DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/07/2014 Duedate: 02/20/2014
ARUAK CITY ARENA
DM-11 TURN-743
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GREEN SNOT
COLORIFIC (511)
(11-7642) [15-3-1,142]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GREEN SNOT LAMB CHOP STOP
COLORIFIC (511) EASTER FEASTER (653)
(11-7642) [15-3-1,142] (11-7710) [7-0-0,110]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
HOT DOG EBONY EYE
BULLDOGS (157) COLORIFIC (511)
(11-7601) [17-9-1,113] (11-7671) [8-1-0,72]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
COLORIFIC (511)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (633) 41
2. THE VULGARIANS (658) 40 COLORIFIC (511)
3. KRILL CAVALRY (374) 40 Unchartered Team
4. ANIMAL FARM (510) 33
5. COLORIFIC (511) 32 EASTER FEASTER (653)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*EASTER FEASTER (653) 7 0 0 100 1/ 1 COLORIFIC (511) 11 3 1
2/ 0*THE VULGARIANS (658) 19 7 0 73.1 2/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510) 10 3 0
3/ 2 COLORIFIC (511) 723 339 25 68.1 3/ 3 BULLDOGS (157) 9 3 0
4/ 3 ANIMAL FARM (510) %1475 768 52 65.8 4/ 0*THE VULGARIANS (658) 3 2 0
5/ 4 BULLDOGS (157) %1415 952 44 59.8 5/ 8 KRILL CAVALRY (374) 3 7 0
6/ 7 KRILL CAVALRY (374) 553 996 9 35.7 6/ 4*EASTER FEASTER (653) 2 0 0
7/ 0*IDES OF BONO (629) 1 2 0 33.3 7/ 0*SHEWISH BUFFET (633) 1 4 0
8/ 0*SHEWISH BUFFET (633) 1 4 0 20.0 8/ 0*IDES OF BONO (629) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 370): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 742): GREEN SNOT of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 742): WILLOW of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 727): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 729): CHILI CON CARNAGE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Arned Bandit)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 726): GASPAR HUELCO of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 723): SERGEANT 8 of MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 724): SPRING HEELED JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 687): KORVIN ROSS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 684): FLYING PIG of HELL FROZEN OVER (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 675): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 569): POOR THING of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 271): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 627): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 370): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 742): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 742): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 727): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 729): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 726): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 723): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 724): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 687): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 684): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 675): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 318): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 569): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 271): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 627): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 727): FARLIN MEEKS of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 726): COMIC BOOK GUY of ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 724): SPRING HEELED JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
(turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
SALINA REES of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 569): POOR THING of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
JANICE DERBY of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Of course it is me again. Green Snot the great gladiator. King of rootin-
tootin Aruak City, home of the pansy fighters. Bow down to the best. I shall enjoy
pummelling everyone from my personal top perch. Har har har.
Green Snot DMII
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon ARUAK CITY,
for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned! What's a move up by 3 you ask? (alright,
maybe you didn't ask) Cause for celebration, according to KRILL CAVALRY. ANIMAL
FARM posted a nice gain, to come in 2nd. Everybody loves a winner... KRILL CAVALRY
had cause to celebrate, after KIM O. SABY got 24 points by beating CHARCOAL CHIMP.
CHARCOAL CHIMP certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing to KIM O.
SABY and losing 17 points in the process! MAYDEE QUICK found out that ARUAK CITY
isn't a democracy. You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here! Word has it one
team in ARUAK CITY is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life!
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so
did the "warriors" in ARUAK CITY avoid THE HERQULOIDS. The warriors of THE
HERQULOIDS found their efforts at combat frustrated as ANIMAL FARM apparently had
more important things to do than fight. If challenges were horses, MAYDEE QUICK
could open up a fast food joint!
