DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/21/2014    Duedate: 03/06/2014

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-744

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LAMB CHOP STOP
EASTER FEASTER (653)
(11-7710) [8-0-0,118]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HOT DOG                        LAMB CHOP STOP
BULLDOGS (157)                 EASTER FEASTER (653)
(11-7601) [18-9-1,115]         (11-7710) [8-0-0,118]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HOT DOG                        HZIULQUOIGMNZHAH
BULLDOGS (157)                 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
(11-7601) [18-9-1,115]         (11-7773) [9-2-0,105]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BULLDOGS (157)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)        45
2. BULLDOGS (157)              33      COLORIFIC (511)
3. THE VULGARIANS (658)        28      Unchartered Team
4. IDES OF BONO (629)          13
5. EASTER FEASTER (653)         8      EASTER FEASTER (653)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*EASTER FEASTER (653)       8   0  0  100   1/ 3 BULLDOGS (157)           10  3 0
 2/ 2*THE VULGARIANS (658)      22   8  0 73.3   2/ 1 COLORIFIC (511)          10  4 2
 3/ 3 COLORIFIC (511)          726 340 26 68.1   3/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510)         9  4 0
 4/ 4 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1476 770 52 65.7   4/ 4*THE VULGARIANS (658)      6  3 0
 5/ 0 NICK JR. (627)            30  16  3 65.2   5/ 5 KRILL CAVALRY (374)       4 11 0
 6/ 5 BULLDOGS (157)           %1419 952 44 59.8   6/ 0 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      3  2 0
 7/ 7*IDES OF BONO (629)         2   2  0 50.0   7/ 6*EASTER FEASTER (653)      2  0 0
 8/ 0 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)     107 123  6 46.5   8/ 8*IDES OF BONO (629)        1  1 0
 9/ 6 KRILL CAVALRY (374)      554 %1000  9 35.6   9/ 0 NICK JR. (627)            1  3 0
10- 8*SHEWISH BUFFET (633)       1   4  0 20.0  10- 7*SHEWISH BUFFET (633)      1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 743): GREEN SNOT of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 743): WILLOW of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 728): DOUGLAS T. JACOBSON of MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (Anarchist, mgr)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 730): CHILI CON CARNAGE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Arned Bandit)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 727): HURIN of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 724): SERGEANT 8 of MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 725): HUMUNGOUSAUR of OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 688): JACKAL of RANDOM (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 685): SERGEANT 6 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 676): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 570): SERRGEANT 4 of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 272): TOBEORNOTTOBE of TOTAL CHAOS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 628): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 743): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 743): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 728): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 730): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 727): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 724): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 725): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 688): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 685): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 676): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 570): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 272): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 628): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 743): GREEN SNOT of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 727): FARLIN MEEKS of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 726): COMIC BOOK GUY of ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 724): SPRING HEELED JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 685): SPOCKA THE HUTT of OLD SCHOOL (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 676): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
                (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                            SALINA REES of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 569): POOR THING of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
                             JANICE DERBY of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Your Champion and Duelmaster here again, dripping, snarking, hacking, draining,
and snotting like an ultimate fighter should.  I am so good that you must now bow
down to me as Lord Protector and Duelmaster Green Snot.  Has a ring to it, doesn't
it.  How sad you all must be to see me leave this puddly arena and head off to The
Isle.  Tsk, tsk.
     Perhaps showing you the wonderful snot that I am will appease some of that pain
and sorrow and loss? Here I am in all my glory and persuasive snot:
Born 9-10-7-21-21-9-7 SL
Good Endurance, Good Damage (bonused)
Beefed up to 11-10-7-21-21-9-7 and great endurance
15-3-1 in the arena, 3 DM Crowns
17-12-0 in tournaments, 1 TV (Adepts)
Skill learn rate = 2.64
Admaster - Init, Master - Attack, Adexes - Riposte and Decise
Weapons? 56-227-33 with HA/SH/BS equally
Favorites? I AM THE FAVORITE.
     I will finish with some mention and praise of my manager, Purple People Eater.
No one talks a better game than him.
                       Green Snot, LP & DMIII

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of ARUAK CITY!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp 
Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  Former top team COLORIFIC was 
unseated this week as BULLDOGS moved up from 3rd ranking to take the top spot with a 
4-0-0 record for the round.  My praise to THE VULGARIANS for their 3-1-0 week this 
time out.  Indeed, it was a skillfully fought round deserving of notice!  
HZIULQUOIGMNZHAH caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he 
skillfully bested GREY STREAK and was awarded 30 points in recognition.  In one of 
the week's more notable duels, HZIULQUOIGMNZHAH put down GREY STREAK, causing him to 
lose 23 points of recognition in the process.  Most watched of the fights this week, 
the spotlight was on MOUNTAIN TROLL as he bore arms against the Dark Arena Challenge 
of reigning Duelmaster GREEN SNOT.  Not for nothing has GREEN SNOT in the past laid 
claim to the Duelmaster's throne, and this week he's proven his combat skill yet 
again.  Heed this!  A seer has warned that if exactly 6 die in duels this week, the 
whole city shall perish!  Just remember...5 or 7!   
     Many and various are the arts of battle.  In ARUAK CITY "art" is a word that has 
long since passed from the language!  My inside sources tell me that the team to beat 
in ARUAK CITY these days is THE VULGARIANS.  At least, most blades in town are 
looking to avoid them.  Apparently the stalwarts of BULLDOGS are catching the bulk of 
jests down at the challenging board for their large share of the avoids.  Loose talk 
at the arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters 
are after KIM O. SABY.  Watch your back!  I cannot but express pride for the 
fearlessness of FUSCHSIA FROG who cast caution to the winds and challenged LAMB CHOP 
STOP, a fighter 31 points higher.  To be sure the battle was a losing one.  But I 
like to think FUSCHSIA FROG at least gave LAMB CHOP STOP a run for his money.   
     What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his 
foe's mortality?  GREEN SNOT has sworn to take up religion upon living to tell of his 
recent bout with the Dark Arena horrors.  A rare thing indeed!  Some say a warrior is 
judged by the way he bears arms.  One thing is sure, better a dagger in hand then a 
sword on the belt!   
     The girls are as pretty in ARUAK CITY as ever I remembered them....and the 
fighters as ugly!  Don't let your reputation slip!  Ahh, but I can hear the spires of 
a far off city calling to me.  I must away!  Till we meet again, remember:  a turtle 
walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no one; a lion runs to slay its prey.-- 
Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAMB CHOP STOP 7710           8   0  0   118       EASTER FEASTER (653)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOT DOG 7601                 18   9  1   115       BULLDOGS (157)
 CLARET CRAWDAD 7246          26  22  0   111       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 HZIULQUOIGMNZHAH 7773         9   2  0   105       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 DOGGY BAG 7740               14   7  0    94       BULLDOGS (157)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MEDIOCRETAUR 7760             7   0  0    94       THE VULGARIANS (658)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLUE BLOOD 7721              15   5  0    90       COLORIFIC (511)
 BLUE'S CLUES 7407             7   3  0    88       NICK JR. (627)
 GREY STREAK 7673             20   3  1    84       COLORIFIC (511)
 EBONY EYE 7671                9   1  0    84       COLORIFIC (511)
 FUSCHSIA FROG 7670           13   8  0    76       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 LEMON LAMB 7722               9   7  0    70       ANIMAL FARM (510)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UNCLEAN ONE 7659             14   7  0    66       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
-GOLD TOOTH 7643               9   3  2    63       COLORIFIC (511)
 D'ENDRRAH 7632               13  11  0    61       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 RIN TIN TIN 7812              7   2  0    61       BULLDOGS (157)
 WINNY 7408                    7   2  0    60       NICK JR. (627)
 FRANKLIN 7409                 7   3  2    57       NICK JR. (627)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VIOLET VIPER 7807             5   3  1    41       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 KIM O. SABY 7553              4   3  0    40       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 CAMEL GIRL 7757               4   2  0    39       THE VULGARIANS (658)
 SPRINKLES 7758                4   3  0    36       THE VULGARIANS (658)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLACK GOLD 7761               5   2  0    33       THE VULGARIANS (658)
-CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696           9   4  1    32       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 CHAROLAIS 7799                2   0  0    31       BULLDOGS (157)
 U2 BRUTUS 7423                2   1  0    27       IDES OF BONO (629)
 TUCK 7411                     5   5  1    25       NICK JR. (627)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WILHOLMAN DONN 7546           4   4  0    18       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 SLOW POTATO 7842              1   0  0    15       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 OLD HAROLD ANNE 7490          2   8  0    14       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
-SHAGORNAN SURPRISE 7457       1   0  0     9       SHEWISH BUFFET (633)
-TWIST 7449                    1   1  0     8       NICK JR. (627)
-BULL PEN 7835                 2   1  0     7       BULLDOGS (157)
 PINK HORROR 7836              1   0  0     7       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 LANE TERRAZA 7570             0   4  0     4       KRILL CAVALRY (374)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 7837                0  1 0 CHAOS CARNIVAL 631   WURM KIN              744  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

OAB -- So many DAs?!  Why didn't you tell me?  I would have liked to have my
Colorifics kill all your puds.  We like that kind of action.  (Andorian or not--
wink.)  We like killing godlings too! -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Uh, I guess you all see that my magnificent management has brought yet another
Colorific Duelmaster.  Green Snot is a pretty good warrior and couple that with my
superior management concepts, and, well.... -- Purple People Eater, Proud Colorific
Manager

Oh, shoot, Maydee!  I am so sorry!  Bwahahahahahah. -- Green Snot, Proud Colorific
Duelmaster

Convicted Assassin?  I sure do like these easy win draws.  Not that it would really
matter, thanks anyway, RUGs! -- Grey Streak, Proud Colorific

I can't believe I lost to Khalhum's Dwarf.  And he gave me a black eye, too! -- Ebony
Eye, Proud Colorific

Yeah, Ebony, you SUCK for that! -- All Us Winning Colorifics

Venomous wasn't so venomous after all. -- Blue Blood, Proud Colorific

Mediocretaur -- I will get you for that! -- Gold Tooth, Proud Colorific

Colorifics1 3-2?  ONLY 3-2?!  I manage better than that!  Get with it! -- Purple
People Eater, Proud Colorific Manager

Congratulations to Green Snot, repeat Duelmaster.  Duelmasters drink free at The
Bulldog Inn. -- Kennelworth, Proprietor

Lamb Chop Stop of Easter Feaster -- Somehow I knew you were better than me.  After
all, I am nothing but leftovers.  Kudos to you. -- Doggy Bag

Wilhoman Donn -- Now that was uncalled for!  Just because I didn't have my best stuff
was no reason for you to take me to the cleaners.  Pshaw! -- Bull Pen

NPCs, Fill-ins -- Whatever you are, thanks for being there for us. -- Charolais, Rin
Tin Tin, and Hot Dog

Health.  Humility.  Honor.  Aruak City, The Heart And Soul Of Andoria awaits us all.
-- Kennelworth

Camel Girl -- It is always a pleasure to defeat a Vulgar one.  It is.  I hissed all
the way to the bank. -- Velvet Viper

Kim O. Saby -- You showed how easy it is to make a monkey out of me. -- Charcoal
Chimp

Ahoy, me critters!  Ye done bloody fine!  Aye.  4-1!  This'n ole pirate bea proud.
Aye. -- Mino, Animal Farm

Uh, PPE, you loud-mouthed dingleberry, did YOUR management get a 4-1?  Oh, no; you
did not!  You were WORSE! -- The Animal Farm Publicist (apparently tired of hearing
Purple People Eater's bragging)

Somewhat grudging congratulations to Green Snot. -- Jorja and the Krill Cavalry

I've been slimed! -- Ghost of Maydee Quick

And for the rest, two-two.  Judging by the number of standbys on the sands, we'll be
here for a while, so I guess we'd better settle in. -- the rest of the Krill Cavalry

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GREEN SNOT viciously butchered MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
FUSCHSIA FROG was demolished by LAMB CHOP STOP in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
LEMON LAMB was devastated by MEDIOCRETAUR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
RIN TIN TIN demolished KIM O. SABY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
CAMEL GIRL vanquished WILHOLMAN DONN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
GREY STREAK was savagely defeated by HZIULQUOIGMNZHAH in a 3 minute brawl.
HOT DOG overcame KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute gruesome melee.
BLUE'S CLUES was vanquished by CLARET CRAWDAD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
D'ENDRRAH was vanquished by EBONY EYE in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
DOGGY BAG overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLUE BLOOD demolished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
FRANKLIN was bested by UNCLEAN ONE in a 6 minute battle.
WINNY subdued SPRINKLES in a popular 1 minute brawl.
BLACK GOLD viciously subdued OLD HAROLD ANNE in a popular 2 minute gruesome conflict.
TUCK was savagely defeated by U2 BRUTUS in a action packed 1 minute gruesome struggle.
CHAROLAIS overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
LANE TERRAZA was bested by PINK HORROR in a 2 minute novice's fight.
SLOW POTATO demolished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         STRIKING ATTACK   52 -  19 -  1      73  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       16 -   6 -  0      73  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   6 -  1      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         SLASHING ATTACK   41 -  26 -  4      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         AIMED BLOW        13 -  14 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  15 -  1      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -  20 -  1      13  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   6 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 744 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  3         5  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  LAMB CHOP STOP 7710         8   0  0  118 EASTER FEASTER (653)
AIMED BLOW       CLARET CRAWDAD 7246        26  22  0  111 ANIMAL FARM (510)
SLASHING ATTACK  HZIULQUOIGMNZHAH 7773       9   2  0  105 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
LUNGING ATTACK   BLUE'S CLUES 7407           7   3  0   88 NICK JR. (627)
TOTAL PARRY      GREY STREAK 7673           20   3  1   84 COLORIFIC (511)
PARRY-STRIKE     FUSCHSIA FROG 7670         13   8  0   76 ANIMAL FARM (510)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HOT DOG 7601.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HZIULQUOIGMNZHAH 7773.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLACK GOLD 7761, 
WINNY 7408, HOT DOG 7601, EBONY EYE 7671, FRANKLIN 7409, U2 BRUTUS 7423, DOGGY BAG 
7740, LANE TERRAZA 7570, LAMB CHOP STOP 7710, and MEDIOCRETAUR 7760.

The least popular fighter this week was UNCLEAN ONE 7659.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were D'ENDRRAH 7632, BLUE'S CLUES 7407, WILHOLMAN DONN 7546, KIM O. 
SABY 7553, LEMON LAMB 7722, FUSCHSIA FROG 7670, DA1 7837, PINK HORROR 7836, CHAROLAIS 
7799, and TUCK 7411.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

GREEN SNOT (11-7642) COLORIFIC (511)