DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/19/2007    Duedate: 12/01/2007

DULLENS ARENA

DM-13    TURN-491

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DREAMER
DREAMERS (539)
(13-5153) [14-11-0,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DREAMER                        POSITION IS EMPTY
DREAMERS (539)                 
(13-5153) [14-11-0,107]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DREAMER                        DREAMER
DREAMERS (539)                 DREAMERS (539)
(13-5153) [14-11-0,107]        (13-5153) [14-11-0,107]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DREAMERS (539)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DREAMERS (539)              20
2. MOMMY DEAREST (543)         11      MOMMY DEAREST (543)
3. ADEPT'S OF XOAN (551)        0      Unchartered Team

                                       DELICATE THUNDER (294)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MOMMY DEAREST (543)      100  55 12 64.5   1/ 4 DREAMERS (539)            2  2 0
 2- 2 ADEPT'S OF XOAN (551)     38  27  1 58.5   2- 1 ADEPT'S OF XOAN (551)     1  1 0
 3/ 4 DREAMERS (539)            93 114  9 44.9   3/ 2 MOMMY DEAREST (543)       1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  DULLENS needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Too bad, ADEPT'S OF 
XOAN, but DREAMERS was just too good to be stopped.  DREAMERS like really fought hard 
to move up to 1st from 4th.  Way to go!  MVP award for DREAMER?  DREAMERS' proud of 
him after beating OEDIPUS and getting 10 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  
OEDIPUS got smashed by DREAMER, and lost 6 points!  What a putz!  BLOCK HEAD fights 
so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title.  No one said he 
was a genius...  And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  
Oh well, welcome DREAMER.  Aren't DREAMERS proud.  (Oh, my.) Who was the wiseguy that 
said DULLENS' Duelmaster was paying for drinks at Arthur's Last Stand?  Don't look at 
me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? 
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  DULLENS is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DREAMER 5153                 14  11  0   107       DREAMERS (539)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OEDIPUS 5133                  9   5  2    78       MOMMY DEAREST (543)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JOAN CRAWFORD 5134            7   0  1    66       MOMMY DEAREST (543)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLOCK HEAD 5167              10   8  0    44       ADEPT'S OF XOAN (551)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LONGSTEIN 5196                1   0  0    16       ADEPT'S OF XOAN (551)
-JESTER 5197                   1   0  0    13       ADEPT'S OF XOAN (551)
 MA BARKER 5199                1   0  0     9       MOMMY DEAREST (543)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
NOWITNOTHANKS 1 5201    0  1 0 DREAMERS 539         POTATO GOLEM          491  NONE
NOWITNOTHANKS 2 5202    0  1 0 DREAMERS 539         THE PHONE BOOTH       491  NONE
BOB BARKER 5203         0  1 0 MOMMY DEAREST 543    UNDEAD POTATO LO      491  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

23 October 2007
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                   *****                              *******
                   ***** STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 3  *******
                   *****                              *******
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9 TEAM (18 MANAGERS) have declared for the STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 3!!!  There is
still time for you to join in on the competition.  The carnage begins TURN 263!!!!

ALL YOU NEED TO DO TO JOIN:

*Find a Partner

*Declare your intentions in the Stormcrowe newsletter to enter before the first turn 
of the contest.  You may also email or diplo Master Darque.

*Each manager entering the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse must submit one (1) Team Roll-Up
Certificate.  Only certificates will be accepted for entry.  All certificates
submitted will be used during the course of the contest as prizes.

*RU certificates must be received on or before the first turn of the contest which is
Stormcrowe Turn 263 (running approximately December 4, 2007).

RULES and SCORING

Rules and Scoring information for the Slaughterhouse will be posted every turn in the
Stormcrowe newsletter beginning with Turn 260 and in a final all arena ad in
November.

PRIZES

ENDURANCE AWARD:  One (1) +1 Bonus Potion will be given to every team that competes
in 60 of the 65 contest fights.

