Date   : 07/30/2007    Duedate: 08/11/2007


DM-13    TURN-483

This Weeks Top Honors


(13-5133) [7-2-2,87]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

OEDIPUS                        POSITION IS EMPTY
MOMMY DEAREST (543)            
(13-5133) [7-2-2,87]           

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DREAMER                        PLAETOI
DREAMERS (539)                 ADEPT'S OF XOAN (551)
(13-5153) [11-7-0,67]          (13-5166) [9-2-1,54]



Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MOMMY DEAREST (543)         36
2. ADEPT'S OF XOAN (551)       13      MOMMY DEAREST (543)
3. DREAMERS (539)              -9      Unchartered Team

                                       THE MOTHERSHIP 3 (457)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 MOMMY DEAREST (543)       90  50 12 64.3   1/ 1 MOMMY DEAREST (543)       8  0 3
 2/ 1 ADEPT'S OF XOAN (551)     34  20  1 63.0   2/ 2 ADEPT'S OF XOAN (551)     6  8 0
 3/ 3 DREAMERS (539)            90 108  9 45.5   3/ 3 DREAMERS (539)            1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in DULLENS this turn, and let's start 
with a look at some of the teams.  And let's see, CARRIE PR fought DREAMER and gained 
14 points and contributed to MOMMY DEAREST's 4-0-2.  DREAMER has lost to CARRIE PR, 
falling 9 points, while helping make DREAMERS a 0-1-0 turn.  This turn SIGMOND FREUD 
- ST Dark Arena Challenged POTATO GOLEM in what was DULLENS' Title bout.  Defending 
his title for another turn, SIGMOND FREUD - ST kept DARK ARENA's warrior, POTATO 
GOLEM, from claiming the throne.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top 
team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Sleepy Smithy until they win.  
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.  ADEPT'S OF XOAN has cause to stand tall, as they were 
DULLENS' most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  And guess 
who avoided ADEPT'S OF XOAN stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was MOMMY 
DEAREST.  Anyone surprised?  Well, sports fans, take notice that DREAMER from 
DREAMERS was DULLENS' most challenged warrior this turn.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  SIGMOND FREUD - ST must have 
surprised MOMMY DEAREST this turn, after they sent him to the Dark Arena, but the 
Dark Arena couldn't hold him!  I guess it was coming sooner or later, ADEPT'S OF XOAN 
has lost BLADE DANCER, and DULLENS is bound to miss it.  For a little while, at 
least.  We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.  
You know who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     I like this place, DULLENS, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep 
your swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets 
to paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OEDIPUS 5133                  7   2  2    87       MOMMY DEAREST (543)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARRIE PR 4978               14   8  1    79       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
 DREAMER 5153                 11   7  0    67       DREAMERS (539)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PLAETOI 5166                  9   2  1    54       ADEPT'S OF XOAN (551)
 BLOCK HEAD 5167               8   3  0    50       ADEPT'S OF XOAN (551)
 JOAN CRAWFORD 5134            4   0  1    45       MOMMY DEAREST (543)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STUMPY 5165                   5   6  0    27       ADEPT'S OF XOAN (551)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
BLADE DANCER 5168      5  6 0 ADEPT'S OF XOAN 551   JOAN CRAWFORD 5134    483         
PUZZL13OX 5169         7  3 0 ADEPT'S OF XOAN 551   OEDIPUS 5133          482         
POTATO GOLEM 379       0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          SIGMOND FREUD -  5062 483 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

9 July 2007
I have not been receiving my physical turns in a reliable manner lately.  If there
are diplos with the turns that go missing, they're gone for good.  So if you send me
a diplo and do not see an acknowledgement of receipt in the personals, know that I
have not gotten it (yet).  If you have email, contact me at Livia AT reality DOT com.
If you don't have email, keep trying with the diplos.  We are working on this
problem. -- the Scribe/Jorja/Leeta
P.S.  If you email me, put "Re DM" on the subject line.

27 July 2007
                        **  STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE II   **

Years have passed since the last Slaughterhouse, but the season is right for a return


*The actions begins TURN-263 (due approximately November 27, 2007)




*13 Turns (Turns 263-275)


*Teams will consist of two (2) managers.  No more, no less.  Only one team allowed
per manager.  Violators will be disqualified from the competition.  Old teams and new
teams are welcome to join the competition.  Once the contest has begun (TURN 263)
managers MAY NOT exchange teams or partners.


In the tradition of the Slaughterhouse, scoring will be simple and straight-forward.
Victory and achievements will be rewarded while defeats will be mocked and ridiculed.

+3 Win
+2 Kill (in addition to +3 Win for a total of +5)
+5 Team on the Move (Top Gainer(s) Only)
+3 Turn's Most Popular
+3 Turn's Least Popular
+5 Current Top Team (begins 3rd turn of contest)


*Fights against teammates garner NO POINTS.

*Fights against Judith's team (Northern Lights), Arena Stand Bys and the Dark Arena
garner NO POINTS (this includes DA kills).

*Tourney participation is allowed (even encouraged), but NO POINTS will be given for
success in those endeavors.

*NO POINTS will be awarded for DM, Popularity Leader, Chartered Recognition Leader,
Top Chartered Team, Stylemasters, Top Unchartered Team, and Unchartered Recognition
Leader.  Every effort has been made to insure scoring neither benefits established
teams nor new teams.


Entry into the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse is easy:

*Find a Partner

*Declare your intentions in the Stormcrowe newsletter to enter before the first turn
of the contest.  You may also email or diplo Master Darque.

*Each manager entering the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse must submit one (1) Team Roll-Up
Certificate.  Only certificates will be accepted for entry.  All certificates
submitted will be used during the course of the contest as prizes.


*ENDURANCE AWARD:  One (1) +1 Bonus Potion will be given to every team that competes
in 60 of the 65 contest fights.

*KILL MASTER AWARD:  The individual manager with the most kills will receive a
Limited Immortality Potion.  This potion may be applied to one (1) warrior.  He/she
will be resurrected ONE-TIME if they are killed in Basic D2.

*TOP TEAM AWARD:  Each manager on the winning team will receive the following prize
pack for their Slaughterhouse Dominance:

*One (1) +1 Bonus Potion
*Favorites Knowledge for one (1) Warrior
*Undisclosed amount of Team RU Certificates

Special note from RSI on prizes:  All contest prizes must be used within three
months.  All contest prizes may only be used on a living warrior on the participating
contest team in DM 45.  The immortality potion may resurrect a warrior one time,
after a death in DM 45 only, after which time the potion disappears.


In the unlikely event of a tie, pre-contest established tie-breakers will be
consulted to determine a winner.  The tie-breaking criteria are known to the
Moderator and RSI.  They will not be made public knowledge to avoid any exploitation.


Master Darque will be serving as Master of Ceremonies for the Slaughterhouse II.  As
such, all his decisions are final.  Any rules inquiries should be directed to him.


Master Darque can be reached by Diplo in DM 45 (Darque Forces-428) or you may email
him at the following address:  rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com.  Be sure to put
STORMCROWE in the Subject line of your Email so it can be easily spotted if sent to
his Spam folder.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SIGMOND FREUD - ST butchered POTATO GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CARRIE PR bested DREAMER in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
JOAN CRAWFORD put to death BLADE DANCER in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
OEDIPUS vanquished MEGAMANAGER (NOT) in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
BLOCK HEAD overpowered TOODLES ENRAGED! in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
PLAETOI slimly won victory over D'ARTANGNON in a 4 minute bloody fight.
STUMPY was beaten by TEX IMPERSONATOR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   0 -  1     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -   1 -  3      94  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   1 -  1      67  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  15 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW         9 -   7 -  1      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 483 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       OEDIPUS 5133                7   2  2   87 MOMMY DEAREST (543)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CARRIE PR 4978             14   8  1   79 MOMMY DEAREST (543)
LUNGING ATTACK   DREAMER 5153               11   7  0   67 DREAMERS (539)
STRIKING ATTACK  JOAN CRAWFORD 5134          4   0  1   45 MOMMY DEAREST (543)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DREAMER 5153.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PLAETOI 5166.  The ten other most popular fighters were JOAN CRAWFORD 5134, BLOCK 
5165,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was STUMPY 5165.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BLADE DANCER 5168, DREAMER 5153, OEDIPUS 5133, CARRIE PR 4978, BLOCK 
HEAD 5167, JOAN CRAWFORD 5134, PLAETOI 5166,  0,  0, and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

PRISONER ZC01 (13-4876) DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: