DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 08/28/2006 Duedate: 09/09/2006 DULLENS ARENA DM-13 TURN-459 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS SUPERIOR TRICKS PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527) (13-5027) [15-3-1,190] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader SUPERIOR TRICKS POSITION IS EMPTY PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527) (13-5027) [15-3-1,190] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite ST-STUMP RUN WANTON SLAUGHTER KIRKWOOD 1 (535) PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527) (13-4899) [12-10-0,76] (13-4842) [12-9-1,83] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM CON ZAL CON2 (546) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. CON ZAL CON2 (546) 35 2. PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527) 33 MOMMY DEAREST (543) 3. STYLE AND STRIFE (529) 14 Unchartered Team 4. IHOOP (541) 13 5. ARENA FELINES II (530) 13 CON ZAL CON2 (546) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1*CON ZAL CON2 (546) 10 0 3 100 1/ 7*CON ZAL CON2 (546) 10 0 3 2/ 2 MOMMY DEAREST (543) 57 40 7 58.8 2/ 2 PERFECTION QUEST 1 (527) 8 6 0 3/ 3 PERFECTION QUEST 1 (527) 64 45 5 58.7 3/ 1 STYLE AND STRIFE (529) 7 3 0 4- 5 STYLE OVER SUBSTAN (524) 50 45 4 52.6 4/ 6 DREAMERS (539) 7 7 0 5/ 4 ARENA FELINES II (530) 60 55 2 52.2 5/ 3 KIRKWOOD 1 (535) 6 9 0 6/ 7 KIRKWOOD 1 (535) 55 59 1 48.2 6/ 4 MOMMY DEAREST (543) 4 5 1 7- 8 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (531) 38 46 0 45.2 7/ 5 ARENA FELINES II (530) 4 10 0 8/10 STYLE AND STRIFE (529) 43 59 2 42.2 8- 9 STYLE OVER SUBSTAN (524) 2 3 0 9/ 9 IHOOP (541) 45 62 4 42.1 9-11 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (531) 2 3 0 10/11 DREAMERS (539) 44 71 3 38.3 10/ 8 IHOOP (541) 2 11 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! Nothing is certain in DULLENS, with changing loyalties, changing Duelmasters. Write this down: new top team--CON ZAL CON2. What's a move up by 6 you ask? (alright, maybe you didn't ask) Cause for celebration, according to CON ZAL CON2. Say what you will about blind luck and dirty fighting, but PERFECTION QUEST 13 will tell you 64-45-5 is nothing to laugh at... STYLE AND STRIFE had cause to celebrate, after PSYCHO KILLER got 24 points by beating ST-STUMP RUN. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, PSYCHO KILLER was winsome, after beating ST-STUMP RUN and seeing it lose 20 points. Duelmaster SUPERIOR TRICKS from PERFECTION QUEST 13 is going for the gold, as it challenged ARENA FELINES II's WALL OF FELINE. Ooh, the excitement! Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by WALL OF FELINE, of ARENA FELINES II, who despite a 17-6-1 couldn't overcome DULLENS' Number 1. Word has it one team in DULLENS is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life! A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so did the "warriors" in DULLENS avoid DREAMERS. The warriors of DREAMERS found their efforts at combat frustrated as CON ZAL CON2 apparently had more important things to do than fight. If challenges were horses, SWEET DREAM STRIKER could open up a fast food joint! Willing to win at any cost is CARRIE PR, who challenged SWEET DREAM STRIKER, 9 points junior. Our sympathies, SWEET DREAM STRIKER! I thought CARRIE PR showed great skill and promise when she bested SWEET DREAM STRIKER. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal! Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after life! Like a tattered, worn-out, faded, out-of-fashion garment cast out to rot, BRUTAL BASHER of STYLE AND STRIFE has been summarily sent to the Dark Arena. Oh hard! that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting! All good things must come to an end. As the seasons change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place. Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for DULLENS? On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SUPERIOR TRICKS 5027 15 3 1 190 PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME UTTERLY LARGE (LU) 4845 16 6 0 107 PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527) PSYCHO KILLER 5074 8 1 0 96 STYLE AND STRIFE (529) WALL OF FELINE 4857 17 6 1 93 ARENA FELINES II (530) PS-SHORT SPOKE 4901 11 11 0 92 KIRKWOOD 1 (535) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LU-LIGHTNING 4900 14 8 0 89 KIRKWOOD 1 (535) -NORMAN BATES SL 4977 14 5 1 84 MOMMY DEAREST (543) -DUMBBELL LUNGE 4990 10 8 1 84 STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524) WANTON SLAUGHTER 4842 12 9 1 83 PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527) -STRIKE OUT 4862 9 9 0 83 STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524) ST-STUMP RUN 4899 12 10 0 76 KIRKWOOD 1 (535) -SIR DOUGLAS LUNGE 4866 10 8 1 71 STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524) WISHFULL WALL 4987 10 12 0 70 DREAMERS (539) LULLABY LUNGER 4969 12 10 0 67 DREAMERS (539) -ST-THE SMOOSHER 4957 10 7 0 67 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -OUT OF TP! 4991 10 10 0 66 STYLE AND STRIFE (529) WS-THE WALL 4898 12 10 1 65 KIRKWOOD 1 (535) -PL-CARINAE 5028 8 8 0 61 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -TP-SLYTH 4922 11 6 0 56 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531) SIGMOND FREUD - ST 5062 7 6 3 52 MOMMY DEAREST (543) SUPERIOR LOOPHOLE 5026 12 8 3 51 PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527) -PRANCING PLUNGER 5036 9 8 0 48 STYLE AND STRIFE (529) BEDTIME BASHER 5068 6 8 1 48 DREAMERS (539) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -ST-REMAX 4923 8 8 0 46 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531) CARRIE PR 4978 8 3 1 40 MOMMY DEAREST (543) WS-SUP 4999 9 12 0 39 IHOOP (541) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SL-DEAD PETEY 4955 1 8 0 33 SUPERIOR FORCES ZC3 (531) -SLEEPY STRIKER 5066 5 8 2 30 DREAMERS (539) -JOINT STRIKE FIGHTER 5091 5 2 0 28 STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE (524) RIP 5103 2 0 1 27 CON ZAL CON2 (546) SCUMBOY 5102 2 0 0 27 CON ZAL CON2 (546) ABS 5105 2 0 1 24 CON ZAL CON2 (546) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SLUSH 5104 2 0 0 22 CON ZAL CON2 (546) PIKE 5101 2 0 1 20 CON ZAL CON2 (546) -H.B. SLASHER 5073 2 5 0 19 STYLE AND STRIFE (529) SWEET DREAM STRIKER 5085 4 5 0 17 DREAMERS (539) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? BRUCE LEE'S BROTH 361 0 1 0 1 RIP 5103 459 NONE VIOLIN STRINGS 5120 0 1 0 ARENA FELINES II 530 ARENAMASTER TYKOR 383 459 NONE OUTTA 9 LIVES 5122 0 1 0 ARENA FELINES II 530 FUNKY DISCO DUDE 378 459 NONE BOAR 5117 0 1 0 IHOOP 541 SALT GOLEM 381 459 NONE THOR 5118 0 1 0 IHOOP 541 POTATO GOLEM 379 459 NONE LIFT LINES 5123 0 1 0 KIRKWOOD 1 535 ARENAMASTER TYKOR 383 459 NONE BRUTAL BASHER 5038 10 9 2 STYLE AND STRIFE 529 THE ARETHA FRANKL 385 459 NONE AB-DOMINIZER 5077 4 4 0 STYLE OVER SUBSTA 524 SIGMOND FREUD - 5062 457 PERSONAL ADS We are HOT! Our 5-0-2 is awesome! Killed Cranky Old Coot twice?! Good thing The Consortium fired The Con Man and acquired me! -- The Con Guy P.S. Are we leading, now in ZalCon4? 11 August 2006 All -- I support Vendetta Cartel's observation of The Dark Knights! If war is declared on V.C. by The Dark Knights, then war is also declared on The Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire by The Avengers of Light! We have been quietly awaiting such a chance to expose ourselves (all interested parties contact me c/o The Barbarians: DM 31, Attn: Timothias)! Come, Vendetta Cartel, let us show these broke-down "Knights" what true warriors are! -- Gemini Goldphoenix, Overlord of The Avengers of Light 26 August 2006 The Avengers of Light. Another VC lackey? What's the matter VC, are you scared? Bringing in reinforcements. It matters not, bring your avengers and they shall be crushed! I am Dark Knight Blackstorm and I represent the Desolate Empire and can easily be found in 8, 28, 31, 47, 54, and 106. I reply with steel and your women shall cry when they start the body count!!!!!!!!! Remember to sign your posts to whoever from the VC wrote that earlier Ad. -- Dark Knight Blackstorm LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS BRUTAL BASHER was butchered by THE ARETHA FRANKLIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. BOAR was murdered by SALT GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee. LIFT LINES was murdered by ARENAMASTER TYKOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. VIOLIN STRINGS was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER TYKOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl. THOR was viciously butchered by POTATO GOLEM in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena fight. OUTTA 9 LIVES was butchered by FUNKY DISCO DUDE in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl. SUPERIOR TRICKS devastated WALL OF FELINE in a 1 minute Challenge Title match. UTTERLY LARGE (LU) savagely defeated PS-SHORT SPOKE in a 2 minute Challenge melee. WANTON SLAUGHTER viciously subdued WISHFULL WALL in a 3 minute Challenge fight. SUPERIOR LOOPHOLE was defeated by WS-THE WALL in a 2 minute expert's Challenge match. SIGMOND FREUD - ST was subdued by LULLABY LUNGER in a 1 minute Challenge match. CARRIE PR devastated SWEET DREAM STRIKER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict. ST-STUMP RUN was demolished by PSYCHO KILLER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. BASHING FELINE viciously subdued LU-LIGHTNING in a 1 minute veteran's conflict. WS-SUP was bested by BEDTIME BASHER in a 1 minute duel. SCUMBOY handily defeated SCUMORAMA in a 1 minute mismatched bout. RIP butchered BRUCE LEE'S BROTHER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. SLUSH beat MORDANT SALESMAN in a 2 minute novice's match. ABS overpowered CRANKY OLD COOT in a 3 minute one-sided match. PIKE overcame CRANKY OLD COOT in a 2 minute gory amateur's competition. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |WALL OF STEEL 8 LUNGING ATTACK 40 - 19 - 1 68 | |BASHING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 56 - 48 - 3 54 | |STRIKING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 34 - 32 - 0 52 | |LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 15 - 15 - 0 50 | |PARRY-STRIKE 3 BASHING ATTACK 38 - 43 - 4 47 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 27 - 31 - 3 47 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 24 - 29 - 0 45 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 AIMED BLOW 9 - 11 - 0 45 | |AIMED BLOW 0 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 13 - 0 41 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 12 - 0 33 | Turn 459 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 5 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 5 3 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 PARRY-STRIKE WALL OF STEEL 4 - 4 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK SUPERIOR TRICKS 5027 15 3 1 190 PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527) LUNGING ATTACK UTTERLY LARGE (LU) 4845 16 6 0 107 PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527) PARRY-STRIKE PSYCHO KILLER 5074 8 1 0 96 STYLE AND STRIFE (529) WALL OF STEEL WALL OF FELINE 4857 17 6 1 93 ARENA FELINES II (530) SLASHING ATTACK SUPERIOR LOOPHOLE 5026 12 8 3 51 PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527) PARRY-RIPOSTE CARRIE PR 4978 8 3 1 40 MOMMY DEAREST (543) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is ST-STUMP RUN 4899. The most popular warrior this turn was WANTON SLAUGHTER 4842. The ten other most popular fighters were UTTERLY LARGE (LU) 4845, SUPERIOR LOOPHOLE 5026, SUPERIOR TRICKS 5027, WS-THE WALL 4898, PIKE 5101, CARRIE PR 4978, BRUTAL BASHER 5038, THOR 5118, OUTTA 9 LIVES 5122, and PS-SHORT SPOKE 4901. The least popular fighter this week was SLUSH 5104. The other ten least popular fighters were WS-SUP 4999, ST-STUMP RUN 4899, VIOLIN STRINGS 5120, LIFT LINES 5123, BOAR 5117, ABS 5105, RIP 5103, SCUMBOY 5102, LU-LIGHTNING 4900, and PSYCHO KILLER 5074. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: WALL OF FELINE (13-4857) ARENA FELINES II (530) The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: BASHING FELINE (13-4860) ARENA FELINES II (530)