DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/08/2003 Duedate: 10/21/2003
RIZTAB ARENA
DM-12 TURN-474
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MIKE BELIEVE
POWERPUFF GIRLS (522)
(12-5552) [18-18-0,113]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FASTER PUSSYCAT THAT WARRIOR
ARENA FELINES II (565) THAT TEAM (556)
(12-5690) [19-8-1,156] (12-5444) [4-3-1,71]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
EQUALIZER SNAGGLE PUSS
THE LAWMEN (148) ARENA FELINES (177)
(12-3391) [14-11-0,94] (12-5731) [10-10-1,99]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ARENA FELINES (177)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BLOODSUCKERS (416) 54
2. SWEET MAGIC (267) 21 ARENA FELINES II (565)
3. DARKMOON (448) 21 Unchartered Team
4. POWERPUFF GIRLS (522) 17
5. THE LAWMEN (148) 15 THAT TEAM (556)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 ARENA FELINES II (565) 216 111 20 66.1 1/ 3 ARENA FELINES (177) 13 2 2
2/ 3 SPIRITUAL GIFT (402) 111 66 4 62.7 2/ 1 ARENA FELINES II (565) 12 3 1
3/ 4 HELL-MART (531) 109 71 2 60.6 3/ 2 DREAMERS (142) 8 6 1
4/ 6 THE LAWMEN (148) 446 324 29 57.9 4/ 4 SWEET MAGIC (267) 7 8 1
5/ 7 ARENA FELINES (177) 592 453 57 56.7 5/ 5 THE LAWMEN (148) 7 8 0
6/ 8 DARKMOON (448) 146 143 7 50.5 6/10 BLOODSUCKERS (416) 6 4 1
7/ 1*THAT TEAM (556) 4 4 1 50.0 7/ 7 TEAM GNASTY (460) 4 6 1
8/ 9 DREAMERS (142) 884 931 77 48.7 8/11 SPIRITUAL GIFT (402) 4 6 0
9/10 BLOODSUCKERS (416) 285 312 28 47.7 9/ 8 POWERPUFF GIRLS (522) 4 8 0
10/11 TEAM GNASTY (460) 43 57 7 43.0 10/ 6 HELL-MART (531) 3 4 0
11/12 SWEET MAGIC (267) 303 461 8 39.7 11/14 DARKMOON (448) 3 5 1
12-13*THE NORTH (554) 3 5 0 37.5 12-12*BARJIN'S BEST (579) 2 6 0
13/14 POWERPUFF GIRLS (522) 108 193 4 35.9 13/13*THAT TEAM (556) 1 2 0
14-15*BARJIN'S BEST (579) 3 15 1 16.7 14-15*THE NORTH (554) 0 2 0
15-16*THE SHADOW TIDES (578) 0 4 0 0.0 15-16*THE SHADOW TIDES (578) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
>)]H[(< + -----:----- + >)] The Free Cities #70 [(< + -----:----- + >)]H[(<
Between Ibizond and Korga:
The horseman started to turn away, but two of the hounds made a determined
attack on the three gladiators as they scrambled out of their sheltering tree. Now,
the tree was a trap rather than a shelter. Cadal was first out, hammering at the
nearest hound with his heavy blade.
Aghatamar was just behind him, close enough to slash at the hound trying to take
him from the side. The horseman turned back, just as the moon shone through a gap in
the clouds overhead. Aghtamar sucked in her breath in shock. There was a face, she
repeated that to herself as a litany against the unknown. Two eyes--she shuddered
and wrenched her gaze away from them, feeling her blood turn to ice and her bones to
sand. A beak of a nose, a hunting bird's beak. Gash of a mouth, with an icy glitter
of fangs.
Behind her, Zilla muttered a prayer to Sermina and struck two-handed at the
hound, awkwardly because she didn't want to look directly at it. That hound was no
beast that ever curled up quietly before a fire or accepted a pat on the head for a
job well done. Cadal lunged at his hound and came near to spitting it on his sword,
but the uncanny creature twisted away. The horseman laughed, a sound which would
chill the strongest heart, and turned away again, riding up the road toward whatever
his, or its third hound had cornered. Fist of Kjarran, most likely, but there was no
way to help him now. They had their own problems.
