DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/30/2003    Duedate: 08/12/2003

RIZTAB ARENA

DM-12    TURN-469

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

EQUALIZER
THE LAWMEN (148)
(12-3391) [12-8-0,129]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

EQUALIZER                      ALEX SCHIMMELFENNIG
THE LAWMEN (148)               THE NORTH (554)
(12-3391) [12-8-0,129]         (12-5748) [3-1-0,34]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

EQUALIZER                      RIFT
THE LAWMEN (148)               SPIRITUAL GIFT (402)
(12-3391) [12-8-0,129]         (12-3922) [7-5-1,49]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BLOODSUCKERS (416)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ARENA FELINES (177)         47
2. THE LAWMEN (148)            34      ARENA FELINES II (565)
3. BLOODSUCKERS (416)          33      Unchartered Team
4. ARENA FELINES II (565)      28
5. MASTER OF DOOM (512)        11      THE NORTH (554)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*THE NORTH (554)            3   1  0 75.0   1/ 3 BLOODSUCKERS (416)       12  3 0
 2/ 0*MASTER OF DOOM (512)       5   2  0 71.4   2/ 4 THE LAWMEN (148)         10  5 0
 3/ 3 ARENA FELINES II (565)   197 105 19 65.2   3/ 6 ARENA FELINES (177)       9  6 1
 4/ 4 SPIRITUAL GIFT (402)     107  59  4 64.5   4/ 2 DREAMERS (142)            9  6 0
 5- 5 HELL-MART (531)          103  65  2 61.3   5/ 1 THE CITY (570)            9  6 0
 6/ 8 THE LAWMEN (148)         436 309 29 58.5   6/ 5 ARENA FELINES II (565)    7  7 0
 7/ 6 THE CITY (570)            38  27  4 58.5   7- 7 HELL-MART (531)           6  4 0
 8/ 9 ARENA FELINES (177)      574 446 55 56.3   8/ 8 POWERPUFF GIRLS (522)     5  9 0
 9-11 LUROCIANS IV (438)       153 122  6 55.6   9- 9 LUROCIANS IV (438)        2  0 1
10/12 DREAMERS (142)           868 923 76 48.5  10/13*THE NORTH (554)           2  0 0
11/13 BLOODSUCKERS (416)       276 301 27 47.8  11/10 SWEET MAGIC (267)         2 13 0
12/14 SWEET MAGIC (267)        292 447  7 39.5  12/ 0*MASTER OF DOOM (512)      1  0 0
13/15 POWERPUFF GIRLS (522)     99 181  4 35.4  13/14 SPIRITUAL GIFT (402)      0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 470): E. VICTOR of LETTER BOMBS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 468): LIFE SENTANCE of THE LAWMEN (?, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 464): DIRT KNAP of UNKNOWNS XX (Dark Spirit, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 464): MALASION of THE BLACKHEARTS (Nunzio Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 462): COL SALOMON of 82ND ILLINOIS (Otto X. Frothingslosh)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 461): KANDY KANES of CARNIVAL (Carny, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 230): RAPAX of THE PENTARCHY (The Pentalque, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 453): MR. YUCK of THE TAKEN (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 228): GILGAMESH of THE STORMBRINGERS (High Lord Bosk, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 450): LINDEN of FISHERMAN'S WHARF (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 448): RYANATOR of OBSIDIAN HALL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 441): BRIGIT of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 404): SUNGOD DESIGNED ME of WENSINWASIN (Youngblood, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 205): DEBBIE DAHMER of MORDRED'S MADMEN (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 200): JUMBO MUMBO of SPOONERTIKS (Spawn, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 187): CLOUDS AWAY of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 329): DUMPLING of BAD APPLES (Uncle Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 309): ON MY WAY of SADISTS F2F (SunGod, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 135): PUNCH DRUNK of WAY TO GO! II (Spawn, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 354): NEMESIS of CHAMPIONS from JHELUM (Shadowgate, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 470): DARK TOADS (TigToad, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 468): THE CITY (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 464): UNKNOWNS XX (Dark Spirit, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 464): WYLDERNESS WYLD (Barnabas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 462): HEROESANDFOUNDONES (The Judge, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 461): CARNIVAL (Carny, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 230): DEMO-SQUAD (Shadowmere, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 453): THE TAKEN (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 228): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 450): THE STORMLORDS (The Icelord, mgr.)
 DM  33 ANASAZI (turn 448): WHEN DOGMA FAILS (Prophet, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 441): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 404): MEDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 205): none
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 200): SPOONERTIKS (Spawn, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 187): DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 329): GENERAL SURGERY (Darkfist, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 309): FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 135): none
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 354): MEOW MIX, etc. (Ultraist, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 469): TREMERE of DARK TOADS (TigToad, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 468): LIFE SENTANCE of THE LAWMEN (?, mgr.)
               (turn 467): FLOWBEE of HELL-MART (Ebenezer Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 464): MALASION of THE BLACKHEARTS (Nunzio Frothingslosh, mgr.)
                           N.D. GRASSE of PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 462): COL SALOMON of 82ND ILLINOIS (Otto X. Frothingslosh)
                (turn 461): TY BRINSON of LO' DOWN (Cayl Reed, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 460): STEERFORTH of GO TO THE DICKENS! (Reverend Boz, 
                            acting mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 229): SHAWINIGAN SMURF of CANADIAN BACON (Firehawk, mgr.)
                          BILLY LILLY of DODGE BULLETS (Uncle Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 453): JUVENAL of EQUESTORS (Spartacus, mgr.)
                          BLUEY of CROC FILES (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 228): SIR YDER of WILLBENDERS (Abraxis, mgr.)
                               BONEGRIN DEVAR of BUSHMASTERS (Tripwire, mgr.)
                   (turn 227): GRIFFIN of MYTH (Lightbringer, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 450): LIGHTNING of HARBINGERS (High Lord Bosk, mgr.)
 DM  33 ANASAZI (turn 448): RYANATOR of OBSIDIAN HALL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
                            LEMON DROP of JOYS OF BOOZE (Berylstar, mgr.)
                (turn 447): A-10 of PIG BATTALION (Kellog, mgr.)
                            BEER GOGGLES of JOYS OF BOOZE (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 205): DEBBIE DAHMER of MORDRED'S MADMEN (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 200): ZEEL BEBUB of SPOONERTIKS (Spawn, mgr.)
                               INCREDIBLE SULK of DRAKE'S COMICS (Drake, mgr.)
                               MARY ANN of SCREEN DREAMS (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 187): CLOUDS AWAY of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 328): NESSUS of ACT OF MALICE (Carnage, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 135): PUNCH DRUNK of WAY TO GO! II (Spawn, mgr.)
                            MOONSTONE of FLAMING FIST (Firehawk, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out RIZTAB to see 
what's new.  Like, THE CITY had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot 
by BLOODSUCKERS!  Way to go BLOODSUCKERS!  I don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings or 
anything, but THE CITY really goofed with their 2-3-0.  ARENA FELINES like really 
fought hard to move up to 3rd from 6th.  Way to go!  One team deserves special 
mention 'cause they moved up 2 after going 4-1-0.  Keep it up, THE LAWMEN!  MVP award 
for DENOGGINIZER?  BLOODSUCKERS' proud of him after beating LIBERTY BELLE and getting 
18 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  LIBERTY BELLE got smashed by 
DENOGGINIZER, and lost 14 points!  Like POWERPUFF GIRLS' MIKE BELIEVE is sweating 
since he got challenged by Duelmaster LIFE SENTANCE!  This Duelmaster is like 
something else!  LIFE SENTANCE stopped MIKE BELIEVE dead in his tracks!  Who was the 
wiseguy that said RIZTAB's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Swinging Aardvark? 
Don't look at me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  ARENA FELINES was RIZTAB's most 
avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Is there some deep dark secret why 
POWERPUFF GIRLS' been avoiding ARENA FELINES so much?  Or is it just that they're too 
scared?  Can SWEET MAGIC's DOORSTOP be more popular than me?  It was challenged the 
most, but is that really the same?  EQUALIZER is being unfair.  He's challenged down 
19 against DOORSTOP.  I don't know why they let this stuff go on.  (I'd better shut 
up) Is this how THE LAWMEN advances, by having their members (EQUALIZER) fight people 
that are really below them (DOORSTOP)?  SOMNUS must not be a good enough fighter to 
get in fair fights.  He challenged RIFT.  9 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what 
they tell me.) I thought SOMNUS showed great skill and promise when he won victory 
over RIFT.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? 
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EQUALIZER 3391               12   8  0   129       THE LAWMEN (148)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WISHFUL THINKER 5556         18  16  0   123       DREAMERS (142)
 FASTER PUSSYCAT 5690         14   8  1   120       ARENA FELINES II (565)
-HOFFA'S BANE 3554            22  16  0   110       SPIRITUAL GIFT (402)
 KITTY KAT 5700               16   4  1   105       ARENA FELINES II (565)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAT FANCY 5739                9   5  1   104       ARENA FELINES (177)
