Date   : 10/18/2004    Duedate: 10/30/2004


DM-14    TURN-500

This Weeks Top Honors


FRAG 'EM ALL! (403)
(14-3950) [13-13-3,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SHADOWCAT                      POSITION IS EMPTY
FRAG 'EM ALL! (403)            
(14-3950) [13-13-3,106]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SHADOWCAT                      VISIGOTH
FRAG 'EM ALL! (403)            THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
(14-3950) [13-13-3,106]        (14-4214) [9-5-0,56]



Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE DEATH SQUAD (63)        64
2. I BENT MY WOOKIE (413)      23      I BENT MY WOOKIE (413)
3. BLITZKRIEG (421)             0      Unchartered Team
4. FRAG 'EM ALL! (403)          0
5. TOTEM (422)                  0      DEATH SQUAD 1 (246)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 I BENT MY WOOKIE (413)    15   4  0 78.9   1/ 1 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     11  4 1
 2- 2*TOTEM (422)               19   6  2 76.0   2- 2*TOTEM (422)               7  3 2
 3- 3*BLITZKRIEG (421)           8   4  1 66.7   3/ 3 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        6  9 0
 4/ 4 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)     368 300 25 55.1   4/ 5 FRAG 'EM ALL! (403)       5  5 0
 5/ 5 FRAG 'EM ALL! (403)      162 145 10 52.8   5/ 6 I BENT MY WOOKIE (413)    2  0 0
 6/ 7 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       302 376  8 44.5   6- 7*BLITZKRIEG (421)          0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

         + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ A Dark and Stormy Night ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

     "It's infamous, that's what it is!  The gladiators are losing all respect.  They
don't FEAR us as they should."  Cultic Grandmaster Sleeth scowled around at his
companions, to the accompaniment of a crash of thunder and the sound of a tree being
rent in two or possible three somewhere near at hand.
     "They can defeat us.  Why should they be afraid?" Darias Le Plume, the
Trustworthy Scribe asked.  His fingers played nervously with his quill pen,
scratching a tense little design on the scrap of parchment in front of him, but he
seemed unaware of what his right hand was doing.  "I'm taking out insurance...."
     "What kind of insurance can there be against death in the arena?" Cheulian Asri
of the Beggars' Guild demanded.  "Everyone who steps onto the sands takes that risk."
     Sleeth leaned forward suddenly and put his hand over Le Plume's doodle, getting
a nasty wound from the steel-tipped quill in the process.  "Don't do that," he said.
"You do NOT want to summon a demon!"
     "Just the sigil won't summon--"
     "I know more of these things than you," the Cult Master hissed.  "In drawing
that sigil, you are taking risks you can't imagine."  His scowl had reached
formidable proportions.
     "A demon?  How can that be insurance?" the Beggar asked, also leaning forward,
trying to get a glimpse of the drawing.
     "It wouldn't keep me alive," Le Plume said, "but it'd make sure that the killer
didn't get a chance to gloat."  He shrugged.  "I figured if I carried it on me, over
my heart, any blow that killed me would drench the sigil with blood and release the
demon, and it'd get the nearest person: the one who'd just killed me.  Seemed fair."
     "No, no, NO!  You can't treat a demon that way!  You think a demon would stop at
'getting' just the killer?"  Sleeth snatched the piece of parchment and tore it up
carefully.  "Demons don't care about 'fair'.  They only care that the Rules are
followed, and by the Rules, drawing the sigil is a declaration of Intent to Summon.
You could bring disaster on us all!  Besides, just SUMMONING a demon isn't enough,
you have to be prepared to CONTROL it, and you've made no preparations for THAT, have
you?  By the condyles of the Crooked Bone, you've made no proper preparations at
all!"  Once he had reduced the parchment to shreds, he fed the bits into the flame of
the candle on the table between them, darting nervous glances over both shoulders as
he did so.  There was nothing to see but the room itself, small, comfortable, warm
with firelight.  The windows were shuttered and would have been blinded by rain
anyway; they could all hear drumming of rain on the roof whenever the thunder paused.
     "That's no way to run anything," Le Plume said.  "Stupid situation.  It should
be regularized--"
     "It has been!  What do you think the Rules ARE?"
     "There wasn't any mention of 'rules' in the book I found.  All right, all
right."  Le Plume shrugged and pulled several more scraps of parchment from a pocket.
"I suppose you'd better have these, too, then."
     "More?"  Sleeth took the sigils in a trembling hand, hardly daring to look at
them long enough to identify the demons they were aimed at.  "I trust this is...," he
swallowed once, "all?"
     Le Plume didn't meet his eyes.  "That's all I have," he said.

      * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 249): GOLDENEYE of BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 499): WALL OF GLASS of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Talon Warsmith)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 499): SHADOWCAT of FRAG 'EM ALL! (Edge, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 492): WHAT UP of JUST CHILLIN (Mr. Freeze, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 488): TELLER FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 488): STAYED HOME of THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 489): BLUE RING OCTOPUS of VENOM (Lord Fang, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 481): SONORA SARA of RED DOG GANG (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 450): SPECTRUM of AS FAR AS SIAM (?, mgr.)
                             Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 436): FLOYD B. RICK of FLOYDS FAN CLUB (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 196): BEXLEY of OHIO (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  60 LOOPHOLES (turn 348): LACHES of LEGALESE (Judge, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 337): JHANA of SAFE HAVEN (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 151): MORROLAN E'DRIEN of THE FURIOUS FIVE (Generalissimo
                             Puerco, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 249): BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 499): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective, Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 499): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 492): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 488): KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 488): none
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 489): HEADBANGERS (Sablon-o-Vlad, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 481): RED DOG GANG (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 450): AS FAR AS SIAM (?, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 443): GLAD TO MEAT YOU (Alfredo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 436): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 196): OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  60 LOOPHOLES (turn 348): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 337): SAFE HAVEN (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 151): OUTCASTS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 384): BOXES (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 498): PERSIANA JONES of SKASMONAUTS (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 498): ZERO THE HERO of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 488): STAYED HOME of THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 489): BLUE RING OCTOPUS of VENOM (Lord Fang, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 481): DARK CHOCOLATE of RED DOG GANG (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 450): SPECTRUM of AS FAR AS SIAM (?, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 337): JHANA of SAFE HAVEN (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt TOBIR will ever be the same.  And let's see, ANGRY SHEW fought JUNO and 
gained 20 points and contributed to THE DEATH SQUAD's 5-0-0.  JUNO has lost to ANGRY 
SHEW, falling 16 points, while helping make THE DOGHOUSE a 1-4-0 turn.  Defending 
hers title for another turn, SHADOWCAT kept TOBIR's warrior, NOBLE ASSASSIN, from 
claiming the throne.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from unimpeachable 
sources that The Victory Tavern uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  The most challenged warrior this 
turn was FRAG 'EM ALL!'s warrior RICK JONES.  More fighters challenged him than 
challenged the Duelmaster!  In a brave attempt, I WET MY BED! from I BENT MY WOOKIE 
challenged up 23 points to fight RICK JONES from the FRAG 'EM ALL! stable.  I WET MY 
BED! perhaps got its just desserts, seeing as it overcame RICK JONES and ended up 
with 47 recognition points.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  A brave warrior does not carry a 
red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in TOBIR and I've a long road ahead of me. 
Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in TOBIR again, farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHADOWCAT 3950               13  13  3   106       FRAG 'EM ALL! (403)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANGRY SHEW 4201              13   4  0    98       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCARBOROUGH 3941             12   8  0    80       FRAG 'EM ALL! (403)
 DEAD MAN WALKING 4220        11   1  1    78       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 JUNO 4178                    11  10  0    77       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 HONEY PUP 4207                8   9  0    70       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOWSER 4096                  13  25  1    65       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 THE THING 4185               14   6  0    60       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
-PUMA 4139                     4   1  0    60       TOTEM (422)
 PUSSYFOOT 4126               13  17  1    57       THE DOGHOUSE (188)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VISIGOTH 4214                 9   5  0    56       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
 I WET MY BED! 4052            2   0  0    47       I BENT MY WOOKIE (413)
 *IRONFIST* 3947               4   2  0    43       FRAG 'EM ALL! (403)
 RICK JONES 3942               8   9  0    39       FRAG 'EM ALL! (403)
-PEREGRINE 4138                4   1  0    34       TOTEM (422)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SNOW LEOPARD 4142             3   2  1    30       TOTEM (422)
-HAMMERIN HANK 4134            2   0  0    25       BLITZKRIEG (421)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FERRET 4140                   5   0  0    22       TOTEM (422)
-THE GIPPER 4135               2   0  0    20       BLITZKRIEG (421)
-THE GROPPER 4133              2   1  1    19       BLITZKRIEG (421)
 DIM HAIRY THING 4236          2   3  0    16       THE DOGHOUSE (188)
 HAYWOOD JAB 4238              1   0  0    14       THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
-BULLFROG 4237                 1   0  1    12       TOTEM (422)
 OBNOXIO 3939                  2   3  0     9       FRAG 'EM ALL! (403)
-SALLY 4132                    1   1  0     5       BLITZKRIEG (421)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All -- Allow me to re-introduce myself.  I am Edge, manager of Frag 'Em All and I
must say that a Duelmastership is exactly the way I would have wanted to return!  My
thanks, all! -- Edge

