DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/26/2011    Duedate: 10/01/2011

DULLENS ARENA

DM-13    TURN-594

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SAUSAGE PARTY
DUDE RANCH (443)
(13-4180) [10-3-0,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SAUSAGE PARTY                  POSITION IS EMPTY
DUDE RANCH (443)               
(13-4180) [10-3-0,104]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ANVIL                          LITTLE MUFFET
CARDOW HUNTERS (445)           CARDOW HUNTERS (445)
(13-5373) [11-37-1,72]         (13-5460) [2-2-0,19]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HARRY POTTER AND THE (566)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HARRY POTTER AND THE (566)  14
2. DA BULLS (575)              12      DUDE RANCH (443)
3. DUDE RANCH (443)             4      Unchartered Team
4. CARDOW HUNTERS (445)        -7
                                       THE MOTHERSHIP 3 (457)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 DUDE RANCH (443)          10   3  0 76.9   1/ 1 HARRY POTTER AND T (566)  7  2 0
 2/ 2 DA BULLS (575)            13   9  0 59.1   2/ 2 CARDOW HUNTERS (445)      5 10 0
 3/ 3 CARDOW HUNTERS (445)     482 489  8 49.6   3/ 4 DUDE RANCH (443)          3  0 0
 4/ 4 HARRY POTTER AND T (566) 199 206 14 49.1   4/ 3 DA BULLS (575)            2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 679): G-STRING of HOT STUFF (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 681): BLACK HEART of CARDS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 593): SAUSAGE PARTY of DUDE RANCH (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 675): BOBCAT of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 677): SAD SLACKS of EMOTIONAL PANTS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 669): CORNBREAD STUFFING of ALMOST THANKSGIVING (Sherlock, mgr)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 670): DESERT PLANTS of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 337): PYRITE of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 667): DR. STRANGELEAF of BLUNT FORCE (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 335): URN4A TREAT! of JUST DESSERTS (Destitute Noble?)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 663): PETROV of ASSORTED (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 660): GRANDMA'S FAN of THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 652): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 611): TORN CLOTH of IS THAT A CLUE? (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 312): YUMALESCA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 306): KATIE of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 293): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 542): IEZA VON DRAKA of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 527): EVENING STAR of SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 509): DEEMER EPPT of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 504): SASHA of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 242): STINKY PETE of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 465): NIMINI TYL ZO of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 459): NIGHTBRINGER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 451): DELNA BERIN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 568): NIGHTCAP of DARKLINGS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 679): HOT STUFF (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 681): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 593): HARRY POTTER AND THE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 675): SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 677): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 669): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 670): THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 337): ISIS PTAH (Aesir Vanir?, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 667): METAL MINCERS (Oremaster, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 335): NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 663): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 660): THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 652): ON THE ROCKS (Bartender, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 611): IS THAT A CLUE? (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 312): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 306): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 293): THE MYRMIDONS (Sigurd Fafnisbane, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 542): INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 527): SUPERIOR FORCES 60 (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 509): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 504): BASH BROS EVANGELIST (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 242): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 465): NUMB-ERS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 459): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 451): J (Sherlock, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 568): THE WILLBURYS 78 (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 592): METHODSOFRATIONALITY of HARRY POTTER AND THE (Sherlock)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 669): BELLONA CHIST of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 670): DESERT PLANTS of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 336): WHITE BECT of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 334): SLATE G35 of NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble?)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 660): GRANDMA'S FAN of THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 610): VILE HENCHMAN of IS THAT A CLUE? (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 312): YUMALESCA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 306): BASKET of LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
                                      KISS OF DEATH of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                                      KANA BALLISTIC of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                          (turn 305): ACE OF BASE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
                                      JUNEAU DAWNING of ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 542): IEZA VON DRAKA of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 242): STINKY PETE of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 450): ROGAR THORFIN of DOMINATION (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
                               TESLA SHARPE of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly DULLENS games.  UNEXPECTED SEQUEL caught the eye of 
many in the gladiatorial commission as she skillfully bested LAUGHTER REDKNIFE and 
was awarded 19 points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, 
UNEXPECTED SEQUEL put down LAUGHTER REDKNIFE, causing her to lose 18 points of 
recognition in the process.  Not for nothing has SAUSAGE PARTY in the past laid claim 
to the Duelmaster's throne, and this week he's proven his combat skill yet again.  
Would you believe that over half of the old women in DULLENS seem to feel that they 
could fight better than you gladiators?   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears 
arms.  One thing is sure, better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  Ahh, but I can hear the spires of a far off 
city calling to me.  I must away!  Till next we meet remember - the pen is mightier 
than the sword, but a maul is a different story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAUSAGE PARTY 4180           10   3  0   104       DUDE RANCH (443)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOOZER 5407                  13   9  0    92       DA BULLS (575)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STARFLOWER 5400              11  12  0    73       CARDOW HUNTERS (445)
 ANVIL 5373                   11  37  1    72       CARDOW HUNTERS (445)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UNEXPECTED SEQUEL 5458        5   0  1    66       HARRY POTTER AND THE (566)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LAUGHTER REDKNIFE 5412       12   9  0    46       CARDOW HUNTERS (445)
 BEARFOOT 5419                11   5  0    44       CARDOW HUNTERS (445)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THONG OF FIRE 5457            4   2  0    20       HARRY POTTER AND THE (566)
 LITTLE MUFFET 5460            2   2  0    19       CARDOW HUNTERS (445)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
THUNDERSTONE 5411      12  6 0 CARDOW HUNTERS 445   MASHER 5391           590  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Sausage Party -- No problem.  For sausages as good as yours, we'll make the effort.
-- Starflower

