DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/10/2005 Duedate: 01/22/2005
TOBIR ARENA
DM-14 TURN-506
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
THE THING
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
(14-4185) [19-6-0,114]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
THE THING POSITION IS EMPTY
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
(14-4185) [19-6-0,114]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SCARBOROUGH BOWSER
FRAG 'EM ALL! (403) THE DOGHOUSE (188)
(14-3941) [16-10-0,111] (14-4096) [14-30-1,80]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FRAG 'EM ALL! (403) 42
2. THE DOGHOUSE (188) 14 I BENT MY WOOKIE (413)
3. THE DEATH SQUAD (63) 2 Unchartered Team
4. I BENT MY WOOKIE (413) -19
SCARLET KNIGHTS (302)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 I BENT MY WOOKIE (413) 19 5 0 79.2 1/ 1 THE DEATH SQUAD (63) 10 5 0
2/ 2 THE DEATH SQUAD (63) 385 312 26 55.2 2/ 2 FRAG 'EM ALL! (403) 8 6 0
3/ 3 FRAG 'EM ALL! (403) 181 155 11 53.9 3/ 3 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 8 7 1
4/ 5 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 314 393 9 44.4 4/ 4 I BENT MY WOOKIE (413) 2 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 252): GOLDENEYE of BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 505): BILLY GIBBONS of THE HEADCUTTERS II (Street Legal)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 505): THE THING of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 498): DARRELL ISSA of CONSPIRACY INC. (Damion, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 494): LIMPETTE of KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 494): BAYLEFYRE of BRETHREN OF SIN (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 495): FIRE of SEEING RED (Edge, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 487): DARK STAR of THE WARLOCKS (Malaquar, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 456): PISTON HURRICANE of AS FAR AS SIAM (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 449): GREW SOME GRUE of OLD SCHOOL (Otto X. Frothingslosh)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 442): TALON of FLOYDS FAN CLUB (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 199): BEXLEY of OHIO (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 354): CYCLONE of NATURAL DISASTERS (Soultaker, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 343): PASSER BY of WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 154): ASHEGI OF VEGA of DARQUE FORCES III (Master Darque)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 390): VISION of HEADBANGERS from CALEAM (Sablon-O-Vlad, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 252): PHOENIX FIRE (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 505): SKASMONAUTS (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 505): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 498): CONSPIRACY INC. (Damion, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 494): KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 494): THUNDERCATS (Balzar, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 495): HEADBANGERS (Sablon-O-Vlad, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 487): THE WARLOCKS (Malaquar, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 456): MEN OF 1,000 FACES (Mad Max, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 449): OLD SCHOOL (Otto X. Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 442): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 199): OHIO (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 354): MY BRAIN ON CHLORINE (Samwise the Bald, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 343): WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 154): DARQUE FORCES III (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 390): THE LAST STRAW (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 505): BILLY GIBBONS of THE HEADCUTTERS II (Street Legal)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 504): SHADOWCAT of FRAG 'EM ALL! (Edge, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 497): WHAT UP of JUST CHILLIN (Mr. Freeze, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 493): SCARLET of SCARLET BLADES (Azereth, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 154): ASHEGI OF VEGA of DARQUE FORCES III (Master Darque)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Well, I'm going to address the arena here, rather than the PAs, then let "Rocky" say
a few muddled words.
Daisy January -- Those are kind words and Dain has been a bit distracted lately since
you returned to Andorak but I think I'm reeling him in. He just can't stop talking
about you!
I had so much more to say but right now it seems trivial, my heart is heavy for a
comrade and brother in arms right now so I'll give it to the big guy:
This is Thing, I say Scarborough you good warrior but I just too hard for you now.
You no be ashamed but walk proud. I will not be fighting yu this turn I dont think,
'dis turn I be challenging this bed wetter person and hoping to make them go sleep-
sleep! I am with honor to be Duelmaster again and say I gonna' go back to the Gold
Dragon Inn to get a bit drunk! Salut!
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of TOBIR. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. FRAG 'EM ALL! posted a
nice gain, to come in 2nd. Everybody loves a winner... FRAG 'EM ALL! had cause to
celebrate, after *IRONFIST* got 27 points by beating DEAD MAN WALKING. Win some,
lose some. Speaking of which, *IRONFIST* was winsome, after beating DEAD MAN WALKING
and seeing him lose 19 points. BOWSER found out that TOBIR isn't a democracy.
You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here! So who's the team that's been
walking into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! If challenges were horses, I WET MY
BED! could open up a fast food joint!
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.
