DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/07/2014    Duedate: 02/20/2014

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-743

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GREEN SNOT
COLORIFIC (511)
(11-7642) [15-3-1,142]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GREEN SNOT                     LAMB CHOP STOP
COLORIFIC (511)                EASTER FEASTER (653)
(11-7642) [15-3-1,142]         (11-7710) [7-0-0,110]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HOT DOG                        EBONY EYE
BULLDOGS (157)                 COLORIFIC (511)
(11-7601) [17-9-1,113]         (11-7671) [8-1-0,72]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

COLORIFIC (511)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (633)        41
2. THE VULGARIANS (658)        40      COLORIFIC (511)
3. KRILL CAVALRY (374)         40      Unchartered Team
4. ANIMAL FARM (510)           33
5. COLORIFIC (511)             32      EASTER FEASTER (653)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*EASTER FEASTER (653)       7   0  0  100   1/ 1 COLORIFIC (511)          11  3 1
 2/ 0*THE VULGARIANS (658)      19   7  0 73.1   2/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510)        10  3 0
 3/ 2 COLORIFIC (511)          723 339 25 68.1   3/ 3 BULLDOGS (157)            9  3 0
 4/ 3 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1475 768 52 65.8   4/ 0*THE VULGARIANS (658)      3  2 0
 5/ 4 BULLDOGS (157)           %1415 952 44 59.8   5/ 8 KRILL CAVALRY (374)       3  7 0
 6/ 7 KRILL CAVALRY (374)      553 996  9 35.7   6/ 4*EASTER FEASTER (653)      2  0 0
 7/ 0*IDES OF BONO (629)         1   2  0 33.3   7/ 0*SHEWISH BUFFET (633)      1  4 0
 8/ 0*SHEWISH BUFFET (633)       1   4  0 20.0   8/ 0*IDES OF BONO (629)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 370): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 742): GREEN SNOT of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 742): WILLOW of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 727): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 729): CHILI CON CARNAGE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Arned Bandit)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 726): GASPAR HUELCO of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 723): SERGEANT 8 of MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 724): SPRING HEELED JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 687): KORVIN ROSS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 684): FLYING PIG of HELL FROZEN OVER (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 675): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 569): POOR THING of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 271): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 627): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 370): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 742): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 742): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 727): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 729): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 726): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 723): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 724): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 687): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 684): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 675): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 569): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 271): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 627): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 727): FARLIN MEEKS of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 726): COMIC BOOK GUY of ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 724): SPRING HEELED JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
                (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                            SALINA REES of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 569): POOR THING of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
                             JANICE DERBY of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Of course it is me again.  Green Snot the great gladiator.  King of rootin-
tootin Aruak City, home of the pansy fighters.  Bow down to the best.  I shall enjoy
pummelling everyone from my personal top perch.  Har har har.
                      Green Snot DMII

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon ARUAK CITY, 
for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  What's a move up by 3 you ask?  (alright, 
maybe you didn't ask)  Cause for celebration, according to KRILL CAVALRY.  ANIMAL 
FARM posted a nice gain, to come in 2nd.  Everybody loves a winner...  KRILL CAVALRY 
had cause to celebrate, after KIM O. SABY got 24 points by beating CHARCOAL CHIMP.  
CHARCOAL CHIMP certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing to KIM O. 
SABY and losing 17 points in the process!  MAYDEE QUICK found out that ARUAK CITY 
isn't a democracy.  You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here!  Word has it one 
team in ARUAK CITY is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so 
did the "warriors" in ARUAK CITY avoid THE HERQULOIDS.  The warriors of THE 
HERQULOIDS found their efforts at combat frustrated as ANIMAL FARM apparently had 
more important things to do than fight.  If challenges were horses, MAYDEE QUICK 
could open up a fast food joint!   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  GREEN SNOT of COLORIFIC sends MAYDEE QUICK of KRILL CAVALRY goes to the Weary 
Warrior's Retirement Home.  ARUAK CITY has no place for weaklings!  A moment of 
silence for MAYDEE QUICK, who died an untimely death at the hands of GREEN SNOT.  In 
the spirit of revenge, we call upon KRILL CAVALRY to act!  Oh hard!  that to strike a 
flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Do not think spyreporting in ARUAK CITY is the highlight of my life.  Keep those 
sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I 
now bid ARUAK CITY farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GREEN SNOT 7642              15   3  1   142       COLORIFIC (511)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOT DOG 7601                 17   9  1   113       BULLDOGS (157)
 LAMB CHOP STOP 7710           7   0  0   110       EASTER FEASTER (653)
 GREY STREAK 7673             20   2  1   107       COLORIFIC (511)
 CLARET CRAWDAD 7246          25  22  0    97       ANIMAL FARM (510)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOGGY BAG 7740               13   7  0    87       BULLDOGS (157)
 MEDIOCRETAUR 7760             6   0  0    85       THE VULGARIANS (658)
 BLUE BLOOD 7721              14   5  0    84       COLORIFIC (511)
 FUSCHSIA FROG 7670           13   7  0    79       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 LEMON LAMB 7722               9   6  0    75       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 EBONY EYE 7671                8   1  0    72       COLORIFIC (511)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOLD TOOTH 7643               9   3  2    63       COLORIFIC (511)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KIM O. SABY 7553              4   2  0    52       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 RIN TIN TIN 7812              6   2  0    47       BULLDOGS (157)
 VIOLET VIPER 7807             5   3  1    41       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 SPRINKLES 7758                4   2  0    35       THE VULGARIANS (658)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696           9   4  1    32       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 WILHOLMAN DONN 7546           4   3  0    30       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 BLACK GOLD 7761               4   2  0    29       THE VULGARIANS (658)
 CAMEL GIRL 7757               3   2  0    25       THE VULGARIANS (658)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHAROLAIS 7799                1   0  0    21       BULLDOGS (157)
 U2 BRUTUS 7423                1   1  0    14       IDES OF BONO (629)
 OLD HAROLD ANNE 7490          2   7  0    13       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 SHAGORNAN SURPRISE 7457       1   0  0     9       SHEWISH BUFFET (633)
 BULL PEN 7835                 2   1  0     7       BULLDOGS (157)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LANE TERRAZA 7570             0   3  0     3       KRILL CAVALRY (374)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DILITH 7819             2  2 0 BLUE STEEL 655       VIOLET VIPER 7807     739  REVENGED
MAYDEE QUICK 7400      13 10 1 KRILL CAVALRY 374    GREEN SNOT 7642       743   
BREAKFAST 7459          0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 633   SPYMASTER             743  NONE
DINNER 7461             0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 633   DEVELLAN JARA         743  NONE
LUNCH 7460              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 633   MOUNTAIN TROLL        743  NONE
SNACK 7458              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 633   SPYMASTER             743  NONE
B.D.M. #1 7826          0  1 0 THE VULGARIANS 658   BLACK ORC             743  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

