DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/03/2006    Duedate: 05/16/2006

RIZTAB ARENA

DM-12    TURN-541

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

AGGRANDIZIN ANNE
HIGH JINKS (584)
(12-6196) [14-14-1,135]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

AGGRANDIZIN ANNE               WUSTHOF
HIGH JINKS (584)               SIMON SEZ SLASH? (602)
(12-6196) [14-14-1,135]        (12-6098) [8-0-1,102]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ALOURSHIN                      SORAK
SWEET MAGIC (267)              FORCE OF FIVE (586)
(12-6126) [19-17-1,103]        (12-5918) [9-3-0,77]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HIGH JINKS (584)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DREAMERS (142)              42
2. STEEL THUNDER (630)         41      ARENA FELINES (177)
3. FORCE OF FIVE (586)         30      Unchartered Team
4. ARENA FELINES (177)         20
5. TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)        19      SIMON SEZ SLASH? (602)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*SIMON SEZ SLASH? (602)     8   0  1  100   1/ 1 HIGH JINKS (584)          8  6 2
 2- 2 THE NORTH (554)            9   5  1 64.3   2/ 2 CULTS-R-US (624)          8  7 0
 3/ 3 ARENA FELINES (177)      760 539 67 58.5   3/ 5 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)      7  4 0
 4/ 4 ERRATA (604)              20  15  1 57.1   4/ 6 FORCE OF FIVE (586)       7  6 0
 5/ 5 CULTS-R-US (624)          35  30  1 53.8   5/ 4 MARVEL HEROES (147)       6  4 0
 6/ 6 MARVEL HEROES (147)      223 193 11 53.6   6/ 3 DREAMERS (142)            5  4 0
 7- 7 TEAM MARIO (598)          52  46  3 53.1   7/ 9 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)    5  5 0
 8/ 8 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)    61  59  3 50.8   8/ 7 SWEET MAGIC (267)         5 10 0
 9/ 0 HOUNDS OF HELL (596)      43  42  2 50.6   9/11*SIMON SEZ SLASH? (602)    3  0 0
10/10 FORCE OF FIVE (586)       29  29  1 50.0  10/ 8 ARENA FELINES (177)       3  3 0
11/ 9 DREAMERS (142)           %1043 %1079 84 49.2  11/13*HAWK'S NEST (628)         3  7 1
12/11 HIGH JINKS (584)         150 157 10 48.9  12-10 THE NORTH (554)           2  0 0
13/12 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)      37  43  1 46.3  13/15 ERRATA (604)              2  2 0
14/15 STEEL THUNDER (630)       51  84  7 37.8  14/16 STEEL THUNDER (630)       2  8 0
15/14 SWEET MAGIC (267)        414 683 11 37.7  15-14 SUPERIOR FORCES 22 (506)  1  0 0
16-16*WHO DA MAN? (623)          6  12  0 33.3  16-12 TEAM MARIO (598)          1  1 1
17-17 SUPERIOR FORCES 22 (506)  29  66  2 30.5  17/ 0 HOUNDS OF HELL (596)      1  1 0
18/13*HAWK'S NEST (628)          3   7  1 30.0  18-17*WHO DA MAN? (623)         0  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 540): DJESEE of THE MONGOLOIDS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 540): AGGRANDIZIN ANNE of HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 534): MEAT GRINDER of MEAT MARKET (?, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 536): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 534): MAXIMUS of HEROESANDFOUNDONES (The Judge, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 532): JILL OPPY of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 266): CAM SHAFT of OTTO'S MECHANICS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 525): ACCO of CROC FILES (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 264): BUSTER BUNNY of LOONY TOONS (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 522): GRETH of RILL'S GCSC2 (Rillion, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 520): LIONESS of DARK TOADS II (TigToad, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 511): BUMP 'N' JUMP of FLIPPERS ARCADE (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 473): TIRRAJ of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 241): HOT LIPS of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 236): WHITE SETTLER of NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (Maximillian)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 223): YAIWE of DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 401): TOE of GET (JE, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 380): SCYTHE of BLADES OF TERROR (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 366): KARELLO of LETHAL HERITAGE (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 171): APPLE DANISH of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAIYLA KIV (turn 337): CAT STEVENS of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 334): SHORT ROCK of SAND DANCERS (Lorana, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 321): REDD of THE LEGENDS (Loch Ness, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 426): NIGHTFALL of DARKLINGS from DAIYLA KIV (Mila, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 540): SOLITAIRE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 540): HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 534): DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft West, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 536): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 534): HEROESANDFOUNDONES (The Judge, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 532): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 266): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 525): CROC FILES (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 264): none
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 522): PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 520): SACKETT'S & CO. (Barnabas, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 511): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 473): THE FIVE RONIN (Bones, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 241): A DEAL'S A DEAL (Applejack, mgr.)
 DM  47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 236): OLD HABITS (Father O'Malley, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 223): DRUID'S GROVE (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 401): GET (JE, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 380): BLADES OF TERROR (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 366): SAND DANCERS (Lani, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 171): FAMILY JEWELS (Gem Genius, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAIYLA KIV (turn 337): SAND DANCERS (Olinda, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 334): HUE AND CRY (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 321): THE LEGENDS (Loch Ness, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 426): MEOW MIX, etc. (Ultraist, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 266): MR. CHOMP CHOMP of THE PENTARCHY (Le
                                         Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 524): MOLLY of CROC FILES (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 264): NINJATO of SAMURAI KIDS II (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
                   (turn 263): BRILLIANT ORANGE of UNFIT TO BE ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 520): CLINCH of SACKETT'S & CO. (Barnabas, mgr.)
                       (turn 519): KID RODELO of SACKETT'S & CO. (Barnabas, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 511): HUCKLE CAT of BUSY, BUSYTOWN (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 235): BOMBADIL of FREEDONIA (Mr. Snarky, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Chic Sheik -- Training...is everything. (unrequited retribution kin add to the
spice, too)  So! ...let's hear it for dipsy-doodling, and underwater canoodling.
Feel free to not look for your title anytime soon.  Remember, don't put off until
tomorrow what can be put off until...the day-after tomorrow.  Ar Ar Ar. --
Aggrandizin Anne, Duelmistress

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
RIZTAB.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  It was 
a tough week for TEAM MARIO, to drop 4 places in the rankings.  Advancing in the 
rankings was MARVEL HEROES who went from last turn's 219-192-11, to this week's 
record of 223-193-11.  Hey everybody, watch out for THALES, who flew up 24 points in 
the rankings after mashing ASTRO ASSASSIN like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  
And falling like a basher in the top ten was ASTRO ASSASSIN, who dropped 25 points 
after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with THALES.  Drawing on all of his 
experience as a 19-20-1 warrior, KANT went for the Duelmastership against AGGRANDIZIN 
ANNE this week.  Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was 
DREAMERS' KANT, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by AGGRANDIZIN ANNE.  Can 
you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Did you hear that MARVEL HEROES was most 
avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal hygiene of MARVEL HEROES' 
warriors, I'm not surprised!  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch FORCE OF FIVE's 
act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from MARVEL 
HEROES.  Well just about everybody wants a piece of MOLLY, who was this week's most 
challenged warrior.  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, MONKEY went after 
TILLERITA, who was higher by 21 points.  Well, when the dust settled, MONKEY was 
defeated by TILLERITA.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Big deal, so HIPPY CHICK got mashed in the Dark Arena.  
With hers face she was more at home with the trolls than with us. (Waka waka).  In 
the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' category, ABYSSINIAN ASSASSIN was  mashed by CANNABUS 
JR II, who let ABYSSINIAN ASSASSIN know that killing members of TRIPLE 6 MAFIA is a 
no-no.  Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time is a very important 
step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AGGRANDIZIN ANNE 6196        14  14  1   135       HIGH JINKS (584)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FUZZY BUTT 6293              14   2  0   113       ARENA FELINES (177)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KANT 6038                    19  21  1   109       DREAMERS (142)
 SCOOBY DOOM 6021             11   4  1   104       HOUNDS OF HELL (596)
 ALOURSHIN 6126               19  17  1   103       SWEET MAGIC (267)
 WUSTHOF 6098                  8   0  1   102       SIMON SEZ SLASH? (602)
-ALEX SCHIMMELFENNIG 5748      9   4  1   100       THE NORTH (554)
 AUTUMN LEAVES 5975           20  33  1    94       SWEET MAGIC (267)
 THALES 6286                  11   7  0    94       DREAMERS (142)
 SISTER X 6340                10   3  0    91       CULTS-R-US (624)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-G.I.I.L. 5155                16  15  0    90       SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (506)
 NICK FURY 5413               16   8  0    90       MARVEL HEROES (147)
-CHIC SHEIK 6205              12   8  0    90       ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
 TILLERITA 6007               19  29  0    86       SWEET MAGIC (267)
 HANG-TEN HARRY 6324          10   7  0    84       HIGH JINKS (584)
 SUGAR JANE 5948              13  44  0    83       SWEET MAGIC (267)
-BARBARIAN 4783                4  34  0    82       SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (506)
 ASTRO ASSASSIN 6047          10   4  1    81       HOUNDS OF HELL (596)
 SORAK 5918                    9   3  0    77       FORCE OF FIVE (586)
 TALA GOG 6066                14  27  0    70       SWEET MAGIC (267)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CANNABUS JR II 3813           9   7  0    66       TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)
 BUDDHA 6231                  12   8  0    62       DREAMERS (142)
 CAELUM 5916                  10   2  0    62       FORCE OF FIVE (586)
 MONKEY 6105                   5   3  0    62       ERRATA (604)
 MAVERICK 5654                 7   8  1    57       MARVEL HEROES (147)
 OVERDOSE 3908                 6   3  1    57       TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUGAR 6104                    6   3  0    56       ERRATA (604)
 BROTHER ZORT 6338             8   5  0    53       CULTS-R-US (624)
 KALEN 6418                    8   4  0    50       STEEL THUNDER (630)
-FUNKY MONK 6295               8   4  0    45       ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
-LOSING IS FUN 6330            5   4  0    39       WHO DA MAN? (623)
 HAWKEYE 5655                  8   7  0    37       MARVEL HEROES (147)
 JIMMY CRACKCORN 3827          7   8  0    37       TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)
 BROTHER ZERO 6341             6   7  0    36       CULTS-R-US (624)
 COMRADE KOOK 6339             8   5  1    35       CULTS-R-US (624)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WILSIE 5415                   4   1  0    33       SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (506)
 SCARHEART 5914                4   8  0    33       FORCE OF FIVE (586)
-RED KOOPA KID 6280            6   9  0    31       TEAM MARIO (598)
-BOGUS LA 6132                 3   5  0    29       ERRATA (604)
 HUME 6376                     4   1  0    28       DREAMERS (142)
-CRAZED CLIFFORD 6140          5   2  0    27       HOUNDS OF HELL (596)
 TWISTED CLOWN 6360            4   2  1    27       ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
 ABYSSINIAN ASSASSIN 6348      3   2  1    25       ARENA FELINES (177)
-RYE 6108                      3   1  1    25       ERRATA (604)
 KRANKYKARL 6406               3   0  1    25       HIGH JINKS (584)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOLLY 6362                    4   7  0    23       HIGH JINKS (584)
 THARG 6415                    4   6  2    20       STEEL THUNDER (630)
 BLADESONG 6453                1   0  0    20       STEEL THUNDER (630)
 UGLY EDDIE 6370               4   3  0    15       HIGH JINKS (584)
-MARIO 6054                    3   5  0    14       TEAM MARIO (598)
 SILVER-SURFER 6439            2   0  0    13       MARVEL HEROES (147)
-(1-4) BFS 6263                1   0  0    13       ERRATA (604)
-YODA MAN 6328                 1   8  0    13       WHO DA MAN? (623)
 DRUNK 6393                    1   1  0    12       TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)
 SHE-HULK 6438                 2   0  0    11       MARVEL HEROES (147)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WARIO 6409                    1   0  1    11       TEAM MARIO (598)
-NON-FACTOR 5519               1   0  0    11       SUPERIOR FORCES 22T (506)
 TOM 6407                      1   0  0     9       ARENA FELINES (177)
 ORIN 6443                     1   0  0     8       HAWK'S NEST (628)
 HALE BOPPER 6375              1   5  0     8       CULTS-R-US (624)
 AGIS 6449                     1   0  0     7       FORCE OF FIVE (586)
 HEAVY MEATAL HERO 6410        1   1  0     7       ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
 MACHIAVELLI 6440              0   1  0     7       DREAMERS (142)
 CATFISH HUNTER 6441           0   1  0     7       ARENA FELINES (177)
 GHORAK 6397                   1   1  1     5       HAWK'S NEST (628)
 SEVINN 6398                   1   1  0     4       HAWK'S NEST (628)
 SON OF CI 6399                0   2  0     2       HAWK'S NEST (628)
 DENAM 6442                    0   1  0     1       HAWK'S NEST (628)
-BOWSER 6356                   0   1  0     1       TEAM MARIO (598)
 BURNER 6451                   0   1  0     1       TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
HIPPY CHICK 6127      10  8 0 ALL HALLOW'S EVE 599  GORASH THE ORC 493    541 NONE    
BIG BAD WOLF 6378      1  1 0 ALL HALLOW'S EVE 599  COMRADE KOOK 6339     537 NOT REVE
DOCK WORKER 6450       0  1 0 FORCE OF FIVE 586     SHISHZAR THE SNAK 500 541 NONE    
ENEM RI 6395           0  1 0 HAWK'S NEST 628       KRANKYKARL 6406       539         
ULAI GHAN 6396         0  1 0 HAWK'S NEST 628       WARIO 6409            539         
NOT GREAT 6452         0  1 0 STEEL THUNDER 630     SHISHZAR THE SNAK 500 541 NONE    
NO GOOD 6454           0  1 0 STEEL THUNDER 630     GORASH THE ORC 493    541 NONE    
YOSHII 6061           13 10 0 TEAM MARIO 598        AGGRANDIZIN ANNE 6196 539         
LUCID LINDA 6391       0  1 0 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA 424    ABYSSINIAN ASSAS 6348 537 JUST REV