 DOORSTOP 5086                20  39  0    99       SWEET MAGIC (267)
 CUNNING CALICO 5628          19  13  2    99       ARENA FELINES (177)
 MIKE BELIEVE 5552            14  17  0    95       POWERPUFF GIRLS (522)
 SMELLY CAT 5742              11   3  1    92       ARENA FELINES (177)
 DENOGGINIZER 5702            11   7  0    92       BLOODSUCKERS (416)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-97 ITEM EXPRESS 5153         21  10  0    83       HELL-MART (531)
 LIBERTY BELLE 5448           16  23  0    83       POWERPUFF GIRLS (522)
 TILLOUISA 5680               15  10  1    82       SWEET MAGIC (267)
 BARRY 5663                   13   9  0    79       THE CITY (570)
 OCTAPUSSY 5720               10   7  1    77       ARENA FELINES II (565)
 KNOTHEAD 5727                12   2  1    74       BLOODSUCKERS (416)
-AISLE GET YOU! 5100          17  13  2    69       HELL-MART (531)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SISONGOEN 5168                8  17  1    66       LUROCIANS IV (438)
 SOMNUS 5708                   8  11  1    64       DREAMERS (142)
 DROMMARE 5755                 7   5  1    63       DREAMERS (142)
 THE TICK 5659                 8   3  0    61       THE CITY (570)
 BAT MANUAL 5660               6   5  1    61       THE CITY (570)
 BAT MASTERSON 3384            9  11  1    60       THE LAWMEN (148)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRANK DREBIN 3209            11  17  0    55       THE LAWMEN (148)
 BATAAKAPPU 5698               8   9  1    52       POWERPUFF GIRLS (522)
 RIFT 3922                     7   5  1    49       SPIRITUAL GIFT (402)
 ARTHUR 5662                   5   6  1    44       THE CITY (570)
 NANETTE 5629                  5  27  0    42       SWEET MAGIC (267)
 JOSTLING JAGUAR 5770          4   4  0    42       ARENA FELINES (177)
-RIPSAW MCGRAW 5588            6   2  0    41       LUROCIANS IV (438)
 CHAINSAW VIGILANTE 5775       4   2  0    39       THE CITY (570)
 PHANTAST 5737                 5   9  2    38       DREAMERS (142)
 ALEX SCHIMMELFENNIG 5748      3   1  0    34       THE NORTH (554)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SNAGGLE PUSS 5731             5  10  0    31       ARENA FELINES (177)
 SAURON 4847                   4   0  0    27       MASTER OF DOOM (512)
-GHOUL 4825                    3   2  1    27       UNDEAD HORDE (509)
-KUNG PAO 5753                 2   0  1    24       LUROCIANS IV (438)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WRAITH 4824                   3   2  1    23       UNDEAD HORDE (509)
 BLOOD BUD 5774                4   1  0    22       BLOODSUCKERS (416)
 WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT? 5773     3   3  0    20       ARENA FELINES II (565)
-XXL STRETCH PANTS 5634        4   4  0    16       HELL-MART (531)
-SKELETON 4826                 2   3  2    16       UNDEAD HORDE (509)
 SONADOR 5769                  2   6  0    16       DREAMERS (142)
 BURBUJA 5788                  2   0  0    16       POWERPUFF GIRLS (522)
-LOST GERBIL 5686              2   2  0    14       LUROCIANS IV (438)
-PIZZARRHEA 5750               1   1  0    12       HELL-MART (531)
 KITTEN KABOODLE 5798          1   0  0    12       ARENA FELINES II (565)
-MORGOTH 4850                  1   2  0    11       MASTER OF DOOM (512)
 STEADY EDDIE 5785             2   1  0     9       BLOODSUCKERS (416)
 METER MAID 5789               1   2  0     9       THE LAWMEN (148)
-LICH 4828                     1   4  1     8       UNDEAD HORDE (509)
 LITTLE BULL 5786              2   1  0     7       BLOODSUCKERS (416)
 BOMBON 5776                   1   4  0     7       POWERPUFF GIRLS (522)
-ZOMBIE 4827                   1   4  0     7       UNDEAD HORDE (509)
 NOREEN 5783                   0   5  0     5       SWEET MAGIC (267)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SONG OF SUMMER 5790           0   3  0     3       SWEET MAGIC (267)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
ANGRY ROSETTA 488      0  1 0   1                   CUNNING CALICO 5628   469 NONE    
FRAIDY CAT 5784        1  1 0 ARENA FELINES II 565  KUNG PAO 5753         467         
BLOOD THUG 5728        6  5 0 BLOODSUCKERS 416      RIFT 3922             465 NOT REVE
BABURUSU 5678          9 10 0 POWERPUFF GIRLS 522   THAT WARRIOR 5444     466         
DOMILDA 5766           2  4 0 SWEET MAGIC 267       OWEN 5656             466         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Nanette -- My manager says my arena name means "buttercup" in a language spoken in
some far-off, distant land, though what a flower that you stick under someone's chin
to see if they like butter has to do with the arena, I'll never know.  I think it's
somehow related to these legends from his native land of three little girls who had
the strength of giants, who could fly with the wind, and who used their magical
powers to help others.  Now that I think about it, I *do* remember ol' Narrator
saying that one of the girls was called "Buttercup."  Maybe that's the connection.
But between you, me, and the fencepost, I think the boss is...well, I better not say
it. -- Bataakappu

Equalizer -- It never fails to amaze me that people can learn so much from the
Doorstop.  Good work. -- Jorja

Frank Drebin -- (runs her finger up Frank's lapel)  I just knew you weren't one of
those mean ol' stick-in-the-muds.  Come up and see me sometime, and I'll show you
some new tricks. -- Nanette

Aisle Get You! -- Not if I see you first. -- Tillouisa

Blood Bud -- Pooh.  There is no music in your soul. -- Song of Summer

Burbuja -- (sneezing frantically)  I dod'd dow whad is id dad puff, bud id's sdrog.
-- Noreen

18 July 2003
To All Managers -- I would like to take this time to announce that my alliance, The
Association, is no more.  Due to the dead weight managers of the alliance and their
lack of participation, DarkSpirit and I have formed a new alliance:  The Firm.  We
have taken on two members so far and are looking for a few more.  If you would like
to find out more about The Firm, you can diplo Dark Spirit, Unknowns XX in arena 15
or myself, Sungod, Sadists F2FII in arena 62.
                               --*  The Firm *--
                    Sungod -- Sadists F2FII -- 62
                    Dark Spirit -- Unknowns XX -- 15
                    Youngblood -- Wensinwasin -- 43
                    Tripwire -- Of Wolf and Man -- 1

26 July 2003
     Citizens of Alastari, a bright dawn has risen.  While you slept, a pernicious
force has entered the once-fair City of Aruak.  It fought alongside their treasured
warriors, it drank with their fans, and it slept with their women.  Now the masks are
coming off.
     Warriors, be afraid...be very afraid.  After years of Andorian managers ranting
that Aruak is the safest city in Alastari, the Frothingslosh Syndicate has selected
Aruak City as the home for its next epic 'contest'--Murder by Numbers II.  Our spies
have selected the warriors for extermination, and the executioners have had several
months to prepare.  Now a new age of darkness will descend upon Aruak, as the
Syndicate and its allies bring an entirely new level of competition to the arena!
Downchallenges!  Assassinations!  Small poodles as hors d'oeuvres!
     The Murder by Numbers II 'rules' will be announced next cycle.  However, we
invite all managers, from all corners of Alastari, to come to Aruak City and take
part...in one way or another.  Help defend the honor of a long heralded haven for the
pure, or join the forces of change in their siege of the ice-cream and cake
stronghold of the Dukes of Nerf-Dueling!
     This exercise is not for either the faint of heart or the weak willed.  Blood
will flow, brains will leak, and beer will be chugged.  Either way, we welcome you
with open arms and gleaming blades.
     This public service announcement has been brought to you by Frothingslosh Epic
Contests (tm), the number 86, and the letter 'K'.

The Frothingslosh Syndicate

29 July 2003
           *     *     *     *The Third Annual Turf War*     *     *     *
     Yes, it's time again for alliances to go to war!  TW3 will be held in DM 47
(North Fork) at a date to be  specified later--right after Crip's Incomprehensible
Contest is over...but I'm sure everyone wants to get their teams there soon!  Here
are the rules:

1.  Each alliance must have a leader declare the arrival of his alliance.  The leader
    will be responsible for verifying any and all teams/managers who declare to the
    alliance he/she is leading.
2.  Each manager, team declaring for the contest must have approval of the leader,
    donate one Roll-up Certificate ($5) to the prize pot (send it to me by diplo, by
    snail, or a note to customer service), and declare his/her team by diplo, p-ad or
    snail.
3.  Each team may declare one warrior as champion.  All points scored by a champ are
    double!
4.  Prizes are as follows (mostly...there WILL be some things added as the prize pot
    grows with entry donations--this list is not final!)
    *  Highest scoring alliance -- Rename Arena 47 for a period of 6 months, one half
       of the total prize pot donated; roll-up certs.
    *  The Alliance with the most returns from the DA will get to re-name the DA
       monsters for a period of 6 months.
    *  The alliance with the most warriors listed as style masters will get to pick
       the Alastari city/arena to host the next Grand Tournament.
    *  The warrior with the most front page honors/awards will have the Arenamaster
       named after him for a period of 6 months.
    *  The Alliance with the most front page Honors/Awards will have the honor of
        picking the *slow* arena to host the Fifth Annual Turf War.
    *  The team with the most listings as Style Master will find out the favorites of
       one of their warriors.
    *  The warrior with the most listings as Style Master will fight at my expense
       for five turns (I will transfer to the manager's account).
    *  The Alliance with the most kills will be able to re-name the stand-in warriors
       for a period of 6 months.
    *  The warrior that scores the most total points will fight at my expense for 5
       turns (I will transfer $7.50 to the manager's account).
    *  The team that scores the most total points will receive an extra share of
       roll-up certs from the prize pot.
     There may be more categories to come, and the prize pot still has to be
divided...I'm open to category/prize ideas--and further donations to the prize pot.
     The contest will run for *TEN* turns; prizes will be awarded at the end of the
11th turn.
     Scoring will be as follows:
* 5 points per fight, doubled for each of the following conditions met:
     -- Two Alliance     -- Champion
     -- Challenge        -- Two Champions
     -- Bloodfeud        -- Challenger losing
     -- Kill
     (Note:  DA losses are exempt, but DA wins will be *tripled*!!!  Ex:  Happy
Slasher goes to the DA and dies, no points are lost.  If he wins, his team scores 60
points!  If he was a champ, he scores 120 points!)
     Use the following chart to calculate scores:
Conditions Met:       0     1     2     3     4     5     6     7
Points Per Fight:     5    10    20    40    80   160   320   640
* Awards/Honors and Style Masters will each be awarded points also.  Find the total
number of each (do note add Awards and Style Masters together) and consult the graph
below.  Champs that score an award or style master count as two.
     1 --   5      7 --  320
     2 --  10      8 --  640
     3 --  20      9 -- 1280
     4 --  40     10 -- 2560
     5 --  80     11 -- 5280
     6 -- 100     (x2 for each extra)
Note -- These categories *count as "triple"*--they will be figured for each team,
*AND* again for each alliance *as well as* for each warrior!
*  Each and every mention in the Spy Report is worth 5 points...period.
*  TVs will be scored on the same scale as Awards/Style Masters, but the total points
will be x10.  TC's will be scored as TV's, but x10 more.
Number of TV/TC's          Points Scored (TV/TC)
     1      50/ 500
     2     100/1000
     3     200/2000
     4     400/4000
     +     x2/ x2 (for each extra)
     Each alliance will start with 5000 points, scores for *fights* will be added to
the winner's total *AND* deducted from the losers.
     Come  one and all, defend your turf and the honor of your alliance...or your
own!

