DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/14/2004 Duedate: 01/27/2004
RIZTAB ARENA
DM-12 TURN-481
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ILLUMINAUGHTY
LOBOTOMATION (502)
(12-5423) [15-7-0,122]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ILLUMINAUGHTY WAX HOSTILE
LOBOTOMATION (502) HIGH JINKS (584)
(12-5423) [15-7-0,122] (12-5888) [2-1-0,20]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
RIFT CAT TAGIOUS
SPIRITUAL GIFT (402) ARENA FELINES (177)
(12-3922) [12-11-1,72] (12-5900) [1-1-1,8]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ARENA FELINES (177)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SWEET MAGIC (267) 46
2. HIGH JINKS (584) 28 ARENA FELINES II (565)
3. BLOODSUCKERS (416) 28 Unchartered Team
4. DREAMERS (142) 17
5. POWERPUFF GIRLS (522) 12 HIGH JINKS (584)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 4*HIGH JINKS (584) 10 5 1 66.7 1/ 1 ARENA FELINES (177) 11 4 2
2/ 1 ARENA FELINES II (565) 232 128 20 64.4 2/ 6*HIGH JINKS (584) 10 5 1
3/ 2 SPIRITUAL GIFT (402) 115 71 4 61.8 3/ 2 DREAMERS (142) 10 5 1
4/ 3 HELL-MART (531) 119 74 2 61.7 4/ 4 ARENA FELINES II (565) 7 7 0
5/ 6 ARENA FELINES (177) 620 458 60 57.5 5/ 7 BLOODSUCKERS (416) 5 5 0
6/ 5 THE LAWMEN (148) 459 341 29 57.4 6/ 3 THE LAWMEN (148) 5 6 0
7/ 0 LOBOTOMATION (502) 108 95 7 53.2 7/ 5 POWERPUFF GIRLS (522) 5 10 0
8- 7*COUNTRY SUCKS (452) 6 6 1 50.0 8/ 8 HELL-MART (531) 4 3 0
9/ 9 DREAMERS (142) 901 948 78 48.7 9/10 SWEET MAGIC (267) 4 11 1
10/10 BLOODSUCKERS (416) 299 327 28 47.8 10/ 0 TEAM GNASTY (460) 2 1 0
11/ 0 TEAM GNASTY (460) 46 60 7 43.4 11- 9*COUNTRY SUCKS (452) 1 0 0
12/11 SWEET MAGIC (267) 310 489 9 38.8 12/ 0 LOBOTOMATION (502) 1 0 0
13/12 POWERPUFF GIRLS (522) 123 209 4 37.0 13/11 SPIRITUAL GIFT (402) 1 2 0
14-13 THAT TEAM (556) 5 9 1 35.7 14-12 THAT TEAM (556) 0 2 0
15-14*WANDERING MONSTERS (575) 0 3 0 0.0 15-13*WANDERING MONSTERS (575) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out RIZTAB to see
what's new. The guys at HIGH JINKS like really pulled together to get a 4-1-0 this
turn, moving up by 4. MVP award for TILLOUISA? SWEET MAGIC's proud of her after
beating FLADRAKEEN OOSCH and getting 24 points. Talk about yer big time losers!
SHADOW-BOX got smashed by MERINDA, and lost 14 points! The Duelmaster isn't going to
stop just cause he's Number One! SPYMASTER TORRIC knows this. He was Dark Arena
Challenged by the Duelmaster. This Duelmaster is like something else! SNAGGLE PUSS
stopped SPYMASTER TORRIC dead in his tracks! I hear the top team insists all their
warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? ARENA FELINES was the most avoided
team. Is a 620-458-60 record really that scary? Is there some deep dark secret why
HELL-MART's been avoiding ARENA FELINES so much? Or is it just that they're too
scared? Can SPIRITUAL GIFT's RIFT be more popular than me? He was challenged the
most, but is that really the same? PIZZARRHEA is being unfair. It's challenged down
20 against SHORTHAIREDLONGTERM. I don't know why they let this stuff go on. (I'd
better shut up) SHORTHAIREDLONGTERM is a real man! He was challenged by PIZZARRHEA,
20 points above, and BEAT it! Dark Arena, anyone? GRAYOLA 64-PACK must not be a
good enough fighter to get in fair fights. It TV challenged NOREEN. 9 is a big
difference. (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought GRAYOLA 64-PACK showed great
skill and promise when it overcame NOREEN. All right, so I slept through it! Big
deal!