Leave me now, you base fools! As the seasons change, and the creatures of the
wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place. Do not despair! I
shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE THING 4185 19 6 0 114 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SCARBOROUGH 3941 16 10 0 111 FRAG 'EM ALL! (403)
*IRONFIST* 3947 9 3 0 100 FRAG 'EM ALL! (403)
VISIGOTH 4214 13 7 0 94 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
I WET MY BED! 4052 6 1 0 89 I BENT MY WOOKIE (413)
ANGRY SHEW 4201 15 8 0 85 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
BOWSER 4096 14 30 1 80 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
DEAD MAN WALKING 4220 14 4 1 76 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
RICK JONES 3942 12 11 1 74 FRAG 'EM ALL! (403)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JUNO 4178 13 14 0 60 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
HONEY PUP 4207 11 12 0 60 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OBNOXIO 3939 5 6 0 30 FRAG 'EM ALL! (403)
ANDILLIA 4255 3 0 0 28 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
HAYWOOD JAB 4238 4 3 1 26 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WOOFER 4254 2 1 1 8 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PUSSYFOOT 4126 13 19 1 THE DOGHOUSE 188 RICK JONES 3942 502 NOT REVE
DIM HAIRY THING 4236 3 5 0 THE DOGHOUSE 188 HAYWOOD JAB 4238 503 JUST REV
PERSONAL ADS
Bowser -- I'm just angry at the world, nothing personal! -- Angry Shew
Honey Pup -- I wish I were invisible. If I was, I'd be undefeated, however, in
fairness, I am a tricky fellow! -- Visigoth
Honey Pup -- I knew I was outclassed but you taught me well, and I thank you kindly.
I usually say "blow me". -- Haywood
The Assassin was noble indeed to give me yet another win! -- Dead Man "still" Walking
Shadowcat -- Good riddance, you cad! Nothing personal against you as a person, but
as a warrior I am no match and that makes me............. -- ANGRY Shew
Visigoth -- (glowering) Okay, maybe you weren't LAUGHING, but you were SNIGGERING.
That's worse! I hate it when people snigger at me. -- Bowser
Haywood Jab -- Not good enough, not at all good enough. It needs more than a jab, it
needs a lunge and a really good bite. -- Honey Pup
*Ironfist* -- Who told you that asterisks were fair? Why don't WE get asterisks,
too? It's like having morningstars on your ears, and every time you turn your head,
you HIT me with them! It's like having four hands! -- Juno the ill-used and
disgruntled
Obnoxio -- Well (panting), how was it? You told me I had to do better, so I did, and
it worked, right? Pretty good, huh? -- Woofer
Wow, that Shiftyeyed Volunteer is the most SUSPICIOUS looking character I've seen
since the postman came! But I ripped him good. -- Andillia
Ghost of Tomath Woodman, Convincian Hero -- You shouldn't have come into my yard
without permission. I'm a guard dog. -- Woofer the unrepentant
15 December 2004
The Company of Brothers Alliance would like to welcome Azereth as our newest member.
We are sure he will be an asset to both our alliance and the dueling community! --
Baphomet, Co-Founder T.C.B.
24 December 2004
Due to requests, the Turf War IV will be postponed until turn 225 (approx May/June
2005). Sorry about the inconvenience. -- Baphomet, host of TW 4
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SCARBOROUGH devastated I WET MY BED! in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
VISIGOTH vanquished RICK JONES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
THE THING luckily beat BOWSER in a crowd pleasing 6 minute expert's Title fight.
DEAD MAN WALKING was overpowered by *IRONFIST* in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ANGRY SHEW bested VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute gory brawl.
JUNO devastated DELARQUAN SAILOR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HONEY PUP handily defeated HAYWOOD JAB in a 1 minute uneven fight.
OBNOXIO vanquished WOOFER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ANDILLIA vanquished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 2 - 0 83 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 3 - 0 73 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 2 - 2 71 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 39 - 17 - 3 70 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 12 - 0 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 5 - 0 38 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 5 - 0 29 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 11 - 2 21 |
Turn 506 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 4 5 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY THE THING 4185 19 6 0 114 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
LUNGING ATTACK SCARBOROUGH 3941 16 10 0 111 FRAG 'EM ALL! (403)
PARRY-LUNGE VISIGOTH 4214 13 7 0 94 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
SLASHING ATTACK ANGRY SHEW 4201 15 8 0 85 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SCARBOROUGH 3941. The most popular warrior this
turn was BOWSER 4096. The ten other most popular fighters were ANGRY SHEW 4201, JUNO
4178, SCARBOROUGH 3941, VISIGOTH 4214, OBNOXIO 3939, THE THING 4185, DEAD MAN WALKING
4220, *IRONFIST* 3947, HONEY PUP 4207, and ANDILLIA 4255.
The least popular fighter this week was WOOFER 4254. The other ten least popular
fighters were HAYWOOD JAB 4238, RICK JONES 3942, I WET MY BED! 4052, ANDILLIA 4255,
HONEY PUP 4207, *IRONFIST* 3947, DEAD MAN WALKING 4220, THE THING 4185, OBNOXIO 3939,
and VISIGOTH 4214.
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 11 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
EEK THE CAT (2-4110) of THE FUNNY FARM
HADES (11-5338) of MYTHICAL
DRAUGHT DODGER (12-5209) of WISH YOU WERE BEER
DRACO MALFOY (18-7115) of HOUSE SLYTHERIN
FREAK (18-7300) of RUN AND HYDE
BETWEEN THE EYES (60-716) of METAL MILITIA II 6
SHOVELING SANDY (65-3584) of STORMNITE SANDBAGGER
BLUE BLOOD (73-3657) of BLACK & BLUE
JOCK (82-10452) of 4-LETTER ITCHES
WILLIE BROWN (82-13201) of 1976 RAIDERS
YUENGLING (82-16265) of LOCAL BEER
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes