DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/12/2007    Duedate: 02/24/2007

DULLENS ARENA

DM-13    TURN-471

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NORMAN BATES SL
MOMMY DEAREST (543)
(13-4977) [17-5-1,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NORMAN BATES SL                POSITION IS EMPTY
MOMMY DEAREST (543)            
(13-4977) [17-5-1,104]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SUPERIOR LOOPHOLE              JUMPINJACK FLASH
PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527)      PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527)
(13-5026) [14-15-3,64]         (13-5143) [3-0-0,58]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MOMMY DEAREST (543)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527)   19
2. MOMMY DEAREST (543)         11      MOMMY DEAREST (543)
3. DREAMERS (539)               0      Unchartered Team
4. KIRKWOOD 1 (535)             0
                                       RADIO SHACK (204)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MOMMY DEAREST (543)       66  44  7 60.0   1/ 3 MOMMY DEAREST (543)       6  1 0
 2/ 2 PERFECTION QUEST 1 (527)  76  58  5 56.7   2- 1 DREAMERS (539)            5  4 1
 3- 3 KIRKWOOD 1 (535)          79  69  2 53.4   3/ 4 PERFECTION QUEST 1 (527)  3  2 0
 4- 4 DREAMERS (539)            75  93  7 44.6   4- 2 KIRKWOOD 1 (535)          2  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  The boys at DREAMERS left the arena dejected, 
after being kicked out of the top spot by MOMMY DEAREST.  Good show!  PERFECTION 
QUEST 13 had cause to celebrate, after JUMPINJACK FLASH got 18 points by beating 
CARRIE PR.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, JUMPINJACK FLASH was winsome, 
after beating CARRIE PR and seeing her lose 5 points.  Can you believe it?  WISHFULL 
WALL apparently has better things to do as DULLENS' Duelmaster than show up and 
fight!  In DULLENS, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new 
Duelmaster, NORMAN BATES SL.  Word has it one team in DULLENS is using psychics to 
predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst 
the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of KIRKWOOD 1, alone and unchallenged.  As a 
woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of MOMMY DEAREST, so did that sorry team 
shy from KIRKWOOD 1 Is it charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good oral 
hygiene?  Whatever it is, JUMPINJACK FLASH is the most challenged warrior.   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Ask not for 
whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     All good things must come to an end.  As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond 
my control, I must take my leave of this place.  Like a mixed metaphor, and an 
overtaxed simile, I now bid DULLENS farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NORMAN BATES SL 4977         17   5  1   104       MOMMY DEAREST (543)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WISHFULL WALL 4987           15  18  0   111       DREAMERS (539)
-WS-THE WALL 4898             20  13  1    98       KIRKWOOD 1 (535)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SWEET DREAM STRIKER 5085     11   9  1    88       DREAMERS (539)
 SIGMOND FREUD - ST 5062      10   7  3    83       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
-BEDTIME BASHER 5068          11  13  3    75       DREAMERS (539)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUPERIOR LOOPHOLE 5026       14  15  3    64       PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527)
 JUMPINJACK FLASH 5143         3   0  0    58       PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARRIE PR 4978               10   5  1    42       MOMMY DEAREST (543)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OEDPIUS 5133                  1   1  0    21       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
-DREAMER 5153                  4   2  0    14       DREAMERS (539)
-SUPERIOR LAWSUT 5138          1   0  0    14       PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

24 January 2007
The Council of Lords would like to propose a rule change in ADM and Primus.  We
propose that Lord Protectors ranked "Grand Champions" and below (ADM) and "The Tower
Guard" and below (Primus) be allowed to fight in the Dark Arena.  This would not
impact the top rankings or title match.  Any managers who never got his fill or shot
at fighting Gateway monsters would have it as an option.  We believe it might spark
some interest in the ADM/Primus realm for some managers.  If interested, speak up in
the newsletters or on forums under the "rules changes" thread and let RSI know.  This
could even be something to try for 12 months and then be re-evaluated.  What say you,
managers of Ghea? -- The Icelord sends....

29 January 2007
     HDFA Mission Statement
     "Show me the money!"
     This is the battle cry of a newly formed collection of like-minded individuals:
The High Dolla' Free Agent$.  We are not a tough guy alliance:  No...we offer no
battle without reward.  We search for victory and the prizes and accolades that
follow.  We are motivated by winning and will freely use whatever means necessary to
obtain our currency.  No stuffy rules, no mandates, no constitutions, no leaders,
only a few objectives:
     1) Win as often as possible
     2) Celebrate freely and revel in your victories; the more meaningless the
victory the more we celebrate.  Highsiding and chest thumping are encouraged.
Ostentatious endzone celebrations with prop usage are encouraged, regardless of
fines, penalties, suspensions or arrest by local authorities.  It is important to let
your opponent know how great you are; more importantly, you must let your own
alliance mates know how great you are.
     This is a 1-up alliance, let the performance of your fellow Free Agent$ motivate
you.  If a Free Agent wins a TV, win 2; if a Free agent wins a contest, win a more
prestigious one.
     Current members of the HDFA include:  CFH and Abraxis.  Inquires can be directed
to:  CFH/Rat Salad DM 47

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JUMPINJACK FLASH devastated CARRIE PR in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
NORMAN BATES SL vanquished KOO KOO KUNG FOO in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
SIGMOND FREUD - ST demolished SUPERIOR LOOPHOLE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
OEDPIUS devastated MORDANT SALESMAN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -   7 -  2      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  10 -  1      62  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  10 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   6 -  2      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         AIMED BLOW         1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 471 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  NORMAN BATES SL 4977       17   5  1  104 MOMMY DEAREST (543)
STRIKING ATTACK  SIGMOND FREUD - ST 5062    10   7  3   83 MOMMY DEAREST (543)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    JUMPINJACK FLASH 5143       3   0  0   58 PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SUPERIOR LOOPHOLE 5026.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was JUMPINJACK FLASH 5143.  The ten other most popular fighters were NORMAN 
BATES SL 4977, SIGMOND FREUD - ST 5062, OEDPIUS 5133, CARRIE PR 4978, SUPERIOR 
LOOPHOLE 5026,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was SUPERIOR LOOPHOLE 5026.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CARRIE PR 4978, OEDPIUS 5133, SIGMOND FREUD - ST 5062, NORMAN 
BATES SL 4977, JUMPINJACK FLASH 5143,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ST-STUMP RUN (13-4899) KIRKWOOD 1 (535)