DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/12/2006 Duedate: 06/24/2006
TOBIR ARENA
DM-14 TURN-543
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MITOCHONDRIAC
BIO WARFARE (439)
(14-4333) [13-5-0,142]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MITOCHONDRIAC ITALIAN STALLION
BIO WARFARE (439) FOREIGN LEGION (445)
(14-4333) [13-5-0,142] (14-4399) [8-0-0,58]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CYTOPLASMIC GOLGI APPARATUS
BIO WARFARE (439) BIO WARFARE (439)
(14-4309) [15-19-1,79] (14-4342) [7-4-1,74]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE DEATH SQUAD (63) 58
2. THE DOGHOUSE (188) 49 PLAYPEN (435)
3. FOREIGN LEGION (445) 22 Unchartered Team
4. BIO WARFARE (439) -24
5. PLAYPEN (435) -34 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*FOREIGN LEGION (445) 22 11 0 66.7 1/ 1 THE DEATH SQUAD (63) 12 3 0
2/ 2 PLAYPEN (435) 63 41 7 60.6 2/ 3 BIO WARFARE (439) 8 7 0
3/ 3 THE DEATH SQUAD (63) 465 375 29 55.4 3/ 2 PLAYPEN (435) 7 8 0
4/ 4 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 389 494 9 44.1 4/ 4*FOREIGN LEGION (445) 6 5 0
5/ 5 BIO WARFARE (439) 62 88 5 41.3 5/ 5 THE DOGHOUSE (188) 5 10 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 270): INOCHI of YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 543): BIONIC BUFFALO of DO IT AGAIN (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 542): MITOCHONDRIAC of BIO WARFARE (Xerxes, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 535): SMELLY of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 532): MIKELA POOLE of KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 531): BIG JOY of SPONGMONKEYS (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 529): ALBUQUERQUE of HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 524): TRIPLE-X of LOVE LETTERS (Cunning Linguist, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 494): THE MAD CARROT of GARDEN OF HORRORS (The Sandman, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 485): OSTRICH of BIRDS (JE, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 476): BREAK POINT of CYNICAL DELUSIONS (Eclipse, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 218): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 391): ONE-TIMER of DEATH STUDS VII (Death Stud, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 380): BOUNCING BEA of WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 173): KAT of NIGHTHAWKS (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 428): BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME of FORGOTTEN REALMS from BARIKALA
(Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 270): YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 543): JGW EXPIRATION (JGW, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 542): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 535): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 532): MONEY PIT (Papaiz, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 531): MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 529): HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 524): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 494): LETHAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 485): MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 476): CYNICAL DELUSIONS (Eclipse, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 218): HOPLITES (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 391): BIKINI BOTTOM (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 380): CAR AND DRIVER (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 173): AL-GHAZIS (Bones, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 428): KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE, etc. (JRK, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 270): JERNIG MARS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 543): BIONIC BUFFALO of DO IT AGAIN (The Dark One, mgr.)
(turn 542): BUCKING BRAHMA of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
SUPERBEAST of THE LIVING DEAD (Dartor, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 535): SMELLY of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 530): JOCKO of MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 494): THE MAD CARROT of GARDEN OF HORRORS (The Sandman, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 485): OSTRICH of BIRDS (JE, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 474): GLOW-ROOM of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 217): CAULIFLOWER EARS of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 391): BLUE BEANIE of DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (Rillion, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 379): MARIO ANDRETTI of CAR AND DRIVER (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 172): EYE OF THE KNEE DOLL of HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Hail TOBIR! Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your
deeds. And let's see, WHITE FANG fought LITTLE DEVIL and gained 28 points and
contributed to THE DOGHOUSE's 3-2-0. LITTLE DEVIL has lost to WHITE FANG, falling 15
points, while helping make PLAYPEN a 1-4-0 turn. This turn MITOCHONDRIAC challenged
BINKIE in what was TOBIR's Title bout. Defending hers title for another turn,
MITOCHONDRIAC kept PLAYPEN's warrior, BINKIE, from claiming the throne. By the way,
was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The
Deeproot Inn?
The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more
could a warrior ask of life? Well, besides that. PLAYPEN has cause to stand tall,
as they were TOBIR's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to
beat. And guess who avoided PLAYPEN stable the most? Believe it or not, it was BIO
WARFARE. Anyone surprised? Well, sports fans, take notice that GERBENT from THE
DOGHOUSE was TOBIR's most challenged warrior this turn. Building dreams on hope,
TIPPI TURTLE challenged up 26 points this turn to take on GOLGI APPARATUS from BIO
WARFARE stable. And whaddya know, TIPPI TURTLE beat GOLGI APPARATUS, and the
fighters of THE DEATH SQUAD were last seen lifting frothy pints of ale in honor of
TIPPI TURTLE's 20 point gain.
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to
be true. A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or
hide when the fight is over. Consider well.
Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe. Dare
to fight bravely. Well, I'm burning daylight here in TOBIR and I've a long road
ahead of me. Happy Trails. Until you see my quill in TOBIR again, farewell--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MITOCHONDRIAC 4333 13 5 0 142 BIO WARFARE (439)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WOOFER 4254 23 17 1 97 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
SIPPYCUP SAM 4280 14 6 3 93 PLAYPEN (435)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BINKIE 4298 14 6 2 90 PLAYPEN (435)
TIPPI TURTLE 4351 10 4 0 81 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
CYTOPLASMIC 4309 15 19 1 79 BIO WARFARE (439)
TANTRUM 4285 11 10 2 76 PLAYPEN (435)
GOLGI APPARATUS 4342 7 4 1 74 BIO WARFARE (439)
ANDILLIA 4255 16 24 0 72 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHITE FANG 4353 10 11 0 66 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
ITALIAN STALLION 4399 8 0 0 58 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHICHI-HOOEY 4270 11 22 0 55 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
CRACK BABY 4279 7 10 0 50 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
DANISH PASTRY 4400 5 3 0 50 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
LITTLE DEVIL 4359 15 4 0 49 PLAYPEN (435)
-WONG WAY 4389 5 2 0 48 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
PAMPER PACKER 4284 9 12 0 45 PLAYPEN (435)
SHLEPROCK 4376 4 2 0 44 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BURNT OUT HIPPIE 4402 4 0 0 32 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
ENCLOPLASMIC 4307 3 2 0 28 BIO WARFARE (439)
GERBENT 4401 2 4 0 24 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BWUCE REE 4388 3 1 0 23 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
MAGINOT LINE 4393 1 3 0 19 FOREIGN LEGION (445)
SPONGEBOB 4367 2 7 0 17 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
E COLI 4343 2 4 0 12 BIO WARFARE (439)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Golgi Apparatus -- Well, darn. Heck. Etc. I should have known, I guess I really
DID know, the minute I yelled that I wouldn't give up, well, the fight was lost for
me. It always works that way. -- Woofer
P.S. But I don't have to like it!
Tippi Turtle -- What do you WEIGH, huh? Two tons? More? You tipped over onto my
foot, and it was like I was nailed to the floor! I'll have to have surgery for bone
chips and MONTHS of therapy before I can use that foot naturally again. -- Chichi-
Hooey
Encloplasmic -- That's probably a very dangerous thing, likely to cause tooth decay
and spongey gums, isn't it? By rights, I should have bit the HECK out of you, but
somehow I just couldn't. -- White Fang
P.S. Possibly it was all those injuries you inflicted before I got my act together
that prevented me from biting you off at the pass. I wouldn't be surprised.
Spongebob -- But you're welcome to join me in the said aforementioned bathtub. I
like to have a spongebob along to scrub with. Come any time. -- Gerbent
Binkie -- It's the (shudder) pink. I'm terribly allergic to pink, and then you come
out with it all OVER, and I just can't bring myself to come close enough to hit you.
-- Andillia
P.S. And I'm too unnerved by it to defend myself properly, either. Or too, I'm not
sure which.
26 May 2006
The Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire want to announce the joining of a new
member who cherishes the same ideals, respect and loyalty that we hold dear.
From this day forward let all know that Blackstorm is now a Dark Knight of the
Desolate Empire Alliance. With him as our chosen brother, our alliance only becomes
stronger. Let all his foes become ours, and ours his. May all our enemies' blood
flow freely and give NO quarter in war.
This is also a warning to any cowards, bullies, etc.... If you play with fire,
you WILL get burnt!!!
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
6 June 2006
To those involved, no, I have not abandoned your stories. But I've been letting them
drift, and that has to stop, so I am taking the time to make sure that I know where
they are going, more than just "what happens next" dreamed up on the fly, before
resuming work on them. No new stories will be started until at least one of the old
ones has concluded, for the same reason: quantity can't substitute for quality.
Your patience in this matter is appreciated. -- the Scribe
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MITOCHONDRIAC devastated BINKIE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
CYTOPLASMIC was vanquished by WOOFER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
TIPPI TURTLE luckily beat GOLGI APPARATUS in a action packed 4 minute Challenge fight.
CRACK BABY outwaited PAMPER PACKER in a slow 72 minute Challenge fight.
BURNT OUT HIPPIE savagely defeated MAGINOT LINE in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
E COLI lost to SPONGEBOB in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
TANTRUM was viciously subdued by M. CHARDINEE in a 6 minute bloody match.
SIPPYCUP SAM handily defeated ANDILLIA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LITTLE DEVIL was vanquished by WHITE FANG in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ITALIAN STALLION vanquished DELARQUAN SAILOR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CHICHI-HOOEY was unbelievably bested by SHLEPROCK in a 5 minute one-sided fight.
ENCLOPLASMIC was overpowered by DANISH PASTRY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
GERBENT bested TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 22 - 11 - 0 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 11 - 1 63 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 10 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 AIMED BLOW 14 - 14 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 9 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 17 - 0 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 543 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL MITOCHONDRIAC 4333 13 5 0 142 BIO WARFARE (439)
PARRY-RIPOSTE WOOFER 4254 23 17 1 97 THE DOGHOUSE (188)
STRIKING ATTACK SIPPYCUP SAM 4280 14 6 3 93 PLAYPEN (435)
TOTAL PARRY TIPPI TURTLE 4351 10 4 0 81 THE DEATH SQUAD (63)
LUNGING ATTACK GOLGI APPARATUS 4342 7 4 1 74 BIO WARFARE (439)
AIMED BLOW LITTLE DEVIL 4359 15 4 0 49 PLAYPEN (435)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CYTOPLASMIC 4309. The most popular warrior this
turn was GOLGI APPARATUS 4342. The ten other most popular fighters were CHICHI-HOOEY
4270, BURNT OUT HIPPIE 4402, TANTRUM 4285, SIPPYCUP SAM 4280, WHITE FANG 4353, DANISH
PASTRY 4400, WOOFER 4254, SPONGEBOB 4367, ITALIAN STALLION 4399, and GERBENT 4401.
The least popular fighter this week was CRACK BABY 4279. The other ten least popular
fighters were PAMPER PACKER 4284, LITTLE DEVIL 4359, ANDILLIA 4255, MAGINOT LINE
4393, BINKIE 4298, ENCLOPLASMIC 4307, SHLEPROCK 4376, E COLI 4343, TIPPI TURTLE 4351,
and CYTOPLASMIC 4309.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
WOOFER (14-4254) THE DOGHOUSE (188)
SIPPYCUP SAM (14-4280) PLAYPEN (435)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLI
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ALLY MCBEAL 3980 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 WON'T SEE TV
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ITALIAN STALLION 4399 (4-0-0) 11 3 0 FOREIGN LEGION
BWUCE REE 4388 (2-0-0) 4 3 0 FOREIGN LEGION
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MAGINOT LINE 4393 (0-0-0) 8 3 0 FOREIGN LEGION
APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DANISH PASTRY 4400 (2-2-0) 0 3 0 FOREIGN LEGION