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Heavy Meatal Hero -- Nice moves, too bad I froze you at the end.  You're welcome,
those skills will sure come in handy!! -- Silver Surfer

Hale Bopper -- Thanks for the win, Dr. Strange bet me a night on the town that I
would go 0-1. -- She-Hulk

Sorak -- I am still unnerved at the precision of that last attack...I am still
walking with a limp. -- Hawkeye

Tala Gog -- I knew that you would beat me, I just had to go to school.  Wink, Wink.
-- Maverick

Mr. Schimmelfennig -- Not sure if my armor mistake would have made a difference or
not.  Regardless, congrats on the win.

All -- I know it's late, but good luck in the April Fool's Tourney. -- Dr. Strange

Tala Gog -- Shew you, you sour-pussed tart. -- Sister X

She-Hulk -- Congratulations on a well earned victory [you illegally bloated
testosterone fueled imitation of a female].  I can't imagine a more deserving woman
[except perhaps those without facial hair]. -- Hale Bopper

Ugly Eddie -- Ithinkt u stnkt und mebeadt u astt. -- Comrade Kook

Brother Zero -- It was the human avalanche.  Boulders the size of ...Boulders!!!
Nowhere to turn.  Nowhere to run.  Oh, woe was me and woe befell me.  Tell me, you
big zero you, you feel my pain? -- Molly

Autumn Leaves -- You're the teachenest teacher whatever teached.  Bring ya an apple.
<wink> -- Hang-Ten Harry

Drunk -- They's imbibers and non-imbibers alike. -- Krankykarl

All -- I missed Ugly Eddie's fight, thought the poor slob'd bought it, turns out he
just took the cycle off.  Full compliment, let's go, full compliment. -- Jondeaux

Wusthof -- That's a name?  I thought it was something that happened to grain.  Either
that, or someplace high in the mountains that served hot chocolate. -- Sugar Jane

Maverick -- Let that be a lesson to you, eh?  NEVER draw to an inside straight. --
Tala Gog

Hang-Ten Harry -- I wouldn't mind hanging you.  Gently and non-fatally, perhaps,
but...the experience of seeing you swinging in the wind would do my heart good. --
Autumn Leaves

Standbys...gotta love 'em. -- Alourshin

Sister X -- My, you do suck up those skills, don't you? -- Tillerita

Dr. Strange -- And it is good to see you here again. -- Jorja, Sweet Magic

Nick Fury -- Perhaps not. -- Autumn Leaves

Jondeaux -- It's probably something in the water. -- Jorja
P.S.  But it makes as much sense as a basher not being able to use his fists in an
"effective fashion."

11 April 2006
To all those lookin' for some easy pickins:  I, Elfwine, manager of The Shallowship,
the most feared team in all of Jhelum, invite all who seek wide open spaces for pubs
and other such establishments of limited debauchery, to visit this deserted city and
help me clear up some of the dust.  I'm just about ready to have my guys face off
against each other to get some new action.  Guess I'd better join a tournament or
something...hmmmm, there's a thought.

