DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 02/26/2007 Duedate: 03/10/2007 DULLENS ARENA DM-13 TURN-472 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS NORMAN BATES SL MOMMY DEAREST (543) (13-4977) [18-5-1,112] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader NORMAN BATES SL POSITION IS EMPTY MOMMY DEAREST (543) (13-4977) [18-5-1,112] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite WISHFULL WALL NORMAN BATES SL DREAMERS (539) MOMMY DEAREST (543) (13-4987) [15-19-0,98] (13-4977) [18-5-1,112] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM MOMMY DEAREST (543) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. MOMMY DEAREST (543) 19 2. PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527) 0 MOMMY DEAREST (543) 3. KIRKWOOD 1 (535) 0 Unchartered Team 4. DREAMERS (539) -15 THE IRON HORDE II (207) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 MOMMY DEAREST (543) 68 46 7 59.6 1/ 1 MOMMY DEAREST (543) 8 3 0 2- 2 PERFECTION QUEST 1 (527) 76 58 5 56.7 2- 3 PERFECTION QUEST 1 (527) 3 2 0 3- 3 KIRKWOOD 1 (535) 79 69 2 53.4 3/ 2 DREAMERS (539) 3 5 0 4/ 4 DREAMERS (539) 76 96 7 44.2 4- 4 KIRKWOOD 1 (535) 1 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport. I doubt DULLENS will ever be the same. And let's see, SIGMOND FREUD - ST fought SWEET DREAM STRIKER and gained 14 points and contributed to MOMMY DEAREST's 2-2-0. SWEET DREAM STRIKER has lost to SIGMOND FREUD - ST, falling 12 points, while helping make DREAMERS a 1-3-0 turn. The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and NORMAN BATES SL remains DULLENS' top warrior for another turn. Can someone confirm a rumor for me? I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Yellow Dog Tavern until they win. Maybe? I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling. A basher friend of mine assures me this is true. DREAMERS has cause to stand tall, as they were DULLENS' most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to beat. And guess who avoided DREAMERS stable the most? Believe it or not, it was MOMMY DEAREST. Anyone surprised? We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and shave it close? Is it really true that DULLENS has more dishwashers per capita that fighters? Just thought I'd ask... I like this place, DULLENS, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls. Who could ask for more? Always good to rest in DULLENS, but never good to wear out my welcome. Look for me in future turns. Until you see my quill in DULLENS again, farewell-- Alarond the Scribe DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME NORMAN BATES SL 4977 18 5 1 112 MOMMY DEAREST (543) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -WS-THE WALL 4898 20 13 1 98 KIRKWOOD 1 (535) WISHFULL WALL 4987 15 19 0 98 DREAMERS (539) SIGMOND FREUD - ST 5062 11 7 3 97 MOMMY DEAREST (543) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SWEET DREAM STRIKER 5085 11 10 1 76 DREAMERS (539) BEDTIME BASHER 5068 11 14 3 71 DREAMERS (539) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -SUPERIOR LOOPHOLE 5026 14 15 3 64 PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527) -JUMPINJACK FLASH 5143 3 0 0 58 PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CARRIE PR 4978 10 6 1 43 MOMMY DEAREST (543) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DREAMER 5153 5 2 0 28 DREAMERS (539) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME OEDPIUS 5133 1 2 0 17 MOMMY DEAREST (543) -SUPERIOR LAWSUT 5138 1 0 0 14 PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? PERSONAL ADS 29 January 2007 HDFA Mission Statement "Show me the money!" This is the battle cry of a newly formed collection of like-minded individuals: The High Dolla' Free Agent$. We are not a tough guy alliance: No...we offer no battle without reward. We search for victory and the prizes and accolades that follow. We are motivated by winning and will freely use whatever means necessary to obtain our currency. No stuffy rules, no mandates, no constitutions, no leaders, only a few objectives: 1) Win as often as possible 2) Celebrate freely and revel in your victories; the more meaningless the victory the more we celebrate. Highsiding and chest thumping are encouraged. Ostentatious endzone celebrations with prop usage are encouraged, regardless of fines, penalties, suspensions or arrest by local authorities. It is important to let your opponent know how great you are; more importantly, you must let your own alliance mates know how great you are. This is a 1-up alliance, let the performance of your fellow Free Agent$ motivate you. If a Free Agent wins a TV, win 2; if a Free agent wins a contest, win a more prestigious one. Current members of the HDFA include: CFH and Abraxis. Inquires can be directed to: CFH/Rat Salad DM 47 14 February 2007 RSI is now taking rollups for a slow version of the No-Tournament arena. Send your rollup to RSI listing the arena as "Slow No Tournament". Sign and send in the following pledge: * I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a Tournament, nor will I use a Tournament prize on a warrior from this team. * I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena. If circumstances preclude my running less than a full team I will notify the Player Committee. * I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee. * I understand that any warrior that participates in a Tournament shall be sent to the Dark Arena until they are dead. * I understand that any warrior that receives a Tournament prize shall be send to the Dark Arena until they are dead. The following are the rules for joining this No-Tournament arena 1. No tournament play (Dead tournament or otherwise) 2. One team per manager 3. Team starts with new rollup (or a zero fight equivalent team is transferred into this arena.) 4. No tourney prizes allowed to modify warriors in the arena 5. 20 teams required, per RSI 6. Waivers are required to allow self-regulation on tourney ban, granting RSI authority to Dark Arena any warrior that participates in a Tournament (until the warrior is dead.) 7. Rotating council to enforce tourney ban and maintain arena integrity. Hammer will be the focal point for this arena's Player Committee. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS NORMAN BATES SL viciously subdued WISHFULL WALL in a 2 minute master's Title fight. SWEET DREAM STRIKER was handily defeated by SIGMOND FREUD - ST in a 1 minute match. BEDTIME BASHER was unbelievably bested by GHOST OF ELDRAD in a 1 minute brawl. CARRIE PR was overpowered by TEX IMPERSONATOR in a 1 minute one-sided fight. OEDPIUS was devastated by DREAMER in a 1 minute uneven brawl. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 | |LUNGING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 - 0 67 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 8 - 0 64 | |AIMED BLOW 1 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 7 - 2 61 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 3 - 0 57 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 10 - 1 57 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 6 - 0 50 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 6 - 2 45 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 - 0 25 | |TOTAL PARRY 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 472 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME SLASHING ATTACK NORMAN BATES SL 4977 18 5 1 112 MOMMY DEAREST (543) STRIKING ATTACK SIGMOND FREUD - ST 5062 11 7 3 97 MOMMY DEAREST (543) PARRY-RIPOSTE CARRIE PR 4978 10 6 1 43 MOMMY DEAREST (543) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is WISHFULL WALL 4987. The most popular warrior this turn was NORMAN BATES SL 4977. The ten other most popular fighters were WISHFULL WALL 4987, DREAMER 5153, SIGMOND FREUD - ST 5062, BEDTIME BASHER 5068, SWEET DREAM STRIKER 5085, CARRIE PR 4978, OEDPIUS 5133, 0, 0, and 0. The least popular fighter this week was OEDPIUS 5133. The other ten least popular fighters were CARRIE PR 4978, SWEET DREAM STRIKER 5085, BEDTIME BASHER 5068, SIGMOND FREUD - ST 5062, DREAMER 5153, WISHFULL WALL 4987, NORMAN BATES SL 4977, 0, 0, and 0.