The hounds had a pattern of swirling in to attack and then out before they could
be struck in return, coordinating their efforts smoothly without needing their
master's guidance. They must have done this many times before. Aghtamar thought of
the other people dead along this road and knew they must have sustained just such an
attack: the horn with its message of fear, then these uncanny beasts with their
teasing and toying, and finally the huntsman on his horse. Not a good death. If
there was such a thing as a 'good death'.
While these thoughts were flitting through her mind, she kept her sword moving
as well. The hounds seemed reluctant, maybe even totally unwilling, to close with
them, but they wouldn't leave them alone, either. "The damned things are trying to
wear us down," she muttered. And it might work. She was already breathing hard, and
she could hear Zilla panting beside her. She couldn't hear Cadal, but he was
farthest from her.
"We've got to finish these," Cadal stated. "Fist of Kjarran is going to need
our help." A shuffle and lunge, a hound yelped and dodged back. "Except they won't
stand--"
"And if we just go to Fist, turn our backs on these hounds," Zilla growled,
"likely they'll jump on us from behind."
"There must be SOME way we can kill or cripple these damned hounds!" Aghtamar
snapped. "Anything that lives can be killed. It's a natural law or something."
"We're not going to find it tonight except by chance," Cadal said. "And we have
to go help Fist. If we all move together, back to back...."
"Right! Let's move," Aghtamar agreed. "On the count of three?"
*** ***** *** ***** ***
The hound that Fist of Kjarran had crippled was dragging itself down the road
toward its approaching master, whining pitifully. If it had been a proper dog, the
gladiator might have regretted the injury. As it was...serve the damned beast right.
As the hound had appeared to grow when it charged him, so did the hunter. What
might have been a big horse--if it was a horse at all--became huge, and its rider
dominated the sky. He...it seemed to wear a crown of cold lights, or maybe there
were northern lights in the sky behind its head. No, that wasn't north, that was
southeast. Fist shook his own head to clear out the fantasies. As the rider passed
the crippled hound, he cried out in a terrible voice, a word Fist didn't know and
didn't want to know. An evil word, he was sure. Maybe a spell, or a vow of
vengeance. Not that it mattered! He had the protection of Kjarran and Jayde. He
raised his sword against the moon-colored blade that was swinging down out of the
stars above him.
SPY REPORT
Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the
clash and bustle of the weekly RIZTAB games. Former top team ARENA FELINES II was
unseated this week as ARENA FELINES moved up from 3rd ranking to take the top spot
with a 4-1-1 record for the round. There were bitter words at HELL-MART's guildhouse
after a 1-1-0 showing this week which dropped the stable into 10th. Dark Arena
anyone? Warriors--remember that glory waits always around the corner! Witness how
this week BLOODSUCKERS went 4-1-1 to move up 4 in the rankings. My praise to ARENA
FELINES for their 4-1-1 week this time out. Indeed, it was a skillfully fought round
deserving of notice! DENOGGINIZER caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial
commission as he skillfully bested BAT MASTERSON and was awarded 27 points in
recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, CUNNING CALICO put down
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH, causing him to lose 23 points of recognition in the process. Who
here was not present for the title fight this week as MIKE BELIEVE boldly challenged
CAT FANCY in order to strive for the Duelmasters honors? The city has turned out in
honor of MIKE BELIEVE, for with his arena victory he may now lay claim to the highest
position in the city! Heed this! A seer has warned that if exactly 6 die in duels
this week, the whole city shall perish! Just remember...5 or 7!
I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently
transpired. Indeed there is much I would report. I saw one fighter that warriors
avoided when this week's challenge seeking began. TEAM GNASTY is feared. This much
I can say. Apparently the stalwarts of DARKMOON are catching the bulk of jests down
at the challenging board for their large share of the avoids. Loose talk at the
arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters are
after MIKE BELIEVE. Watch your back!
Vendettas. Bloodied blades and broken spears. Indeed the city has seen more
than its fair share of red in recent times. Some guilds are strict but few are as
heartless as ARENA FELINES II. Witness, last turn they sent KITTEN KABOODLE, a 4-1-1
fighter, to the Dark Arena! I must report the passing of BAT MASTERSON, veteran of
many duels. 12-13-1 final record His was not illustrious--but death plays no
favorites. Walk proud, warriors of POWERPUFF GIRLS! By striking down NANETTE you
have avenged the honor of your dead. Your virtue is known to all in RIZTAB. My
hearty congratulations EQUALIZER, for thy revenge upon FREAKY BARBER, slayer of thy
fallen comrade. Next time he will know better, eh? Some say a warrior is judged by
the way he bears arms. One thing is sure, better a dagger in hand then a sword on
the belt!
A thought before I go. Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise
manager learn the secrets of them all? Sadly warriors, now longer can I keep thy
company nor savor the ale of thy fine city. Depart I must and soon! Till next we
meet remember: a fool flies into a rage quickly and often. The wise are angered by
the same thing only once. Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MIKE BELIEVE 5552 18 18 0 113 POWERPUFF GIRLS (522)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FASTER PUSSYCAT 5690 19 8 1 156 ARENA FELINES II (565)
CUNNING CALICO 5628 23 14 2 106 ARENA FELINES (177)
OCTAPUSSY 5720 14 8 1 106 ARENA FELINES II (565)
-HOFFA'S BANE 3554 22 17 0 101 SPIRITUAL GIFT (402)
DENOGGINIZER 5702 12 10 1 101 BLOODSUCKERS (416)
SNAGGLE PUSS 5731 10 10 1 99 ARENA FELINES (177)
SMELLY CAT 5742 14 5 1 97 ARENA FELINES (177)
-AISLE GET YOU! 5100 18 13 2 95 HELL-MART (531)
EQUALIZER 3391 14 11 0 94 THE LAWMEN (148)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CAT FANCY 5739 12 7 1 90 ARENA FELINES (177)
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 4396 15 13 1 86 TEAM GNASTY (460)
-97 ITEM EXPRESS 5153 21 12 0 81 HELL-MART (531)
TILLOUISA 5680 17 13 1 80 SWEET MAGIC (267)
KNOTHEAD 5727 14 4 1 76 BLOODSUCKERS (416)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THAT WARRIOR 5444 4 3 1 71 THAT TEAM (556)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SOMNUS 5708 10 14 1 66 DREAMERS (142)
NANETTE 5629 8 29 1 60 SWEET MAGIC (267)
PHANTAST 5737 8 11 2 59 DREAMERS (142)
DROMMARE 5755 10 7 1 57 DREAMERS (142)
JOSTLING JAGUAR 5770 7 6 1 57 ARENA FELINES (177)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RIFT 3922 8 8 1 49 SPIRITUAL GIFT (402)
TRISTANA 5683 7 2 0 45 DARKMOON (448)
-BATAAKAPPU 5698 9 12 1 44 POWERPUFF GIRLS (522)
WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT? 5773 6 5 0 44 ARENA FELINES II (565)
SONADOR 5769 6 7 0 36 DREAMERS (142)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLOOD BUD 5774 6 3 0 33 BLOODSUCKERS (416)
BRIARTHORN 5671 5 4 0 33 DARKMOON (448)
ANN DROMEDA 5687 1 1 1 31 DARKMOON (448)
FAST TRACK 5820 2 1 0 28 SPIRITUAL GIFT (402)
XXL STRETCH PANTS 5634 6 6 0 24 HELL-MART (531)
-DIRTY SANCHEZ 5725 2 0 0 24 TEAM GNASTY (460)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FREAKY BARBER 5283 4 3 2 23 TEAM GNASTY (460)
-ALEX SCHIMMELFENNIG 5748 3 4 0 23 THE NORTH (554)
METER MAID 5789 3 5 0 23 THE LAWMEN (148)
PIZZARRHEA 5750 4 2 0 22 HELL-MART (531)
-AF BOX GNASTY 5417 4 1 0 21 TEAM GNASTY (460)
STEADY EDDIE 5785 4 3 0 19 BLOODSUCKERS (416)
LITTLE BULL 5786 4 3 0 15 BLOODSUCKERS (416)
NOREEN 5783 2 8 0 14 SWEET MAGIC (267)
POT BELLY 5819 1 2 0 13 SPIRITUAL GIFT (402)
MERINDA 5828 2 1 0 11 SWEET MAGIC (267)
DREBIN 2.0 5844 1 0 0 11 THE LAWMEN (148)
SONG OF SUMMER 5790 1 7 0 10 SWEET MAGIC (267)
JUDGE PARKER 5845 1 0 0 10 THE LAWMEN (148)
-SILKE 5831 1 1 0 7 BARJIN'S BEST (579)
-KORTUL 5829 1 1 0 4 BARJIN'S BEST (579)
-GREY THE SILENT 5830 0 2 0 2 BARJIN'S BEST (579)
BELLOTA 5832 0 2 0 2 POWERPUFF GIRLS (522)
LOLLY 5842 0 1 0 1 POWERPUFF GIRLS (522)
SHORTHAIREDLONGTERM 5846 0 1 0 1 ARENA FELINES II (565)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FRED THE UNREADY 480 0 1 0 1 JOSTLING JAGUAR 5770 474 NONE
KITTEN KABOODLE 5798 4 2 1 ARENA FELINES II 565 STONE GOLEM MARK 499 474 NONE
BAT MASTERSON 3384 12 13 1 THE LAWMEN 148 DENOGGINIZER 5702 474
FRANK DREBIN 3209 12 20 0 THE LAWMEN 148 SNAGGLE PUSS 5731 473
DEPUTY CHAD 5810 0 4 0 THE LAWMEN 148 FREAKY BARBER 5283 473 JUST REV
BURBUJA 5788 3 2 0 POWERPUFF GIRLS 522 NANETTE 5629 472 JUST REV
GNON-GNASTY 5847 0 1 0 TEAM GNASTY 460 SPYMASTER TORRIC 495 474 NONE
CHIT-ZU 5756 0 1 0 TEAM GNASTY 460 KITTEN KABOODLE 5798 472
SO AND SO 5446 0 1 0 THAT TEAM 556 TILKIRRIN THE ELF 492 474 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Bataakappu -- I wasn't trying to BURY you in the sand, I was trying to stanch the
flow of blood. It was an act of mercy, honest! -- Nanette
Bat Masterson -- With me playing the part of the ball? Gee, thanks. -- Tillouisa
XXL Stretch Pants -- Ah, but I bet after one washing, you fall apart. Which might
explain the impression I have that you have NOT washed recently.... -- Song of Summer
Grey the Silent -- Ah...that means no personal, right? Too bad. I wouldn't have
minded some socializing. -- Noreen
Meter Maid -- I didn't really PARK my horse there, honest! I was going to be right
back out, except that there was a long line at the checkout counter. I left the
engine running. I don't DESERVE a ticket! -- Merinda
Anyone want to go check out the monster? Drop me a personal and you're in. -- Jorja
P.S. Garfield, if somebody does decide to get in on the monster hunt, will you come
along and help me keep them under control? Gladiators can be so willful.
9 September 2003
WE'RE LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD MANAGERS! If you think you have what it takes to match
wits and blades with some of the best managers in Alastari, then WE WANT YOU! The
Tournament Of The Golden Scrod #4 will begin in Aradi (DM 60) the turn after the Fall
Mail-In. It's not too late for you to sign up. I realize that many of you may be
hesitant after seeing that myself and Hombre have teamed up again, but we'll try to
take it easy on you guys a little bit. For more information on T#%S IV, please
contact me at ganolus@aol.com. We're looking for a few good managers...the few, the
proud, the TOGS!
-- Ganolus Oakleaf, T#%S IV Commish
15 September 2003
An Announcement Concerning the Brotherhood of the Blade Alliance:
I have chosen to withdraw my membership from the Brotherhood of the Blade
alliance. The years I have spent in the alliance have been the best of my DM career.
I leave the alliance with many great friends and will always remain close to my
former brethren.
The Brotherhood of the Blade will not skip a beat without my membership. It
remains in very capable hands and its roster is among the strongest in the game.
With the return on some of its founding members to DM, I know the BOB will continue
to grow in strength and prestige in the years to come. -- The Sandman
29 September 2003
All -- Let it be known that the Firm accepts SOL into its ranks. The Firm is:
SunGod, Dark Spirit, Youngblood, Tripwire, and SOL.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
KITTEN KABOODLE was dealt death by STONE GOLEM MARK II in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
SO AND SO was slaughtered by TILKIRRIN THE ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
GNON-GNASTY was easily killed by SPYMASTER TORRIC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
LIBERTY BELLE vanquished NANETTE in a 1 minute gory mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
EQUALIZER overpowered FREAKY BARBER in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
METER MAID was viciously subdued by SNAGGLE PUSS in a popular 3 minute Bloodfeud duel.
MIKE BELIEVE overpowered CAT FANCY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title brawl.
BAT MASTERSON was assassinated by DENOGGINIZER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
KNOTHEAD viciously subdued SOMNUS in a popular 2 minute expert's Challenge duel.
BRIARTHORN unbelievably bested XXL STRETCH PANTS in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BLOOD BUD handily defeated POT BELLY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
LITTLE BULL was demolished by FAST TRACK in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
PIZZARRHEA devastated NOREEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH was devastated by CUNNING CALICO in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FASTER PUSSYCAT handily defeated MOTTA THE PIKE in a 1 minute gory uneven fight.
SMELLY CAT bested LI KO THE CLUMSY in a 2 minute duel.
OCTAPUSSY handily defeated THAT WARRIOR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
PHANTAST was devastated by TILLOUISA in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
JOSTLING JAGUAR executed FRED THE UNREADY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SONADOR was beaten by TRISTANA in a 3 minute match.
WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT? was defeated by DROMMARE in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
RIFT bested ANN DROMEDA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
STEADY EDDIE outlasted SONG OF SUMMER in a action packed 7 minute bout.
MERINDA won victory over SHORTHAIREDLONGTERM in a 3 minute amateur's fray.
BELLOTA was overpowered by DREBIN 2.0 in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JUDGE PARKER overpowered LOLLY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 11 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 8 - 1 65 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 11 BASHING ATTACK 59 - 46 - 5 56 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 STRIKING ATTACK 57 - 47 - 5 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 TOTAL PARRY 29 - 24 - 0 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 LUNGING ATTACK 48 - 41 - 4 54 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 9 - 0 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 15 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 16 - 1 27 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 4 - 13 - 1 24 |
Turn 474 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 7 4 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 4 3 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 7 - 4 1 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 3 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK FASTER PUSSYCAT 5690 19 8 1 156 ARENA FELINES II (565)
SLASHING ATTACK OCTAPUSSY 5720 14 8 1 106 ARENA FELINES II (565)
STRIKING ATTACK SMELLY CAT 5742 14 5 1 97 ARENA FELINES (177)
AIMED BLOW FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 4396 15 13 1 86 TEAM GNASTY (460)
LUNGING ATTACK TILLOUISA 5680 17 13 1 80 SWEET MAGIC (267)
TOTAL PARRY TRISTANA 5683 7 2 0 45 DARKMOON (448)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is EQUALIZER 3391. The most popular warrior this turn
was SNAGGLE PUSS 5731. The ten other most popular fighters were KITTEN KABOODLE
5798, SONG OF SUMMER 5790, KNOTHEAD 5727, SMELLY CAT 5742, WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT? 5773,
XXL STRETCH PANTS 5634, BLOOD BUD 5774, TILLOUISA 5680, SONADOR 5769, and DROMMARE
5755.
The least popular fighter this week was SHORTHAIREDLONGTERM 5846. The other ten
least popular fighters were LOLLY 5842, BELLOTA 5832, STEADY EDDIE 5785, PHANTAST
5737, THAT WARRIOR 5444, FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 4396, NOREEN 5783, LITTLE BULL 5786, BAT
MASTERSON 3384, and FREAKY BARBER 5283.
The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:
MIKE BELIEVE (12-5552) POWERPUFF GIRLS (522)
EQUALIZER (12-3391) THE LAWMEN (148)
The following warriors have traveled to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after fighting this turn:
LIBERTY BELLE (12-5448) POWERPUFF GIRLS (522)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 18 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament:
CAFFEINE JUNKIE (3-6110) ADDICTED
CATFISH HUNTER (5-3315) PARTY ANIMALS
MATTAHOOPLE (16-4203) GIFTED GODS
SWEET JANE (53-6535) THE DARK TEMPLE
LIL NOIR (62-3311) ENIGMA
NARCISSISTIC NUN (69-8644) ODD SQUAD
LEGION '8' (71-2369) D.O.A.
RAW SEX APPEAL (82-1331) WHY WE LOVE TUM
ZOMBIE STOMP (82-2617) NO MORE TEARS
VIOLENT VOLE (82-4565) MAMMAL MILITIA
LADY OF THE MOON (82-5481) HARM NONE
KAMIKAZI GNAT (82-6073) DEADLY ATTACKS II
THE 13TH WARRIOR (82-6346) STOOPID MOVIES
SIRTON (82-9190) I AM SUCK
DUNE (82-10414) 4-LETTER EPICS
FLEM (82-12614) 4-LETTER FLUIDS
GREENHOUSE EFFECT (82-12996) GLOBAL WARMING
UGLY (82-14501) 4-LETTER DESCRIPTION
-- Green Eyes