DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/03/2007    Duedate: 12/15/2007

DULLENS ARENA

DM-13    TURN-492

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

OEDIPUS
MOMMY DEAREST (543)
(13-5133) [10-5-2,87]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

OEDIPUS                        POSITION IS EMPTY
MOMMY DEAREST (543)            
(13-5133) [10-5-2,87]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

OEDIPUS                        OEDIPUS
MOMMY DEAREST (543)            MOMMY DEAREST (543)
(13-5133) [10-5-2,87]          (13-5133) [10-5-2,87]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MOMMY DEAREST (543)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MOMMY DEAREST (543)         29
2. ADEPT'S OF XOAN (551)        0      MOMMY DEAREST (543)
3. DREAMERS (539)             -29      Unchartered Team

                                       TORMENTORS II (383)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 MOMMY DEAREST (543)      102  55 13 65.0   1/ 3 MOMMY DEAREST (543)       3  2 1
 2- 2 ADEPT'S OF XOAN (551)     38  27  1 58.5   2/ 1 DREAMERS (539)            1  3 0
 3/ 3 DREAMERS (539)            93 115  9 44.7   3- 2 ADEPT'S OF XOAN (551)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
DULLENS brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, DREAMERS, since MOMMY 
DEAREST took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, we're 
all terribly impressed to see SIGMUND FREUD win a fight and gain 20 points, terribly. 
DREAMER Dark Arena Challenged THE ARETHA FRANKLIN for DULLENS' Title this turn, and 
guess what happened?  The crowds were amazed this turn, as THE ARETHA FRANKLIN killed 
the Duelmaster, DREAMER, leaving DREAMERS in mourning.  This incredible death has 
allowed, I might add, OEDIPUS from MOMMY DEAREST to ascend to the throne of 
Duelmaster, and I hear DARK ARENA is not happy.  Your Humble Abode Massage Parlor, 
humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From 
DULLENS' trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only 
shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the DULLENS arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of DULLENS.  I feel much better now.  Glad to see the 
back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OEDIPUS 5133                 10   5  2    87       MOMMY DEAREST (543)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JOAN CRAWFORD 5134            7   0  1    66       MOMMY DEAREST (543)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLOCK HEAD 5167              10   8  0    44       ADEPT'S OF XOAN (551)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIGMUND FREUD 5200            1   0  1    20       MOMMY DEAREST (543)
-LONGSTEIN 5196                1   0  0    16       ADEPT'S OF XOAN (551)
-JESTER 5197                   1   0  0    13       ADEPT'S OF XOAN (551)
-MA BARKER 5199                1   0  0     9       MOMMY DEAREST (543)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BRUCE LEE'S BROT        0  0 0                      SIGMUND FREUD 5200    492  NONE
DREAMER 5153           14 12 0 DREAMERS 539         THE ARETHA FRANK      492  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

3 November 2007
If you need to send an email to RSI, please send it to CSR (at) reality.com.  Using
any other address makes it all but impossible that you'll receive a response. -- RSI

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DREAMER was dealt death by THE ARETHA FRANKLIN in a 4 minute Dark Arena fight.
OEDIPUS demolished KOO KOO KUNG FOO in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
SIGMUND FREUD slaughtered BRUCE LEE'S BROTHER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   0 -  1     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   3 -  2      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         AIMED BLOW         4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  14 -  1      36  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 492 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       OEDIPUS 5133               10   5  2   87 MOMMY DEAREST (543)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is OEDIPUS 5133.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was OEDIPUS 5133.  The ten other most popular fighters were SIGMUND FREUD 5200,  0,  
0,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was SIGMUND FREUD 5200.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were OEDIPUS 5133,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

DREAMER (13-5153) DREAMERS (539)