Angry Shew -- I'll bet you're REALLY angry now. -- Shadowcat, who would send in a
Duelmasters column if she actually thought it would make it past the e-mail gremlins

Peregrine -- For some reason, probably innate stupidity, the Dim Hairy Thing is
convinced that you're a "pretty bird."  He doesn't seem to like the idea of hitting a
pretty bird.  Or maybe he's convinced himself that he can't hit a flying thing.  I
don't know for sure what he's thinking.  Or if he's capable of thought.  Anyway, I do
know that he's incapable of formulating a coherent personal, so I did it for him.  Am
I friendly and helpful, or what? -- Bowser

Snow Leopard -- Better hang onto those skills, you may need 'em.  The Cultists make
bad enemies.  They have no morals, you see.  Don't follow any rules.  Nasty fellows.
-- Pussyfoot

Dead Man Walking -- Ah, but sometimes, you have to run. -- Juno
P.S.  You're better off with a loss, you know.  Safer.  That undefeated record tends
to make you a target, not only for other gladiators, but for Bad Luck.

Scarborough -- I thought you were Scarborough FAIR, but you're not.  Grossly unfair,
actually.  Anybody who'd kick a dog when he's down.... -- Bowser

I don't LIKE M. Chardinee.  He tried to patronize me!  Patted me on the head and told
me I was a "good dog."  Like he'd know! -- Honey Pup

Zero the Hero -- Did we congratulate you?  Despite all comments in the past, we do
honestly congratulate you on your success. -- The Doghouse

Bullfrog -- I looked the other way when the Cultists complained about gladiatorial
brutality.  But this is going Too Far. -- Cheulian Asri, Chief Spokesman for the
Beggars' Guild

Ferret -- You're a damned tease.  If you were so hot on defeating me, you should have
done it right off.  Six minutes!  That's ridiculous. -- Darias Le Plume, the most
Trustworthy Scribe in town

20 September 2004
Azereth has returned!  I am the manager for Scarlet Blades in DM 25.  I was a member
of the Crimson Alliance and the Crimson Brotherhood (which was composed of former CA
members).  I've been out of the game for many (at least 5) years.  I would like to
hear from anyone who remembers me, as well as any Alliance that is seeking to add
experienced managers to their roster.  Contact me at:
     Anthony Wells
     600 W. Shore Dr.
     Stanton, MI  48888
or by personal ads in DM 25.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ANGRY SHEW devastated JUNO in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DEAD MAN WALKING savagely defeated HONEY PUP in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
VISIGOTH viciously subdued PUSSYFOOT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
I WET MY BED! overpowered RICK JONES in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
SHADOWCAT vanquished NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SCARBOROUGH beat BOWSER in a 1 minute master's brawl.
THE THING defeated *IRONFIST* in a 3 minute melee.
OBNOXIO was vanquished by HAYWOOD JAB in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DIM HAIRY THING vanquished CONVINCIAN HERO in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         LUNGING ATTACK    29 -   8 -  3      78  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY       10 -   3 -  0      77  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    11 -   4 -  2      73  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -   6 -  0      73  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   5 -  1      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  12 -  2      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   5 -  0      29  |

Turn 500 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  ANGRY SHEW 4201            13   4  0   98 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
LUNGING ATTACK   SCARBOROUGH 3941           12   8  0   80 FRAG 'EM ALL! (403)
BASHING ATTACK   JUNO 4178                  11  10  0   77 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
TOTAL PARRY      THE THING 4185             14   6  0   60 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
PARRY-LUNGE      VISIGOTH 4214               9   5  0   56 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SHADOWCAT 3950.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was VISIGOTH 4214.  The ten other most popular fighters were I WET MY BED! 4052, RICK 

The least popular fighter this week was OBNOXIO 3939.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BOWSER 4096, HONEY PUP 4207, THE THING 4185, JUNO 4178, DIM HAIRY THING 
SHEW 4201.