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Like, who is this guy??? SNAGGLE PUSS
gets sent to the Dark Arena, battles SPYMASTER TORRIC, and returns to tell of it!!!
I bet ARENA FELINES manager is surprised! What a bunch of heartless! I couldn't
believe how many people were snickering when DROMMARE killed BELLOTA. So she had a
5-4-0, that's no excuse! Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what? (DASTARDLY DAN vs.
CAT TAGIOUS, that is.) Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear
from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. RIZTAB is like such a dump, and you guys smell
too much! Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ILLUMINAUGHTY 5423 15 7 0 122 LOBOTOMATION (502)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TILLOUISA 5680 20 17 1 102 SWEET MAGIC (267)
-HOFFA'S BANE 3554 22 17 0 101 SPIRITUAL GIFT (402)
OCTAPUSSY 5720 18 11 1 99 ARENA FELINES II (565)
JOSTLING JAGUAR 5770 14 6 1 98 ARENA FELINES (177)
-AISLE GET YOU! 5100 18 13 2 95 HELL-MART (531)
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 4396 16 14 1 91 TEAM GNASTY (460)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KNOTHEAD 5727 16 8 1 88 BLOODSUCKERS (416)
XXL STRETCH PANTS 5634 10 7 0 88 HELL-MART (531)
-97 ITEM EXPRESS 5153 21 12 0 81 HELL-MART (531)
PHANTAST 5737 12 14 2 78 DREAMERS (142)
SOMNUS 5708 12 19 1 77 DREAMERS (142)
RIFT 3922 12 11 1 72 SPIRITUAL GIFT (402)
NANETTE 5629 9 35 2 71 SWEET MAGIC (267)
DROMMARE 5755 14 10 2 69 DREAMERS (142)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BATAAKAPPU 5698 13 15 1 66 POWERPUFF GIRLS (522)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT? 5773 9 9 0 56 ARENA FELINES II (565)
-SHANIA TWAIN 4277 6 2 1 54 COUNTRY SUCKS (452)
BLOOD BUD 5774 10 5 0 53 BLOODSUCKERS (416)
SONADOR 5769 11 9 0 51 DREAMERS (142)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRAYOLA 64-PACK 5839 4 1 0 34 HELL-MART (531)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JULIE BEAN 5869 3 1 0 33 POWERPUFF GIRLS (522)
STEADY EDDIE 5785 7 6 0 31 BLOODSUCKERS (416)
MERINDA 5828 4 6 0 31 SWEET MAGIC (267)
SHORTHAIREDLONGTERM 5846 4 4 0 31 ARENA FELINES II (565)
PIZZARRHEA 5750 6 3 0 29 HELL-MART (531)
TOM SMITH 5876 2 2 0 29 THE LAWMEN (148)
AF BOX GNASTY 5417 5 1 0 27 TEAM GNASTY (460)
STANK SHANK 5863 3 2 0 26 BLOODSUCKERS (416)
CROUCHING TIGER 5899 2 0 0 26 ARENA FELINES (177)
-DREBIN 2.0 5844 4 3 0 25 THE LAWMEN (148)
FREAKY BARBER 5283 5 4 2 24 TEAM GNASTY (460)
-DIRTY SANCHEZ 5725 2 0 0 24 TEAM GNASTY (460)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOREEN 5783 3 14 0 23 SWEET MAGIC (267)
CAT MAN DON'T 5893 2 1 0 23 ARENA FELINES (177)
