DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/24/2006    Duedate: 05/06/2006

DULLENS ARENA

DM-13    TURN-450

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PRISONER LU
DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)
(13-4876) [10-3-0,98]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PRISONER LU                    POSITION IS EMPTY
DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)         
(13-4876) [10-3-0,98]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ST-STUMP RUN                   ST-STUMP RUN
KIRKWOOD 1 (535)               KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
(13-4899) [6-7-0,52]           (13-4899) [6-7-0,52]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. KATHOUSE (519)              61
2. PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527)   34      MOMMY DEAREST (543)
3. KIRKWOOD 1 (535)            33      Unchartered Team
4. FORCE OF FIVE (533)         33
5. ARENA FELINES II (530)      30      PROJECT WARRIOR (300)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MOMMY DEAREST (543)       39  25  5 60.9   1/ 1 PERFECTION QUEST 1 (527) 11  2 1
 2/ 2 ARENA FELINES II (530)    38  33  2 53.5   2/ 8 IHOOP (541)               9  5 1
 3/ 5 PERFECTION QUEST 1 (527)  34  31  5 52.3   3/13 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (531)  9  6 0
 4/ 3 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)    33  32  3 50.8   4/ 4 MOMMY DEAREST (543)       8  4 2
 5/ 4 CON ZAL CON (525)         36  36  2 50.0   5/ 3 KIRKWOOD 1 (535)          8  7 0
 6/ 6 KIRKWOOD 1 (535)          34  35  1 49.3   6/ 7 KATHOUSE (519)            7  8 2
 7- 7 STYLE OVER SUBSTAN (524)  29  31  3 48.3   7- 2 STYLE OVER SUBSTAN (524)  6  4 0
 8- 8 POTTER POTPOURRI (523)    25  31  2 44.6   8/ 9 STYLE AND STRIFE (529)    6  5 0
 9/10 IHOOP (541)               28  36  4 43.8   9/ 6 ARENA FELINES II (530)    6  7 1
10/11 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (531)  24  32  0 42.9  10/11 FORCE OF FIVE (533)       6  7 1
11- 9 SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)    21  29  1 42.0  11/ 5 CON ZAL CON (525)         6  9 0
12/12 FORCE OF FIVE (533)       29  41  2 41.4  12/10 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)    5  5 1
13/13 KATHOUSE (519)            25  41  4 37.9  13-12 SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)    4  1 0
14/14 DREAMERS (539)            25  46  2 35.2  14/15 ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)    2  8 0
15/15 STYLE AND STRIFE (529)    22  45  1 32.8  15-14 POTTER POTPOURRI (523)    1  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
16/16 ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)    16  50  0 24.2  16/16 DREAMERS (539)            1 12 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 540): DJESEE of THE MONGOLOIDS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 540): AGGRANDIZIN ANNE of HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 534): MEAT GRINDER of MEAT MARKET (?, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 536): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 534): MAXIMUS of HEROESANDFOUNDONES (The Judge, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 532): JILL OPPY of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 266): CAM SHAFT of OTTO'S MECHANICS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 525): ACCO of CROC FILES (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 264): BUSTER BUNNY of LOONY TOONS (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 522): GRETH of RILL'S GCSC2 (Rillion, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 520): LIONESS of DARK TOADS II (TigToad, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 511): BUMP 'N' JUMP of FLIPPERS ARCADE (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 473): TIRRAJ of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 241): HOT LIPS of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 236): WHITE SETTLER of NATURAL B. KILLERS 2 (Maximillian)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 223): YAIWE of DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 401): TOE of GET (JE, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 380): SCYTHE of BLADES OF TERROR (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 366): KARELLO of LETHAL HERITAGE (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 171): APPLE DANISH of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAIYLA KIV (turn 337): CAT STEVENS of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 334): SHORT ROCK of SAND DANCERS (Lorana, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 321): REDD of THE LEGENDS (Loch Ness, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 426): NIGHTFALL of DARKLINGS from DAIYLA KIV (Mila, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 540): SOLITAIRE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 540): HIGH JINKS (Jondeaux, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 534): DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft West, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 536): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 534): HEROESANDFOUNDONES (The Judge, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 532): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 266): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 525): CROC FILES (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 264): none
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 522): PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 520): SACKETT'S & CO. (Barnabas, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 511): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 473): THE FIVE RONIN (Bones, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 241): A DEAL'S A DEAL (Applejack, mgr.)
 DM  47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 236): OLD HABITS (Father O'Malley, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 223): DRUID'S GROVE (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 401): GET (JE, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 380): BLADES OF TERROR (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 366): SAND DANCERS (Lani, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 171): FAMILY JEWELS (Gem Genius, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAIYLA KIV (turn 337): SAND DANCERS (Olinda, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 334): HUE AND CRY (Noachian, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 321): THE LEGENDS (Loch Ness, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 426): MEOW MIX, etc. (Ultraist, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  28 SLAUGHTER PRIEST MEM (turn 266): MR. CHOMP CHOMP of THE PENTARCHY (Le
                                         Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 524): MOLLY of CROC FILES (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 264): NINJATO of SAMURAI KIDS II (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
                   (turn 263): BRILLIANT ORANGE of UNFIT TO BE ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 520): CLINCH of SACKETT'S & CO. (Barnabas, mgr.)
                       (turn 519): KID RODELO of SACKETT'S & CO. (Barnabas, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 511): HUCKLE CAT of BUSY, BUSYTOWN (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  47 SCOMSS SWAMP (turn 235): BOMBADIL of FREEDONIA (Mr. Snarky, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon DULLENS, for 
I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  Those betting on CON ZAL CON lost their shirt, as 
CON ZAL CON lost their fighting abilities:  2-3-0.  Say what you will about blind 
luck and dirty fighting, but FORCE OF FIVE will tell you 29-41-2 is nothing to laugh 
at...  Practice pays for PS-SHORT SPOKE, who pummelled DRUNKEN GUARDSMAN, to pocket 
22 points.  WAR BURP HAMMER BA certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after 
losing to BASIC AZZWHUPIN and losing 11 points in the process!  What can be a greater 
victory?  PRISONER LU has taken his place as the top, as DULLENS' new Duelmaster.  So 
who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds 
like a PR stunt to me.   
     So much to report, so little time!  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the 
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3, alone and unchallenged.  
The warriors of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 found their efforts at combat frustrated as CON 
ZAL CON apparently had more important things to do than fight.  Is it charming 
personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, BASIC 
AZZWHUPIN is the most challenged warrior.  BRASS BASH BOY challenged BASHING FELINE!  
Who says CON ZAL CON are just a bunch of wimps!  BRASS BASH BOY of CON ZAL CON kept 
his wits as he was defeated by BASHING FELINE.  My love of complete Spyreports 
dictates that I note the mismatched fight, OEDIPUS TP and PL-PUMA.  Are MOMMY DEAREST 
unwilling to engage in a fair fight?  I thought OEDIPUS TP showed great skill and 
promise when he was subdued by PL-PUMA.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal! 
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Sober up, young warriors, and take note of PRISONER PS' fate!  WS-WIREHAIR of 
KATHOUSE handily did him in.  Experience counts for something on DULLENS' sands.  
WALL OF FELINE of ARENA FELINES II spared COLLEGE BASH (7-6-0) from having to lose 
any more fights.  What's your next plan, CON ZAL CON?  He who lives by the sword (or 
maul)...  Witness PRISONER PS of DUNGEON CELL ZC3, felled by WS-WIREHAIR of KATHOUSE. 
Never one to advocate diplomacy and restraint, I was pleased to see KATHOUSE 
retaliate against DUNGEON CELL ZC3 in bloodfeud!  Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, 
the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     All good things must come to an end.  More important duties call me.  Like a 
mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid DULLENS farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRISONER LU 4876             10   3  0    98       DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WALL OF FELINE 4857          11   3  1    89       ARENA FELINES II (530)
 BASHING FELINE 4860           8   6  0    86       ARENA FELINES II (530)
 JOAN CRAWFORD BA 4980        11   2  1    81       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
 PS-SHORT SPOKE 4901           8   5  0    81       KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
 PRISONER SL 5024              7   2  0    69       DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ST-THE SMOOSHER 4957          7   4  0    67       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-IRON LUNGE 4908               7   2  1    62       SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)
 WANTON SLAUGHTER 4842         8   4  1    61       PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527)
 SUPERIOR TRICKS 5027          6   3  1    60       PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PS-DORIS 4951                 9   3  1    55       FORCE OF FIVE (533)
-SHE'S A RIPPER 4907           4   5  0    55       SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)
 BRASS BASH BOY 4954           8   5  0    54       CON ZAL CON (525)
 NORMAN BATES SL 4977          8   4  1    53       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
 TP-SLYTH 4922                 8   3  0    53       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531)
 ST-STUMP RUN 4899             6   7  0    52       KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
 BASIC AZZWHUPIN 5052          5   2  0    52       PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527)
 LU-LIGHTNING 4900             8   5  0    51       KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
