DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/06/2005    Duedate: 04/19/2005

RIZTAB ARENA

DM-12    TURN-513

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DREB 3
THE LAWMEN (148)
(12-5947) [14-8-0,122]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DREB 3                         LUIGI
THE LAWMEN (148)               TEAM MARIO (598)
(12-5947) [14-8-0,122]         (12-6056) [6-3-0,71]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

STANK SHANK                    PEACH FUZZ
BLOODSUCKERS (416)             TEAM FUZZ (605)
(12-5863) [18-13-1,98]         (12-6142) [1-2-0,6]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FORCE OF NATURE (608)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HIGH JINKS (584)            42
2. THE LAWMEN (148)            34      THE LAWMEN (148)
3. TEAM MARIO (598)            32      Unchartered Team
4. FORCE OF NATURE (608)       20
5. TEAM FUZZ (605)             18      FORCE OF NATURE (608)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*FORCE OF NATURE (608)      9   5  0 64.3   1/ 7*FORCE OF NATURE (608)     9  5 0
 2- 2 THE NORTH (554)            7   5  1 58.3   2/ 2 HIGH JINKS (584)          9  6 0
 3/ 3 THE LAWMEN (148)         525 385 30 57.7   3/ 3 THE LAWMEN (148)          8  3 0
 4/ 5*TEAM MARIO (598)          23  17  1 57.5   4/ 9 DREAMERS (142)            8  6 0
 5/ 4 ARENA FELINES (177)      687 518 63 57.0   5/12*TEAM MARIO (598)          6  2 0
 6- 6 TEAM GNASTY (460)         89  87  8 50.6   6- 1 DOOM LEGION (597)         6  4 1
 7- 7 DOOM LEGION (597)         62  62  5 50.0   7/ 4 DRYNN'S PRETTIES (592)    6  9 1
 8/10 HIGH JINKS (584)          85  89  6 48.9   8/ 6 SWEET MAGIC (267)         6  9 0
 9/ 8 DREAMERS (142)           976 %1026 84 48.8   9/13*TEAM FUZZ (605)           4 10 1
10/ 9 BLOODSUCKERS (416)       365 397 33 47.9  10/ 5 BLOODSUCKERS (416)        4 11 1
11/16*ERRATA (604)               4   5  0 44.4  11/ 8 HOUNDS OF HELL (596)      3  5 0
12-12*THE ARCHIVES (601)         7  10  1 41.2  12-10 TEAM GNASTY (460)         2  1 0
13/13 HOUNDS OF HELL (596)      25  36  2 41.0  13/11 ARENA FELINES (177)       2  6 0
14/14 DRYNN'S PRETTIES (592)    45  70  8 39.1  14-14 THE NORTH (554)           1  0 0
15/15 SWEET MAGIC (267)        362 595  9 37.8  15/17*ERRATA (604)              1  1 0
16/11*ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)    11  19  1 36.7  16/15*ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)    1  7 0
17/17*TEAM FUZZ (605)            4  10  1 28.6  17-16*THE ARCHIVES (601)        0  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Hi, it is I, Plato, here for with my final column.  I have received an invite to
travel to Talahya after this turn.  I will be Sleepy's eighth wall of steel to make
this trip, making it the style most represented in the Dreamer stable to advance.
I'd like to take a moment to recognize all those who traveled this way before I
arrived and especially the other walls for their mentorship.

Here are the styles and warriors:
(WS) Wishful Thinker, Good Night, R.E.M., Confused, Sound Sleeper, Dream Master,
     Sound Asleep
(LU) Muse, Phantast, Trin Tragula, Wild Dream, Daydream Believer, Chimera, Night Mare
(ST) Big Dreams, Beautiful Dreamer, Forty Winks, Shattered Dream
(BA) Narcoleptic, Dream Factory, Sweet Dreams
(PL) Lost In Thought, Daydreamer, Sleep Walker
(SL) Sandman, Scary Dream
(PR) Figment, Midnight Caller
(AB) Passing Thought
(TP) Utopian
(PS) Coma Tose, Dreamer*

* All warriors from Riztab except Dreamer who hails from arena #4.

I will try my hand a night fight for my last fight here in Riztab, so the throne is
up for grabs.  Hopefully two of the top Challenger Champions give the fans a great
fight and a fitting new Duelmaster.

Congrats to all those who represented Riztab with honor at the tourney.  My time here
in Riztab has been a pleasure.

Farewell, sweet Riztab!

Good night,

Plato

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for RIZTAB.  Like, DOOM LEGION had to be so 
embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by FORCE OF NATURE!  Way to go FORCE OF 
NATURE!  Uncool, DOOM LEGION.  I mean 0-0-0 is bad.  Will they will be allowed to 
fight?  I say use 'em for training practice!  TEAM MARIO like really fought hard to 
move up to 5th from 12th.  Way to go!  Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, 
DREAMERS!  'Cause they got 4-1-0 and moved up to 4th!  MVP award for INSIGHTFULL 
INGIE?  HIGH JINKS' proud of her after beating AUTUMN LEAVES and getting 16 points.  
Talk about yer big time losers!  GROTESQUE ZOMBIE got smashed by KANT, and lost 10 
points!  Like DARK ARENA's ARENAMASTER RILLION is sweating since he got Dark Arena 
Challenged by Duelmaster PLATO!  The crowds were amazed this turn, as ARENAMASTER 
RILLION killed the Duelmaster, PLATO, leaving DREAMERS in mourning.  DREB 3 gets to 
be new Duelmaster.  But doesn't this mean people might try to kill him, too?  Who was 
the wiseguy that said RIZTAB's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Warty Toad?  
Don't look at me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  The warriors of THE LAWMEN must be 
getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I 
don't?  I don't know what BLOODSUCKERS' been doing.  They certainly haven't been 
accepting many fights from THE LAWMEN, that's fer sher.  Can SWEET MAGIC's TILLERITA 
be more popular than me?  She was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  
DREB 3 must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  He challenged STANK 
SHANK.  8 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought DREB 3 
showed great skill and promise when he won victory over STANK SHANK.  All right, so I 
slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DREB 3 5947                  14   8  0   122       THE LAWMEN (148)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOM SMITH 5876               15   9  0   117       THE LAWMEN (148)
 DASTARDLY DAN 5887           21  14  1   109       HIGH JINKS (584)
 STANK SHANK 5863             18  13  1    98       BLOODSUCKERS (416)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAT TAGIOUS 5900             18  16  3    90       ARENA FELINES (177)
-AF BOX GNASTY 5417           14   4  0    89       TEAM GNASTY (460)
 CAT SCAN 5976                10   8  1    88       ARENA FELINES (177)
-GRATCH 6030                  14   9  1    80       DOOM LEGION (597)
 SOCRATES 6001                10  12  0    79       DREAMERS (142)
-MARIGOLD 6087                 3   3  1    76       THE ARCHIVES (601)
-BROPHY 6031                  14  12  0    75       DOOM LEGION (597)
 LUIGI 6056                    6   3  0    71       TEAM MARIO (598)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BASS REEVES 5901             13   9  0    64       THE LAWMEN (148)
-DIRTY SANCHEZ 5725           11   8  0    64       TEAM GNASTY (460)
-KAJA-RANG 6036                8   7  1    64       DOOM LEGION (597)
-POISON SUMAC 6032            11  15  1    63       DOOM LEGION (597)
-ALEX SCHIMMELFENNIG 5748      7   4  1    60       THE NORTH (554)
-FELINE GRIN 5956             13   7  0    59       ARENA FELINES (177)
-ASTRO ASSASSIN 6047           5   3  1    57       HOUNDS OF HELL (596)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STINK EYE 6065                8   4  0    56       BLOODSUCKERS (416)
 INVINCIBLE MARIO 6055         7   2  1    56       TEAM MARIO (598)
 DAVE COOK 5999                9   5  0    53       THE LAWMEN (148)
 KANT 6038                     8   7  1    53       DREAMERS (142)
-TURD FERGUSON 5979            7   3  0    52       TEAM GNASTY (460)
 SADIE 5970                   13  11  1    51       DRYNN'S PRETTIES (592)
-GNASTY EDGAR 5867             9   6  1    49       TEAM GNASTY (460)
 NIETZSCHE 6039                7   8  0    48       DREAMERS (142)
 INSIGHTFULL INGIE 6139        5   0  0    48       HIGH JINKS (584)
 SUGAR JANE 5948               9  20  0    47       SWEET MAGIC (267)
 AUTUMN LEAVES 5975           10  15  0    45       SWEET MAGIC (267)
 TILLERITA 6007                9  11  0    45       SWEET MAGIC (267)
-BUB II 6090                   3   2  0    44       THE ARCHIVES (601)
-SCOOBY DOOM 6021              5   3  1    34       HOUNDS OF HELL (596)
 YOSHII 6061                   4   2  0    34       TEAM MARIO (598)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THUNDER CAT 6048              5   4  0    33       ARENA FELINES (177)
 GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 6071         4   2  0    30       ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
 FUZZYMOTTO 6045               6   9  0    27       BLOODSUCKERS (416)
 MARX 6125                     4   4  0    27       DREAMERS (142)
 ALOURSHIN 6126                3   5  0    27       SWEET MAGIC (267)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MARIO 6054                    3   4  0    24       TEAM MARIO (598)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LILLY 6136                    3   2  2    23       DRYNN'S PRETTIES (592)
 CIRROSTRATUS 6162             2   1  0    22       FORCE OF NATURE (608)
 T. COREY 6188                 2   0  0    21       HIGH JINKS (584)
-MEOW MIX 6072                 1   0  0    21       ARENA FELINES (177)
-THE FENRIS WOLF 6114          2   2  0    20       HOUNDS OF HELL (596)
 FUZZINATOR 6144               2   1  1    18       TEAM FUZZ (605)
 CRAZED CLIFFORD 6140          4   1  0    17       HOUNDS OF HELL (596)
 AUGURATE ADDIE 6138           3   2  0    17       HIGH JINKS (584)
 HOT SUMMER DAY 6163           3   0  0    17       FORCE OF NATURE (608)
 TALA GOG 6066                 2  11  0    17       SWEET MAGIC (267)
 ALLAN PINKERTON 6166          2   2  0    15       THE LAWMEN (148)
-RYE 6108                      1   0  0    15       ERRATA (604)
-WRIST 6107                    1   1  0    14       ERRATA (604)
 WALL CLOUD 6161               2   1  0    11       FORCE OF NATURE (608)
 BOGUS LA 6132                 1   3  0    10       ERRATA (604)
-MARSHMALLOW JOE 6179          1   1  0    10       DOOM LEGION (597)
-MONKEY 6105                   1   0  0    10       ERRATA (604)
 JEANIE 6135                   1   4  0     7       DRYNN'S PRETTIES (592)
-SUGAR 6104                    0   1  0     7       ERRATA (604)
 CHINOOK 6160                  0   3  0     7       FORCE OF NATURE (608)
 PEACH FUZZ 6142               1   2  0     6       TEAM FUZZ (605)
 HIPPY CHICK 6127              1   1  0     6       ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
 TERESA 6172                   1   2  0     5       DRYNN'S PRETTIES (592)
 FUZZ CUT 6143                 1   2  0     5       TEAM FUZZ (605)
-YACKITCH 6088                 1   1  0     4       THE ARCHIVES (601)
-C'BOATH 6093                  0   2  0     4       THE ARCHIVES (601)
 RAMBO FUZZ 6187               0   1  0     1       TEAM FUZZ (605)
 AGGRANDIZIN ANNE 6196         0   1  0     1       HIGH JINKS (584)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
FRIGID NIGHT 6193      0  1 0 ALL HALLOW'S EVE 599  SHISHZAR THE SNAK 500 513 NONE    
TAINTED CANDY 6192     0  1 0 ALL HALLOW'S EVE 599  SHISHZAR THE SNAK 500 513 NONE    
DEAD MEAT 6194         0  1 0 BLOODSUCKERS 416      SHISHZAR THE SNAK 500 513 NONE    
GORDON 6195            0  1 0 BLOODSUCKERS 416      GORASH THE ORC 493    513 NONE    
HODAG 6085             5  3 0 BLOODSUCKERS 416      KAJA-RANG 6036        511 REVENGED
PLATO 6003            19  3 0 DREAMERS 142          ARENAMASTER RILLI 496 513 NONE    
MEGAN 6137             2  3 0 DRYNN'S PRETTIES 592  FUZZINATOR 6144       513         
PUPPY #4 6190          0  1 0 HOUNDS OF HELL 596    SHISHZAR THE SNAK 500 513 NONE    
FUZZY LOGIC 6146       0  3 0 TEAM FUZZ 605         LILLY 6136            513         
FREAKY BARBER 5283    12 11 2 TEAM GNASTY 460       STANK SHANK 5863      511         
BLANK SPACE 6191       0  1 0 TEAM MARIO 598        SPYMASTER TORRIC 495  513 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Poison Sumac -- Yuck.  I hate washing with yellow soap.  It's so harsh. -- Sugar Jane

Tio the Moneychanger claims to be Shewish!  Ha!  He's way too short, and I did not
and do not hesitate to point this out.  He is fighting under a false pretence, and
false mustache as well. -- Autumn Leaves

Sadie -- That's the younger generation for you, always rush, rush, rush.  One hit and
you called it a fight.  Cheese. -- Tala Gog

Nietzsche -- Listen, you've got too many consonants in a row, and I hate that! --
Tillerita
P.S.  Also, I don't like to do heavy thinking during a fight.  It's distracting.