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! GREEN SNOT of COLORIFIC sends MAYDEE QUICK of KRILL CAVALRY goes to the Weary
Warrior's Retirement Home. ARUAK CITY has no place for weaklings! A moment of
silence for MAYDEE QUICK, who died an untimely death at the hands of GREEN SNOT. In
the spirit of revenge, we call upon KRILL CAVALRY to act! Oh hard! that to strike a
flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!
Do not think spyreporting in ARUAK CITY is the highlight of my life. Keep those
sands bloody and the buzzards fat! Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I
now bid ARUAK CITY farewell-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GREEN SNOT 7642 15 3 1 142 COLORIFIC (511)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOT DOG 7601 17 9 1 113 BULLDOGS (157)
LAMB CHOP STOP 7710 7 0 0 110 EASTER FEASTER (653)
GREY STREAK 7673 20 2 1 107 COLORIFIC (511)
CLARET CRAWDAD 7246 25 22 0 97 ANIMAL FARM (510)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DOGGY BAG 7740 13 7 0 87 BULLDOGS (157)
MEDIOCRETAUR 7760 6 0 0 85 THE VULGARIANS (658)
BLUE BLOOD 7721 14 5 0 84 COLORIFIC (511)
FUSCHSIA FROG 7670 13 7 0 79 ANIMAL FARM (510)
LEMON LAMB 7722 9 6 0 75 ANIMAL FARM (510)
EBONY EYE 7671 8 1 0 72 COLORIFIC (511)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOLD TOOTH 7643 9 3 2 63 COLORIFIC (511)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KIM O. SABY 7553 4 2 0 52 KRILL CAVALRY (374)
RIN TIN TIN 7812 6 2 0 47 BULLDOGS (157)
VIOLET VIPER 7807 5 3 1 41 ANIMAL FARM (510)
SPRINKLES 7758 4 2 0 35 THE VULGARIANS (658)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696 9 4 1 32 ANIMAL FARM (510)
WILHOLMAN DONN 7546 4 3 0 30 KRILL CAVALRY (374)
BLACK GOLD 7761 4 2 0 29 THE VULGARIANS (658)
CAMEL GIRL 7757 3 2 0 25 THE VULGARIANS (658)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHAROLAIS 7799 1 0 0 21 BULLDOGS (157)
U2 BRUTUS 7423 1 1 0 14 IDES OF BONO (629)
OLD HAROLD ANNE 7490 2 7 0 13 KRILL CAVALRY (374)
SHAGORNAN SURPRISE 7457 1 0 0 9 SHEWISH BUFFET (633)
BULL PEN 7835 2 1 0 7 BULLDOGS (157)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LANE TERRAZA 7570 0 3 0 3 KRILL CAVALRY (374)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DILITH 7819 2 2 0 BLUE STEEL 655 VIOLET VIPER 7807 739 REVENGED
MAYDEE QUICK 7400 13 10 1 KRILL CAVALRY 374 GREEN SNOT 7642 743
BREAKFAST 7459 0 1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 633 SPYMASTER 743 NONE
DINNER 7461 0 1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 633 DEVELLAN JARA 743 NONE
LUNCH 7460 0 1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 633 MOUNTAIN TROLL 743 NONE
SNACK 7458 0 1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 633 SPYMASTER 743 NONE
B.D.M. #1 7826 0 1 0 THE VULGARIANS 658 BLACK ORC 743 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
A salute to The Duelmaster, Green Snot of Colorifics. Like him, his team, and his
manager--or not--he is the Duelmaster. Duelmasters drink free at the Bulldog Inn. --
Kennelworth, proprietor
Wilholman Dunn -- It was a pleasure to meet you on what was apparently my lucky day.
-- Bull Pen (a real closer)
Ambitious Guard -- I salute you. You were at your best. -- Rin Tin Tin
Veteran Mercenary and M. Chardinee -- Thanks for being our cannon fodder. -- Doggy
Bag and Hot Dog
We didn't see cannon on the list of allowed weapons! -- V. Mercenary and M.
Chardinee
Finally! I return from the tourney trails and shall enter the arena excitement and
enjoy the fun. -- Charolais, Bulldogs
Health. Humility. Honor. Aruak City, The Heart And Soul Of Andoria awaits us all.
-- Kennelworth, Bulldogs
All -- Led by my fine managerial skills, my Colorifics blossomed to a 4-1 this turn.
Eat your heart out, Mino, you old pirate! My only loser, Blue blood, is in serious
managerial trouble--the skunk! -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager
This'n ole pirate done luvs his'n Critters, aye. Got me yon 4-1. Hain't got nufin
on me , PPE, ye bloody ugly washerwoman. -- Mino, Animal Farm
Well, HECK! We were on VACATION, we were in BERMUDA on the beach, sun, sand, surf,
Debby Tonte, drinks with umbrellas in them.... And we got YANKED back to fight here.
Talk about unfair! -- the Krill Cavarly, grumbling a lot
P.S. Going one-four didn't make us any happier, either.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
B.D.M. #1 was dealt death by BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DINNER was murdered by DEVELLAN JARA in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
LUNCH was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BREAKFAST was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
SNACK was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LAMB CHOP STOP overpowered DOGGY BAG in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
GREEN SNOT butchered MAYDEE QUICK in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
HOT DOG viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
CLARET CRAWDAD defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
GREY STREAK viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a slow 14 minute gruesome duel.
EBONY EYE lost to KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 3 minute gruesome veteran's fight.
BLUE BLOOD overpowered VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GOLD TOOTH was demolished by MEDIOCRETAUR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
LEMON LAMB bested M. CHARDINEE in a exciting 2 minute battle.
FUSCHSIA FROG bested KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute bout.
CHARCOAL CHIMP was handily defeated by KIM O. SABY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
RIN TIN TIN viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome bout.
CAMEL GIRL was handily defeated by VIOLET VIPER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SPRINKLES devastated OLD HAROLD ANNE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
U2 BRUTUS was overpowered by BLACK GOLD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
WILHOLMAN DONN overpowered BULL PEN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LANE TERRAZA was overcome by SHAGORNAN SURPRISE in a 2 minute amateur's competition.
CHAROLAIS overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 9 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 5 - 0 78 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 STRIKING ATTACK 44 - 20 - 1 69 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 7 - 1 61 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 42 - 28 - 3 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 11 - 14 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 15 - 1 38 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 22 - 1 15 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 6 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 743 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 6 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 1 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 4 1 PARRY-STRIKE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK GREEN SNOT 7642 15 3 1 142 COLORIFIC (511)
STRIKING ATTACK HOT DOG 7601 17 9 1 113 BULLDOGS (157)
TOTAL PARRY GREY STREAK 7673 20 2 1 107 COLORIFIC (511)
AIMED BLOW CLARET CRAWDAD 7246 25 22 0 97 ANIMAL FARM (510)
PARRY-STRIKE FUSCHSIA FROG 7670 13 7 0 79 ANIMAL FARM (510)
LUNGING ATTACK EBONY EYE 7671 8 1 0 72 COLORIFIC (511)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HOT DOG 7601. The most popular warrior this turn
was EBONY EYE 7671. The ten other most popular fighters were LEMON LAMB 7722, HOT
DOG 7601, FUSCHSIA FROG 7670, CLARET CRAWDAD 7246, RIN TIN TIN 7812, WILHOLMAN DONN
7546, LANE TERRAZA 7570, CHAROLAIS 7799, B.D.M. #1 7826, and LAMB CHOP STOP 7710.
The least popular fighter this week was GREY STREAK 7673. The other ten least
popular fighters were BULL PEN 7835, U2 BRUTUS 7423, OLD HAROLD ANNE 7490, CAMEL GIRL
7757, CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696, MAYDEE QUICK 7400, DOGGY BAG 7740, SNACK 7458, BREAKFAST
7459, and LUNCH 7460.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
GREEN SNOT (11-7642) COLORIFIC (511)