REVEUR 5843 2 4 0 23 DREAMERS (142)
BILL TILGHMAN 5854 3 4 0 22 THE LAWMEN (148)
-JUDGE PARKER 5845 3 3 0 21 THE LAWMEN (148)
WAX HOSTILE 5888 2 1 0 20 HIGH JINKS (584)
SONG OF SUMMER 5790 1 14 0 17 SWEET MAGIC (267)
-WHIPPED 5868 3 1 0 16 ARENA FELINES II (565)
DASTARDLY DAN 5887 3 0 0 16 HIGH JINKS (584)
SAFFY 5903 1 0 0 16 HIGH JINKS (584)
DINAH 5902 1 0 0 16 HIGH JINKS (584)
-THAT GUY 5442 1 1 0 14 THAT TEAM (556)
-FAST TRACK 5820 2 2 0 12 SPIRITUAL GIFT (402)
SHADOW-BOX 5889 2 1 1 9 HIGH JINKS (584)
CAT TAGIOUS 5900 1 1 1 8 ARENA FELINES (177)
-SCREAMING PIXIE 5797 0 1 0 7 WANDERING MONSTERS (575)
-SATANTRICA 5546 1 3 0 6 LOBOTOMATION (502)
-POT BELLY 5819 1 3 0 6 SPIRITUAL GIFT (402)
CAT MAN DO 5891 1 2 0 6 ARENA FELINES II (565)
-SCHTUPERGIRL 5567 0 2 0 2 LOBOTOMATION (502)
HOVAN HATER 5904 0 1 0 1 BLOODSUCKERS (416)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SPYMASTER TORRIC 495 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 SNAGGLE PUSS 5731 481 NONE
RUMOR MILL 5886 1 1 0 HIGH JINKS 584 CAT TAGIOUS 5900 480 JUST REV
MOLLY 5865 1 4 0 POWERPUFF GIRLS 522 TILKIRRIN THE ELF 492 481 NONE
DOLLY 5864 1 4 0 POWERPUFF GIRLS 522 DARK STRANGER 498 481 NONE
BELLOTA 5832 5 4 0 POWERPUFF GIRLS 522 DROMMARE 5755 481
THAT WARRIOR 5444 4 6 1 THAT TEAM 556 NANETTE 5629 479
LAUGHING OGRE 5796 0 2 0 WANDERING MONSTER 575 SHADOW-BOX 5889 480
PERSONAL ADS
Nanette & Sweet Magic Management -- Don't sweat it. That Warrior was as chump-ass as
21 wit strikers come. They don't make 'em much chump-assier. Unfortunately the
chaos for cash rate is extremely poor right now, so you'll escape the wrath of That
Guy, who really wanted to tear you a new, you know. May your dreams be filled with
horrible nightmares of your own death, and have a nice day! -- Nuln, mgr. of That
Team
All -- *Oooff* Beware what you wish for. The guildhouse has been deluged by BIG
women seeking employment. And it's hard explaining to them why they aren't "big".
It's not a size thing (well, up to a point, size 4 manageress? Ugh!) so much as it's
an internal thing certain fighters have. She'll come and while she might or might
not be BIG, she'll be "big". -- Jondeaux
Dolly -- Let's put this straight, my popularity was so much more greatly reduced than
yours. I started out higher, 2 hangers-on and a almost groupie. *shhhhhh-oot* The
team left a wash-tub n' brush out fer me. Said I carried a stink that needed
scrubbin off. <grin> -- Dan, theeeeee Win-nah!!!
Garfield -- Thanks n' back at you. The Mill, ripper...oh well, plenty more where she
came from. *Favor* in my star-crossed wanderings, I've developed a particular quirk.
A real disliking for scum. Simply cannot abide them. Please pass the word. --
Jondeaux
P.S. Not all that crazy about regular TPs, either. Although, during my travails
I've encountered some of the little squirt variety which've been...interesting. Last
adversary gottem-self an ex-rp, first time out. Couldn't hit the arena walls in 2
tries, buuuutttt....
Reveur -- We'll call that strategy "wax and wane"..."wail n' wain" Wish me luck on
my raise. -- Wax Hostile
Tom Smith -- That wasn't very NICE of you. Do you want it to stay winter all the
time? -- Song of Summer
Cat Man Don't -- You don't listen to your own advice, either, do you? -- Noreen
Cat Man Do -- Do it to somebody else! -- Merinda
Snaggle Puss -- Should I be honored by the title match, or embarrassed that you had
it so easy? -- Tillouisa
P.S. Good luck to you.
Somnus -- (sigh) Me for a nap, I think. -- Nanette
P.S. Too bad the Infirmarian didn't send me for several days bed rest, isn't it?
That'd've fit right in.
10 January 2004
ZalCon2 Updates (1/9/04)
The contest will be starting on the turn due February 23rd, 2004 and run for 20
turns.
Only one team will be allowed for each manager in the contest, regardless of
whether additional teams are announced as contest entries. No exceptions for any
reason.
The Style Master points should read that there is +1 point for beating a member
of your own style even if the warrior is not registered for the contest.
Rolling points for consecutive turns as Style Master means that your warrior
gets the extra point every turn after the first 3 that he continues to hold the
title.
The points for Quality Wins should be clarified to read the winning warrior is
ranked below by the number of recognition points needed for each bonus point at the
start of the fight. For example, Warrior A (3-2-0, 17) beats Warrior B (4-1-0, 35)
and receives 2 bonus points under Quality Win for the 18 point difference in the
ranking.
I believe that is all the clarifications for the moment, please feel free to
email, diplo, call or write me with any other questions or concerns about the
contest.
Robert Occhipinti aka Zalgor Prigg
10 January 2004
* * * Third Annual Turf War * * *
Come one and all to DM 47 (North Fork) for the Third Annual Turf War! Rules of
the contest will be posted in Turn #208's newsletter (due date Feb. 23). The contest
will begin on Turn #209 (due date March 22).
So, get a team there and register! To register, you must send me a donation of
one (1) rollup CERTIFICATE. Then, declare your alliance and team in the North Fork
personals. You may also declare a warrior as champion, and that warrior will earn
(or lose!) double points in the contest!
Roll-up certs will be *ALL* awarded as prizes, in addition to:
*** Highest Scoring Alliance -- Gets to Rename DM 47 for 6 months!
*** Most returns from DA (Alliance) -- Rename DA monsters for 6 months!
*** Most listings as "Style Masters" (Alliance) -- Pick arena to host the April "05
Grand Tournament!
*** Warrior with the most awards -- Arenamaster named after him for 6 months!
*** Alliance with the most awards -- Pick the slow arena for TW 4!
*** Team with most "Style Master" listings -- Discover favorites of one warrior on
team!
*** Warrior with most "Style Master" listings -- Fights at my expense for 5 turns!
(I'll transfer $7.50 to the manager's account)
*** Alliance with the most kills -- Rename the stand-ins for 6 months!
*** Highest scoring Warrior -- Fights at my expense for 5 turns. (I'll transfer
$7.50 to their manager's account.)
The contest will run for 10 turns, with the winners announced on turn #220. See
the Turn #208 North Fork newsletter for complete rules and scoring system! Direct
"declarations" to: A.D. in the personals, and prize pot entry donations to:
Jason Mazuch HSP H-2
P.O. Box 339 #924385
Sparta, GA 31087-0339
By snail mail or diplo through RSI.
Bloody Sands!
Asmo Dius, TCB
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SNAGGLE PUSS viciously butchered SPYMASTER TORRIC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MOLLY was savagely slain by TILKIRRIN THE ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
DOLLY was assassinated by DARK STRANGER in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
DASTARDLY DAN slimly won victory over CAT TAGIOUS in a 5 minute Bloodfeud fight.