 PL-PUMA 5040                  6   5  1    51       KATHOUSE (519)
 PRISONER TP 4874              8   4  0    48       DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)
 UTTERLY LARGE (LU) 4845       8   5  0    47       PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527)
 OEDIPUS TP 4976               8   5  0    47       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
 WS-THE WALL 4898              8   5  1    46       KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
 TOT AL PARRI 4912             8   6  0    44       CON ZAL CON (525)
 MR PERRY TOTAL 4915           8   5  0    43       CON ZAL CON (525)
 SUPERIOR LOOPHOLE 5026        7   4  3    43       PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527)
 ST-WHOMPER 4950               6   7  1    42       FORCE OF FIVE (533)
 TPING FELINE 4975             6   5  0    42       ARENA FELINES II (530)
 WISHFULL WALL 4987            7   6  0    41       DREAMERS (539)
 LULLABY LUNGER 4969           6   7  0    41       DREAMERS (539)
-DUMBBELL LUNGE 4990           5   6  0    40       STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524)
-STRIKING STANDBY 4909         4   5  0    40       SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)
 ST-MEATLOAF 5021              5   6  0    37       FORCE OF FIVE (533)
 ST-REMAX 4923                 5   5  0    36       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531)
 TP-PAPER 4997                 8   4  0    35       IHOOP (541)
-CARRIE PR 4978                7   2  1    34       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
 BRUTAL BASHER 5038            6   5  1    34       STYLE AND STRIFE (529)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEDTIME BASHER 5068           3   2  1    33       DREAMERS (539)
 WS-WIREHAIR 5070              3   2  1    33       KATHOUSE (519)
 WAR BURP HAMMER BA 4831       8   6  0    32       ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)
 BA-RNEY 5000                  5   7  2    32       IHOOP (541)
 SLASH PRICES 5054             4   3  1    32       CON ZAL CON (525)
-BELLATRIX LONG. ST 4877       5   6  0    31       POTTER POTPOURRI (523)
-STRIKE OUT 4862               5   6  0    31       STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524)
 OUT OF TP! 4991               5   8  0    30       STYLE AND STRIFE (529)
-CHO UMBRIDGE LU 4879          6   5  0    29       POTTER POTPOURRI (523)
 PRANCING PLUNGER 5036         6   5  0    29       STYLE AND STRIFE (529)
 WS-SUP 4999                   6   6  0    29       IHOOP (541)
-SIR DOUGLAS LUNGE 4866        6   5  1    28       STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524)
 PL-CARINAE 5028               4   6  0    27       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531)
 PLUNGING FELINE 4974          4   9  0    27       ARENA FELINES II (530)
-SEVERUS KRUM AB 4878          5   6  0    26       POTTER POTPOURRI (523)
 SL-SNOWKIRK 5019              4   7  0    26       KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
-GINNY CHANG SL 4881           5   6  2    25       POTTER POTPOURRI (523)
 PR-ISM 5020                   5   6  1    25       IHOOP (541)
 SIGMOND FREUD - ST 5062       3   2  1    25       MOMMY DEAREST (543)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CEBUANA HAMMER AB 4958        3  10  0    23       ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)
 SL-DEAD PETEY 4955            0   5  0    18       SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531)
 SLEEPY STRIKER 5066           2   3  1    15       DREAMERS (539)
 PSYCHO KILLER 5074            1   0  0    15       STYLE AND STRIFE (529)
 ST-STUTTER PUSS 5082          1   0  0    15       KATHOUSE (519)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REDWING HAMMER BA 5051        3   5  0    14       ASTONISH HAMMERZ (521)
-AB-DOMINIZER 5077             1   0  0    14       STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524)
 STRIKER BOB 5083              1   0  0    10       FORCE OF FIVE (533)
 PSPSPSEUDIO 5078              1   1  0     9       KATHOUSE (519)
 PL-POUNCER 5072               1   4  0     7       KATHOUSE (519)
-ABARSIS RIPPER 5048           1   4  0     7       SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)
-TP TEEPEE 5076                1   0  0     7       SLAUGHTER'S CREW (520)
 H.B. SLASHER 5073             0   1  0     7       STYLE AND STRIFE (529)
 TED 5084                      0   1  0     1       FORCE OF FIVE (533)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
CAPTAIN OF THE GU 366  0  1 0   1                   BA-RNEY 5000          450 NONE    
PELICAN HAMMER P 5064  0  4 0 ASTONISH HAMMERZ 521  SIGMOND FREUD -  5062 448         
AMAZING HAMMER B 5065  0  2 0 ASTONISH HAMMERZ 521  SLEEPY STRIKER 5066   446 NOT REVE
COLLEGE BASH 4916      7  6 0 CON ZAL CON 525       WALL OF FELINE 4857   450         
PRISONER PS 5053       5  2 2 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 522  WS-WIREHAIR 5070      450         
ST-BAD BILLY 4952      3  6 0 FORCE OF FIVE 533     SUPERIOR TRICKS 5027  446 NOT REVE
STRIKERS RULE 5069     2  1 0 FORCE OF FIVE 533     ST STINKY KITTY 5071  448 REVENGED
PS-OFF 4998            4  7 1 IHOOP 541             SUPERIOR LOOPHOL 5026 449         
ST SINGAPURA 4944      7  3 0 KATHOUSE 519          PRISONER PS 5053      448 JUST REV
ST STINKY KITTY 5071   2  2 2 KATHOUSE 519          PS-DORIS 4951         449         
BASHING PUMPKINS 4910  4  4 0 SLAUGHTER'S CREW 520  GINNY CHANG SL 4881   447 REVENGED
RECKLESS LUNGER 4849   3  6 0 STYLE AND STRIFE 529  ST-WHOMPER 4950       446 REVENGED
HACK 'N SLASHER 5067   0  1 0 STYLE AND STRIFE 529  BEDTIME BASHER 5068   446 REVENGED
SLASHER FILM 4865      6  4 2 STYLE OVER SUBSTA 524 JOAN CRAWFORD BA 4980 448         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Kill Soultaker!  Kill his warriors!  Soultaker is the bane of Dullens.  Kill
Soultaker! -- The Con Man

