DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/07/2005    Duedate: 11/19/2005

DULLENS ARENA

DM-13    TURN-438

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BASHING FELINE
ARENA FELINES II (530)
(13-4860) [1-1-0,23]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              BASHING FELINE
                               ARENA FELINES II (530)
                               (13-4860) [1-1-0,23]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

I'M A BA                       FURY STRIKER
ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (536)         FURY'S EDGE (528)
(13-4841) [1-1-0,4]            (13-4971) [1-0-0,9]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ARENA FELINES II (530)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ARCANE ARCADE (427)         54
2. MOMMY DEAREST (543)         54      HEALTH FOOD (279)
3. WHAT MOM'S SAY (526)        46      Unchartered Team
4. STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524)  45
5. ARENA FELINES II (530)      42      IHOOP (541)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 CARDOW HUNTERS (445)     226 251  5 47.4   1/ 2*ARENA FELINES II (530)    5  9 0
 2/24*IHOOP (541)                4   6  2 40.0   2/25*IHOOP (541)               4  6 2
 3/23*STYLE OVER SUBSTAN (524)   4   6  0 40.0   3/27*MOMMY DEAREST (543)       4  6 0
 4/25*MOMMY DEAREST (543)        4   6  0 40.0   4/19*STYLE OVER SUBSTAN (524)  4  6 0
 5/16*ARCANE ARCADE (427)        4   7  0 36.4   5/16*ARCANE ARCADE (427)       4  7 0
 6/ 3*ARENA FELINES II (530)     5   9  0 35.7   6/ 3*CON ZAL CON (525)         4  8 0
 7/ 4*CON ZAL CON (525)          4   8  0 33.3   7/10*DREAMERS (539)            4  9 0
 8/13*DREAMERS (539)             4   9  0 30.8   8/ 5*FURY'S EDGE (528)         3 11 0
 9- 2*LUROCIANS ABC (534)        3   8  1 27.3   9/18*POTTER POTPOURRI (523)    2  8 0
10/ 7*FURY'S EDGE (528)          3  11  0 21.4  10/12*WHAT MOM'S SAY (526)      2 11 0
11/22*POTTER POTPOURRI (523)     2   8  0 20.0  11/13*SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (531)  2 11 0
12/11*SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (531)   2  11  0 15.4  12/ 8*STYLE AND STRIFE (529)    2 12 0
13/12*WHAT MOM'S SAY (526)       2  11  0 15.4  13/ 4*ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)    2 12 0
14/ 6*ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)     2  12  0 14.3  14/ 6*ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (536)    2 13 0
15/ 9*STYLE AND STRIFE (529)     2  12  0 14.3  15- 1 CARDOW HUNTERS (445)      1  0 0
16/ 5*ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (536)     2  13  0 13.3  16/20*SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)    1  9 1
17/21*SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)     1   9  1 10.0  17/17*KIRKWOOD 1 (535)          1  9 1
18/18*KIRKWOOD 1 (535)           1   9  1 10.0  18/26*HOLY AVENGERS (542)       1  9 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19*HOLY AVENGERS (542)        1   9  0 10.0  19/14*PERFECTION QUEST X (527)  1 10 1
20/15*PERFECTION QUEST X (527)   1  10  1  9.1  20/15*DARQUE FORCES (540)       1 10 0
21/17*DARQUE FORCES (540)        1  10  0  9.1  21/11*DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)    1 12 0
22/14*DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)     1  12  0  7.7  22/ 9*FORCE OF FIVE (533)       0 14 0
23/10*FORCE OF FIVE (533)        0  14  0  0.0  23- 7*KATHOUSE (519)            0 10 0
24- 8*KATHOUSE (519)             0  10  0  0.0  24-24*DARK TOADS (544)          0  5 0
25-20*DARK TOADS (544)           0   5  0  0.0  25-21*LUROCIANS ABC (534)       0  5 0
26-26*PROJECT MAYHEM (537)       0   5  0  0.0  26-22*PROJECT MAYHEM (537)      0  5 0
27-27*BLUE COLLAR (538)          0   5  0  0.0  27-23*BLUE COLLAR (538)         0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                              Dullens Duellist Duellos
                                         by
                                Hammer the WordSmith
                                   Minister of War

          "O God the Lord, the Strength of my salvation, You have covered my head in
the day of battle."  -- Psalm 140:7  Amplified Bible

     Hammer furrowed his brows together in deepest thought as he contemplated the
style registration for his ASTONISH HAMMERZ replacement warriors on the eve of the
first round of the ZalCon3 point scoring.
     In the wake of having his ST and TP entries die in the Dark Arena and to an RSI
Stand In Warrior respectively, Hammer was mildly amused that the replacements were at
best marginally better than the ones who had died the previous round.
     Hammer decided it only to be fitting that his off-world adventure travel
location be the name inspiration for his two replacement gladiators.
     CEBUANA HAMMER AB and CEBUANO HAMMER ST would have to prove their mettle in the
Rookies Tourney before debuting for the ZalCon3 point scoring opening round; which
was no easy task considering their roll up statistics.
     Although this decision would place two Aimers on the Hammer ZalCon3 stable
roster, such a move would prove to fit into the plans of the veteran manager named
Hammer; especially with the propensity of some of the veteran contestants for
creating Scum Total Parodys, coupled with the as yet unfulfilled goal of Hammer to
graduate an Aimer from one of his newly activated stables.
                "May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!"
                                  Hammer
                               Minister of War

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in DULLENS this turn, and let's start 
with a look at some of the teams.  It seems the training can make the difference, as 
CARDOW HUNTERS is pushed out of top team by ARENA FELINES II, who came from 2nd with 
a 3-2-0 this turn.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The 
Yellow Dog Tavern, seeing as IHOOP's 4-6-2 has earned them 2nd place in the ranks.  
Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  MOMMY DEAREST has turned a 
4-1-0 into 3rd place from 27th.  Give me the recipe!  I understand that The Yellow 
Dog Tavern is buying the drinks for STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE tonight, to honor their rise 
to 4th after this turns 4-1-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast 
this morning?  ARCANE ARCADE has turned a 4-1-0 into 5th place from 16th.  Give me 
the recipe!  FORCE OF FIVE must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 9th 
to 22nd this turn, with a 0-5-0 acting as the weight.  The DREAMERS guild has had a 
4-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future.  You never know where this kind 
of thing can lead.  And let's see, WANTON SLAUGHTER fought TP-PACKAGE and gained 14 
points and contributed to PERFECTION QUEST XIII's 1-3-1.  I'M A BA has lost to WAR 
BURP HAMMER BA, falling 4 points, while helping make ISN'T IT OBVIOUS a 1-4-0 turn.  
Our Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to DRUNKEN GUARDSMAN, BUT BASHING FELINE is 
still the Duelmaster because he has the most recognition points!  By the way, was 
that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The Yellow Dog 
Tavern?   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.  SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 has cause to stand tall, as they were 
DULLENS' most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  And 
avoiding SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 more than any other team we find SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3.  
DULLENS, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  The most challenged 
warrior this turn was ISN'T IT OBVIOUS' warrior I'M A PL.  More fighters challenged 
it than challenged the Duelmaster!   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  We'd like to remind certain teams 
not to rob the graves of their enemies.  You know who you are; and it's considered 
rude.   
     I like this place, DULLENS, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep 
your swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets 
to paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BASHING FELINE 4860           1   1  0    23       ARENA FELINES II (530)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SILENT HAWK 4596             16  14  0   109       CARDOW HUNTERS (445)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LITTLE OX 4540               14  26  1    85       CARDOW HUNTERS (445)
-DARKWIND 4639                13  10  1    77       CARDOW HUNTERS (445)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WINDWALKER 4648              14   5  1    66       CARDOW HUNTERS (445)
-RAMSHORN 4633                10  13  0    62       CARDOW HUNTERS (445)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WAR BURP HAMMER BA 4831       2   0  0    14       ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)
 WANTON SLAUGHTER 4842         1   0  1    14       PERFECTION QUEST XIII (527)
 SPY HUNTER BA 4986            1   0  0    13       ARCANE ARCADE (427)
 NORMAN BATES SL 4977          1   0  0    13       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
 PARTHESEUS LU 4946            1   0  0    13       HOLY AVENGERS (542)
 STRIKE BACK 4863              1   0  0    13       STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524)
 SLASHER FILM 4865             1   0  0    13       STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524)
 TOOBIN PS 4871                1   0  0    13       ARCANE ARCADE (427)
 PRISONER TP 4874              1   0  0    13       DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)
 UTTERLY LARGE (LU) 4845       0   1  0    13       PERFECTION QUEST XIII (527)
 TOT AL PARRI 4912             2   0  0    12       CON ZAL CON (525)
 I'M A PL 4839                 1   1  0    12       ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (536)
 BA-RNEY 5000                  1   0  1    11       IHOOP (541)
 AB-A BREATHER! 4896           1   0  0    11       WHAT MOM'S SAY (526)
 STRIKE OUT 4862               1   0  0    11       STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524)
 JOAN CRAWFORD BA 4980         1   0  0    11       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
 OEDIPUS TP 4976               1   0  0    11       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
 SINISTAR TP 4868              1   0  0    11       ARCANE ARCADE (427)
 PSYLOCKE 4936                 0   1  0    11       DARQUE FORCES (540)
 TPING FELINE 4975             0   1  0    11       ARENA FELINES II (530)
 WALL OF FELINE 4857           2   0  0    10       ARENA FELINES II (530)
 IRON LUNGE 4908               1   0  1    10       SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)
 RECKLESS LUNGER 4849          1   0  0    10       STYLE AND STRIFE (529)
 GINNY CHANG SL 4881           1   0  0    10       POTTER POTPOURRI (523)
 DONKEY KONG SL 4869           1   0  0    10       ARCANE ARCADE (427)
 FURY SLASHER 4973             1   0  0    10       FURY'S EDGE (528)
 CARRIE PR 4978                1   0  0    10       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
 FURY STRIKER 4971             1   0  0     9       FURY'S EDGE (528)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AIMED - FELINE 4859           1   0  0     9       ARENA FELINES II (530)
 MR PERRY TOTAL 4915           1   0  0     9       CON ZAL CON (525)
 JON BENET RAMSEY BA 4979      0   1  0     9       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
 STRIKING STANDBY 4909         0   1  0     9       SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)
 LU-LIGHTNING 4900             0   1  0     9       KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
 SOMNOLENT SLASHER 4988        1   0  0     8       DREAMERS (539)
 WS-SUP 4999                   1   0  0     8       IHOOP (541)
 WS-THE WALL 4898              1   0  1     7       KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
 PS-OFF 4998                   1   0  1     7       IHOOP (541)
 SIR DOUGLAS LUNGE 4866        1   0  0     7       STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524)
 WS-WORK STINKS! 4892          1   0  0     7       WHAT MOM'S SAY (526)
 LULLABY LUNGER 4969           1   0  0     7       DREAMERS (539)
 ST-REMAX 4923                 1   0  0     7       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531)
 REVERIE RIPOSTE 4967          1   0  0     7       DREAMERS (539)
 WISHFULL WALL 4987            1   0  0     7       DREAMERS (539)
 ST-STUMP RUN 4899             0   1  0     7       KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
 GLORIFINDEL ST 4945           0   1  0     7       HOLY AVENGERS (542)
 NEO-GEO SL 4870               0   1  0     7       ARCANE ARCADE (427)
 SL-DEAD PETEY 4955            0   1  0     7       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531)
 COLLEGE BASH 4916             0   1  0     7       CON ZAL CON (525)
 BASHING PUMPKINS 4910         0   1  0     7       SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)
 FURY TP 4972                  0   1  0     7       FURY'S EDGE (528)
 CHO UMBRIDGE LU 4879          1   0  0     6       POTTER POTPOURRI (523)
 BRASS BASH BOY 4954           1   0  0     6       CON ZAL CON (525)
 SLITHER 4934                  1   0  0     6       DARQUE FORCES (540)
 ICE PICK HAMMER PR 4828       0   2  0     6       ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)
 PLUNGING FELINE 4974          1   0  0     5       ARENA FELINES II (530)
 OUTOFTP! 4991                 1   0  0     5       STYLE AND STRIFE (529)
 TP-PAPER 4997                 1   0  0     5       IHOOP (541)
 TP-SLYTH 4922                 1   0  0     5       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531)
 ST-THE SMOOSHER 4957          0   1  0     5       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531)
 PS-DORIS 4951                 0   1  0     5       FORCE OF FIVE (533)
 BASH BUSH 4913                0   1  0     5       CON ZAL CON (525)
 BEVACHIAS PS 4949             0   1  0     5       HOLY AVENGERS (542)
 PRISONER LU 4876              0   1  0     5       DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)
 MALACHI WS 4947               0   1  0     5       HOLY AVENGERS (542)
 CEBUANA HAMMER AB 4958        0   1  0     5       ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)
 ST-BAD BILLY 4952             0   1  0     5       FORCE OF FIVE (533)
 STAMPEDE 4935                 0   1  0     5       DARQUE FORCES (540)
 I'M A BA 4841                 1   1  0     4       ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (536)
 BAYWOLF 4933                  0   1  0     3       DARQUE FORCES (540)
 ST-WHOMPER 4950               0   1  0     3       FORCE OF FIVE (533)
 SEVERUS KRUM AB 4878          0   1  0     3       POTTER POTPOURRI (523)
 PS-SHORT SPOKE 4901           0   1  0     3       KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
 PLATONIST PSTRIKER 4968       0   1  0     3       DREAMERS (539)
 AIMED BLOW THE BELT 4911      0   1  0     3       SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)
 FURY SLASH 4970               0   1  0     3       FURY'S EDGE (528)
 SHE'S A RIPPER 4907           0   1  0     3       SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)
 BELLATRIX LONG. ST 4877       0   1  0     3       POTTER POTPOURRI (523)
 AB-LEAPIN' LEON 4953          0   1  0     3       FORCE OF FIVE (533)
 I'M A LU 4840                 0   2  0     2       ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (536)
 DUMBBELL LUNGE 4990           0   1  0     1       STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524)
 BATTLE 4989                   0   1  0     1       DARQUE FORCES (540)
 I'M AN AB 4965                0   1  0     1       ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (536)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
CEBUANO HAMMER S 4959  0  1 0 ASTONISH HAMMERZ 521  IRON LUNGE 4908       438         
PRISONER SL 5005       0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 522  SALT GOLEM 381        438 NONE    
PRISONER BA 5003       0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 522  THE ARETHA FRANKL 385 438 NONE    
PRISONER AB 5004       0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 522  THE PHONE BOOTH 380   438 NONE    
PR-IZZY 4903           0  1 0 FORCE OF FIVE 533     BA-RNEY 5000          438         

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
GLADRIEL PL 4948       0  1 0 HOLY AVENGERS 542     WS-THE WALL 4898      438         
SL-DA 4996             0  1 0 IHOOP 541             SALTMARSH OGRE 386    438 NONE    
I'M A BA 4966          0  1 0 ISN'T IT OBVIOUS 536  SALT GOLEM 381        438 NONE    
1051316161212 5001     0  1 0 PERFECTION QUEST  527 FUNKY DISCO DUDE 378  438 NONE    
171179151411 5002      0  1 0 PERFECTION QUEST  527 UNDEAD POTATO LOR 382 438 NONE    
DRACO POTTER WS 4880   0  1 0 POTTER POTPOURRI 523  PS-OFF 4998           438         
NOTMYSTRIKER 4992      0  1 0 STYLE AND STRIFE 529  POTATO GOLEM 379      438 NONE    
NOT MY PLUNGER 4993    0  1 0 STYLE AND STRIFE 529  POTATO GOLEM 379      438 NONE    
NOT MY TEEPEE 4994     0  1 0 STYLE AND STRIFE 529  THE ARETHA FRANKL 385 438 NONE    
TP-PACKAGE 4956        0  1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES Z 531 WANTON SLAUGHTER 4842 438         
LU LUNCH! 5007         0  1 0 WHAT MOM'S SAY 526    AN INVISIBLE ENTI 387 438 NONE    
BA-DA2 5008            0  1 0 WHAT MOM'S SAY 526    ARENAMASTER TYKOR 383 438 NONE    
BA-DA 5006             0  1 0 WHAT MOM'S SAY 526    NOMADIC HORSE LOR 384 438 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All -- I tried not to get too fancy (as you will see) with my warrior names.  Their
style is presented as the first two letters of their name.  Luck to everyone in the
contest. -- Master Darque

Uncle Wolf -- By now you probably figured out why Darkwind fought and none of the
others.  The commission requires at least one warrior to fight in the regular arena
in order to give their official sanction to a "turn" of fighting.  Since everyone
else was celebrating the opening of the Zalcon3 contest by fighting in the Dark
Arena, Darkwind got the call.  Now that Z3 participants are fighting in the regular
arena, the services of your warrior are no longer required.  And since your team is
not participating in the contest, it is best if they remain spectators from now on.
-- Rillion

Hammer -- Good to see you are busy filling out the newsletter so that we will have
something to read after we are done with our fights. -- Rillion

Bashing Feline -- Congratulations on beating me and grabbing the DM spot.  Too bad
you are going to have a very tough match up this turn because of it.  I'm crying for
you, kitty, really I am. -- Solitude

Well it looks like we might have twenty-five teams to start of this contest next turn
(twenty-seven listed with Cadrow Hunters and the Lurocians ABC due to drop off since
they are not competing in the contest).  It will be interesting to see how many of
the twenty-five teams stick around to the end of this thing. -- Rillion, mgr. of
Kirkwood

I just wanted to say hello to all the other managers.  We are happy to be competing
against all you fine managers. -- The Prophet, mgr. Holy Avengers

Zalconites -- Best of luck in the competition! -- The Feline of Funtime; Kat
(Kathouse)

Hooray!  I survived the Tourney! -- ST Singapura

Hammer -- Yes that was me being jostled around in the throng of managers, thought I
saw your head over the crowd.  Good luck out there, my friend. -- Maximillian
P.S.  I did manage to pickpocket Rillion's gold pouch though, then we hit every pub
in this city.  Thanks, buddy.  :)

Hammer -- Hmm!  Yeah, things move slower up North, might take me awhile to get used
to this fast arena thing.  We do indeed appreciate the amount of work it takes to run
a contest and thank Zalgor for putting such a fine event together. -- Maximillian

Erudite ED -- Hopefully you have found your Espionage Envelope for DM 13 in time to
release the names of the known stables/managers, so those who fail to speak up in the
P-ads this cycle will be revealed to the other competitors? -- Hammer; Minister of
War

     I am indeed in the right place at the right time.  This is teams that were
     listed in last turn's newsletter.  If I've gotten anyone's name wrong, just let
     me know and I'll fix it. -- The Saint, keeper of lists
     ARCANE ARCADE        Destitute Noble      ISN'T IT OBVIOUS       Maximillian
     ARENA FELINES II     Garfield             KATHOUSE               Kat
     ASTONISH HAMMERZ     Hammer               KIRKWOOD 1             Rillion
     BLUE COLLAR          ?                    LUROCIANS ABC          The Greek Guy
     CARDOW HUNTERS       Uncle Wolf           MOMMY DEAREST          Soultaker
     CON ZAL CON          ?                    PERFECTION QUEST X     Mannequin
     DARK TOADS           TigToad              POTTER POTPOURRI       Zalgor Prigg
     DARQUE FORCES        Master Darque        PROJECT MAYHEM         Rude Buddha
     DREAMERS             Sleepy               SLAUGHTER'S CREW       Street Legal
     DUNGEON CELL ZC3     One-Armed Bandit     STYLE AND STRIFE       Bobby Bigfoot
     FORCE OF FIVE        Marshal D            STYLE OVER SUBSTAN     Damion
     FURY'S EDGE          Fury                 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC     Manager
     HOLY AVENGERS        The Prophet          WHAT MOM'S SAY         Tripwire
     IHOOP                Visionist

ZalCon3 Zealots -- Pressed for time off-world, so will have to wait another cycle or
two before Hammer cranks out another load of P-ads to help fatten the DM 13
newsletter packet! -- Hammer; Minister of War

All -- [BURP!] [BURP!] [BURP!] [BURP!] [BURP!] [BURP!] [BURP!] -- WAR BURP HAMMER

12 October 2005
Magic Man -- You are a fellow Canadian, are you not?  Where do you hail from?  I live
in Kelowna, B.C. -- Maximillian, 8,13, 28, 47, 54

5 November 2005
It is with a proud heart that I announce the newest member of the Desolate Empire
alliance.  Dok Sik will be known from here forth as Dark Knight Dok Sik, of the
Desolate Empire.  May he be blessed with victory and courage.  May his enemies' blood
flow freely! -- The Dark Knights Wasby and Toker

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

I'M A BA was butchered by SALT GOLEM in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
LU LUNCH! was slaughtered by AN INVISIBLE ENTITY in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
BA-DA2 was murdered by ARENAMASTER TYKOR in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
BA-DA was dealt death by NOMADIC HORSE LORD in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
PRISONER SL was assassinated by SALT GOLEM in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
NOTMYSTRIKER was butchered by POTATO GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
NOT MY PLUNGER was assassinated by POTATO GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
NOT MY TEEPEE was butchered by THE ARETHA FRANKLIN in a 1 minute competition.
SL-DA was put to death by SALTMARSH OGRE in a 3 minute Dark Arena melee.
1051316161212 was unbelievably slain by FUNKY DISCO DUDE in a 2 minute duel.
171179151411 was assassinated by UNDEAD POTATO LORD in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
PRISONER BA was slaughtered by THE ARETHA FRANKLIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PRISONER AB was assassinated by THE PHONE BOOTH in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
WAR BURP HAMMER BA unbelievably bested I'M A BA in a 1 minute novice's Challenge bout.
ICE PICK HAMMER PR was demolished by I'M A PL in a 2 minute Challenge match.
BASHING FELINE was viciously subdued by DRUNKEN GUARDSMAN in a 2 minute Title battle.
I'M A LU was overcome by JOAN CRAWFORD BA in a 1 minute beginner's fight.
WALL OF FELINE defeated STRIKING STANDBY in a 2 minute beginner's struggle.
TOT AL PARRI overcame MALACHI WS in a 5 minute amateur's bout.
STRIKE BACK devastated AIMED BLOW THE BELT in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SEVERUS KRUM AB was beaten by LULLABY LUNGER in a exciting 1 minute novice's match.
CHO UMBRIDGE LU savagely defeated SHE'S A RIPPER in a 2 minute bloody amateur's fight.
DRACO POTTER WS was dealt death by PS-OFF in a action packed 1 minute novice's bout.
GINNY CHANG SL demolished PLATONIST PSTRIKER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
WS-WORK STINKS! slimly won victory over GLORIFINDEL ST in a 6 minute amateur's fray.
AB-A BREATHER! overpowered FURY SLASH in a 1 minute uneven fight.
WS-THE WALL killed GLADRIEL PL in a 3 minute beginner's fight.
ST-STUMP RUN was luckily beaten by MR PERRY TOTAL in a 7 minute novice's bout.
LU-LIGHTNING was unbelievably bested by PRISONER TP in a 4 minute fray.
PS-SHORT SPOKE was savagely defeated by BRASS BASH BOY in a 2 minute novice's fray.
PR-IZZY was slaughtered by BA-RNEY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
IRON LUNGE slew CEBUANO HAMMER ST in a 1 minute beginner's duel.
BASHING PUMPKINS was overpowered by DONKEY KONG SL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PRISONER LU was overpowered by NORMAN BATES SL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BASH BUSH was savagely defeated by SPY HUNTER BA in a exciting 3 minute bloody fray.
COLLEGE BASH lost to PARTHESEUS LU in a 1 minute fight.
TP-SLYTH outwaited PS-DORIS in a unpopular 12 minute novice's battle.
ST-REMAX beat BEVACHIAS PS in a exciting 1 minute novice's fray.
BAYWOLF was subdued by OEDIPUS TP in a action packed 3 minute novice's conflict.
SLITHER beat FURY TP in a popular 1 minute beginner's bout.
STAMPEDE was overcome by SLASHER FILM in a 1 minute match.
PSYLOCKE slimly lost to SINISTAR TP in a exciting 7 minute gory duel.
ST-WHOMPER was savagely defeated by SOMNOLENT SLASHER in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
ST-BAD BILLY was handily defeated by CARRIE PR in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
AB-LEAPIN' LEON was defeated by TP-PAPER in a 1 minute novice's brawl.
SL-DEAD PETEY was unbelievably bested by PLUNGING FELINE in a 2 minute melee.
BELLATRIX LONG. ST was beaten by STRIKE OUT in a 1 minute novice's fight.
ST-THE SMOOSHER was defeated by SIR DOUGLAS LUNGE in a popular 1 minute novice's duel.
CEBUANA HAMMER AB was overcome by AIMED - FELINE in a 1 minute amateur's bout.
REVERIE RIPOSTE luckily beat BATTLE in a 2 minute amateur's match.
FURY STRIKER savagely defeated TPING FELINE in a exciting 5 minute gory battle.
FURY SLASHER overpowered UTTERLY LARGE (LU) in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
JON BENET RAMSEY BA was unbelievably bested by WISHFULL WALL in a 2 minute match.
RECKLESS LUNGER demolished I'M AN AB in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
NEO-GEO SL was bested by OUTOFTP! in a 3 minute novice's match.
TOOBIN PS unbelievably bested DUMBBELL LUNGE in a popular 4 minute gory brawl.
WANTON SLAUGHTER slaughtered TP-PACKAGE in a 4 minute gory one-sided struggle.
WS-SUP bested MORDANT SALESMAN in a 3 minute amateur's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                  18         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         TOTAL PARRY       26 -  26 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 13         WALL OF STEEL      8 -  11 -  2      42  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         SLASHING ATTACK   22 -  35 -  0      39  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -  21 -  1      28  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  25 -  1      26  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  58 -  1      26  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         AIMED BLOW         9 -  28 -  0      24  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   8 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  58 -  0      11  |

Turn 438 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      6 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  3         5  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        8 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  5         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  6     STRIKING ATTACK    4 - 10         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     5 - 13         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  6     AIMED BLOW         2 -  6         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is I'M A BA 4841.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was FURY STRIKER 4971.  The ten other most popular fighters were ST-STUMP RUN 4899, 
GLORIFINDEL ST 4945, BAYWOLF 4933, PSYLOCKE 4936, SOMNOLENT SLASHER 4988, DUMBBELL 
LUNGE 4990, SPY HUNTER BA 4986, JON BENET RAMSEY BA 4979, SL-DA 4996, and BASHING 
FELINE 4860.

The least popular fighter this week was TP-SLYTH 4922.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TP-PACKAGE 4956, TOT AL PARRI 4912, I'M AN AB 4965, UTTERLY LARGE (LU) 
4845, TPING FELINE 4975, BELLATRIX LONG. ST 4877, AB-LEAPIN' LEON 4953, SINISTAR TP 
4868, FURY TP 4972, and COLLEGE BASH 4916.