DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/31/2006    Duedate: 06/13/2006

RIZTAB ARENA

DM-12    TURN-543

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NICK FURY
MARVEL HEROES (147)
(12-5413) [18-8-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NICK FURY                      BACARDI LIMON
MARVEL HEROES (147)            BLACKED OUT ON... (560)
(12-5413) [18-8-0,115]         (12-5509) [1-0-0,35]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ALOURSHIN                      SCOOBY DOOM
SWEET MAGIC (267)              HOUNDS OF HELL (596)
(12-6126) [19-19-1,84]         (12-6021) [12-5-1,101]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BLACKED OUT ON... (560)     51
2. MARVEL HEROES (147)         47      SIMON SEZ SLASH? (602)
3. FORCE OF FIVE (586)         39      Unchartered Team
4. THAT TEAM (556)             18
5. WHO DA MAN? (623)           15      BLACKED OUT ON... (560)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SIMON SEZ SLASH? (602)     8   2  1 80.0   1/ 5 MARVEL HEROES (147)       9  6 0
 2/ 0*BLACKED OUT ON... (560)    3   1  1 75.0   2/ 1 HIGH JINKS (584)          9  6 0
 3- 3 ARENA FELINES (177)      760 539 67 58.5   3/ 3 FORCE OF FIVE (586)       9  6 0
 4- 5 ERRATA (604)              20  17  1 54.1   4/ 6 DREAMERS (142)            8  7 1
 5/ 6 MARVEL HEROES (147)      228 198 11 53.5   5/ 2 CULTS-R-US (624)          6  9 0
 6/ 4 CULTS-R-US (624)          39  36  1 52.0   6- 4 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)      5  4 0
 7/ 7 HOUNDS OF HELL (596)      46  43  2 51.7   7/ 7 SWEET MAGIC (267)         5 10 0
 8/11 FORCE OF FIVE (586)       35  33  1 51.5   8/ 8 HOUNDS OF HELL (596)      4  2 0
 9/ 8 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)    62  60  3 50.8   9/ 0*BLACKED OUT ON... (560)   3  1 1
10/ 9 HIGH JINKS (584)         157 160 10 49.5  10/ 9 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)    3  2 0
11/10 DREAMERS (142)           %1049 %1083 85 49.2  11/15 THAT TEAM (556)           3  3 1
12-12 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)      39  45  1 46.4  12/10 STEEL THUNDER (630)       3 12 0
13/15 THAT TEAM (556)            9  13  2 40.9  13-12 ARENA FELINES (177)       2  2 0
14/13 SWEET MAGIC (267)        417 690 11 37.7  14/17 WHO DA MAN? (623)         2  2 0
15/16 WHO DA MAN? (623)          8  14  0 36.4  15/11 SIMON SEZ SLASH? (602)    1  2 0
16/14 STEEL THUNDER (630)       52  93  7 35.9  16-13 ERRATA (604)              1  3 0
17-17*HAWK'S NEST (628)          3   7  1 30.0  17-16*HAWK'S NEST (628)         1  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 542): CAVE DWELLER of SOLITAIRE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 542): AGGRANDIZIN ANNE of HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 536): AFFIRMED of TRIPLE CROWN (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 539): KETL PHYSHE of PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 537): QUIVRA NGEDO of BALANCE OF TERROR (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 535): DEO VOLENTE of JAGUAR WARRIORS (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 267): LADY CONSOLACION of FILIPINA LADYZ (Lady
                                         Martilyo, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 528): ACCO of CROC FILES (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 265): JARL FORKBEARD of THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 524): FURY of ANGELS OF PAIN (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 522): SCREWFACE of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 513): NOREASTER of DIRT DEVILS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 476): DAPHNE CAMISADO of TERMAGANT VOTARY (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 243): FROSTFLARE of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 237): FIGHTING TREE of LAND OF OZ (Oz the Successful)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 224): YAIWE of DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 403): TOE of GET (JE, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 382): ADEMA of FEAR FACTORY (Var, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 369): DEADWOOD of POSSE (Rosebud, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 172): APPLE DANISH of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAIYLA KIV (turn 340): KORBA KLEE of SAND DANCERS (Olinda, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 335): PRONGS of HOGWARTS EXPRESS (Rillion, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 324): AIDEN of LETHAL HERITAGE (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 429): FUNNY BUNNY of RHYME TYME from KHALANI (Emerald Orbs)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 542): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 542): HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 536): STARBASE 5 (Zeus, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 539): PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 537): STEEL WOLVES (?, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 535): VALAMOND'S CREW (Valamond, mgr.)
 DM  28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 267): DODGE BULLETS (Uncle Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 528): none
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 265): STORMWATCH (Raoul the Rude, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 524): PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 522): DEATH PENALTY (Rosebud, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 513): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 476): THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 243): THE FIVE RONIN (Bones, mgr.)
 DM  47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 237): none
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 224): DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 403): ELEVENTH HOUR (Valamond, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 382): FEAR FACTORY (Var, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 369): GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 172): FAMILY JEWELS (Gem Genius, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAIYLA KIV (turn 340): SAND DANCERS (Olinda, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 335): HUE AND CRY (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 324): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 429): MEOW MIX, etc. (Ultraist, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 542): AGGRANDIZIN ANNE of HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
               (turn 541): KANT of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 535): MEAT GRINDER of MEAT MARKET (?, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 538): SHOCHU of YAMABUSHI (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 536): VAXTON of STEEL WOLVES (?, mgr.)
 DM  28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 267): MOONSHINE of LUNAE MILITES (The Omnimancer)
                             (turn 266): MR. CHOMP CHOMP of THE PENTARCHY (Le
                                         Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 528): ENOSHIMA of BLACK SAMURAI (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 264): NINJATO of SAMURAI KIDS II (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 382): PITSPAWN FOULDOG of FEAR FACTORY (Var, mgr.)
               (turn 381): ROBESPIERRE of BLADES OF TERROR (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 369): TEBAS TEN KOGAN of SAND DANCERS (Lani, mgr.)
                  (turn 368): VIRGINIA, NO SANTA of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS
                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                              5 GOLDEN WARRIORS of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS
                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

All -- Fighters, Sister X <bow> you can find within yourselves whatever you bring...
if you will stand between it and the mirror of your imagination.  Might'nt see your
ears, but they'll be there.  Go with the goods.  Trust yerselfs.  Aye-OOOOooooo.....

I guess I'm ready to depart.  Certain things done, certain things undone.  Maximizing
my footies tan (they must look their best when I'm "anklin" on out of here) by
separating the little piggies with pieces of toothpicks.  It's tough, my surfing
lessons (yes, on the lake) were just starting to pay off.  Some folk'll use ballet to
establish balance.  Some surf.  Harry was just teaching me to ride the nose too. --
Aggrandizin Anne, Duelmistress

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
RIZTAB.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  It was 
a tough week for SIMON SEZ SLASH?, to drop 4 places in the rankings.  Coming up with 
a solid 4-1-0 outing, MARVEL HEROES has advanced 4 places in the rankings.  Advancing 
in the rankings was FORCE OF FIVE who went from last turn's 31-32-1, to this week's 
record of 35-33-1.  BLACKED OUT ON... seems to have it's eye on the top team spot, 
and if they continue having 3-1-1 weeks they may get it!  Hey everybody, watch out 
for BACARDI LIMON, who flew up 35 points in the rankings after mashing HEAVY MEATAL 
HERO like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to 
walk out on the sands.  THALES was defeated by SISTER X and drops 17 points.  Unlike 
most arenas, AGGRANDIZIN ANNE managed to get hers challenge off against the 0-0-0 
GORASH THE ORC.  The crowds were amazed this turn, as GORASH THE ORC killed the 
Duelmaster, AGGRANDIZIN ANNE, leaving HIGH JINKS in mourning.  This incredible death 
has allowed, I might add, NICK FURY from MARVEL HEROES to ascend to the throne of 
Duelmaster, and I hear DARK ARENA is not happy.  Can you believe they are paying me 
10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the RIZTAB arena.  And hey, 
kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid HIGH JINKS, please raise you hand.  Wow.  Does 
RIZTAB really have that many liars?  For those of you who like math, try this one:  
HIGH JINKS + Weapons That go Boom = HOUNDS OF HELL + Avoid City.  And who is this 
MOLLY you ask, with 23 points and a 5-8-0 record.  Ooh, the tales I could tell!  In a 
touching display by a 'touched' warrior, KALEN went after TILLERITA, who was higher 
by 24 points.  Well, when the dust settled, KALEN was subdued by TILLERITA.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Knowing when to use the right 
tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud 
choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NICK FURY 5413               18   8  0   115       MARVEL HEROES (147)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FUZZY BUTT 6293              14   2  0   113       ARENA FELINES (177)
 HANG-TEN HARRY 6324          12   7  0   109       HIGH JINKS (584)
 ASTRO ASSASSIN 6047          12   4  1   104       HOUNDS OF HELL (596)
 AUTUMN LEAVES 5975           21  34  1   103       SWEET MAGIC (267)
 SISTER X 6340                11   4  0   103       CULTS-R-US (624)
 SCOOBY DOOM 6021             12   5  1   101       HOUNDS OF HELL (596)
 SORAK 5918                   11   3  0    96       FORCE OF FIVE (586)
 TILLERITA 6007               21  29  0    95       SWEET MAGIC (267)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHIC SHEIK 6205              12   8  0    90       ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
 THALES 6286                  12   8  0    88       DREAMERS (142)
 SUGAR JANE 5948              13  46  0    85       SWEET MAGIC (267)
 ALOURSHIN 6126               19  19  1    84       SWEET MAGIC (267)
 WUSTHOF 6098                  8   2  1    84       SIMON SEZ SLASH? (602)
 CAELUM 5916                  12   2  0    74       FORCE OF FIVE (586)
 TALA GOG 6066                14  29  0    71       SWEET MAGIC (267)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUDDHA 6231                  13   9  0    66       DREAMERS (142)
-CANNABUS JR II 3813           9   7  0    66       TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)
 KALEN 6418                    9   5  0    66       STEEL THUNDER (630)
 MAVERICK 5654                 8   9  1    62       MARVEL HEROES (147)
-MONKEY 6105                   5   3  0    62       ERRATA (604)
-OVERDOSE 3908                 6   4  1    58       TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUME 6376                     6   1  0    55       DREAMERS (142)
 HAWKEYE 5655                  9   8  0    54       MARVEL HEROES (147)
 LOSING IS FUN 6330            6   5  0    46       WHO DA MAN? (623)
-JIMMY CRACKCORN 3827          8   8  0    45       TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)
-FUNKY MONK 6295               8   4  0    45       ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
 KRANKYKARL 6406               4   1  1    44       HIGH JINKS (584)
-SUGAR 6104                    6   4  0    42       ERRATA (604)
 BROTHER ZERO 6341             7   8  0    40       CULTS-R-US (624)
 BACARDI LIMON 5509            1   0  0    35       BLACKED OUT ON... (560)
 COMRADE KOOK 6339             9   6  1    34       CULTS-R-US (624)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TWISTED CLOWN 6360            5   2  1    33       ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
 BROTHER ZORT 6338             8   7  0    31       CULTS-R-US (624)
 THAT GUY 5442                 2   2  0    31       THAT TEAM (556)
 UGLY EDDIE 6370               6   3  0    29       HIGH JINKS (584)
-BOGUS LA 6132                 3   5  0    29       ERRATA (604)
-CRAZED CLIFFORD 6140          5   2  0    27       HOUNDS OF HELL (596)
 THAT PERSON 5866              3   0  1    26       THAT TEAM (556)
-ABYSSINIAN ASSASSIN 6348      3   2  1    25       ARENA FELINES (177)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RYE 6108                      3   1  1    25       ERRATA (604)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOLLY 6362                    5   8  0    23       HIGH JINKS (584)
 SHE-HULK 6438                 3   1  0    23       MARVEL HEROES (147)
-DRUNK 6393                    2   1  0    23       TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)
 SCARHEART 5914                4  10  0    22       FORCE OF FIVE (586)
 AGIS 6449                     2   1  0    20       FORCE OF FIVE (586)
 YODA MAN 6328                 2   9  0    17       WHO DA MAN? (623)
 SILVER-SURFER 6439            2   2  0    14       MARVEL HEROES (147)
 HALE BOPPER 6375              2   6  0    12       CULTS-R-US (624)
 MACHIAVELLI 6440              1   2  0    11       DREAMERS (142)
 SETH 6482                     1   0  0    10       FORCE OF FIVE (586)
-TOM 6407                      1   0  0     9       ARENA FELINES (177)
-ORIN 6443                     1   0  0     8       HAWK'S NEST (628)
-CATFISH HUNTER 6441           0   1  0     7       ARENA FELINES (177)
 ARISTOCRAT RUM 5505           1   0  1     6       BLACKED OUT ON... (560)
-GHORAK 6397                   1   1  1     5       HAWK'S NEST (628)
 HEAVY MEATAL HERO 6410        1   2  0     5       ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
 ARISTOCRAT VODKA 5508         1   0  0     5       BLACKED OUT ON... (560)
 JIM BEAM 5506                 0   1  0     5       BLACKED OUT ON... (560)
-SEVINN 6398                   1   1  0     4       HAWK'S NEST (628)
 TURBO 6460                    0   2  0     3       STEEL THUNDER (630)
-SON OF CI 6399                0   2  0     2       HAWK'S NEST (628)
 HURRICANE 6481                0   1  0     1       STEEL THUNDER (630)
-DENAM 6442                    0   1  0     1       HAWK'S NEST (628)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
ALL SIZE 6474          0  1 0 DREAMERS 142          GORASH THE ORC 493    543 NONE    
ENEM RI 6395           0  1 0 HAWK'S NEST 628       KRANKYKARL 6406       539 NOT REVE
AGGRANDIZIN ANNE 6196 15 15 1 HIGH JINKS 584        GORASH THE ORC 493    543 NONE    
DA MEAT 6480           0  1 0 STEEL THUNDER 630     SPYMASTER TORRIC 495  543 NONE    
KRUSHER 6479           0  1 0 STEEL THUNDER 630     ARISTOCRAT RUM 5505   543         
BLADESONG 6453         1  1 0 STEEL THUNDER 630     THAT PERSON 5866      542         
YOSHII 6061           13 10 0 TEAM MARIO 598        AGGRANDIZIN ANNE 6196 539 NOT REVE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All -- Aggrandizin Anne, AB 13-5-6-17-13-9-21 SH VL/LO.  The AB in the other arena,
the one with more than a smattering of con, died gruesomely.  Anne graduates.  Go
figure. -- Jondeaux, mgr. High Jinks

She-Hulk -- You, a hulk'n she... Hulk vs. Me... hideous, revolting, repulsive. (and
that's my good side)  Who can out ugly the other?  Pretty close contest ladies and
germs, and the winner is ... Me.  (I knew it all the time) -- Ugly Eddie

Brother Zort -- Smile Bra, it no broke your face. -- Krankykarl

Silver Surfer -- My, aren't you the clever one?  Bring up that experience level and
come on back.  I'm a fan. -- Molly

Nick Fury -- I can't say I didn't expect a challenge like that.  Let's see if I can
show you the true meaning of fury when I issue a challenge of my own. -- Wusthof

Sugar Jane -- What can I say about the name?  I've got a little German in me.... --
Wusthof

Scooby Doom -- I thought you'd be bigger.  One of those galumphing dogs, you know.
Although it's true that for a CAT you're large. -- Alourshin

Astro Assassin -- You're a dog?  Odd, it doesn't show.  Hmm, maybe it's your size:
as a dog, you'd have to be practically pocket-sized, and the tiny ones don't LOOK
like dogs. -- Sugar Jane

Sorak -- You're much too short to be a Shew.  Train your SZ. -- Tala Gog

Maverick -- Well, I couldn't let you pull a card out of your sleeve, could I?  Not if
I saw you doing it. -- Tillerita

Thales -- An interesting dream. -- Autumn Leaves

Hang-Ten Harry -- What? -- Autumn Leaves

Aggrandizin Anne -- Congratulations -- all of us here at Sweet Magic

3 May 2006
All -- I've seen what's on the forum.  So I'm prey, am I, Max.  You and all your
devious buddies will become my prey, even those I thought okay.  I don't have to
explain anything I do, much like yourselves so bring it on.  Feel free to come over
to 31 for a thrashing.  Oh, by the way, I am also in a new alliance.  They tend to
share my sentiments about the VC.  If they follow me or not, we will see; I'm not at
liberty to talk for them.  The VC may be on their last stand!!!! -- Blackstorm

6 May 2006
The 2006 Mordanti Alliance Olympics are off to a grand start!  With seventeen teams
declared, running under eight different flags (not to mention six additional non-
Olympic teams present), it is looking to be as tough as any previous Olympiad, if not
more!  Olympians petitioned the Commission to make an allowance for late entries, and
the Commission agreed, and will allow new entrants to partake, as long as they are
active by Round 3 (T546, due May 29th).  So if you wish to enter, please email your
intentions to amicitia@gwi.net with team name, manager name, and affiliation
(alliance name or independent), or show up in Mordant (DM-1) on, or before, May 29th
and place your declarations in the newsletter!

