DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/28/2005 Duedate: 01/10/2006
RIZTAB ARENA
DM-12 TURN-532
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
INSIGHTFULL INGIE
HIGH JINKS (584)
(12-6139) [16-7-0,124]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
INSIGHTFULL INGIE BROTHER ZORT
HIGH JINKS (584) CULTS-R-US (624)
(12-6139) [16-7-0,124] (12-6338) [3-1-0,28]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LUIGI MONKEY
TEAM MARIO (598) ERRATA (604)
(12-6056) [12-8-1,92] (12-6105) [3-2-0,29]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CULTS-R-US (624)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. HIGH JINKS (584) 57
2. CASTLE (230) 32 HANDS OF HADES (625)
3. TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424) 31 Unchartered Team
4. ARENA FELINES (177) 28
5. ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599) 8 CULTS-R-US (624)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*CULTS-R-US (624) 14 6 0 70.0 1/ 1*CULTS-R-US (624) 9 6 0
2/ 0 HANDS OF HADES (625) 32 18 1 64.0 2/ 2 ARENA FELINES (177) 8 1 0
3- 3 COUNTRY SUCKS (452) 9 6 1 60.0 3/ 4 HIGH JINKS (584) 8 7 0
4/ 5 ARENA FELINES (177) 747 532 66 58.4 4- 0 HANDS OF HADES (625) 7 3 0
5/ 4 ERRATA (604) 16 13 1 55.2 5- 3 DREAMERS (142) 7 3 0
6/ 6 TEAM MARIO (598) 43 36 2 54.4 6/ 8 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424) 7 5 1
7- 7 DARK ANGELS II (622) 78 71 8 52.3 7/ 9 CASTLE (230) 6 4 0
8/10 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424) 25 24 1 51.0 8/10 TEAM MARIO (598) 4 5 0
9/ 9 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599) 47 49 2 49.0 9/ 7 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599) 3 1 0
10- 8 DREAMERS (142) %1019 %1065 84 48.9 10-11 DARK ANGELS II (622) 3 6 0
11/11 HIGH JINKS (584) 127 136 8 48.3 11- 5 NIGHT STALKERS (616) 3 7 0
12-12 NIGHT STALKERS (616) 30 34 1 46.9 12/ 6 SWEET MAGIC (267) 3 12 0
13/13 CASTLE (230) 231 262 14 46.9 13-12 COUNTRY SUCKS (452) 2 0 0
14/15 SWEET MAGIC (267) 398 654 11 37.8 14/13 ERRATA (604) 2 2 0
15/17*WHO DA MAN? (623) 0 4 0 0.0 15/17*WHO DA MAN? (623) 0 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. RIZTAB needs a spyreport." Oh, well. Uncool, NIGHT
STALKERS. I mean 0-0-0 is bad. Will they will be allowed to fight? I say use 'em
for training practice! Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, CASTLE! 'Cause
they got 4-1-0 and moved up to 7th! MVP award for ABYSSINIAN ASSASSIN? ARENA
FELINES' proud of her after beating COMRADE KULAK and getting 18 points. Talk about
yer big time losers! RED KOOPA KID got smashed by LATIN RELOAD, and lost 15 points!
INSIGHTFULL INGIE thinks hers 16-7-0 and studly character is good enough to face up
to the Duelmaster. Any bets? And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's
habit of...(!) Oh well, welcome INSIGHTFULL INGIE. Aren't HIGH JINKS proud. (Oh,
my.) Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. CASTLE was
RIZTAB's most avoided team. Is there some award for that? Hhmph! What kind of
warriors are TRIPLE 6 MAFIA? CASTLE, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't
get them to accept an invitation! Can SWEET MAGIC's ALOURSHIN be more popular than
me? She was challenged the most, but is that really the same? People were asking me
did HANG-TEN HARRY REALLY challenge SUGAR? (all right, maybe they didn't, but it
sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but SUGAR wants me to
write about it since he was defeated by HANG-TEN HARRY. Satisfied?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Hey you guys, don't you think your
families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop. Its
been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
INSIGHTFULL INGIE 6139 16 7 0 124 HIGH JINKS (584)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FELINE GRIN 5956 27 9 0 109 ARENA FELINES (177)
ROBESPIERRE 3782 18 14 0 93 CASTLE (230)
-MARX 6125 15 10 0 92 DREAMERS (142)
LUIGI 6056 12 8 1 92 TEAM MARIO (598)
-SHANIA TWAIN 4277 9 2 1 92 COUNTRY SUCKS (452)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WAR EAGLE 6320 21 10 3 89 DARK ANGELS II (622)
CHIC SHEIK 6205 7 7 0 86 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
-KANT 6038 14 18 1 85 DREAMERS (142)
AGGRANDIZIN ANNE 6196 9 10 0 83 HIGH JINKS (584)
AUTUMN LEAVES 5975 18 26 1 81 SWEET MAGIC (267)
-LEXAYN 6365 10 0 0 80 HANDS OF HADES (625)
YOSHII 6061 9 7 0 76 TEAM MARIO (598)
ALOURSHIN 6126 15 12 1 74 SWEET MAGIC (267)
-SISSY I 6315 12 5 1 74 DARK ANGELS II (622)
FUZZY BUTT 6293 7 1 0 73 ARENA FELINES (177)
SUGAR JANE 5948 12 36 0 72 SWEET MAGIC (267)
-HIPPY CHICK 6127 10 6 0 70 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
TILLERITA 6007 14 25 0 67 SWEET MAGIC (267)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-IANTHE 6364 6 4 0 59 HANDS OF HADES (625)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TALA GOG 6066 10 22 0 52 SWEET MAGIC (267)
-MESCALINE MAN II 3815 6 4 0 52 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)
-CHASM 6242 9 4 0 51 NIGHT STALKERS (616)
JEEZUS FREAK 3884 10 13 0 49 CASTLE (230)
HANG-TEN HARRY 6324 5 3 0 48 HIGH JINKS (584)
-IOSUA 6366 7 3 0 46 HANDS OF HADES (625)
DOOZY 6266 8 5 0 43 HIGH JINKS (584)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LATIN RELOAD 5566 7 7 0 42 CASTLE (230)
-BUDDHA 6231 6 6 0 41 DREAMERS (142)
-SJURE 6363 6 4 1 40 HANDS OF HADES (625)
-THALES 6286 5 5 0 40 DREAMERS (142)
SUGAR 6104 4 2 0 36 ERRATA (604)
-FUNKY MONK 6295 5 2 0 35 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JIMMY CRACKCORN 3827 5 4 0 33 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)
-CANNABUS JR II 3813 5 5 0 32 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)
-SHADOW 6245 8 5 0 30 NIGHT STALKERS (616)
MONKEY 6105 3 2 0 29 ERRATA (604)
-BOGUS LA 6132 3 5 0 29 ERRATA (604)
BROTHER ZORT 6338 3 1 0 28 CULTS-R-US (624)
-NIGHT SHADE 6244 7 6 0 27 NIGHT STALKERS (616)
SISTER X 6340 4 0 0 27 CULTS-R-US (624)
-GHOST 6264 6 6 1 25 NIGHT STALKERS (616)
-SILENT ANGEL 6310 5 5 1 25 DARK ANGELS II (622)
-RYE 6108 3 1 1 25 ERRATA (604)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-AVENGING ANGEL 6309 4 3 0 23 DARK ANGELS II (622)
KILL BILL 6332 3 1 0 21 CASTLE (230)
RED KOOPA KID 6280 5 4 0 20 TEAM MARIO (598)
BROTHER ZERO 6341 3 1 0 20 CULTS-R-US (624)
OVERDOSE 3908 2 0 1 19 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)
ABYSSINIAN ASSASSIN 6348 1 1 0 19 ARENA FELINES (177)
-PLOTINUS 6357 2 0 0 17 DREAMERS (142)
-XIU MEI 6367 3 7 0 16 HANDS OF HADES (625)
-MARIO 6054 3 5 0 14 TEAM MARIO (598)
GANJA 3924 1 2 0 13 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)
-(1-4) BFS 6263 1 0 0 13 ERRATA (604)
COMRADE KOOK 6339 2 2 0 8 CULTS-R-US (624)
COMRADE KULAK 6342 2 2 0 8 CULTS-R-US (624)
DIDO 6337 1 2 0 5 CASTLE (230)
LOSING IS FUN 6330 0 2 0 4 WHO DA MAN? (623)
YODA MAN 6328 0 2 0 4 WHO DA MAN? (623)
-NIGHTMARE 6343 0 2 0 2 DARK ANGELS II (622)
MOLLY 6362 0 2 0 2 HIGH JINKS (584)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
THUNDER CAT 6048 13 6 0 ARENA FELINES 177 LUIGI 6056 528 REVENGED
SPECTER 6352 0 1 0 NIGHT STALKERS 616 OVERDOSE 3908 530
PERSONAL ADS
Sweet Magic -- If my challenge goes through against Alourshin this turn, I will have
fought each of your squad over the last five turns. It's not that I have some
vendetta against you--I am just trying to tune up for the tourney so that I might be
successful. Thanks for being there for me! -- Chic Sheik
Luigi -- Congrats on your second stint as Duelmaster! Hopefully you'll trim your
moustache now--I won't be trimming my armpit hair though.... -- Hippy Chick
Ganja -- Too many hits aren't necessarily a good thing. Slows down the reflexes and
such. Though after a few lower body hits a pain relieving hit may be exactly what
you need. -- Brother Zero
Plotinus -- Least popular?! Me?! What sort of half-witted heathens were in the
crowd watching that fight anyway? What's that? Oh, I understand, the Shews were in
town. -- Comrade Kook
Comrade Kook -- Has anyone told you you're a bit of a Kook. (comes natural, I guess)
It was heart warming to see what an exalted state I was able to help you to ascend
to. I am proud, Not!!! -- Molly
P.S. I know I don't smile much, but I have a good time just the same.
Buddha -- Forego the pleasures of riding the curl? We can't all be sound. We've got
to be the way we're made. I shudder at the thought of the board which'd hold you,
you off-shore island, you. -- Hang-Ten Harry
Sugar -- Take your sweetness away from my presence. You causes cavities. -- Doozy
Marx -- There's a Comrade on the lists. You two should get along famously. Or are
you more the Groucho type? -- Aggrandizin Anne
Kant -- I'm neat and I'm sweet, I'm a ding-dong treat, (takin notes Sugar?) and I out
audience most. I've been adopted by a boozin crew what goes by the name of The
fools! (small f, big !) and, really, aren't the fools the underground's true majority
in any town? -- Insightfull got'em-on-my-side Ingie
Fuzzy Butt -- (sneezing fiercely) I'b allerchig do fuzz! -- Tillerita
Shania Twain -- Ah, jealous, are you? Wish YOU were tall and shapely? Too bad,
short stuff. But remember, there ARE men around who like midgets. -- Autumn Leaves
P.S. Somewhere.
Chic Sheik -- I wish you wouldn't do that. Your costume jars on me. -- Sugar Jane
Feline Grin -- Golly, what big teeth you have! -- Alourshin
Sissy I -- If that isn't just LIKE an elf. -- Tala Gog
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
INSIGHTFULL INGIE devastated LUIGI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
CHIC SHEIK won victory over ALOURSHIN in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
HANG-TEN HARRY overcame SUGAR in a 1 minute Challenge match.
ABYSSINIAN ASSASSIN narrowly defeated COMRADE KULAK in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
MOLLY was overpowered by SISTER X in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FELINE GRIN viciously subdued LI KO THE CLUMSY in a popular 3 minute uneven brawl.
ROBESPIERRE beat AUTUMN LEAVES in a 3 minute master's brawl.
SUGAR JANE was overpowered by AGGRANDIZIN ANNE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
FUZZY BUTT vanquished TALA GOG in a 1 minute uneven duel.
YOSHII overpowered TILLERITA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
JEEZUS FREAK overpowered BROTHER ZERO in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
RED KOOPA KID was handily defeated by LATIN RELOAD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DOOZY devastated FRED THE UNREADY in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
MONKEY was luckily beaten by JIMMY CRACKCORN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory match.
GANJA overcame COMRADE KOOK in a 2 minute novice's conflict.
OVERDOSE vanquished YODA MAN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
LOSING IS FUN lost to KILL BILL in a 2 minute novice's fray.
DIDO was devastated by BROTHER ZORT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 4 - 0 69 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 41 - 30 - 1 58 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 BASHING ATTACK 27 - 23 - 1 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 AIMED BLOW 22 - 20 - 1 52 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 22 - 21 - 0 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 40 - 40 - 2 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 16 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 21 - 26 - 1 45 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 19 - 27 - 0 41 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 WALL OF STEEL 23 - 33 - 0 41 |
Turn 532 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 4 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE INSIGHTFULL INGIE 6139 16 7 0 124 HIGH JINKS (584)
TOTAL PARRY FELINE GRIN 5956 27 9 0 109 ARENA FELINES (177)
STRIKING ATTACK LUIGI 6056 12 8 1 92 TEAM MARIO (598)
BASHING ATTACK YOSHII 6061 9 7 0 76 TEAM MARIO (598)
PARRY-STRIKE ALOURSHIN 6126 15 12 1 74 SWEET MAGIC (267)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LUIGI 6056. The most popular warrior this turn was
MONKEY 6105. The ten other most popular fighters were ABYSSINIAN ASSASSIN 6348,
JIMMY CRACKCORN 3827, GANJA 3924, ROBESPIERRE 3782, LATIN RELOAD 5566, SISTER X 6340,
AGGRANDIZIN ANNE 6196, FUZZY BUTT 6293, KILL BILL 6332, and INSIGHTFULL INGIE 6139.
The least popular fighter this week was DIDO 6337. The other ten least popular
fighters were YODA MAN 6328, COMRADE KOOK 6339, RED KOOPA KID 6280, BROTHER ZERO
6341, TILLERITA 6007, TALA GOG 6066, SUGAR JANE 5948, MOLLY 6362, COMRADE KULAK 6342,
and SUGAR 6104.