DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/16/2006    Duedate: 01/28/2006

DULLENS ARENA

DM-13    TURN-443

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BASHING FELINE
ARENA FELINES II (530)
(13-4860) [4-3-0,65]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              BASHING FELINE
                               ARENA FELINES II (530)
                               (13-4860) [4-3-0,65]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ST-STUMP RUN                   STRIKING STANDBY
KIRKWOOD 1 (535)               SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)
(13-4899) [2-4-0,16]           (13-4909) [2-4-0,22]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MOMMY DEAREST (543)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. STYLE AND STRIFE (529)      33
2. DREAMERS (539)              30      PROJECT WARRIOR (300)
3. ARCANE ARCADE (427)         29      Unchartered Team
4. KATHOUSE (519)              25
5. CON ZAL CON (525)           24      MOMMY DEAREST (543)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*MOMMY DEAREST (543)       22  12  1 64.7   1/ 1*MOMMY DEAREST (543)      10  4 0
 2- 2*STYLE OVER SUBSTAN (524)  16  14  2 53.3   2/ 3*POTTER POTPOURRI (523)    9  6 0
 3/ 3*ARENA FELINES II (530)    20  18  1 52.6   3/ 5*KIRKWOOD 1 (535)          8  6 0
 4/ 4*POTTER POTPOURRI (523)    17  18  0 48.6   4/11*SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)    8  7 0
 5/ 5*CON ZAL CON (525)         17  20  1 45.9   5/12*CON ZAL CON (525)         8  7 0
 6/ 7*ARCANE ARCADE (427)       14  17  0 45.2   6- 2*STYLE OVER SUBSTAN (524)  7  3 1
 7/ 6*IHOOP (541)               15  20  3 42.9   7/ 4*ARENA FELINES II (530)    7  7 0
 8/ 8*KIRKWOOD 1 (535)          14  20  1 41.2   8/ 8*FORCE OF FIVE (533)       7  7 0
 9/13*DREAMERS (539)            14  24  0 36.8   9/18*DREAMERS (539)            7  8 0
10- 9*ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (536)    11  19  2 36.7  10/ 7*IHOOP (541)               7  8 0
11/10*SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (531)  11  19  0 36.7  11/16*SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (531)  6  4 0
12/19*KATHOUSE (519)            11  22  1 33.3  12/ 6*PERFECTION QUEST X (527)  6  5 0
13/11*HOLY AVENGERS (542)        9  19  0 32.1  13/10*HOLY AVENGERS (542)       6  8 0
14/15*FORCE OF FIVE (533)       12  26  0 31.6  14/17*KATHOUSE (519)            5  8 0
15/14*SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)    11  24  1 31.4  15/ 9*STYLE AND STRIFE (529)    5  9 1
16/18*PERFECTION QUEST X (527)  10  22  2 31.3  16/15*ARCANE ARCADE (427)       4  6 0
17/20*STYLE AND STRIFE (529)    11  27  1 28.9  17/14*DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)    4  8 0
18/12*DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)    10  25  0 28.6  18-13*ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (536)    3  2 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/17*WHAT MOM'S SAY (526)       7  18  0 28.0  19/20*ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)    3 12 0
20/22*ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)     7  30  0 18.9  20/21*WHAT MOM'S SAY (526)      0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

ZalCon Standings (Abbreviated) thru Turn 5

Okay before I start I would like to apologize for a few things.  First, I had
completed the standings for last turn before Christmas...spent the day with my son
and in the chaos lost my newsletter and the standings with it.  Second, I did not
follow up in time to find a copy of the newsletter to get complete standings for this
turn.  These are mistakes I will correct and will not repeat.  I hope you all can get
past this by pummeling my team and rising to glory at my expense.

On to the standings.  The Top Team standings does not include the two points lost in
Dark Arena fights on Turn 441 as I do not have the info handy on which teams DA'd.
Also I do not have MVP or Style Master standings this turn as I do not have the stats
for Turn 441.

The standings I do have show Mommy Dearest running away with the lead so far, with
only two teams within ten points of the top.  The warrior standings are
understandably close to date with four warriors tied for first, four for second and
eight for third.

Iron Manager --- I must let everyone know this category is COMPLETELY ACCURATE!!!!! 
The two turns which were not scored counted towards the Iron Manager standings.  If
you did not fight all ten fights in the two preliminary rounds and all warriors every
turn in the subsequent rounds...you do not have the max possible fights to this
point.  No team has the max points as of now.

Top Team:
+16  Mommy Dearest
+9   Style Over Substance
+8   Arena Felines
+4   Potter Potpourri, IHOOP
+2   Arcane Arcade, Con Zal Con
+1   Kirkwood 1, Isn't It Obvious
-3   Superior Forces ZC3
-4   Kathouse, Holy Avengers
-5   Dreamers, Fury's Edge
-6   Force Of Five
-8   Perfection Quest XIII, What Mom's Say, Darque Forces
-9   Slaughter's Crew
-11  Dungeon Cell ZC3
-12  Style and Strife
-15  Astonish Hammerz

Top Warrior:
+5  Joan Crawford BA, Tot Al Parri, Carrie PR, Prisoner TP
+4  Sir Douglas Lunge, ST Singapura, WS The Wall, Aimed - Feline
+3  Norman Bates SL, I'm a BA, Cho Umbridge LU, Wall of Feline
+3  Wishfull Wall, Oedipus TP, PR-ism, I'm Another AB

Iron Manager Standings (Out of 35 Possible)
34  Arena Felines, Force Of Five
33  Dreamers, Style and Strife
32  Con Zal Con, Dungeon Cell ZC3, Astonish Hammerz
31  Perfection Quest XIII
30  Mommy Dearest, Style Over Substance, Potter Potpourri, IHOOP
30  Kirkwood 1, Isn't It Obvious, Slaughter's Crew
29  Kathouse
27  Superior Forces ZC3
26  Arcane Arcade

Well, that is it for the abbreviated version of the standings.  At the Face I will
get myself copies of the missing Newsletter and return next turn with completely up
to date and accurate standings for all categories.  Again, sorry for the
inconvenience and thanks for the understanding!

Robert/Zalgor

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 536): HELLACIOUS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 421): THE SHOCKER of INQUISITION SL5 (LHI, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 544): HEARTS of GAMES LIBRARY (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 540): VANGUARD of ORCCON THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 539): HOFFA of JOHNS (Dear, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 543): JUSTIN of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 540): CLARITIN JUNKIE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 535): SYD TUBULAR of SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 526): DAVE of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 525): ACE of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 499): NIKITA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 489): SIR LICKSALOT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 216): SKULK of CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 477): SU-CHI of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 425): WILLIE MCGEE of ALL-UGLY TEAM (The Sentinel, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 203): SILVERBOLT of RUNNING AMOK (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 191): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 374): DIO of MIDGETS (Ganolus Oakleaf, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 168): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 418): DR DAZZLE of PEPPER PRACTICE II from ANDOR (The Muffin
                             Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 536): STEEL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 421): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 544): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 540): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 539): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 543): THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 540): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 535): QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 526): PENTARCHIE-18 (The Pentalque, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 525): SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 499): AARDVARK HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 489): JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 216): THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 477): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 425): ALL-UGLY TEAM (The Sentinel, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 203): OF WOLF AND MAN (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 191): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 374): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 168): MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 418): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1MORDANT (turn 536): BRICK WALL of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 420): SCARDY CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 540): VANGUARD of ORCCON THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
                           FIREBALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
               (turn 539): MAGIC JOHNSON of PURPLE AND GOLD (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 534): SIR DA of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 526): DAVE of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 498): DONNA THE HUNTRESS of THE FALLEN (Azrael, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 477): FRANKENBUTT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
               (turn 476): RED SKELTON of CLOWNING AROUND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 424): DELANGE of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 373): RELENTLESS of THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
DULLENS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  If this keeps up, PERFECTION QUEST 
XIII, you'll have to shine swords instead of use them.  A drop of 6 in the rankings?  
DREAMERS turned their 4-1-0 turn into a 9th place rank in the listings this turn.  
Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists.  Gee, I'm impressed, a 3-1-0 is 
nice, but don't get cocky, KATHOUSE, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are 
proud.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see BELLATRIX LONG. ST win a fight 
and gain 19 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, AIMED - FELINE beat CARRIE PR and CARRIE PR 
lost 10 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Our Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to 
MEGAMANAGER (NOT), BUT BASHING FELINE is still the Duelmaster because he has the most 
recognition points!  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you 
this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, DULLENS?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
DUNGEON CELL ZC3, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided 
team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And who led the way in this mass 
act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was STYLE AND STRIFE.  Ha ha ha 
ha!  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, CARRIE PR was this turn's most challenged 
warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only 
shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the DULLENS arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll 
need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BASHING FELINE 4860           4   3  0    65       ARENA FELINES II (530)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOAN CRAWFORD BA 4980         6   0  0    52       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
 LU-LIGHTNING 4900             4   2  0    41       KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
 ST SINGAPURA 4944             5   0  0    39       KATHOUSE (519)
 UTTERLY LARGE (LU) 4845       3   3  0    39       PERFECTION QUEST XIII (527)
-I'M AN AB 4965                3   1  0    39       ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (536)
 SPY HUNTER BA 4986            4   1  0    38       ARCANE ARCADE (427)
-NORMAN BATES SL 4977          4   1  0    36       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
 WALL OF FELINE 4857           6   1  0    34       ARENA FELINES II (530)
 IRON LUNGE 4908               4   2  1    34       SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AIMED - FELINE 4859           5   1  1    33       ARENA FELINES II (530)
 BELLATRIX LONG. ST 4877       3   3  0    33       POTTER POTPOURRI (523)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STRIKE OUT 4862               3   2  0    33       STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524)
-SUPERIOR TRICKS 5027          2   2  0    33       PERFECTION QUEST XIII (527)
 PS-DORIS 4951                 4   2  0    32       FORCE OF FIVE (533)
-I'M A BA 4841                 4   1  0    31       ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (536)
 BRUTAL BASHER 5038            3   1  1    31       STYLE AND STRIFE (529)
 SEVERUS KRUM AB 4878          3   3  0    31       POTTER POTPOURRI (523)
 SIRIUS DIGGORY PR 5009        4   1  0    30       POTTER POTPOURRI (523)
-SLASHER FILM 4865             3   2  1    30       STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524)
 SOMNOLENT SLASHER 4988        3   3  0    30       DREAMERS (539)
-DUMBBELL LUNGE 4990           3   2  0    28       STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524)
 BRASS BASH BOY 4954           4   2  0    27       CON ZAL CON (525)
 TOOBIN PS 4871                4   1  0    27       ARCANE ARCADE (427)
-STRIKE BACK 4863              3   2  0    27       STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524)
 LULLABY LUNGER 4969           3   3  0    26       DREAMERS (539)
 SINISTAR TP 4868              3   2  0    26       ARCANE ARCADE (427)
 ST-WHOMPER 4950               2   4  0    26       FORCE OF FIVE (533)
 AB YSINNIAN 4941              1   4  0    26       KATHOUSE (519)
 TOT AL PARRI 4912             6   1  0    25       CON ZAL CON (525)
 WISHFULL WALL 4987            5   1  0    25       DREAMERS (539)
 OEDIPUS TP 4976               5   1  0    25       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
-PRISONER TP 4874              5   0  0    25       DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)
 CHO UMBRIDGE LU 4879          4   2  0    25       POTTER POTPOURRI (523)
 ST-THE SMOOSHER 4957          3   3  0    25       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531)
-PL-CARINAE 5028               3   1  0    24       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531)
 SHE'S A RIPPER 4907           2   4  0    24       SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARRIE PR 4978                5   1  0    23       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
 JON BENET RAMSEY BA 4979      2   4  1    23       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
 WS-THE WALL 4898              4   2  1    22       KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
 MR PERRY TOTAL 4915           4   2  0    22       CON ZAL CON (525)
-WANTON SLAUGHTER 4842         3   2  1    22       PERFECTION QUEST XIII (527)
 PS-SHORT SPOKE 4901           3   3  0    22       KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
 BEVACHIAS PS 4949             3   2  0    22       HOLY AVENGERS (542)
 STRIKING STANDBY 4909         2   4  0    22       SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)
 PARTHESEUS LU 4946            3   2  0    21       HOLY AVENGERS (542)
 COLLEGE BASH 4916             2   4  0    21       CON ZAL CON (525)
 PS-OFF 4998                   2   4  1    19       IHOOP (541)
-TPING FELINE 4975             2   3  0    19       ARENA FELINES II (530)
 GLORIFINDEL ST 4945           1   4  0    19       HOLY AVENGERS (542)
-SIR DOUGLAS LUNGE 4866        4   1  1    18       STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524)
 BASHING PUMPKINS 4910         3   3  0    18       SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)
 NEO-GEO SL 4870               2   3  0    18       ARCANE ARCADE (427)
 WAR BURP HAMMER BA 4831       4   3  0    17       ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)
 ST-BAD BILLY 4952             2   4  0    17       FORCE OF FIVE (533)
 TP-PAPER 4997                 4   2  0    16       IHOOP (541)
 PRISONER LU 4876              3   3  0    16       DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)
 GINNY CHANG SL 4881           3   3  0    16       POTTER POTPOURRI (523)
-I'M ANOTHER AB 5010           2   1  2    16       ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (536)
 ST-STUMP RUN 4899             2   4  0    16       KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
 RECKLESS LUNGER 4849          2   4  0    16       STYLE AND STRIFE (529)
-I'M A PL 4839                 2   3  0    16       ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (536)
 PLUNGING FELINE 4974          3   3  0    15       ARENA FELINES II (530)
 TP TABBY 4943                 2   3  0    15       KATHOUSE (519)
 AB-LEAPIN' LEON 4953          3   3  0    14       FORCE OF FIVE (533)
 TP-SLYTH 4922                 3   3  0    14       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531)
 REVERIE RIPOSTE 4967          2   4  0    14       DREAMERS (539)
 BIRMING HAMMER SL 5041        1   2  0    14       ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)
 BA-RNEY 5000                  3   3  1    13       IHOOP (541)
 MALACHI WS 4947               1   4  0    13       HOLY AVENGERS (542)
 ICE PICK HAMMER PR 4828       1   6  0    13       ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)
 PR-ISM 5020                   3   2  1    12       IHOOP (541)
 WS-SUP 4999                   3   3  0    12       IHOOP (541)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OUT OF TP! 4991               3   3  0    12       STYLE AND STRIFE (529)
 ST-STOP! 5018                 2   2  0    12       WHAT MOM'S SAY (526)
 ST-REMAX 4923                 2   2  0    12       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531)
 CEBUANA HAMMER AB 4958        1   5  0    12       ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)
-SUPERIOR LOOPHOLE 5026        2   2  1    11       PERFECTION QUEST XIII (527)
-WS-WORK STINKS! 4892          2   1  0    11       WHAT MOM'S SAY (526)
-ST-MEATLOAF 5021              1   3  0    11       FORCE OF FIVE (533)
 PL-PUMA 5040                  2   2  1    10       KATHOUSE (519)
 PLATONIST PSTRIKER 4968       1   5  0    10       DREAMERS (539)
 SPRITELY RIPPER 5050          1   0  0    10       STYLE AND STRIFE (529)
 PRANCING PLUNGER 5036         2   2  0     8       STYLE AND STRIFE (529)
-PRISONER SL 5024              2   2  0     8       DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)
-SL-SNOWKIRK 5019              1   3  0     8       KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
-LU-LUNCH! 5016                1   1  0     8       WHAT MOM'S SAY (526)
-SL-DEAD PETEY 4955            0   1  0     7       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531)
-I'M A LU 4840                 0   5  0     5       ISN'T IT OBVIOUS (536)
-BACHIO BA 5046                1   1  0     4       HOLY AVENGERS (542)
 PRISONER AB 5044              0   3  0     3       DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)
 ABARSIS RIPPER 5048           0   2  0     2       SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)
 REDWING HAMMER BA 5051        0   1  0     1       ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
DONKEY KONG SL 4869    1  4 0 ARCANE ARCADE 427     SALT GOLEM 381        443 NONE    
HOUSTON HAMMER P 5012  0  2 0 ASTONISH HAMMERZ 521  SUPERIOR LOOPHOL 5026 440         
CHRISTI HAMMER P 5042  0  2 0 ASTONISH HAMMERZ 521  I'M ANOTHER AB 5010   442         
BASH BUSH 4913         1  5 1 CON ZAL CON 525       SALT GOLEM 381        443 NONE    
PRISONER BA 5049       0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 522  NOMADIC HORSE LOR 384 443 NONE    
LULU THE LION 4940     1  2 0 KATHOUSE 519          SLASHER FILM 4865     441         
PL PERSIAN 4942        0  1 0 KATHOUSE 519          I'M ANOTHER AB 5010   439 NOT REVE
AIMED BLOW THE B 4911  0  3 0 SLAUGHTER'S CREW 520  PL-PUMA 5040          440 REVENGED
NESTA PLUNGE 5047      0  1 0 SLAUGHTER'S CREW 520  BRUTAL BASHER 5038    441 REVENGED
AB-A BREATHER! 4896    1  1 0 WHAT MOM'S SAY 526    AIMED - FELINE 4859   439 NOT REVE
PR-PROUD! 5017         1  1 0 WHAT MOM'S SAY 526    PR-ISM 5020           440         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Perfection Quest XIII    3-1-1  vs   Superior Forces ZC3    1-3-0

30 December 2005
Just a reminder to all you online type people.  It is much appreciated if you send
your personals in PLAIN TEXT, rather than HTML or formatted text.  HAL, in his
infinite wisdom, doesn't DO formatting, which means having to unsnarl your personal
ads from bunches of extraneous...stuff.  So, if your e-mailer has a plain text
option, let it be your friend. -- Ed.
P.S.  Sometimes it's the formatted text which makes ads go astray.  Not often, but
sometimes.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DONKEY KONG SL was dealt death by SALT GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
BASH BUSH was narrowly killed by SALT GOLEM in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
PRISONER BA was slain by NOMADIC HORSE LORD in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
BASHING PUMPKINS was devastated by BRUTAL BASHER in a 1 minute Bloodfeud contest.
JOAN CRAWFORD BA overpowered SEVERUS KRUM AB in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
WALL OF FELINE bested WS-THE WALL in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
UTTERLY LARGE (LU) defeated CHO UMBRIDGE LU in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
JON BENET RAMSEY BA was narrowly defeated by SIRIUS DIGGORY PR in a 3 minute brawl.
PS-DORIS overcame BEVACHIAS PS in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
SHE'S A RIPPER slimly won victory over MALACHI WS in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
ST-STUMP RUN was defeated by ST-WHOMPER in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
OEDIPUS TP savagely defeated PLUNGING FELINE in a tiresome 11 minute Challenge fight.
AIMED - FELINE beat CARRIE PR in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
ST-REMAX was demolished by SOMNOLENT SLASHER in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
TP-SLYTH outwaited ICE PICK HAMMER PR in a tiresome 13 minute Challenge battle.
TOOBIN PS unbelievably bested PARTHESEUS LU in a 2 minute bloody Challenge bout.
PLATONIST PSTRIKER was handily defeated by PS-OFF in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
ST-THE SMOOSHER overpowered CEBUANA HAMMER AB in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
OUT OF TP! was outwaited by TP-PAPER in a unpopular 21 minute Challenge bout.
AB-LEAPIN' LEON was devastated by AB YSINNIAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
PRANCING PLUNGER was beaten by GLORIFINDEL ST in a exciting 2 minute Challenge match.
PRISONER AB was beaten by PL-PUMA in a 1 minute amateur's Challenge fight.
ABARSIS RIPPER slimly lost to REVERIE RIPOSTE in a tiring 7 minute Challenge contest.
BASHING FELINE was luckily beaten by MEGAMANAGER (NOT) in a 3 minute Title duel.
LU-LIGHTNING handily defeated NEO-GEO SL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ST-BAD BILLY was devastated by SPY HUNTER BA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
IRON LUNGE defeated GINNY CHANG SL in a 1 minute fight.
STRIKING STANDBY was outwaited by SINISTAR TP in a popular 12 minute gruesome match.
TOT AL PARRI was savagely defeated by BELLATRIX LONG. ST in a 2 minute brutal bout.
ST SINGAPURA vanquished RECKLESS LUNGER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
TP TABBY was viciously subdued by PS-SHORT SPOKE in a action packed 10 minute bout.
COLLEGE BASH overcame WS-SUP in a 1 minute duel.
MR PERRY TOTAL luckily beat PRISONER LU in a popular 4 minute gruesome fight.
BRASS BASH BOY handily defeated WAR BURP HAMMER BA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LULLABY LUNGER demolished PR-ISM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WISHFULL WALL beat ST-STOP! in a 2 minute bout.
BA-RNEY was luckily beaten by BIRMING HAMMER SL in a 2 minute brutal fray.
SPRITELY RIPPER devastated REDWING HAMMER BA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                  13         WALL OF STEEL     25 -  24 -  2      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         TOTAL PARRY       39 -  42 -  0      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  28 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         LUNGING ATTACK    36 -  54 -  2      40  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-STRIKE      22 -  34 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  23 -  1      38  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         SLASHING ATTACK   29 -  49 -  2      37  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         BASHING ATTACK    48 -  85 -  4      36  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         AIMED BLOW        19 -  45 -  3      30  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         STRIKING ATTACK   36 -  88 -  1      29  |

Turn 443 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     5 -  8         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  4     AIMED BLOW         2 -  4         1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  5     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   BASHING FELINE 4860         4   3  0   65 ARENA FELINES II (530)
LUNGING ATTACK   LU-LIGHTNING 4900           4   2  0   41 KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
STRIKING ATTACK  ST SINGAPURA 4944           5   0  0   39 KATHOUSE (519)
WALL OF STEEL    WALL OF FELINE 4857         6   1  0   34 ARENA FELINES II (530)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is ST-STUMP RUN 4899.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was STRIKING STANDBY 4909.  The ten other most popular fighters were PRISONER LU 
4876, BASHING FELINE 4860, PS-SHORT SPOKE 4901, DONKEY KONG SL 4869, JON BENET RAMSEY 
BA 4979, GLORIFINDEL ST 4945, UTTERLY LARGE (LU) 4845, BELLATRIX LONG. ST 4877, 
PRISONER BA 5049, and WALL OF FELINE 4857.

The least popular fighter this week was TP-PAPER 4997.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were OUT OF TP! 4991, OEDIPUS TP 4976, TP-SLYTH 4922, PLUNGING FELINE 4974, 
SINISTAR TP 4868, ICE PICK HAMMER PR 4828, REVERIE RIPOSTE 4967, TP TABBY 4943, 
REDWING HAMMER BA 5051, and PR-ISM 5020.