Amicitia Primoris (Lord Xiang, Dameon Darkheart, JGW, Seraphim)

26 May 2006
     The Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire want to announce the joining of a new
member who cherishes the same ideals, respect and loyalty that we hold dear.
     From this day forward let all know that Blackstorm is now a Dark Knight of the
Desolate Empire Alliance.  With him as our chosen brother, our alliance only becomes
stronger.  Let all his foes become ours, and ours his.  May all our enemies' blood
flow freely and give NO quarter in war.
     This is also a warning to any cowards, bullies, etc....  If you play with fire,
you WILL get burnt!!!

Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

AGGRANDIZIN ANNE was dealt death by GORASH THE ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA MEAT was slaughtered by SPYMASTER TORRIC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
ALL SIZE was narrowly killed by GORASH THE ORC in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
TURBO lost to THAT PERSON in a 1 minute Bloodfeud brawl.
NICK FURY unbelievably bested SCOOBY DOOM in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
HANG-TEN HARRY devastated WUSTHOF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ASTRO ASSASSIN overpowered ALOURSHIN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SORAK overpowered SUGAR JANE in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
KALEN lost to TILLERITA in a action packed 5 minute Challenge fight.
HAWKEYE vanquished COMRADE KOOK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
KRANKYKARL was luckily beaten by HUME in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
TWISTED CLOWN savagely defeated MOLLY in a 3 minute brutal Challenge fight.
SILVER-SURFER was narrowly defeated by UGLY EDDIE in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
THAT GUY devastated SCARHEART in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
AGIS overpowered HALE BOPPER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
AUTUMN LEAVES overpowered SHORT PETER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
THALES was viciously subdued by SISTER X in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody bout.
CAELUM bested TALA GOG in a exciting 4 minute fight.
BUDDHA subdued BLACK BARTOK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
MAVERICK overpowered BROTHER ZERO in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BROTHER ZORT was devastated by LOSING IS FUN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MACHIAVELLI was vanquished by SHE-HULK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
YODA MAN unbelievably bested KHAZRHO THE ZUKALI in a 3 minute expert vs. amateur duel.
HEAVY MEATAL HERO was demolished by BACARDI LIMON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JIM BEAM was vanquished by SETH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ARISTOCRAT VODKA unbelievably bested HURRICANE in a 1 minute brutal novice's fight.
KRUSHER was dispatched by ARISTOCRAT RUM in a 3 minute beginner's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-STRIKE      22 -  17 -  1      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         WALL OF STEEL     27 -  22 -  1      55  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         LUNGING ATTACK    31 -  29 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         AIMED BLOW        21 -  20 -  1      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         BASHING ATTACK    26 -  27 -  2      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         STRIKING ATTACK   34 -  43 -  3      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  17 -  1      41  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  25 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  26 -  1      40  |

Turn 543 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         4 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  6         1  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      NICK FURY 5413             18   8  0  115 MARVEL HEROES (147)
STRIKING ATTACK  HANG-TEN HARRY 6324        12   7  0  109 HIGH JINKS (584)
LUNGING ATTACK   SISTER X 6340              11   4  0  103 CULTS-R-US (624)
PARRY-STRIKE     SORAK 5918                 11   3  0   96 FORCE OF FIVE (586)
PARRY-LUNGE      THALES 6286                12   8  0   88 DREAMERS (142)
SLASHING ATTACK  WUSTHOF 6098                8   2  1   84 SIMON SEZ SLASH? (602)
WALL OF STEEL    BUDDHA 6231                13   9  0   66 DREAMERS (142)
AIMED BLOW       HAWKEYE 5655                9   8  0   54 MARVEL HEROES (147)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    KRANKYKARL 6406             4   1  1   44 HIGH JINKS (584)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ALOURSHIN 6126.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SCOOBY DOOM 6021.  The ten other most popular fighters were TILLERITA 6007, 
SISTER X 6340, TALA GOG 6066, ALL SIZE 6474, HANG-TEN HARRY 6324, SORAK 5918, KALEN 
6418, TWISTED CLOWN 6360, SILVER-SURFER 6439, and THAT GUY 5442.

The least popular fighter this week was JIM BEAM 5506.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HEAVY MEATAL HERO 6410, YODA MAN 6328, MACHIAVELLI 6440, BROTHER ZORT 
6338, BROTHER ZERO 6341, THALES 6286, HALE BOPPER 6375, SCARHEART 5914, MOLLY 6362, 
and COMRADE KOOK 6339.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

NICK FURY (12-5413) MARVEL HEROES (147)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

AGGRANDIZIN ANNE (12-6196) HIGH JINKS (584)