Personally, I always thought Joan Crawford was a man basher and a lousy actress. --
The Con Man

Mannequin -- You weasel!  How did you sneak above me?  You better watch your back,
devious one. -- The Con Man

Manager -- A question for you.  The Crazy Creepster was visiting me yesterday.  Hard
to understand, that guy.  He said you guys were pairing for TOGS.  He also seemed to
be commiserating that your 39% W/L here in Dullens was far superior to the 22% you
had in Aradi.  Cool!  You are running a great con, right?  Is that what is meant by
Superior Forces? -- The Con Man

Dumbbell Lunge -- I hope the average price index goes up 200% wherever you reside. --
Slash Prices

Kat -- My reformation is coming along quite nicely, thank you.  You see, the
authorities' intent was not to turn me into a wet nurse.  The idea is that I can earn
my freedom, as well as immortality, by shedding blood on the sands for the
entertainment of the fickle crowds.  And that is what I plan to do. -- Prisoner PS

All -- The tournament has passed and I hope to find that all five of my warriors are
still in the realm of the living.  While I have two legitimate shots at a TV, even
without one Dungeon Cell ZC3 is planning on stepping things up over the next few
months.  I truly don't know if Mommy Dearest can be caught, but I plan on trying my
best and the fierce competition for second place should liven things up. -- One Armed
Bandit

LU-Lightning -- A valiant attempt, but also an ill advised one.  Hasn't anyone told
you that I am the best warrior in Dullens? -- Prisoner LU

Oedipus TP -- You surprise me.  Perhaps the days of my TP dominance are behind me. --
Prisoner TP

28 March 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to welcome two managers to our fold.  Kon of
the Empire Rising, and Osiris!  May they be blessed with the blood of their enemies,
and give no quarter in War! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

11 April 2006
To all those lookin' for some easy pickins:  I, Elfwine, manager of The Shallowship,
the most feared team in all of Jhelum, invite all who seek wide open spaces for pubs
and other such establishments of limited debauchery, to visit this deserted city and
help me clear up some of the dust.  I'm just about ready to have my guys face off
against each other to get some new action.  Guess I'd better join a tournament or
something...hmmmm, there's a thought.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OUT OF TP! was viciously subdued by ST-WHOMPER in a 2 minute bloody Bloodfeud fight.
PRANCING PLUNGER lost to BEDTIME BASHER in a action packed 1 minute Bloodfeud battle.
WS-WIREHAIR killed PRISONER PS in a 1 minute Bloodfeud fight.
PSPSPSEUDIO was devastated by PS-DORIS in a 3 minute brutal one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
WANTON SLAUGHTER bested WS-THE WALL in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
BASIC AZZWHUPIN vanquished WAR BURP HAMMER BA in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
COLLEGE BASH was executed by WALL OF FELINE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BRASS BASH BOY was overpowered by BASHING FELINE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
NORMAN BATES SL won victory over LULLABY LUNGER in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
TPING FELINE luckily beat MR PERRY TOTAL in a dull 29 minute Challenge duel.
TOT AL PARRI outlasted WISHFULL WALL in a tiresome 7 minute Challenge fight.
ST-STUMP RUN viciously subdued PRISONER TP in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
OEDIPUS TP was viciously subdued by PL-PUMA in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
SIGMOND FREUD - ST was subdued by ST-MEATLOAF in a popular 1 minute Challenge brawl.
SLASH PRICES handily defeated CEBUANA HAMMER AB in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
PL-POUNCER was vanquished by PL-CARINAE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
JOAN CRAWFORD BA was viciously subdued by PRISONER LU in a 2 minute Title fray.
PRISONER SL devastated SUPERIOR LOOPHOLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ST-THE SMOOSHER demolished BRUTAL BASHER in a 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
PS-SHORT SPOKE overpowered DRUNKEN GUARDSMAN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
LU-LIGHTNING was savagely defeated by SUPERIOR TRICKS in a exciting 1 minute duel.
TP-SLYTH viciously subdued PLUNGING FELINE in a dull 6 minute bloody duel.
UTTERLY LARGE (LU) defeated WS-SUP in a popular 1 minute match.
SLEEPY STRIKER was overpowered by ST-REMAX in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TP-PAPER luckily beat SL-DEAD PETEY in a popular 4 minute gory duel.
PR-ISM subdued SHEEP HERDER in a tiresome 3 minute melee.
REDWING HAMMER BA lost to SL-SNOWKIRK in a popular 1 minute fray.
BA-RNEY easily killed CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
PSYCHO KILLER overpowered TED in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
H.B. SLASHER was vanquished by STRIKER BOB in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ST-STUTTER PUSS overpowered CRANKY OLD COOT in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         LUNGING ATTACK    47 -  37 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         WALL OF STEEL     32 -  29 -  2      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         TOTAL PARRY       45 -  41 -  0      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         BASHING ATTACK    58 -  55 -  4      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         STRIKING ATTACK   64 -  61 -  6      51  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-STRIKE      30 -  29 -  3      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         SLASHING ATTACK   36 -  40 -  8      47  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW        21 -  24 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  25 -  1      43  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  30 -  0      36  |

Turn 450 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  6         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  2     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  3                                       2  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  4                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   PRISONER LU 4876           10   3  0   98 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)
WALL OF STEEL    WALL OF FELINE 4857        11   3  1   89 ARENA FELINES II (530)
BASHING ATTACK   BASHING FELINE 4860         8   6  0   86 ARENA FELINES II (530)
PARRY-STRIKE     PS-SHORT SPOKE 4901         8   5  0   81 KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
SLASHING ATTACK  PRISONER SL 5024            7   2  0   69 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)
STRIKING ATTACK  ST-THE SMOOSHER 4957        7   4  0   67 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531)
TOTAL PARRY      TP-SLYTH 4922               8   3  0   53 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531)
PARRY-LUNGE      PL-PUMA 5040                6   5  1   51 KATHOUSE (519)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ST-STUMP RUN 4899.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ST-STUMP RUN 4899.  The ten other most popular fighters were PL-PUMA 5040, 
PRISONER LU 4876, SL-DEAD PETEY 4955, WANTON SLAUGHTER 4842, ST-WHOMPER 4950, 
PS-DORIS 4951, NORMAN BATES SL 4977, PS-SHORT SPOKE 4901, SUPERIOR TRICKS 5027, and 
UTTERLY LARGE (LU) 4845.

The least popular fighter this week was MR PERRY TOTAL 4915.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TPING FELINE 4975, PLUNGING FELINE 4974, TOT AL PARRI 4912, 
TP-SLYTH 4922, PR-ISM 5020, H.B. SLASHER 5073, TED 5084, TP-PAPER 4997, SLEEPY 
STRIKER 5066, and BRUTAL BASHER 5038.