Marx -- Like you have any idea what you're talking about!  Try to take MY property
away for the larger good and I'll have your guts for sausage. -- Alourshin
P.S.  They would be too messy as garters.

Listen, you guys, I was adopted by a Shew, okay?  That makes me Shewish.  I'm sick of
these "too short" comments. -- Tio the Moneychanger
P.S.  I just wanted to see what I might look like with a mustache.

Fuzzymoto -- MMMmmm...mm!  If you hadn't' noticed, I like fuzzy-folk. -- Addie

Brophy -- No rude comments.  Someday you too will be long in the tooth. -- Dan

Lilly -- Those stalwarts have nothing on us stalwartettes. -- Ingie

All -- Va-cation Hooooo. -- Jondeaux

28 March 2005
Is there anybody in the DM game who is incarcerated that has had to litigate in order
to continue playing?  Or anyone in the free world who may be able to help me with
case law or legal advice?  The Administration has already taken "D&D type games" from
us once (though I recently had that decision overturned).  I believe it's only a
matter of time before they try it again and I am prepared to file a lawsuit if need
be.  I enjoy DM and any help that could be offered would be greatly appreciated!  I
can be contacted at:
     Danny Warren
     #28341
     P.O. Box 250 
     Draper, UT  84070
     or:
     Heathen, mgr. Misnomers DM 47

28 March 2005
Ladies and gents...get your teams together and join in on the hottest and fiercest
contest ever to grace the arena sands!  Intrigue, personal wars, you name it...we got
it going on!  What is this contest?  It's the Turf War IV in DM 47, North Fork!!
This fantastic contest was begun by my alliance mate Asmo Dius, and I've picked up
some of the slack.  Contest starts on Turn 225 (approx. date June 9th?).  It's an
"alliance-type contest", so grab your folks and bring them in for a bang up time.
Rules will be printed in the DM 47 newsletter at least until the contest starts. --
Baphomet, Host...Company of Brothers Alliance, Illuminati Confederation of Alliances

28 March 2005
Contest Announcement
====================
It's finally here!  ScumFest 2005!  The greatest scum in the land of Alastari are
formally invited to participate in ScumFest 2005, a contest involving the scummiest
scum in all of Alastari!

Who:  All Scum in Alastari
What:  Scum Fest 2005!
Where:  Talahya
When:  May 23rd, Talahya Turns 490-499

Rules
======
The object of winning ScumFest is to have the longest cumulative time (in minutes) at
the end of the 10th round.

Should there be a tie at the end of 10 rounds, tiebreakers are (in order):
- Head to Head Record

- Win/Loss Percentage
- Average Fight Length
(We'll go into overtime if they're still tied)

There are no other rules.  A manager may use any means at his disposal in order to
accomplish his goal.  Collusion, hiring Aimed Blows to take out the leaders, etc.
Anything goes!

To enter the scum fest, please write a personal ad in the DM 100 newsletter,
declaring your intention to join the contest, or send an email to managerr@aol.com

Please include warrior name and ID numbers of the contestants.  You may enter the
competition up until Turn 494.

Prizes will be announced after the competition begins.  The point of the contest is
to prove you have the scummiest scum, and necessarily for a silly prize.

Good luck and Happy Scumming!

-- Manager

6 April 2005
                                SLAUGHTER'S CHALLENGE

     I would like to make a formal announcement to all the managers of Alastari that
the inaugural/memorial challenge put forth by Abarsis, The Slaughter Priest (Richard
Hammes) has been approved by the commission.  The contest will be held in TROCAR,
arena 54, beginning on the turn that starts around June 2nd.  Keep in mind that this
is a slow arena.  Before I go on, I would like to personally thank the commission for
procuring an outstanding top prize for this contest.  This announcement follows my
last and entry into the contest will be a minimum $5 donation, which I will pool and
give to a charity in the San Diego area in Richard Hammes' name and memory.  My
address is at the end.  Once the donation is made, I intend to notify RSI of the
charity and amount we donated as a matter of pride for them and us in this game!  I
will notify everyone in an all arena ad as well.
     The contest is pretty simple.  Any team may enter, there are no restrictions on
fight experience!  There are no challenges, avoids, bloodfeuds, or tourneys allowed
and only one single use of the Dark Arena is allowed after the contest begins.  To
help eliminate any interference, I am going to allow avoids of non-contest teams in
case they are there to manipulate and affect the winner of the contest.  Scoring is
as follows:

1 point for winning
1 point for killing (giving 2 in total, 1 for the win and 1 for the kill)
1 point for at least one of your warriors writing a personal (regardless of number of
     personals beyond one you still only get one point).  Make sure it is written
     from one of your team's warriors and not simply the manager entity or you will
     not get the point.
-1 point for losing
-1 point for being killed (giving -2 in total, -1 for losing and -1 for being killed)

     The contest will last for 12 turns, again beginning roughly June 2nd.  May I
point out that if you use your Dark Arena fight you will get either 2 points, for
winning, or -2, for losing, and ALL fights count in the scoring.  It matters not if
you fight a non-contest warrior or a stand-in; they still count as much as fighting a
contest warrior.  This will be a test of basic strategy with a touch of luck added in
as well.
     If anyone should break the no tourney rule they will lose 5 points for each
warrior entered and those warriors, and any subsequent warriors who replace them in
death, cannot score points!  Break the no DA, challenge, or avoid rules (except
avoids of non-contest teams) and you will be DQ'd as soon as the transgression is
discovered.  To keep the contest playing field as level as possible, we will have no
messing with these rules.  Of course you may DA the one time, just as a
clarification, but the second time gets you DQ'd.  This also counts if it is found
you bring a second team in for the purpose of making challenges.  You can bring a
second team, just don't think they can challenge to give you an advantage.  This
means DQ to your contest team.  A second team may also enter the contest with its own
donation of $5 and adherence to the rules.  Well, enough of that, I'm sure you'd like
to see the prizes so here they are:

1st place - +1 bonus to one warrior on the team, 1 resurrection potion, and 1
     favorite knowledge
2nd place - +1 bonus for one warrior, 1 favorites knowledge
3rd place- +1 bonus for one warrior
Iron Manager - Run 54 of the possible 60 fights and get a +1 bonus potion

     The resurrection potion may be used on any FE warrior, however the favorites and
+1 bonus potions must be used on a warrior with at least 5 FE.  These prizes also
must be used within 2 turns of the ending of the contest.  Even those rookie level
teams can figure out a way to use that resurrection potion if you think night fight
;), after the contest of course, so don't think this is only good for experienced
teams!  Check your rosters and unused RU's and see if you can't find a reason to come
and test your mettle!
     Again, entry fee is a minimum $5 donation, money order preferred method but if
that doesn't work for you we can figure alternate means.  If a hopeful entrant
happens to be incarcerated and the only real means of making the donation is an
account transfer, please make sure you let me know where the transfer came from and
which team it is for.  I prefer that this only be used as donation method by
incarcerated players unless otherwise discussed with me.  Please drop me an email, or
diplo my team in Tobir(14), letting me know you are sending a donation for entry and
the amount so I can be on the lookout for it in the mail.  Thanks to all who have
sent their sympathies regarding our game's loss of a kind and admirable soul and my
best wishes to all!

Street Legal
Jeff Bura
193 Pepperidge Dr.
Wixom, MI 48393
triumph1971@hotmail.com
THE DEATH SQUAD (63) in Tobir, arena 14

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PLATO was viciously butchered by ARENAMASTER RILLION in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
FRIGID NIGHT was murdered by SHISHZAR THE SNAKE in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DEAD MEAT was murdered by SHISHZAR THE SNAKE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TAINTED CANDY was butchered by SHISHZAR THE SNAKE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BLANK SPACE was assassinated by SPYMASTER TORRIC in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
GORDON was dealt death by GORASH THE ORC in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
PUPPY #4 was butchered by SHISHZAR THE SNAKE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DREB 3 bested STANK SHANK in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge Title competition.
STINK EYE was handily defeated by SOCRATES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
BASS REEVES vanquished TILLERITA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DAVE COOK won victory over SUGAR JANE in a popular 3 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
ALLAN PINKERTON was overcome by ALOURSHIN in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
PEACH FUZZ was outlasted by HOT SUMMER DAY in a exciting 7 minute Challenge match.
FUZZ CUT was devastated by AUGURATE ADDIE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
CAT SCAN was demolished by TOM SMITH in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
DASTARDLY DAN overcame CAT TAGIOUS in a action packed 1 minute veteran's conflict.
LUIGI overpowered SADIE in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
AUTUMN LEAVES was beaten by INSIGHTFULL INGIE in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
KANT devastated GROTESQUE ZOMBIE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NIETZSCHE savagely defeated FUZZYMOTTO in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
INVINCIBLE MARIO savagely defeated ZAGGA THE CLAW in a 1 minute conflict.
YOSHII overpowered TALA GOG in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BOGUS LA subdued CHINOOK in a 3 minute bout.
MARX handily defeated HIPPY CHICK in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CRAZED CLIFFORD bested AGGRANDIZIN ANNE in a 1 minute novice's bout.
FUZZINATOR assassinated MEGAN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FUZZY LOGIC was killed by LILLY in a 1 minute beginner's fight.
WALL CLOUD luckily beat RAMBO FUZZ in a 2 minute gruesome novice's bout.
CIRROSTRATUS savagely defeated JEANIE in a popular 5 minute gruesome beginner's duel.
TERESA was overpowered by T. COREY in a 1 minute uneven competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         WALL OF STEEL     36 -  23 -  1      61  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         SLASHING ATTACK   29 -  24 -  2      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         STRIKING ATTACK   41 -  34 -  1      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  20 -  0      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  34 -  3      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         AIMED BLOW        19 -  25 -  3      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         TOTAL PARRY       15 -  20 -  0      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         BASHING ATTACK    29 -  40 -  3      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  31 -  0      26  |

Turn 513 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  5         3  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  4         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  4         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     AIMED BLOW         1 -  5         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   DREB 3 5947                14   8  0  122 THE LAWMEN (148)
STRIKING ATTACK  TOM SMITH 5876             15   9  0  117 THE LAWMEN (148)
PARRY-STRIKE     DASTARDLY DAN 5887         21  14  1  109 HIGH JINKS (584)
WALL OF STEEL    BASS REEVES 5901           13   9  0   64 THE LAWMEN (148)
SLASHING ATTACK  INVINCIBLE MARIO 6055       7   2  1   56 TEAM MARIO (598)
TOTAL PARRY      DAVE COOK 5999              9   5  0   53 THE LAWMEN (148)
LUNGING ATTACK   SADIE 5970                 13  11  1   51 DRYNN'S PRETTIES (592)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    INSIGHTFULL INGIE 6139      5   0  0   48 HIGH JINKS (584)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is STANK SHANK 5863.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PEACH FUZZ 6142.  The ten other most popular fighters were NIETZSCHE 6039, 
DAVE COOK 5999, CIRROSTRATUS 6162, ALLAN PINKERTON 6166, LUIGI 6056, DREB 3 5947, 
STANK SHANK 5863, SUGAR JANE 5948, ALOURSHIN 6126, and RAMBO FUZZ 6187.

The least popular fighter this week was HOT SUMMER DAY 6163.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JEANIE 6135, TERESA 6172, MEGAN 6137, HIPPY CHICK 6127, TALA 
GOG 6066, FUZZYMOTTO 6045, GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 6071, FUZZ CUT 6143, STINK EYE 6065, and 
PUPPY #4 6190.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PLATO (12-6003) DREAMERS (142)

                    HOLD THE DATES!  (FACE-TO-FACE XXXV AND XXXVI)

Summer Face-to-Face Tournament XXXV in St. Louis!  
Our next summer FTF will be held in downtown St. Louis, July 29-31, 2005.  It will be 
at the Radisson Hotel & Suites, St. Louis (800-925-1395--ask for the Reality 
Simulations room block). Room rates are $99.00 per night, 1-4 occupancy.  The rooms 
are blocked--please make your reservation by mid-June before the block is released! 
Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet.  See you there!

Winter Face-to-Face Tournament XXXVI in Tempe!
Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 20-22, 2006.  It will be 
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-894-7444), the same hotel as 
last year by popular request.  Room rates are $139.00 per night (same as last year!), 
1-4 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's 
reception, free airport shuttle, free parking, high speed internet (for extra charge), 
fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--please make your 
reservation soon before the block is released!  (This is prime season for Phoenix, and
several people were unable to book rooms last year because they waited too long.)  
Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet.  We hope you're all 
looking forward to it and that we will see you there!