMAL FARM's 3rd moved them up to 2-1-0 place.  BULLDOGS showed ARUAK CITY 
what they were made of as they fought with a vengeance to walk off with 3-0-0.  
What's with LAMB CHOP STOP?  He actually beat ANIMAL FARM's CLARET CRAWDAD, and 
walked away with 26 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at EASTER FEASTER 
while they watched LAMB CHOP STOP clobber CLARET CRAWDAD.  She lost 3 points and got 
bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  What a role model for ARUAK CITY's 
young 'uns!  KONANN CEE becomes Duelmaster, but don't bother to fight no more!  I can 
barely restrain my enthusiam for COLORIFIC's outstanding member, Duelmaster GREEN 
SNOT.  Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is 
looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  The most avoided team was 
CHAOS CARNIVAL.  In my day, no team with a 104-121-6 would scare me off!  What's the 
problem, COLORIFIC?   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every 
day?  To die so young, so gloriously!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm 
writing it before you read it.  Oh, well.  Time for my medication, so I'll leave now. 
Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GREEN SNOT 7642              13   3  0   110       COLORIFIC (511)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KONANN CEE 7609              18  25  3   137       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
-HOT DOG 7601                 15   9  1   106       BULLDOGS (157)
 GREY STREAK 7673             18   2  1   103       COLORIFIC (511)
-BLUE'S CLUES 7407             7   2  0    98       NICK JR. (627)
 LAMB CHOP STOP 7710           6   0  0    95       EASTER FEASTER (653)
 CLARET CRAWDAD 7246          24  21  0    93       ANIMAL FARM (510)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLUE BLOOD 7721              13   4  0    90       COLORIFIC (511)
 DOGGY BAG 7740               12   6  0    87       BULLDOGS (157)
-HOTBLACK DESIATO 7540        10  11  3    76       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
-HZIULQUOIGMNZHAH 7773         8   2  0    75       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 GOLD TOOTH 7643               8   2  2    73       COLORIFIC (511)
-MARAG 7731                    9   9  0    69       BLUE STEEL (655)
-D'ENDRRAH 7632               13  10  0    68       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HUMMA KAVULA 7698             4   2  0    66       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
-FRANKLIN 7409                 7   2  2    65       NICK JR. (627)
-SMARG DARKBLADE 7605          9  25  2    60       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
-WOOTZ 7729                    9   8  0    59       BLUE STEEL (655)
-EBONY EYE 7671                7   0  0    58       COLORIFIC (511)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WINNY 7408                    6   2  0    56       NICK JR. (627)
-UNCLEAN ONE 7659             13   7  0    54       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 FUSCHSIA FROG 7670           11   7  0    53       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 RIN TIN TIN 7812              5   1  0    52       BULLDOGS (157)
-SAVAGE WITCH 7607             5  29  1    47       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
-ANNAEL 7732                  10   7  0    43       BLUE STEEL (655)
-LEMON LAMB 7722               7   6  0    43       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-KARGHUST 7620                 4  25  2    43       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
 CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696           8   3  1    40       ANIMAL FARM (510)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KLANG 7695                    4  18  0    30       THE HERQULOIDS (644)
-RADION 7808                   3   4  1    29       BLUE STEEL (655)
-VIOLET VIPER 7807             3   3  1    26       ANIMAL FARM (510)
-TUCK 7411                     5   4  1    25       NICK JR. (627)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ECCENTRICA GALLUMBIT 7828     1   0  0    18       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)
 BULL PEN 7835                 1   0  0    13       BULLDOGS (157)
-COLIN 7678                    1   2  0     9       THE HITCHHIKERS (619)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TWIST 7449                    1   1  0     8       NICK JR. (627)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DILITH 7819             2  2 0 BLUE STEEL 655       VIOLET VIPER 7807     739  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Trim -- Me Critters bea sad aboot yon Dilith.  Aye.  Real sad. -- Mino

Marag -- Congrats on besting me and bloodfeuding your teammate's death.  I can only
say, I was sorry to see him go.  May Dilith fight well in that Great Arena In The
Sky. -- Velvet Viper

M. Chardinee -- When one fights me on my home court (the "crick") one seldom has a
chance.  I guess I showed my mettle in the bloody, sandy, muddy arena too. -- Claret
Crawdad

Klang -- I just have to say it, "I rang your bell!".  Rivet, rivet. -- Fuschcia Frog

D'enorah -- Were you following me to school one day?  You creep! -- Lemon Lamb

Ahoy, ye Critters.  Keep up yon gud work.  Aye. -- Mino

All -- May the New Year bring you and yours joy and prosperity. -- The Animal Farm
critters

Congratulations to Duelmaster Konnan Cee.  It has been a long, hard road, but he
makes for a fitting Champion.  Salute.  Duelmasters drink free at The Bulldog Inn. --
Kennelworth, Proprietor

Konnan Cee -- Congrats from all your old friends at Noblish Island.  Kudos. -- The
Consortium affiliates

Let me just say, Konnan, that if you had to whack me, THAT was the very best time to
do it!  (chuckles)  Thank goodness for Lord Protectorship immortality!  I salute you;
You will make a better Duelmaster than me. -- Lord Protector Purple Poodle,
duelmaster, dead, reincarnated, and retired

Kung-Fu Master -- And a fu to you, too. -- Doggy Bag

Hz'ah of Chaos Carnival -- Did you want mustard with that bloody catsup?  You kow,
you have such a  l o n g  name that you are sooooooo easy to hit. -- Hot Dog

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Aruak City, The Heart And Soul of Andoria awaits us all.
Happy New Year. -- Kennelworth and The Bulldogs

Oh, my!  So sad!  For all you have-nots, that is!  Colorifics once again go
undefeated at 3-0.  I am such a wonderful and masterful manager. -- Purple People
Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Karghust spanked here. -- Gold Tooth, Proud Colorific

Convicted Assassin spanked here. -- Blue Blood and Grey Streak, Proud Colorifics

All -- I would say Happy New Year to all you pukes, but since it just is not going to
be so for you, phbbbtttt! -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

All -- Time for a little break.  After a successful blood-feud, I thought some time
off was warranted for my Blue Steel Team.  It helped that all my guys are perfectly

tourney-timed as well.  I'm not sure about entering them all in April, but it will be
considered.  That's probably when I'm make a come back.  Best to all here is this
highly competitive and challenging arena. -- Trim, mgr. of Blue Steel

All -- Please welcome our newest warrior, the Pink Horror!  Sorry, Colorifics, not
trying to step on your toes, but he really is pink.  My cousin Tzeentch 'loaned' him
to the Carnival, and we have high hopes that we can find a suit of armor that will
fit a hairy, pink blob of flesh from the Outer Realms! -- Uncle Nurgle

Wootz -- My name?  How can you expect your legions of thralls  to respect you if your
name doesn't demand it?  Let's all say it together: HZIULQUOIGMNZHAH

Hot dog -- Thought I might have a chance.  At least you're a good teacher.  Thanks.
-- Hziulquoigmnzhah

Lemon lamb -- If you only hit like a big horn sheep instead of a little lamb you
could've beat me. -- D'endrrah

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CLARET CRAWDAD was devastated by LAMB CHOP STOP in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
GREY STREAK unbelievably bested VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a action packed 3 minute battle.
GREEN SNOT savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute master's Title duel.
BLUE BLOOD defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute match.
DOGGY BAG bested VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute gory brawl.
GOLD TOOTH viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
FUSCHSIA FROG savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 3 minute melee.
RIN TIN TIN viciously subdued DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 2 minute gruesome duel.
CHARCOAL CHIMP won victory over DELARQUAN SPY in a 1 minute veteran vs. novice fight.
BULL PEN handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         STRIKING ATTACK   42 -  22 -  1      66  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     13 -   8 -  2      62  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  13 -  0      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   46 -  30 -  3      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   5 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW        11 -  16 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  18 -  3      40  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  26 -  2      24  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 741 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         4  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  GREEN SNOT 7642            13   3  0  110 COLORIFIC (511)
TOTAL PARRY      GREY STREAK 7673           18   2  1  103 COLORIFIC (511)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  LAMB CHOP STOP 7710         6   0  0   95 EASTER FEASTER (653)
AIMED BLOW       CLARET CRAWDAD 7246        24  21  0   93 ANIMAL FARM (510)
PARRY-STRIKE     FUSCHSIA FROG 7670         11   7  0   53 ANIMAL FARM (510)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CLARET CRAWDAD 7246.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GREEN SNOT 7642.  The ten other most popular fighters were RIN TIN TIN 7812, 
FUSCHSIA FROG 7670, GOLD TOOTH 7643, BLUE BLOOD 7721, DOGGY BAG 7740, LAMB CHOP STOP 
7710, CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696, BULL PEN 7835, GREY STREAK 7673, and CLARET CRAWDAD 7246.

The least popular fighter this week was CLARET CRAWDAD 7246.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GREY STREAK 7673, BULL PEN 7835, CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696, LAMB CHOP 
STOP 7710, DOGGY BAG 7740, BLUE BLOOD 7721, GOLD TOOTH 7643, FUSCHSIA FROG 7670, RIN 
TIN TIN 7812, and GREEN SNOT 7642.