KILL MASTER AWARD:  The individual manager with the most kills will receive a Limited
Immortality Potion.  This potion may be applied to one (1) warrior.  He/she will be
resurrected ONE-TIME if they are killed in Basic D2.

TOP TEAM AWARD:  Each manager on the winning team will receive the following prize
pack for their Slaughterhouse Dominance:

*One (1) +1 Bonus Potion
*Favorites Knowledge for one (1) Warrior
*Undisclosed amount of Team RU Certificates

Special note from RSI on prizes:  All contest prizes must be used within three
months.  All contest prizes may only be used on a living warrior on the participating
contest team in DM 45.  The immortality potion may resurrect a warrior one time,
after a death in DM 45 only, after which time the potion disappears.

NEED MORE INFORMATION

Rules questions and clarifications may be directed to Master Darque the contest
coordinator.  He may be reached by email at rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com or by
diplo in DM 45 (Darque Forces-428).

3 November 2007
If you need to send an email to RSI, please send it to CSR (at) reality.com.  Using
any other address makes it all but impossible that you'll receive a response. -- RSI

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BOB BARKER was butchered by UNDEAD POTATO LORD in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
NOWITNOTHANKS 2 was butchered by THE PHONE BOOTH in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
NOWITNOTHANKS 1 was easily killed by POTATO GOLEM in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
DREAMER vanquished OEDIPUS in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
MA BARKER defeated BRUCE LEE'S BROTHER in a unpopular 5 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   3 -  2      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  15 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW         4 -   7 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 491 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   DREAMER 5153               14  11  0  107 DREAMERS (539)
AIMED BLOW       OEDIPUS 5133                9   5  2   78 MOMMY DEAREST (543)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DREAMER 5153.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DREAMER 5153.  The ten other most popular fighters were OEDIPUS 5133, BOB BARKER 
5203, NOWITNOTHANKS 2 5202, NOWITNOTHANKS 1 5201, MA BARKER 5199,  0,  0,  0,  0, and 
0.

The least popular fighter this week was MA BARKER 5199.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were NOWITNOTHANKS 1 5201, NOWITNOTHANKS 2 5202, BOB BARKER 5203, OEDIPUS 
5133, DREAMER 5153,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

DREAMER (13-5153) DREAMERS (539)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLIII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ARCOS 3373 (53-81-2)                   2  3  0         EL EQUIDO            

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
T-BONE 3139 (49-35-0)                  2  3  0         LEGION OF DUMB       

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PRISONER ZC01 4876 (18-5-1)            6  3  0         DUNGEON CELL ZC3     

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLACK GENESIS 4223 (0-0-0)             5  3  0         THE BLACK CHAPEL     

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ME-TP 5061 (3-0-0)                     3  3  0         HOLY AVENGERS        

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
AVENGING ANTELOPE 5161 (1-0-0)         9  3  0         SATAN'S KINGDOMS     
NATURAL LOG 5173 (0-0-0)               3  3  0         RAMONDA'S CLASS      

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SIGMUND FREUD 5200 (0-0-0)            12  3  0         MOMMY DEAREST        
ANNA NICOLE SMITH 5190 (0-0-0)         4  3  0  DEAD   MOMMY DEAREST        
MA BARKER 5199 (0-0-0)                 2  3  0         MOMMY DEAREST        
PRISONER ZC08 5194 (0-0-0)             0  1  0  DEAD   DUNGEON CELL ZC3     

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JUMPINJACK FLASH 5143 (3-0-0)         15  2  0         PERFECTION QUEST 13  
CHRISTCHURCH 3929 (5-7-1)              2  3  0         KIWI CONNECTION      

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PRISONER SL 5024 (7-6-0)               6  3  0         DUNGEON CELL ZC3     

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ULTIMATE FELINE 5132 (1-3-0)           0  2  0         ARENA FELINES II