DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/28/2005    Duedate: 01/10/2006

RIZTAB ARENA

DM-12    TURN-532

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

INSIGHTFULL INGIE
HIGH JINKS (584)
(12-6139) [16-7-0,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

INSIGHTFULL INGIE              BROTHER ZORT
HIGH JINKS (584)               CULTS-R-US (624)
(12-6139) [16-7-0,124]         (12-6338) [3-1-0,28]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LUIGI                          MONKEY
TEAM MARIO (598)               ERRATA (604)
(12-6056) [12-8-1,92]          (12-6105) [3-2-0,29]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CULTS-R-US (624)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HIGH JINKS (584)            57
2. CASTLE (230)                32      HANDS OF HADES (625)
3. TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)        31      Unchartered Team
4. ARENA FELINES (177)         28
5. ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)       8      CULTS-R-US (624)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*CULTS-R-US (624)          14   6  0 70.0   1/ 1*CULTS-R-US (624)          9  6 0
 2/ 0 HANDS OF HADES (625)      32  18  1 64.0   2/ 2 ARENA FELINES (177)       8  1 0
 3- 3 COUNTRY SUCKS (452)        9   6  1 60.0   3/ 4 HIGH JINKS (584)          8  7 0
 4/ 5 ARENA FELINES (177)      747 532 66 58.4   4- 0 HANDS OF HADES (625)      7  3 0
 5/ 4 ERRATA (604)              16  13  1 55.2   5- 3 DREAMERS (142)            7  3 0
 6/ 6 TEAM MARIO (598)          43  36  2 54.4   6/ 8 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)      7  5 1
 7- 7 DARK ANGELS II (622)      78  71  8 52.3   7/ 9 CASTLE (230)              6  4 0
 8/10 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)      25  24  1 51.0   8/10 TEAM MARIO (598)          4  5 0
 9/ 9 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)    47  49  2 49.0   9/ 7 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)    3  1 0
10- 8 DREAMERS (142)           %1019 %1065 84 48.9  10-11 DARK ANGELS II (622)      3  6 0
11/11 HIGH JINKS (584)         127 136  8 48.3  11- 5 NIGHT STALKERS (616)      3  7 0
12-12 NIGHT STALKERS (616)      30  34  1 46.9  12/ 6 SWEET MAGIC (267)         3 12 0
13/13 CASTLE (230)             231 262 14 46.9  13-12 COUNTRY SUCKS (452)       2  0 0
14/15 SWEET MAGIC (267)        398 654 11 37.8  14/13 ERRATA (604)              2  2 0
15/17*WHO DA MAN? (623)          0   4  0  0.0  15/17*WHO DA MAN? (623)         0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  RIZTAB needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Uncool, NIGHT 
STALKERS.  I mean 0-0-0 is bad.  Will they will be allowed to fight?  I say use 'em 
for training practice!  Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, CASTLE!  'Cause 
they got 4-1-0 and moved up to 7th!  MVP award for ABYSSINIAN ASSASSIN?  ARENA 
FELINES' proud of her after beating COMRADE KULAK and getting 18 points.  Talk about 
yer big time losers!  RED KOOPA KID got smashed by LATIN RELOAD, and lost 15 points!  
INSIGHTFULL INGIE thinks hers 16-7-0 and studly character is good enough to face up 
to the Duelmaster.  Any bets?  And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's 
habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome INSIGHTFULL INGIE.  Aren't HIGH JINKS proud.  (Oh, 
my.) Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  CASTLE was 
RIZTAB's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Hhmph!  What kind of 
warriors are TRIPLE 6 MAFIA?  CASTLE, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't 
get them to accept an invitation!  Can SWEET MAGIC's ALOURSHIN be more popular than 
me?  She was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  People were asking me 
did HANG-TEN HARRY REALLY challenge SUGAR?  (all right, maybe they didn't, but it 
sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but SUGAR wants me to 
write about it since he was defeated by HANG-TEN HARRY.  Satisfied?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 INSIGHTFULL INGIE 6139       16   7  0   124       HIGH JINKS (584)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FELINE GRIN 5956             27   9  0   109       ARENA FELINES (177)
 ROBESPIERRE 3782             18  14  0    93       CASTLE (230)
-MARX 6125                    15  10  0    92       DREAMERS (142)
 LUIGI 6056                   12   8  1    92       TEAM MARIO (598)
-SHANIA TWAIN 4277             9   2  1    92       COUNTRY SUCKS (452)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WAR EAGLE 6320               21  10  3    89       DARK ANGELS II (622)
 CHIC SHEIK 6205               7   7  0    86       ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
-KANT 6038                    14  18  1    85       DREAMERS (142)
 AGGRANDIZIN ANNE 6196         9  10  0    83       HIGH JINKS (584)
 AUTUMN LEAVES 5975           18  26  1    81       SWEET MAGIC (267)
-LEXAYN 6365                  10   0  0    80       HANDS OF HADES (625)
 YOSHII 6061                   9   7  0    76       TEAM MARIO (598)
 ALOURSHIN 6126               15  12  1    74       SWEET MAGIC (267)
-SISSY I 6315                 12   5  1    74       DARK ANGELS II (622)
 FUZZY BUTT 6293               7   1  0    73       ARENA FELINES (177)
 SUGAR JANE 5948              12  36  0    72       SWEET MAGIC (267)
-HIPPY CHICK 6127             10   6  0    70       ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
 TILLERITA 6007               14  25  0    67       SWEET MAGIC (267)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-IANTHE 6364                   6   4  0    59       HANDS OF HADES (625)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TALA GOG 6066                10  22  0    52       SWEET MAGIC (267)
-MESCALINE MAN II 3815         6   4  0    52       TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)
-CHASM 6242                    9   4  0    51       NIGHT STALKERS (616)
 JEEZUS FREAK 3884            10  13  0    49       CASTLE (230)
 HANG-TEN HARRY 6324           5   3  0    48       HIGH JINKS (584)
-IOSUA 6366                    7   3  0    46       HANDS OF HADES (625)
 DOOZY 6266                    8   5  0    43       HIGH JINKS (584)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LATIN RELOAD 5566             7   7  0    42       CASTLE (230)
-BUDDHA 6231                   6   6  0    41       DREAMERS (142)
-SJURE 6363                    6   4  1    40       HANDS OF HADES (625)
-THALES 6286                   5   5  0    40       DREAMERS (142)
 SUGAR 6104                    4   2  0    36       ERRATA (604)
-FUNKY MONK 6295               5   2  0    35       ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JIMMY CRACKCORN 3827          5   4  0    33       TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)
-CANNABUS JR II 3813           5   5  0    32       TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)
-SHADOW 6245                   8   5  0    30       NIGHT STALKERS (616)
 MONKEY 6105                   3   2  0    29       ERRATA (604)
-BOGUS LA 6132                 3   5  0    29       ERRATA (604)
 BROTHER ZORT 6338             3   1  0    28       CULTS-R-US (624)
-NIGHT SHADE 6244              7   6  0    27       NIGHT STALKERS (616)
 SISTER X 6340                 4   0  0    27       CULTS-R-US (624)
-GHOST 6264                    6   6  1    25       NIGHT STALKERS (616)
-SILENT ANGEL 6310             5   5  1    25       DARK ANGELS II (622)
-RYE 6108                      3   1  1    25       ERRATA (604)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AVENGING ANGEL 6309           4   3  0    23       DARK ANGELS II (622)
 KILL BILL 6332                3   1  0    21       CASTLE (230)
 RED KOOPA KID 6280            5   4  0    20       TEAM MARIO (598)
 BROTHER ZERO 6341             3   1  0    20       CULTS-R-US (624)
 OVERDOSE 3908                 2   0  1    19       TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)
 ABYSSINIAN ASSASSIN 6348      1   1  0    19       ARENA FELINES (177)
-PLOTINUS 6357                 2   0  0    17       DREAMERS (142)
-XIU MEI 6367                  3   7  0    16       HANDS OF HADES (625)
-MARIO 6054                    3   5  0    14       TEAM MARIO (598)
 GANJA 3924                    1   2  0    13       TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)
-(1-4) BFS 6263                1   0  0    13       ERRATA (604)
 COMRADE KOOK 6339             2   2  0     8       CULTS-R-US (624)
 COMRADE KULAK 6342            2   2  0     8       CULTS-R-US (624)
 DIDO 6337                     1   2  0     5       CASTLE (230)
 LOSING IS FUN 6330            0   2  0     4       WHO DA MAN? (623)
 YODA MAN 6328                 0   2  0     4       WHO DA MAN? (623)
-NIGHTMARE 6343                0   2  0     2       DARK ANGELS II (622)
 MOLLY 6362                    0   2  0     2       HIGH JINKS (584)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
THUNDER CAT 6048      13  6 0 ARENA FELINES 177     LUIGI 6056            528 REVENGED
SPECTER 6352           0  1 0 NIGHT STALKERS 616    OVERDOSE 3908         530         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Sweet Magic -- If my challenge goes through against Alourshin this turn, I will have
fought each of your squad over the last five turns.  It's not that I have some
vendetta against you--I am just trying to tune up for the tourney so that I might be
successful.  Thanks for being there for me! -- Chic Sheik

Luigi -- Congrats on your second stint as Duelmaster!  Hopefully you'll trim your
moustache now--I won't be trimming my armpit hair though.... -- Hippy Chick

Ganja -- Too many hits aren't necessarily a good thing.  Slows down the reflexes and
such.  Though after a few lower body hits a pain relieving hit may be exactly what
you need. -- Brother Zero

Plotinus -- Least popular?!  Me?!  What sort of half-witted heathens were in the
crowd watching that fight anyway?  What's that?  Oh, I understand, the Shews were in
town. -- Comrade Kook

Comrade Kook -- Has anyone told you you're a bit of a Kook.  (comes natural, I guess)
It was heart warming to see what an exalted state I was able to help you to ascend
to.  I am proud, Not!!! -- Molly
P.S.  I know I don't smile much, but I have a good time just the same.

Buddha -- Forego the pleasures of riding the curl?  We can't all be sound.  We've got
to be the way we're made.  I shudder at the thought of the board which'd hold you,
you off-shore island, you. -- Hang-Ten Harry

Sugar -- Take your sweetness away from my presence.  You causes cavities. -- Doozy

Marx -- There's a Comrade on the lists.  You two should get along famously.  Or are
you more the Groucho type? -- Aggrandizin Anne

Kant -- I'm neat and I'm sweet, I'm a ding-dong treat, (takin notes Sugar?) and I out
audience most.  I've been adopted by a boozin crew what goes by the name of The
fools! (small f, big !) and, really, aren't the fools the underground's true majority
in any town? -- Insightfull got'em-on-my-side Ingie 

Fuzzy Butt -- (sneezing fiercely)  I'b allerchig do fuzz! -- Tillerita

Shania Twain -- Ah, jealous, are you?  Wish YOU were tall and shapely?  Too bad,
short stuff.  But remember, there ARE men around who like midgets. -- Autumn Leaves
P.S.  Somewhere.

Chic Sheik -- I wish you wouldn't do that.  Your costume jars on me. -- Sugar Jane

Feline Grin -- Golly, what big teeth you have! -- Alourshin

Sissy I -- If that isn't just LIKE an elf. -- Tala Gog

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

INSIGHTFULL INGIE devastated LUIGI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
CHIC SHEIK won victory over ALOURSHIN in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
HANG-TEN HARRY overcame SUGAR in a 1 minute Challenge match.
ABYSSINIAN ASSASSIN narrowly defeated COMRADE KULAK in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
MOLLY was overpowered by SISTER X in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FELINE GRIN viciously subdued LI KO THE CLUMSY in a popular 3 minute uneven brawl.
ROBESPIERRE beat AUTUMN LEAVES in a 3 minute master's brawl.
SUGAR JANE was overpowered by AGGRANDIZIN ANNE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
FUZZY BUTT vanquished TALA GOG in a 1 minute uneven duel.
YOSHII overpowered TILLERITA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
JEEZUS FREAK overpowered BROTHER ZERO in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
RED KOOPA KID was handily defeated by LATIN RELOAD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DOOZY devastated FRED THE UNREADY in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
MONKEY was luckily beaten by JIMMY CRACKCORN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory match.
GANJA overcame COMRADE KOOK in a 2 minute novice's conflict.
OVERDOSE vanquished YODA MAN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
LOSING IS FUN lost to KILL BILL in a 2 minute novice's fray.
DIDO was devastated by BROTHER ZORT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         LUNGING ATTACK    41 -  30 -  1      58  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  23 -  1      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        22 -  20 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-STRIKE      22 -  21 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   40 -  40 -  2      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  16 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     21 -  26 -  1      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -  27 -  0      41  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL     23 -  33 -  0      41  |

Turn 532 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  3         3  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  4                                       1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    INSIGHTFULL INGIE 6139     16   7  0  124 HIGH JINKS (584)
TOTAL PARRY      FELINE GRIN 5956           27   9  0  109 ARENA FELINES (177)
STRIKING ATTACK  LUIGI 6056                 12   8  1   92 TEAM MARIO (598)
BASHING ATTACK   YOSHII 6061                 9   7  0   76 TEAM MARIO (598)
PARRY-STRIKE     ALOURSHIN 6126             15  12  1   74 SWEET MAGIC (267)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LUIGI 6056.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
MONKEY 6105.  The ten other most popular fighters were ABYSSINIAN ASSASSIN 6348, 
JIMMY CRACKCORN 3827, GANJA 3924, ROBESPIERRE 3782, LATIN RELOAD 5566, SISTER X 6340, 
AGGRANDIZIN ANNE 6196, FUZZY BUTT 6293, KILL BILL 6332, and INSIGHTFULL INGIE 6139.

The least popular fighter this week was DIDO 6337.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were YODA MAN 6328, COMRADE KOOK 6339, RED KOOPA KID 6280, BROTHER ZERO 
6341, TILLERITA 6007, TALA GOG 6066, SUGAR JANE 5948, MOLLY 6362, COMRADE KULAK 6342, 
and SUGAR 6104.