DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/27/2006    Duedate: 03/11/2006

DULLENS ARENA

DM-13    TURN-446

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BASHING FELINE
ARENA FELINES II (530)
(13-4860) [6-4-0,77]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BASHING FELINE                 PARTHESEUS LU
ARENA FELINES II (530)         HOLY AVENGERS (542)
(13-4860) [6-4-0,77]           (13-4946) [5-3-0,41]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ST-STUMP RUN                   ST-STUMP RUN
KIRKWOOD 1 (535)               KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
(13-4899) [4-5-0,27]           (13-4899) [4-5-0,27]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ARENA FELINES II (530)      75
2. DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)      53      MOMMY DEAREST (543)
3. DREAMERS (539)              50      Unchartered Team
4. ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)      36
5. FORCE OF FIVE (533)         27STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MOMMY DEAREST (543)       30  18  3 62.5   1/ 1 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)   15  0 2
 2/ 3 ARENA FELINES II (530)    28  25  1 52.8   2/ 2 PERFECTION QUEST X (527) 11  4 2
 3/ 2 CON ZAL CON (525)         26  26  2 50.0   3/ 4 CON ZAL CON (525)         9  6 1
 4/ 7 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)    25  25  2 50.0   4/ 5 MOMMY DEAREST (543)       8  6 2
 5/ 6 POTTER POTPOURRI (523)    22  26  1 45.8   5/ 6 DREAMERS (539)            8  7 2
 6/ 4 KIRKWOOD 1 (535)          22  27  1 44.9   6/13 ARENA FELINES II (530)    8  7 0
 7/ 8 PERFECTION QUEST X (527)  21  26  4 44.7   7/ 3 KIRKWOOD 1 (535)          8  7 0
 8/ 5*STYLE OVER SUBSTAN (524)  20  25  3 44.4   8/ 8*HOLY AVENGERS (542)       7  6 0
 9-10*ARCANE ARCADE (427)       15  21  0 41.7   9/ 9 FORCE OF FIVE (533)       7  7 1
10/14 DREAMERS (539)            22  31  2 41.5  10/17 ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)    6  9 0
11/ 9*IHOOP (541)               18  27  3 40.0  11- 7*SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)    5  0 0
12-11*SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)    16  24  1 40.0  12/12 POTTER POTPOURRI (523)    5  8 1
13/12*HOLY AVENGERS (542)       16  25  0 39.0  13/10 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (531)  4  7 0
14/13 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (531)  15  26  0 36.6  14/11 KATHOUSE (519)            4  9 0
15/15 FORCE OF FIVE (533)       19  33  1 36.5  15/18*STYLE OVER SUBSTAN (524)  4 11 1
16/16 KATHOUSE (519)            15  31  1 32.6  16/14 STYLE AND STRIFE (529)    4 11 0
17/17 STYLE AND STRIFE (529)    15  38  1 28.3  17/16*IHOOP (541)               3  7 0
18/20 ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)    13  39  0 25.0  18-19*MIDSTATEOFFICESUPP (495)  1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-19*MIDSTATEOFFICESUPP (495)   1   3  0 25.0  19-15*ARCANE ARCADE (427)       1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                            Zalcon 3 -- Turn 8 Standings

     Well, it has been two turns since the Face now and there is some definite
movement in the rankings.  Dungeon Cell is on a tear gaining twelve points in the
last two turns and Perfection Quest has gained seven.  Here are the Team Standings
through Turn eight:

Iron  Totl   Wins   Loss  Kill  Dead  Team Name
44     +19    28    11    3     1     Mommy Dearest
40     +06    19    16    3     0     Style Over Substance
47     +05    22    18    2     1     Con Zal Con
44     +05    21    17    1     0     Kirkwood 1
48     +04    21    18    1     0     Arena Felines
40     +01    17    18    3     1     IHOOP
00     +01    10    10    2     1     Isn't It Obvious
44     +00    20    19    1     2     Potter Potpourri
42     +00    18    17    3     4     Perfection Quest XIII
00     -01    15    15    0     1     Arcane Arcade
00     -02    14    15    0     1     Superior Forces ZC3
45     -03    20    17    2     8     Dungeon Cell ZC3
00     -03    06    08    1     2     Fury's Edge
40     -04    16    19    1     2     Slaughter's Crew
00     -04    14    17    0     1     Holy Avengers
48     -06    18    22    0     2     Dreamers
46     -06    16    21    0     1     Force Of Five
00     -07    05    10    0     2     Darque Forces
41     -08    13    18    1     4     Kathouse
00     -09    07    10    0     6     What Mom's Say
48     -21    13    26    1     9     Style And Strife
49     -26    09    30    0     5     Astonish Hammerz

MVP Team:
12   Mommy Dearest
 2   Dungeon Cell ZC3
 2   Arena Felines
 2   Con Zal Con
 1   Eight tied at

MVP Warrior:
14   Bashing Feline
 7   ST-Stump Run
 2   Striking Standby
 2   I'm A BA
 1   Seven tied at

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 535): PUSS of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 535): CHIC SHEIK of ALL HALLOW'S EVE (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 529): NYARLATHOTEP of DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft
                            West, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 532): PERSIFLAGE of SHROUD IN MYSTERY (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 530): EXODUS of THE OLD TESTAMENT (Ganolus Oakleaf, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 528): JILL OPPY of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 264): CAM SHAFT of OTTO'S MECHANICS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 521): MOLLY of CROC FILES (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 262): NINJATO of SAMURAI KIDS II (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 517): LOU CYPHER of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 515): LIONESS of DARK TOADS II (TigToad, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 507): TAKE COVER of THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 469): TIRRAJ of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 239): HOT LIPS of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 233): B.B. CROSS of FEATHERS FLYIN' (Barnabas, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 220): YAIWE of DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 396): ZIPPER of RESCUE RANGERS (JE, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 375): PITSPAWN FOULDOG of FEAR FACTORY (Var, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 362): VIRGINIA, NO SANTA of GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS
                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 169): APPLE DANISH of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAIYLA KIV (turn 333): RAGING PYROTHAG of GEMSTONE CREATIONS (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 329): TREENVA TARAL of SAND DANCERS (Lorana, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 317): AIDEN of LETHAL HERITAGE (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 422): DRACO MALFOY of SLYTHERIN HOUSE from DAYLA KIV
                                (Rillion, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 535): ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 535): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 529): DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft West, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 532): POWER LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 530): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 528): JAGUAR WARRIORS (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 264): DODGE BULLETS (Uncle Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 521): CARDOW HUNTERS (Uncle Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 262): SHERMANS STABLE (?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 517): CALL THE PRIEST (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 515): PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 507): FLIPPERS ARCADE (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 469): THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 239): ROAD WARRIORS (Barnabas, mgr.)
 DM  47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 233): THE OPERA (Impresario, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 220): DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 396): RESCUE RANGERS (JE, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 375): FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 362): none
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 169): DARK RUNES (Liam the Goth, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAIYLA KIV (turn 333): SAND DANCERS (Olinda, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 329): SAND DANCERS (Lorana, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 317): THE LEGENDS (Loch Ness, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 422): SUNNYLAND, etc. (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 535): BLUE HAVEN of BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 535): INSIGHTFULL INGIE of HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
               (turn 534): LUIGI of TEAM MARIO (?, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 531): GOLDEN ARCHES of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 529): MARSHALL of HEROESANDFOUNDONES (The Judge, mgr.)
