DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/21/2005    Duedate: 12/03/2005

DULLENS ARENA

DM-13    TURN-439

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BASHING FELINE
ARENA FELINES II (530)
(13-4860) [2-1-0,33]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              BASHING FELINE
                               ARENA FELINES II (530)
                               (13-4860) [2-1-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

I'M A BA                       STRIKING STANDBY
ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (536)         SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)
(13-4841) [2-1-0,10]           (13-4909) [0-2-0,10]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ARENA FELINES II (530)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. KATHOUSE (519)              48
2. POTTER POTPOURRI (523)      43      IMPRESSION (263)
3. MOMMY DEAREST (543)         39      Unchartered Team
4. WHAT MOM'S SAY (526)        39
5. FURY'S EDGE (528)           34      MOMMY DEAREST (543)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 4*MOMMY DEAREST (543)        9   6  1 60.0   1/ 1*ARENA FELINES II (530)    9  5 1
 2/ 6*ARENA FELINES II (530)     9  10  1 47.4   2/ 3*MOMMY DEAREST (543)       9  6 1
 3/ 7*CON ZAL CON (525)          7  10  1 41.2   3/ 6*CON ZAL CON (525)         7  5 1
 4/11*POTTER POTPOURRI (523)     6   9  0 40.0   4/ 8*FURY'S EDGE (528)         7  7 1
 5/ 3*STYLE OVER SUBSTAN (524)   6   9  0 40.0   5/ 9*POTTER POTPOURRI (523)    6  4 0
 6/ 5*ARCANE ARCADE (427)        6  10  0 37.5   6/ 4*STYLE OVER SUBSTAN (524)  6  4 0
 7/10*FURY'S EDGE (528)          7  12  1 36.8   7/ 5*ARCANE ARCADE (427)       6  5 0
 8/13*WHAT MOM'S SAY (526)       6  12  0 33.3   8/10*WHAT MOM'S SAY (526)      6  7 0
 9/ 8*DREAMERS (539)             6  12  0 33.3   9/ 7*DREAMERS (539)            6  7 0
10/ 2*IHOOP (541)                5  10  2 33.3  10/ 2*IHOOP (541)               5 10 2
11/16*ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (536)     5  15  1 25.0  11/14*ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (536)    5 10 1
12/12*SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (531)   4  13  0 23.5  12/11*SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (531)  4  8 0
13/14*ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)     4  14  0 22.2  13/13*ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)    4  9 0
14/22*DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)     4  14  0 22.2  14/21*DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)    4  9 0
15/18*KIRKWOOD 1 (535)           3  12  1 20.0  15/17*KIRKWOOD 1 (535)          3  7 1
16/24*KATHOUSE (519)             3  12  0 20.0  16/23*KATHOUSE (519)            3  7 0
17/17*SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)     2  13  1 13.3  17/16*SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)    2  8 1
18/21*DARQUE FORCES (540)        2  14  0 12.5  18/20*DARQUE FORCES (540)       2  9 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/15*STYLE AND STRIFE (529)     2  17  0 10.5  19/22*FORCE OF FIVE (533)       2 12 0
20/23*FORCE OF FIVE (533)        2  17  0 10.5  20/12*STYLE AND STRIFE (529)    2 12 0
21-19*HOLY AVENGERS (542)        1   9  0 10.0  21-18*HOLY AVENGERS (542)       1  9 0
22/20*PERFECTION QUEST X (527)   1  15  1  6.3  22/19*PERFECTION QUEST X (527)  1 10 1
23-25*DARK TOADS (544)           0   5  0  0.0  23-24*DARK TOADS (544)          0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

ZalCon3:  The Rebirth -- Turn 1 Standings

Okay, after only one turn the manager of the Dark Arena has an almost insurmountable
lead with 26 points starting the contest with a perfect 13-0 record with 13 kills!
No other manager is closer than 22 points behind and second to last is only a 10
point difference!!!  Here is a look at the standings:

26 Dark Arena
 4 IHOOP
 3 Mommy Dearest, Arcane Arcade, Dreamers, Style over Substance
 1 Arena Felines II, Con Zal Con
 0 Fury's Edge, Stand Ins
-1 Kirkland 1
-2 Slaughter's Crew, Superior Forces ZC, Potter Potpourri
-3 Perfection Quest XIII, Darque Forces, Astonish Hammerz
-4 What Mom's Say, Style and Strife, Isn't It Obvious, Holy Avengers
-6 Dungeon Cell, Force of Five
Total Score:  0 (See, I can add!!!!!)

The Top Warriors:
2 BA-Rney, Iron Lunge, WS - The Wall, PS - Off, Wanton Slaughter
1 (39 warriors tied)

Warrior MVP:
Bashing Feline: 2
I'm A BA: 1
Fury Striker: 1

Team MVP:
IHOOP: 1
Arena Felines II: 1
Arcane Arcade: 1

Aimed Blow Style Master:
Aimed - Feline: +1
Cebuana Hammer AB: -1

Basher Style Master:
War Burp Hammer BA: +1
Spy Hunter BA: +1
I'm A BA: -1
Bash Bush: -1

Striker Style Master:
Strike Out: +1
Bellatrix Long. ST: -1

So that's it for the Round 1 mayhem!  I expect to see Tigtoad around for Turn 2...
congratulations to IHOOP with his last minute entry and awesome first turn!!!  See
you all on the sands....

Zalgor Prigg

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                       Dullens Duelist Duellos
                                   by
                          Hammer the WordSmith
                            Minister of War

          "O God the Lord, the Strength of my salvation, You have covered my head in
the day of battle."  -- Psalm 140:7  Amplified Bible

     Hammer furrowed his brows together in deepest thought as he contemplated the
style registration for his ASTONISH HAMMERZ replacement warrior to take the place of
his ill fated CEBUANO HAMMER ST that had died during his ZalCon3 debut.
     Hammer decided it only to be fitting to continue naming his DM 13 stable
replacements with his off-world adventure travel location destinations as the name
inspiration for his replacement gladiator.
     HOUSTON HAMMER PL would now have to prove her mettle without the benefit of any
tourney experience while the ZalCon3 field of competitors were still well within
reach by any newcomers to the contest.
     Hammer was also well aware that SCARLET HAMMER AB had been executed in the
recent Fall Mailer Tourney and it was now up to CEBUANA HAMMER AB to survive the
rigors of the ZalCon3 to become the first AB ever graduated from a Hammer stable over
the course of the veteran manager's storied career.
     Registering a replacement for the fallen AB was yet another couple of cycles
away as Hammer still had many miles to travel before being united with the proper
registration papers that awaited him in his tourney results packet off-world.
              "May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!"
                                   Hammer
                               Minister of War

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  DULLENS needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  I don't wanna hurt 
anybody's feelings or anything, but IHOOP really goofed with their 1-4-0.  The guys 
at DUNGEON CELL ZC3 like really pulled together to get a 3-2-0 this turn, moving up 
by 7.  What was the name of that team who got 4-1-0 this turn for a total 6-9-0 you 
ask?  (Sure)  POTTER POTPOURRI's their name, and fighting's their game!  MVP award 
for ST-STOP!?  WHAT MOM'S SAY's proud of him after beating SCUMORAMA and getting 20 
points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  I'M A PL's match with TOT AL PARRI cost it a 
loss of 5 points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  BASHING FELINE stopped 
MEGAMANAGER (NOT) dead in its tracks!  Who was the wiseguy that said DULLENS' 
Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Yellow Dog Tavern?  Don't look at me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  SUPERIOR 
FORCES ZC3 was DULLENS' most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  I don't 
know what CON ZAL CON's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many 
fights from SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3, that's fer sher.  Like, is CEBUANA HAMMER AB 
popular, or what?  She was challenged the most in all of DULLENS!  She's got a 0-2-0, 
is that good?  PRISONER TP must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  
He challenged OUT OF TP!.  8 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) 
I thought PRISONER TP showed great skill and promise when he won victory over OUT OF 
TP!.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  I had 
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BASHING FELINE 4860           2   1  0    33       ARENA FELINES II (530)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NORMAN BATES SL 4977          2   0  0    24       MOMMY DEAREST (543)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOAN CRAWFORD BA 4980         2   0  0    22       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
 WAR BURP HAMMER BA 4831       3   0  0    21       ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)
 LULLABY LUNGER 4969           2   0  0    20       DREAMERS (539)
 STRIKE BACK 4863              2   0  0    20       STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524)
 ST-STOP! 5018                 1   0  0    20       WHAT MOM'S SAY (526)
 CARRIE PR 4978                2   0  0    19       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
 BASHING PUMPKINS 4910         1   1  0    19       SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)
 PSYLOCKE 4936                 1   1  0    18       DARQUE FORCES (540)
 BELLATRIX LONG. ST 4877       1   1  0    18       POTTER POTPOURRI (523)
 AIMED - FELINE 4859           2   0  1    17       ARENA FELINES II (530)
 FURY STRIKER 4971             2   0  0    17       FURY'S EDGE (528)
 GINNY CHANG SL 4881           2   0  0    17       POTTER POTPOURRI (523)
 FURY SLASHER 4973             2   0  0    17       FURY'S EDGE (528)
 TOOBIN PS 4871                2   0  0    17       ARCANE ARCADE (427)
 WALL OF FELINE 4857           3   0  0    16       ARENA FELINES II (530)
 MR PERRY TOTAL 4915           2   0  0    16       CON ZAL CON (525)
 PRISONER TP 4874              2   0  0    16       DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)
 TOT AL PARRI 4912             3   0  0    15       CON ZAL CON (525)
 CHO UMBRIDGE LU 4879          2   0  0    15       POTTER POTPOURRI (523)
 OEDIPUS TP 4976               2   0  0    15       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
 WANTON SLAUGHTER 4842         1   1  1    15       PERFECTION QUEST XIII (527)
 ST SINGAPURA 4944             1   0  0    15       KATHOUSE (519)
 ST-STUMP RUN 4899             1   1  0    14       KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
 SPY HUNTER BA 4986            1   1  0    14       ARCANE ARCADE (427)
 NEO-GEO SL 4870               1   1  0    14       ARCANE ARCADE (427)
 AB-LEAPIN' LEON 4953          1   1  0    14       FORCE OF FIVE (533)
 SEVERUS KRUM AB 4878          1   1  0    14       POTTER POTPOURRI (523)
 SLASHER FILM 4865             1   1  0    14       STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524)
 FURY TP 4972                  1   1  0    14       FURY'S EDGE (528)
 TPING FELINE 4975             1   1  0    14       ARENA FELINES II (530)
 UTTERLY LARGE (LU) 4845       0   2  0    14       PERFECTION QUEST XIII (527)
 JON BENET RAMSEY BA 4979      1   1  1    13       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
 FURY STK 5029                 1   0  1    13       FURY'S EDGE (528)
-PARTHESEUS LU 4946            1   0  0    13       HOLY AVENGERS (542)
 STRIKE OUT 4862               1   1  0    12       STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524)
 SINISTAR TP 4868              1   1  0    12       ARCANE ARCADE (427)
 WS-THE WALL 4898              2   0  1    11       KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
 SIR DOUGLAS LUNGE 4866        2   0  0    11       STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524)
 WISHFULL WALL 4987            2   0  0    11       DREAMERS (539)
 IRON LUNGE 4908               1   1  1    11       SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)
 BASH BUSH 4913                1   1  1    11       CON ZAL CON (525)
 PR-PROUD! 5017                1   0  0    11       WHAT MOM'S SAY (526)
 I'M A BA 4841                 2   1  0    10       ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (536)
 WS-WORK STINKS! 4892          2   0  0    10       WHAT MOM'S SAY (526)
 TP-PAPER 4997                 2   0  0    10       IHOOP (541)
 RECKLESS LUNGER 4849          1   1  0    10       STYLE AND STRIFE (529)
 PRISONER LU 4876              1   1  0    10       DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)
 LULU THE LION 4940            1   0  0    10       KATHOUSE (519)
 LU-LUNCH! 5016                1   0  0    10       WHAT MOM'S SAY (526)
 PL-CARINAE 5028               1   0  0    10       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531)
 DONKEY KONG SL 4869           1   1  0    10       ARCANE ARCADE (427)
 STRIKING STANDBY 4909         0   2  0    10       SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)
 LU-LIGHTNING 4900             0   2  0    10       KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
 TP-SLYTH 4922                 2   0  0     9       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531)
 PS-DORIS 4951                 1   1  0     9       FORCE OF FIVE (533)
 TP TABBY 4943                 1   0  0     9       KATHOUSE (519)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ICE PICK HAMMER PR 4828       1   2  0     9       ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)
 AB YSINNIAN 4941              0   1  0     9       KATHOUSE (519)
 ST-REMAX 4923                 1   1  0     8       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531)
 REVERIE RIPOSTE 4967          1   1  0     8       DREAMERS (539)
 COLLEGE BASH 4916             0   2  0     8       CON ZAL CON (525)
 BA-RNEY 5000                  1   1  1     7       IHOOP (541)
 I'M ANOTHER AB 5010           1   0  1     7       ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (536)
 I'M A PL 4839                 1   2  0     7       ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (536)
 I'M AN AB 4965                1   1  0     7       ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (536)
-GLORIFINDEL ST 4945           0   1  0     7       HOLY AVENGERS (542)
-SL-DEAD PETEY 4955            0   1  0     7       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531)
 PS-OFF 4998                   1   1  1     6       IHOOP (541)
 SOMNOLENT SLASHER 4988        1   1  0     6       DREAMERS (539)
 BRASS BASH BOY 4954           1   1  0     6       CON ZAL CON (525)
 SLITHER 4934                  1   1  0     6       DARQUE FORCES (540)
 PRISONER SL 5024              1   0  0     6       DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)
 PLUNGING FELINE 4974          1   1  0     6       ARENA FELINES II (530)
 ST-THE SMOOSHER 4957          0   2  0     6       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531)
 ST-BAD BILLY 4952             0   2  0     6       FORCE OF FIVE (533)
 CEBUANA HAMMER AB 4958        0   2  0     6       ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)
 WS-SUP 4999                   1   1  0     5       IHOOP (541)
-BEVACHIAS PS 4949             0   1  0     5       HOLY AVENGERS (542)
-MALACHI WS 4947               0   1  0     5       HOLY AVENGERS (542)
 OUT OF TP! 4991               1   1  0     4       STYLE AND STRIFE (529)
 ST-WHOMPER 4950               0   2  0     4       FORCE OF FIVE (533)
 PS-SHORT SPOKE 4901           0   2  0     4       KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
 PLATONIST PSTRIKER 4968       0   2  0     4       DREAMERS (539)
 SHE'S A RIPPER 4907           0   2  0     4       SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)
 AIMED BLOW THE BELT 4911      0   2  0     4       SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)
 I'M A LU 4840                 0   3  0     3       ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (536)
 DUMBBELL LUNGE 4990           0   2  0     2       STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524)
 BATTLE 4989                   0   2  0     2       DARQUE FORCES (540)
 SUPERIOR LOOPHOLE 5026        0   1  0     1       PERFECTION QUEST XIII (527)
 SUPERIOR TRICKS 5027          0   1  0     1       PERFECTION QUEST XIII (527)
 ST-MEATLOAF 5021              0   1  0     1       FORCE OF FIVE (533)
 HOUSTON HAMMER PL 5012        0   1  0     1       ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)
 SIRIUS DIGGORY PR 5009        0   1  0     1       POTTER POTPOURRI (523)
 PR-ISM 5020                   0   1  0     1       IHOOP (541)
 SL-SNOWKIRK 5019              0   1  0     1       KIRKWOOD 1 (535)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
CEBUANO HAMMER S 4959  0  1 0 ASTONISH HAMMERZ 521  IRON LUNGE 4908       438         
STAMPEDE 4935          0  2 0 DARQUE FORCES 540     BASH BUSH 4913        439         
BAYWOLF 4933           0  2 0 DARQUE FORCES 540     FURY STK 5029         439         
PRISONER PL 5023       0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 522  THE PHONE BOOTH 380   439 NONE    
PRISONER BA 5022       0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 522  UNDEAD POTATO LOR 382 439 NONE    
PR-IZZY 4903           0  1 0 FORCE OF FIVE 533     BA-RNEY 5000          438         
FURY SLASH 4970        0  2 0 FURY'S EDGE 528       JON BENET RAMSEY 4979 439         
GLADRIEL PL 4948       0  1 0 HOLY AVENGERS 542     WS-THE WALL 4898      438         
PL PERSIAN 4942        0  1 0 KATHOUSE 519          I'M ANOTHER AB 5010   439         
1112191510413 5025     0  1 0 PERFECTION QUEST  527 AN INVISIBLE ENTI 387 439 NONE    
DRACO POTTER WS 4880   0  1 0 POTTER POTPOURRI 523  PS-OFF 4998           438         
SCLUNGER 5014          0  1 0 STYLE AND STRIFE 529  UNDEAD POTATO LOR 382 439 NONE    
MEDIOCRE TP 5015       0  1 0 STYLE AND STRIFE 529  FUNKY DISCO DUDE 378  439 NONE    
SO-SO LUNGER 5013      0  1 0 STYLE AND STRIFE 529  POTATO GOLEM 379      439 NONE    
TP-PACKAGE 4956        0  1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES Z 531 WANTON SLAUGHTER 4842 438         
AB-A BREATHER! 4896    1  1 0 WHAT MOM'S SAY 526    AIMED - FELINE 4859   439         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Maximillian -- You must have mistaken someone else for me.  Trust me on this one, if
you lifted my gold pouch you would not be able to buy drinks at every pub in town,
unless of course this town has only one pub and it gives away drinks for free!  If
that is the case, please pass along its location! -- Rillion

As is becoming more and more apparent, The Consortium entrant in Zal Con is Con Zal
Con, managed by our newest manager Con Man.  We wish everyone well in this quite
interesting event, and we send our greetings out to friend and foe alike.  May you
have a Happy Thanksgiving. -- The Consortium Elders

I would just like to say "you suck" to all those managers whose Zal Con warriors did
well in the Mailer.  May you all rot in Hades. -- Con Man

Spy Hunter BA -- I think it was highly inappropriate for you to bash Bush, with him
being 'el presidente' and all.  Bash Bush asked me to inform you that your name has
been gently offered to the CIA.  Don't be thinking of traveling soon. -- Con Man

You win some; you lose some; but if I don't win 'em all, I'm mad.  I'm mad! -- Con
Man

All -- My 'forget-to-turn-in-fight-sheets' landed me in fifth place!  Now let's see
if my third 'poker hand' cares to fight! -- Kat (Kathouse)

Rillion -- Agreed.  This will be more of a marathon than a sprint.  Fortunately, the
ZalCon is one of the more reputable contest, and Zalgor has a great prize-pool.  I
hope the typical attrition isn't too severe.  Besides there are some egos that
couldn't deal with the vicious razzing that dropping out would surely bring. -- The
Feline of Funtime, The Tabby of Tease, The Persian Prince of Preamble, the Manx of
Mayhem, The-oh-so-ever-loveable-me;  Kat

Eighteen bashers?  Is this an Ode to Mikey, or were the rollups THAT bad?  The
combined 5-13 might lend some insight.... -- Kat

I'm a Ba -- I hate to point this out, but your massive popularity was boosted from a
large group of Aggies in town who thought your name indicated something more akin to
mutton.  Common mistake, I'm sure. -- Kat

Joan Crawford -- Couldn't you wait for me to go too?  It was like, Ready, Set and you
had already gone. -- I'm a LU

Ice Pick Hammer -- Looking for an easy win, better look elsewhere. -- I'm a PL

War Burp Hammer -- Man I thought I had you, next time I'll get in the middle of one
of those outrageous burps. -- I'm a BA

Reckless Lunger -- What a crappy matchup for me.  Sigh! -- I'm an AB

Master Darque, Kat, Street Legal -- Let's kick some butt. -- Maximillian, VC soldier

All -- Who the hell renamed the DA monsters, I thought this arena was closed before,
or this just a lingering prize from long ago. -- Maximillian

Erudite ED and ZalCon3 Zealots -- Thanks for the Espionage Envelope information and I
look forward to some friendly banter in the P-ads and possibly some Spotlights from
the other managers who are competing in this contest!  After all, Rillion does read
the entire contents of his DM 13 newsletter, so how about entertaining one another
with our writing skills while providing some enjoyable reads for Rillion and all the
rest of us out here! -- Hammer/Minister of War
P.S.  WAR BURP HAMMER sends his usual [BURP!] [BURP!] [BURP!] [BURP!] [BURP!]
greetings to one and all throughout the ZalCon3 contest festivities and especially
for a Happy Turkey Day!

5 November 2005
It is with a proud heart that I announce the newest member of the Desolate Empire
alliance.  Dok Sik will be known from here forth as Dark Knight Dok Sik, of the
Desolate Empire.  May he be blessed with victory and courage.  May his enemies' blood
flow freely! -- The Dark Knights Wasby and Toker

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PRISONER PL was dealt death by THE PHONE BOOTH in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SCLUNGER was slaughtered by UNDEAD POTATO LORD in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
MEDIOCRE TP was murdered by FUNKY DISCO DUDE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
SO-SO LUNGER was butchered by POTATO GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
PRISONER BA was assassinated by UNDEAD POTATO LORD in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
1112191510413 was butchered by AN INVISIBLE ENTITY in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
PRISONER TP outwaited OUT OF TP! in a unpopular 18 minute brutal Challenge fight.
SINISTAR TP was outwaited by TPING FELINE in a slow 19 minute Challenge competition.
SPY HUNTER BA lost to WAR BURP HAMMER BA in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
WANTON SLAUGHTER was outwaited by FURY TP in a crowd boring 14 minute Challenge fight.
NORMAN BATES SL overpowered SLASHER FILM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TOT AL PARRI luckily beat I'M A PL in a tiresome 14 minute brutal Challenge fight.
WALL OF FELINE bested WS-SUP in a 3 minute amateur's Challenge conflict.
MR PERRY TOTAL luckily beat RECKLESS LUNGER in a 3 minute amateur's Challenge match.
AIMED BLOW THE BELT was overpowered by AB-LEAPIN' LEON in a 1 minute conflict.
ST-WHOMPER was defeated by TP-SLYTH in a 6 minute novice's Challenge duel.
IRON LUNGE slimly lost to CHO UMBRIDGE LU in a 4 minute novice's Challenge fray.
SHE'S A RIPPER was devastated by CARRIE PR in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PS-DORIS savagely defeated PS-SHORT SPOKE in a 6 minute novice's Challenge bout.
ST-STUMP RUN defeated STRIKING STANDBY in a 5 minute Challenge conflict.
BRASS BASH BOY was devastated by BASHING PUMPKINS in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
AB-A BREATHER! was killed by AIMED - FELINE in a 2 minute beginner's Challenge bout.
STAMPEDE was unbelievably slain by BASH BUSH in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge fray.
SEVERUS KRUM AB overpowered CEBUANA HAMMER AB in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BELLATRIX LONG. ST overpowered STRIKE OUT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PRISONER LU defeated DUMBBELL LUNGE in a 2 minute gruesome novice's Challenge bout.
NEO-GEO SL savagely defeated REVERIE RIPOSTE in a 3 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
DONKEY KONG SL was overcome by GINNY CHANG SL in a 1 minute amateur's Challenge bout.
TP-PAPER unbelievably bested PLUNGING FELINE in a 5 minute novice's Challenge bout.
BA-RNEY was viciously subdued by PSYLOCKE in a popular 4 minute brutal Challenge fray.
PS-OFF was subdued by TOOBIN PS in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
BASHING FELINE savagely defeated MEGAMANAGER (NOT) in a 3 minute Title bout.
OEDIPUS TP outwaited LU-LIGHTNING in a popular 7 minute duel.
JON BENET RAMSEY BA viciously butchered FURY SLASH in a 1 minute brutal battle.
STRIKE BACK devastated PLATONIST PSTRIKER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
JOAN CRAWFORD BA defeated SCUMORAMA in a 1 minute match.
UTTERLY LARGE (LU) was demolished by LULLABY LUNGER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ST-REMAX lost to LU-LUNCH! in a action packed 1 minute novice's bout.
BAYWOLF was executed by FURY STK in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SLITHER was overcome by LULU THE LION in a popular 1 minute novice's duel.
COLLEGE BASH was demolished by ST SINGAPURA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ICE PICK HAMMER PR bested SL-SNOWKIRK in a 3 minute amateur's match.
ST-BAD BILLY lost to I'M A BA in a 1 minute novice's conflict.
WS-THE WALL unbelievably bested I'M A LU in a 3 minute amateur's match.
ST-THE SMOOSHER was overcome by WISHFULL WALL in a 2 minute novice's conflict.
I'M AN AB savagely defeated PR-ISM in a 3 minute gory novice's fight.
FURY STRIKER vanquished AB YSINNIAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FURY SLASHER handily defeated HOUSTON HAMMER PL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
WS-WORK STINKS! subdued SUPERIOR TRICKS in a 2 minute amateur's match.
SIR DOUGLAS LUNGE beat SIRIUS DIGGORY PR in a 3 minute novice's battle.
SOMNOLENT SLASHER was defeated by PL-CARINAE in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
BATTLE was devastated by PR-PROUD! in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
TP TABBY bested SUPERIOR LOOPHOLE in a 4 minute bloody novice's battle.
PL PERSIAN was savagely slain by I'M ANOTHER AB in a exciting 1 minute novice's brawl.
ST-STOP! devastated SCUMORAMA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ST-MEATLOAF lost to PRISONER SL in a 2 minute novice's struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 16         TOTAL PARRY       30 -  27 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  15         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  12 -  2      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  11 -  0      42  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     12         SLASHING ATTACK   24 -  38 -  0      39  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  23 -  1      32  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  12 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    7         BASHING ATTACK    26 -  63 -  3      29  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  33 -  1      28  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         AIMED BLOW        12 -  32 -  2      27  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  66 -  1      18  |

Turn 439 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        9 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     7 -  8         4  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  9         3  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         5 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  4         1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  3     LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  8         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  7         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  5         1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is I'M A BA 4841.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was STRIKING STANDBY 4909.  The ten other most popular fighters were LU-LIGHTNING 
4900, ST-WHOMPER 4950, IRON LUNGE 4908, BASHING FELINE 4860, STAMPEDE 4935, RECKLESS 
LUNGER 4849, NEO-GEO SL 4870, BA-RNEY 5000, PSYLOCKE 4936, and PS-OFF 4998.

The least popular fighter this week was TPING FELINE 4975.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SINISTAR TP 4868, PRISONER TP 4874, OUT OF TP! 4991, FURY TP 
4972, TOT AL PARRI 4912, WANTON SLAUGHTER 4842, TP-PAPER 4997, PLUNGING FELINE 4974, 
I'M A PL 4839, and SIRIUS DIGGORY PR 5009.