DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/08/2006 Duedate: 03/21/2006
RIZTAB ARENA
DM-12 TURN-537
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CHIC SHEIK
ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
(12-6205) [11-7-0,130]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TILLERITA LOSING IS FUN
SWEET MAGIC (267) WHO DA MAN? (623)
(12-6007) [18-26-0,141] (12-6330) [5-2-0,51]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ALOURSHIN ALOURSHIN
SWEET MAGIC (267) SWEET MAGIC (267)
(12-6126) [16-16-1,82] (12-6126) [16-16-1,82]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CULTS-R-US (624) 47
2. HIGH JINKS (584) 28 ARENA FELINES (177)
3. SWEET MAGIC (267) 26 Unchartered Team
4. ROGUES' GALLERY (345) 25
5. MARVEL HEROES (147) 22 BULBS (603)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BULBS (603) 11 7 1 61.1 1/ 4 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599) 8 5 1
2/ 2 ARENA FELINES (177) 755 536 67 58.5 2/ 5*BULBS (603) 8 6 0
3/ 4*CULTS-R-US (624) 25 20 1 55.6 3/ 1 DREAMERS (142) 8 7 0
4/ 0 MARVEL HEROES (147) 214 188 11 53.2 4/ 2 HIGH JINKS (584) 8 7 0
5/ 3 TEAM MARIO (598) 50 44 2 53.2 5/ 6 SWEET MAGIC (267) 7 8 0
6/ 5 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599) 56 54 3 50.9 6/ 9*CULTS-R-US (624) 6 9 1
7/ 6 DREAMERS (142) %1035 %1073 84 49.1 7/ 3 ARENA FELINES (177) 5 3 1
8- 7 DARK ANGELS II (622) 79 84 8 48.5 8/ 0 MARVEL HEROES (147) 3 1 0
9/ 8 HIGH JINKS (584) 139 149 8 48.3 9-11 CASTLE (230) 3 2 1
10- 9*THE ABYSSMALS (458) 10 11 0 47.6 10/ 8*WHO DA MAN? (623) 3 3 0
11-10 CASTLE (230) 234 264 15 47.0 11/ 7 TEAM MARIO (598) 2 7 0
12/11 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424) 30 39 1 43.5 12/10 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424) 2 9 0
13/12*WHO DA MAN? (623) 6 8 0 42.9 13/ 0*ROGUES' GALLERY (345) 1 1 0
14/13 SWEET MAGIC (267) 408 669 11 37.9 14-12*THE ABYSSMALS (458) 1 2 0
15/ 0*ROGUES' GALLERY (345) 1 2 0 33.3 15-14 DARK ANGELS II (622) 0 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.
I doubt RIZTAB will ever be the same. It seems the training can make the difference,
as DREAMERS is pushed out of top team by ALL HALLOW'S EVE, who came from 4th with a
2-3-0 this turn. Now keep the taverns open late tonight, for there are sorrows to
drown for ARENA FELINES, whose 1-2-1 this turn dropped them by 4 into 7th. ALL
HALLOW'S EVE stable has parlayed this turn's 2-3-0 into a 3 space move up the
rankings. This brings them up to 1st place. Good work, guys! The CULTS-R-US guild
has had a 4-1-1 turn and deserves to be watched in the future. You never know where
this kind of thing can lead. And let's see, TILLERITA fought FELINE GRIN and gained
22 points and contributed to SWEET MAGIC's 2-3-0. BUDDHA has lost to AGGRANDIZIN
ANNE, falling 7 points, while helping make DREAMERS a 3-2-0 turn. This week's
Duelmaster bout was between FUZZY BUTT and our Duelmaster CHIC SHEIK, making a
challenge. The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and CHIC SHEIK
remains RIZTAB's top warrior for another turn. By the way, was that our Duelmaster
that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The Dripping Blade?
I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling. A basher
friend of mine assures me this is true. CULTS-R-US has cause to stand tall, as they
were RIZTAB's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to beat. And
avoiding CULTS-R-US more than any other team we find BULBS. RIZTAB, are we going to
accept, or respect this sort of thing? Well, sports fans, take notice that 10 WATT
from BULBS was RIZTAB's most challenged warrior this turn.
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to
be true. DREAMERS made what looks to be a tough decision this turn, as they sent
MARX, with a record of 18-11-0, to MARX death. Farewell, his. DREAMERS has some
questions to answer. Like 'why did you kill your fighter, MARX, who had a record of
18-11-0?' The Dripping Blade declares a free round for HALE BOPPER and all of
CULTS-R-US, for having revenged BULBS' 10 WATT for killing one of their comrades.