A salute to The Duelmaster, Green Snot of Colorifics.  Like him, his team, and his
manager--or not--he is the Duelmaster.  Duelmasters drink free at the Bulldog Inn. --
Kennelworth, proprietor

Wilholman Dunn -- It was a pleasure to meet you on what was apparently my lucky day.
-- Bull Pen (a real closer)

Ambitious Guard -- I salute you.  You were at your best. -- Rin Tin Tin

Veteran Mercenary and M. Chardinee -- Thanks for being our cannon fodder. -- Doggy
Bag and Hot Dog

     We didn't see cannon on the list of allowed weapons! -- V. Mercenary and M.
     Chardinee

Finally!  I return from the tourney trails and shall enter the arena excitement and
enjoy the fun. -- Charolais, Bulldogs

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Aruak City, The Heart And Soul Of Andoria awaits us all.
-- Kennelworth, Bulldogs

All -- Led by my fine managerial skills, my Colorifics blossomed to a 4-1 this turn.
Eat your heart out, Mino, you old pirate!  My only loser, Blue blood, is in serious
managerial trouble--the skunk! -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

This'n ole pirate done luvs his'n Critters, aye.  Got me yon 4-1.  Hain't got nufin
on me , PPE, ye bloody ugly washerwoman. -- Mino, Animal Farm

Well, HECK!  We were on VACATION, we were in BERMUDA on the beach, sun, sand, surf,
Debby Tonte, drinks with umbrellas in them....  And we got YANKED back to fight here.
Talk about unfair! -- the Krill Cavarly, grumbling a lot
P.S.  Going one-four didn't make us any happier, either.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

B.D.M. #1 was dealt death by BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DINNER was murdered by DEVELLAN JARA in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
LUNCH was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BREAKFAST was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
SNACK was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LAMB CHOP STOP overpowered DOGGY BAG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
GREEN SNOT butchered MAYDEE QUICK in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
HOT DOG viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
CLARET CRAWDAD defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
GREY STREAK viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a slow 14 minute gruesome duel.
EBONY EYE lost to KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 3 minute gruesome veteran's fight.
BLUE BLOOD overpowered VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GOLD TOOTH was demolished by MEDIOCRETAUR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
LEMON LAMB bested M. CHARDINEE in a exciting 2 minute battle.
FUSCHSIA FROG bested KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute bout.
CHARCOAL CHIMP was handily defeated by KIM O. SABY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
RIN TIN TIN viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome bout.
CAMEL GIRL was handily defeated by VIOLET VIPER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SPRINKLES devastated OLD HAROLD ANNE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
U2 BRUTUS was overpowered by BLACK GOLD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
WILHOLMAN DONN overpowered BULL PEN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LANE TERRAZA was overcome by SHAGORNAN SURPRISE in a 2 minute amateur's competition.
CHAROLAIS overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         TOTAL PARRY       18 -   5 -  0      78  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         STRIKING ATTACK   44 -  20 -  1      69  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   7 -  1      61  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   42 -  28 -  3      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        11 -  14 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  15 -  1      38  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -  22 -  1      15  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   6 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 743 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         6  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  4                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  GREEN SNOT 7642            15   3  1  142 COLORIFIC (511)
STRIKING ATTACK  HOT DOG 7601               17   9  1  113 BULLDOGS (157)
TOTAL PARRY      GREY STREAK 7673           20   2  1  107 COLORIFIC (511)
AIMED BLOW       CLARET CRAWDAD 7246        25  22  0   97 ANIMAL FARM (510)
PARRY-STRIKE     FUSCHSIA FROG 7670         13   7  0   79 ANIMAL FARM (510)
LUNGING ATTACK   EBONY EYE 7671              8   1  0   72 COLORIFIC (511)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HOT DOG 7601.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was EBONY EYE 7671.  The ten other most popular fighters were LEMON LAMB 7722, HOT 
DOG 7601, FUSCHSIA FROG 7670, CLARET CRAWDAD 7246, RIN TIN TIN 7812, WILHOLMAN DONN 
7546, LANE TERRAZA 7570, CHAROLAIS 7799, B.D.M. #1 7826, and LAMB CHOP STOP 7710.

The least popular fighter this week was GREY STREAK 7673.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BULL PEN 7835, U2 BRUTUS 7423, OLD HAROLD ANNE 7490, CAMEL GIRL 
7757, CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696, MAYDEE QUICK 7400, DOGGY BAG 7740, SNACK 7458, BREAKFAST 
7459, and LUNCH 7460.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

GREEN SNOT (11-7642) COLORIFIC (511)