                                FACE-TO-FACE XXXIV

     Our next Winter Face-to-Face will be held on Martin Luther King weekend, Friday 
through Sunday, 14-16 January 2005, at the Embassy Suites in Tempe, Arizona (4400 S 
Rural Rd--this is the same hotel as last year).  Room rates are $139.00 per night, 
1-4 occupancy, which includes breakfast.  The rooms are blocked.  The reservations 
number is 480-897-7444; tell them you're with the "Reality Simulations Face to Face 
Convention" block.  Our room block will be released in mid-December, so please make 
sure you reserve your room before then! 
     Room rates include a full cooked-to-order breakfast and a complimentary two-hour 
manager's reception.  There is a free shuttle to the airport, as well as free parking.  
The hotel is located down the freeway in Tempe.  All rooms have high speed internet 
(for an extra charge).  There is a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool, and of course a 
bar and Mexican restaurant inside the hotel.  And there's Denny's right across the 
street.  Look for transportation info in the tournament information sheet.
     The tournament information sheet/strategy sheet should be out sometime in late 
November/early December. 
     If you haven't been to a Face-to-Face before, you're overdue.  If you have, 
you'll be back.  Don't miss this one, it'll be a blast!  See you there! 

                                          -- Green Eyes and the RSI Staff


     For those of you who keep track of such things, 51 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                          CAPTAIN CRUNCH (5-4330) TECHNOLOGY    
                             GARAI (7-4608) BLADES OF ICE       
                         GAZREK (7-5097) DEMONS OF DARKNESS 7   
                       CRIMSON BLUSH (7-5351) VENGEANCE SEEKERS 
                           NEMESIS (10-2676) MYTH AND MIGHT     
                         PLAYFUL DOG (10-4237) MONGREL HORDE   
                          CALLISTO (12-4974) NAUGHTY NYMPHS    
                         ILLUMINAUGHTY (12-5423) LOBOTOMATION   
                          SKIPPY (14-2305) PRIDE OF THE CDC    
                              ARGINASE (16-4137) ENZYMES        
                          CADEX CFM (18-3366) THE BIKE SHOP    
                            CRY-O-LIT (18-6106) ROCK-ETTS      
                          PAPA RATTLESNAKE (18-6800) APACHE    
                            SUICIDE (21-4832) APPLE CIDER      
                        REVEREND LOVEJOY (22-5517) SPRINGFIELD  
                          DVDA (22-5768) THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE!    
                            DONAHAR (24-3006) MAGIC REALM      
                      LINK HOGTHROB (33-5358) INTERSTELLAR PORK 
                        JETS TO BRAZIL (36-5604) SKATE DRAGONS  
                          ARTEMIS (41-3675) LADY OF THE MOON    
                          SELENE (41-3676) LADY OF THE MOON    
                             BETTY (58-5755) HELL HOUNDS       
                       INSURRECTION (60-5607) BLADES OF DESTINY 
                       COPPERHEAD (65-5467) NATURE'S ASSASSINS 
                          CHRISSEL (70-5208) LITHE & LOVELY    
                         SUPERIOR II (75-760) SUPERIOR FORCES                                                  
                             ARCHER (82-1198) GORGONITES                                                      
                      SQUIRREL KILLER (82-3278) END OF THE LINE     
                            CICINISTI (82-3706) BEGUILERZ           
                           GNORE (82-3717) MILITARY SCIENCE          
                        FINALITY (82-4063) SUPERIOR FORCES 3P       
                          SIR LANCELOT (82-5350) ROUND TABLE         
                            WILLY T MAC (82-5925) RAPTURE           
                         KHORGA KHAN (82-6730) THE BEGINNING        
                             ELLYN (82-8983) LAS VEGAS II            
                             MANTISSA (82-9324) MATMATICA            
                        JETS TO BRAZIL (82-9697) DRAGON SKALE       
                          ON THE WASHER (82-10019) SUNNYDALE         
                             ORAL B (82-10020) SUNNYDALE            
                         2-STROKE (82-10384) THE WILLBURYS 79        
                           HITZ (82-10428) 4-LETTER DOCTORS          
                      UNDEFEATABLE (82-10966) SUPERIOR FORCES 5M     
                        GOLDWRAP (82-11886) SUPERIOR FORCES 34       
                        CHIMPANZEE (82-12985) ANIMAL CRACKERS       
                        THE CUTICLE DANCE (82-13639) DON'T ASK       
                      SCHWETTY OLIVES (82-14247) SCHWETTY FOODS     
                     QSTAFF INFECTION (82-14523) DIRTY INFIRMARY    
                     BING S7 WANG (82-16000) SUPERIOR FORCES 6201   
                    TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT (82-16651) SLIGHTLY HEATED 
                       SMILING GOAT (82-20735) SHAVE MY POODLE      
                    CRITICAL UPDATES (82-24025) ANNOYING THINGS II 
                       LIGHTNING XLV (82-24103) DEATH STUDS IX      

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes