DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/26/2007    Duedate: 03/10/2007

DULLENS ARENA

DM-13    TURN-472

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NORMAN BATES SL
MOMMY DEAREST (543)
(13-4977) [18-5-1,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NORMAN BATES SL                POSITION IS EMPTY
MOMMY DEAREST (543)            
(13-4977) [18-5-1,112]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WISHFULL WALL                  NORMAN BATES SL
DREAMERS (539)                 MOMMY DEAREST (543)
(13-4987) [15-19-0,98]         (13-4977) [18-5-1,112]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MOMMY DEAREST (543)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MOMMY DEAREST (543)         19
2. PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527)    0      MOMMY DEAREST (543)
3. KIRKWOOD 1 (535)             0      Unchartered Team
4. DREAMERS (539)             -15
                                       THE IRON HORDE II (207)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MOMMY DEAREST (543)       68  46  7 59.6   1/ 1 MOMMY DEAREST (543)       8  3 0
 2- 2 PERFECTION QUEST 1 (527)  76  58  5 56.7   2- 3 PERFECTION QUEST 1 (527)  3  2 0
 3- 3 KIRKWOOD 1 (535)          79  69  2 53.4   3/ 2 DREAMERS (539)            3  5 0
 4/ 4 DREAMERS (539)            76  96  7 44.2   4- 4 KIRKWOOD 1 (535)          1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt DULLENS will ever be the same.  And let's see, SIGMOND FREUD - ST fought 
SWEET DREAM STRIKER and gained 14 points and contributed to MOMMY DEAREST's 2-2-0.  
SWEET DREAM STRIKER has lost to SIGMOND FREUD - ST, falling 12 points, while helping 
make DREAMERS a 1-3-0 turn.  The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and 
NORMAN BATES SL remains DULLENS' top warrior for another turn.  Can someone confirm a 
rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The 
Yellow Dog Tavern until they win.  Maybe?   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  DREAMERS has cause to stand tall, as they 
were DULLENS' most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  And 
guess who avoided DREAMERS stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was MOMMY DEAREST. 
Anyone surprised?   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  Is it really true that DULLENS has more dishwashers per capita that 
fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, DULLENS, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Always good to rest in DULLENS, but never good to wear out 
my welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until you see my quill in DULLENS again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NORMAN BATES SL 4977         18   5  1   112       MOMMY DEAREST (543)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WS-THE WALL 4898             20  13  1    98       KIRKWOOD 1 (535)
 WISHFULL WALL 4987           15  19  0    98       DREAMERS (539)
 SIGMOND FREUD - ST 5062      11   7  3    97       MOMMY DEAREST (543)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SWEET DREAM STRIKER 5085     11  10  1    76       DREAMERS (539)
 BEDTIME BASHER 5068          11  14  3    71       DREAMERS (539)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SUPERIOR LOOPHOLE 5026       14  15  3    64       PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527)
-JUMPINJACK FLASH 5143         3   0  0    58       PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARRIE PR 4978               10   6  1    43       MOMMY DEAREST (543)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DREAMER 5153                  5   2  0    28       DREAMERS (539)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OEDPIUS 5133                  1   2  0    17       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
-SUPERIOR LAWSUT 5138          1   0  0    14       PERFECTION QUEST 13 (527)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

29 January 2007
     HDFA Mission Statement
     "Show me the money!"
     This is the battle cry of a newly formed collection of like-minded individuals:
The High Dolla' Free Agent$.  We are not a tough guy alliance:  No...we offer no
battle without reward.  We search for victory and the prizes and accolades that
follow.  We are motivated by winning and will freely use whatever means necessary to
obtain our currency.  No stuffy rules, no mandates, no constitutions, no leaders,
only a few objectives:
     1) Win as often as possible
     2) Celebrate freely and revel in your victories; the more meaningless the
victory the more we celebrate.  Highsiding and chest thumping are encouraged.
Ostentatious endzone celebrations with prop usage are encouraged, regardless of
fines, penalties, suspensions or arrest by local authorities.  It is important to let
your opponent know how great you are; more importantly, you must let your own
alliance mates know how great you are.
     This is a 1-up alliance, let the performance of your fellow Free Agent$ motivate
you.  If a Free Agent wins a TV, win 2; if a Free agent wins a contest, win a more
prestigious one.
     Current members of the HDFA include:  CFH and Abraxis.  Inquires can be directed
to:  CFH/Rat Salad DM 47

14 February 2007
RSI is now taking rollups for a slow version of the No-Tournament arena.  Send your
rollup to RSI listing the arena as "Slow No Tournament".  Sign and send in the
following pledge:

* I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a Tournament, nor will I
  use a Tournament prize on a warrior from this team.
* I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena.  If circumstances
  preclude my running less than a full team I will notify the Player Committee.
* I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee.
* I understand that any warrior that participates in a Tournament shall be sent to
  the Dark Arena until they are dead.
* I understand that any warrior that receives a Tournament prize shall be send to the
  Dark Arena until they are dead.

The following are the rules for joining this No-Tournament arena 

1.  No tournament play (Dead tournament or otherwise)
2.  One team per manager
3.  Team starts with new rollup (or a zero fight equivalent team is transferred into
    this arena.)
4.  No tourney prizes allowed to modify warriors in the arena
5.  20 teams required, per RSI
6.  Waivers are required to allow self-regulation on tourney ban, granting RSI
    authority to Dark Arena any warrior that participates in a Tournament (until the
    warrior is dead.)
7.  Rotating council to enforce tourney ban and maintain arena integrity.

Hammer will be the focal point for this arena's Player Committee.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NORMAN BATES SL viciously subdued WISHFULL WALL in a 2 minute master's Title fight.
SWEET DREAM STRIKER was handily defeated by SIGMOND FREUD - ST in a 1 minute match.
BEDTIME BASHER was unbelievably bested by GHOST OF ELDRAD in a 1 minute brawl.
CARRIE PR was overpowered by TEX IMPERSONATOR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OEDPIUS was devastated by DREAMER in a 1 minute uneven brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL     14 -   8 -  0      64  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -   7 -  2      61  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  10 -  1      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   6 -  2      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW         1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 472 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  NORMAN BATES SL 4977       18   5  1  112 MOMMY DEAREST (543)
STRIKING ATTACK  SIGMOND FREUD - ST 5062    11   7  3   97 MOMMY DEAREST (543)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CARRIE PR 4978             10   6  1   43 MOMMY DEAREST (543)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WISHFULL WALL 4987.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was NORMAN BATES SL 4977.  The ten other most popular fighters were WISHFULL 
WALL 4987, DREAMER 5153, SIGMOND FREUD - ST 5062, BEDTIME BASHER 5068, SWEET DREAM 
STRIKER 5085, CARRIE PR 4978, OEDPIUS 5133,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was OEDPIUS 5133.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CARRIE PR 4978, SWEET DREAM STRIKER 5085, BEDTIME BASHER 5068, SIGMOND 
FREUD - ST 5062, DREAMER 5153, WISHFULL WALL 4987, NORMAN BATES SL 4977,  0,  0, and  
0.