DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/21/2014    Duedate: 04/03/2014

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM-11    TURN-746

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MEDIOCRETAUR
THE VULGARIANS (658)
(11-7760) [9-0-0,120]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BLUE'S CLUES                   MEDIOCRETAUR
NICK JR. (627)                 THE VULGARIANS (658)
(11-7407) [9-3-0,117]          (11-7760) [9-0-0,120]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HOT DOG                        EBONY EYE
BULLDOGS (157)                 COLORIFIC (511)
(11-7601) [18-11-1,86]         (11-7671) [10-2-0,86]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE VULGARIANS (658)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE VULGARIANS (658)        57
2. NICK JR. (627)              33      COLORIFIC (511)
3. COLORIFIC (511)             22      Unchartered Team
4. BULLDOGS (157)              18
5. ANIMAL FARM (510)            6      THE VULGARIANS (658)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*EASTER FEASTER (653)       9   0  0  100   1/ 1*THE VULGARIANS (658)     10  2 0
 2/ 2*THE VULGARIANS (658)      29   9  0 76.3   2/ 2 BULLDOGS (157)            8  2 0
 3/ 3 COLORIFIC (511)          729 345 26 67.9   3/ 7 NICK JR. (627)            7  5 0
 4/ 4 NICK JR. (627)            36  18  3 66.7   4/ 4 COLORIFIC (511)           6  6 1
 5/ 5 ANIMAL FARM (510)        %1480 774 53 65.7   5/ 5 KRILL CAVALRY (374)       6  9 0
 6/ 6 BULLDOGS (157)           %1423 954 44 59.9   6- 6 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)      5  5 0
 7- 7 CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)     109 126  6 46.4   7/ 3 ANIMAL FARM (510)         5  6 1
 8- 8*IDES OF BONO (629)         2   3  0 40.0   8- 8*EASTER FEASTER (653)      2  0 0
 9/ 9 KRILL CAVALRY (374)      559 %1005  9 35.7   9- 9*IDES OF BONO (629)        1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 372): IMERTA LOEL of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 745): LAMB CHOP STOP of EASTER FEASTER (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 745): BARIUM ENEMY of PERIODIC STATEMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 730): DOUGLAS T. JACOBSON of MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (Anarchist, mgr)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 732): HERO SANDWICH of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Arned Bandit)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 729): HURIN of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 726): APPELONIA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 727): HUMUNGOUSAUR of OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 690): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 687): DUSTY MILLER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 678): ROBERT JOHNSON of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 319): ABU JR. of THE CHOSEN ONES (The Chosen One, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 572): K. GRIFFIN of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 273): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 630): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 372): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 745): THE VULGARIANS (Mordraith, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 745): WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 730): MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 732): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 729): WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 726): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 727): OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 690): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 687): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 678): THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 319): WHERE AM I? (Var, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 572): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 273): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 630): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 745): CLARET CRAWDAD of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 728): GASPAR HUELCO of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 690): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 686): SERGEANT 6 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  A stormcloud is brewing over the ANIMAL FARM 
guildhouse.  Rumor says any more weeks like this ones 1-2-0 may send the team to the 
Dark Arena.  Coming up with a solid 3-1-0 outing, NICK JR. has advanced 4 places in 
the rankings.  It looks like the guys(?) at BULLDOGS had a good week as they went 
3-1-0 to put them in 2nd place.  I guess steroids help!  Hey everybody, watch out for 
WINNY, who flew up 29 points in the rankings after mashing CLARET CRAWDAD like a 
melon.  Keep your eye on this beast.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out 
on the sands.  SLOW POTATO was overcame by BULL PEN and drops 15 points.  Try as hard 
as the EASTER FEASTER stable might, they were unable to find their warrior (and 
ex-Duelmaster) LAMB CHOP STOP before this week's fights.  It's a proud day for the 
THE VULGARIANS stable, as their warrior, MEDIOCRETAUR, ascended the Duelmaster's 
throne.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad CHAOS  CARNIVAL?  Big bad CHAOS 
CARNIVAL.  Big bad CHAOS CARNIVAL.  ARUAK CITY's afraid of the big bad CHAOS 
CARNIVAL.  Tra la la la la!  For those of you who like math, try this one:  CHAOS 
CARNIVAL + Weapons That go Boom = ANIMAL FARM + Avoid City.  Well just about 
everybody wants a piece of DOGGY BAG, who was this week's most challenged warrior.  
In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, FUSCHSIA FROG went after MEDIOCRETAUR, 
who was higher by 22 points.  Well, when the dust settled, FUSCHSIA FROG lost to 
MEDIOCRETAUR.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Here's some advice:  warriors 
with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in ARUAK CITY have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it 
hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MEDIOCRETAUR 7760             9   0  0   120       THE VULGARIANS (658)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LAMB CHOP STOP 7710           9   0  0   134       EASTER FEASTER (653)
 BLUE'S CLUES 7407             9   3  0   117       NICK JR. (627)
 DOGGY BAG 7740               16   7  0   114       BULLDOGS (157)
 WINNY 7408                    9   2  0    96       NICK JR. (627)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HZIULQUOIGMNZHAH 7773         9   3  0    89       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 CAMEL GIRL 7757               6   2  0    87       THE VULGARIANS (658)
 HOT DOG 7601                 18  11  1    86       BULLDOGS (157)
 EBONY EYE 7671               10   2  0    86       COLORIFIC (511)
 GOLD TOOTH 7643              10   4  2    83       COLORIFIC (511)
-LEMON LAMB 7722              10   7  0    83       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 FUSCHSIA FROG 7670           14   9  0    82       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 GREY STREAK 7673             20   5  1    76       COLORIFIC (511)
-UNCLEAN ONE 7659             15   7  0    74       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
-BLUE BLOOD 7721              15   6  0    70       COLORIFIC (511)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-D'ENDRRAH 7632               14  11  0    66       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)
 RIN TIN TIN 7812              8   2  0    63       BULLDOGS (157)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696          11   4  2    54       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 BLACK GOLD 7761               7   2  0    53       THE VULGARIANS (658)
 SPRINKLES 7758                5   4  0    48       THE VULGARIANS (658)
-VIOLET VIPER 7807             5   4  1    38       ANIMAL FARM (510)
 TUCK 7411                     7   5  1    35       NICK JR. (627)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHAROLAIS 7799                2   0  0    31       BULLDOGS (157)
 FRANKLIN 7409                 7   5  2    28       NICK JR. (627)
 OLD HAROLD ANNE 7490          4   8  0    28       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 BULL PEN 7835                 3   1  0    26       BULLDOGS (157)
 KIM O. SABY 7553              4   5  0    24       KRILL CAVALRY (374)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LANE TERRAZA 7570             2   4  0    22       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 WILHOLMAN DONN 7546           4   6  0    18       KRILL CAVALRY (374)
 GREEN HORN 7843               1   0  0    13       COLORIFIC (511)
-TWIST 7449                    1   1  0     8       NICK JR. (627)
 SLOW POTATO 7842              2   1  0     7       KRILL CAVALRY (374)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PINK HORROR 7836              1   1  0     4       CHAOS CARNIVAL (631)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
U2 BRUTUS 7423          2  2 0 IDES OF BONO 629     CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696   745   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Our congratulations to the Claret Crawdad. -- Jorja and the Krill Cavalry

Three-two for us, with two of the wins being over standbys.  We'd say more, but
Jorja's standing over us with a warhammer, tapping her foot, because she wants to get
the last of the lightning pigeons on their way NOW.  Drat. -- Old Harold Anne

Grey Streak -- You "let" me beat you?  After the drubbing I gave you, you should have
changed your name to Red Streak, for the color of the arena sands after I was done
with you. -- Hziulquoigmnzhah

Grey Streak, Colorifics -- And what's this about "lowly," anyway?  We might not have
the same racket you have going on in this arena, what with all the standby fighters
you pull, but there's no need to rub it in with base insults. -- A moderately
incensed Uncle Nurgle

Lane Terraza -- Ha!  You can say that again, doll. -- Pink Horror

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FUSCHSIA FROG was devastated by MEDIOCRETAUR in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
SPRINKLES vanquished FRANKLIN in a 1 minute brutal uneven Challenge battle.
BULL PEN overpowered SLOW POTATO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
BLUE'S CLUES devastated HOT DOG in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
EBONY EYE was bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 4 minute bloody expert's brawl.
CLARET CRAWDAD was overpowered by WINNY in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DOGGY BAG overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
GREY STREAK was viciously subdued by CAMEL GIRL in a action packed 4 minute fight.
GOLD TOOTH overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
RIN TIN TIN savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute brutal fight.
BLACK GOLD demolished KIM O. SABY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
CHARCOAL CHIMP devastated CAPTURED ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
TUCK overcame WILHOLMAN DONN in a 3 minute conflict.
LANE TERRAZA overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
OLD HAROLD ANNE devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute uneven duel.
GREEN HORN overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   48 -  22 -  0      69  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       17 -   8 -  0      68  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   39 -  25 -  4      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   5 -  1      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        17 -  15 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  16 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   6 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -  15 -  1      17  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 746 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1                                       2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  MEDIOCRETAUR 7760           9   0  0  120 THE VULGARIANS (658)
LUNGING ATTACK   BLUE'S CLUES 7407           9   3  0  117 NICK JR. (627)
AIMED BLOW       WINNY 7408                  9   2  0   96 NICK JR. (627)
SLASHING ATTACK  GOLD TOOTH 7643            10   4  2   83 COLORIFIC (511)
PARRY-STRIKE     FUSCHSIA FROG 7670         14   9  0   82 ANIMAL FARM (510)
TOTAL PARRY      GREY STREAK 7673           20   5  1   76 COLORIFIC (511)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HOT DOG 7601.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was EBONY EYE 7671.  The ten other most popular fighters were CAMEL GIRL 7757, 
MEDIOCRETAUR 7760, BLUE'S CLUES 7407, DOGGY BAG 7740, GOLD TOOTH 7643, RIN TIN TIN 
7812, CHARCOAL CHIMP 7696, TUCK 7411, WILHOLMAN DONN 7546, and SPRINKLES 7758.

The least popular fighter this week was KIM O. SABY 7553.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GREY STREAK 7673, SLOW POTATO 7842, FRANKLIN 7409, FUSCHSIA 
FROG 7670, LANE TERRAZA 7570, HOT DOG 7601, GREEN HORN 7843, OLD HAROLD ANNE 7490, 
BLACK GOLD 7761, and WINNY 7408.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

CLARET CRAWDAD (11-7246) ANIMAL FARM (510)