DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/13/2007    Duedate: 08/25/2007

DULLENS ARENA

DM-13    TURN-484

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DREAMER
DREAMERS (539)
(13-5153) [12-7-0,91]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DREAMER                        POSITION IS EMPTY
DREAMERS (539)                 
(13-5153) [12-7-0,91]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DREAMER                        JOAN CRAWFORD
DREAMERS (539)                 MOMMY DEAREST (543)
(13-5153) [12-7-0,91]          (13-5134) [5-0-1,59]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MOMMY DEAREST (543)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DREAMERS (539)              24
2. DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)      14      MOMMY DEAREST (543)
3. MOMMY DEAREST (543)         -5      Unchartered Team
4. ADEPT'S OF XOAN (551)      -19
                                       FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (415)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MOMMY DEAREST (543)       91  51 12 64.1   1/ 1 MOMMY DEAREST (543)       9  1 3
 2/ 2 ADEPT'S OF XOAN (551)     34  24  1 58.6   2/ 2 ADEPT'S OF XOAN (551)     4  9 0
 3/ 0 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)    43  42  4 50.6   3/ 0 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)    2  2 1
 4/ 3 DREAMERS (539)            91 108  9 45.7   4/ 3 DREAMERS (539)            1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in DULLENS a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  And let's see, JOAN CRAWFORD 
fought BLOCK HEAD and gained 14 points and contributed to MOMMY DEAREST's 1-1-0.  
BLOCK HEAD has lost to JOAN CRAWFORD, falling 7 points, while helping make ADEPT'S OF 
XOAN a 0-4-0 turn.  And not without some honor, DREAMER now claims the title and 
throne of Duelmaster of DULLENS.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top 
team makes their losing fighters do dishes at Your Humble Abode Massage Parlor until 
they win.  Maybe?   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  ADEPT'S OF XOAN has cause to stand 
tall, as they were DULLENS' most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team 
to beat.  And avoiding ADEPT'S OF XOAN more than any other team we find MOMMY 
DEAREST.  DULLENS, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  PRISONER ZC01 must have surprised DUNGEON CELL ZC3 this turn, after 
they sent him to the Dark Arena, but the Dark Arena couldn't hold him!  You gotta do 
what you gotta do.  DUNGEON CELL ZC3 has sent PRISONER TP to the Dark Arena.  The 
deed is done.  Lift the ale, and toast the memory.  DUNGEON CELL ZC3 has some 
questions to answer.  Like 'why did you kill your fighter, PRISONER TP, who had a 
record of 12-6-0?' A farewell moment, if you please, PLAETOI of ADEPT'S OF XOAN has 
been sent to the Dark Arena, and was carried out on its shield.  This is not good to 
see.  Why pray tell has PLAETOI been sent to the Dark Arena by ADEPT'S OF XOAN?  And 
why with a 9-2-1 record??  ADEPT'S OF XOAN made what looks to be a tough decision 
this turn, as they sent STUMPY, with a record of 5-6-0, to STUMPY death.  Farewell, 
its.  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide 
when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in DULLENS and I've a long road 
ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DREAMER 5153                 12   7  0    91       DREAMERS (539)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CARRIE PR 4978               14   8  1    79       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
 OEDIPUS 5133                  7   3  2    68       MOMMY DEAREST (543)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOAN CRAWFORD 5134            5   0  1    59       MOMMY DEAREST (543)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLOCK HEAD 5167               8   4  0    43       ADEPT'S OF XOAN (551)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRISONER ZC05 5187            1   0  0    13       DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)
 CAT NIP 5191                  0   1  0     1       ADEPT'S OF XOAN (551)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
PLAETOI 5166           9  3 1 ADEPT'S OF XOAN 551   AN INVISIBLE ENTI 387 484 NONE    
STUMPY 5165            5  7 0 ADEPT'S OF XOAN 551   SALTMARSH OGRE 386    484 NONE    
BLADE DANCER 5168      5  6 0 ADEPT'S OF XOAN 551   JOAN CRAWFORD 5134    483         
PUZZL13OX 5169         7  3 0 ADEPT'S OF XOAN 551   OEDIPUS 5133          482         
SALTMARSH OGRE 386     0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          PRISONER ZC01 4876    484 NONE    
PRISONER TP 4874      12  7 0 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 522  AN INVISIBLE ENTI 387 484 NONE    
PRISONER BA2 5088      0  1 0 DUNGEON CELL ZC3 522  THE ARETHA FRANKL 385 484 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

27 July 2007
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                        **  STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE II   **
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                        *************************************

Years have passed since the last Slaughterhouse, but the season is right for a return
to STORMCROWE!  Join us in DM-45 for the STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE II.

WHEN

*The actions begins TURN-263 (due approximately November 27, 2007)

WHERE

*STORMCROWE (DM 45)

HOW LONG

*13 Turns (Turns 263-275)

TEAMS

*Teams will consist of two (2) managers.  No more, no less.  Only one team allowed
per manager.  Violators will be disqualified from the competition.  Old teams and new
teams are welcome to join the competition.  Once the contest has begun (TURN 263)
managers MAY NOT exchange teams or partners.

SCORING

In the tradition of the Slaughterhouse, scoring will be simple and straight-forward.
Victory and achievements will be rewarded while defeats will be mocked and ridiculed.

+3 Win
+2 Kill (in addition to +3 Win for a total of +5)
+5 Team on the Move (Top Gainer(s) Only)
+3 Turn's Most Popular
+3 Turn's Least Popular
+5 Current Top Team (begins 3rd turn of contest)

SPECIAL SCORING CONSIDERATIONS

*Fights against teammates garner NO POINTS.

*Fights against Judith's team (Northern Lights), Arena Stand Bys and the Dark Arena
garner NO POINTS (this includes DA kills).

*Tourney participation is allowed (even encouraged), but NO POINTS will be given for
success in those endeavors.

*NO POINTS will be awarded for DM, Popularity Leader, Chartered Recognition Leader,
Top Chartered Team, Stylemasters, Top Unchartered Team, and Unchartered Recognition
Leader.  Every effort has been made to insure scoring neither benefits established
teams nor new teams.

ENTRY

Entry into the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse is easy:

*Find a Partner

*Declare your intentions in the Stormcrowe newsletter to enter before the first turn
of the contest.  You may also email or diplo Master Darque.

*Each manager entering the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse must submit one (1) Team Roll-Up
Certificate.  Only certificates will be accepted for entry.  All certificates
submitted will be used during the course of the contest as prizes.

PRIZES

*ENDURANCE AWARD:  One (1) +1 Bonus Potion will be given to every team that competes
in 60 of the 65 contest fights.

*KILL MASTER AWARD:  The individual manager with the most kills will receive a
Limited Immortality Potion.  This potion may be applied to one (1) warrior.  He/she
will be resurrected ONE-TIME if they are killed in Basic D2.

*TOP TEAM AWARD:  Each manager on the winning team will receive the following prize
pack for their Slaughterhouse Dominance:

*One (1) +1 Bonus Potion
*Favorites Knowledge for one (1) Warrior
*Undisclosed amount of Team RU Certificates

Special note from RSI on prizes:  All contest prizes must be used within three
months.  All contest prizes may only be used on a living warrior on the participating
contest team in DM 45.  The immortality potion may resurrect a warrior one time,
after a death in DM 45 only, after which time the potion disappears.

TIE-BREAKERS

In the unlikely event of a tie, pre-contest established tie-breakers will be
consulted to determine a winner.  The tie-breaking criteria are known to the
Moderator and RSI.  They will not be made public knowledge to avoid any exploitation.

MODERATOR

Master Darque will be serving as Master of Ceremonies for the Slaughterhouse II.  As
such, all his decisions are final.  Any rules inquiries should be directed to him.

CONTACT INFORMATION

Master Darque can be reached by Diplo in DM 45 (Darque Forces-428) or you may email
him at the following address:  rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com.  Be sure to put
STORMCROWE in the Subject line of your Email so it can be easily spotted if sent to
his Spam folder.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PRISONER ZC01 viciously butchered SALTMARSH OGRE in a 4 minute Dark Arena fight.
PRISONER TP was murdered by AN INVISIBLE ENTITY in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
PLAETOI was assassinated by AN INVISIBLE ENTITY in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
STUMPY was dealt death by SALTMARSH OGRE in a 3 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
PRISONER BA2 was murdered by THE ARETHA FRANKLIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
OEDIPUS was vanquished by DREAMER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
BLOCK HEAD was viciously subdued by JOAN CRAWFORD in a action packed 3 minute fight.
PRISONER ZC05 outwaited CAT NIP in a crowd boring 11 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -   1 -  3      94  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   1 -  1      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  17 -  1      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW         8 -   9 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   8 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 484 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   DREAMER 5153               12   7  0   91 DREAMERS (539)
AIMED BLOW       OEDIPUS 5133                7   3  2   68 MOMMY DEAREST (543)
STRIKING ATTACK  JOAN CRAWFORD 5134          5   0  1   59 MOMMY DEAREST (543)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DREAMER 5153.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JOAN CRAWFORD 5134.  The ten other most popular fighters were STUMPY 5165, 
DREAMER 5153, PRISONER TP 4874, PLAETOI 5166, BLOCK HEAD 5167, PRISONER BA2 5088, 
OEDIPUS 5133, CAT NIP 5191, PRISONER ZC05 5187, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was PRISONER ZC05 5187.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CAT NIP 5191, OEDIPUS 5133, PRISONER BA2 5088, BLOCK HEAD 5167, 
PLAETOI 5166, PRISONER TP 4874, DREAMER 5153, STUMPY 5165, JOAN CRAWFORD 5134, and  
0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PRISONER ZC01 (13-4876) DUNGEON CELL ZC3 (522)