DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/28/2005 Duedate: 12/10/2005
TOBIR ARENA
DM-14 TURN-529
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PEREGRINE
RAPTORS (356)
(14-3331) [14-12-0,94]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PEREGRINE BINKIE
RAPTORS (356) PLAYPEN (435)
(14-3331) [14-12-0,94] (14-4298) [5-1-1,52]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
PEREGRINE LITTLE DEVIL
RAPTORS (356) PLAYPEN (435)
(14-3331) [14-12-0,94] (14-4359) [5-0-0,31]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
RAPTORS (356)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. RAPTORS (356) 29
2. PLAYPEN (435) 18 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
3. THE DEATH SQUAD (63) 14 Unchartered Team
4. BIO WARFARE (439) 0
5. THE DOGHOUSE (188) -5 PLAYPEN (435)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*PLAYPEN (435) 21 13 5 61.8 1/ 4 RAPTORS (356) 8 6 0
2/ 2 THE DEATH SQUAD (63) 443 362 29 55.0 2/ 1*PLAYPEN (435) 6 4 1
3/ 3 RAPTORS (356) 74 85 6 46.5 3/ 5 THE DEATH SQUAD (63) 6 6 1
4/ 4 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 368 450 9 45.0 4/ 3 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 6 9 0
5- 5 BIO WARFARE (439) 48 77 5 38.4 5- 2 BIO WARFARE (439) 4 2 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Well, forget the last column I wrote. I don't believe losing to Virginal Concubine
makes an arena proud of their Duelmaster.
In fact, I almost went home and ended it all by eating a poisoned rat I had laying
around. Then I decided Birds of Prey are only successful on like twenty percent of
their hunts so I figured I should give it another go.
Besides it now should just make Woofer feel worse losing to someone who lost to
Virginal Concubine.
SPY REPORT
Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.
I doubt TOBIR will ever be the same. It seems the training can make the difference,
as PLAYPEN is pushed out of top team by RAPTORS, who came from 4th with a 3-1-0 this
turn. RAPTORS stable has parlayed this turn's 3-1-0 into a 3 space move up the
rankings. This brings them up to 1st place. Good work, guys! And let's see, LARG
GENIUS - 11 WT fought WHITE FANG and gained 12 points and contributed to THE DEATH
SQUAD's 2-3-0. WHITE FANG has lost to LARG GENIUS - 11 WT, falling 10 points, while
helping make THE DOGHOUSE a 2-3-0 turn. Defending his title for another turn,
PEREGRINE kept TOBIR's warrior, VIRGINAL CONCUBINE, from claiming the throne. Tell
me, is nothing sacred? I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The Victory
Tavern uses trolls in their stew. Talk about gristle!
The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more
could a warrior ask of life? Well, besides that. The most challenged warrior this
turn was PLAYPEN's warrior SIPPYCUP SAM. More fighters challenged him than
challenged the Duelmaster! CRACK BABY of THE DEATH SQUAD had better have a good
reason for challenging down 15 points in a challenge which it won. I thought CRACK
BABY showed great skill and promise when it bested PAMPER PACKER. All right, so I
slept through it! Big deal!
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to
be true. The Victory Tavern declares a free round for SERGEANT and all of RAPTORS,
for having revenged PLAYPEN's TANTRUM for killing one of their comrades. Is it
really true that TOBIR has more dishwashers per capita that fighters? Just thought
I'd ask...
Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe. Dare
to fight bravely. Well, I'm burning daylight here in TOBIR and I've a long road
ahead of me. Happy Trails. Until you see my quill in TOBIR again, farewell--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PEREGRINE 3331 14 12 0 94 RAPTORS (356)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MITOCHONDRIAC 4333 8 5 0 81 BIO WARFARE (439)
WOOFER 4254 18 8 1 70 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOPE 3352 11 12 2 61 RAPTORS (356)
CARDNAL 4029 7 1 0 59 RAPTORS (356)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CYTOPLASMIC 4309 13 16 1 56 BIO WARFARE (439)
BINKIE 4298 5 1 1 52 PLAYPEN (435)
ANDILLIA 4255 12 14 0 50 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
-GOLGI APPARATUS 4342 4 2 1 50 BIO WARFARE (439)
SIPPYCUP SAM 4280 5 1 2 49 PLAYPEN (435)
CHICHI-HOOEY 4270 8 11 0 35 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
CRACK BABY 4279 3 7 0 35 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LARG GENIUS - 11 WT 4373 2 0 1 33 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
LITTLE DEVIL 4359 5 0 0 31 PLAYPEN (435)
SERGEANT 4028 5 3 1 28 RAPTORS (356)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PAMPER PACKER 4284 3 4 0 19 PLAYPEN (435)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHITE FANG 4353 4 3 0 15 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
TANTRUM 4285 3 4 2 15 PLAYPEN (435)
TIPPI TURTLE 4351 3 4 0 15 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
-E COLI 4343 1 0 0 14 BIO WARFARE (439)
WURF 4368 2 2 0 10 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
SPONGEBOB 4367 0 2 0 5 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
GALEN DRAGONSPINE 4374 0 1 0 1 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PORN 'STACHE 4276 4 7 0 THE DEATH SQUAD 63 SIPPYCUP SAM 4280 525 NOT REVE
BAM BAM 4352 4 1 0 THE DEATH SQUAD 63 CYTOPLASMIC 4309 527 REVENGED
GODZILLA 4360 1 1 1 THE DEATH SQUAD 63 BINKIE 4298 526
GOSHAWK 4041 0 2 0 RAPTORS 356 TANTRUM 4285 528 JUST REV
PERSONAL ADS
All -- Well going 1-4 on my second turn has brought me back to earth, I guess this
game is just as hard as it used to be. Cheers to all who kicked my butt this turn.
-- Warden
All -- The funeral for Goshawk will be held in my bathroom by the toilet at 11:00 pm
Friday if any want to send condolences before he is flushed. -- Warden
Golgi Aparatus -- I guess I'm just not mechanically minded. I don't understand you
at all. -- Andillia
P.S. Except that I'd better stay away from you.
Sippycup Sam -- That's weird. The idea of your name, I mean. But managers are like
that, never thinking what it might do to a warrior's psyche to go around under the
burden of a weird name. I think we should stage a protest. For instance, my actual
name is Bill. What's yours? -- Woofer
Cardnal -- Wow, you don't LOOK redheaded, but have you ever got the redheaded temper!
-- Chichi-Hooey
P.S. Of course, if I could see you without that hawk's mask, who knows, your hair
might be as red as anything.
Pamper Packer -- Oh, dear. -- White Fang
Tippi Turtle -- (sigh) That was a hint, right? Next time, tip you over. Okay, I'll
remember. But let's just make sure the "next time" is way down the road. -- Wurf
Warden -- You OBJECT to doing well on your first turn back? Why? -- Leeta
P.S. Yes, okay, Small Arena Syndrome is the pits, but it's one of those unpleasant
facts of life, like trash pickup at some ungodly early hour of the morning. Live
with it, learn to love it.
5 November 2005
It is with a proud heart that I announce the newest member of the Desolate Empire
alliance. Dok Sik will be known from here forth as Dark Knight Dok Sik, of the
Desolate Empire. May he be blessed with victory and courage. May his enemies' blood
flow freely! -- The Dark Knights Wasby and Toker
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SERGEANT devastated TANTRUM in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
SPONGEBOB was vanquished by SIPPYCUP SAM in a 1 minute brutal uneven Bloodfeud battle.
HOPE was defeated by WOOFER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's Challenge duel.
CRACK BABY outlasted PAMPER PACKER in a monotonous 25 minute bloody Challenge fight.
LARG GENIUS - 11 WT devastated WHITE FANG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PEREGRINE devastated VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
CHICHI-HOOEY was handily defeated by BINKIE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CARDNAL vanquished ANDILLIA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LITTLE DEVIL viciously subdued TIPPI TURTLE in a action packed 5 minute fight.
WURF savagely defeated GALEN DRAGONSPINE in a 3 minute gruesome novice's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 3 - 1 70 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 3 - 0 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 6 - 1 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 8 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 11 - 4 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 13 - 2 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 AIMED BLOW 14 - 18 - 1 44 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 11 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 529 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 2 PARRY-STRIKE
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE PEREGRINE 3331 14 12 0 94 RAPTORS (356)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WOOFER 4254 18 8 1 70 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
STRIKING ATTACK BINKIE 4298 5 1 1 52 PLAYPEN (435)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PEREGRINE 3331. The most popular warrior this turn
was LITTLE DEVIL 4359. The ten other most popular fighters were WURF 4368, HOPE
3352, WOOFER 4254, SERGEANT 4028, SIPPYCUP SAM 4280, BINKIE 4298, CARDNAL 4029, LARG
GENIUS - 11 WT 4373, PEREGRINE 3331, and GALEN DRAGONSPINE 4374.
The least popular fighter this week was PAMPER PACKER 4284. The other ten least
popular fighters were CRACK BABY 4279, TIPPI TURTLE 4351, ANDILLIA 4255, CHICHI-HOOEY
4270, WHITE FANG 4353, SPONGEBOB 4367, TANTRUM 4285, GALEN DRAGONSPINE 4374,
PEREGRINE 3331, and LARG GENIUS - 11 WT 4373.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
PEREGRINE (14-3331) RAPTORS (356)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY XL
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
I WET MY BED! 4052 (19-7-0) 0 2 0 I BENT MY WOOKIE
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
OPUNTIA 3850 (9-1-0) 5 3 0 PLANTARUM ANDORIA
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PAMPER PACKER 4284 (3-2-0) 0 2 0 PLAYPEN
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HAMMERIN HANK 4134 (3-1-1) 2 3 0 BLITZKRIEG
SIPPYCUP SAM 4280 (4-0-2) 0 2 0 PLAYPEN
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KILLER QUEEN 4369 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 DEAD THE DEATH SQUAD
SPONGEBOB 4367 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 THE DEATH SQUAD
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
I ATE MY WORM 4053 (13-3-0) 6 3 1 I BENT MY WOOKIE
MIGHTY MUCK 2967 (17-11-0) 2 3 0 FUN WITH GOO
THE SCORPION 604 (17-19-4) 0 2 0 THE DEATH SQUAD
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ARAGORN 4082 (3-0-0) 3 3 0 THE FELLOWSHIP
TALON 3242 (8-5-0) 3 3 0 RAPTORS
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
NUCLEOID 4314 (9-2-2) 4 1 0 DEAD BIO WARFARE
DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GODZILLA 4360 (1-1-1) 4 3 0 THE DEATH SQUAD
MITOCHONDRIAC 4325 (0-1-0) 1 3 1 BIO WARFARE
TANTRUM 4281 (0-0-0) 1 3 1 PLAYPEN