3 May 2006
All -- I've seen what's on the forum.  So I'm prey, am I, Max.  You and all your
devious buddies will become my prey, even those I thought okay.  I don't have to
explain anything I do, much like yourselves so bring it on.  Feel free to come over
to 31 for a thrashing.  Oh, by the way, I am also in a new alliance.  They tend to
share my sentiments about the VC.  If they follow me or not, we will see; I'm not at
liberty to talk for them.  The VC may be on their last stand!!!! -- Blackstorm

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HIPPY CHICK was butchered by GORASH THE ORC in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
NOT GREAT was slaughtered by SHISHZAR THE SNAKE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DOCK WORKER was assassinated by SHISHZAR THE SNAKE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
NO GOOD was butchered by GORASH THE ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
CANNABUS JR II demolished ABYSSINIAN ASSASSIN in a 1 minute Bloodfeud competition.
KANT was overpowered by AGGRANDIZIN ANNE in a 1 minute Challenge Title struggle.
WUSTHOF overpowered AUTUMN LEAVES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SORAK was outwaited by NICK FURY in a action packed 10 minute Challenge duel.
MONKEY was defeated by TILLERITA in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
MAVERICK vanquished COMRADE KOOK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CAELUM beat BUDDHA in a tiring 6 minute Challenge melee.
OVERDOSE overpowered HAWKEYE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SCARHEART slimly won victory over MOLLY in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
HALE BOPPER slimly lost to SHE-HULK in a tiresome 7 minute bloody Challenge battle.
SCOOBY DOOM overpowered HANG-TEN HARRY in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ALOURSHIN overpowered SHORT PETER in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
FUZZY BUTT vanquished TALA GOG in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ASTRO ASSASSIN was bested by THALES in a 1 minute master's brawl.
SUGAR JANE was defeated by SISTER X in a 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
JIMMY CRACKCORN was overpowered by BROTHER ZORT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SUGAR handily defeated BROTHER ZERO in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
KALEN savagely defeated BLACK BARTOK in a 5 minute gruesome fight.
TWISTED CLOWN subdued UGLY EDDIE in a 1 minute bout.
HUME handily defeated THARG in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SEVINN was devastated by KRANKYKARL in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
SON OF CI was defeated by AGIS in a 2 minute brutal beginner's fight.
HEAVY MEATAL HERO defeated MACHIAVELLI in a 2 minute novice's duel.
DRUNK overpowered CATFISH HUNTER in a 1 minute uneven match.
SILVER-SURFER beat BURNER in a popular 1 minute beginner's duel.
GHORAK was handily defeated by BLADESONG in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TOM won victory over DENAM in a 2 minute gory novice's bout.
ORIN won victory over KHAZRHO THE ZUKALI in a 2 minute novice's fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         BASHING ATTACK    30 -  21 -  1      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         LUNGING ATTACK    34 -  27 -  1      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         WALL OF STEEL     25 -  22 -  1      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-STRIKE      18 -  18 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         STRIKING ATTACK   37 -  37 -  3      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  16 -  1      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         AIMED BLOW        18 -  21 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  22 -  0      42  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  30 -  1      33  |

Turn 541 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  6         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  4         2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  3                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   FUZZY BUTT 6293            14   2  0  113 ARENA FELINES (177)
LUNGING ATTACK   SCOOBY DOOM 6021           11   4  1  104 HOUNDS OF HELL (596)
PARRY-STRIKE     ALOURSHIN 6126             19  17  1  103 SWEET MAGIC (267)
SLASHING ATTACK  WUSTHOF 6098                8   0  1  102 SIMON SEZ SLASH? (602)
PARRY-LUNGE      THALES 6286                11   7  0   94 DREAMERS (142)
TOTAL PARRY      NICK FURY 5413             16   8  0   90 MARVEL HEROES (147)
STRIKING ATTACK  HANG-TEN HARRY 6324        10   7  0   84 HIGH JINKS (584)
WALL OF STEEL    BUDDHA 6231                12   8  0   62 DREAMERS (142)
AIMED BLOW       HAWKEYE 5655                8   7  0   37 MARVEL HEROES (147)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ALOURSHIN 6126.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SORAK 5918.  The ten other most popular fighters were ALOURSHIN 6126, SISTER X 
6340, TOM 6407, CANNABUS JR II 3813, AGGRANDIZIN ANNE 6196, TILLERITA 6007, MOLLY 
6362, KALEN 6418, AGIS 6449, and WUSTHOF 6098.

The least popular fighter this week was SHE-HULK 6438.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HALE BOPPER 6375, CAELUM 5916, GHORAK 6397, CATFISH HUNTER 6441, SEVINN 
6398, THARG 6415, UGLY EDDIE 6370, BROTHER ZERO 6341, JIMMY CRACKCORN 3827, and TALA 
GOG 6066.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

KANT (12-6038) DREAMERS (142)