DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/20/2006    Duedate: 10/03/2006

RIZTAB ARENA

DM-12    TURN-551

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BROTHER ZERO
CULTS-R-US (624)
(12-6341) [14-9-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BROTHER ZERO                   CRANKCASE
CULTS-R-US (624)               SP@RE P@RTS (634)
(12-6341) [14-9-0,115]         (12-6472) [5-3-0,31]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ALOURSHIN                      HURRICANE
SWEET MAGIC (267)              STEEL THUNDER (630)
(12-6126) [19-27-1,85]         (12-6481) [2-7-0,24]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CULTS-R-US (624)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CULTS-R-US (624)            42
2. HIGH JINKS (584)            28      CULTS-R-US (624)
3. DREAMERS (142)              22      Unchartered Team
4. THAT TEAM (556)             21
5. STEEL THUNDER (630)         20      SP@RE P@RTS (634)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*LEGION OF CHAOS (636)     10   4  0 71.4   1/ 1 CULTS-R-US (624)         11  4 0
 2- 2 THE NORTH (554)           10   5  1 66.7   2/ 3 DREAMERS (142)           10  5 1
 3- 3 ARENA FELINES (177)      765 541 67 58.6   3/ 4 HIGH JINKS (584)         10  5 0
 4/ 4 CULTS-R-US (624)          65  50  1 56.5   4- 2*LEGION OF CHAOS (636)     7  2 0
 5- 5 MARVEL HEROES (147)      250 210 11 54.3   5/ 6 STEEL THUNDER (630)       6  9 0
 6/ 0 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)    68  62  3 52.3   6/ 7*SP@RE P@RTS (634)         6  9 0
 7/ 7 HIGH JINKS (584)         179 178 10 50.1   7- 5 MARVEL HEROES (147)       4  6 0
 8- 6 FORCE OF FIVE (586)       46  46  2 50.0   8/ 8 WHO DA MAN? (623)         3  3 0
 9/ 8 DREAMERS (142)           %1073 %1099 86 49.4   9/12*ICE AGE (639)             3  8 0
10- 9 CASTLE (230)             235 268 15 46.7  10/ 0 THAT TEAM (556)           2  1 0
11/ 0 THAT TEAM (556)           14  16  3 46.7  11/ 0 ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)    2  1 0
12-12*MOVEMENTS (573)            2   3  0 40.0  12/ 9 SWEET MAGIC (267)         2 13 0
13/14*SP@RE P@RTS (634)         15  25  0 37.5  13-11 ARENA FELINES (177)       1  0 0
14/13 STEEL THUNDER (630)       69 116  7 37.3  14-13 THE NORTH (554)           1  0 0
15/15 SWEET MAGIC (267)        424 723 11 37.0  15-14*MOVEMENTS (573)           1  1 0
16/16 WHO DA MAN? (623)         13  25  0 34.2  16-10 FORCE OF FIVE (586)       1  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
17/17*ICE AGE (639)              3   8  0 27.3  17-16 CASTLE (230)              1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Who?  What?  Me?  Now?  [politically impressive clearing of the throat combined with
an intimidating physical stance].
Of course the ever-expected elevation of the most imposing and physically impressive
Duelmaster in the history of this God-forsaken arena (even the assistant sword pages
with the sand grading rakes are heathens).  Who could possibly expect less?  What
sort of twitty Cromagnon would deny my rightful place as..... [kneecap slap a
shortspear between the legs and the timber tumbles]
[enter Sister X]  I demand a recount!  How's my masterly (though admittedly
infantile) piddlin contest with Maverick and his band of self-serving do-gooders less
deserving of the title than the appropriately named Zero?  A 7' dogwood whose claim
to fame is slappin around a couple of Jorja's inept never parry-anythings (better
known as masochistic skill radiators).  What sort of corrupt system would want an
over-sized orangutan as Duelmaster?  The only possible excuse is sexism.  I'm the
victim of an all male gladiatorial commission intent on reducing me to a burqua
wearing second-class sex slave...... [Sister X yelps as a QS sweeps her Shewish dwarf
legs]
[enter Comrade Kook]  You tiny whiny little girl, we all know who the most
discriminated against, the most deserving of the title of Duelmaster is!  [holds up
admaster certificate]  Those anachronistic old men at the commission rejected my
style entirely on the basis of machismo.  So I like to twirl a bit with my parries
and pirouette a bit with my ripostes, is that any reason to negate the results?  I
dare you supposedly straight-laced arbiters of style to fault my form as I
simultaneously kick up my heels while kicking butt..... [ mercifully, a GS from on
high comes crashing down]
[reenter Zero]  Enough!  You petulant infants!  The Duelmaster is me, the greatest
nearly negative name in the history of Riztab!  I demand respect you atheist asses,
you buffoonish brutes, you cultish cads, you delusional dolts, you egomaniacal
entrails, you freakish fools, you gonad-challenged goons, you illiterate itinerants,
you jackass jerks, etc, etc, etc....  [into the wee hours of the morning]

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, RIZTAB?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  If this keeps up, FORCE OF FIVE, you'll 
have to shine swords instead of use them.  A drop of 6 in the rankings?  ICE AGE 
turned their 1-4-0 turn into a 9th place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better 
than this, and you get put on hit lists.  Now let's all watch HIGH JINKS' heads swell 
from their 4-1-0 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big deal.  Of 
course, we're all terribly impressed to see KRANKYKARL win a fight and gain 20 
points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, TALON beat TROLLEY BOOM and TROLLEY BOOM lost 12 points. 
You're breakin' my heart.  Going for broke or broken, our Duelmaster SUGAR JANE 
challenged this turn.  And if variety is the spice of life, RIZTAB may be getting 
bland, as BROTHER ZERO stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks 
and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  SP@RE P@RTS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were 
this turn's most avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And it 
looks like STEEL THUNDER avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be 
losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  UGLY EDDIE was challenged more times this turn than 
the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for RIZTAB's 
morgue.  More variety.  I could say I saw this coming, but so could anyone else.  
Anyway, this turn it came.  FUNKY MONK's 9-5-0 has earned him the Dark Arena.  Now 
hey, I like to see a death as much as the next guy, but hey ALL HALLOW'S EVE, whyja 
send FUNKY MONK to the Dark Arena, look at his record, huh?  Honor is like a 
chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless 
rebuke me on this one.   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see 
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROTHER ZERO 6341            14   9  0   115       CULTS-R-US (624)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SISTER X 6340                16   7  0   112       CULTS-R-US (624)
-ALEX SCHIMMELFENNIG 5748     10   4  1   109       THE NORTH (554)
 COMRADE KOOK 6339            15   8  1   106       CULTS-R-US (624)
-SORAK 5918                   13   6  0   100       FORCE OF FIVE (586)
 SUGAR JANE 5948              14  53  0    95       SWEET MAGIC (267)
 MACHIAVELLI 6440              7   4  0    94       DREAMERS (142)
-SILVER-SURFER 6439            9   2  0    93       MARVEL HEROES (147)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MAVERICK 5654                12  12  1    86       MARVEL HEROES (147)
 ALOURSHIN 6126               19  27  1    85       SWEET MAGIC (267)
 BUDDHA 6231                  16  14  0    83       DREAMERS (142)
 TALA GOG 6066                15  36  0    81       SWEET MAGIC (267)
-HAWKEYE 5655                 13  11  0    79       MARVEL HEROES (147)
 BROTHER ZORT 6338            14   9  0    77       CULTS-R-US (624)
-ROBESPIERRE 3782             18  16  0    74       CASTLE (230)
 LOSING IS FUN 6330           10   9  0    74       WHO DA MAN? (623)
-CAELUM 5916                  14   5  0    70       FORCE OF FIVE (586)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TWISTED CLOWN 6360            7   2  1    64       ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
-LATIN RELOAD 5566             9   7  0    60       CASTLE (230)
 UGLY EDDIE 6370              11   6  0    59       HIGH JINKS (584)
-JEEZUS FREAK 3884            11  14  0    58       CASTLE (230)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KRANKYKARL 6406               8   5  1    52       HIGH JINKS (584)
 KALEN 6418                   12  10  0    49       STEEL THUNDER (630)
 TALON 6484                    5   3  0    41       STEEL THUNDER (630)
 HUME 6376                     9   6  0    40       DREAMERS (142)
 THAT PERSON 5866              5   0  1    35       THAT TEAM (556)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRONSTORM 6483                6   2  0    33       STEEL THUNDER (630)
-ABYSSINIAN ASSASSIN 6348      4   2  1    33       ARENA FELINES (177)
-SETH 6482                     4   2  1    33       FORCE OF FIVE (586)
-LOST 6503                     3   0  0    32       LEGION OF CHAOS (636)
 CRANKCASE 6472                5   3  0    31       SP@RE P@RTS (634)
-JACK OF HEARTS 6488           4   2  0    28       MARVEL HEROES (147)
 YODA MAN 6328                 3  16  0    27       WHO DA MAN? (623)
-THAT GUY 5442                 2   3  0    26       THAT TEAM (556)
 DEXTER 6524                   4   0  0    25       HIGH JINKS (584)
 EPICURIOUS 6495               4   2  0    25       DREAMERS (142)
 LEIBNIZ 6540                  2   0  0    25       DREAMERS (142)
-LUCKY 6502                    3   0  0    24       LEGION OF CHAOS (636)
 HURRICANE 6481                2   7  0    24       STEEL THUNDER (630)
-SHOVER 5763                   2   1  0    24       MOVEMENTS (573)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WINTER SHADOWS 6526           3   1  0    22       SWEET MAGIC (267)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TROLLEY BOOM 6471             4   4  0    21       SP@RE P@RTS (634)
-THAT WOMAN 6475               1   0  1    21       THAT TEAM (556)
 THAT GAL 6477                 2   0  0    19       THAT TEAM (556)
-TOM 6407                      2   1  0    17       ARENA FELINES (177)
-PIPS 6500                     2   0  0    16       LEGION OF CHAOS (636)
-KILL BILL 6332                3   3  0    14       CASTLE (230)
-DIDO 6337                     2   3  1    12       CASTLE (230)
 FLY WHEEL 6473                2   6  0    12       SP@RE P@RTS (634)
 CROCODILE CLIP 6470           2   6  0    12       SP@RE P@RTS (634)
 COUSIN DAVE 6530              1   1  0    11       ICE AGE (639)
-HEAVY MEATAL HERO 6410        2   2  0    10       ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
 WACKY WACO WONK 6505          2   3  0     9       CULTS-R-US (624)
 MIZZEN SHROUD 6538            1   1  0     8       SP@RE P@RTS (634)
 THE WOLFMAN 6462              1   0  0     7       ALL HALLOW'S EVE (599)
-CATFISH HUNTER 6441           0   1  0     7       ARENA FELINES (177)
 TARILISS 6527                 1   3  0     6       SWEET MAGIC (267)
 RATTLER 6541                  1   0  0     6       HIGH JINKS (584)
-THE BLOB 6510                 1   1  0     6       FORCE OF FIVE (586)
-DEALER 6535                   1   1  0     6       LEGION OF CHAOS (636)
 LIL WAYNE 6531                1   2  0     5       ICE AGE (639)
 MISSY MOSSY 6539              1   1  0     5       HIGH JINKS (584)
 UNCLE JOE 6529                1   1  0     4       ICE AGE (639)
-HIGH ROLLER 6534              1   1  0     4       LEGION OF CHAOS (636)
 JUNE BUG 6532                 0   2  0     2       ICE AGE (639)
 JACK RYAN 6528                0   2  0     2       ICE AGE (639)
-SWAY 6523                     0   1  0     1       MOVEMENTS (573)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
FUNKY MONK 6295        9  6 0 ALL HALLOW'S EVE 599  ARENAMASTER RILLI 496 551 NONE    
BANE 6537              0  2 0 STEEL THUNDER 630     DARK STRANGER 498     551 NONE    
THAT MAN 6476          0  2 0 THAT TEAM 556         SPYMASTER TORRIC 495  551 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

High Roller -- I have arrived.  (you may kiss my flipper) -- Missy Mossy

Bane -- It's the cross UNDER the back slip, pivot, trust my thrust.  Walla!  And that
make's two and I'll take em both. -- Dexter

Brother Zort -- Once burned doesn't preclude a second hap'n stance occurrence. --
Krankykarl

Hume -- I got caught economizing it.  But a real ugly fight wif you maybes I gots ta
see. -- Ugly Eddie

Brother Zero -- Zero what?  It can't be your fighting ability, since you won.  Or
your brains--you learned five skills.  Hmm, it must be your courtesy, of which you
have none, yes?  Oh, well, at least I'm still alive.  That's worth a lot. -- Sugar
Jane, certified instructor

Silver Surfer -- I don't understand this surfing stuff.  I tried getting on a surf
board once when I visited the coast, but what's the point?  It sank and tipped me
into the water, and I got all WET.  Not worth it.  Still, if you can make it work for
you, why, go to it.  That is, as Debby Tonte once told me (on the same trip to the
coast), totally tubular.  Looks flat to me, but that's what she said. -- Tala Gog

Losing Is Fun -- Sorry you had such a miserable time of it.  We'll have to work on
the choreography. -- Alourshin

Lil Wayne -- (tipping her head WAY back)  My, you are a BIG lil cat, aren't you?
But, you see, I understand cold.  I can handle it. -- Winter Shadows
P.S.  Usually, anyway.

Leibniz -- That was no dream, that was a nightmare.  Please don't do it again, okay?
-- Tariliss

Seraphim -- Sweet Magic is managed, if you can call it that, by me. -- Jorja

26 August 2006
The Avengers of Light.  Another VC lackey?  What's the matter VC, are you scared?
Bringing in reinforcements.  It matters not, bring your avengers and they shall be
crushed!  I am Dark Knight Blackstorm and I represent the Desolate Empire and can
easily be found in 8, 28, 31, 47, 54, and 106.  I reply with steel and your women
shall cry when they start the body count!!!!!!!!!  Remember to sign your posts to
whoever from the VC wrote that earlier Ad. -- Dark Knight Blackstorm

4 September 2006
Civil War/The Crusades

The next edition of the Civil War series is to be held in Tobir, arena 14, beginning
November 25th with a round where all participating managers must DA all 5 of their
warriors; in addition all warriors must be prefixed with an A an F or a D in the
following manner:  A-Broke Stroker or (A) Broke Stroker.  Names simply beginning with
the letter of your federation will NOT count as properly prefixed!  Existing teams
are welcome but no warrior who survives the DA who had prior Fight Experience (arena
or tourney) will be allowed to score or challenge into the contest teams.  There will
be an equal number of teams set up for each of the three factions (Andorian, Free
Blades, and Delarquan) to create sides as equal as possible.  This along with the DA
round should set up pretty equal footing for all managers.  After the DA there will
be another round where you can either DA again or fight your new, or surviving,
warriors so they will be set up to challenge an opponent beginning on round 1.  So as
a recap DA round, turn 0, then turn 1 it begins with the following rules:

The Civil War to be held in arena 14.
- The contest runs for 10-28 turns (barring ties).
- No tourney participation allowed.  Teams with warriors participating in any
  tournament are disqualified.
- An even number of teams per faction worked out by the Faction Leaders.  No later
  substitutions are allowed.
- If a manager brings in a second team and challenges into the contest he is DQ'd and
  his side will fight one team short!
- Three factions will be participating:  Andorian, Delarquan, Free Blades
- Everyone prefixes their warrior with A-, F-, or D- (No prefix = disqualification of
  the warrior)
- Turn DA:  (The DA Round) November 25, 2006.  Every warrior must DA.  (Warriors not
  DA'd on Turn 0 are disqualified)
- Turn 0:  December 9th, 2006.  There will be no scoring this turn it is meant to
  allow for challenges on turn 1.
- Turn 1+:  Scoring as detailed below
- Each team gets 1 point for defeating a warrior from an opposing team.
- Fights against warriors on your team do not generate points in any situation.
- The team with the most points each turn gets a Battle Point (if there is a tie for
  the most points then no Battle Points are accrued)
- The first team to 10 Battle Points wins the war
- Managers of teams on the winning side each receive a +1 bonus potion to be used on
  a warrior on their contest team.  This must be applied within a month of the
  conclusion of the contest and the team must have been active on the last turn of
  the contest.

Anyone wishing to participate, and feels they can probably stick around for the
duration (don't want to handicap a side, of course unforeseeable events cannot be
planned for), should either diplo me at THE DEATH SQUAD(63) in Tobir (arena 14) or
place a personal ad in the arena.  You may also contact me via the Duel2.com boards!
Let me know which faction you would like to fight for!  This contest is intended to
be open to ALL managers wishing to pit themselves against each other to try and
determine which faction has the best managers! -- Street Legal

14 September 2006
     I am back in the arena and thinking back to those days in 1984 where I was a
novice and clueless manager.
     Now, 22 years later it looks like I am an ancient and once again clueless
manager.
     I am looking to recover some old warriors.  Since none of them are Aimed Blows,
they are no threat to win anything.  I just want to see how they turned out.

The Couatl 2-17
Madam Butterfly 20-701
Gypsy Moth 20-703
King Crab 21-1
Priestess Python 26-1388

Please contact me at DekeYoung@Comcast.net if you know about any of these ancient
warriors, or just want to bs about the old, old, old times.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FUNKY MONK was butchered by ARENAMASTER RILLION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
THAT MAN was slaughtered by SPYMASTER TORRIC in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
BANE was easily killed by DARK STRANGER in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
BROTHER ZERO vanquished SUGAR JANE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title brawl.
HUME was savagely defeated by UGLY EDDIE in a 2 minute bloody Challenge competition.
TALON vanquished TROLLEY BOOM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FLY WHEEL was overpowered by EPICURIOUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
IRONSTORM overpowered YODA MAN in a 2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge melee.
CRANKCASE unbelievably bested HURRICANE in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
COMRADE KOOK won victory over MACHIAVELLI in a popular 1 minute duel.
SISTER X overpowered ALOURSHIN in a 1 minute uneven match.
TALA GOG was beaten by BROTHER ZORT in a exciting 1 minute bloody veteran's fight.
LOSING IS FUN was unbelievably bested by BUDDHA in a 2 minute brutal contest.
KALEN was subdued by TWISTED CLOWN in a popular 2 minute brawl.
KRANKYKARL handily defeated BLACK BARTOK in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided conflict.
THAT PERSON overpowered CROCODILE CLIP in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
THAT GAL handily defeated LIL WAYNE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
WACKY WACO WONK was outwaited by THE WOLFMAN in a tiresome 13 minute novice's brawl.
DEXTER overpowered UNCLE JOE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WINTER SHADOWS overpowered JUNE BUG in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
TARILISS was viciously subdued by COUSIN DAVE in a 2 minute novice's bout.
JACK RYAN was beaten by RATTLER in a 1 minute beginner's fray.
LEIBNIZ handily defeated MISSY MOSSY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
MIZZEN SHROUD subdued KHAZRHO THE ZUKALI in a 1 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -   6 -  2      68  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         STRIKING ATTACK   60 -  46 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         TOTAL PARRY       19 -  17 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         WALL OF STEEL     28 -  26 -  0      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    42 -  42 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW        18 -  21 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-STRIKE      18 -  23 -  1      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    26 -  36 -  2      42  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -  32 -  1      37  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  23 -  0      34  |

Turn 551 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  4         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   BROTHER ZERO 6341          14   9  0  115 CULTS-R-US (624)
LUNGING ATTACK   SISTER X 6340              16   7  0  112 CULTS-R-US (624)
WALL OF STEEL    COMRADE KOOK 6339          15   8  1  106 CULTS-R-US (624)
STRIKING ATTACK  MACHIAVELLI 6440            7   4  0   94 DREAMERS (142)
PARRY-STRIKE     UGLY EDDIE 6370            11   6  0   59 HIGH JINKS (584)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    KRANKYKARL 6406             8   5  1   52 HIGH JINKS (584)
TOTAL PARRY      KALEN 6418                 12  10  0   49 STEEL THUNDER (630)
SLASHING ATTACK  THAT PERSON 5866            5   0  1   35 THAT TEAM (556)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ALOURSHIN 6126.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was HURRICANE 6481.  The ten other most popular fighters were TWISTED CLOWN 6360, 
COUSIN DAVE 6530, UGLY EDDIE 6370, LOSING IS FUN 6330, TARILISS 6527, BROTHER ZERO 
6341, IRONSTORM 6483, COMRADE KOOK 6339, SISTER X 6340, and BROTHER ZORT 6338.

The least popular fighter this week was THE WOLFMAN 6462.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MISSY MOSSY 6539, JACK RYAN 6528, JUNE BUG 6532, UNCLE JOE 
6529, LIL WAYNE 6531, CROCODILE CLIP 6470, ALOURSHIN 6126, YODA MAN 6328, TROLLEY 
BOOM 6471, and THAT MAN 6476.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SISTER X (12-6340) CULTS-R-US (624)

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLI

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SID 3449 (73-70-1)                     2  3  0         VICIOUS VANDALS      

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ULTIMATE FURY 5020 (42-36-2)           3  3  0         LUROCIANS IV         

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLACK ARCHER 3712 (21-10-0)            5  3  0         THE BLACK PHALANX    

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SCOOBY DOOM 6021 (15-5-1)              4  3  0         HOUNDS OF HELL       

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SISONGOEN 5168 (9-17-1)                7  3  0         LUROCIANS IV         
BARBARIAN 4783 (4-34-0)                1  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 22T  

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ASTRO ASSASSIN 6047 (15-4-1)           7  3  2         HOUNDS OF HELL       
CHIC SHEIK 6205 (13-8-0)               1  3  0  DEAD   ALL HALLOW'S EVE     

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CROWN ROYAL 5507 (0-0-0)               7  3  0         BLACKED OUT ON...    
BACARDI LIMON 5509 (3-1-0)             1  3  1         BLACKED OUT ON...    
JIMMY CRACKCORN 3827 (8-8-0)           1  3  0         TRIPLE 6 MAFIA       
KUNG PAO 5753 (3-1-1)                  0  3  0         LUROCIANS IV         
MONKEY 6105 (5-3-0)                    0  3  0         ERRATA               
SUGAR 6104 (6-4-0)                     0  3  0         ERRATA               

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TWISTED CLOWN 6360 (6-2-1)             8  3  0         ALL HALLOW'S EVE     

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DRUNK 6393 (3-1-0)                     2  1  0  DEAD   TRIPLE 6 MAFIA       
SHOVER 5763 (1-0-0)                    4  3  0         MOVEMENTS            

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLINKERALWAYSON 6466 (0-0-0)           1  3  0         BASH BROS DRIVER     
THE WOLFMAN 6462 (0-0-0)               1  3  0         ALL HALLOW'S EVE     
GREY 6478 (0-0-0)                      0  3  0         ERRATA