DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/27/2007 Duedate: 07/10/2007
RIZTAB ARENA
DM-12 TURN-571
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
KRANKYKARL
HIGH JINKS (584)
(12-6406) [19-14-1,108]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
KRANKYKARL POSITION IS EMPTY
HIGH JINKS (584)
(12-6406) [19-14-1,108]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
HURRICANE BLAZE
STEEL THUNDER (630) STEEL THUNDER (630)
(12-6481) [11-18-0,75] (12-6597) [4-3-0,43]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE UNDEAD (136)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE UNDEAD (136) 46
2. STEEL THUNDER (630) 39 CULTS-R-US (624)
3. COLD IRON BLOWS (637) 27 Unchartered Team
4. ICE AGE (639) 25
5. HIGH JINKS (584) 12 LA STARS (538)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 CULTS-R-US (624) 119 91 2 56.7 1/ 2 THE UNDEAD (136) 11 4 0
2/ 2 HIGH JINKS (584) 235 222 15 51.4 2/ 1 HIGH JINKS (584) 10 5 1
3/ 3 DREAMERS (142) %1124 %1146 87 49.5 3/ 4 CULTS-R-US (624) 9 6 1
4/ 4 COLD IRON BLOWS (637) 35 37 0 48.6 4/ 5 COLD IRON BLOWS (637) 7 5 0
5/ 7 THE UNDEAD (136) 26 29 1 47.3 5/ 3 STEEL THUNDER (630) 7 8 0
6/ 5 ICE AGE (639) 31 35 1 47.0 6/ 6 DREAMERS (142) 6 9 0
7- 6 CASTLE (230) 239 284 15 45.7 7/ 8 ICE AGE (639) 5 7 0
8/ 8 STEEL THUNDER (630) 115 170 11 40.4 8/ 7 SWEET MAGIC (267) 4 10 0
9- 9 WHO DA MAN? (623) 27 43 0 38.6 9- 9 WHO DA MAN? (623) 2 0 0
10/10 SWEET MAGIC (267) 461 785 13 37.0 10-10 CASTLE (230) 0 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, RIZTAB? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, HIGH JINKS, since THE UNDEAD
took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Of course, we're all
terribly impressed to see BLAZE win a fight and gain 19 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk,
BLAZE beat MADAM Y and MADAM Y lost 14 points. You're breakin' my heart. And it's
out with the old, in with the new, as KRANKYKARL takes the Title and last week's bar
tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes,
how else do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
RIZTAB, I am losing what little hope I had in you. THE UNDEAD the most avoided team?
What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And it looks like CULTS-R-US avoided them
the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. MANGY
POLECAT was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM
insulted or feared? Heh, heh. I guess I can give a little credit to BULLHOG of
STEEL THUNDER for challenging up by 22 to WINTER SHADOWS. BULLHOG lost to get 45
points of recognition.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for RIZTAB's
morgue. More variety. Not that I'll be buying the drinks, but I'll be glad to see
IRONSTORM and STEEL THUNDER at The Swinging Aardvark tonight celebrating their
bloodfeud victory over MANGY POLECAT. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only
shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
There's got to be a better place in RIZTAB to get a drink than The Swinging
Aardvark! Any suggestions? Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so
nice! So nyaaah! Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KRANKYKARL 6406 19 14 1 108 HIGH JINKS (584)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEXTER 6524 19 5 1 100 HIGH JINKS (584)
HUME 6376 20 15 0 92 DREAMERS (142)
LEIBNIZ 6540 16 6 0 91 DREAMERS (142)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IRONSTORM 6483 17 11 1 89 STEEL THUNDER (630)
-LATIN RELOAD 5566 11 9 0 81 CASTLE (230)
RANFNAGUD 6567 11 5 0 81 COLD IRON BLOWS (637)
MANGY POLECAT 6569 8 8 2 80 HIGH JINKS (584)
HURRICANE 6481 11 18 0 75 STEEL THUNDER (630)
BIG SHRIMP 6561 8 3 0 72 ICE AGE (639)
WINTER SHADOWS 6526 14 10 0 67 SWEET MAGIC (267)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MISSY MOSSY 6539 13 9 1 65 HIGH JINKS (584)
EGROS 6565 7 9 0 57 COLD IRON BLOWS (637)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JEEZUS FREAK 3884 12 17 0 54 CASTLE (230)
WACKY WACO WONK 6505 12 12 1 51 CULTS-R-US (624)
-YODA MAN 6328 5 30 0 48 WHO DA MAN? (623)
KOOL-AID DRINKER 6557 10 8 0 45 CULTS-R-US (624)
BULLHOG 6560 6 11 1 45 STEEL THUNDER (630)
SISTER Q 6579 7 4 0 43 CULTS-R-US (624)
BLAZE 6597 4 3 0 43 STEEL THUNDER (630)
TARILISS 6527 8 16 1 41 SWEET MAGIC (267)
SKELETON 1040 8 4 1 40 THE UNDEAD (136)
BONE YARD 6609 4 0 0 40 THE UNDEAD (136)
JASPER 6566 8 8 0 38 COLD IRON BLOWS (637)
QUALIX 6564 8 8 0 36 COLD IRON BLOWS (637)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SWEET BETSEY 6571 8 7 0 33 SWEET MAGIC (267)
GHOST 6606 3 1 0 31 THE UNDEAD (136)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MADAM Y 6576 6 6 0 30 CULTS-R-US (624)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEMOCRITUS 6611 3 1 0 23 DREAMERS (142)
SPECTRE 6607 3 1 0 23 THE UNDEAD (136)
BROTHER BASH 6577 3 1 1 21 ICE AGE (639)
-KILL BILL 6332 4 6 0 20 CASTLE (230)
BROTHER ZEN 6602 4 2 0 17 CULTS-R-US (624)
-JOY OF LOSING 6600 3 1 0 17 WHO DA MAN? (623)
IAINTPLAYING 6568 2 5 0 15 ICE AGE (639)
-DIDO 6337 2 7 1 14 CASTLE (230)
PARMENIDES 6599 1 5 0 12 DREAMERS (142)
VAMPYR 6608 2 2 0 10 THE UNDEAD (136)
LEUCIPPUS 6601 0 6 0 10 DREAMERS (142)
TIANNARY 6612 0 4 0 4 SWEET MAGIC (267)
THE BEZERKER 6605 0 3 0 3 ICE AGE (639)
CORIANELLE 6621 0 1 0 1 SWEET MAGIC (267)
-ALPHA MALE 6614 0 1 0 1 CASTLE (230)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ROBESPIERRE 3782 18 19 0 CASTLE 230 IRONSTORM 6483 568
WASH-OUT 6622 0 1 0 HIGH JINKS 584 TILKIRRIN THE ELF 492 571 NONE
SLIM THUG 6587 1 3 0 ICE AGE 639 ARENAMASTER RILLI 496 571 NONE
GOLIATH 6615 0 2 0 STEEL THUNDER 630 SPYMASTER TORRIC 495 571 NONE
TYGER 6559 4 11 1 STEEL THUNDER 630 MANGY POLECAT 6569 569 JUST REV
MARVANELLA 6574 6 5 1 SWEET MAGIC 267 WACKY WACO WONK 6505 569
PERSONAL ADS
Sweet Betsey -- Sweeeeet Betsey. Win or lose I always hang around fer honors.
Soooo? Which-a-dya-say...fancy lay-day? Only time will tell. -- Missy Mossy
Ironstorm -- You see? There's more to the ole Polecat n' any-bodies could have
foreseen. -- Mangy
P.S. ...Tyger would'a laughed.
Hume -- That was as short a term as anyone's held top ranking in a while. Hopefully
I got my message out. Not mess-age, like what my girlfriend likes me to do to her
feet <esssh> but message, like I'm great, my father is great, my grandfather is
great. He's a great grandfather. That sort of thing. -- Krankykarl
Hurricane -- I came to the right place to learn about dishing out and taking
punishments. You were a tad more on the receiving end than my humble self, but we're
all the better a teacher for it. -- Dexter
Madam Y -- Oh, well, I couldn't expect to defeat someone sophisticated and
knowledgeable like you, could I? What with me just being a simple golem girl. You
know, I don't get that golem thing. I swear my mother never mentioned it! What does
it MEAN, anyway? Mom and Dad are both Shews, so I should be Shewish, too, right? It
just doesn't make sense. -- Tariliss the confused Shewish golem
Missy Mossy -- Wow, GREAT skills for me! Thanks a lot. -- Sweet Betsey
P.S. I can see that you really are a golem. Wood, it looks like, with moss on?
The...distribution pattern? The way you wear your mosses is very pleasing to the
eye.
Kool-Aid Drinker -- YUCK-O! And it was even "sugar free," which is MUCH worse. Ack.
I know the janitors are going to be annoyed with me for spilling so much of it into
the sand--I guess it's like chewing gum as it "dries," and very hard to get rid of--
but I just couldn't stop myself. I see kool-aid in any form (including "embodied,"
so to speak), and I just have to strike out. -- Winter Shadows
P.S. Actually, Jorja gave us a minimum for our personals, and I had to think of
SOMETHING to spin it out. But I really don't care for kool-aid. Too sweet.
Democritus -- Wow, was it all YOUR fault? I can see that it was a neat dream, but do
you think it's WORKING? -- Tiannary
P.S. Oh, heck, the minimum. Uh...maybe you dwarves are more rational and can make
it work?
P.P.S. Or are you the one about everything being made of and breakable into little
tiny pieces? I can never keep you guys straight. Well, okay, I haven't TRIED much.
Sister Q -- Ah, but I'm trying to start a new trend, and I'm even willing to move to
the south pole for half the year to do it. Ever winter! -- Winter Shadows
The Berserker -- You think you can make fun of me for being a short Shew? Think
again. -- Khazrho the Zukali
P.S. I'm taller than I look.
Ranfnagud -- Damn. I thought somebody with a funny name would be easy. My mistake.
-- Zagga the Claw
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SLIM THUG was butchered by ARENAMASTER RILLION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
GOLIATH was slaughtered by SPYMASTER TORRIC in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
WASH-OUT was assassinated by TILKIRRIN THE ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
IRONSTORM bested MANGY POLECAT in a 1 minute Bloodfeud fight.
HURRICANE was overpowered by DEXTER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BULLHOG was bested by WINTER SHADOWS in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
BLAZE narrowly defeated MADAM Y in a exciting 4 minute bloody Challenge struggle.
SKELETON overcame TARILISS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
SPECTRE handily defeated LEUCIPPUS in a 2 minute uneven Challenge melee.
HUME was viciously subdued by KRANKYKARL in a 4 minute veteran's Title duel.
LEIBNIZ overpowered MISSY MOSSY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WACKY WACO WONK was handily defeated by BIG SHRIMP in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
RANFNAGUD demolished MOTTA THE PIKE in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
KOOL-AID DRINKER bested JASPER in a 3 minute battle.
QUALIX was savagely defeated by SISTER Q in a popular 3 minute bloody brawl.
EGROS handily defeated FRED THE UNREADY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SWEET BETSEY was luckily beaten by BONE YARD in a 4 minute struggle.
BROTHER BASH viciously subdued TIANNARY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
IAINTPLAYING was overpowered by GHOST in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PARMENIDES was luckily beaten by BROTHER ZEN in a 2 minute gory match.
VAMPYR viciously subdued CORIANELLE in a 2 minute gory amateur's competition.
DEMOCRITUS savagely defeated THE BEZERKER in a popular 4 minute novice's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 4 - 0 78 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 WALL OF STEEL 35 - 24 - 2 59 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 41 - 31 - 2 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 AIMED BLOW 9 - 9 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 20 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 39 - 42 - 1 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 19 - 23 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 14 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 23 - 37 - 1 38 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 18 - 0 38 |
Turn 571 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 3 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 5 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE KRANKYKARL 6406 19 14 1 108 HIGH JINKS (584)
LUNGING ATTACK DEXTER 6524 19 5 1 100 HIGH JINKS (584)
WALL OF STEEL HUME 6376 20 15 0 92 DREAMERS (142)
STRIKING ATTACK LEIBNIZ 6540 16 6 0 91 DREAMERS (142)
BASHING ATTACK RANFNAGUD 6567 11 5 0 81 COLD IRON BLOWS (637)
SLASHING ATTACK BIG SHRIMP 6561 8 3 0 72 ICE AGE (639)
PARRY-LUNGE SISTER Q 6579 7 4 0 43 CULTS-R-US (624)
PARRY-STRIKE SKELETON 1040 8 4 1 40 THE UNDEAD (136)
TOTAL PARRY BONE YARD 6609 4 0 0 40 THE UNDEAD (136)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HURRICANE 6481. The most popular warrior this turn
was BLAZE 6597. The ten other most popular fighters were SWEET BETSEY 6571,
KRANKYKARL 6406, QUALIX 6564, BROTHER BASH 6577, DEMOCRITUS 6611, SISTER Q 6579,
PARMENIDES 6599, MADAM Y 6576, BIG SHRIMP 6561, and TIANNARY 6612.
The least popular fighter this week was THE BEZERKER 6605. The other ten least
popular fighters were IAINTPLAYING 6568, WACKY WACO WONK 6505, MISSY MOSSY 6539,
BULLHOG 6560, HURRICANE 6481, SLIM THUG 6587, BROTHER ZEN 6602, BONE YARD 6609,
SPECTRE 6607, and SKELETON 1040.