GRAYOLA 64-PACK bested NOREEN in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
KNOTHEAD savagely defeated SOMNUS in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge struggle.
BATAAKAPPU was overpowered by XXL STRETCH PANTS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
BLOOD BUD lost to RIFT in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
BELLOTA was narrowly killed by DROMMARE in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
JULIE BEAN defeated REVEUR in a 1 minute Challenge match.
PIZZARRHEA was overcome by SHORTHAIREDLONGTERM in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
STEADY EDDIE luckily beat CAT MAN DON'T in a 5 minute Challenge match.
STANK SHANK demolished CAT MAN DO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH was overpowered by TILLOUISA in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
OCTAPUSSY was narrowly defeated by ILLUMINAUGHTY in a 2 minute veteran's Title duel.
JOSTLING JAGUAR won victory over NANETTE in a 2 minute brutal fray.
PHANTAST devastated DEVAR THE TRAITOR in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SONADOR defeated TOM SMITH in a exciting 1 minute veteran vs. novice bout.
WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT? overpowered BILL TILGHMAN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
FREAKY BARBER bested HEZASH THE MOUTH in a 1 minute contest.
MERINDA overpowered SHADOW-BOX in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SONG OF SUMMER was savagely defeated by CROUCHING TIGER in a 2 minute bout.
AF BOX GNASTY devastated KHAZRHO THE ZUKALI in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WAX HOSTILE defeated HOVAN HATER in a 1 minute beginner's fight.
DINAH beat HEZASH THE MOUTH in a 2 minute gory beginner's fight.
SAFFY narrowly defeated HEZASH THE MOUTH in a 2 minute brutal beginner's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 10 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 6 - 0 65 |
|BASHING ATTACK 9 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 5 - 1 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 LUNGING ATTACK 46 - 35 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 BASHING ATTACK 59 - 46 - 5 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 STRIKING ATTACK 51 - 42 - 5 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 10 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 14 - 0 42 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 12 - 21 - 1 36 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 - 33 - 2 28 |
Turn 481 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 6 2 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 4 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 6 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE ILLUMINAUGHTY 5423 15 7 0 122 LOBOTOMATION (502)
LUNGING ATTACK TILLOUISA 5680 20 17 1 102 SWEET MAGIC (267)
SLASHING ATTACK OCTAPUSSY 5720 18 11 1 99 ARENA FELINES II (565)
BASHING ATTACK JOSTLING JAGUAR 5770 14 6 1 98 ARENA FELINES (177)
AIMED BLOW FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 4396 16 14 1 91 TEAM GNASTY (460)
PARRY-STRIKE XXL STRETCH PANTS 5634 10 7 0 88 HELL-MART (531)
STRIKING ATTACK SONADOR 5769 11 9 0 51 DREAMERS (142)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is RIFT 3922. The most popular warrior this turn was
CAT TAGIOUS 5900. The ten other most popular fighters were CAT MAN DON'T 5893,
KNOTHEAD 5727, OCTAPUSSY 5720, ILLUMINAUGHTY 5423, BELLOTA 5832, JOSTLING JAGUAR
5770, CROUCHING TIGER 5899, XXL STRETCH PANTS 5634, RIFT 3922, and DROMMARE 5755.
The least popular fighter this week was HOVAN HATER 5904. The other ten least
popular fighters were SONG OF SUMMER 5790, SHADOW-BOX 5889, BILL TILGHMAN 5854,
FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 4396, CAT MAN DO 5891, REVEUR 5843, BATAAKAPPU 5698, NOREEN 5783,
MOLLY 5865, and TOM SMITH 5876.
The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:
OCTAPUSSY (12-5720) ARENA FELINES II (565)
The following warriors have traveled to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after fighting this turn:
SNAGGLE PUSS (12-5731) ARENA FELINES (177)