Sausage Party -- Really, I could have told you whatever you wanted to know without
you HITTING me like that. -- Anvil
P.S.  But they were very good sausages, so I suppose I shouldn't complain.

Methodsofrationality -- I am SOOOO glad you're leaving.  I'm going to rush out now
and do something irrational. -- Starflower

Boozer -- I find golems upsetting, and it puts me off my stroke.  That's my story,
and I'm sticking to it. -- Laughter Redknife

Unexpected Sequel -- Where did YOU come from? -- Bearfoot the surprised

Thong of Fire -- Goodness!  I didn't realize....  Ouch.  How distinctly unpleasant
you are. -- Little Muffet

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SAUSAGE PARTY devastated ANVIL in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
STARFLOWER was vanquished by BOOZER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
LAUGHTER REDKNIFE was demolished by UNEXPECTED SEQUEL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BEARFOOT devastated THONG OF FIRE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
LITTLE MUFFET defeated SCUMORAMA in a 2 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         BASHING ATTACK    18 -   6 -  1      75  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -   9 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -   9 -  0      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        17 -  21 -  1      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         LUNGING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 594 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   SAUSAGE PARTY 4180         10   3  0  104 DUDE RANCH (443)
AIMED BLOW       BOOZER 5407                13   9  0   92 DA BULLS (575)
SLASHING ATTACK  LAUGHTER REDKNIFE 5412     12   9  0   46 CARDOW HUNTERS (445)
STRIKING ATTACK  BEARFOOT 5419              11   5  0   44 CARDOW HUNTERS (445)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ANVIL 5373.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
LITTLE MUFFET 5460.  The ten other most popular fighters were SAUSAGE PARTY 4180, 
BOOZER 5407, UNEXPECTED SEQUEL 5458, BEARFOOT 5419, ANVIL 5373, STARFLOWER 5400, 
LAUGHTER REDKNIFE 5412, THONG OF FIRE 5457,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was THONG OF FIRE 5457.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LAUGHTER REDKNIFE 5412, STARFLOWER 5400, ANVIL 5373, BEARFOOT 
5419, UNEXPECTED SEQUEL 5458, BOOZER 5407, SAUSAGE PARTY 4180, LITTLE MUFFET 5460,  
0, and  0.