 DM  28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 263): LE NETTOYE of THE PENTARCHY (The Pentalque)
                                         DAISY HAMMER of FLOWER HAMMERZ (Hammer)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 521): STONETOOTH of CARDOW HUNTERS (Uncle Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 262): BARTOFELES of THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord, mgr.)
                               KAMBARD MURH of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
                   (turn 261): IT FELT GOOD of WHY DID I DO IT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 517): ELECTRIC EYE of CALL THE PRIEST (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
              (turn 516): SINNER of CALL THE PRIEST (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 506): MORPETH of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 238): SHARD of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 233): ACE METRIC of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
                     (turn 232): TOTO of LAND OF OZ (Oz the Successful, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 220): STRYKER of DRUID'S GROVE (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAIYLA KIV (turn 332): LOQUE of FACING WORLDS (The Sentinel, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 329): TREENVA TARAL of SAND DANCERS (Lorana, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 316): NATASHA of LETHAL HERITAGE (Lord Xiang, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  Those betting on KIRKWOOD 1 lost their shirt, as KIRKWOOD 1 lost their 
fighting abilities:  1-4-0.  Nothing works for a team like victory (How's that for a 
perceptive observation?) as ARENA FELINES II can attest...  Good things come to those 
who fight well, as DREAMERS can attest, moving up by 1.  DUNGEON CELL ZC3 had cause 
to celebrate, after PRISONER SL got 22 points by beating PS-SHORT SPOKE.  PS-SHORT 
SPOKE certainly had a baffled expression on its face, after losing to PRISONER SL and 
losing 19 points in the process!  In DULLENS, nothing is permanent (except Death), 
and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, BASHING FELINE.  Word has it one team in 
DULLENS is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it 
works.   
     And how sociable are DULLENS' warriors?  Come, let us see.  Perhaps the warriors 
of ARENA FELINES II should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team... 
As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of MOMMY DEAREST, so did that sorry 
team shy from ARENA FELINES II Is it charming personality?  Conversational abilities? 
Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, LU-LIGHTNING is the most challenged warrior.  
Take heed DULLENS, of the unprincipled action of BRASS BASH BOY.  By challenging 
PRISONER TP, 17 points below him, BRASS BASH BOY besmirches the noble art of dueling. 
BRASS BASH BOY will have to start challenging legless old maids next, as he was 
subdued by PRISONER TP.  Good show, PRISONER TP!  Them's the breaks, TP-PAPER.  
Expecting fair challenges from KIRKWOOD 1 is evidently too much to ask.  Next time 
ST-STUMP RUN walks with its head high remind it of the fight where it challenged down 
18 points and lost to TP-PAPER.  As a confidence booster, PRISONER PS challenged 
PELICAN HAMMER PS, down 26 points.  Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare 
time, PRISONER PS?  Warriors of DULLENS!  Do you wish your reputations tainted by the 
base challenge of PRISONER PS?  Take heed DULLENS, of the unprincipled action of 
SUPERIOR LOOPHOLE.  By challenging SL-SNOWKIRK, 20 points below it, SUPERIOR LOOPHOLE 
besmirches the noble art of dueling.  SUPERIOR LOOPHOLE won victory over SL-SNOWKIRK 
with a point difference of 20.  So this is what DULLENS calls a duel.  This will make 
an interesting tale.   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Congratulations, SUPERIOR TRICKS.  The manager of FORCE OF FIVE should have sent 
ST-BAD BILLY to the Dark Arena for having a 3-5-0 long ago.  The audience gave a nice 
round of rasberries to RECKLESS LUNGER of STYLE AND STRIFE, for expiring in such an 
ungraceful fashion.  3-6-0, indeed!  Justice was served as ST SINGAPURA fought GINNY 
CHANG SL in bloodfeud.  Well done, KATHOUSE!  Charity is unknown in DULLENS, and 
rightly so.  DREAMERS exacted their revenge against MOMMY DEAREST.  Never one to 
advocate diplomacy and restraint, I was pleased to see DREAMERS retaliate against 
STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE in bloodfeud!  Questions are being raised about the disposing of 
severed body parts in the arena.  A certain tavern in DULLENS would I avoid!   
     All good things must come to an end.  More important duties call me.  Can 
anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for DULLENS?  On that giddy 
note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BASHING FELINE 4860           6   4  0    77       ARENA FELINES II (530)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LU-LIGHTNING 4900             6   3  0    55       KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
 PRISONER TP 4874              8   0  0    53       DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)
 JOAN CRAWFORD BA 4980         8   1  0    52       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
 PRISONER SL 5024              5   2  0    52       DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)
 PRISONER LU 4876              6   3  0    51       DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)
-IRON LUNGE 4908               5   2  1    51       SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)
 AIMED - FELINE 4859           7   2  1    49       ARENA FELINES II (530)
 WALL OF FELINE 4857           7   3  0    49       ARENA FELINES II (530)
 LULLABY LUNGER 4969           5   4  0    49       DREAMERS (539)
 TPING FELINE 4975             4   4  0    49       ARENA FELINES II (530)
 ST SINGAPURA 4944             7   1  0    47       KATHOUSE (519)
 WISHFULL WALL 4987            7   2  0    45       DREAMERS (539)
 BRASS BASH BOY 4954           6   3  0    45       CON ZAL CON (525)
 COLLEGE BASH 4916             4   5  0    43       CON ZAL CON (525)
 NORMAN BATES SL 4977          6   2  1    41       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
 PARTHESEUS LU 4946            5   3  0    41       HOLY AVENGERS (542)
-SINISTAR TP 4868              4   2  0    41       ARCANE ARCADE (427)
 UTTERLY LARGE (LU) 4845       5   4  0    40       PERFECTION QUEST XIII (527)
 ST-WHOMPER 4950               4   5  1    40       FORCE OF FIVE (533)
 BEVACHIAS PS 4949             5   3  0    39       HOLY AVENGERS (542)
 SEVERUS KRUM AB 4878          5   4  0    38       POTTER POTPOURRI (523)
 SUPERIOR TRICKS 5027          4   3  1    38       PERFECTION QUEST XIII (527)
 PS-DORIS 4951                 6   3  0    37       FORCE OF FIVE (533)
 SUPERIOR LOOPHOLE 5026        5   2  2    37       PERFECTION QUEST XIII (527)
 WANTON SLAUGHTER 4842         5   3  1    37       PERFECTION QUEST XIII (527)
-SHE'S A RIPPER 4907           3   4  0    37       SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)
 SLASHER FILM 4865             5   3  2    36       STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524)
 OEDIPUS TP 4976               6   3  0    35       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
 CEBUANA HAMMER AB 4958        3   6  0    35       ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)
 CARRIE PR 4978                7   2  1    34       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
 TOT AL PARRI 4912             7   3  0    34       CON ZAL CON (525)
 TP-SLYTH 4922                 5   3  0    34       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531)
-SPY HUNTER BA 4986            4   2  0    34       ARCANE ARCADE (427)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WS-THE WALL 4898              6   3  1    33       KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
 MR PERRY TOTAL 4915           6   3  0    33       CON ZAL CON (525)
-BASHING PUMPKINS 4910         4   3  0    33       SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)
 PS-SHORT SPOKE 4901           5   4  0    31       KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
 PRISONER PS 5053              3   0  1    31       DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)
 PRISONER AB 5044              3   3  1    31       DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)
 ST-THE SMOOSHER 4957          4   4  0    30       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531)
 STRIKE OUT 4862               4   4  0    30       STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524)
-TOOBIN PS 4871                4   2  0    30       ARCANE ARCADE (427)
 WAR BURP HAMMER BA 4831       6   4  0    29       ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)
 TP-PAPER 4997                 5   3  0    29       IHOOP (541)
 PLUNGING FELINE 4974          4   5  0    29       ARENA FELINES II (530)
 PRANCING PLUNGER 5036         4   3  0    28       STYLE AND STRIFE (529)
 ST-STUMP RUN 4899             4   5  0    27       KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
 PS-OFF 4998                   3   5  1    27       IHOOP (541)
 SLEEPY STRIKER 5066           2   0  1    27       DREAMERS (539)
 SLASH PRICES 5054             2   1  1    26       CON ZAL CON (525)
 CHO UMBRIDGE LU 4879          5   4  0    25       POTTER POTPOURRI (523)
 BELLATRIX LONG. ST 4877       4   5  0    25       POTTER POTPOURRI (523)
-STRIKING STANDBY 4909         3   4  0    25       SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)
 STRIKE BACK 4863              3   5  0    24       STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIR DOUGLAS LUNGE 4866        5   3  1    23       STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ST-REMAX 4923                 3   4  0    23       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531)
 GINNY CHANG SL 4881           4   5  1    22       POTTER POTPOURRI (523)
 BRUTAL BASHER 5038            4   3  1    21       STYLE AND STRIFE (529)
 REDWING HAMMER BA 5051        2   2  0    20       ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)
 PL-CARINAE 5028               3   4  0    19       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531)
 ME-TP 5061                    3   0  0    19       HOLY AVENGERS (542)
 BASIC AZZWHUPIN 5052          2   1  0    19       PERFECTION QUEST XIII (527)
 PLATONIST PSTRIKER 4968       1   8  0    17       DREAMERS (539)
 WS-SUP 4999                   4   4  0    16       IHOOP (541)
-NEO-GEO SL 4870               2   4  0    16       ARCANE ARCADE (427)
 BA-RNEY 5000                  3   5  1    15       IHOOP (541)
 OUT OF TP! 4991               3   6  0    15       STYLE AND STRIFE (529)
 ST-MEATLOAF 5021              2   5  0    15       FORCE OF FIVE (533)
 WS-WIREHAIR 5070              1   0  0    15       KATHOUSE (519)
 PL-PUMA 5040                  3   4  1    14       KATHOUSE (519)
 PR-ISM 5020                   3   4  1    14       IHOOP (541)
 DUMBBELL LUNGE 4990           3   5  0    14       STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524)
 SL-SNOWKIRK 5019              1   6  0    13       KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
-SL-DEAD PETEY 4955            0   2  0    12       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531)
 BEDTIME BASHER 5068           1   0  1    11       DREAMERS (539)
-SIGMOND FREUD - ST 5062       1   0  0    11       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
 STRIKERS RULE 5069            1   0  0    11       FORCE OF FIVE (533)
-HERBERT KORNFELD 4562         0   2  0     8       MIDSTATEOFFICESUPPLY (495)
-MYRON SCHABE 4656             1   0  0     7       MIDSTATEOFFICESUPPLY (495)
-BA-BUBBLE BOBBLE 5055         0   1  0     7       ARCANE ARCADE (427)
-ABARSIS RIPPER 5048           1   2  0     6       SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)
 PL-POUNCER 5072               0   1  0     3       KATHOUSE (519)
 PELICAN HAMMER PS 5064        0   2  0     2       ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)
 ST STINKY KITTY 5071          0   1  0     1       KATHOUSE (519)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
AMAZING HAMMER B 5065  0  2 0 ASTONISH HAMMERZ 521  SLEEPY STRIKER 5066   446         
ICE PICK HAMMER  4828  1  7 0 ASTONISH HAMMERZ 521  SUPERIOR LOOPHOL 5026 444         
BIRMING HAMMER S 5041  1  3 0 ASTONISH HAMMERZ 521  PRISONER PS 5053      444         
REVERIE RIPOSTE 4967   3  5 0 DREAMERS 539          CARRIE PR 4978        445 JUST REV
SOMNOLENT SLASHE 4988  3  4 0 DREAMERS 539          SLASHER FILM 4865     444 JUST REV
ST-BAD BILLY 4952      3  6 0 FORCE OF FIVE 533     SUPERIOR TRICKS 5027  446         
MALACHI WS 4947        1  7 0 HOLY AVENGERS 542     SALT GOLEM 381        446 NONE    
BACHIO BA 5046         1  2 0 HOLY AVENGERS 542     FUNKY DISCO DUDE 378  446 NONE    
AB YSINNIAN 4941       1  6 0 KATHOUSE 519          GINNY CHANG SL 4881   445 JUST REV
TP TABBY 4943          2  5 0 KATHOUSE 519          PRISONER AB 5044      445         
SIRIUS DIGGORY P 5009  4  2 0 POTTER POTPOURRI 523  NORMAN BATES SL 4977  444         
RECKLESS LUNGER 4849   3  6 0 STYLE AND STRIFE 529  ST-WHOMPER 4950       446         
HACK 'N SLASHER 5067   0  1 0 STYLE AND STRIFE 529  BEDTIME BASHER 5068   446         
SPRITELY RIPPER 5050   1  2 0 STYLE AND STRIFE 529  SLASH PRICES 5054     445         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Who needs a Sprightly Ripper?!  Kill 'em all!  Hahahahahahahahahahah! -- Slash Prices

"Perfection Quest XIII 4-1-1. vs Superior Forces ZC3 1-4-0"?????  What the heck does
that mean? -- The Con Man

I am angry and PO'd that I lost to PS-Off! -- Mr. Perry Total

Mommy Dearest still on top?  Sure, sure.  Seriously Stupid Soultaker Sucks
Significantly hires Ringers!  The cheating frontrunner is padding his winnings with
Ringers!  Who is this Sigmond Freud?  Rumor is he carries a shotgun and is a
headcase.  What kind of cheating style is that?  Cheat!!! -- The Con Man

Mr. Manager -- If that Perfection Quest XIII personal ad means what we think it means
as we read it from afar, The Creepster has advised me to tell you that incompetence
such as that will not be allowed in TOGS.  (I cannot repeat what he really said.) --
The Crazy Creeps Scribe

Ginny Chang -- Now, was that necessarily called for?  When one is struggling, it is
best to help them through the tough times, not automatically 'put them out of their
misery'.  Need to work on that temper, missy. -- Kat (Kathouse)

Prisoner AB -- Same with you!  Surely you know that this indicated your reformation
is not going well.  Not at all.  -- Kat

TP Sylth -- Why you son-of-a b.b. brained patch of cornbreaded peanut-butter jelly
lint! -- PL Puma

Poor, poor Snuffy the Kittycat.  He sniffled, he snuffled, he went kitty-splat. -- ST
Singapura

Dungeon Cell -- You folks seemed to have it turned around.  Good show!  -- Kat

30 January 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to announce with glad hearts that Heathen
Hatebred is no longer just a friend, but also an alliance-mate.  Heathen brings a lot
with him to our alliance.  His experience, talent, and loyalty will be a great
benefit to us all.  Welcome Heathen; may all our enemies' blood continue to flow
freely! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

22 February 2006
The Olympics have arrived!

The Mordanti Olympics, having been gone for six years, have returned to the Mordanti
Alliance, sponsored by Amicitia Primoris.  Teams have competed against each other for
recognition and notoriety four times in the past.  It is far past time for the fifth
Mordanti Olympics to be held.  The Mordanti Olympics shall be held in the Mordant
arena (DM-1) from May 1st (T544) through Oct 30 (T557).  There will be a
'registration period' lasting until T543, where teams will be allowed to register by
activating in Mordant and declaring their participation in the personals.  Rules will
be posted in the Mordant arena (DM-1) newsletter no later than T543, but shall be
available online before then.  An announcement will be made as to where they will be
posted.  Prizes will be awarded to the winners.

Lord Xiang
Amicitia Primoris
amicitia@gwi.net
http://amicitiaprimoris.gotdns.com

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MALACHI WS was butchered by SALT GOLEM in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BACHIO BA was dispatched by FUNKY DISCO DUDE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
ST SINGAPURA overpowered GINNY CHANG SL in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud duel.
LULLABY LUNGER viciously subdued SLASHER FILM in a popular 1 minute Bloodfeud fight.
WISHFULL WALL slimly won victory over CARRIE PR in a 6 minute Bloodfeud brawl.
OUT OF TP! was viciously subdued by SLASH PRICES in a 2 minute Bloodfeud fight.
PL-PUMA was bested by PRISONER AB in a 1 minute Bloodfeud competition.
UTTERLY LARGE (LU) overpowered SIR DOUGLAS LUNGE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
BASHING FELINE vanquished LU-LIGHTNING in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title duel.
OEDIPUS TP was savagely defeated by PRISONER LU in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
BRASS BASH BOY was luckily beaten by PRISONER TP in a 4 minute Challenge match.
ST-STUMP RUN was luckily beaten by TP-PAPER in a exciting 8 minute Challenge match.
PRISONER PS handily defeated PELICAN HAMMER PS in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
SUPERIOR TRICKS butchered ST-BAD BILLY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
SUPERIOR LOOPHOLE handily defeated SL-SNOWKIRK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BASIC AZZWHUPIN was bested by WAR BURP HAMMER BA in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
AIMED - FELINE devastated TOT AL PARRI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
MR PERRY TOTAL luckily beat CHO UMBRIDGE LU in a exciting 4 minute Challenge bout.
WALL OF FELINE overpowered WANTON SLAUGHTER in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
BRUTAL BASHER was devastated by COLLEGE BASH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ST-WHOMPER slaughtered RECKLESS LUNGER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
PS-DORIS won victory over PS-OFF in a 2 minute Challenge fray.
PL-CARINAE was devastated by PLUNGING FELINE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PRANCING PLUNGER defeated ST-REMAX in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ST-MEATLOAF was vanquished by STRIKE OUT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ST-THE SMOOSHER was unbelievably bested by PARTHESEUS LU in a 2 minute gory fight.
PS-SHORT SPOKE was demolished by PRISONER SL in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BEVACHIAS PS lost to TPING FELINE in a popular 4 minute fray.
JOAN CRAWFORD BA viciously subdued TOODLES ENRAGED! in a 1 minute bout.
TP-SLYTH overpowered PLATONIST PSTRIKER in a 2 minute uneven fight.
WS-THE WALL slimly won victory over BA-RNEY in a 2 minute brutal fight.
CEBUANA HAMMER AB demolished STRIKE BACK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SEVERUS KRUM AB overpowered PR-ISM in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NORMAN BATES SL overcame SNUFFY THE KITTYCAT in a 1 minute master vs. beginner match.
DUMBBELL LUNGE was demolished by BELLATRIX LONG. ST in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WS-SUP was beaten by REDWING HAMMER BA in a 3 minute fray.
SLEEPY STRIKER assassinated AMAZING HAMMER BA in a 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
ME-TP subdued PL-POUNCER in a popular 3 minute novice's duel.
HACK 'N SLASHER was slaughtered by BEDTIME BASHER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
STRIKERS RULE demolished ST STINKY KITTY in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition.
WS-WIREHAIR overpowered CRANKY OLD COOT in a 1 minute uneven battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         TOTAL PARRY       54 -  43 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  12         WALL OF STEEL     35 -  28 -  2      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         LUNGING ATTACK    50 -  57 -  2      47  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-STRIKE      29 -  35 -  2      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         BASHING ATTACK    59 -  77 -  5      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         SLASHING ATTACK   39 -  51 -  7      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         AIMED BLOW        28 -  37 -  4      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     24 -  34 -  2      41  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         STRIKING ATTACK   55 -  80 -  4      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-LUNGE       16 -  31 -  1      34  |

Turn 446 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         4 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  5         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  3         2  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  5         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  7                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     6 -  6                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   BASHING FELINE 4860         6   4  0   77 ARENA FELINES II (530)
LUNGING ATTACK   LU-LIGHTNING 4900           6   3  0   55 KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
TOTAL PARRY      PRISONER TP 4874            8   0  0   53 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)
SLASHING ATTACK  PRISONER SL 5024            5   2  0   52 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)
AIMED BLOW       AIMED - FELINE 4859         7   2  1   49 ARENA FELINES II (530)
WALL OF STEEL    WALL OF FELINE 4857         7   3  0   49 ARENA FELINES II (530)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  ST SINGAPURA 4944           7   1  0   47 KATHOUSE (519)
PARRY-STRIKE     BEVACHIAS PS 4949           5   3  0   39 HOLY AVENGERS (542)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CARRIE PR 4978              7   2  1   34 MOMMY DEAREST (543)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ST-STUMP RUN 4899.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ST-STUMP RUN 4899.  The ten other most popular fighters were SLASH PRICES 
5054, PRISONER LU 4876, BRASS BASH BOY 4954, CHO UMBRIDGE LU 4879, BEVACHIAS PS 4949, 
PL-POUNCER 5072, CARRIE PR 4978, BASIC AZZWHUPIN 5052, AIMED - FELINE 4859, and 
ST-REMAX 4923.

The least popular fighter this week was HACK 'N SLASHER 5067.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were AMAZING HAMMER BA 5065, DUMBBELL LUNGE 4990, PR-ISM 5020, 
STRIKE BACK 4863, TPING FELINE 4975, PS-SHORT SPOKE 4901, ST-MEATLOAF 5021, 
PL-CARINAE 5028, RECKLESS LUNGER 4849, and BRUTAL BASHER 5038.