DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/14/2006    Duedate: 06/27/2006

RIZTAB ARENA

DM-12    TURN-544

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SCOOBY DOOM
HOUNDS OF HELL (596)
(12-6021) [13-5-1,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SCOOBY DOOM                    BACARDI LIMON
HOUNDS OF HELL (596)           BLACKED OUT ON... (560)
(12-6021) [13-5-1,116]         (12-5509) [2-0-0,52]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ALOURSHIN                      TALA GOG
SWEET MAGIC (267)              SWEET MAGIC (267)
(12-6126) [19-20-1,78]         (12-6066) [14-30-0,73]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CULTS-R-US (624)            57
2. MARVEL HEROES (147)         32      SIMON SEZ SLASH? (602)
3. THAT TEAM (556)             31      Unchartered Team
4. BLACKED OUT ON... (560)     27
5. HOUNDS OF HELL (596)        26      BLACKED OUT ON... (560)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SIMON SEZ SLASH? (602)     9   2  1 81.8   1/ 2 HIGH JINKS (584)          9  6 0
 2/ 2*BLACKED OUT ON... (560)    6   2  1 75.0   2/ 3 FORCE OF FIVE (586)       9  6 0
 3- 4 ERRATA (604)              20  17  1 54.1   3/ 1 MARVEL HEROES (147)       8  6 0
 4/ 5 MARVEL HEROES (147)      231 199 11 53.7   4/ 4 DREAMERS (142)            8  7 1
 5/ 7 HOUNDS OF HELL (596)      48  43  2 52.7   5/ 5 CULTS-R-US (624)          7  8 0
 6/ 6 CULTS-R-US (624)          42  38  1 52.5   6/ 9*BLACKED OUT ON... (560)   6  2 1
 7/ 8 FORCE OF FIVE (586)       38  35  1 52.1   7/11 THAT TEAM (556)           6  5 2
 8/ 9 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)    64  61  3 51.2   8/ 8 HOUNDS OF HELL (596)      5  1 0
 9/10 HIGH JINKS (584)         159 163 10 49.4   9/ 7 SWEET MAGIC (267)         4 11 0
10/11 DREAMERS (142)           %1051 %1086 85 49.2  10/10 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)    3  2 0
11/12 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)      40  46  1 46.5  11/ 6 TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)      3  3 0
12/13 THAT TEAM (556)           12  15  3 44.4  12/14 WHO DA MAN? (623)         3  3 0
13/14 SWEET MAGIC (267)        418 694 11 37.6  13/12 STEEL THUNDER (630)       2 13 0
14/15 WHO DA MAN? (623)          9  15  0 37.5  14/15 SIMON SEZ SLASH? (602)    1  2 0
15/16 STEEL THUNDER (630)       53  97  7 35.3  15/ 0*SP@RE P@RTS (634)         1  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
16/ 0*SP@RE P@RTS (634)          1   4  0 20.0  16-16 ERRATA (604)              0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 543): MRI of SOLITAIRE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 543): NICK FURY of MARVEL HEROES (Dr. Strange, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 537): TENDER LOIN of MEAT MARKET (?, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 540): POT OF GOLD of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 538): THORIK of STEEL WOLVES (?, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 536): JILL OPPY of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 268): LADY CONSOLACION of FILIPINA LADYZ (Lady
                                         Martilyo, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 529): YEAR OF THE CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 266): JARL FORKBEARD of THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 525): GRETH of RILL'S GCSC2 (Rillion, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 523): THIMBELL of THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 514): NOREASTER of DIRT DEVILS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 477): DAPHNE CAMISADO of TERMAGANT VOTARY (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 243): FROSTFLARE of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 237): FIGHTING TREE of LAND OF OZ (Oz the Successful)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 224): YAIWE of DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 404): TOE of GET (JE, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 383): RANDY of FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 370): DEADWOOD of POSSE (Rosebud, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 173): ENDU ENDU of DUDS (Amy A Airhead, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAIYLA KIV (turn 341): REM of DARKLINGS (She-Puppy, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 336): PRONGS of HOGWARTS EXPRESS (Rillion, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 325): AIDEN of LETHAL HERITAGE (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 430): FUNNY BUNNY of RHYME TYME from KHALANI (Emerald Orbs)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 543): PHILANTHROPISTS II (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 543): none
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 537): TRIPLE CROWN (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 540): PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 538): STEEL WOLVES (?, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 536): JAGUAR WARRIORS (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 268): OLD WANDERERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 529): CARDOW HUNTERS (Uncle Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 266): SOL INVICTUS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 525): RILL'S GCSC2 (Rillion, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 523): DEATH PENALTY (Rosebud, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 514): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 477): THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 243): THE FIVE RONIN (Bones, mgr.)
 DM  47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 237): none
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 224): DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 404): GET (JE, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 383): FEAR FACTORY (Var, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 370): SAND DANCERS (Lani, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 173): FAMILY JEWELS (Gem Genius, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAIYLA KIV (turn 341): SAND DANCERS (Olinda, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 336): HOGWARTS EXPRESS (Rillion, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 325): LETHAL HERITAGE (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 430): MEOW MIX, etc. (Ultraist, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 543): NICK FURY of MARVEL HEROES (Dr. Strange, mgr.)
               (turn 542): AGGRANDIZIN ANNE of HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
 DM  28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 268): LADY CONSOLACION of FILIPINA LADYZ (Lady
                                         Martilyo, mgr.)
                                         GRIM BLACKSMITH of NORTHERN BADLANDS
                                         (Maximillian, mgr.)
                             (turn 267): MOONSHINE of LUNAE MILITES (The Omnimancer)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 528): ENOSHIMA of BLACK SAMURAI (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 266): JARL FORKBEARD of THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord, mgr.)
                               KIRKEN TUORNIN of THE NIGHTHAWKS (Firehawk, mgr.)
                               WARGASM of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 514): BUMP 'N' JUMP of FLIPPERS ARCADE (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 477): DAPHNE CAMISADO of TERMAGANT VOTARY (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 382): PITSPAWN FOULDOG of FEAR FACTORY (Var, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 369): TEBAS TEN KOGAN of SAND DANCERS (Lani, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAIYLA KIV (turn 341): REM of DARKLINGS (She-Puppy, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 325): AIDEN of LETHAL HERITAGE (Lord Xiang, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, RIZTAB?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  If this keeps up, TRIPLE 6 MAFIA, you'll 
have to shine swords instead of use them.  A drop of 5 in the rankings?  THAT TEAM 
turned their 3-2-1 turn into a 7th place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better 
than this, and you get put on hit lists.  Now let's all watch BLACKED OUT ON...'s 
heads swell from their 3-1-0 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big 
deal.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see TWISTED CLOWN win a fight and 
gain 22 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, BROTHER ZERO beat OVERDOSE and OVERDOSE lost 19 
points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Going for broke or broken, our Duelmaster 
HANG-TEN HARRY challenged this turn.  And if variety is the spice of life, RIZTAB may 
be getting bland, as NICK FURY stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, 
kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  
Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
What's the big D?  MARVEL HEROES was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  
Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was FORCE OF FIVE.  Ha ha ha ha!  KALEN was 
challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or 
feared?  Heh, heh.  Looks like time for laurels or hemlock, BUDDHA was challenged by 
COMRADE KOOK, who was ranked 32 points below him.  My sides still hurt from laughing 
about BUDDHA losing and giving COMRADE KOOK 24 points of recognition.  Ha ha ha ha!!  
I guess I can give a little credit to MAVERICK of MARVEL HEROES for challenging up by 
23 to SUGAR JANE.  MAVERICK won to get 85 points of recognition.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if 
the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Glad 
to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCOOBY DOOM 6021             13   5  1   116       HOUNDS OF HELL (596)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ASTRO ASSASSIN 6047          13   4  1   115       HOUNDS OF HELL (596)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TILLERITA 6007               22  29  0   106       SWEET MAGIC (267)
 AUTUMN LEAVES 5975           21  35  1    99       SWEET MAGIC (267)
 THALES 6286                  13   8  0    95       DREAMERS (142)
 HANG-TEN HARRY 6324          12   8  0    94       HIGH JINKS (584)
 WUSTHOF 6098                  9   2  1    94       SIMON SEZ SLASH? (602)
 SISTER X 6340                11   5  0    92       CULTS-R-US (624)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHIC SHEIK 6205              12   8  0    90       ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
 SORAK 5918                   11   4  0    90       FORCE OF FIVE (586)
 SUGAR JANE 5948              13  47  0    86       SWEET MAGIC (267)
 MAVERICK 5654                 9   9  1    85       MARVEL HEROES (147)
 CAELUM 5916                  13   2  0    79       FORCE OF FIVE (586)
 ALOURSHIN 6126               19  20  1    78       SWEET MAGIC (267)
 TALA GOG 6066                14  30  0    73       SWEET MAGIC (267)
 BUDDHA 6231                  13  10  0    67       DREAMERS (142)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CANNABUS JR II 3813           9   7  0    66       TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)
 KALEN 6418                    9   6  0    63       STEEL THUNDER (630)
-MONKEY 6105                   5   3  0    62       ERRATA (604)
 BROTHER ZERO 6341             8   8  0    60       CULTS-R-US (624)
 COMRADE KOOK 6339            10   6  1    58       CULTS-R-US (624)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TWISTED CLOWN 6360            6   2  1    55       ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
 BROTHER ZORT 6338             9   7  0    54       CULTS-R-US (624)
 LOSING IS FUN 6330            7   5  0    52       WHO DA MAN? (623)
 BACARDI LIMON 5509            2   0  0    52       BLACKED OUT ON... (560)
 UGLY EDDIE 6370               7   3  0    47       HIGH JINKS (584)
-JIMMY CRACKCORN 3827          8   8  0    45       TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)
 HAWKEYE 5655                  9   9  0    42       MARVEL HEROES (147)
-SUGAR 6104                    6   4  0    42       ERRATA (604)
 HUME 6376                     6   2  0    40       DREAMERS (142)
 FUNKY MONK 6295               8   5  0    39       ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
 OVERDOSE 3908                 6   5  1    39       TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THAT PERSON 5866              4   0  1    30       THAT TEAM (556)
 KRANKYKARL 6406               4   2  1    30       HIGH JINKS (584)
-BOGUS LA 6132                 3   5  0    29       ERRATA (604)
-CRAZED CLIFFORD 6140          5   2  0    27       HOUNDS OF HELL (596)
 DRUNK 6393                    3   1  0    27       TRIPLE 6 MAFIA (424)
 MOLLY 6362                    6   8  0    26       HIGH JINKS (584)
 THAT GUY 5442                 2   3  0    26       THAT TEAM (556)
 SCARHEART 5914                5  10  0    25       FORCE OF FIVE (586)
-RYE 6108                      3   1  1    25       ERRATA (604)
 AGIS 6449                     3   1  0    25       FORCE OF FIVE (586)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHE-HULK 6438                 3   1  0    23       MARVEL HEROES (147)
 SILVER-SURFER 6439            3   2  0    22       MARVEL HEROES (147)
 THAT WOMAN 6475               1   0  1    21       THAT TEAM (556)
 MACHIAVELLI 6440              2   2  0    20       DREAMERS (142)
 YODA MAN 6328                 2  10  0    18       WHO DA MAN? (623)
 HALE BOPPER 6375              2   7  0    13       CULTS-R-US (624)
 IRONSTORM 6483                1   0  0    11       STEEL THUNDER (630)
 ARISTOCRAT RUM 5505           2   0  1    10       BLACKED OUT ON... (560)
 HEAVY MEATAL HERO 6410        2   2  0    10       ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
 ARISTOCRAT VODKA 5508         2   0  0    10       BLACKED OUT ON... (560)
 THAT GAL 6477                 1   0  0    10       THAT TEAM (556)
 SETH 6482                     1   1  0     8       FORCE OF FIVE (586)
 JIM BEAM 5506                 0   2  0     6       BLACKED OUT ON... (560)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TROLLEY BOOM 6471             1   0  0     5       SP@RE P@RTS (634)
 TURBO 6460                    0   3  0     3       STEEL THUNDER (630)
 HURRICANE 6481                0   2  0     2       STEEL THUNDER (630)
 FLY WHEEL 6473                0   1  0     1       SP@RE P@RTS (634)
 THAT MAN 6476                 0   1  0     1       THAT TEAM (556)
 CROCODILE CLIP 6470           0   1  0     1       SP@RE P@RTS (634)
 TALON 6484                    0   1  0     1       STEEL THUNDER (630)
 AIMOSLAY 6486                 0   1  0     1       HIGH JINKS (584)
 LUG NUT 6469                  0   1  0     1       SP@RE P@RTS (634)
 CRANKCASE 6472                0   1  0     1       SP@RE P@RTS (634)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
HEZASH THE MOUTH 478   0  1 0   1                   THAT WOMAN 6475       544 NONE    
NO FUTURE 6485         0  1 0 DREAMERS 142          TILKIRRIN THE ELF 492 544 NONE    
BLADESONG 6453         1  1 0 STEEL THUNDER 630     THAT PERSON 5866      542         
KRUSHER 6479           0  1 0 STEEL THUNDER 630     ARISTOCRAT RUM 5505   543         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Agis -- Well done, man.  It only took you two challenges to defeat me.  Only two
challenges to limp away from the worst warrior you'll ever lay eyes on.  Very
impressive.  After that magisterial performance I'm in awe of your abilities.   When
you tinkle I'm sure it only takes you two chances to get it in the bowl, and when you
spit I'm sure you have a 50/50 shot of hitting the broadside of a barn.  When your
wife yelps with pleasure and when your children are born I'm sure there's an even
chance you're the reason why.  Well done. -- Hale Bopper

Hawkeye -- I've never been humiliated so badly, yet oddly felt so good at the same
time. -- Comrade Kook

Silver-Surfer -- OOOoooo..... that was Ugly ...and I'm Ugly ...and I don't impart my
craftily hoarded Ugly secrets to others very well, either.  Doubly Ugly. -- Ugly
Eddie <snaggle-toothed grin>

Twisted Clown -- The ultimate in twisted fighters.  Those must be some kinda twisted
numbers. -- Molly

Hume -- I came looking for it and sure enough you've got it.  In fact, you're full of
it. Ha! -- Krankykarl
P.S.  Thought of that one myself

Wusthof -- I told you those "old man" jokes weren't so funny.  Walking stick indeed.
-- Hang-Ten Harry

Sweet Magic -- How gracious. <curtsy> -- Aggrandizin Anne

Astro Assassin -- Look, you!  Go find a star and assassinate it, but leave ME alone,
okay? -- Alourshin

Sorak -- Heck.  I guess that's what I can expect if I only bring a force of four to
the fight, and you've got a five.  Darn. -- Sugar Jane

Kalen -- Hey, I'm not quite as bad as my record!  Especially with the experience
difference so heavily in my favor. -- Tillerita
P.S.  Good try, though.

Short Peter -- Damned dwarves. -- Autumn Leaves

Caelum -- Hmm, I guess I should get to bed earlier the night before the fights,
shouldn't I? -- Tala Gog

26 May 2006
     The Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire want to announce the joining of a new
member who cherishes the same ideals, respect and loyalty that we hold dear.
     From this day forward let all know that Blackstorm is now a Dark Knight of the
Desolate Empire Alliance.  With him as our chosen brother, our alliance only becomes
stronger.  Let all his foes become ours, and ours his.  May all our enemies' blood
flow freely and give NO quarter in war.
     This is also a warning to any cowards, bullies, etc....  If you play with fire,
you WILL get burnt!!!

Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

6 June 2006
To those involved, no, I have not abandoned your stories.  But I've been letting them
drift, and that has to stop, so I am taking the time to make sure that I know where
they are going, more than just "what happens next" dreamed up on the fly, before
resuming work on them.  No new stories will be started until at least one of the old
ones has concluded, for the same reason:  quantity can't substitute for quality.
Your patience in this matter is appreciated. -- the Scribe

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NO FUTURE was butchered by TILKIRRIN THE ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HURRICANE was devastated by THAT PERSON in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
TURBO was overcome by ARISTOCRAT RUM in a 2 minute novice's Bloodfeud match.
NICK FURY vanquished HANG-TEN HARRY in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SORAK was defeated by TILLERITA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
ASTRO ASSASSIN devastated AUTUMN LEAVES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
WUSTHOF devastated ALOURSHIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
CAELUM unbelievably bested TALA GOG in a action packed 4 minute Challenge melee.
KALEN was vanquished by THALES in a 3 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MAVERICK vanquished SUGAR JANE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
COMRADE KOOK savagely defeated BUDDHA in a 2 minute gory Challenge melee.
BROTHER ZORT overpowered HAWKEYE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
TWISTED CLOWN viciously subdued HUME in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge conflict.
MACHIAVELLI savagely defeated HALE BOPPER in a popular 3 minute Challenge brawl.
SILVER-SURFER viciously subdued YODA MAN in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
JIM BEAM was bested by SCARHEART in a 1 minute beginner vs. veteran Challenge duel.
SCOOBY DOOM devastated SISTER X in a popular 1 minute brutal mismatched Title brawl.
OVERDOSE was demolished by BROTHER ZERO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
KRANKYKARL was overpowered by BACARDI LIMON in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
FUNKY MONK was viciously subdued by UGLY EDDIE in a popular 4 minute gory contest.
LOSING IS FUN vanquished THAT GUY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MOLLY overcame SETH in a 1 minute expert vs. amateur duel.
DRUNK overpowered TALON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HEAVY MEATAL HERO defeated FLY WHEEL in a 2 minute novice's duel.
ARISTOCRAT VODKA savagely defeated CRANKCASE in a 6 minute gory novice's duel.
AGIS demolished AIMOSLAY in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
THAT WOMAN slaughtered HEZASH THE MOUTH in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
THAT MAN was overcome by TROLLEY BOOM in a 1 minute amateur's bout.
THAT GAL vanquished CROCODILE CLIP in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
IRONSTORM overpowered LUG NUT in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         PARRY-STRIKE      24 -  17 -  1      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         WALL OF STEEL     28 -  21 -  1      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         LUNGING ATTACK    34 -  29 -  1      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         AIMED BLOW        21 -  22 -  1      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  28 -  2      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  16 -  2      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         STRIKING ATTACK   37 -  46 -  3      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  26 -  1      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE       18 -  28 -  0      39  |

Turn 544 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  2     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  5     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  3         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  4         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SCOOBY DOOM 6021           13   5  1  116 HOUNDS OF HELL (596)
STRIKING ATTACK  ASTRO ASSASSIN 6047        13   4  1  115 HOUNDS OF HELL (596)
PARRY-LUNGE      THALES 6286                13   8  0   95 DREAMERS (142)
SLASHING ATTACK  WUSTHOF 6098                9   2  1   94 SIMON SEZ SLASH? (602)
PARRY-STRIKE     SORAK 5918                 11   4  0   90 FORCE OF FIVE (586)
WALL OF STEEL    BUDDHA 6231                13  10  0   67 DREAMERS (142)
TOTAL PARRY      KALEN 6418                  9   6  0   63 STEEL THUNDER (630)
AIMED BLOW       BACARDI LIMON 5509          2   0  0   52 BLACKED OUT ON... (560)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ALOURSHIN 6126.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TALA GOG 6066.  The ten other most popular fighters were UGLY EDDIE 6370, TWISTED 
CLOWN 6360, MACHIAVELLI 6440, COMRADE KOOK 6339, HANG-TEN HARRY 6324, ASTRO ASSASSIN 
6047, CAELUM 5916, THALES 6286, SILVER-SURFER 6439, and SCOOBY DOOM 6021.

The least popular fighter this week was CRANKCASE 6472.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LUG NUT 6469, CROCODILE CLIP 6470, AIMOSLAY 6486, TALON 6484, SETH 
6482, THAT GUY 5442, KRANKYKARL 6406, OVERDOSE 3908, SISTER X 6340, and YODA MAN 
6328.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

NICK FURY (12-5413) MARVEL HEROES (147)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLI

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SID 3449 (68-69-1)                     3  3  0         VICIOUS VANDALS      

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ULTIMATE FURY 5020 (42-36-2)           4  3  0         LUROCIANS IV         
BEAG MAGDA 4380 (71-53-2)              3  3  0         DARKMOON             

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WYATT EARP 2168 (38-20-1)              3  3  0         THE LAWMEN           

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLACK ARCHER 3712 (17-8-0)             6  3  0         THE BLACK PHALANX    

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GROTESQUE ZOMBIE 6071 (19-12-1)        2  3  0         ALL HALLOW'S EVE     
TINY MULDOON 4045 (16-3-3)             1  3  0         HALL OF GIANT        

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BARBARIAN 4783 (4-34-0)                1  2  0  DEAD   SUPERIOR FORCES 22T  

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BUDDHA 6231 (12-7-0)                   1  3  0         DREAMERS             
THALES 6286 (10-7-0)                   1  3  0         DREAMERS             

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CROWN ROYAL 5507 (0-0-0)               6  3  0         BLACKED OUT ON...    
ASTRO ASSASSIN 6047 (10-3-1)           5  3  0         HOUNDS OF HELL       
SCOOBY DOOM 6021 (10-4-1)              5  3  0         HOUNDS OF HELL       
HANG-TEN HARRY 6324 (9-6-0)            4  3  0         HIGH JINKS           
MAVERICK 5654 (6-7-1)                  2  3  0         MARVEL HEROES        
CANNABUS JR II 3813 (7-7-0)            1  3  1         TRIPLE 6 MAFIA       

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
OVERDOSE 3908 (5-2-1)                  2  3  0         TRIPLE 6 MAFIA       
GANJA 3924 (2-5-0)                     1  2  0  DEAD   TRIPLE 6 MAFIA       

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THAT PERSON 5866 (1-0-0)               5  3  1         THAT TEAM            
ABYSSINIAN ASSASSIN 6348 (3-1-1)       4  3  0         ARENA FELINES        
HUME 6376 (3-1-0)                      2  3  0         DREAMERS             
KRANKYKARL 6406 (1-0-1)                1  3  0         HIGH JINKS           

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CATFISH HUNTER 6441 (0-0-0)            3  3  0         ARENA FELINES        
SILVER-SURFER 6439 (0-0-0)             3  3  0         MARVEL HEROES        
TOM 6407 (0-0-0)                       3  3  0         ARENA FELINES        
MACHIAVELLI 6440 (0-0-0)               2  3  0         DREAMERS             

ADM FOOLS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DOC HOLIDAY 2956 (27-24-1)             3  3  0         THE LAWMEN           
ARTEMISIA 5096 (42-43-0)               2  3  0         DARKMOON             
AGLIBOL 5848 (29-19-0)                 0  3  0         DARKMOON             
BRIARTHORN 5671 (29-27-1)              0  3  0         DARKMOON             

CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KANT 6038 (19-20-1)                    0  3  0         DREAMERS             

CHAMPIONS FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CHIC SHEIK 6205 (12-7-0)               1  3  0         ALL HALLOW'S EVE     
AGGRANDIZIN ANNE 6196 (12-14-1)        0  3  0         HIGH JINKS           

ADEPTS FOOLS TOURNEY                   W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BACARDI LIMON 5509 (0-0-0)             2  3  0         BLACKED OUT ON...    
THE FENRIS WOLF 6114 (8-3-0)           2  3  0  DEAD   HOUNDS OF HELL       

INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DEPUTY DAN 6257 (1-0-0)                3  3  0         THE LAWMEN           

ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PICKLED PUNK 6382 (0-0-0)              1  3  0         JGW EXIRATION        
SHE-HULK 6438 (0-0-0)                  0  3  0         MARVEL HEROES