DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/10/2004    Duedate: 03/23/2004

RIZTAB ARENA

DM-12    TURN-486

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KNOTHEAD
BLOODSUCKERS (416)
(12-5727) [19-9-1,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KNOTHEAD                       SCREAMING PIXIE
BLOODSUCKERS (416)             WANDERING MONSTERS (575)
(12-5727) [19-9-1,107]         (12-5797) [4-2-0,54]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

RIFT                           DROMMARE
SPIRITUAL GIFT (402)           DREAMERS (142)
(12-3922) [14-13-1,88]         (12-5755) [16-13-2,94]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE CITY (570)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TEAM GNASTY (460)           29
2. WANDERING MONSTERS (575)    24      NAUGHTY NYMPHS (521)
3. HIGH JINKS (584)            22      Unchartered Team
4. DREAMERS (142)              19
5. POWERPUFF GIRLS (522)       17      MASTER OF DOOM (512)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*MOVEMENTS (573)            1   0  0  100   1/ 1 THE CITY (570)           11  4 1
 2/ 2*MASTER OF DOOM (512)       7   2  0 77.8   2/ 3 DREAMERS (142)            9  6 3
 3/ 3 NAUGHTY NYMPHS (521)      15   6  0 71.4   3/ 6*HIGH JINKS (584)          9  6 1
 4/ 5 THE CITY (570)            63  37  6 63.0   4/ 2 POWERPUFF GIRLS (522)     9  6 0
 5- 6 HELL-MART (531)          125  81  2 60.7   5/ 5 TEAM GNASTY (460)         8  4 1
 6/ 7 SPIRITUAL GIFT (402)     119  78  5 60.4   6/ 4 ARENA FELINES (177)       7  8 0
 7/ 8 THE LAWMEN (148)         467 348 29 57.3   7/ 8*WANDERING MONSTERS (575)  7  8 0
 8/ 9 ARENA FELINES (177)      630 473 60 57.1   8/ 7 BLOODSUCKERS (416)        4  6 0
 9/10*HIGH JINKS (584)          21  18  2 53.8   9/11 THE LAWMEN (148)          3  4 0
10/11 DREAMERS (142)           913 961 82 48.7  10/12 SWEET MAGIC (267)         3 11 0
11/12 BLOODSUCKERS (416)       310 336 28 48.0  11/14*MASTER OF DOOM (512)      2  0 0
12/13 TEAM GNASTY (460)         59  67  8 46.8  12/15 NAUGHTY NYMPHS (521)      2  0 0
13/16*WANDERING MONSTERS (575)   9  13  0 40.9  13/13 SUPERIOR FORCES 22 (506)  2  4 0
14/15 POWERPUFF GIRLS (522)    136 218  4 38.4  14- 9 HELL-MART (531)           2  5 0
15/14 SWEET MAGIC (267)        316 507  9 38.4  15/10 SPIRITUAL GIFT (402)      2  6 0
16/17 SUPERIOR FORCES 22 (506)  27  60  2 31.0  16-17*MOVEMENTS (573)           1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, RIZTAB?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Now keep the taverns open late tonight, 
for there are sorrows to drown for HELL-MART, whose 0-0-0 this turn dropped them by 5 
into 14th.  Ha!  HIGH JINKS turned their 3-2-1 turn into a 3rd place rank in the 
listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists.  Gee, I'm 
impressed, a 3-1-1 is nice, but don't get cocky, TEAM GNASTY, the Fates teach 
humility, and the Fates are proud.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see 
SONADOR win a fight and gain 26 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, SONADOR beat JOSTLING 
JAGUAR and JOSTLING JAGUAR lost 22 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Due to 
absence, and inability to defend the throne, XXL STRETCH PANTS has lost the Title of 
Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with 
the new, as KNOTHEAD takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. 
Heh, heh.  The Welcome Wench, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do 
they get this stuff?  From RIZTAB's trash dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  What's 
the big D?  HELL-MART was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... grumble... 
mumble... curse...  And it looks like DREAMERS avoided them the most this turn.  What 
a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, 
NOREEN was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.  
Now here's guts and stupidity all rolled into one, CROUCHING TIGER challenged up 27 
to take on BAT MANUAL of THE CITY.  And sure, CROUCHING TIGER lost alright, but 
gained 2 recognition for his pains.  And pains they may indeed be!  I guess I can 
give a little credit to HANOUT of POWERPUFF GIRLS for challenging up by 19 to SONG OF 
SUMMER.  HANOUT lost to get 5 points of recognition.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Whoa!  I'll even buy GNASTY EDGAR a drink 
tonight!  Anyone who can come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on its good 
side!  Bye bye, warrior, bye bye...  NANETTE, a glorious 10-38-2 fighter, has passed 
away.  Gee, too bad SWEET MAGIC.  Seriously now, is it really honorable for PHANTAST 
from DREAMERS to kill NANETTE and give SWEET MAGIC the chance to bloodfeud?  Mmmm, 
could be.  A big yahoo goes out to BADGER this turn, for revenging HIGH JINKS' 
bloodfeud against DREAMERS' warrior SEER.  Heh, heh, heh.  Titanium shields and 
bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     What does the RIZTAB arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I 
must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KNOTHEAD 5727                19   9  1   107       BLOODSUCKERS (416)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-XXL STRETCH PANTS 5634       14   7  0   130       HELL-MART (531)
-CALLISTO 4974                 5   2  0   104       NAUGHTY NYMPHS (521)
 SONADOR 5769                 14  11  1   102       DREAMERS (142)
-HOFFA'S BANE 3554            22  17  0   101       SPIRITUAL GIFT (402)
 BARRY 5663                   18  11  0   101       THE CITY (570)
 BATAAKAPPU 5698              17  16  1    99       POWERPUFF GIRLS (522)
 PHANTAST 5737                15  16  3    99       DREAMERS (142)
 THE TICK 5659                14   4  0    99       THE CITY (570)
 METIS 4971                   10   4  0    99       NAUGHTY NYMPHS (521)
 SOMNUS 5708                  14  22  1    97       DREAMERS (142)
 DROMMARE 5755                16  13  2    94       DREAMERS (142)
 TILLOUISA 5680               22  20  1    92       SWEET MAGIC (267)
-FLADRAKEEN OOSCH 4396        16  14  1    91       TEAM GNASTY (460)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AISLE GET YOU! 5100          18  14  2    90       HELL-MART (531)
 RIFT 3922                    14  13  1    88       SPIRITUAL GIFT (402)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-97 ITEM EXPRESS 5153         21  13  0    86       HELL-MART (531)
 ARTHUR 5662                  10   8  1    82       THE CITY (570)
 JOSTLING JAGUAR 5770         15  10  1    79       ARENA FELINES (177)
 G.I.I.L. 5155                14  13  0    79       SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (506)
 BARBARIAN 4783                4  30  0    74       SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (506)
 BLOOD BUD 5774               13   6  0    70       BLOODSUCKERS (416)
 CHAINSAW VIGILANTE 5775      10   3  2    68       THE CITY (570)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAT MANUAL 5660               9   9  1    65       THE CITY (570)
 AF BOX GNASTY 5417           10   1  0    64       TEAM GNASTY (460)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCREAMING PIXIE 5797          4   2  0    54       WANDERING MONSTERS (575)
 JUDGE PARKER 5845             5   6  0    53       THE LAWMEN (148)
-TOM SMITH 5876                4   3  0    52       THE LAWMEN (148)
 SAURON 4847                   6   0  0    49       MASTER OF DOOM (512)
 DIRTY SANCHEZ 5725            5   2  0    48       TEAM GNASTY (460)
 BADGER 5940                   3   0  1    41       HIGH JINKS (584)
 TWIGGY 5912                   3   1  0    40       POWERPUFF GIRLS (522)
 DASTARDLY DAN 5887            6   2  0    39       HIGH JINKS (584)
-GRAYOLA 64-PACK 5839          5   4  0    39       HELL-MART (531)
 FREAKY BARBER 5283            7   7  2    38       TEAM GNASTY (460)
 CROUCHING TIGER 5899          4   3  0    38       ARENA FELINES (177)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STEADY EDDIE 5785             8   9  0    33       BLOODSUCKERS (416)
-WILSIE 5415                   4   1  0    33       SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (506)
 GNASTY EDGAR 5867             3   2  1    33       TEAM GNASTY (460)
 STANK SHANK 5863              5   4  0    32       BLOODSUCKERS (416)
 CAT TAGIOUS 5900              4   3  1    32       ARENA FELINES (177)
 CAT MAN DON'T 5893            4   4  0    32       ARENA FELINES (177)
 NOREEN 5783                   3  19  0    28       SWEET MAGIC (267)
 HAMSTER GIRL 5911             3   1  0    27       POWERPUFF GIRLS (522)
 WAX HOSTILE 5888              5   3  0    26       HIGH JINKS (584)
 SONG OF SUMMER 5790           3  17  0    26       SWEET MAGIC (267)
-FAST TRACK 5820               3   4  0    26       SPIRITUAL GIFT (402)
 JULIE BEAN 5869               5   4  0    25       POWERPUFF GIRLS (522)
 DREB 3 5947                   2   0  0    25       THE LAWMEN (148)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BILL TILGHMAN 5854            3   4  0    22       THE LAWMEN (148)
 SNARLING GNOLL 5793           2   1  0    21       WANDERING MONSTERS (575)
 LUNGING PIRATE 5795           2   2  0    20       WANDERING MONSTERS (575)
 POT BELLY 5819                2   6  1    17       SPIRITUAL GIFT (402)
-BASS REEVES 5901              1   1  0    12       THE LAWMEN (148)
 SKULKING THIEF 5794           1   3  0    12       WANDERING MONSTERS (575)
-MORGOTH 4850                  1   2  0    11       MASTER OF DOOM (512)
-SHOVER 5763                   1   0  0    11       MOVEMENTS (573)
-NON-FACTOR 5519               1   0  0    11       SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (506)
 SUGAR JANE 5948               1   1  0     5       SWEET MAGIC (267)
 HANOUT 5922                   1   2  0     5       POWERPUFF GIRLS (522)
 BOMBER 5957                   1   0  0     5       HIGH JINKS (584)
 FELINE GRIN 5956              1   0  0     4       ARENA FELINES (177)
 DANCING ELF 5919              0   3  0     3       WANDERING MONSTERS (575)
 TWANGY TONYA 5959             0   1  0     1       HIGH JINKS (584)
 SPLAT 5955                    0   1  0     1       BLOODSUCKERS (416)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
LORD NEVAR 593         1  1 0 THE BIG STUDDS 80     SEER 5909             482 NOT REVE
DEMRON THE DARK 497    0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          GNASTY EDGAR 5867     486 NONE    

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
SEER 5909              2  3 2 DREAMERS 142          BADGER 5940           486         
PIZZARRHEA 5750        7  5 0 HELL-MART 531         SONADOR 5769          484         
DREG 5939              1  1 0 HIGH JINKS 584        SEER 5909             485 JUST REV
DREBIN 2.0 5844        5  5 0 THE LAWMEN 148        CHAINSAW VIGILAN 5775 484         
NANETTE 5629          10 39 2 SWEET MAGIC 267       PHANTAST 5737         486         
MERINDA 5828           4  8 0 SWEET MAGIC 267       POT BELLY 5819        483         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Seer -- Did ya say somethin b'fore puttin tha vanquishin ta me? -- Dreg

Cat Man Don't -- Don't, old boy.  I was looking fer you.  I asked all over.  Jail, no
luck.  In the hospital, no luck there too.  Even took to scanning the obit pages...
again, no luck.  You do turn up at the most unexpected times, an now I've forgot the
whys and fores as to what I was looking fer discuss'n wif you in the first place.
It'll come to me. -- Dastardly Dan

Af Box Nasty -- Did that really happen? -- Wax Hostile

Bataakappu -- Ah, you always come to us for skills, don't you? -- Tillouisa

G.I.I.L. -- It figures.  A name like that, of COURSE you win the stupid fight.  Drat
and also darn. -- Nanette

Hamster Girl -- If I find you a cage, will you run inside a wheel in it? -- Noreen

Twiggy -- You're too thin.  How can anyone hit you, when you're thinner than a
shadow? -- Song of Summer

Dancing Elf -- You're perverse, you know that? -- Sugar Jane
P.S.  And not even a real elf!

25 February 2004
Readers, and especially those who volunteered warriors -- My apologies for the sudden
lack of episodes.  I've been sick, but expect to be back at the keyboard soon. -- the
Scribe

3 March 2004
                   MONGO'S MARDI GRAS MADNESS DUELMASTERS AUCTION

     Mongo, aka Matt McIntosh and ex-Warden of the Dark Circle, is auctioning off his
entire collection of Duelmasters warriors and stables.  Don't miss out on this chance
to own some fantastic warriors!  There are ADM warriors available in every class from
Primus to Freshmen, as well as over a dozen Basic stables.
     Does a Slasher with +4 attack, +4 decisiveness, +3 initiative and +2 riposte
sound good?  How about a Lunger who received the benefit of a TC prize, has TVed
three times after graduating--and still hasn't maxed out his skills!?  How about a
Striker in the Freshmen class who has decisiveness for a favorite learn and the MAUL
for a favorite weapon!?
     Or perhaps you prefer playing in Basic.  Then how does a stable with four Adept
class warriors who have a combined record of 41-19-9 sound?  Or maybe a stable with
three 21-Will warriors?  Or perhaps a stable with four Initiates and a Rookie who
have a combined record of 23-6-1?
     The quality of the lots is excellent.  All you need to view and bid on the lots
is go to:
          http://members.aol.com/jvmerlino/mardigras.html
     If you want to be on the mailing list to receive regular updates on the auction,
just send an e-mail to JVMerlino@aol.com. Merlin, aka John Merlino and also an ex-
Warden of the Dark Circle, will be running this auction for me.  I just moved to New
Orleans and am likely currently stumbling around the French Quarter...because it's
Mardi Gras!  So I have named my auction in honor of this occasion.
     The auction will start on Saturday, March 13th, 2004, and will continue for

several weeks.  But you should get your bids in early if you want your best chance at
owning any of these fantastic warriors and stables.
     Many thanks to all for your interest and your bids,

Mongo

5 March 2004
Style Masters Symposium
Hosted by Hammer

     The years have slipped by and many DM Managers have come and gone since the last
Hammer's Handbook was compiled and printed.
     There is now a stirring within me to begin writing and editing yet another
Handbook with a distribution date sometime in 2005.
     This Handbook will be made available via Email with a possibility of burning the
info to a CD for distribution.
     Special arrangements will be made to provide the information via printed page to
those contributors who are serving sentences behind bars.
     The working title of this new Handbook is "Style Masters Symposium Hosted by
Hammer".
     Distribution of this Handbook is projected to be MAINLY for those DM Managers
who contribute information/articles to Hammer by June 2004.
     Informative and entertaining articles should focus on insights regarding Any or
All 10 Style Masters for both the Basic and ADM arenas as well as Tourney
competition.
     Articles focusing on Weapons/Armor are also encouraged for inclusion.
     Whether you are a Newbie Manager without a clue or a Jaded Veteran; everyone has
discovered something about this gaming experience that is both Insightful and
Entertaining.
     Email Your Articles to HammerDM@fastermail.com or send them via Diplo to either
Flower Hammerz (372) in DM 28 or Casino Hammerz (576) in DM 33.
     Length and Content of the Style Masters Symposium Hosted by Hammer will be
Determined by the Quality and Quantity of Contributors Combined with the Literary
Efforts of Hammer who is currently overseas for an indefinite period of time.
     Articles Contributed for this Project should be of Sufficient Length and Content
to Warrant being Included to Receive the Finished Document when Hammer has completed
this literary work to His satisfaction.
     Managers contributing articles are also requested to include a DM Bio of
Themselves along with any Notable Successes and/or Failures during Their DM Career in
Basic, ADM and/or Tourney Play.
     A listing of Active Stables would also be Helpful for Anyone Seeking to Reply to
Contributors via Diplo, Email or Snailmail.
     May Your Blades Be Sharp And Your Wits Sharper!
     -- Hammer of Flower Hammerz (372) DM 28 and Casino Hammerz (576) DM 33

18 March 2004
St. Valentine's Day Massacre Update

     We are pleased to announce that the kLk sponsored St. Valentine's Day Massacre
kill contest in DM 36 is off to a great start.  We are also pleased to announce that
in addition to the 10 team rollups we are also able to offer the renaming of a dark
arena warrior as a prize to the manager with the most kills.  The contest is only 2
turns old and is still wide open.  There are currently 5 managers tied with one kill
each.  Anything can still happen so hurry up and get into the arena.
     On a personal note, no other alliances have entered the arena in force to
challenge the kLk dominance.  We were expecting The Firm to put up a fight for their
supposed home arena.  But, they were a no show.  Guess they proved what they are
really made of.  *evil grin*
     Perhaps another alliance would like to step in to give us a challenge.  We are
throwing down the gauntlet.  Perhaps the Chaos Inc. boys I keep hearing about would
like to step in and challenge the kLk for arena dominance.  If you don't show up,
Chaos, don't feel bad.  FAR better managers than you have been invited into Jhans but
have chosen to pass on the offer.
     So if you consider yourself worthy to compete, like fierce competition, and
enjoy arenas where the personals are as fierce as the fighting, come visit JHANS DM
36.  We're already planning our next contest, "Capture the Flag," and have a
storyline being actively worked on in the arena.  Whatever you like about DM you can
find it in JHANS.

Bookie
mgr. of Suicidal Dreams
and Director Jhans Board of Tourism
kLk Alliance

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GNASTY EDGAR viciously butchered DEMRON THE DARK in a 4 minute Dark Arena fight.
JUDGE PARKER was subdued by CHAINSAW VIGILANTE in a exciting 1 minute Bloodfeud melee.
BADGER assassinated SEER in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud duel.
KNOTHEAD viciously subdued SOMNUS in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge Title fight.
BLOOD BUD was bested by RIFT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
DIRTY SANCHEZ overpowered WAX HOSTILE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
CROUCHING TIGER was defeated by BAT MANUAL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
HAMSTER GIRL was unbelievably bested by DASTARDLY DAN in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
CAT MAN DON'T vanquished NOREEN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
HANOUT lost to SONG OF SUMMER in a 1 minute novice vs. veteran Challenge fight.
THE TICK overcame G.I.I.L. in a exciting 5 minute veteran's bout.
BATAAKAPPU demolished LI KO THE CLUMSY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
METIS bested ARTHUR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's battle.
JOSTLING JAGUAR was overpowered by SONADOR in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BARRY unbelievably bested DROMMARE in a action packed 7 minute gruesome master's bout.
PHANTAST executed NANETTE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TILLOUISA devastated BARBARIAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
AF BOX GNASTY demolished CAT TAGIOUS in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
SAURON beat FREAKY BARBER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
STEADY EDDIE was viciously subdued by TWIGGY in a 2 minute contest.
STANK SHANK was demolished by SCREAMING PIXIE in a 2 minute gruesome uneven bout.
POT BELLY was overcome by LUNGING PIRATE in a 1 minute contest.
JULIE BEAN defeated DANCING ELF in a 1 minute match.
SKULKING THIEF was overpowered by DREB 3 in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SNARLING GNOLL narrowly defeated SUGAR JANE in a 5 minute gruesome fight.
SPLAT was luckily beaten by BOMBER in a 2 minute gruesome novice's bout.
FELINE GRIN beat TWANGY TONYA in a popular 6 minute gruesome beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  21         PARRY-STRIKE      17 -   7 -  0      71  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   5 -  0      69  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -   7 -  1      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         STRIKING ATTACK   38 -  30 -  4      56  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         LUNGING ATTACK    70 -  62 -  5      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK    47 -  46 -  3      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         TOTAL PARRY       13 -  15 -  0      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        11 -  25 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  28 -  1      28  |

Turn 486 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK    10 - 11         3  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  6         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   KNOTHEAD 5727              19   9  1  107 BLOODSUCKERS (416)
STRIKING ATTACK  SONADOR 5769               14  11  1  102 DREAMERS (142)
TOTAL PARRY      BARRY 5663                 18  11  0  101 THE CITY (570)
LUNGING ATTACK   METIS 4971                 10   4  0   99 NAUGHTY NYMPHS (521)
WALL OF STEEL    AF BOX GNASTY 5417         10   1  0   64 TEAM GNASTY (460)
SLASHING ATTACK  BADGER 5940                 3   0  1   41 HIGH JINKS (584)
PARRY-STRIKE     DASTARDLY DAN 5887          6   2  0   39 HIGH JINKS (584)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RIFT 3922.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
DROMMARE 5755.  The ten other most popular fighters were G.I.I.L. 5155, GNASTY EDGAR 
5867, KNOTHEAD 5727, TWANGY TONYA 5959, RIFT 3922, METIS 4971, TWIGGY 5912, CHAINSAW 
VIGILANTE 5775, HAMSTER GIRL 5911, and DASTARDLY DAN 5887.

The least popular fighter this week was FELINE GRIN 5956.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SNARLING GNOLL 5793, SKULKING THIEF 5794, DANCING ELF 5919, POT 
BELLY 5819, STEADY EDDIE 5785, BARBARIAN 4783, NANETTE 5629, NOREEN 5783, WAX HOSTILE 
5888, and SEER 5909.