DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/17/2006 Duedate: 05/30/2006
RIZTAB ARENA
DM-12 TURN-542
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
AGGRANDIZIN ANNE
HIGH JINKS (584)
(12-6196) [15-14-1,147]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
AGGRANDIZIN ANNE WUSTHOF
HIGH JINKS (584) SIMON SEZ SLASH? (602)
(12-6196) [15-14-1,147] (12-6098) [8-1-1,95]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ALOURSHIN WUSTHOF
SWEET MAGIC (267) SIMON SEZ SLASH? (602)
(12-6126) [19-18-1,92] (12-6098) [8-1-1,95]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
HIGH JINKS (584)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. HIGH JINKS (584) 55
2. DREAMERS (142) 45 CULTS-R-US (624)
3. THAT TEAM (556) 41 Unchartered Team
4. TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424) 30
5. HOUNDS OF HELL (596) 24 SIMON SEZ SLASH? (602)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*SIMON SEZ SLASH? (602) 8 1 1 88.9 1/ 1 HIGH JINKS (584) 10 4 0
2- 2 THE NORTH (554) 9 5 1 64.3 2/ 2 CULTS-R-US (624) 9 6 0
3- 3 ARENA FELINES (177) 760 539 67 58.5 3/ 4 FORCE OF FIVE (586) 8 5 0
4/ 5 CULTS-R-US (624) 38 32 1 54.3 4/ 3 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424) 7 6 0
5/ 4 ERRATA (604) 20 17 1 54.1 5/ 5 MARVEL HEROES (147) 7 8 0
6/ 6 MARVEL HEROES (147) 224 197 11 53.2 6/ 6 DREAMERS (142) 6 4 1
7/ 9 HOUNDS OF HELL (596) 45 42 2 51.7 7/ 8 SWEET MAGIC (267) 5 10 0
8- 8 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599) 61 59 3 50.8 8/17 HOUNDS OF HELL (596) 3 1 0
9/12 HIGH JINKS (584) 155 157 10 49.7 9- 7 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599) 3 4 0
10/11 DREAMERS (142) %1047 %1080 85 49.2 10/14 STEEL THUNDER (630) 3 12 0
11/10 FORCE OF FIVE (586) 31 32 1 49.2 11/ 9*SIMON SEZ SLASH? (602) 2 1 0
12/13 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424) 39 45 1 46.4 12-10 ARENA FELINES (177) 2 2 0
13/15 SWEET MAGIC (267) 415 687 11 37.7 13/13 ERRATA (604) 2 4 0
14/14 STEEL THUNDER (630) 52 88 7 37.1 14-12 THE NORTH (554) 1 0 0
15/ 0 THAT TEAM (556) 7 13 2 35.0 15/ 0 THAT TEAM (556) 1 3 1
16/16 WHO DA MAN? (623) 6 14 0 30.0 16-11*HAWK'S NEST (628) 1 4 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
17-18*HAWK'S NEST (628) 3 7 1 30.0 17/18 WHO DA MAN? (623) 0 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Kant -- Aaaaah... Riztab's never looked better. The sky's a bit bluer, The Mighty
Bunny's a tad clearer and cooler, the bowery bums are weaving a tad unsteadyer, and
it's all because I'm on top. By strength of arms. And since I'm a working woman,
I'll take the works... because it does work. -- Aggrandizin Anne, Duelmistress
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of RIZTAB. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. Those betting on HAWK'S
NEST lost their shirt, as HAWK'S NEST lost their fighting abilities: 0-0-0. What's
a move up by 9 you ask? (alright, maybe you didn't ask) Cause for celebration,
according to HOUNDS OF HELL. Say what you will about blind luck and dirty fighting,
but DREAMERS will tell you 1047-1080-85 is nothing to laugh at... DREAMERS had cause
to celebrate, after HUME got 21 points by beating SUGAR. Win some, lose some.
Speaking of which, KRANKYKARL was winsome, after beating BROTHER ZORT and seeing him
lose 18 points. The arena was more crowded than usual this time, as SISTER X faced
RIZTAB's Duelmaster. AGGRANDIZIN ANNE successfully staved off a grab for the roses
by SISTER X of CULTS-R-US. Does RIZTAB have no one talented enough to dethrone her?
Word has it one team in RIZTAB is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a
charmed life!
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! Like a horde of jackals fleeing from
the lion, so did the "warriors" in RIZTAB avoid MARVEL HEROES. The warriors of
MARVEL HEROES found their efforts at combat frustrated as FORCE OF FIVE apparently
had more important things to do than fight. If challenges were horses, BUDDHA could
open up a fast food joint! Word has it MAVERICK suffered a romantic setback. Note
how he challenged TILLERITA, 29 points his senior. TILLERITA had a quite go of it,
putting MAVERICK in his place.
The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... GORASH THE ORC in the
Dark Arena wasn't enough for KANT of DREAMERS. Maybe that certain serving girl(?) at
The Swinging Aardvark will be! Questions are being raised about the disposing of
severed body parts in the arena. A certain tavern in RIZTAB would I avoid!
All good things must come to an end. As the seasons change, and the creatures
of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place. RIZTAB, I
leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Swinging Aardvark.
'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AGGRANDIZIN ANNE 6196 15 14 1 147 HIGH JINKS (584)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SCOOBY DOOM 6021 12 4 1 116 HOUNDS OF HELL (596)
-FUZZY BUTT 6293 14 2 0 113 ARENA FELINES (177)
NICK FURY 5413 17 8 0 105 MARVEL HEROES (147)
THALES 6286 12 7 0 105 DREAMERS (142)
-ALEX SCHIMMELFENNIG 5748 9 4 1 100 THE NORTH (554)
AUTUMN LEAVES 5975 20 34 1 95 SWEET MAGIC (267)
WUSTHOF 6098 8 1 1 95 SIMON SEZ SLASH? (602)
ASTRO ASSASSIN 6047 11 4 1 93 HOUNDS OF HELL (596)
ALOURSHIN 6126 19 18 1 92 SWEET MAGIC (267)
HANG-TEN HARRY 6324 11 7 0 92 HIGH JINKS (584)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TILLERITA 6007 20 29 0 90 SWEET MAGIC (267)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CHIC SHEIK 6205 12 8 0 90 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
SORAK 5918 10 3 0 86 FORCE OF FIVE (586)
SUGAR JANE 5948 13 45 0 84 SWEET MAGIC (267)
SISTER X 6340 10 4 0 83 CULTS-R-US (624)
TALA GOG 6066 14 28 0 70 SWEET MAGIC (267)
CAELUM 5916 11 2 0 68 FORCE OF FIVE (586)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CANNABUS JR II 3813 9 7 0 66 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)
KALEN 6418 9 4 0 66 STEEL THUNDER (630)
BUDDHA 6231 12 9 0 63 DREAMERS (142)
-MONKEY 6105 5 3 0 62 ERRATA (604)
OVERDOSE 3908 6 4 1 58 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAVERICK 5654 7 9 1 54 MARVEL HEROES (147)
HUME 6376 5 1 0 49 DREAMERS (142)
BROTHER ZERO 6341 7 7 0 48 CULTS-R-US (624)
KRANKYKARL 6406 4 0 1 46 HIGH JINKS (584)
COMRADE KOOK 6339 9 5 1 45 CULTS-R-US (624)
JIMMY CRACKCORN 3827 8 8 0 45 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)
-FUNKY MONK 6295 8 4 0 45 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
SUGAR 6104 6 4 0 42 ERRATA (604)
HAWKEYE 5655 8 8 0 38 MARVEL HEROES (147)
BROTHER ZORT 6338 8 6 0 35 CULTS-R-US (624)
LOSING IS FUN 6330 5 5 0 34 WHO DA MAN? (623)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BOGUS LA 6132 3 5 0 29 ERRATA (604)
MOLLY 6362 5 7 0 27 HIGH JINKS (584)
-CRAZED CLIFFORD 6140 5 2 0 27 HOUNDS OF HELL (596)
-TWISTED CLOWN 6360 4 2 1 27 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
UGLY EDDIE 6370 5 3 0 25 HIGH JINKS (584)
SCARHEART 5914 4 9 0 25 FORCE OF FIVE (586)
-ABYSSINIAN ASSASSIN 6348 3 2 1 25 ARENA FELINES (177)
-RYE 6108 3 1 1 25 ERRATA (604)
THAT PERSON 5866 2 0 1 24 THAT TEAM (556)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DRUNK 6393 2 1 0 23 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)
MACHIAVELLI 6440 1 1 0 15 DREAMERS (142)
-THAT GUY 5442 1 2 0 15 THAT TEAM (556)
YODA MAN 6328 1 9 0 14 WHO DA MAN? (623)
SILVER-SURFER 6439 2 1 0 13 MARVEL HEROES (147)
HALE BOPPER 6375 2 5 0 13 CULTS-R-US (624)
SHE-HULK 6438 2 1 0 11 MARVEL HEROES (147)
-TOM 6407 1 0 0 9 ARENA FELINES (177)
-ORIN 6443 1 0 0 8 HAWK'S NEST (628)
-HEAVY MEATAL HERO 6410 1 1 0 7 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
-CATFISH HUNTER 6441 0 1 0 7 ARENA FELINES (177)
-GHORAK 6397 1 1 1 5 HAWK'S NEST (628)
AGIS 6449 1 1 0 4 FORCE OF FIVE (586)
-SEVINN 6398 1 1 0 4 HAWK'S NEST (628)
-SON OF CI 6399 0 2 0 2 HAWK'S NEST (628)
-DENAM 6442 0 1 0 1 HAWK'S NEST (628)
TURBO 6460 0 1 0 1 STEEL THUNDER (630)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
GORASH THE ORC 493 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 KANT 6038 542 NONE
(1-4) BFS 6263 1 1 0 ERRATA 604 SHISHZAR THE SNAK 500 542 NONE
DECK HAND 6463 0 1 0 FORCE OF FIVE 586 BUKKA THE TROLL 491 542 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ENEM RI 6395 0 1 0 HAWK'S NEST 628 KRANKYKARL 6406 539
ULAI GHAN 6396 0 1 0 HAWK'S NEST 628 WARIO 6409 539
THARG 6415 4 7 2 STEEL THUNDER 630 STONE GOLEM MARK 499 542 NONE
NO WAY 6461 0 1 0 STEEL THUNDER 630 GORASH THE ORC 493 542 NONE
BLADESONG 6453 1 1 0 STEEL THUNDER 630 THAT PERSON 5866 542
WHAT'S HIS FACE 5443 0 1 0 THAT TEAM 556 DEMRON THE DARK 497 542 NONE
WHAT'S HIS NAME? 5445 0 1 0 THAT TEAM 556 SPYMASTER TORRIC 495 542 NONE
THAT DUDE 5920 0 1 0 THAT TEAM 556 ARENAMASTER RILLI 496 542 NONE
BURNER 6451 0 2 0 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA 424 HEZDLAT THE GIANT 494 542 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Maverick -- What?! You again? Even Riztabian sheep (which rumour has you're so fond
of) are more creative. -- Comrade Kook
Jimmy Crackcorn -- But I don't care. You hear that Riztab! I don't even [bleepin]
care!! -- Brother Zort
Molly -- Dear little Molly.... Dear pathetic little Molly.... Dear hopeless
pathetic little Molly.... Dear hapless hopeless pathetic little Molly.... Dear
half-witted quarter-coordinated eighth-able sixteenth-capable thirty-second doable
sixty-fourth winnable hapless hopeless pathetic little Molly. Of course I feel your
pain girl. --Brother Zero
She-Hulk -- Congratulations again on a re-match well fought [you super-syringe
powered vein-popping blood cheat]. I never would have thought you could have lasted
so long [you blood-doping transvestite]. Well done [Bllllaaahhhhh!!!!.....]. -- Hale
Bopper
Jorja -- You remember that one, huh? It just makes so much sense, 'specially with
some of my housekeepers. -- Jondeaux
Sevinn -- Thanks pard, not that I was getting concerned mind you, but former examples
of my kind seemed to just fall into a gusher of that there rating, there. --
Krankykarl
Twisted Clown -- You twisted types is all da same. Twisted. (ya dat's da ticket) --
Ugly Eddie
Scooby Doom -- I caught air, I waffled, I gashed and gnashed...but to no avail. The
Blue Room was not to be for me. Being a land-lubber yer fer sure not digging my
digger. -- Hang-Ten Harry
Scarheart -- That was a good back and forth contest. We'll have to try that one
again, sometime. -- Molly
Autumn Leaves -- Don't forget the tar, I wouldn't want to be going anywhere anytime
soon. (joke from the spit) -- Hang-Ten Harry
Wusthof -- That's really, really annoying. Please don't do that again. -- Autumn
Leaves
P.S. Any part of it.
Monkey -- On a stick? -- Tillerita
P.S. I wasn't going for a kill. It was just hyperbole.
P.P.S. A monkey is an error? And what, then, does that make people? Big-time
errors, I suppose.
Short Peter? You think I'm going to let some DWARF defeat me? As if! -- Alourshin
Fuzzy Butt -- Very cozy, too. -- Tala Gog
P.S. When someone's feet are cold, you know.
Sister X -- Drat. I was hoping "X marks the spot," but I couldn't hit the spot. Oh,
well. -- Sugar Jane
Maverick -- Why go to school when you can play cards like that, eh? -- Tala Gog
Hang Ten Harry -- Apples are good, so long as they're not delicious. Winesap, that's
my choice. Or maybe Jonathan. -- Autumn Leaves
3 May 2006
All -- I've seen what's on the forum. So I'm prey, am I, Max. You and all your
devious buddies will become my prey, even those I thought okay. I don't have to
explain anything I do, much like yourselves so bring it on. Feel free to come over
to 31 for a thrashing. Oh, by the way, I am also in a new alliance. They tend to
share my sentiments about the VC. If they follow me or not, we will see; I'm not at
liberty to talk for them. The VC may be on their last stand!!!! -- Blackstorm
6 May 2006
The 2006 Mordanti Alliance Olympics are off to a grand start! With seventeen teams
declared, running under eight different flags (not to mention six additional non-
Olympic teams present), it is looking to be as tough as any previous Olympiad, if not
more! Olympians petitioned the Commission to make an allowance for late entries, and
the Commission agreed, and will allow new entrants to partake, as long as they are
active by Round 3 (T546, due May 29th). So if you wish to enter, please email your
intentions to amicitia@gwi.net with team name, manager name, and affiliation
(alliance name or independent), or show up in Mordant (DM-1) on, or before, May 29th
and place your declarations in the newsletter!
Amicitia Primoris (Lord Xiang, Dameon Darkheart, JGW, Seraphim)
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
KANT viciously butchered GORASH THE ORC in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
THARG was murdered by STONE GOLEM MARK II in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
(1-4) BFS was murdered by SHISHZAR THE SNAKE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BURNER was barely slain by HEZDLAT THE GIANT in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
WHAT'S HIS FACE was murdered by DEMRON THE DARK in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
DECK HAND was slaughtered by BUKKA THE TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
NO WAY was butchered by GORASH THE ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
WHAT'S HIS NAME? was easily killed by SPYMASTER TORRIC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
THAT DUDE was easily killed by ARENAMASTER RILLION in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
SCOOBY DOOM vanquished ALOURSHIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SISTER X was vanquished by AGGRANDIZIN ANNE in a 1 minute Challenge Title duel.
ASTRO ASSASSIN overpowered SUGAR JANE in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
SORAK demolished TALA GOG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
NICK FURY subdued WUSTHOF in a popular 3 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MAVERICK was handily defeated by TILLERITA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
KALEN savagely defeated BUDDHA in a action packed 8 minute Challenge struggle.
SCARHEART was overpowered by COMRADE KOOK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
AGIS was unbelievably bested by HALE BOPPER in a 6 minute Challenge fight.
SHE-HULK was overpowered by UGLY EDDIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
AUTUMN LEAVES was overpowered by THALES in a 3 minute bloody one-sided match.
HANG-TEN HARRY devastated MARTOS CHARD in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
CAELUM defeated OVERDOSE in a exciting 3 minute duel.
SUGAR was luckily beaten by HUME in a 2 minute gruesome fray.
HAWKEYE was handily defeated by BROTHER ZERO in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
JIMMY CRACKCORN luckily beat LOSING IS FUN in a 2 minute gory fight.
BROTHER ZORT lost to KRANKYKARL in a 1 minute match.
MOLLY defeated SILVER-SURFER in a 2 minute duel.
YODA MAN was overpowered by DRUNK in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
THAT PERSON killed BLADESONG in a action packed 1 minute gory duel.
MACHIAVELLI handily defeated TURBO in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 10 WALL OF STEEL 28 - 23 - 1 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 BASHING ATTACK 30 - 25 - 2 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 PARRY-STRIKE 19 - 18 - 0 51 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 LUNGING ATTACK 31 - 30 - 1 51 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 36 - 40 - 3 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 9 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 AIMED BLOW 19 - 22 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 17 - 2 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 23 - 0 43 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 16 - 28 - 1 36 |
Turn 542 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 7 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 1 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 3 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 4 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW AGGRANDIZIN ANNE 6196 15 14 1 147 HIGH JINKS (584)
LUNGING ATTACK SCOOBY DOOM 6021 12 4 1 116 HOUNDS OF HELL (596)
TOTAL PARRY NICK FURY 5413 17 8 0 105 MARVEL HEROES (147)
PARRY-LUNGE THALES 6286 12 7 0 105 DREAMERS (142)
SLASHING ATTACK WUSTHOF 6098 8 1 1 95 SIMON SEZ SLASH? (602)
STRIKING ATTACK ASTRO ASSASSIN 6047 11 4 1 93 HOUNDS OF HELL (596)
PARRY-STRIKE ALOURSHIN 6126 19 18 1 92 SWEET MAGIC (267)
WALL OF STEEL BUDDHA 6231 12 9 0 63 DREAMERS (142)
PARRY-RIPOSTE KRANKYKARL 6406 4 0 1 46 HIGH JINKS (584)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ALOURSHIN 6126. The most popular warrior this turn
was WUSTHOF 6098. The ten other most popular fighters were KALEN 6418, OVERDOSE
3908, SUGAR 6104, LOSING IS FUN 6330, BURNER 6451, ASTRO ASSASSIN 6047, SORAK 5918,
AGIS 6449, THALES 6286, and MOLLY 6362.
The least popular fighter this week was BUDDHA 6231. The other ten least popular
fighters were HALE BOPPER 6375, TURBO 6460, BLADESONG 6453, HAWKEYE 5655, SHE-HULK
6438, SCARHEART 5914, TALA GOG 6066, SUGAR JANE 5948, SISTER X 6340, and ALOURSHIN
6126.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
AGGRANDIZIN ANNE (12-6196) HIGH JINKS (584)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
KANT (12-6038) DREAMERS (142)