Kudos go out to BROTHER ZORT this turn, for revenging CULTS-R-US' bloodfeud against
ALL HALLOW'S EVE's warrior TWISTED CLOWN. Well done. We'd like to remind certain
teams not to rob the graves of their enemies. You know who you are; and it's
considered rude.
Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe. Dare
to fight bravely. Well, I'm burning daylight here in RIZTAB and I've a long road
ahead of me. Happy Trails. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHIC SHEIK 6205 11 7 0 130 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TILLERITA 6007 18 26 0 141 SWEET MAGIC (267)
FELINE GRIN 5956 29 12 0 109 ARENA FELINES (177)
KANT 6038 17 20 1 103 DREAMERS (142)
BANSHEE 5395 15 6 0 103 MARVEL HEROES (147)
THALES 6286 10 5 0 97 DREAMERS (142)
FUZZY BUTT 6293 11 2 0 91 ARENA FELINES (177)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NICK FURY 5413 15 6 0 90 MARVEL HEROES (147)
YOSHII 6061 12 9 0 90 TEAM MARIO (598)
-WAR EAGLE 6320 22 12 3 89 DARK ANGELS II (622)
AUTUMN LEAVES 5975 19 30 1 88 SWEET MAGIC (267)
SUGAR JANE 5948 13 40 0 87 SWEET MAGIC (267)
ALOURSHIN 6126 16 16 1 82 SWEET MAGIC (267)
-SISSY I 6315 12 8 1 80 DARK ANGELS II (622)
-ROBESPIERRE 3782 18 15 0 79 CASTLE (230)
AGGRANDIZIN ANNE 6196 11 13 0 75 HIGH JINKS (584)
HIPPY CHICK 6127 10 7 0 67 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HANG-TEN HARRY 6324 8 5 0 65 HIGH JINKS (584)
TALA GOG 6066 13 24 0 63 SWEET MAGIC (267)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JEEZUS FREAK 3884 11 13 0 57 CASTLE (230)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FUNKY MONK 6295 7 3 0 55 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
BUDDHA 6231 10 7 0 51 DREAMERS (142)
LOSING IS FUN 6330 5 2 0 51 WHO DA MAN? (623)
-LATIN RELOAD 5566 8 7 0 49 CASTLE (230)
HAWKEYE 5655 7 5 0 47 MARVEL HEROES (147)
SISTER X 6340 6 3 0 44 CULTS-R-US (624)
H.P. SODIUM 6103 4 0 0 41 BULBS (603)
COMRADE KOOK 6339 6 3 1 38 CULTS-R-US (624)
-CANNABUS JR II 3813 6 7 0 36 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JIMMY CRACKCORN 3827 6 7 0 33 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)
MAVERICK 5654 5 7 1 31 MARVEL HEROES (147)
-OVERDOSE 3908 4 2 1 31 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)
HALE BOPPER 6375 1 1 0 29 CULTS-R-US (624)
HAL EYED 6101 2 2 0 27 BULBS (603)
RED KOOPA KID 6280 6 8 0 26 TEAM MARIO (598)
BROTHER ZERO 6341 5 4 0 26 CULTS-R-US (624)
BROTHER ZORT 6338 5 4 0 25 CULTS-R-US (624)
ABYSSINIAN ASSASSIN 6348 3 1 1 24 ARENA FELINES (177)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOLLY 6362 2 5 0 22 HIGH JINKS (584)
10 WATT 6102 3 1 1 20 BULBS (603)
UGLY EDDIE 6370 3 1 0 19 HIGH JINKS (584)
-GANJA 3924 2 5 0 17 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)
-BARATHRUM 4361 3 3 0 15 THE ABYSSMALS (458)
-ACHERONIAN 4363 2 2 0 15 THE ABYSSMALS (458)
-MARIO 6054 3 5 0 14 TEAM MARIO (598)
TWISTED CLOWN 6360 2 1 1 14 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
5 WATT 6099 2 2 0 14 BULBS (603)
-KILL BILL 6332 3 2 0 13 CASTLE (230)
-DIDO 6337 2 2 1 11 CASTLE (230)
-SCDYSIAST 4409 2 1 0 11 THE ABYSSMALS (458)
YODA MAN 6328 1 6 0 11 WHO DA MAN? (623)
-DEADLOCK 4365 1 2 0 10 THE ABYSSMALS (458)
KYRA 3018 1 0 0 10 ROGUES' GALLERY (345)
-CALLITHUMP 4364 2 2 0 8 THE ABYSSMALS (458)
HUME 6376 1 1 0 6 DREAMERS (142)
BOWSER 6356 0 1 0 1 TEAM MARIO (598)
BIG-JOB BOB 6392 0 1 0 1 HIGH JINKS (584)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BIG BAD WOLF 6378 1 1 0 ALL HALLOW'S EVE 599 COMRADE KOOK 6339 537
3 WATT 6100 0 2 0 BULBS 603 DIDO 6337 536
COMRADE KULAK 6342 2 3 0 CULTS-R-US 624 10 WATT 6102 533 JUST REV
STOCKHOLM PATTY 6371 0 2 0 CULTS-R-US 624 TWISTED CLOWN 6360 535 JUST REV
MARX 6125 18 12 0 DREAMERS 142 HEZDLAT THE GIANT 494 537 NONE
DA #9 3221 0 1 0 ROGUES' GALLERY 345 ARENAMASTER RILLI 496 537 NONE
LUCID LINDA 6391 0 1 0 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA 424 ABYSSINIAN ASSAS 6348 537
PERSONAL ADS
Buddha -- It seemed only sporting I should give you the chance to beat up my entire
team on consecutive turns. I plan on giving 10 Watt the same opportunity. (mumble
grumble [bleep].... I had that mumble grumble [bleep] won....) -- Brother Zero
Ugly Eddie -- You fool! You buffoon! You thought you could surpass me, you thought
you could triumph, but you, you poor dilapidated artichoke faced man, underestimated
my absurdity, my complete lack of meaning. I AM the least popular! No one could
dare to do less. I win the least competent, the most ridiculous, the greatest waste
of viewership ever seen! I am the most least, I win, I win, I win, pbblltt!!!.......
-- Hale Bopper
All -- Geez, that was a stupid desperation strat. Oh well, on the plus side I've
never seen anyone break a large shield with an epee before. -- Jondeaux
Yoda Man -- I'm still standing here too, sugar. See you in June. (just kidding) --
Molly
P.S. Back by popular uproar...The Battle of the Really Bad Too...bad. (sometimes
you just get it right) All of three unhistorical minutes. If you missed it, many
pardons. Upon short notice of the match posters were only set-out in certain
districts. J
Hale Bopper -- Teachings like that from just your first fight will get you that "Big"
label post-haste. -- Ugly Eddie
Alourshin -- Tail-spin, flying-blind, I must've been got my engine stuck in reverse.
From here on down it's uphill all the way. -- Aggrandizin Anne
Autumn Leaves -- I lost...I don't lose much, you know. I'm the bright member...vera
sharp. Feels weird. Like bald all over, like. -- Hang-Ten Harry
Feline Grin -- Though I were to try my darnedest, there is NO WAY I could grin that
widely, and if I *did*, well, probably my cheeks would freeze that way just like my
mother used to say, or else I'd get cheek cramps, a horrid thought. And YOU might
get cramps, too, but I think your face has ALREADY frozen. So I just, er, carved a
little off so you could relax? -- Tillrita the helpful
Cannabus Jr II -- Hmm, an intriguing name to disentangle. A small bus for canna
lilies? Or does it divide into Can Nab Us, and you're a practicing kidnapper, or,
possibly, kidnappee? And I haven't even begun to contemplate the esoteric aspects.
-- Tala Gog
Marx -- Well, heck. I thought you were a "share the wealth" type, you know, "from
the most able to the most needy" sort of thing. And it was clear that you were the
most able on the sands, and I was by definition, then, the most needy, but did *I*
get any skills? As if! -- Sugar Jane
Hang-Ten Harry -- I'm so sorry that your unfortunate experience with those thugs in
the alley resulted in this disability. But they may actually have thought they were
doing you a favor by hanging you from ten cords, one around each finger and thumb.
If they have misinterpreted some esoteric reference, well, you can hardly blame them
for that. Alley Thugs are not "into" esoterica. -- Autumn Leaves
P.S. But I'm into winning, and if your painful fingers give me the opening, count on
me to seize it.
Aggrandizin Anne -- You DID ask for that, you know. All that "flashy blurs of
motion" stuff. You can't do that kind of thing and expect me NOT to go for the
knees! -- Alourshin
Hang-Ten Harry -- Be careful you don't get rated "dead," boy. -- Tala Gog
Ghost of Comrade Kulak -- Well...okay, I'll compromise. Riztabinators for the high-
class, big shot types. Riztablets for the ordinary Shew in the street. -- Jorja
Comrade Kook -- Good try old buddy, just wasn't in the cards. -- 10 Watt
Funky Monk -- Well done, I must sharpen up my skills. -- Hal Eyed
Ganja -- Sometimes a plan just plain don't work. Good shot, but I can be rather
bright! -- H.P. Sodium
Dido -- Thanks for cleaning up that mess. -- Barnabas
BBW -- Never liked you in the story book either. -- 5 Watt
Lady Protector Insightfull Ingie -- There will be a slight fee for chipping our Stone
Golem. Those things are expensive, you know! -- Arenamaster Rillion
Lord Protector Marx -- They tell me it would be wholly inappropriate and elitist to
single you out for a prize, which is very convenient, since there are no prizes to
offer. -- Arenamaster Rillion
22 February 2006
The Olympics have arrived!
The Mordanti Olympics, having been gone for six years, have returned to the Mordanti
Alliance, sponsored by Amicitia Primoris. Teams have competed against each other for
recognition and notoriety four times in the past. It is far past time for the fifth
Mordanti Olympics to be held. The Mordanti Olympics shall be held in the Mordant
arena (DM-1) from May 1st (T544) through Oct 30 (T557). There will be a
'registration period' lasting until T543, where teams will be allowed to register by
activating in Mordant and declaring their participation in the personals. Rules will
be posted in the Mordant arena (DM-1) newsletter no later than T543, but shall be
available online before then. An announcement will be made as to where they will be
posted. Prizes will be awarded to the winners.
Lord Xiang
Amicitia Primoris
amicitia@gwi.net
http://amicitiaprimoris.gotdns.com
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MARX was dealt death by HEZDLAT THE GIANT in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA #9 was butchered by ARENAMASTER RILLION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BROTHER ZORT savagely defeated TWISTED CLOWN in a 2 minute brutal Bloodfeud melee.
HALE BOPPER luckily beat 10 WATT in a 4 minute amateur's Bloodfeud duel.
CHIC SHEIK overpowered FUZZY BUTT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title match.
FELINE GRIN was devastated by TILLERITA in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HIPPY CHICK was viciously subdued by SUGAR JANE in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
YODA MAN was viciously subdued by 5 WATT in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
BIG BAD WOLF was assassinated by COMRADE KOOK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
KANT luckily beat YOSHII in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
BANSHEE handily defeated AUTUMN LEAVES in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THALES demolished HANG-TEN HARRY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
NICK FURY unbelievably bested ALOURSHIN in a exciting 6 minute veteran's contest.
TALA GOG was beaten by FUNKY MONK in a popular 4 minute gruesome mismatched conflict.
AGGRANDIZIN ANNE overpowered BUDDHA in a 2 minute gruesome uneven struggle.
HAWKEYE beat HAL EYED in a 1 minute brawl.
LOSING IS FUN devastated BROTHER ZERO in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SISTER X overpowered RED KOOPA KID in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
H.P. SODIUM defeated MAVERICK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
MOLLY devastated SIBATA THE THIEF in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
ABYSSINIAN ASSASSIN dispatched LUCID LINDA in a action packed 1 minute novice's match.
UGLY EDDIE vanquished SIBATA THE THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
HUME defeated BOWSER in a 2 minute novice's match.
KYRA overpowered BIG-JOB BOB in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 BASHING ATTACK 32 - 21 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 6 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 6 - 0 57 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 40 - 34 - 3 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 LUNGING ATTACK 35 - 32 - 2 52 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 19 - 22 - 0 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 16 - 1 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 21 - 27 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 WALL OF STEEL 25 - 33 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 AIMED BLOW 16 - 22 - 1 42 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-STRIKE 14 - 20 - 0 41 |
Turn 537 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 3 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 5 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK CHIC SHEIK 6205 11 7 0 130 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
TOTAL PARRY FELINE GRIN 5956 29 12 0 109 ARENA FELINES (177)
SLASHING ATTACK BANSHEE 5395 15 6 0 103 MARVEL HEROES (147)
PARRY-LUNGE THALES 6286 10 5 0 97 DREAMERS (142)
BASHING ATTACK FUZZY BUTT 6293 11 2 0 91 ARENA FELINES (177)
STRIKING ATTACK HANG-TEN HARRY 6324 8 5 0 65 HIGH JINKS (584)
WALL OF STEEL BUDDHA 6231 10 7 0 51 DREAMERS (142)
AIMED BLOW HAWKEYE 5655 7 5 0 47 MARVEL HEROES (147)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ALOURSHIN 6126. The most popular warrior this turn
was ALOURSHIN 6126. The ten other most popular fighters were TILLERITA 6007, TALA
GOG 6066, SUGAR JANE 5948, 10 WATT 6102, NICK FURY 5413, SISTER X 6340, ABYSSINIAN
ASSASSIN 6348, BROTHER ZORT 6338, TWISTED CLOWN 6360, and 5 WATT 6099.
The least popular fighter this week was BIG-JOB BOB 6392. The other ten least
popular fighters were RED KOOPA KID 6280, BROTHER ZERO 6341, BUDDHA 6231, HANG-TEN
HARRY 6324, AUTUMN LEAVES 5975, BIG BAD WOLF 6378, YODA MAN 6328, HALE BOPPER 6375,
DA #9 3221, and BOWSER 6356.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
FELINE GRIN (12-5956) ARENA FELINES (177)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
MARX (12-6125) DREAMERS (142)