                    Asmo Dius, TCB
                    Arenas, DM 47, DM 73

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EQUALIZER devastated DOORSTOP in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
CAT FANCY handily defeated TILLOUISA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
LIFE SENTANCE viciously subdued MIKE BELIEVE in a 23 minute master's Challenge brawl.
SOMNUS subdued RIFT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome Challenge competition.
KNOTHEAD savagely defeated DROMMARE in a exciting 1 minute bloody Challenge struggle.
FRANK DREBIN viciously subdued NANETTE in a 2 minute expert's Challenge fight.
BAT MASTERSON vanquished ARTHUR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
METER MAID was outwaited by STEADY EDDIE in a slow 19 minute novice's Challenge duel.
BOMBON was savagely defeated by SONADOR in a 2 minute gory Challenge melee.
LIBERTY BELLE was savagely defeated by DENOGGINIZER in a 1 minute veteran's match.
WISHFUL THINKER bested OCTAPUSSY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory veteran's battle.
CUNNING CALICO easily killed ANGRY ROSETTA in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FASTER PUSSYCAT vanquished BARRY in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
KITTY KAT overcame MARTOS CHARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
SMELLY CAT devastated THE TICK in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
BAT MANUAL savagely defeated ZAGGA THE CLAW in a 2 minute veteran vs. novice bout.
CHAINSAW VIGILANTE bested SNAGGLE PUSS in a 1 minute bout.
PHANTAST was overpowered by BATAAKAPPU in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
ALEX SCHIMMELFENNIG overcame WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT? in a 1 minute duel.
JOSTLING JAGUAR handily defeated FRED THE UNREADY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SAURON demolished LITTLE BULL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLOOD BUD vanquished SONG OF SUMMER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
NOREEN was vanquished by KITTEN KABOODLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BURBUJA demolished KHAZRHO THE ZUKALI in a 1 minute one-sided melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         STRIKING ATTACK   56 -  41 -  5      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         BASHING ATTACK    53 -  39 -  3      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  10 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         TOTAL PARRY       32 -  27 -  0      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    48 -  43 -  5      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  11 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  11 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW         1 -   9 -  1      10  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  12 -  0       8  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 469 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     8 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  4         4  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  3     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  EQUALIZER 3391             12   8  0  129 THE LAWMEN (148)
WALL OF STEEL    WISHFUL THINKER 5556       18  16  0  123 DREAMERS (142)
BASHING ATTACK   FASTER PUSSYCAT 5690       14   8  1  120 ARENA FELINES II (565)
LUNGING ATTACK   TILLOUISA 5680             15  10  1   82 SWEET MAGIC (267)
TOTAL PARRY      BARRY 5663                 13   9  0   79 THE CITY (570)
SLASHING ATTACK  OCTAPUSSY 5720             10   7  1   77 ARENA FELINES II (565)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is EQUALIZER 3391.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was RIFT 3922.  The ten other most popular fighters were FRANK DREBIN 3209, OCTAPUSSY 
5720, EQUALIZER 3391, SMELLY CAT 5742, BAT MANUAL 5660, KNOTHEAD 5727, FASTER 
PUSSYCAT 5690, SOMNUS 5708, DENOGGINIZER 5702, and WISHFUL THINKER 5556.

The least popular fighter this week was MIKE BELIEVE 5552.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were STEADY EDDIE 5785, METER MAID 5789, NOREEN 5783, SONG OF SUMMER 
5790, LITTLE BULL 5786, SNAGGLE PUSS 5731, TILLOUISA 5680, WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT? 5773, 
PHANTAST 5737, and THE TICK 5659.

The following warriors have traveled to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after fighting this turn:

LIFE SENTANCE (12-2919) THE LAWMEN (148)